Trump, Biden, and Obama Make the ULTIMATE Waifu Tier List

Okay, another tier list with these clowns, but we've got to capitalize on the hype. Strike while the iron is hot. I'm very proud to present this one. I call it the Ultimate Waifu Mega tier list. Okay. Okay. Barack, I know you're not one to deliver much on a promise, but what exactly is ultimate about this list? It's lacking a great deal so very much. For once, I agree with Donald on this one. I mean, Yoko Littner isn't even on here. Oh, for the love of there. Are you happy? Still not even close

to Ultimate. No. Everyone is not here. Shut the fuck up, Donald. Let's just get started. Okay, gang. Okay. First up is Marin Kitagawa from my dress up, darling. Okay. Marin is obviously an S-Tier wife Who? Let's not pretend like she's not one of the best animated seasonal waifus we've ever seen. Plus, have you seen the recoil? Dear God, I nearly got knocked out of my seat just watching episode one. Donald, you can't be serious, S-tier. I could hardly even sit through this boring ass show without

falling asleep. Marin is B-Tier at best, and this show can go ahead and never get a second season. First of all, Joe, no one here is surprised that you fell asleep watching a show, But there is no way in hell I'm putting Marin in the beat here because your narcoleptic ass wasn't able to keep at least one eye open to experience that perfect blond waifu. Donald. I'll agree with you that Marin is great but perfect. I can think of a way more wafers that deserve a top spot. He has a type. I do have

a type. All right. She can sit in here then, Donald, Fine by me. Okay. Next is Asuka from Evangelion. CC Easy C She's not even blond and she's a basic white fu from a basic overblown anime with a shittier ending due to budgeting issues. Sleepy Joe, I'm sure you know plenty about that one. Shut your Tropicana Orange man Whole Donald Neon Genesis is a work of pure wrong. The fact that you're Oompa Loompa dupa dee doo doo ass lacks the culture to appreciate. It goes without saying Oh, sick, but I'm

saying it anyway. Asuka Langley belongs in a tier. Without a doubt. She's gorgeous. And I've got to say, MC pilots really get my engine revving. That anime as a whole is about as much of a snooze fest as your speech is. Joe in a Sucka is probably the worst wife food on this list. This is a white food tier list. Joe Why food tier list? Would you want this chick changing your diapers while making you feel like the exact piece of shit you just laid in your fresh depends. Absolute fuck C put a suck

a and f tier Now gang. I think a classic like Asuka deserves better than F, but I can't exactly agree she's an A. I'm going with the first choice putting her in here and we're moving on. Let's see. We've got NAMI up next. Easy. Yes, yes. More like shit cans tier. How can anyone get into this tease of a character? Plus, she's a greedy pirate thief. Donald, tell me you didn't read one piece without telling me you didn't read one piece. In fact, NAMI is a complete moral good. Every time she comes a

cross a good bounty, she always considers the less fortunate when it comes down to it. Plus, she has zero powers and still manages to hold her own in every fight. And have you seen her post time Skip Hot Momma, can I please get a latte with breast milk? Sorry. I mean breast milk. Sorry, I meant breast. Okay, Jo, we got it. Mommy's not in to your wife. Who? But she is pretty great. Can we agree to have her in? Fine. Fine. Now we have Winfrey, Roc Bell s simple. She's OG, she's blond, and she can

attach my nerves to a mechanical arm any day anyway. Stunning. Simply stunning. Fuck you and fuck your blond fetish. Dani Winfrey is as basic as they come. No meaningful arcs or development. She's about as deep as a kiddy pool. Can't go a day without mentioning kitties in pools now, can't we, Joe? I'm with Joe on this one. Of course. Of course. She is about a side character. As a side character can be. Okay. Fuck you both. She is a lesson in loyalty. Yes, loyalty. Truly. She is Ed's right arm. N

o wife who is as loyal, dependable and likable is Win Re not a single one basic winner in basic care. How's that sound, Donald? Fuck you, Barack. Fuck you too. Moving on. Next. We have no a minute. Steve. Oh, dear Lord. Joe Not even a moment of hesitation on this one. Barack What's the deal here? And we're moving on. Speedwagon is obsessed here. Okay, then. Okay, now on to our next wife, you zero two from Darling in the Franks. She's pretty iconic. And the wife who discussion. I think her design

is simple but striking. I don't know. How does B tier sound? No way in hell, Barrack zero two is just a regurgitated Evangelion girl. Only this time it's less about mental health issues and more about emotional abuse. I have to agree with Cheeto puff here. Barry zero two was made to sell stickers. Two lonely car guys with no chance in hell of ever talking to a real woman. Zero two is an F tier. Put her down now before you get attached, Barack. Okay. Fuck both of you. I'll put her in D tier just

for the car guy thing. That shit is real. So then next is your forger. Good Lord, Slap a pink wig on me and call me on because this is my mommy. Agreed? Agreed. Yep. Mommy, Mommy, baby. Want milky? Yup. As they say. All right. Anyways, Mama is next. And do I have to say more? This chick second egg in hell for all I care. Brock, don't spoil anything for the animal Only don't be such a bitch You know damn well you would put a leash on and bark for Miss Mac. I'm a very serious. Of course I'm serio

us. Maxima is finally the dummy mommy that the animal community needs. She's got a control that will have you cleaning your room and taking your meds on time. What am I supposed to take those frequently, Joe? Frequently. Okay. There's no way I'm reading my keep my higher than a C at best. Tell you what you bring Winfrey up to be and we can keep makama at sea. Did you just trade deal me during a wife who to your list That's the power of miss humor whatever let's get to the next one. We have the O

ne-Punch Man, Esper, Sisters, Tatsu Maki and Kabuki. Oh Tatsu Maki. Here's another one to keep away from Sniffy. Here, let me guess. EST here on Sleepy Joe's best knows Fools tier list. Fuck you, Donald. But yes, maybe. Oh, how predictable, how predictable really it is. Get this lovely way through off the screen and into the sess tier next to Joe's on the other tier pig stuff. Your milk trough, Danny boy. She's a 28 year old petite milf. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that would still make her one quarter of

your current age. Joe. And everyone knows Kabuki is the better. Esper sister, that chick is stacked like a big, beautiful wall. I'm going to be honest with you, Joe. I feel a bit uncomfortable putting Tatsu Maki anywhere other than the sus tier. And I have to say that I agree with Don on Kabuki mega-fight here for sure. What's that? Michelle? I didn't quite catch that pizza rolls. Fuck you. Hey, gang, I'm out. Got to go. Wonderful work. Just wonderful. Truly an ultimate y food tier list. The mo

st ultimate list the world has ever seen. Really and truly about as ultimate as me. What I miss. Oh, Tatsu Maki in here.