this is right horror Fallout 76 they can't see your screen I thought I had Fallout 76
why oh yeah we did you and I played it oh maybe I had it on trial
or something hopefully we did control some devour I still need to finish the [ __ ] western town mhm and the
new one I haven't done the new One D six what up good day dox what's Dux gorilla we don't really do sex long drive
very positive we d drive a long time uh that is a good question trying to see what we missed
last year that we have the
re's anything Che I don't know if thisis me to
log in cuz Xbox get that away from me toon what's up hello Samurai
how are you doing red lightning Champion how do I find stuff doc that
is included in Game Pass can I sort by I think you can oh bunch of people want
to be my friends we hates it he tricks us oh hate them Raj Jinx 27 and way moreone mons
of pure awesomeness thank you guys well thank you oh no no no that's bad did I watch the new Frank Reynolds
No Ballers Gate 3 no I have not I'v
e only seen the uh Last of Us One
do this do what what up G good afternoon yeah it's it's satire there's a satire
thing for Star Citizen in Reverse Mortgages so many uh Star Citizen haters you're just haters
you don't understand it's like you guys even read it right offer for those who did 10,000
like that's that's what we said it's exactly what we said those who spent 10,000 are
offered the other one only if you spent 10,000 will I be playing Horizon no
I already played Horizon some games
don't warrant a replay that's one of
them it was good the first time but that that's about it little
buddy play the evil with it already Starfield haven't finished Starfield
yeah I'm not gonna finish Starfield until they finish um Starfield like they edit stuff
maybe there's DLC and they're like play up with mods it's like n man I'm not gonna
I'm not putting Starfield on this PC's up Football manager no I'm Good Thirsty suitors and apparently there
is a raft I was like damn it I ain't pay
ing for nothing
it is but mine is uh hidden in a private file unicorn will we cover
what's happening isn't the guy just retiring I mean I don't if Joe wants to I I'm bad
at knowing like YouTubers that aren't people who are on PBS or do food stuff or some like and
so they're like hey this guy's retiring it's like I don't know who that is he's got he's got
like 20 million subscribers like I still don't know who that is I'm sure he's very nice I just
don't know I'm not familiar with his work
so if but if Joe says it's important we got to cover
it we'll cover it but I don't I don't know who that is I'm sure he's very nice I don't I'm
old I don't know everybody Samurai I have the original I don't know if the new one's out yet
or it is and people are dumb why what happened there was a like a really apparent again I don't
know who this guy is but he's very famous he's I didn't know that all this stuff it's like it's
a horrible thing it's like did you not know it was a book or anoth
er moviez there's some really
horrible stuff that happens hello citizen would you like to purchase train 9 months 10 months
currently on the N9 month stream it is intense all he does is make five night at Freddy
theories is that true I don't believe you that sounds reductive don't believe you cocoon
payday Liza P where you did all those see stars never no okay any good indie games uh dredge
Dave the diver I hear Ser stars is very good uh I don't know Ryan what's up Ryan saying
Indie doesn'
t narrow it down because it's like indie horror Indie action Indie fantasy
Indie sci-fi Indie puzzle Indie cards horror though it's going to mess it up cuz
it's those games weren't even scary sex with Hitler is an indie game like I need to know
more I don't know what you're talking about hello D I remember that you've
been struggling to enjoy gaming lately o you playing either playing
the wrong games or maybe you should talk to your doctor maybe you need to
take a little break do something
else yeah to is it free it is including game pass it
is what is this game about it's like these old um jrpgs that I used to play all the
[ __ ] time but it's actually turn-based unlike uh I didn't even look at the comments
but imagine people are mad at me about Final Fantasy stuff no some of them quite a bit
agreed with you really interesting what up Jimmy got your bandages off stitches
o band just stitch on Tuesday morning well like I told you earlier man
at least you're less of an [ __
] thans level up you've only enjoyed Li's p in Elder ring in
last year did you finish bloodborne maybe you can go back to that can't on PC yeah not on PC but
we did play Phantom libery DLC we didn't finish it though I don't think no no we did we're most of
the way done yeah it's good I would say it's good but I would not say it's would you say it's great
no I wouldn't say great I would say very good just shy of great it's honestly the state that cyber
Punk should have been released yeah but
yeah hey you get in trouble stop looking your paws local co-op not really fast and
furious oh man that was [ __ ] intense they came out to promote the game
thinking it was going to be badass it was not badass I got shot up for
[ __ ] delivering the truck the right way if they do Skyrim live action what race
should the dragon B be uh human because the it's cheaper and Bethesda doesn't give a
[ __ ] it's not going to be kajit NOP no no not Argonian it's going to be one of
the Nord or bretto
nian or something like that right with the get right cuz that's
what people want what's going on I want to know it should have been V decent to Paul
Walker whoa whoa whoa what the [ __ ] are you talking about what I don't know
look man I don't I'm fine with like [ __ ] on celebrities but like saying I don't know
what you're talking about but if if you're talking about what I think you're talking about
that's that's not cool that's that's not nice creators from no have not not seen that see
the trailer for the upcoming movie made by oh is it for the three body problem the what
those books right there green yellow blue oh yeah you know who I don't want handling that them so well at least the books are finished so
they won't have to make [ __ ] up why do you have Fast and Furious all of them huh why do you have
all 10 books of Fast and Furious I wish I did do you think that there would be picture like it' be
picture books popup picture book popup books and then Vin Diesel oh wai
t and then Dominic tetto
drove off the [ __ ] building yeah am I going to take the head coach job at Alabama I love that
he retired and I hope he like verbally burns like college football's a joke it's a [ __ ] joke and
he quit because it's a joke so I'm glad college football can [ __ ] off he's like uh we're
paying some of our athletes NFL money uh we can't really recruit anymore there's no salary
cap none of our players have insurance they get crippled playing college football and then so
me
they don't even make the NFL half the time and there's no competition 90% of the time in college
football sports a joke so I'm glad he's quitting we can play this this is a good one I think
people will like if we play this yeah it's [ __ ] crazy cuz I used to work back in
the day with a buddy of mine at Best Buy he was in o line for uh Texas Longhorns both
his knees were just [ __ ] gone M like Jesus Christ gu's young too then after a while
they just stop coming back and there's too muc
h scar tissue and they can clean it up a
little bit but no his knees were gone uh A friend's sister played D1 college soccer and
not no contact right they not supposed to be a lot of contact but they're actually because
they throw each other down quite a bit she had like seven knee surgeries she had um we called
her like like one zombie knee and one uh cyborg knee cuz there was like metal Parts in one
and like zombie Kad the caver stuff in the other one and they just kept having to go in an
d
cleaned it up and it's like uh-uh that sucks mm-m knee problems can get a little bit better
depends on what you've done to them I used have more knee problems than I do now my
knes have actually been good for like a while so you always got to inject yourself in the knees with some olive oil make sure
they're nice and uh lubricant yep rain's coming yeah I feel it
Feel It In My Bones what you doing dog there was a squirrel this morning that was
not afraid of him at all because he's like oh
that dog's in a leash and he's just like standing
up flexing and moose is just like I don't know what to do they normally like run away quicker
and like I give him a little bit of slack but I don't want him like actually chasing squirrels
so I let him walk up and so that the squirrel walks up it's a small tree and like he can't
even go from like the small tree to the bigger trees and so he's just like staring at he's not
barking or anything he's just like what is that I want to eat it yeah
I saw that definitely
would never do it cuz I like my knees and uh I use my knees a lot yeah I don't want to have
like stiff knees and grow like what one two Ines maybe if you want to pretend to be tall just
do what the politicians are doing where they're doing like the 6in lifts like that's it like
that's all you need to do but I'm going wear those uh [ __ ] Frankenstein shoes yeah kiss
shoes sup boys what up Scarlet yeah we have we we going to do in shrouded I think uh today
we're doing
Hawaiian sliders so I'm going to do like they're they're spicy slider patties
with Teryaki glaze I've already grilled some pineapple I've got Hawaiian um rolls and I'm
going to put pickled jalapenos in mine but probably not in his cuz he's a did I ever tell you
about my terrible slider joke no okay I was at a restaurant this waitress comes up I order some
sliders and she's coming over with a plate and she goes to hand it over and they all fell on my
lap and I was like I guess this why they
call them sliders never heard from her again for did
you get new burgers at least I did okay I did but she didn't come back obviously
cuz she was like like nervous and whatnot it's like it's fine it was an accident
but she's like somebody else take my table I was I know she was like panicking
I was just like look it's an accident but I think it was great it was a great joke they
went all over my lap the Casual way which I cook for everyone or anyone while staring
at a monitor streaming ma
kes you feel bad why what I mean most of the stuff
like I prepared everything earlier and it's like I haven't turned the oven
on what' he do doc he was talking about celebrity One Celebrity should
have tooken yeah it's it wasn't good not OJ he uses olive oil it's true yeah that's what it's like I don't care
it I get free food after that she C my meal you're casual I can just wash my my shorts look
there's nothing about wrong with being casual and the more you do it the more you like it's
n
ot like some things are diseasing you start to learning shortcuts so when I do sliders uh
especially for like a big one I actually don't do individual little Burgers what do you mean
big one your sliders like massive like regular burgers for yeah so like normally people would
make like little tiny patties and they cook a whole of them all them at once that takes too
[ __ ] long if I'm making sliders for I either want to be lazy or I want to cook them for a bunch
of people I get a 9x13 casse
role like Pyrex dish and then you flatten out a layer of ground beef
inside of it smos it it needs to be higher in the sides cuz it'll shrink in on itself and you bake
it for 400° for about 20 minutes and it finishes exactly the same size as all of the Hawaiian
rolls then you cut the rolls in half you put the the the big Patty and then you just chop it
like that and they come out perfect size it is super easy barely inconvenience yep and then
I mean they'll all already have them glazed and
I already Grill the pine the pineapple I
just grilled earlier yeah J it's cuz AJ does not use Instagram he just uses Twitter yeah he's
old school 25 minutes is fine it depends on how thick your patties are and what degree of dness
I like burgers at like medium so I don't want to overcook them but until you figure out what
you want to do get a a meat thermometer yep and then it's all about the the sauces like
little pieces of bacon and like crispy onions but OJ doesn't like crispy onions and
won't
eat them and so I can't do them White Castle you don't miss White Castle no but goddamn onions
big champ water delicious meetings most of the day well [ __ ] hopefully it's nothing too too crazy
well shadowcaster I'm going to say that while I think that your opinion is absolutely valid your
opinion on TV shows is so different than my own that I don't I mean we saw the trailer too I
think we did a trailer reaction but I I can't I can't say that I enjoyed season one at all I
would say
they did a great job with the trailer how about that for season two yes I don't know
if it's going to be good but they did a pretty good job with the trailer not excited for it after
the first season yeah unless I do like a complete overall I love crispy onions work's busy
Scarlet any bugs she'll be pooping in and out that's scary talking about Halo
yes Halo season one mhm with Quan Quan season Quan but now she's not in
the trailer that's why a good trailer her story line is inconsequentia
l they got
to do something with it yeah no they just ignore it they be like all right first line
Quan left she's never coming back that's it done what did you do you say something
oh you just typed in all caps oh all caps yeah oh yeah Kanan has been written
out yeah yeah makes sense yeah worst storyline Halo infinite has had a huge turn
around I hope Halo infinite dies and and I mean that like there was a I don't remember I
I wish I remember who was talking about it but they were talking a
bout there is no progress until
hope is dead and and that is not always the case but I think Halo is one of those things if you
constantly hope and wish that Halo infinite's going to get better you're going to look for
reasons to defend it or look for reasons to play it and honestly the people who made that
game they they [ __ ] it up from like the ground up and the foundation of that game is wrong
the people who made the game is wrong and so if you value Halo and wanted to continue on so
that you know other Generations you have to let this one die so um I I'm a clean slate kind of
guy when it comes to Halo like just nuke it from orbit it's the only way to be sure and then let
a team with passion Champion one redo it gifting out sub thank you so much yes I agree must be
nice moose has already passed out oh no he's up infinite is very good no he did not but he did
show me the other one that we should totally get what's a great smoothie to make in the morning
first what you do
is you take a an entire like 16 oz of cold brew coffee and then you do two big
scoops of uh milk chocolate weigh protein I like uh gold standard and then you just mix that up and
that's your morning smoothie you don't need any other [ __ ] just coffee and protein that's crazy
um smoothies have too much sugar for me in the morning I don't need that much sugar when I start
my day he's already sweet enough I'm sweet enough Turkish you're fasting off coffee like coffee or like Starbucks cuz thi
s
is a huge difference oh like this this is just so actually I found I I was I got my old C bre
set and I've been making Cobra but it's kind of expensive like you like you have you go through a
lot of grounds making your old Cobra and it takes kind of forever but this chameleon brand and we're
not sponsored but I'm interested uh that they sell at Costco it's concentrate so you dilute it one
to one it comes in a gallon thing it's [ __ ] delicious and it's appropriately priced does
that like
play base yes yes he does how did you know the problem is they need so Halo
wanted to do open world and I think open world would have been great and then
they're like oh open world is hard and so nothing and then they they left the open
world but there was nothing to do so Halo infinite as a game was a bad game because
it was half open world half not open world but you know the best drink is the dunino cuz it's [ __ ] cold man
I'm always cold cheap as [ __ ] 1500 square feet huge this plac
e
isn't even 1500 square F feet a Duncan Chino uh yeah type spin dunino
with alucino Samurai you'll see uh a musical it's about to get [ __ ] 15 14 degrees
guys I'm not ready for that alucino has never steered you wrong before man that guy's 80
years old to have infants that's that's wrong they broke up right oh yeah I mean she's
got yeah she got the money now now I'm gone gaming um I know you're being sarcastic Jesus Christ terrible yeah let's just let's
play this I'm wait I was waiting f
or a response from uh a game company but
I don't know if I'm going to get it so that's not what I want I want this it's like sea of Thieves no I don't want to play sea of Thieves stop
trying to make me play SE of Thieves Toronto what's up the problem with
open World Games is to fill them up with content that takes time like 10 plus years
that's not true then there are quor games like the last of us uh and it's great and
