Ronny Chieng explores the faux liberal policies of Kyrsten Sinema, who announced she's not seeking re-election, as well as the Trump team's push to court Black voters...with the help of A.I. Plus, Josh Johnson joins to discuss how Biden β and the Cookie Monster β are tackling shrinkflation on Sesame Street. #DailyShow #RonnyChieng #Comedy
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Welcome to The Daily Show! I'm Ronny Chieng! We've got a great
show for you tonight. Donald Trump finally
made some Black friends, Joe Biden has his hand
up cookie monster's ass, and Jordan Klepper talks to
the last Nikki Haley fan. So let's get right into
our ongoing coverage of Indecision 2024. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Let's kick things off with the
race to control the Senate, one of the tightest
races in Arizona. And although we don't
know who's going to win, we already know
who's going to lose.
Breaking news from
the nation's capital-- independent Senator
Kyrsten Sinema of Arizona announcing she
will not run for re-election. REPORTER: Polling
in the last months has showed her with
support of just 15% to 25%, losing to Gallego
and Kari Lake. She met the ire of great many
Democrats around the country, refusing to pass a filibuster
reform that would have allowed for the protection of
abortion around the country and to codify Roe v. Wade. REPORTER: In 2022,
Sinema blocked a critical spendi
ng
bill to protect a tax break for the ultra wealthy. That's right. Senator Kyrsten
Sinema is stepping down to spend more time with
a family, Goldman and Sachs. And I love how
she says she's not running for re-election in
Arizona like it's her choice. Totally not because you're
going to get your ass kicked. [LAUGHTER] That's like me
saying, hey, guys, I'm not going to be QB-ing
for the Patriots this year. Guess what? Nobody offered. It's also funny
how people usually like independence in this
ve
ry tribal political climate. You know, you have
to be a real shitty politician if you're
an independent and everybody hates you. Me, personally, I
actually like that Kyrsten Sinema taught everyone a
very important lesson-- that you can't assume
someone's beliefs based on how they dress. She came on the scene
like, hey, everyone, look at my pink tutu! You know I'm liberal. And then she walks
into the Senate like, private equity
gets everything. Drill those orphans for oil. [LAUGHTER] But let's mo
ve on to
the presidential race and the voters the politicians
never forget every time they need to win an election-- African-Americans, a.k.a. Black people. In 2020, Trump only got
12% of the Black vote. But this year, polls show that
he could double that number. And now, there might
be a way for him to win over Black
voters without actually having to meet any. There are growing
concerns about the way artificial
intelligence could be used to mislead voters ahead
of this year's US election. It's
emerged that
some supporters of the former
President Donald Trump are creating and sharing
fake images of him with Black people to encourage
African-Americans to back him in November's election. REPORTER: At first glance,
this photo looks real. Only it's not. It was generated
using AI technology. The image was generated
by Trump supporters using AI to target Black voters. But this picture
has been viewed more than 1 million times. Wow, it took the
most cutting-edge technology to get Trump to
han
g out with six Black guys. [LAUGHTER] This is outrageous. You're telling me
I've been wasting my time building
real friendships with Black people, a.k.a. African-Americans,
when the whole time, I could have just
used AI and gotten the same number of likes? [LAUGHTER] But seriously, I can't
