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do you suffer from a lack of a father figure  do you have clinical depression have you ever accidentally broken your mom's favorite coffee  cup and when she found out you did it she tied you to a bed and spanked you with a metal spatula  if you said yes to any of these things I don't care and to keep it a bean no one cares okay make  sure it's all low Siri are you a man or a woman I sexually identify as Michael Jackson my pronouns  are my goofy uncle is holding me captive what my buddy Quint alu
s Barnacle Jones Jr got smacked  in the head with a rhinoceros horn because he was listening to No Maiden stop my grandpa punched  me in the head at 90 mph put the money in the back this is a robbery no it's not this is a bank it  doesn't matter if you're tall short thin fat Rich poor at the end of the day it's night yo your mom  just texted you what did she say a Chong Chingling ping pong Pang lingling very funny KY let me  see that what the hell rare rare medium rare medium rare medium medium
medium well medium well  well done thank you all right so the next step is roast the potatoes are your mom yeah they ask you  how you are you just have to say that you're fine you need to stop thinking that you're ugly you  are but stop thinking about it it's okay shh okay so get this you make 10 meals you're not a  cook you make 20 paintings you're not an artist but you kill one person oh my mom's calling me  right now hello where the [ __ ] are you oh I'm at my friend's house right now get you
r ass home  now okay okay I'm coming home right now is that your mom yeah bro tell her I said hi bro oh ding  said hi [ __ ] ding come home now I'm beating that ass when he get home hi I'm Dory let's go I asked  my dog this morning how his week's been going and he said rough and I felt up I don't like to study  studying is not what I do but if I fail my test my mama going to use kungu use your muscles that you  work so hard for he stopped working out last week he's why did you stop working out I
was sad hey  you want to bite hey bro what's up if your parents said not to talk to strangers how do you make  furnace because that happy birthday dear Grand happy birth you try me into a Lego CR I didn't  what's wrong are you okay what happened today I'm playing rock paper scissors with my cat rock paper  scissors is anyone here a doctor I'm a doctor what's going on he's having a heart attack I'm a  doctor in philosophy he's going to die we're all going to die he's right put the money in the b
ag  put the money in the the bag okay put the money in my ass oh [ __ ] today is the execution of Sir  Lucas the thir you the audience may choose his death Off With His Head okay he shall give head  to every man in this room no I not what they said macaroni with the chicken strips h if your leg get  cut off would it hurt duh how cuz your leg got cut off fol where you going to feel the pain in your  leg exactly bro how you going to feel a pain in your leg if your leg he has no lips how will he  g
et a kiss kiss very ugly no kiss for him oh my myself why is it spicy what's your favorite color  Nick blue no green awesome I love learning about you I [ __ ] up it's yellow I don't mind losing  friends but you I can't lose you you know too much so it's I have a friendship or death when I  make dinner nobody sees that when I do the laundry nobody sees that when I do the dishes nobody sees  that when I clean the house nobody sees that but when I sit down to be on my phone you're always  on your
phone we may not listen to you sometimes or respect you and sure we like making fun of you  but there is no butt that is all mother you have you ever heard of a mountain chicken please  don't hurt me have you ever ever heard of a mountain chicken no what do you think it looks  like like a really big chicken that's what I thought but no it's this [ __ ] oh my God I'm 97  and I didn't even study what did you get 100 oh congrats three-point difference same thing no no  no no no no you got a 97 beca
use that's all you could get I got a 100 because that's all there was  to get if you're guilty and you know it clap your hands dang it if you don't like me at my worst  then you don't like me at my best I don't like you at all mom can I go to McDonald's if you can  spell McDonald's we can go let's go to KLC then you smart cookie and even though I don't have arms  I can do everything you guys can if you're happy and you know and clap your hands first name rabbit  last name the so you are rubbing
the bunk wow your legs look great in those jeans you should see  me without them why would you take off your legs hold on real quick I just need to slide this Deb  card between your second belly roll let me just go ahead and transaction completed shut your ugly  at the replace the T with a d equal Indian really don't don't don't tell me what to do okay guys we  have to be careful someone here is possessed by an owl who that's the thing we don't aren't you  worried about what oh my God yeah if yo