much simpler to do yeah well they tried to do both but they did none of
them they did
none of them well so it's like San Antonio like San Antonio sometimes you know evil West
is like high on my list of games that I just G to like chill and play on the weekend but we
could make a stream out of it I was looking at that right like on your list I was like I've
never played that one it's supposed to be super fun from Siberia you want to talk cold come to Quebec
it's -20 at night so it's not that it is cold Elias like I'm fine with the cold but the problem
is Texas
infrastructure isn't designed for the cold um we're Texas is the worst state in
the United States as far as its own power grid and and uptime uh even Mississippi which is
universally the worst state that we've got and Alabama which is the second worst state that
we've got are on the power grid that doesn't fail so ours is potentially going to fail so
if our power grid fails old people freeze to death um and there's just nothing they can do
like the phone lines went out like there was all i
t was it was a massive issue pip it's not
that it's C it would be like if if you're you know and you're in Quebec and all of a sudden
it's 140 uh well what would it be 60° celsi for you and you're like holy [ __ ] other
people live in places where it kind of is that every now and then but it's it's like if
your infrastructure is not designed for that specific stuff then your good people die and I
don't have a little chimney so I can't really start a fire can the US is a better country
but
Texas is not Texas is the one state that is uh filled with idiots uh and they have voted
and they refus to let uh to modernize the grid because they view it as socialism I see Florida
was goddamn hurricanes every [ __ ] time too many hurricanes no one lives no I was right
100 man [ __ ] what do you mean no one lives around 60° cus it's been that hot in
um in Iran this year and people live near death valley where it gets that hot shut up
it was an extreme example for a reason shut [Music] up
it's like when you live in in
Near Death Valley you probably have really great air conditioning
I'm just probably real great need it oh it's an unbanned party you know I unbanned
the dude remember that guy who came in he's like hey my friend was an idiot uh like unban
him and I was like all right so I messaged the idiot and I was like what did you say and
he's like oh I was was completely wrong about these things he like are you going
to be are you going to behave and not be an idiot he's
like yes and then I went to
go unban him but his his settings are set to like no one can talk to me so I couldn't
message him to like unban him cuz twitch's thing is Terri ter twitch is terrible no it's bad
YouTube but it's terrible sweet Oleander what's up you prefer cold over hot weather
yeah I'm built for the cold too sweet theander I'm built for nothing don't like the
heat don't like the cold you never thought you'd see the day we play a turnbas RPG why
I play all of them I got a I go
t a Game Boy right here never never never never you know
what this is this is Final Fantasy 1 and two this is sword of Mana that got chewed on by
a dog look how that look how chewed on that one is looking at you oh it wasn't him what does he
have over there uh that looks like a bottle top of some sort this game looks awesome it better
be it better be cuz it was free how am I liking the Rapid Fire reviews how are you liking them
like the ones that I make uh I mean I get asked to make Rapid F
ire reviews a lot of time of
bad games but sometimes they're good Buck is great buck I love bies have some great nuts jerky
beaver nuggets and pulled pork what oh I don't I don't I don't you shouldn't eat a bies everything
there is like $9 yeah but I was hungry let we sto there oh I have to hold on Tidy whes
and sunscreen you know me tidy whes and sunscreen no me too I [ __ ] hate
Xbox it is the [ __ ] worst it's like hey by the way before you play this
game uh we're going to show your you
r email address and your information on
screen like can you [ __ ] not dog what is this what is this a cap to dog
I buy you toys you have so many toys no we did not uh my thoughts are
I'm going to play it next month Skull and Bones yeah I don't I don't want
to play Skull and Bones so I don't know if I'd play it before where's this
cupcake toy it's not a cupcake it's in here somewhere right is a it's a pup Cup
oh [ __ ] toon thank you so much dance party do you think it's going
to get push
ed back one more [Music] month think you broke the game oh good I don't know why it doesn't
want to load the [ __ ] is wrong with Xbox Xbox are you the worst no I don't want to provide you
optional diagnostic data I don't give you [ __ ] I don't want to play Infinite
wealth I probably will up don't do it don't do it don't do it no is infinite
wealth also just a you're gonna job simulator because I don't I don't want to do an
infinite job simulator you could play Yakuza that would be better
that's what they're talking
yeah that's the the sequel is called infinite wealth this is why why you give up bu gaming if
you don't have it all hell in your system then screw it I mean if you want I mean that seems
like a silly thing there are games I would say 90 plus per of games that I play that I don't
want on my system I'm going to play them once and then I'm never going to play them again true
I mean if you're one of those ones like you know it's like video game hoarders it's like the
re's
games that I want and like I want but most of them I don't I don't [ __ ] yeah same with me I
was like hey let me try out Olden Ring We it's not for me It's s my library not going to play
it not going to [ __ ] play it you should finish Elden ring I look I want to play elen Ring right
now I can't I can build you a we can do a I can I can make a character for you and can tell you
how to to it's bad it's bad bad I got into it but then it just got too hard I was like [ __ ]
this never ag
ain oh did not finish no I did not montium I tell you that right now I didn't finish
that one I didn't finish bloodborne yeah pretty far I did finish l p though oh yeah did I that's what tarnished the
show which one do you want to be let's go with the blue you want to be Valerie yes a monk born
on the winter solstice oh man or a blade dancer blade dancer blade you want to be a blade
dancer blade he that sounds cool Winter's coming it's true paper biscuit I recorded it I
need to edit though
BL one dead donkey always looking forward to some Miss Adventures
hope you guys have an awesome day you too we love Miss Adventures as well get to try out
some random games and have some fun I suppose curiosity brought you here nope yeah what are
you doing in the library that's a good question mhm cooking books pop up Dr CL oh look like a mummy yeah I did know that that's a lot of log one deserving of a witness this reminds
me of loofah is that the thing you use in the shower it is though ye
ah got it yeah
I don't like how messy this library is I don't like this person spent a long time
look all the spines of the books are going to get damaged look on the on the left and
all the ones over there like man you [ __ ] suck The Mists of times allow a
slight alteration I believe the ray of hope that was once offered
May yet Bloom do Rays of Hope Bloom no they penetrate [Laughter] oh L fog that's what I said it's
the eye is silent of magic and deceit I like magic and deceit friendshi
p and wonder friends forever what
is this game c of stars yeah yeah what I believe will offer
a valuable Insight in the search for a resolution to the throws of the
flesh mancer is it like The Necromancer [Music] huh uh yes our Story begins in a world visited
by the flesh Manser generate um I don't know two Brave Children of the Solus are on their
way to meet with an immortal spirit I I originally read that as immoral spirit I was like yeah it's
a flesh mancer all sorts of immorality got p
ay the toll they will need learn need to learn how
to use magic without using magic hey that's you I'm trying Dam I don't want to learn
magic cuz this Voodoo [ __ ] but I want to learn magic you want to learn like long
string of handkerchiefs coming out of your pocket yes it' be amazing you go on date she
sneezes there you go five minutes later just awkward yeah it's got to H sometime I've played
Chrono Trigger many times all right we made it to the mountain trail have you ever played
Chro
no Trigger no I've heard of it though but yeah yes I'm like blow it up here you
go there's a [ __ ] snake this one's a worm the Elder m is that a secret something blue I blew myself Michael all right teach us how to move
apply yourself no that's too much work you lost your soul defense
you got to use your [Music] shoe something deep inside is compelling what am
I dropping what what do you mean am I fat oh God damn it you want me to go on a diet yeah you're
calling OJ a macro o that hurts ah
a I'm not that fat we should prepare to set up camp hell yeah
let's split up I am battle unready time for some Scout oh what is that evil I'm coming through you
can tell they're bad cuz they have skulls in the backpack I weit myself today unicorn can you use
controller for this I'm sure you can I hope so you nice and chill going to go turn on the other
okay attack don't die Wonder uhoh uhoh don't pull that yeah I'm attacking him defense 12 oh God damn skills no skills I
got no skills I can
just attack take that creepy guy this feel easier to fight already all right
let's see where this leads zero skill yeah no turning back now all right I was
just testing it out we should go right climb no secrets who what the [ __ ] was that Cooper what is up welcome
on in thank you so much for them Bitties no we decided to go with the blade master can I fight that thing oh y fight attack what did I get three of [ __ ] ouch tough
one huh let's try this what attack oh now I got skills sunball
[Music] damn it's only one doc Sun
[Music] ball I found [Music] you just the dead end how about you look at them look at them look at
them Fe your eyes on these bad boys nothing of no but the Way to the Top is definitely through
here the sun is settling come over I get a fire going oh does it logic [ __ ] she's sweet on me she likes me power of charm oh oh oh uh uhoh how long Jee three years attack let's burn this [ __ ] [Music] up wait yeah I I went through
the wrong one I healed myself but
[Music] whatever 10 God Dam oh no better not die oh that was a
close one thought that was going to [Music] die another goat show [Music] yourself are you trying to fight things yes my girlfriend made me a little fire
so we're going to get nice and uh close cozy smash yes oh I can still
hear the head Mass gloating open Pal you will learn the first rule of solar magic to be fair you did learn yeah it's super easy super
easy you're pretty much Pro yeah I am I never miss you ever miss those
ye
ars no before training just being a kid nah they're twins how are they twins one's
born at the different time of the year I thought it's just it's just one wish she had said goodbye you guys have been hinting at some big news in 2024 us maybe maybe I don't think so we're so friends I mean
the big thing that we were we were waiting for was the g-fuel restock which happened so you guys if if you want our
flavored G fuel you should go check it out it will not be around for long and once
we post
the top 10 list that is going to be the G fuel is going to be in front of the
top 10 lists uh it'll almost certainly sell out something like that dck our flavor is golden apple pear it's [ __ ]
delicious Unstoppable HL garl a stupid name g garl 10 tickles G imagine all the Wonders we'll
find after we leave ever missed Island snarf Nerf you think gar garl turns into the flesh
mancer that's something a garl would do I want to see the sleeper that's weird garl you're
a weird guy didn't gfuel
have lead in it or something like that no what happens is in the
state of California anything that has any sort of uh vitamins uh has to have that warning
on it and since uh gfuel has citric acid in it which is is you know a vitamin C the warning
has to be on it so no not at all they actually did a a big post about it you know to explain
because people don't have reading comprehension skills no way sure is it's
super dangerous too but don't worry it can't wake [Music] up
why not apparently
there's holes in the mountain and the wind blows
through them and it plays metal that keeps it asleep interesting whoa
I want to see it too is that it nope it's the Bell got to go back let's
go you can tell this a long time ago cuz her hair was short get it steal it
oh save game do you think garl is the kind of guy who wears shorts and
sandals with socks yes yeah that's a garl thing no not what which is like
normal in Germany but I don't you know back two hours gar is the chef he's a warr
ior cook
that's [Music] cool now let's see what's over here first no not in not in sandals I want
High socks with guarders but I'm going to be wearing uh probably oxfords uh I'm
going to do the opposite I'm going to do that but I'm going to be wearing booty shorts
booty shorts yeah booty shorts the one that ladies wear for squatting they're the same
ones I'm going to wear it's going to be [Music] sweet yes yes we are oxfords not brues [Music] yeah no
no fanciness for me these crops are a m
ain source of food it's hard work o is
the fancy lad it's true I like the Finer Things in life I used to have great
um Allen Edmond shoes and then they got uh lost in the flood with all of my
other possessions craft cheese oo you're fancy craft cheese that one actually melts
mhm oh what is [Music] this did not expect that there you are playing your secret
hideout again yes how did you know we're training that's what I
tell Alex he's like we you flippy we're training and he rolls his eyes a
t
me every time it's like we're training mhm magic [Music] tricks every magician needs an assistant
Alex am I going to be your assistant you keep rolling your eyes at me I don't
know if you want to be my assistant I have to distract the audience so they
can't tell how bad you guys are at Magic every day I bet I'm stronger than you now
oh that's a challenge I'm sure you [Music] are [Music] assistance yeah yeah yeah yeah she going to give up
probably the button she's going to get tired soon
is she
headbutting his forearm I don't know jeez L it on fire whoa that was [Music] awesome Headmaster he must be real
good oh oh of the school never mind um if you're done with your babysitting
duties I thought he was maybe like Theo terrible terrible terrible terrible
terrible speaking of uh Charles Barkley that's why he got in trouble remember
when he got pulled over and they're like uh Mr Barkley you are really drunk
why would you be in your car right now I like well there's a woman do
wn the
street she's really good at uh like [Music] oh you wish you hadn't don't suppose
there's any Rog Trader what are you talking about we've streamed Rog Trader did you miss our streams
that's on you you've been asking for loads of time did you check our VOD that's on you mhm oh made a
review no we didn't say we were said we were play it like a 100 100 hour game it make it makes
it real tough for review especially at the end of the year when we got to do our year end list
right uh yeah
I want to go to the K Cavern again the full moon so this is a flashback to when
we were kids yes before we knew magic yes we're training is kind of hello doggo what if he gets
mad nah no way we can worry about that after I open [Music] it I mean if we open it all right
let's go there's always been a lot of 40K games because Games Workshop gives the license out
to [ __ ] anybody it's why there's so many bad 40K games there's some really good ones but
there's a lot of bad 40K games it's like
do you have a pulse it's like yes do you want to
make a 40K game it's like sure sometimes save it so you have to go through that again oh let
me know if you hear the oven it's preheating now that it's noon I also have made
us um some cocktails so because I had to buy a bunch of pineapple for
the burgers that big container [Music] is come [Music] on he
left me in suspense what is it what is it chat the only one way to
find out I got to drink it [Music] she said we supposed to come
down her
e back to the cave [Music] right Pig's lips you got to at least try it once not me I'm not going to try it
once not even once it's like crack huh no um dog get away from
that you can't have that no I made uh Hawaiian mules so it's fresh
pineapple juice lime juice and vodka and I've got the ginger here
that sounds pretty [ __ ] [Music] amazing drink your water should be a little water in this not that oh not this one
no you said the big container oh no well he spilled all over his phone and
my desk all over my phone this one this one this
one the geu one has yeah okay I am I am you will eat the paper towels if you
them on the floor cuz he's dumb he likes [Music] him about half that
maybe a little more than half and then and these are very cold I'm worried about [Music] these open everything oh