believe these photos would actually swing some votes. I mean, if we're going to be
this easily manipulated by AI, let's just let AI
vote for us instead. I mean, at this point,
we need to be smarter. I mean, I'
m not going
to vote for Trump just because I saw
a picture of him with a bunch of Asian guys. [LAUGHTER] Although, I mean, they do
look like they're having fun. I mean-- [LAUGHTER] I wonder what they're
talking about. [LAUGHTER] Damn, maybe it
does help a little! But still, I know people are
worried about misinformation. But it's pretty easy to tell
if a picture of Donald Trump is AI-generated, OK? Here's the trick. If Donald Trump is in a picture
and looks completely insane, then it's a real pi
cture. Like, look at this picture. Trump hanging out
with Black guys-- this is AI, because it's
too normal to be real. But now, this photo of
him with Black people? This is weird. That's how you know it's real. Is that confusing? All right, OK, how about--
how about this one? Trump with Black people having
a good time at a party-- it's a pretty normal
human activity. Therefore, this is AI. But Kanye in the
Oval Office, shoving his phone into Trump's face? I mean-- what the [BLEEP]
is even happen
ing here? This is too insane
to be real, and that's how you know it's real. There's also other tells. Like, you know,
check the skin tone. Does his face look
like a normal human? Then it's probably AI. Does his face look like a dish
sponge after a chili night? Then it's real. So that's the rule. Is he smiling in front
of 3,000 hamburgers? Is he staring directly
into a solar eclipse? Is he touching a glowing orb
with Middle East dictators? Then it's real. I hope that clarifies things. But while D
onald
Trump is trying to get the vote
of Black people, Joe Biden is trying to get
the vote of cheap people. I mean, have you been
to a grocery store lately and noticed
your bag of chips had two fewer chips
than it used to? Well, Joe Biden has noticed. REPORTER: Shrinkflation is just
one of the pocketbook issues that could find its way into
the State of the Union address on Thursday. Today, the White
House is announcing a new strike force
tasked with cracking down on price gouging. And everything
from groceries
to prescription drugs is on the list. REPORTER: Shrinkflation
is when companies make the size of
their products smaller without cutting prices. The size of some Oreo
cookies has decreased by 6% since 2019, and a
family size of wheat thins has dropped 12% in weight. Even some Charmin
toilet paper rolls now have 20 fewer sheets. Guys. [BOOING] OK, boo! Hey, listen! Listen, this is such
an American crisis, OK? [LAUGHTER] Oh, no, my Costco
sack of Oreos only has 15 pounds instead of
16! And now, when I shit my pants,
there isn't enough toilet paper to clean my fat ass! [LAUGHTER] Yeah, you know-- [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Guys-- you know what's
not shrinkflating? It's celery.
OK? Maybe you should
try it sometime. [LAUGHTER] By the way, if we're going to
complain about toilet paper, let's talk about how every
time I buy the toilet paper, it's like, hey, there's eight
rolls, but they're mega, so it's 10 rolls,
but really, it's actually eight rolls again. Just tell me-- tell me how
many [BLEEP] rolls they are and stop making
me do math at CVS! And look. I do think it's a good
political issue for Joe Biden to focus on. Because do you really think
Americans will go to the polls to protect democracy? Hell, no. But if you promise to restore
the number of sprinkles on the Pop Tarts,
record turnout. And luckily for Joe Biden, he's
now getting help from an ally who speaks to young voters. And I mean, really
young voters. REPORTER: This morning, the
Cookie Monster has had enough.