u spell applesauce with just A's you can call it I think  I really really like you good cuz I'm comfortable now and this whole time I've been secretly a  weirdo now you're going to see the true me and you can't leave Mickey Mickey huh apparently girls  talking a higher pitch when talking to a person they're like really h no way that's so funny  hang on let me call you back hey what you date me breathe if yes recite the Bible in Japanese  if no what the is that actually the Bible can you stop bre
athing too a there's a moth in my wax  burner you moth have fallen in there do I just do I just drop it like for real I'm just dropping  it hi this is a m a dreamer this is a spelling be that was produced by caveman your word is are  are you okay that is correct congratulations you win what is happening wait wait wait a second hold  on I seen this guy before there it is 911 hello I think my friend just died okay I understand first  things first make sure he's dead okay okay I got it okay now wha
t hey bro can you can you just uh  turn your head the other way real quick I don't know what you're talking about you know man  it's not it's not that hard you know just I don't comprehend your request would you slap a  coworker for $225,000 it ain't about the money right let me tell you something let me tell you  something bro just some head turning action man come on like this I think I broke my neck it's not  really mobile at the moment bro just turn your in head before coffee I hate people a
fter coffee  I feel good about hating people now what do you tell yourself when you're having impulses to throw  yourself off a bridge ye no I cannot hold it in anymore I just want to you know I don't like bugs  Phineas are you even listening to me I seem to have misplaced my ant for hey Siri how to get slim  and Tall without any exercise only eating fast food food also fast food also included it huh Ryan  you got a 55% on the test and that's the highest anyone has got in the class am I better t
han  everyone you want to play peekaboo uh okay where's Mommy gone reduced to Adams peekaboo possible you  want to go Toe to Toe with me pretty boy go for it I'll give you the first shot Dam what's your  pronounce I'm a male I'm a man I'm a he I don't get into that mentally ill stuff okay I just have  one question do you know what a pain in the ass is yeah are you a pain in the ass yeah oh what a week  it's Tuesday don't talk to me I'll murder you all the pain in my heart go outside no why the s
un is  a deadly laser I ain't saying nothing life without parole it was him that dude hiding behind that  girl right there I'm done with the conversation now sit back down I'm s did you do some dumb [  __ ] hell yeah did you get us both in trouble hell yeah am I still helping you cuz you're my  best friend yeah does anyone actually know what ADH stands for it actually stands for attention  deficit hey Donuts banana banana banana it's the most beautiful thing I ever seen in my life it's a  b n ne
xt to a bot of the M Truth or Dare uh truth how many hours have you slept this week dare go  to sleep I don't like this game let s open the damn door make me fat ass so what do you do for a  living my best Tom I do my best okay that's what I do I only drink alcohol on days that start with  a tea so that's Tuesday Thursday today tomorrow Saturday and Sunday so we all know that on Earth  there's more water than land that's not true how so there's more land under the water that lady  just hit and r
un another lady shy that's a felony Big Time kill Little M here little M get up no he  did oh [ __ ] Ma I thought she was dead man my bad there are consequences to saying the n word why  how do you know you banana banana banana B hey how are you feeling I feel kind of depressed anding  awful oh yeah next time say good and then shut the up Siri can you check my bank balance and let me  know which Apple product can I afford apple juice so why do you want this job well I've always been  passionate
about not starving to death valid point what do you have planned for the future lunch  no I meant longterm oh um dinner no okay uh how good are you at PowerPoint I don't mean to brag  but I sell at it was that a Microsoft pun word huh apparently girls talking a higher pitch when  talking to a person they're like really h no way that's so funny hang on let me call you back hey  hey little man did you not see I was on the phone this is why I drive Grandma's car to the store hey  you don't look han
dicapped oh my God oh my God I'm so sorry I'm really sad pardon good night you see  how I can't scan myself it's cuz I'm Priceless or you're not worth anything what must I do to show  you that I really love you tell your father to put me on his profile picture today I wanted to eat a  cant so I went to a place that sells and I bought a and I returned home with the qu and then I ate  the qu I really like Eminem I prefer Skittles no like the rapper why would you eat the rapper R  what sound is tha
t a dinosaur a what dinosaur it's a what Theos make the sound again oh you talking  about them things from juracy parac so say here your fast with math extremely that's impressive  what's 31 * 17 47 it's not even close but it was fast welcome to the team what's that guy doing  oh that guy's schizophrenic right now now he's driving wait so he really thinks he's driving yep  everything's real to him what's he doing now he just stepped into an elevator remember even if  you delete things from your