yeah these got too cold who else but me you're not wrong poy save it time to open yeah I put these
in the freezer when I went down or before we started we made it time
to stop for a sna
ck all right let's do it try that what I'm not hungry sounds
like me but just left a few minutes ago he does make some good points it's not a
real advanture that's right he made something special for us here sandwiches is that lettuce
it is lettuce I don't want lettuce yeah know I I had put I had lettuce stuff in my cart
and I was like why am I even buying this he's not going to eat any of this [ __ ] see
he thinks about me I make the saddest [ __ ] food at home because it's like oh he won'
t
eat that he won't eat that he won't eat that I can put meat and uh pineapple maybe that's
Jam veggie icky I don't sound like that yes you do uh it's cuz I'm lactose intolerant
index and uh veggies are bad for my body my temple or my body is a temple right I want
nothing but the finest Meats bodies of Temple aren't temples own like open to everybody at all
times for a certain price for a certain price for donations it's not Nick it's not she's doing it hello travel
how can I help you hell
o travel how can I help you okay you TR how can
I help you hello travelor how can I help you uh did I test it yeah I drank some milk and then Alex is like I hate you
test it if pretty [Laughter] well it worked exclusion 19 months I did it I finally did it so what now
we go in let's go in no no no no no we go in might as well enter yep there you go do you think
garl dies no well he's not with us in the Flash [Music] Forward we don't have monsters like it's going to be our fault that
garl get
s hurt and then turns him into the flesh mancer watch out there's another one oh no oh God this is bad we're all going
to die g go block this is my use your powers what up zero many years
old is moose moose is 9 months old his powers are to make like
delicious sandwiches instantly that means if he those look kind of
look like slugs you think saltt you just watch out it's preparing something
you got big man lay off OJ and his diet look he wants to get big he can get big I'm
trying new year
new me I'm trying to get bigger ah my eye no they got him in the eye my eye girl it really hurts I can't
see cuz so the Unicorn poked him in the eye well you can't see cuz like you
covering your eye it doesn't help G [Music] G oh we in trouble so it was you wish should just blame it on G it it feels better yeah my name is Headmaster is this on the switch cuz I would play this on the switch he made him a new eyeball
yeah or just gave him a grape he's like on switch confirm sweet thank you but
it's also free on Game Pass yeah but this is like one I just want to chill and have it on
my yeah my switch playing on Steam deck yeah okay you want to buy one for me I got on Steam
deck ask for the two of you the headmaster's Australian how do you know do you call him
a [ __ ] yet follow me follow me you [ __ ] oh I know it's just a comfort thing though
what the use C the word [ __ ] no not the no she wants it well they don't have any um use
that Nvidia thing right on your phone that kind
of counts yeah I mean you could Cloud stream
this to your phone or TV yeah I was playing on my phone I was playing uh gas
station Sim the controls aren't very good well the game isn't very good so uh yes
it is you shut your mouth but yeah um that was pretty cool it was pretty cool
you can't come with us what no he just said you're not going to see your friend
for a very long time is it like a week uh my pizza skills are amazing ah the eagerness
of Youth oh we did play Bump sing later I th
ink we made a video of it it's so much better than
you think it is going to be like we thought it was going to be one of those like really
stupid $5 games and it I don't know it it it doesn't deserve to be as flushed out as it
as it is I was peeing on a lot of people yeah there were bum fights but but your friends
have much to learn he so bleeding from the [Music] eyeball it's not yours to bear a bear burden
guys don't forget about me who said that yeah who said that we definitely are let's
get out of here
never we'll Chade really hard Maybe won't take so [Music] [Music] long I don't I I don't
know if G's the Third Wheel someone tells us we're twins that are born 6
months apart which doesn't make any sense you're lying don't they make TVs they used to here you
will learn to make TVs and electronics back when video games only worked on Channel
3 yeah you kids don't understand I don't know about that moose moose where are
you are you Jo welcome when do we start no he's definit
ely misbehaving somewhere oh
yeah he's doing something bad tomorrow we will [Music] Jessie yes it's exactly like kids
they're little too quiet what's going on whoa it's beautiful [Music] small
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[Music] burst it's probably for the best good Jimmy you shouldn't should
have a dry January and February I am learn how to fight too right yes yes you will naturally ran you don't [Music] know I can show you that it is uh this
is a dry mortini zero it's a dry martini minions
of fleshman oh it's drag [Music] gotcha you be sent out Beyond The Forbidden CA Cavern to meet
with the Elder Mist super wet being years of sewing what that's it for today make your stff at home damn it it's off limits see this training room I am [Music] ready what zero me too lady me [Music] too happy happy evil Smurf 42 months thank you so much for your re
subscription Love The OJ's bad movie review video yes I would love to it's a lot of work it's a lot of work no one's going to
watch it n
o one would watch it um I'm not sure zero I haven't even gone over
there I would love to do a watch party but I don't know twitch won't let you do it right oh you know you would love it toon what why is it [Music] yours you have two beds why the [ __ ] she have two BS wonder if for sleeping oh [ __ ] training time yeah you
ruined it you ruined it I'm thinking for the next movie which will probably be later on
uh I want to try to make these guys watch car's help I like that one it was dumb but
it
was enjoyable you could be a trainer I wish you eat on your bed Savages I hate it I hate [Music] it what it's rotation [Music] I got a sword got a new B cuz uh
mine was my ex-girlfriend yeah that'll do it had to get rid of it yep that'll do it [Music] don't give up now never you L behind me though these are look delicious look at that if you saw that
would you not be like okay this is for the whole table right what that's the whole
table it's only eight sliders eight sliders there's napk
ins that was a lot it is a lot
I can do this it's not that much it is a [Music] lot we're training now training montage [Music] technology recharge TR CA hey thank you so much
for your re subscription to six months hi and thanks for
the great content well thank you are we growing up yet I think they're pretty good I just love grilled
pineapple on anything there's a little spice not too much burgers are cooked medium SL
soft fluffy rolls little bit of Cy mail super spicy I'm sweating I was g
etting hone here you said it's
spicy I said a little spicy just a little bit getting [ __ ] hot uh you'll be sweating too [Music] Scarlet yeah there's there's a there's
a touch of pepper in there but if if you know if it's not there's no heat
there it's just all sweet and because he won't eat anything else I can't put like
onions or anything else in there so sweet heat pepper jack cheese and pickles to Teriyaki I don't
know don't know if I want it [Music] wait are we in a sweat shop mhm yes
[Music] okay Fox what's up we were just talking
about you and 02 what were we saying yesterday about Canadians says something
about Canadians I forgot I don't know which time there's a lot of black
pepper but there's just I mean these are Cajun seasoned so I mean
there's a touch of cayenne but not much I'm bored I'm going to bed nope can't go to bed we said something that
you guys do wrong that's usual yeah the your bag milk
disgusts OJ that's right thank you weirdos what's wrong with bag
milk it's just [ __ ]
weird that you get like this little trash bag filled with milk and you have to have
like this special plastic container in your fridge it's weird frankenfoot o sleeps in the
top shelf of the dresser I sleep in the bathtub and AJ takes the
bed but no no we we we don't live together that kid is doing push-ups wrong he's just
humping the ground look at that that's horrible form you going to make it that's too good you have onions on yours no I didn't
put onions on any o
f them which is a waste I agree it is a waste
stupid onions onions are so good Sweeto nothing wrong with that I usually cook
my chicken a little pink I like it little raw helps the immune system M yeah I um I've been to one of those raw
chicken restaurants in Japan it's not good texture is horrible horrible would not recommend
now the horse sushimi was good chicken Sashimi not good the flesh Master may have planted seeds of Evil fleshman DW of w yeah Alex could just say he plays
basketball
that would I'll believe him oh Lord Almighty need some more napkins yeah thank you it's all right I made
him a cocktail it's refreshing it is I actually didn't make these very hot man like this I think you made my extra hot just
they from the same from the same thing he sleep on my foot yeah he was outside
trying he found a stick in the backyard he was trying to get it through the doggy
door and he can't figure it out cuz he's dumb and then he pushed real hard and
then he broke it and I tak
e it away from him I drugged him I don't need to drug him me the dog who well I'll wait till remind me I've got a
a dog and stick story that I'll tell you guys later oh there's there's Hawks and stuff in the neighborhood I don't think they can pick him up [ __ ] girl Celestial Willow Jam you know what the
difference between jam and jelly is that's a PG stream I can't tell you who do you fight after you beat uh
godrick you can go to rala at the at Hogwarts or you can go fight
the uh super ang
ry raid boss in Florida what in Elden ring kid the the place of rot and like ridiculous liness
they call Florida you're not wrong yeah need to take a little break
refill yeah there's more in there yes there's plenty of this clear up the sinuses best Elden ring weapon dude there's so many good
weapons in Elden ring well Champion you can't see it because it's [ __ ] gone that's why um it does
what you want to do there's claws there's fists the Blasphemous blade is gross the uh scavenger C
swo
rd is gross Giants crush is gross I'm good over here oh oh you want one of these oh I see on going
offer you too but I'm going to let people vote um on what I play for the new DLC my character is
ready and I'm going to let people choose between claws fists unab banga or we can do I don't want
to do magic so I'm not going to do magic I did Magic I regret it now um I did a double shield
playr already but I'm not going to do that for the DLC yeah uh Champion my card has been gone
long ass time
ago yeah uh I hated doing uh I hate wacamole he does yeah everything I
hate all in one thing and I used to make that [ __ ] for years I hated it I hated
it it's the worst I love guacamole it was the worst so I put my Blood Sweat and Tears
in every wacamole package it some of your but your friend till the end yes from
Best Buy add multiple jobs Nick godd damn it yeah I love guacamole I will just if I've
got ripe avocados I'll eat three or four of them at a time just cut them in half a littl
e
bit of salt I got a jar why was I making so much cuz I had to make it every morning and
it was a [ __ ] worst they knew it was you get the guy who hates making it to make it that
he's not putting his fingers in tasting it true the problem with me making guacamole is like
Spoonful for the customer Spoonful for me um yep we did have like bagg of chips I just
ate the chips cooking bacon uh a skillet I'll cook it in the oven uh I don't really
Grill it some people swear by microwaving bacon b
ut I'd rather do it in the oven or
in a in a pan depends on how much bacon I'm cooking Prince Persia is getting great
reviews that's sweet I'm gonna play it the Jake Gyllenhaal one the movie yeah
he's really Persian you know I believed it they took him to one of those uh fake tanning
places you could see like his little marks going down start right now we are teenagers right
I don't know people cook bacon wrong and even poorly cook bacon I'll eat I'll eat a
pound of it even if you even if
you [ __ ] it up at home most people don't have it
like rendered enough the new roundhouse who's going to be the main guy do you know
Nick was roundhouse the one with um Patrick suy oh no I'm think what's the one takes out
his throat Roadhouse Roadhouse yes yeah yeah not roundhouse wasn't roundhouse the Dennis
Rodman movie where he roadh house yes yes I can't yeah which one are you thinking
about there was a a Dennis rod karate movie I know he did one it was double
team with vanam oh maybe
it was double team you go in the oven for bacon you
let it preheat so letting your pan or oven preheat gives you less of a render on
your bacon um so if you put your bacon in a cold oven if it'll go crispier U it just
how you like it it's a terrible movie no it wasn't it was great saw it in theaters
he jumped out of the airplane and then he had this crazy contraption that was
a basketball they landed safely on the ground you like your B your bacon
floppy I like it floppy [Music] why yes I
'm getting a tingling
feeling children like I've watched you mature I've seen you shower
together train together it's been a great joy we had a ban there was a board game it was
a card game it was made by y Schwarz um and the people who would play it creep me out you play
one of the players plays as the Headmaster of an all girls school and all the other players
play as like 16-year-old girls and it is super [ __ ] creepy and I was like all of you out
this is no absolutely not get out of [
Music] here get out it's like no it's fine it's
like it is really not get out but that's I mean that was the danger when you run uh when
you have a place that people come in to do role playing games cuz people want to role play
in a certain way and it's like this is gross no like some of the backstories
people would come up for the D and D characters it's like no come up
with a new one or I'll make one for you damn floppy Joe they won't eat
Sloppy Joe's [Music] mhm okay no onions you desse
rt I've got gummy bears all that for only 25 too much work why does he have a gold bandan sing out of his back pocket do you know what the
yellow bandana signifies I do not is that who's I'm bad who's I'm bad
zero pulse TV TV 11 months one more he seed it they went into it
it's his fabric to do magic okay magic I think the the art people in
this game don't know what that means [Music] Echo reviews out oh my God it's so [ __ ] good the Latin Kings with a golden purple a red handkerchief D you
guys should look
up what the handkerchief code [Music] is two hours no way it's not two hours yeah I figured it was that one
mhm but I think that's more orange God what am I excited for Tekken 8 uh no I'm a
huge fan look I used to play a ton of like Tekken 2 too soon because it was at like the
pizza parlor that we'd hang out and we would just like waste Quarters on that and uh and and
um Metal Slug but totally nailed it damn it I'm never good at pairing counter Echo is like a
long movie I
think it's like what three hours probably [ __ ] excited for any game yeah um night
Andale uh I really want to play oh elen ring DLC I really want to play um what
else is coming out this next year not Skull and Bones there's a bunch of games
Squadron 42 not coming out this year Star Citizen hell divers and um I'm I'm
I'm excited for [ __ ] um Space Marine 2 it's a breeze I missed everything you're doing so great no I'm not
I'm the worst you fell down I'm ready get the nap do you automatica
lly start at full health
I think so after every fight well really look like I wouldn't say I'm the worst
not the best Destiny sucks it's true I why Scarlet flippy still play it and Connor save it just in case you lose and drags yeah soccer Dre is apparently coming out early
this year but hey what am I lying am I lying Connor black myth Wukong ah I I mean it
looks really good but Well's see my FIFA I haven't had a FIFA game in years yeah you
buy Madden I did not I've not played in a while bu
t I do want to play a football
game maybe it's free let us begin so it begins I hope the last ronin's good looking
forward to that one yeah yeah last run looks it's like I was not expecting that game at all have you
prepared your V what I didn't know I was supposed to do that they did for you and speak them now you
go first I have always loved you oh wait no not that oh it's like a night's vow yeah
boo I'll be a good guy and I'll rescue the innocent and I promise not
to do bad stuff welcom
e blade dener what happens if she had a pole well
pole Daner does that count she has a pole yeah but she's a [Music] monk I choose a