Chocolate chip cookie
important to me, too! REPORTER: His beef
with shrinkflation is getting attention
on Capitol Hill after he posted, quote,
"Me hate shrinkflation. Me cookies are
getting smaller." OK, you know what? [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] There's a real-- [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] There's a real depth of
expertise in this country, so I can appreciate
when we can hear from someone who knows what
he's talking about, all right? For more on Cookie
Monster speaking out, we go live to Sesame
Street to ou
r newest member of the Daily Show news team-- Josh Johnson, everybody! [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Josh! Josh! What do you think about
Cookie Monster's battle with shrinkflation? What do I think? I think Cookie Monster is
being a little blue bitch. All right? [LAUGHTER] Why does he care about
the price of cookies? Have you seen the
way he eats them? Half of them end
up on the floor. If the cookies were
smaller, maybe they'd manage to get into his mouth. [LAUGHTER] Me know like inflation. Stop talking l
ike that! You live on Sesame Street. How are you still
doing remedial English? OK. OK. Josh, look, I love
hating stuff, too. But aren't you being a little
too hard on Mr. Monster? He's trying to fight-- he's
trying to fight shrinkflation. Oh, you're telling
me that Cookie Monster just brought up
shrinkflation the same week as Biden on his own? The only words I've ever
heard Cookie Monster say are "me" and "cookie." Who taught him "shrinkflation"? [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Like, I don't want
to start
any rumors, but I'm starting
to think Cookie Monster is just a puppet. OK, look, that's
crazy talk, Josh, OK? Stop with the
conspiracy theories. Whether he is or not,
shrinkflation is real. OK? And it's not just cookies. It's chips, soda, toilet paper. Explain to me
why Cookie Monster cares about toilet paper. He doesn't have a
digestive system. He's never taken a
shit in his life. [LAUGHTER] He doesn't know the pain
of sitting on a toilet with a stomach full of lamb
curry, running out of paper,
and having to
sidestep your way out, doing the
pants-around-the-ankle waddle like you're robbing
your own house, only for your girlfriend
to walk in, see you, then immediately walk out. Do you have to deal with
that, Mr. Cookie Monster? Because me did. Me very much did. Yeah, but why
didn't you just take off your pants completely?
Oh, you know what? Never mind. I think it's great that Cookie
Monster is bringing attention to an actual problem here, OK? It's not even the biggest
problem on Sesame
Street. Oscar is still homeless. [LAUGHTER] [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Trump's about to deport
Rosita, and Snufflebuck-- Snuffle-a-buckle-a--
Snuffleup-- he and the gang-- [LAUGHTER] I'm not going to lie, Ron. It's pretty messed up that
you sent me here, all right? I saw Elmo selling tickles for
$5 outside Big Bird's nest. No one here is doing well. All right, all right, Josh. Let's get you out of there. Hey, hold up, hold up. Do you have $5?
- No. No, no. Josh Johnson, everybody.
Comments
Pretty interesting how Sinemaβs net worth went from 30k to 11m in those few years, huh?
If any Black person votes for DJT after he cozied up to Diamond & Silk, & then, when asked to speak at Diamond's funeral, he said, "I knew Diamond but I never met Silk before today." Are You Kidding Me? The two Sisters were inseparable. They were in the WH & sat with DJT for multiple photo-ops.
Josh Johnson as the new correspondent is brilliant
The "dish sponge after chili night" joke was way underappreciated.
Ronnie has a great sense of sarcasm.
Excuse me, but Oscar the Grouch DOES have a home, and for your information, that garbage can is rent-controlled!
Joy to the world - Sinema is out!!!! ππ»ππ»ππ»
JOSH JOHNSON IS THE NEW DAILY SHOW CORRESPONDENT!?!?! YES!!!!!!!
Josh has a solid career ahead of him, he's got amazing inflection and delivery.
Sweet! I've seen Josh Johnson live twice. Great comedian. Glad to see him on here.
I am SO happy Josh Johnson has a gig at the Daily Show. I've been watching him since his buzzcut days. LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE NOW!
Oh man!! Love Josh Johnson!! Congratulations on being on the Daily Show!
Josh Johnson is my new favorite comedian. I'm so glad he's joined the Daily Show!
Two things about the doctored pix: 1) If you have to fake pictures with black supporters, it means you don't have enough black supporters for a portrait π€·πΌββοΈ 2) What's the point of faking a picture if everyone knows it's a fake π€·πΌββοΈ
While shrinkflation is a problem, can we hear about greedflation in the State of the Union? Some reports seem to suggest close to half of recent inflation is just companies raising prices just because they can get away with it. Don't blame the economy if some things cost more, because a big part of it is just companies increasing prices because they can.
Josh Johnson is going to be host one day I'm calling it now, he killed it
This was my first time seeing Josh Johnson. What ever it takes, KEEP HIM ON THE SHOW.
A dishsponge after chili night I CAN'T π
Ronnie Chieng?? Oh this is going to be a wild week!
"Oscar is still homeless." Died.