browser history it will still be saved on your router until we meet  again remember more espresso less depresso I'm still depressed but now I'm fast winds in the East  Miss coming in like something is brewing about to begin trayon just go to the office what did I do  just go to the office what did I do go just go what did I do and if I'm lying then may the Devil  Himself take me away there goes the crackhead that I see each morning what are you doing what didn't  I tell you to clean this room th
is is not my house this is not my kid come on give it back first you  got to say my name all right Big Daddy come on now give it back my name Carl coffins become Maracas  during earthquakes until we meet again who's the toughest person you know Raven who's the toughest  man person you know you're the toughest man person I know can someone please explain to me why all  I do is eat sleep and go to work yet I'm always hungry tired and broke I'm really sad pardon good  night remember the way you mak
e a family is is not familyfriendly until we meet again I don't know  if it's just me or not but do you hate it when you go outside and there's like people hi I'd like to  make a return ma'am this is your birth certificate I don't know what to do I need an adult I am  an adult I need an adult to your adult name of the next song is called um all the things I love  about my wife um okay thank you if this ended up on your for you page or if somebody sent this to  you there's a message you need to h
ear damn babe those bazongas are honking today this porridge  is too hot this porridge is too cold somebody touch you my spaget I now identify as invisible  although I was born visible I am now transparent my pronouns are who where what in the Reese's  peanut butter is going on here let's rewind let do it for you I do it for you no fun fact the  average person gets slapped two to three times per come on it wasn't that bad hey don't hit women  you a woman come on man I was just trying to why you
face so damn long for let me do it for you  shut up man let me plastic Sur eat this thing before time in theing Cut Optimus one more time  in the Bing binging C it's beginning beginning I wonder if they only have chocolate and vanilla  maybe they have butterscotch or tapol Focus I got to get rid of the body you're welcome do you  like the snow no why not can you say snow before time in the is beginning in the beginning Hey  listen where you going I go home now and I will restart from binging aga
in do you ever just look  at someone and think you're the Monday of people I did everything for yo yo yo yo yo you w bro you  w quick shoot him Chris what are you waiting for I I how do I know which one to shoot what how do I  know which one is the real dad I we never switch wait we don't even look the same all right when's  my birthday ah crap February 8th I'm going to rip you apart I want to apolog so where's this dog  I keep hearing so much about oh he's right here that's a grown ass man yeah
he's a little old but  hey who said you can't teach Old Dogs new tricks ready watch this speak what's up bro good boy  yeah he just spoke English that's a grown that's an what is the most attractive language a man can  speak money money the [ __ ] is you talking about bro ain't nobody speaking yo what happened are you  okay no man I took my H out for a walk I wanted to be different and then it fell in a soy drain  I couldn't grabb it in time I missed it it went it went falling down the river th
e dookie River  it went in the river bro EXC me you're excus I'm not your how you my right so yeah how I cut today  can I have like a like a night remove everything clear it off take everything off remove it just  0.5 I would to have like night remove everything a few moments later hey fine boy looking really  sharp looking good look at your head shiny hey w w w oh sleepovers be like you mind if I slip  into something a little more comfortable yeah sure hello hey I can't come in to work today  i
s everything okay I can't see you can't see something wrong with your vision no I can't see  myself working today bye welcome to quick and hot can I take your order please yeah um can I get  a burger with four slices of cheese four Burgers anything else no one burger with four slices  of cheese one burger with four sorry we can't do that just put four slices of cheese on a burger  we can't do that there's no button who the is this we man who the is this we it's me and you we're  just people fcki
ng listen to me this corporate enti put four slices of cheese on theing Burger do  welcome to mcdonal can I get a Oreo we seven ice cream right now it's broken at the moment can I  get you something oh I know you going to say that let me go in my 7even CH the B so you got to calm  down and accept that I know your ice cream machine working yet it's all C I'm not lying it's broken  well it better be cuz I ain't coming in and if you coming in I'll get your ass pin then I'mma  fight you of ice cream