sta it's a pole it won't break man you just not hitting hard enough are you telling me
that women in this game aren't strong enough to break a staff cuz she definitely
could this game is sexist please step aside I'm going to summon the Ultimate Enemy gor roll tomato club smells like a sandwich holy div I'm ready to do you guys
like tomato sandwiches no I know
you don't I would prefer my BLT without the LT swim swim the vast majority of time
Tomatoes aren't anywhere near good enough for like a BLT but when they're
good H is there anything on this side nope I agree ketchup sandwiches
yes it's different do you have any faith that Marvel will ever succeed again sure [Music] we got stoned oh no can I attack him from here no okay nope not there I guess I got to fight him
when's the best time to pick up a fighting game all fighting games are
microtrans
action Farms now you just have to be okay with that damn
it I'm not but you have to damn it oh that's cool that you can go bounce between them nice and you can sneak attack you're using all your MPS it's a little
bit but it's gone do I get it back [ __ ] I don't know how you get your MP back
is this like you have to rest or use like an ether uh I figured this would be the
starting battle that just let me play with it normal attacks get your MP back okay grilled cheese with tomato soup I mean
tomato soup has a wildly different flavor
than like fresh [Music] tomatoes oh no damn damn bisque I like bisque OG likes B too you want lobster bisque
or shrimp bis or any of the really good bisks [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] ah missed it y you're awake it's the delay I got it good luck you tried mac and cheese for
the first time this week and you hated it depends on which one is it the craft one
I don't like that one either I'll eat the craft one some good ones you have to put
other
stuff in it like the crispy top some bacon I've seen pictures of people making mac
and cheese on the internet and I it makes me like hate Humanity where they just like make
nasty looking mac and cheese and put like craft singles on top of I'm like it's done it's like
was it you that showed me the picture of this guy was eating tuna and Froot Loops he's like a
nice bowl of tuna loops yeah like gross there's some tuna Loops if you want to like make
yourself mad there's a a subreddit called I
didn't have eggs where it's a bunch of people
commenting on online recipes and like uh this recipe didn't come out very good all I did was
substitute uh the eggs I needed for mayonnaise and then I didn't use the vanilla and I used
hot sauce and it tasted gross and everyone's like buffalo chicken mac and cheese and lobster mac MH tuna stuffed bell peppers [Music] oo I love
stuffed bell peppers oh my God I'm block uh OJ ate my stuffed bell peppers except for he just
ate the stuffing and left
the bell peppers uh I thought he brought out his fancy China wear I
thought it was his fancy plates I was like oh these are some nice bowls here you can take them
and put them back in your dishwasher right [Music] mhm damn combo time what damn it he's [Music] vulnerable yes do attack defense if I made chili Ranos OJ would just eat
the filling out of them he'd eat the fried bits and then the cheese out of the center I it's
like might as well just make him mozzarella sticks I thought it was y
our fancy balls yeah
just wanted to to return it I do love mozzarella [Music] sticks we did it in record
time too you see that and record time cuz I'm the best operation mole
was it a red mole or was it a black [Music] mole I like jalapeno poppers I don't
like crab rangoons though like not at all something about like old oil fried
wontons filled with hot cream cheese that someone waved an artificial crabstick over
it's just like no I don't need that in my [Music] [Music] body to nurture an
d protect them it's human meat counter Wendy's chili
is just the the leftover Burgers because they don't do frozen meat and so it's
like the meat that they haven't cooked up gets put in the chili and it's
reasonably healthy um it's re it's underf flavored but it's totally fine
I you see a lot of Wendy chil [Music] no you had some hot sauce and like a
couple black pepper packets totally [Music] fine yeah Samurai this year I just
found out the chicken fingers aren't really fingers like God d
amn it what the [ __ ]
is it then that's weird hope for little talents Costco is selling Wendy silly that's [ __ ]
weird went Costco about a lot of [ __ ] like amazing stuff yeah I go to Costco a couple
times a week who I don't have a Costco card they're cracking down on other people you like
people using like your Costco card and stuff um cuz there was uh a couple Tik Tok people
that are like oh you your self checkout and you have to show your cards like yeah you do um
but like some Costc
o memberships also give you 2% back per year and so like everyone gets to
use my Costco card because then they get the 2% [Music] back do she make you go with her Connor
say no I mean it just depends on the like if you're going at the worst time
like noon on a Saturday it's weekends weekends are the worst yeah it's going
to be a bad time but man Costco hot dogs delicious HGB sells better deals on meat um on meat and it's like you just have to be able
to eat a lot of the perishable stuff and
I mean I get a lot of non- perishable
stuff there like quinoa there super cheap I can't even get OJ
to eat quinoa it's good I like it yeah Costco's gaming PCs and patio
furniture and macaroons they do they have great package of desserts they
used to have great um their soused egg bites they take that they reheat 60
seconds in the microwave they're [ __ ] delicious and they last for months they're
great but they don't have the brand I want anymore what what can we go back I do like half an
d half or like I mix the
quinoa into the rice when I do rice cooker it's great here's a name you haven't
heard in a long time what F you talking about Angry Joe Angry Joe
is editing right now but this is [Music] OJ oh so these are cheating oh
this is if you is it O's never played any of these games really come on uh
this is perfect after combat are we we playing hardcore you don't you can do
whatever you [Music] want use it forbidden Cavern Pokemon Kitty D what's going on did you get my
r
esume I'm be one of her top chefs at the bakery yes yeah it doesn't know a lot about yeast you nasty see over here first do you know how to sneak cuz you can sneak attack stuff no do not yeah this is modern day so I don't think we're oh it's one of those things that cut his eye out [ __ ] yeah Power 100% you can go half [Music] power [Music] oh that ain't cool man do that make you horny damn it you missed
and I missed that too black [Music] out just think if you had the thing
on you'd complete
ly full heal I know God damn it but you got shamed it's like Keith got
shamed anytime he wanted to do anything that's amazing funny oh oh okay I got it you jump one there this game is for free right now on
Game Pass is how we're playing it what did you do how do I get out of this what did you what did you do you in the top three well that's a start I
don't know I I did I click this in okay wait no my controller stop it what did you do that what what is happening I guess is clicking this
in d
on't click it in okay every time I click this in it gets broken it's like
well don't do it it hurts when I do this yeah damn it wa why would you go all the
way back thought I missed something over there G Codes ID KFA the games have cheat codes anymore no now they call [Music] mods Adventure is best see now OJ's fully invested approved Fireball it's sunball it's Fireball now tastes
like cinnamon I don't like Fireball me neither it's gross tastes like Hot Tamales yeah
but it's it's like syrup
y so it's like someone's been eating hot tamales and
spit in your mouth that's nasty [Music] yeah damn damn damn I got one more no and now there's like a high-end Fireball
you see the commercials I don't I don't know rumblin yeah I have a bottle rumblin and uh and chocolate syrup rumblin and
chocolate syrup is the way to go can I vouch on his cooking baking skills damn it can I vouch Kitt wants to know yes
have you ever made me cookies or here $20 he can vouch for him
I can do it don't tell
the results [Music] I got a key a key Costco chicken for that gross I love
mushroom soup poor vegans and vegetarians anytime they go to a restaurant all they can eat
is mushroom risoto because that's the only thing that every restaurant will always have it's
like uh that's it and if you're vegan half the time there's parmesan in it you're [ __ ]
I did but I do love mushroom rotto they're gone it's usually how it is whenever I
am I'm with a squad I get all the loot they get nothing nothing
all right I'm
done with this stupid wooden sword you take it oh you got some of that fair life high
protein milks what up Jeff how are you today did you get that chest I did
not see that one [ __ ] shiny Pearl mine you see the Legos they have at Costco now they
got a lot of different Lego sets Man actually you're have to get your own he shed for just
your Lego collection but you have to get it air conditioned you did attack sneak attack for one o has a lot of Legos doesn't impress the ladie
s I've got some Lego Plants
but no Lego Legos no I do not clue [Music] ow Legos are too
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[Music] [Music] expensive ooh y a do D what is that I
don't know oh money duplos are for the the slower kids that they're like uh
this is a choking hazard because dup bricks are like this big it's like how is
a duplicated it's like that makes a lot of sense yeah it's supposed to be for toddlers I
knew kids are much older than toddlers that had to have Duplo because they kept pu
tting them
in their nose or something it's like come on kid did you ever conects conects were pretty
cool yeah smelly meat stick knows conects were sweet dup are like super super
super siiz Legos they're they're huge why you hate Allen wake 2 I don't hate
Allen wake 2 Bowser why are you telling me I hate alen wake show proof yeah where does it
say that I specific h on like too show me the proof I don't I don't people are like
why do you hate that it's like I I don't also had an erector set
that was good
you can say something else well it's a good thing the camera is only yeah Joe doesn't
like it well then why said that yeah show me well why why would you type I don't
care what Joe Joe doesn't like eating beans not this Joe this Joe will eat beans
the other Joe won't eat beans M but I love beans Allan Wake 2 was a game that I watched
a friend stream which is all you have to do cuz there's really little very little gameplay
in Allen wake too oh [ __ ] I think the story was co
ol and like the narration was
cool but it's just a little light on gameplay you want my food
he does he wants to eat the burger hey don't sniff his meat oo that was a good one don't say that Connor nothing
makes either of these people normal [Music] I did start for w store it
was a troll it's 100% fan voted and they just trolled there was way more gameplay
in control than there was Al like [Music] e [ __ ] you guy that was a very good combo [ __ ] what the [ __ ] they're bombs you got attac
k
them before they explode use your CR and attack and then it'll bounce between them maybe we'll
see cuz you don't want the bombs to hit you oh y ah I don't know if AJ likes peanut butter yeah it's a legum do you like peanut butter yeah you
got mad because of what Angry Joe said of alen wake why did are you the one who
made Allen wake and I mean this seriously if if you didn't make Allen wake where's
his life I don't think you get to know it's like you could be like moose sucks and
it's li
ke that's fine I think moose is pretty cool except for when he's being a butthole
like right now he's trying to eat Joe's Burger stop trying to eat his Burger people
can have different opinions of us and it' be okay we to be friends sometimes
I don't know what AJ said about alen wake that makes this person
upset but come here why won't you [Music] die let's go pay some time [ __ ]
moose some people here hate you it's okay [Music] nice I would say that Allan Wake was nominated
so much becau
se of recency bias you're more upset that we said nothing did you you weren't
even there yeah you weren't I mean did you did you ask me we were in Europe that was I don't
know it sounds like you're just looking for a reason to be upset and I can't do anything about
that that seems like a you problem cuz I kind of liked it are you talking about when he's talking
about the game awards we weren't even there yeah I wasn't even there we were in Europe we got
back during the news we heard about i
t I'm not going to stop the news for just that comment
high-fi Rush deserved more nominations but the reason it didn't get nominations as much is the
same reason that Alan Wake did I think recency bias is a hell thing different he's trying to
come get attack your face he's trying to get my food is what he want yeah cuz you're cuz you're
eating slow I got one left you ate like seven hope I gu some cool [ __ ] gold all right
another vest she can have one now see which one's better it's only w
eird because like I did kind of
like all and awake and so I I don't have negative feelings on it and I have NE negative
feelings a lot of things just not that one who's the Cutie name's Joe OJ
yeah single ready to Mango what's up his name is Moose yeah got ignored came out
the wrong look the Oscars and the Grammys and like the formula is like if you're trying to make
an Oscar movie um one Pander to Hollywood and then always release within a month or or two before the
nominations cuz it's h
ow recency bias works to see if there's anything secrets secrets what is this
why we never talk about it we did I mean look I'm positive that you don't watch all of our content
I'm positive because like we I've been positive about it and again if I'm not positive about a
lot of games POS I'm HIV positive Great South part Game of the Year outside of
balers Gate 3 uh uh Li P you got a Jeff I [Music] believe things are starting to [Music] move what can't be friends anymore unicorn
Truth is Out
you came for opinions fun and family yeah fun family [Music] food
and animal abuse people with these kinds of masks are always up to no good no
no good it's always like some kind of cult or an orgy that's no [Music] good
depends of the sacrifice something yeah like Frank what's going on here
why is everyone in my apartment are we having a a gang [Laughter]
bang [ __ ] prank love prank or boo ooh fantasy [Music] Hillbillies I could sell this dirty mik in
the boys I actually just watched ot
her guys the other day mov is good let's sell it do we
have any ETA uh just working on one of them today so this week and then I imagine one
next week and then maybe the one the week after maybe two the week after see what
he has maybe three you don't know I don't know who knows it's a better sword for two o
there's a you can buy something that gives you [Music] discounts what don't let me into that I
had nothing to do with it OJ is the one trying to steal Noah I just provide an environment
and
I get I make people food and then I it's like here have a cocktail and another cocktail
where did you see that you said something gives me I did someone in chat said oh the guy
who was saying calling you a cheater but it's somewhere oh is it maybe in town or something oh
I thought it was one of those uh um relics where my dog's At DMX this this guy's moose though
look at him he looks exactly like a [Music] moose I got a for it right quit now sell it for
five the upgrade soell that one
potato yeah we're good fishing I like fishing hell yeah but
those those are scary looking things God damn you can't eat the burgers got one get over here oh no yeah yeah I saw
that too much [Music] attenion got to play with it get some wiggle room oh
yeah yeah wiggle wiggle why did you ask how to play this mini game no I did not I'm a
wing it try you guys see the cat William especially was going hard in SE M I didn't
see the SE I start watching I don't know if it was most recent catw Willi
ams special
but it wasn't very funny in the first 10 minutes I turned it off what did Steve
Martin do is that another one of the stealing jokes things Steve Martin are
youing about Steve Harvey Steve Harvey yeah should I get some slack or what Warrior of Adventure cry Eagles cry he stole jokes hate that Mar have it he's
St that who your ass again oh no no no Eagles are looking bad Eagles just need like Eagles lost so
much like everyone's [ __ ] on them but they're like they lost their offen
sive
coordinator they lost their defensive coordinator they lost one of the best people
they had on defense in Gardner Johnson their their corner safety or corner but like
they're like well why do they suck it's like well they lost all of their players and
their coaches [ __ ] we're not eating [Music] today will you try Pokemon with guns after
it comes out I don't know maybe can I just catch it like this no go noodling have
you seen noodling videos it is scary I don't know how they do that
[ __ ] that [ __ ]
because there's also like snapping turtles and stuff m I'm good only real when the fish is in
the white stream well that's what I trying to do you say you like fishing and I just I don't
see it I don't see it this is different I don't I don't so when it's white reel when it's
red stop Reeling I I am and keep it in the [Music] center not reallying get over here see [Music] easy I'm a bust it I'm a bust don't bust
bring him yeah ain't go yink his ass in I thought I lost it
I was like no I do love trap why do you guys never play Nintendo games
Nintendo likes to copyright claim content made of their games they even um had
a spon was it a sponsor stream not sure she was Alana uh Pierce was working
with them on something and she watched a trailer she was supposed to and they gave
her a copyright strike um Nintendo's really awful to creators so that's why we don't
typically cover Nintendo games I play them I played the [ __ ] out of Tears of the
Kingdom but um i
t's it's bad for making content sounds like Nintendo then
why don't you ask the question if you knew the answer have you played Mass
Effect have you seen our review pretty sweet well now we know who it is girl girl was that ni holy [ __ ] the tears of the Kingdom
story what story you don't play Zelda for the [Music] story [ __ ] G he's been
hiding in the bush for 15 years onee G oh man I watch a ton of them um
I watched The Killing tree which had potential that one [ __ ]
had potential it
was a serial killer that got resurrected into a
Christmas tree and he starts killing people with uh Christmas lights and then at the
very end there's like like a tree on tree action where you fight is it a softcore porn no no
there was no nudity oh there's no nudity in this one but they they [ __ ] it up cuz like
the ornaments he could have been throwing at the victims and like shattered glass everywhere
or something but he just threw it once and they tried on it I I already wrote some of t
hese
bee movies and OJ says he won't um well he said he'll be in a couple of them but I'm ready
I already have scripts they're all completely based entirely on bad puns and horrible names
I'm down mhm somebody reached out and said hey if you need uh somebody to proof for you
to do any of the work he'll gladly look it [Music] over what's wrong you can't come with us
we're on duty and it's dangerous I like danger you don't mean that Carl you're out of your
depth yeah perception cuz you only
got one eye I'm built different it's going to be something terrible do
we need the Poo one that could have made it better I love winning the Poo like seriously always
since I was a kid I [ __ ] love winning the Poo that's you Alex's gor I would never lose my eye to
a [ __ ] cave [Music] snail but now he's a warrior cook the half a lumps they're [Music] scary I saw this movie cuz I thought it was
going to be cool it it wasn't cool it's called clown NATO and I was hoping it was just like
a to
rnado where like killer clowns would just like fall everywhere but it was just a tornado
that would transport the clowns three stupid looking clowns from place to place that was it
that man I imagine that happens a lot yep it does North it does wolf cop yeah that was a good
[Music] one so you need me sounds like a budget issue [Music] yeah Meg 2 Meg 2 was pretty much a shark
NATO movie because it was insanely stupid but it took itself seriously they
ruined it I was down for like some mag on
Kraken action they had the
potential but they wanted to be all Stupid Alex just join the [Music] party
double Big Macs are coming back crazy big ma Big Macs are buy one get one for a dollar
right now did you know that two Big Macs for 584 did not it's not online app only that's a lot you can just go ask for Big Mac and they'll be like
you want another one for D you're like yes free wings for Super Bowl I haven't
decided what I'm making for the Super Bowl should make some Raven I'll
make i
t themed based on who makes you make Raven well yeah you shouldn't eat corbins it contains Man soul yeah do you
know what a group of ravens is called cuz a group of crows is called a murder but do
you know what a group of ravens is called cu no I remember the crows I don't remember
that one no what it's an unkindness an an what unkindness kindness of ravens I've never
heard and you could describe the the Baltimore Ravens it is unkindness like when I think
about Baltimore as a city unkind MO
A mua is crows I heard that one yeah if there's
only one crow though it's just attempted murder God damn it don't boo me it was great I get booed
all the time no wor about it get used to it cook we got to cook I'm at some bird Jam Alex
has sunk into the same level as flippy I flippy merely a dark
adopted the puns I was born into it I'm also way older than he is so I've been making these jokes for long though
he's been alive just turned 22 it's crazy just because thank you thank you Frosty
you got to get ready for it he's like I know this gonna be a bad joke woo there is um a terrible
movie off of Pacific Rim Atlantic Rim mhm I was a big fan of Pacific Rim and then the second one
came out God that was bad we want to play Pacific Drive uh it's not out until February I contact
them to see if I can get some keys let's go hiking [Music] save I should have done that too
[ __ ] I'm just starting well I haven't even started to learn how to cook did I
save it I you probably absorbed
a bunch through asmosis we'll see so like you
probably no more asmosis yeah yeah all right let's see your moves girl reverse
asmosis all right let's see what you can do Mary he's been forever oh no oh wait hold on what and then and
then has how come that thing's not updating what or is it scrolled down I don't know oh it's scroll
down yeah has and Warrior adventure and zero PS yeah that's yeah and it was uh Apparently one
of the best indie games of last year trist time huz it's for free if
you have Game Pass
and since I have game pass it was full free what does it do non- boss
enemies HP in combat I was like for here oh this is I see it
now remve the Abus yeah Abacus Finch that's what I hear cocoon for for a fee yes for Christmas I
got a whiskey Advent calendar I drank all of it oo that was going to me what no I
can't have that nope oh that's why oh it won't let you see items that are
equipped to someone else give me that yeah I need the power uh I don't care if Prince pers
is
s scroller as long as it's fun save that for later wait maybe there something down here
right yes wheat wheat you can cream that wheat what you ever had Cream of Wheat it's been a
long oh what the [ __ ] let's burn these mother Truckers [Music] why are you facing the wrong direction
I don't know he just you distracted me it's all up to you girl girl
nice block but it still hurt a lot oh wait missed that discord's [ __ ]
what' you do to my Discord I didn't touch anything I swear is think
this some weaker no Yep this cord's such a piece of
[ __ ] it crashes all the goddamn time have you seen that that is on my list
it's on his list hul that's on my list I have it was funny whenever we we went to
go meet up with a to I was telling about a shitty movie he's like I never seen that I
was like let me see a list it says recently watch it says it right there you [ __ ]
Li you watched it try to lie to my face to I thought we were friends what's your excuse now it was that bad he co
uldn't remember Alex got mad at me because I ruined their
I ruined their Amazon yeah now it's like would you like to watch this it's like no
why would I want to watch this oh OJ all right put me in my own little category woh woh woh surprise oh no I
forgot to eat oh you're going to die yeah [ __ ] healing light yeah t is more [Music] [Music] important uhoh he's got one hit point oh [ __ ] attack got him [ __ ] chck
come back right wait yeah be [Music] fine can she eat yeah
you can just kill
it though it's a kill it you can do it it's not a two it's a 24 yeah but you have abilities you
have 11 MPS let's see what we can do go get distracted now no why would you do that 30 boom see didn't need to waste items now
just take a nap yeah um need little campfire huh [Music] items you're going to
waste your soup I'll put on her loose never lost baby can eat that bird yeah you don't
know if Joe's a better moonnight than Oscar Isaac we just never know we never
got to see anything that mo
onnight did in that [ __ ] show because they refuse to
do anything on camera you're like oh he's doing such cool stuff oh that's an epic
battle I wish you guys saw it that would be nice if we did see you should have was
all your goddamn stuff our echo review is out on the internet you can watch it right now
yes watch that instead of echo we'll tell you why um I got forced to watch the whole thing was our overall rating man yeah look at
it cheating want me to spoiler for everyone here [Music
] cheating rest it contains some of
the dumbest things I have seen in a Marvel TV show all right everyone's fully resting I'm going on adventure we do tell well AJ tells
people where he rates it compared to sheh so you should watch the video
yeah I don't know how to do um sneaks yeah let's go [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] D [Music] Peach oh with the double well I don't there was someone that
was complaining about they were calling it the MC uterus and I think it's stupid that they
like hate women l
ike I I don't agree with this person like oh women are bad that person
sucks but MC uterus is kind of funny so um what see if I can go down over here let check out this
little cave if boys have uteruses they'd be called uteruses approved attack no okay oh damn it that works upgrade
that was funny right you can laugh let's go some defense defense she's doing more magic or she doing
more physical I would say give her more magic cuz I want to use that uh mang Mo moang
this guy's just big this
is use him as a tank dickham on the 18th I leave think the it's Thursday a shiny Pearl what are
pearls for sell them oh okay I think all right let's go see what this
[ __ ] dog is doing you got into your whiskey where am I going I'm
going to Colorado I'm going snowboarding time to fight oh you found him a just one [ __ ] [Music] block [Music] he is editing Jay he is doing the top which
one whichever one I don't know which one it is top worst top best top one of them uh
I do just snowboardin
g I don't know how to [Music] ski [Music] ski is easy U my friend actually has his little small skis the trick ones I guess
he likes those there secret no secrets trouble you SWA two sking that's so
bougie feels better well when you're 45 Conor maybe it's easier I don't know surprise
attack attack damn it oh you want to know the stick story okay my buddy Tommy his dad Walt uh
they used to have a Jack Russell he's kind of a dick but he ate a bunch of popsicle sticks I don't
know there was li
ke craft project or something but atom um and a piece of popsicle stick it's
about 2 in long maybe a little less than that was trying to come out after he completely like
swallowed it come out the other end but it came out like the wrong way and got stuck on the other
side of his booty hole and poor Walt had like dig in there and try to fish this thing out and
uh it's like you shouldn't let your dog eat sticks I look that's why I said I was
going to wait until we were done eating [Music] lu
nch damn [Music] here I got you sounds like a
normal Tuesday it's right here D have some class no I told you I was
going to tell you a gross story that's your fault I mean if you want to continue going uh
Rufus used to he had a great pone he used to eat a lot of uh hair like he'd be like licking
his toys or his paws on the ground and he'd like like really long hair and he' get [ __ ] poop
nunchucks and it would scare the [ __ ] out of him literally he'd be pooping and all of a sudden
like
some hit the back the leg and it's just like flapping back and forth and I've chased this
terrified dog [Music] that it hilarious and gross did you forget to heal I did we
set up camp here just by a campsite huh we can use this one heal everyone it's
a waste now you got to go cooking again next campfire attack [Music] girl it's all you ooh what's that treasure I don't know actually what good this be magic probably have
to use an item or find something cool to plug into the hole you tell me C
onnor you never
want to play do you ever fix your PC what' you do to it he said he tried to clean
it with Windex on the inside D's kids did something [Music] oh no what I tell you about
downloading that weird [ __ ] man what's for lunch oh you missed it delicious
sliders grilled pineapple terak slers but you didn't you didn't eat four well no I only
gave you you four you gave me four but I ate three [ __ ] girl foolish he just say ho
let's find out ho ho no it's more like use a hoe I say t
hat use a Ho nice to meet
he's going to kill him right here oh [ __ ] how would I build a salmon burger um I wouldn't
but I do AI Burgers I mean if it's really good salmon uh I love Wasabi Mayo on fish Burgers
so I would get Wasabi qim Mayo um lemon zest the burger itself I mean you're
not grilling it right cuz it's going to fall apart like this is like a flat top kind of thing Wasabi m is delicious yeah it's like
a horse Rish mayonnaise I mean that's what most Wasabi you get in the world h
as
actually just died green horseradish but that's exactly what I would have said
he's like oh it's okay now enhance your magic without using magic the [ __ ] does that
even mean what does it mean it's provocative and how does it work it doesn't it works
when you're not working I've had shrimp patties like shrimp patties yeah like that's
weird shrimp and an egg and dog you if you keep pushing it under stuff you're not going to
be able get the peanut butter out from under it here I'll eat a
burger made out of almost anything I don't think black people burgers
are very good I'd probably eat it I'd try it I've eat spiders before spiders and then
they have like the big legs on the side yeah [ __ ] disgusting you're sick black bean
burgers have some of the worst texture they're nasty oh you get the morning
Thunder Tris spy so nice it burns twice [Music] that will allow it all right thanks Elder Mist I love anything I won't fail we are red tea
blue crab sandwich no uh yeah that's
shit's [ __ ] delicious it's pretty much the same thing they're
just sea spiders yeah when I went to Japan went to an aquarium the [ __ ] crab was scary as
[ __ ] oh well they have uh spider crabs they have like yeah those are huge I was like what
the [ __ ] I saw that I'm swimming turkey meat turkey burgers turkey meat like ground turkey can
be used for a lot of stuff but look just if you want a burger don't make it out of turkey just
don't do it I mean if you can if you can find all dark
meat ground turkey the texture is still
not going to be very good but no trials [Music] oh [ __ ] I think he's got item no spider crabs are the under the
coconut crabs is the what you're talking about I've Had The Impossible uh
burger and the what's the other one called it's not impossible the
uh beyond meat Beyond me and they can be okay some of their products are
[ __ ] nasty but some of them are totally [Music] [Music] fine saltburn half the people that
told me to watch it uh well half
the people said that it was pretty good and you should
watch it and the other half said like this is [ __ ] miserable and don't watch it at all
so it's like I don't have time for [Music] that like power oh yeah coconut
grabs [ __ ] [ __ ] up in the Pacific Theater they also discovered
that there's uh all sorts of um um under under sea like Marine equipment
that just like normal fish can [ __ ] up I I need a go a [Music] crab I got the meat counter guy to give me a
to honor a deal they had
online that was wrong it's uh Prime chuck roast it's a 10
lb roast and it was marked online for 350 a pound and it's supposed to be like 650 a
pound and I was like hey do you still have this and he's like yeah that's this and
then he he wrapped it up and I was like no no no the price is wrong and he's like
okay I'll give you that price and I was like ha [ __ ] yeah it's winwin so I'm gonna
have amazing roast beef tomorrow for cheap am I a Shar no it's for me I'm going to do creamed horserad
ish and I
don't know maybe probably some sort of mashed potato no the one I wanted [ __ ] what' you do to piss off a lamp good [Music] question [Music] basic armor upgrade not for you
cuz you don't give your party good stuff I think I already have this one though you
do yeah but your other people don't I give to her she's second Comm in oh [ __ ] garl
doesn't get [ __ ] [ __ ] garl yeah he's fine don't you get real name then
I'll give you some real armor [ __ ] garl I don't mean this isn't
a
personal attack to anyone but I don't trust anyone at like at me counter
at any of the stores to like when like hey can you debone this can you no
you're going to [ __ ] it up do it myself why would you do some people do stuffed
um chicken wings I like the bones inside of them but like it's very common in in Japan