then to be a woman it's harder to be a man no it's harder to be a woman no  to be a man women have to deal with menstruation pregnancy child birth breastfeeding hot fleshes  menopause men have to deal with women oh whoa damn I don't know what the hell you feeding him but  he is too damn big replace the word problem with the word opportunity in all your thoughts okay I  have a very severe drinking opportunity remember the first step to forgiveness is realizing that  the other person was born an
idiot if you saved a dollar a day for a year do you know how much  money you'd have roughly $30,000 put your money in the bag it in yo look at this one over here no  n I wouldn't mess with him man for what look man look at what we doing okay we is robbing the place  okay this dude right here he's just standing there like nothing's going on okay he's chilling all  right that's a whole anime protagonist I wouldn't mess with him no no I'm I'm telling you look at  look at the way he's sitting right
now he going to end up killing you and then I'm going have  to run I'm not going to be able to get away he going to catch me because they're overpowered and  I'm going to get killed this look like the pilot episode to his anime I'm telling you we should  not be doing this man you watch too many of them Japanese cartoons I'm I'm going to go beat them up  what no why would you put the money in the he did hey what's this guy talking about a a everyone has  that one friend who can turn any conversat
ion into something dirty is your son asleep in the middle  of the day oh yeah he had a long day at school did you just punch my son in the face what's  wrong with you kidnapping is illegal yeah like to report an assault first rule no talking does  that mean second rule no eating in my class would anyone care for a bon bon uh I'll eat one pick  your favorite how's it taste it's a delightful taste sensation no eating in my classroom Dad yes  sir what is the alcoholic it's somebody who drinks a lot
of poison and it tends to mess up their  mind like you see those four cars over there an alcoholic would see eight but D there's only  two mom puff out your chest take a deep breath you're going to be okay is it loud in your mind  just take your time you're going to be okay the North Koreans are coming run okay I'll hold them  off just just do me a favor what I need you to hide my watch in your ass in my what what the you  talking about dude listen your grateful this is my dying wish okay give
the watch to my son when  you make it out all right oh my God all right fine give it wait what the what what the F this is  Todd hi this is Todd's mom hi in a moment Todd's mom will read her son's internet browsing history  bro you trying to slap box as long as you don't cry when you lose all right bro let's see how you  Jason what that slap didn't make contact with my face I wasn't aiming for your face I don't want  to play this game anymore need some Skittles but I don't want to pay for them a
nd then one of the  stor attendance came up to me was like put that back and he grab grabbed my arm and I said don't  touch me I'm so tired I'd do anything to get 8 hours of sleep at night oh just go to bed 8 hours  before you have to wake up nah I'll make you rich and famous in exchange for your soul okay here you  go all right you're rich now thank you for what's wrong this is a half eaten can of Pringles yeah  that was in my soul slot dude I don't know what to tell you well I don't want it an
ymore rude I  want my money back too late I spent it it hasn't even been 30 seconds yeah I bought crypto and it  crashed dude life is about Taking Chances what is wrong with you eight things mothers hate one  when I go out two when I don't go out three when I eat too much four when I don't eat five when I  sleep too much six when I don't sleep seven when I answer her when she's talking eight when I don't  answer her when she's talking yo I don't know how much longer I could take it man I've been
single  for the past 5 months that's what I'm saying bro it's really rough out here it's been 3 months  for me please those are rookie numbers try 18 years you I don't want to go to work today but I  need money but work makes me unhappy but nobody wants to make me a sugar baby but I just want to  stay in my bed but I'm poor I don't care I'm about to call off can we skip to to the good part no R  do lights do car not do insurance do mountain do baby shark do do do every Dam thing do you know  yo
u just need to relax and stop overreacting murdered this man yes you tortured him of course  bro come over here come over here check out my new shoes they're the brand new one two buckle my shoe  three four buckle more five six Nike kicks that is so fire Mommy I went to the store of Daddy and  some girls said they like Daddy's hair some girl told Daddy they like his hair yeah okay and what  did Daddy say he smiled oh he smiled oh he smile he want to smile at girls now okay so your daddy  trying
to meet Jesus today excuse me hey what's up bro hey what's yo bro okay I'm dating someone  but I still like to flirt with other girls is that considered cheating what the hell is wrong  with you you just punched me in the face but I'm left-handed yeah but you still punched me in the  I see your point you're welcome hey wake up this is a kidnapping Oh yay where are we going well  first you're going to get in my van and then go to McDonald's oh boy I've never been there before  no we're not wait y