actually they do a lot of stuff uh chicken wings but like sometimes you can buy pork belly and
some people like hey can you skin this pork belly because they want to do crackli
ng separate
from the belly itself and then they scrape off like a bunch of meat leave it on the skin and
you're like you just [ __ ] it up and they don't care [ __ ] oh man I am I am all pro at skin and fish good sharp knives but I eat a lot of salmon I actually got Cod today the Cod loins
were on sale you interested in cod loin not really my thing just said
you like cod peas it's different archman 31 months are we going to watch the Xbox
Direct on the 18th maybe I am not oh he'll be gone i
s this weekend
no oh Tuesday Thursday it's a [Music] Thursday ooh a mushroom scramble you're flying that as light saber level sharp yeah
it's about Wet Stone time dam for most of mine oh no [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] zero oh no oh no going [ __ ] kill [Music] you uhoh I think I'm going to [Music] die oh that's all you need I
need to go up and touch it touch it look at it's decent steel I
mean most knife sharpening places I mean it used to be like 10 cents an
inch which is how OJ charges on the s
treets true but um I think it's
up to like a quarter of 50 cents now hey there's nothing wrong with cheap
ass knives cuz they're really good cheap knives but there's also really bad cheap knives what what do we go it unlocked the dud end rest and Save most of the cheap knives are the colorcoded
ones oh uh I've told everyone a bunch of times but if you want really really
good knives that are probably in 90% of professional kitchens you're looking at
victoriano or um Dexter there you can get
them on like 8 in Chef's kniv for like if
they're on sale like 20 30 bucks and they will last you your whole [ __ ] life and they
sharpen beautifully and all you have to do is hone them every like week and they'll last you
[ __ ] forever and they're cheap they're [ __ ] cheap don't think I can go down there yet oh no I mean you don't
have to get the serrated ones I'm just talking about like normal [Music] last [ __ ] I have a I have a wof
knife uh I have a lot of knives arm don't remember i
f the
slicer Ray got me was wof or uh ankles you can't trust those Brands
anymore because all of the good knife brands also have shitty versions of
their knives like super low quality garbage I like back hands people I missed him in the first one yes this
is a good game I'm enjoying [Music] it oh my God [ __ ] what are you
doing he's got a a Kong that's filled with peanut butter and he's
just being a weirdo about it King Kong can we expect any ajs engagement man
you what what not for you
now no I think ajs wants to keep it casual
with uh Tekken I don't think he's ready for any sort of commitment
but we usually do play the big releases fudge oh you didn't touch the dad y yep yep yep puzzles medieval zombies go watch them I'm glad you
like your hex plad pans I I've never you well I guess does a AJ has a plan p
that's piece of [ __ ] um I don't know if it's like what brand it is but the
cooking review websites have told me to stay away so I stayed away but I
imagine there's d
ifferent brands of hexclad touch [Music] it [Music] same with the fla I like
the fla the flan the fla is good my mom got me some Ninja
Ninja pans yes she won't stop woman's Menace here let me oh wait
no uh [ __ ] I think I'm a little hurt here I love cast iron I Amo
cast iron I have the power now seep thieves no no no no no no
no no no face me let's do it guys bro oh [ __ ] yeah I think one more no
we're going to you want a flat iron grill have you hit that level of dad [Music] Conor I jus
t have a really big um cast
iron griddle that goes over my uh [Music] barbecue B Lodge if you're buying an Amal cast iron you
want to buy Lodge unless you've got stab or L cruset money I don't have stab or L crus money if
anyone wants to buy me any of that stuff that'd be great but I got Lodge money and it's the same
thing cuz you know what cast iron is made out of cast iron you know what's special about it
nothing so it's not like they're using like Space cast iron you that's my microphone
you can't get your face out of my [Music] face going to get the egg just to piss me off
hey get the egg man man I love seeing people have toys they don't know how to use the egg thing
which spits it out this guy's good he's good yeah yeah people want to show off it's
like oh I got this French enamel cast iron Dutch oven it's like that thing was
$500 I got seven of them for $200 they're like yeah but mine was more expensive
it's like but why it's a hunk of iron I mean it's not like a watch
that you know
is like oh this is a Swiss movement and it's like no no no it's just a hunk of iron
oh yeah man if you can get on super sale do it I went to a uh there's a l uh Outlook
uh it's in the Round Rock Outlets and everything there's like 5% off it's like
man I was expecting like 50% off [Music] [Music] no did you get all peanut butter
over there you want some I'm good I know it's it's funny you're saying it to
be funny Toge but like that's how the internet acts and like historicall
y speaking Japanese
steel is some of the worst Steel on Earth uh and always has been so they're like oh no it's
Japanese steel it's like that's not a good thing yanked you check eBay that's sweet fog man
I've got I've got a great set of Lodge stuff like all the all the sizes that I want um do I have an egg pan just like a nonstick
[Music] yeah or are you talking about something different oh like a little baby one I've
got like a small little Skillet yeah but I never cook just like a couple
[Music]
eggs cuz now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs now you grown now that I'm
grown i f so I'm roughly this size of a barge all clad pans are sweet I don't
use my stainless steel stuff all that [Music] often no one Cooks like get stone reads big
books like guest Stone no front of now did you not save it after
you did that is that what you doing app not oh no I'm going to
do it now [ __ ] well rest then save let's see if we cook they
also didn't use their swords very often just shot
people with
bows cuz it's way safer just to be like Jer roll 38 months you're just in time
to watch me beat this boss first try first try first try you want to get some Korean fried
chicken for dinner you need to get some goou Jang I always have goou Jang in the fridge man you
should always have a container it lasts [ __ ] forever you don't you I don't know what the
[ __ ] that is it's a red container what is it for uh what I do with it I make marinades
with it and like glazes you can hav
e goou Jang to mayonnaise goou Jang Mayo [ __ ] delicious
so fermente and spicy I don't even know what that is Zang beef 38 months as well Zang beef you
don't need uh potato starch just use corn starch or as the the wrong people they call it cornflour uh I'm not going to play a Prince of
Persia demo I'm going to play a Prince of Persia game [ __ ] off man Jesus Christ
most people can get away with three to four knives well honestly most
people can get away with one but like are you supposed
to be
attacking this guy yet I'm trying to attack him are you supposed
to be though yes I don't know [Music] okay oh God yeah cuz maybe you kill a sword and
he doesn't get to do that to you yeah so yeah his sword I think you kill his sword oh do you have a mandolin guard we talked about this last time I
would not let OJ use the mandolin he's jealous you would cut the the probably
the front of your like one of the worst things I've seen well not well a
bad thing I've saw in the kitchen was
a girl cut all of the skin off these
three things fingers just slice it right off oh yeah [Music] Rock DJ spaz thank you 46 months OA
passes out when he sees blood too seriously just true I use I think you were there I made
comy bii um the Ratatouille the like the movie style but you didn't eat any cuz it was
all vegetables actually most people didn't eat any I [ __ ] that one up [ __ ] nourish him his sword is feeling better [Music] where she wow baby hello hello citizen Nightfall
uh OJ t
hat shark in the pool thing you talked about 150% related to as a kid thank
thank you Alexis doesn't get it man no I don't yeah I was afraid of sharks
in the pool I don't want him to [Music] he's vulnerable would we ever go to Evo sure I
like Evo I used to go to I mean not the same thing but we used to go to dream hack all
the time and they had a bunch of fighting [Music] [Music] [Music] tournaments I think you did it oh [ __ ] first try I told
[Music] you the thing that pissed me off about
that [ __ ] comment I said irrational fear you
always have to have that one guy would actually it's it would die with the chlorine it's chlorine
so it would automatically die I was like I know I understand it it's like being afraid of your dark
like a dark room even though there's no such thing as ghosts or ghouls or goblins or Monsters yeah
it's like look I get it but it just like in your head you start getting into your own head okay
it happens and then people are calling me out it's lik
e OJ's a liar I have a Samsung TV and
I have apple yes I just didn't want to [ __ ] do no [ __ ] I li not only bull sharks can go
thousands of miles into freshwat did you know they they caught bull sharks up in Illinois
from the ocean they went up the Mississippi River all the way up to Illinois I saw that it's
[ __ ] [ __ ] bull sharks bite your ass well I think that's how he typed a unicorn actually yeah
it's salt water and chlorine some people do have saltwater pools though but at the sa
me time look
when I when you are turning off your light you're running upstairs why you running why you running
you scared yourself that's why you're scaring yourself Adrien Meyers thank you
so much for your res subscription nice save it oh he Sor yep Jam I do parm I do I have a pool
expert I'm not but I have one pools themselves are just [ __ ]
expensive you used to be afraid that the devil was in your basement as a kid why
father Joe because no I'm just saying like I want to hear the sto
ry like I believe it it could
have been you don't know I just want to hear your experiences the devil 80k father Joe please don't tell me you were
playing with a Ouija board in basement cuz if that was the case then I believe it the devil probably
was in your basement get behind me satin you think if there was like a devil that he would be like
a jerk and like want to do evil stuff or he just wants to do like cool stuff all the time Idle
Hands is the devil's play thing Alex and money is the
root of all evil that is why churches
well time equals money always want your money yeah what are you tell me to do I wasn't paying
attention [ __ ] Advance time rewind time oh okay wait a goat haded demon in your
basement when you was a kid I don't know I can't I can't say unicorn how did you
do that it's so cool it is I'm enjoying it Church's Chicken there used to be a
rule in the place where I grew up that if you were ever lost and you started seeing
Church's chickens like you got to g
et out of there beit you can advance it if you want he wants to watch you go to the bathroom what was the button to change time it's not be for [Music] back [Music] [Music] did we go to a a Japanese place where you eat cook
your own pork mostly beef but yeah I definitely did are you ready to be sent out to the world yeah I have been to Nintendo World at Universal
in Japan yeah that's seems like the code one you need more finish this one oh there's
ice in that thing right there this one [ __ ]
A merch yeah I don't buy
merch though I do I don't buy stuff it's memories thank you
for the mamories the mamories what you were going on about knives aren't
knives things yeah but knives aren't um merch the things that I use every
single day you got to cook got to get some good knives you don't
want rust on your food or or do you until I uh get some daily iron I'm low on
iron so knives are tools in the kitchen just like OJ you're not wrong than sir th don't laugh at
that you can't laugh
at that not you and now our adventure begins can we get rid of garl no I hate this dude and so it was OJ and Alex were s supposed
to be a quick tutorial but he was doing it I never failed only once only once I think he's the chef we can't get rid of him yeah garl is just Sam wise that is cool
who the [ __ ] is that that's him he like moved us to a world let's fight it what
a ride did you turn off the fan in here I didn't touch anything why did you turn off the
fan I didn't touch anything th
at was sweating cuz I was eating my spicy food I might get
cold now to the ground level then let's go it was spicy you don't know spice Unicorn oh I found something let's go back you put pamper on it it was it was very spicy pineapple yeah majoring give to me all right cuz I'm the best wait okay H Arrow you think I can
use H Arrow around OJ your mind give that full CPR fight yeah no no [ __ ] it oh double [Music] forg [Music] TR where you going don't leave me bro take take a dump leave me alon
e with Alex or
smoke I bet go smoke he's smoking tomacco rainbow crotch that's crazy
let's try it on there some in yeah ow so unicorn uh Noah and I decided we're
going to start our cult he said he found some amazing property in North Carolina we
have Acres upon Acres wearing it in near fnam and uh it looks great place looks amazing it's the longest amount of time
I've smoked a food 16 17 hours yeah or is it not 24 right a ninja I want her part
of my team I love her eyes it's my second girl
friend wait did we ever figure out if
uh Valerie was my sister or whatever no well they're siblings [Music] Wow have you seen he's already shaking his head
you see that we hang out too much he already knows um sharks of the Corn
it's shark of the Corn something like that but there is a remake though of the new uh
Children of the Corn apparently this wasn't very [Music] good damn it use my power it was boosted too Rogue trador Shadow run
wasting three those are good terrible Terrors you saw
it yeah Wrath of the righteous
Pathfinder Wrath of the righteous is good it is um I need to play more of it
it depends on what you're into but I oh dog what are you doing getting into trouble wrath is better than King
maker yes want's see what's over there though come here come here let's jump going to watch satanic Hispanics later today nice [Music] o they have Q-Tips that on fire don't attack him damn wait who he at [Music] one [Music] damn yeah [ __ ] right off American versus
French styl
e alets what's what is better americ it depends on what you want french HS are delicious
and they're simple and they're just filled with butter like filled with butter but sometimes
you want an omelet that's just filled with like a whole bunch of [ __ ] like potatoes and Charo
and cheese you're not getting that in a French omelette going back home oh damn
it I thought I could get across I can't can I no do they respawn
is that like how you farm yep [ __ ] this is how you can overlevel you j
ust sit
here for like nine hours and kill these things go to the very first real boss like level [Music]
99 oh you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] special [Music] [Music] be no need to grind I mean some people like the grind [Music] [Music] can you tell us what steps to become
a proper austinian yeah step one move here from California and that's it super easy no [Music] I know they're coming to get you
surprise attack oh I got to fight them all yeah people from California moving all over the pla
ce cuz it you get
twice as much money for your property Franken foot now you know how
Californians have felt for a hundred [ __ ] years every everyone's been moving to California for [ __ ] forever and then
then it got full and then they left [Music] on they move out of California when they get
light California yeah they want better food and uh yeah I've seen some of the old world
stuff I don't think a is getting into any of the Old World stuff is [Applause] he
ooh power belt belt of giant
strength what does it do oh yeah totally mine we
got the iron iron Nitro [Music] ooh damn [Music] yeah I think they're just splitting up
their player base and it's going to be real tough Austin is about 90 minutes north
at reasonable speeds from San Antonio but if there's no no traffic and
drive real fast maybe just over an [Music] hour damn I mean a lot of the speed limit
is like 75 so everyone goes seven over [Music] oh damn it wait isn't the what's
the speed limit on 130 is it 80 I thi
nk it was 80 80 85 so you can
there's actually a direct toll road that you could take where you can
probably go 100 the whole [Music] way uh I mean in my personal non show
opinion MMOs can [ __ ] off forever I used to play a lot of them and I
think they're giant [ __ ] waste of time and energy and uh I
I retired from them decades ago so I am not interested in MMOs oh no like I got a job in
Hobbies I don't need another job in F do you not die no maybe it's cuz
you're stealing all the equip
ment my team just sucks I'm the best know what
you're talking about little campfire or something what's that to the right that
kind of looks like get this over here though what peppers what are you going to
do with those cook make some pepper stuff that's what you do with peppers that looks like a fire or something I got to
jump on that though yeah from up there okay I need to give this fool some ooh that's how you do it potatoes potatoes and you died the to way I go like 100 it's
pretty [
__ ] sweet kilm an hour [Music] Rebel uhoh these jumps want to fight gry gotcha I smack him in the back of
the head sunball I do the middle [Music] [Music] hold damn come on nothing uhoh what is he
doing uhoh oh no you going do that too yeah [ __ ] [Music] dick best form of
fried potatoes dude I [ __ ] love fried potatoes help me [Music] [Music] bunk can you push or pull that thing
no don't think so what's the thing above you go around can't go over there
yet I guess we got to go this way f
or now damn [Music] boo eat that it's too fast you have Fireballs oh yeah make yourself
a basic salad you'd love [Music] it dog you're so [ __ ] lazy [Music] good food what do you mean basic salad it's all trash that's cuz you've never had a good
salad OJ OJ probably fruit salad chicken salad what about that fake salad that Italian
places that's just uh Sal different salamis and mozzarella and they're like it's
a salad it's like you're going to die oh Ambrosia I I don't love ambros [Music] c
aprisi salad shouldn't be called a salad I mean it's got It's got greens oh you're right next to a camp you could
in the they're going respawn though right probably yeah oh damn it's a lot of them
it's tomatoes cheese but there has to be [Music] [Music] basil especially if you've got good tomatoes uh I didn't order a cyber truck
did you order a cyber truck nope um it's three times too much and it gets 75% of
the mileage they promise so I don't think I'm going to order one I think it's it's
kind of ugly not for me it's bosel not basil [Music] 12 well it's also the Cyber truck is
super dangerous themselves they don't have crumple zones [Music] did you put your faucet covers on I
did I did too we're all set Anthony shit's going to get crazy man I thought about buying
I've been thinking about buying a um generator for months but I didn't so we'll see if that
was a bad choice now we know for next time though I know that they pronounce
things differently so that's fine like you can
say herbs or herb it's like
depends on if you uh want to be British or French [Music] the blocking thing I have
to block yeah you have to deflect at the right time yeah what where
did [ __ ] three come from what the [ __ ] oh yeah we have to do the
faucets running here in uh in Texas [ __ ] someone's going to die [Music] girl
yeah it's going to be well below freezing
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[Music] in Texas Tris and so since uh the pipes in Texas
typically aren't buried deep enough u
m compared to other places where it normally freezes
we're going to have to leave our um boset slightly dripping oh need to load [ __ ] I need
a load I need a load yeah Texas isn't used to this many freezes but people in the state don't
believe in climate change or global warming so I don't know what you do it's like three like
Century level freezes in four years man it's [Music] crazy a come on should [ __ ] kill [Music] two we just need to reset everyone in there
just reset everyone like
you want to know how marketing is one of the most important things
in the whole world the person who claim up with the term global warming should be like
dug up and beat to death if they're dead or just beat to death if they're alive because you
chose the wrong phrase they're like H it's it's cold out it's like yeah but like what they
mean is that the average temperature goes up which is going to cause weird weather if you
called the climate change then it wouldn't be as bad but for 15 year
s no one took it serious
because it's like it's cold it can't be global warming them all the rules
Alex them all the rules it's just like huh why are the hurricane
Seasons worse every year it's [ __ ] crazy dog my legs falling asleep blame out go man bear pig man bear [Music] pig look someone's over there
record you snoring dog you're fine what is this pinkhair lady you're safe telling you Jeff need a plan B
just in case like $85 at Walgreens wait what are you talking about they went up $85
that's
expensive remember back in the day they were $5 oh oh my leg is fully asleep the pins and
needles coming dog I can't feel my leg at all [Music] [Music] it's I hate you Conor making me think
about that water bed yeah frozen solid who left the windows open my bed's
Frozen oh God damn it nice to meet you too she she's going to join our Quest oh [Music] do I have a water bit oh [ __ ] yeah that's why OJ's [ __ ] home in
insurance is uh like $3,000 a month so I had to get like 17 roommat
es just so I could afford a water bed
that's what you're yeah and a bad back I wake up like the whole bed is shaking
[ __ ] ghost this a ghost I know it's a ghost keep waning to color tweaks tweak I knew it whoa tis do
you like te no no no it's nice furniture I bet parm's got a bunch of te [Music] furniture unpractical
with company well that hardly applies I am winning undefeated it's twice okay thanks what's going on with everyone's uh ear today Scarlet is it
the cold is that what it is O
got no pulling game oh I'm sure his pulling game is great his normal his his normal
game isn't good which explains the first part what is that joke I heard what was it what do you call it when uh neither gender
neither male or females like you it's called by yourself I think that's how it goes something
like that oh I'll be here couple more hours by yourself just leave hey what's up
Y2K it's called [Laughter] magician don't say that Oh's using trying
to use magic to pick up women exactly yo
u've heard worse mhm on this stream it's true have I tried Legos uh yeah I have a plethora of Legos it does not impress anyone
plethora chicks dig magic do they do they it's not true Trish time I was
over there yeah but you were in London lond are you from London you got to go
elsewhere yeah we went to Prague Keith got hit on not me yeah with a fist
[ __ ] [ __ ] why don't you choose me you got timed out were you tying
in all caps cuz if if you're tying in all caps the mubot times you out i
t's not us
it's not that's just how it works like sorry bud oh yeah if you're using the vernacular that
typically trolls use then then that happens too boat ride sweet did legs today did uh the good girls good
girl bad girls just good girls which one do so the problem is if you only do one of them then
you're making a judgment on which one's the good girl and the bad girl I I do I do both of them and
so then you can't you're not making uh judgments about you know I think I overdid it I know
I'm
going to be [ __ ] sore which one do you think is a good one which one do you think is a bad one
well you already know what the good one is it dep she join Jo the team all right safe a my Minecraft it's going good you don't even know what that is
tacos what the te what are you talking about tea for tacos oh dog you're
going to you're going to fall buddy you want to S no up he needs a heater
cuz he's always cold it's true attack wait I thought she joined the team oh
wait you have to se
lect your party yeah [ __ ] let's try the middle oh no [Music] damn [Music] wrong with you oh no it's like the wrong
one no I didn't oh I'm [ __ ] up now oo crit I think [ __ ] yeah just stand on the thing and then use
the triggers to right here no that move the light [Music] we do have to do like in time probably no no you went the wrong way
I can do it I can do it got it I got [Music] it solar powered ooh berri stinky sack his ass I can't attack him [Music] oh on the power of the Sun did
n
othing five damage did nothing it was stupid mole people mole [Music] people [Music] girl it's true no we can help if we can it's pickle Joe 27 months well
hello pickle Joe what the [Music] [ __ ] [Music] [Music] a what I look that up what you pulled that out of somebody's ear
I told you if you keep pissing me off I'm going to put spider eggs in ear
the [ __ ] does that even get in your ear well Frost how how does that get in your ear
it usually crawls in there when you're sleeping [Music] o
h God that's scary any insect SK ears I know
about any insect well luckily for me I sleep with a wrestling mask on to prevent [ __ ] like
that oh okay and anything go to my mouth my ears my ears and my nose anything I'm just a mesh
one just in case just an apeist outfit beekeeper suit we're here to help tell me what's going on maybe we could tone down the music a bit okay because I look for them every
night Frosty I make sure nobody I make sure there's nothing around
me and nobody gets to c
rawl in my ear moose will check he's very curious
what's inside people's ears at all times you going to start checking now my grandma always told me every time check
the bed for for what just in case there spiders or something so ever since then
she also rub an egg on you though so you can't list Grand true that is true this
sh's true oh it's true they gave you the eye so they have to rub a raw egg well you
put an egg on there and you have to put the egg like in you you put you put it like
you
rub it all over your body then you crack it on the little cup and you put the cup out yeah
yeah see yeah you don't want to talk about me no I always check my bed always my grandma's like hey check
your bed I don't want spiders here it's a real thing let pour salt into your holes what see what you got oh that one's good
O A minor smoke o that one's good too nah hey you should get bring that
chair over here and then I'll put him in the chair because this heavy ass
wants to sleep there yo
u go come here you [ __ ] heavy ass little [ __ ] okay
now lie [Music] down okay light down see it I'm not superstitious just a little stitious
little stitious it's not you being being suers stitious or little stitious you got check your
bed there's going to be bugs in there might be you never know no cuz I have a clean house and a clean
bed so I understand that but sometimes spiders are tricky bastards and they might sneak in they don't
crawl in your bed sheets man you don't know that that
's not they [ __ ] crawl everywhere bugs
we can't see bugs you can't see invisible bugs I don't know Nick is the one who brought them up
what are they Nick ghost bugs don't put that in my head no it's not unclean down buddy I know you're [Music] sleepy no yes OJ watch Arachnophobia I did if you
timeone take a shower you close your eyes you're like there's a [ __ ] spider
I know I know there's a spider there I was checked too I I always checked how do you
check you get a step stool in your [
__ ] shower no it's not that high like you just like look like
all looks good to me what was that was it um tell us from the [ __ ] or was it the other [Music]
one well this guy was super clean but then like all these cockroaches started coming up through
the faucet and everywhere and they were all over his bed hat was that creep show Creep Show I
think it was Creep Show cuz it was like one of those no moose wants to fall
asleep in someone's lap at all at all times's apartment I saw that
one recently on tub oh God so [ __ ] gross no creep no the older one it was
the older Creep Show I already did this uh yes love that movie the documentary yes it is unfortunately what's over here what
is this how do I move this not yet probably dog go to sleep do I have a fear of spiders in the toilet no snakes toilet snakes that a distant relative of the trouser snake [Music] I'm going Australia it's on my [Music] list going everywhere coming to a town near you maybe we can jump down right th
ere favorite kind of Barb sauce if you're doing
barbecue right you don't need sauce but if you're going to use some sort of sauce I think ones with
good acid content so like some of the vinegar or mustard based sauces I think if you're putting
sweet ketchup on your barbecue you're [ __ ] it up I did it for you you're welcome what do I get I mean barbecue sauce on things like chicken
nuggets chicken tenders like it sh can be delicious on other things but if I spend 16
hours smoking and I wan
t you to taste like the meat and the smoke and the technique
and the rub and then you cover it in sweet ketchup we're going to have problems cuz it's
like I could have just you hear that Flippy and Scarlet could have just given you some [ __ ]
dog food if you wanted to cover in in sweet catch [Music] up what do you mean right
about what what did I disagree on ghost bugs I got to fix that then don't worry I'll fix [Music] it [ __ ] Tim thanks
for joining us [Music] Tim who wants to fight I'm
ready for this is it let's go are you the Elder we've heard
a lot about you I am and you are that's none of your business we here
to [ __ ] [ __ ] up that's about it I still want to try Trish 's chips and chips
he says he makes the best chips and chips yep it's going to taste a little like fish
though they better not he fries he fries his chips and fish oil uh you better not t
time you said you make the best chips and chips yeah I saw the cocaine shark one oh you fry them in separate ones
see look at that oh that's nice see man of class he says we have to try them oh all I'll actually eat the fish
n you can have my Chien or my fish let's go upstairs first maybe we should see what kind of pies I like pies do your pies have jelly in them cream pies [ __ ] I make my own [Music] pies technology [Music] recharge no keep messing it up yeah I've got a bunch of Paul Hollywood
hand raised hot water crust pie recipes and normal crust doesn't have
all but I do like hot water um course p
ass [Music] you haven't why
haven't you uh tried the pink hair lady yeah forgot I found eggs rub it all over your party
members that's only if like it gets stared at oh only if they stare at you with the evil eye yes now you can crawl across
hug the wall I don't want to hug the wall I don't want to okay I don't want to I'm not wasting eggs it really works how long do you have to rub the eggs
against your body no just make sure you cover everything like all your head around then
just everyth
ing no not angry mechon tell them tell them about it tell them not crazy
what percentage of your days Spence rubbing eggs on your body what's only like people like
just like I don't know tell them no it's not a joke like people do this who said who said is
a joke they burn Sage yes uh they rub eggs all over each other you make it sound weird like
like everyone's all these Mexicans are in a room rubbing eggs on each other that's not how
it works no it's only the old grandma rubbing you with
eggs and then cracking it and leaving
it out well no no raw eggs you're not wrong that's heal no they're ignorant they
are they don't know they don't know any better the angry makes and leave look I I've
known about this for years but it's still [ __ ] weird it's like come here me ho time to
rub you with eggs it's like uh excuse me [ __ ] what they gave me the eye Alex they
were staring at me it's their fault that's just propaganda from Big Egg they just
wanted everyone to start wasting eg
gs but and be like you know if someone looks at
you you got to rub eggs all over your body [Music] oh no oh there nothing to do with the F show it's
supposed to be on my side man there a chest right there I can't get it though I got to get higher oh
here we go picking basket ooh eggs dairy we got a custard nothing here bit of muff for breakfast well damn all right I need something else yeah lowkey a lot of the times it's
just they're listening to the the Elder you know the Witch of the villa
ge someone who
actually made it to like 35 without dying and they're like oh we got to listen to her she's
very very wise and she's like uh rub burn that bush over there and then rub this uh chicken
period all over your face it's like what do we do after that it's like uh leave it in
a bowl for how long I I don't know leave me alone not how it works Alex it's not how it works [Music] oh you
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[Music] [ __ ] out of [Music] your Ziggy thank you so
much today one week
marks you gave up smoking tobacco for good nice it
could take 6 months to get pull out of your system so be strong now me I'm
going to continue smoking tobacco not cigarettes Pearl yeah do that throw it over there what the [ __ ] was [Music] that oh
he's screwed you real good yeah you [Music] [Music] did congrats zigy pack a day that sounds expensive [Music] $9 a pack [Music] jeez most expensive cigar I
smoked um [ __ ] I went to this place with [ __ ] godf fooot and the guy was
a dick [ __
] um Vegas yeah it was like $50 it totally not worth it I've had far
better cigars um in the Caribbean for far [Music] [Music] cheaper I like the
little cave monster though [Music] you have to be loaded to be able to smoke
a living potting or you just grow your own [Music] tobacco wow lot of how many packs are on a carton I don't know who 12 packs in carton
how do you know this [Music] unicorn save it a pack a day my honest opinion on 40K Rogue