ou've never been to McDonald's no I haven't even been outside what's it like out  there so you've been in this room your whole life uh-huh are you like already kidnapped uh-huh so we  going to go to McDonald's yeah sure how's my son he's going to be all right oh thank God that's a  great attitude I got to tell you if I was getting this news I don't know that I'd take it this well  but you said he was all right yes he's lost his left hand so he's going to be all right you son  of a you know I wis
h I could sleep but then my stupid ADHD kicks in and well it's basically one  sheep two sheep cow turtle Duck Old McDonald had a farm what do you call a man without a buddy and  a knows what do you call it nobody knows ah ah why does 10 + 10 equal 11 + 11 why because 10 + 10 is  20 and 11 + 11 is 22 parents be like I put a roof over your head clothes on your back food on your  table ain't that what you supposed to do I'm your child you had me I ain't asked to be here I'm your  your and what do w
e do when we have a day off from work lay in bed all day and move just enough  so that people don't think you're dead no we do something adventurous like maybe go outside and  what's the best part of going outside coming back inside no if you press that button it'll take one  year off of your life but you'll get 100,000 dude stop stop it mom I think I'm adopted of course  you're not why would you say that the DNA results came back and it says no match for any relatives  honey Christian did a DNA
test and it says that he isn't our son well obviously what do you mean  it was your idea don't you remember that first night in the hospital when all the baby did was  scream and cry and you asked to change him yeah well I think I picked a good one I'm very proud of  Christian what the hell is going on here your mom just got served served I haven't even ordered yet  order uh cheeseburger please we can't do it alone we're going to need the help of someone with the  fattest juiciest dump truck yo
u've ever seen well I don't have the dumb truck well well neither do  I can I tell you a joke no you cannot tell me a joke I am tired I'm trying to cook you know what  no no if the joke isn't funny I'm hitting you in the head with the pan deal go why is dark spell  with a K and not a z why because you can't see in the dark get it God bless you bro thanks bro  hello you just won the lottery for $600 billion no way I just won the lottery oh my God all right  it's my turn bro bless me now sorry dog
I can't I I just got to I have this thing that I need  to do what do you mean bless me I wish I could Ways to Die so many dumb ways to die dumb ways  to die hi officer I'm so sorry for speeding what is your first name fre and last name go ma'am  you are free to go ma'am thank you thank you so much hey Mom can I have a TV no can I have a  new laptop no can I have a PlayStation no can I get the new iPhone no can I get the new Samsung no  can I have a toothbrush what do you think I'm made of money
well isn't that what Mom stands for no  it doesn't matter oh my I hate verbs in English I dance you dance he dances why is he dancing  more than me I don't think so 645 people dance and read dances how much is this [ __ ] dancing  so why should we hire you what because you guys are hiring that is not an acceptable answer you  know what why should I accept this position what yeah why is this position open do people keep  quitting um uh why are people quitting this job is there something I should
know okay well  thank you for your time I'll see you on Monday everybody's dead boss let's get out of here now  let's make sure nobody finds out about this burn the bodies huh come on man we dead we're not going  to say anything hey Siri your mama is so dumb she tried to jump out the basement window your mom is  so dumb she failed a survey your mom is so fat she needs two phones to take a selfie your mom mom  is so fat her serial Bowl comes with a lifeguard your mom is so ugly when she was born
the doctor  tried to put her back your mom is so ugly it's a violation of YouTube's Community guidelines hi  we was calling cuz somebody is using your social security number and uh we need you to confirm that  it's yours so can you please state it wait what if you know that it's my social then why do I have to  say it sir we're just trying to make sure that is completely right so can you please let you know  say it well can't you guys just say it first uh and then I can confirm well see we can'
t do that  because then you know it might get it wrong and stuff like that so just say the last digits and  that's a all right uh my last digits is uh 911 hey funny guy you're such a funny guy hey almost  you almost almost almost oh man 658 Garden Lane Jonathan Simmons right like don't laugh in my face  like like you won bro like I'm not these normal scamed likelies bro I'm scammed for sure like yo  who are you who am I bro I'm going to be you bro when I get your socials that's it that's Checkma
te  bro like don't laugh this not a the Bond's name James name please too what B name is the James are  you all rightn a strong call Bond 911 what is your emergency hey um my dad did your dad is dead yep  okay so we need to send an ambulance sir are you nodding right now I can't tell yeah my bad yeah  come through yeah come through Jesus what what happened somebody came through and put two holes  in his chest [ __ ] wild for real yo what the two holes in his chest sir are are you okay my throat 
kind of hurt sir are you okay oh I'm good I'm good oh my my dad's not sir who is l yes would you like  me to spell it yes please l m f a o oh it's not a name he's a hacker he's a Chinese hacker Lum he's  working for the Koreans isn't he you've heard of him haven't you no you have I promise you haven't  it stands for something laughing my ass off what about the F though it's a swear say laugh in my  bloody Ed or something bloody l m b f a o LOM fou no is that his brother no you can even use  it
without the f as well l m a l Lal yeah you can use that his sister sorry first time being  kidnapped kind of nervous so like why did you pick me do you think I'm cute I'm going to kill  you okay Daddy Vibes we love a bad boy King and I want to die there's something wrong with your  generation freeze police you're safe now ma'am okay ew police is not that deep chill and did  you just assume my gender because that's off f but I'm here to that's that's a yo this Summer's  about to be a movie dog I
just bought a new car dang my boy got a new whip oh where's it at it's  right here bro yo we going to get all the girls bro we going to get lit this summer I said beep  beep yo I said be be you touch that again I shall kill you right now do not touch this this is a  no touching though good well then oh my God I can't believe you reached across like that today  I can't even believe it don't cross this line hi officer I'm so sorry for speeding what is your  first name Freda and last name go ma'am
you are free to go ma'am thank you thank you so much who  in the hell smoked all the weed what you going to do about it let me tell you something let me  tell you something let me tell you something let me tell you something hey I'm just going to  assume that you haven't noticed but you haven't told me that I'm the most beautiful gorgeous in  the whole world today so are you trying to say you want to break up God appreciate me we believe  you cheated wrote the essay using chat GPT I mean you wro
te a Flawless 50-page essay but as everyone  knows you can't speak English pleas please don't cry it's a Pity L racism at such a prestigious  University excuse me many for ESP so at writing English wow I I'm really I'm sorry don't be sorry  this is America a country built on racism equality here is a m futi Mommy if you were driving down  the street and an old man and a baby walked in front of you what would you hit what nobody but  you have to pick one uh I guess the old man then cuz he's alrea
dy lived Al life whereas the baby  still has his whole life ahead of him who would you hit I would hit the braks Mommy why would  you run someone over hey son I heard them new Jordans came out hey what you know about Jordan's  dad I knew a little something something I figured just to give you a little early Christmas present  thank you thank you pop man I appreciate it man dead oh my God you're so tall you look like a  giraffe that's why you dead built like a baked bean a Bak a baked bean bake B
ean that bake Bean  that can I tell you a joke no you cannot tell me a joke I am tired I'm trying to cook you know  what no no if the joke isn't funny I'm hitting you in the head with the pan deal go why is dark  spell with a K and not a z why because you can't see in the dark get it ma ma ma ma ma the baby  dropped my tablet my wife told me to just throw it away but just for fun I posted it online for $20  surprisingly someone actually responded and after some bargaining I sold it for $10 hey y
ou uh need  some help I'm a professional locksmith sure man yeah I can use some help okay I can uh do for you  for $40 uh sure actually it's a little different than what I normally work with I can do for you  for $100 okay ah fine thank you it's a my house [ __ ] thank you for the money to the L hey Alexa  where's my dad your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas ha gotcha Alexa my dad's in the kitchen your  mom's husband is in the kitchen your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas Hey kid want some
drugs  yes is that easy no stranger Dam you got drugs or not hey man I was just playing man don't play  with me don't play with me what you playing for where the drugs I love drugs give me the drugs God  damn it where the drugs at drugs drugs I have to go to kill mommy what oh hi Mommy oh hi Emmy I  can't go to bed I'm scared what are you scared of SC b b pleas damn nice ass babe what the hell  are you going to say something what what do you want me to say are you serious right now fine okay  y
o thanks bro I've been hitting squats hell yeah dog I can tell keep that [ __ ] up hey appreciate  it homie looking thick as [ __ ] n that's you bro wait what the yo use use your bike on this ramp  it's proper yo you almost died [ __ ] ass do what are you doing bro go oh what's going on I'm call  me listen man I'm done oh my God bro both you the

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