trador so far um I mean it feels like an alca
t RPG and if you're in
the right mood for it it's a ton of fun oh you can't push yet oh nice apparently you can jump into a
big hole how do I change my team it here right I don't know at the
fire let's see what we can buy though cook rest that's it H can you go
to the screen then like your know the Y screen well I don't know then you hold
left bumper near the fire or order too she's not playable that's probably why too so the one that could the one
that could actually be his girlfriend thi
s's playing
hard to get that's okay that's cool damn [Music] I'm still on my playthrough of radue Trader
but we have played some together as Channel angry Joe's play we've streamed it a
few times uhoh there a lot of bad guys yeah [Music] all right big one let's [Music] go damn damn damn damn not bad [Music] though so this count as like the
um mandatory cave level that all these RPGs have [ __ ] but not filled the
zubats [ __ ] [ __ ] remember going to mount Moon run run away [ __ ] zubats g
ot to push it I can't push
it push it I haven't learned that yet your Senpai what do you want me
to teach you stim Pai got it stim Pai OJ's got a hentai Senpai sh secrets there we go we learned it I've never watched Yellowstone
no uh but yes someone told me that there's a dude with a beard but isn't
he small so it's like I look like a dude with a beard except for I don't
look like him at all because he's [Music] small what is it no they're ignorant ignorant best one ever if not friend why f
riend shaped though on cameras I look much shorter and
stockier me too toally the camera yeah oh what spitters and quitters the pulp is fiction flipping Some people prefer their OJ with uh never mind no OJ's 5'11 I'm 6 foot he's 5'11 that's the 72 that's pretty good come on
that was good how much more does he need he's a mini boss but now he looks drunk he does yeah these are Hawaiian mules
pineapple juice lime titos ginger beer I messed up on that one uh you better Nick 59 that's
cute I rem
ember when I was 5'9 it was all a dream I don't
know if it's a recognized mule form doc I just because I did the
uh sliders the Teriyaki sliders for yeah um for lunch I had all of
the pineapple juice that came in the can [Music] you so we've got our eyes on garl but so far he's he's still pretending
to be our friend what was it oh it's key OA hates people that wear glasses he told me it's true he like what's wrong with
you can't you [Laughter] [Music] see no they're ignorant that's ignorant
oh boss fight how's everyone
[ __ ] we need food you just pick some berries I guess you can't cook here
but can he use his skill outside of combat can he can he use nourish he should be able to well she could eat something glasses I can't
see without my glasses let's [Music] [Music] fight we got pulley thanks pulley summon oh that's funny you see stag bite is it check this out I'm Miss [Music] that quite a bit you're back you bring me anything don don you got any teak [Music] furniture [Musi
c] panty [Music]
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[Music] things give it to me I'm the best I will try to help you guys you no no no I can kill it I can kill it [Music] okay it's got 50 uhoh think they're back how'
they come back because is it time thing you attack you do some attacks
and you could bring them back skill baby hold a for power we saw attack attack the band you rented a BMWs you can legally
drive like an [ __ ] yeah you fancy can can you imagine being as useless as the dude
who insta
lls like turn indicators on a BMW like if you ever feel useless just remember
that that's a real job that someone's [Music] got then I'm pretty sure that
everyone at BMW they they turn the um the headlight when they install
them they turn them up just ever so slightly so it's just like hey you know
our [ __ ] xenon lights that blind you L shying to right in everyone else's eyes
it's like but but why and they're like cuz [Music] you should have healed yeah
nourish I got this if he dies he d
o but he does some of you will [Music] die that was enough it's got be my
buddy growing up his parents had a Lotus uh Eclipse I think it was an
eclipse only fit in it when he took the the roof off by K thank you was
fun little car but yeah very tiny I think Elise Elise it wasn't the exe I know
I know the one that it wasn't so yeah that one my buddy Dave wants won black game
through black black lotus for me cu magine nerds so now that you have the key
do you know where to go I think so damn
it did you touch
that yes okay Lotus scrotus huh I thought I could make that jump though [Music] no I did I thought I had to use it a frog according to PC games I think those are
the steam numbers CU I don't think Xbox re reveals their numbers I imagine most
people play it on Game Pass right cuz maybe I would how we looking not good nourish me [ __ ] the Healer heal me he can to have the other food what
that didn't do anything [ __ ] did you make the wrong guy eat it I did no the
I think t
he jam is for something else wait no no you can eat Jam I think
he has yeah he's got enough okay attack I haven't made Jam in a long time resisted I think I missed [Music] [Music] up [Music] what's the difference between jelly jam and jelling you want tell him jelly well culinarily speaking
I can tell you that not the the joke but culinarily speaking Jelly's made out of juice but the rest [Music] what oil you use rice brand [Music] oil oh are you so um are you
making Korean fried chicken pean
ut oil peanut oil or as some Savages call it groundnut oil but
peanut oil something with a high smoke point that's good for frying there's actually
a video that if I cared enough I would send you but you could look up um
there's actually a fascinating um chemical reaction that happens when you
first fry um oil so the very first thing you fry in oil will be the worst thing you
fry in that oil until that oil goes Ransom so take notes yeah it won't fry as crispy it
won't fry as brown on the v
ery first thing Chef steps did a uh they had a a chemist on and was like explaining the
actual process behind it very cool [Music] I did three so that should be everything what temp does it have
you doing the blanch fry and what temp does it have it doing the
Finish fry the same for both I I mean I don't you probably don't use
Imperial Freedom Units but it's like 375 I mean sometimes the crunch ones have
go up like for you would be what 200 C so it would be like what 185 first blanch
fry a
nd then 200 for the second yeah but not for Korean Fried Chicken Korean
Fried Chicken they do a much higher attemp you want to go the one in New York I can teach you Don what you want to know save it you're right you're right you can
definitely do online classes OJ did uh online Taekwondo I told you to keep this [ __ ] a secret son of a [ __ ] they mailed me in my black belt
it's this big do I make my own potato chips no there's no [ __ ] reason to make
potato chips at home I mean you can if
you already have like hot oil and you made other
things but I'd rather make fries or something else I made my own tortilla chips not too long
ago but that was for chicken tortilla soup but no it's things that are super cheap and easy and
convenient and taste good like just buy those things black Bell was an nft I think so I owned it oo Puzzle Time easy [Music] peasy there a do they have a good one I need the other one I don't think you do think [Music] so I need to do it a little higher and
then here perfect cooking streams win [ __ ] I don't want to do a stream
we need a most of my time cooking is me doing dishes and I don't want you
people watching me do dishes that's weird broken my port edited video Yeah edit
videos be better than streams I think yeah for sure just the highlights of [ __ ]
exploding what do I mean you people you know exactly what I mean by you people think live
life what's up OJ tenderizing everything I I mean I do I have a meat mallet I don't
really use
for anything I don't have one of those needlers a lot of people
in Texas use them for uh chicken fried [Music] steak oi has a sus veed chicken fried steak I do love chicken friend Sak malood I'm Jad it's country fried steak uh
what what are you talking about [Music] ah Philly cheese steak b
I made cheese steaks after the uh Eagles got absolutely [ __ ]
demolished last Sunday very good uh I know people call it country
fed sake I wasn't upset that they were calling it the wrong thing it's jus
t that
them them assuming that the the regional thing that they don't know is the wrong one D
was here it's like no that's ignorant that's ignorant it's like I think it's wrong when people call soda pop but it's like
whatever it's where you grew up soda is Coke what are you from uh
no you're you're in Chicago it's all the damn people in Georgia they call everything [Music] Coke hogy yeah kind every now and then used to see hogy like
hogy rolls you see Heroes really um really rarely [Music]
ooh uhoh that's new he's in his final form no we're not talking about Euro I'm talking about
like when people talk like hero sandwiches not the Greek gyros yeah this is on Game Pass ooh that was nice you think Browns are going to win yeah I think the Browns the Browns will make
the divisional round but I don't know like the Browns are going to have to
they have a tough road to the Super Bowl and I don't feel bad rooting for them since
their uh molester guy is injured and not playing [Music]
thanks [Music] bit my ass what are you mad about though molest thing I'm not the one who would
like told them to go molest those women dude's a creep but jokingly though he did
discover all these massas that did not have any licenses yeah so let me
look it up well I'll come back in three hours when you get done reading his case
File it's several dozen women that he was like threatening and blackmailing he's a
creep dude it's so much worse than Robert Craft the dude was making $32
million a
year was married and like instead was going on Instagram and
finding these girls without licensing going like I will ruin your career
unless you you know touch me down there yeah go Flo uh DeShaun Watson straight Tomahawk the name of science face and then the Browns gave
him a fully uh guaranteed contract you are very strong I am yeah good thing the NFL took action no the NFL doesn't
care as long as you're good it's true uh Nick sain retiring absolutely makes
sense P Carroll being forced t
o retire sucks everyone um but and then bellich being moved
kind of makes sense now all we need is Mike McCarthy to get fired right yeah that's not
happening then we'll get a better Coach Nick saan wants to quit because college football's
a [ __ ] joke and that's the truth he knows it everyone who's like paying attention knows it
so but everyone's like Ah that's great we get to watch this game it's like but these kids are
crippling themselves and that one's making $10 million a year even th
ough he's a student and then
everyone else on the team doesn't make anything and think cream hunt gun trouble too
Tyreek Hill r r the Tyreek everyone forgetting about Tyreek Hill is wild
like that's how you know how fast that guy is like you have to be so good at
football for people to forget what you [Music] did totally yeah I like you get out of here
[Music] creep Rocky's not a monster look at her it's a [Music] he for a while
I wanted a teu it's like a real big real big lizard they're a
lmost like English
bulog size lizards ah cuz they're cool it's creepy look at us a couple of Heroes restoring the town what games does OJ like the best usually the
dating ones yeah there's one um what's it called go on Dat sex with Hitler oh [ __ ] I actually
got a date Super S producer terrible [ __ ] terrible did you ever watch the man who
killed Hitler and then Bigfoot yes you you seen it the guy with the big ass mus
[Music] yes I thought it was going to be better what about hobo with a
shotgun you've seen
that oh yeah that's great that's [Music] great [Music] yeah Sam is great yay you did it
you are the best what do I get what's my [ __ ] prize they're going to give you some like
mole woman you get to marry my dad I was like no power jelly yes you should look up our review
yeah we watched it we liked it it's really good I mean it's [ __ ] it's a it's wild and out
of control towards the end where it doesn't even make any sense but as long as long as you're
like this is li
ke the retelling of folk totally amazing the bong of death I've seen evil
bong many I've seen bong of death and evil bong to and then evil bong versus Ginger
dead man they made two of them I thought yeah we hate them they tricks us oh
we hate them love from Germany thank you uh zaor Germany I love Germany
what's evil bong it is uh look it up it's a movie it's a movie look up
evil bong movie and then Ginger dead man might even be in Tavern let's try that lift what do we put in OJ's teeth uh
we had uh oilbased makeup non-toxic makes I hope so I
looked at the package it was like we can just make him eat a bunch of Oreos
between takes but then it's totally would have I thought I fixed [Music] pump you probably didn't have like the dad oh no I left too soon [ __ ] maybe I
go back up would you rate this game so far typically we don't don't Dynamite
I don't think personally like on a philosophical level I think raing games
before you're done playing them is not a good habit to get i
nto there's a bit of
like a self-fulfilling prophecy thing and then people get stuck and just so far
I'm enjoying it I think this is sweet I like this the style of like Chrono Trigger
early Final Fantasy type game out of 10 but no rating whoa girl can I Panda can I no way it's a [ __ ] Dragon there's a apparently a
good Android port for Chrono Trigger [Music] we oh we knew we hated Gollum half an hour in
but I don't know if I was ready to give it a score get some [ __ ] trash you know I can
tell this is a fantasy game
cuz there's Coral here that's not all bleached and dead [Music] coral be going you don't [ __ ] up [Music] [Music] now how does that hurt me he
dropped me in water grab it have you ever been dropped in the water
it didn't look that high though I mean it's you know it's supposed to be real
high let's say he dropped you from 90 [Music] ft it's like anything under 75 ft you're probably
going to be okay we did cliff diving at 80 ft and it hurt but no one broke anyth
ing so it was good I
did that [ __ ] it's [ __ ] scary I hate it where' you do it um we're going down uh 6 620 6 Street
no 62 but Lake Travis going that way [ __ ] hated [Music] it how do I get that apparently it's
like New Game Plus [ __ ] I hate that give it to me now it's my money I
want it now let's fight oh JG Wentworth [Music] [Music] [Music] no D the big gay he would die that's okay she's got her damn it she doesn't have power
one normal attack she'll get it but you may be dead how I
drop I don't want [Music] hello
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[Music] dragon [Music] 420 bro [Music] [Music] games I like the most RPGs
where's the Halo trailer reaction I didn't we already do a Halo trailer reaction
like a couple weeks ago we typically don't do multiple trailer reactions for like the
same show if we've already done one for the show um I got you get the be [Music] bubble time don't kill her I need her [Music] uhoh oh she's almost [Music] dead do we usually skip the plan of the
eight
movies have you guys ever done plan of the eight movies I've never done one with them no
don't I don't think we're skipping this next one I'll probably have to be caught up on [Music] [Music] previous I need more Jean rotenberry is going to have a floating tomb
that seems very Gan Rod Mar so that's [Music] cool well it's orbiting the moon for now [Music] so yeah seems like a waste
of energy when I'm dead just throw me in the trash in the trash mhm got it this
where Frank wants to go t
hat's that's [ __ ] Frank no I want to go over there yeah man you could power
two people with one of my kidneys let go all the way [Music] back a viking funeral or a biking funeral biking funeral sounds horrible
I don't want anyone to exercise um I have a bunch of people like Lo there do
I see my father low there do I see my mothers and my [Music] brothers and then you light
everyone I know on fire and my stuff nope I heard uh biking fural I'm going to get a
tangent bike and put you in the
back and I'm going ride around town yeah and just
hope I don't lean yeah to me like we can [Music] birdies you better cuz if you don't I
told you I will haunt you damn it what I do to [Music] you you thank [Music] you electric bikes now you want one we'll sell
one of your boats you got like 30 of them I used to have a tandem bike they're really hard to uh
to ride especially if the person on the back is drunk that was [Music] bad terrible [Music] pairing up [Music]
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[Music] thund nve [Music] [Music] oo you don't ever use any of those gills what the special uh no it's the the ones where
you do them together oh the combo sometimes sometimes [ __ ] your [ __ ] up a lot of them you didn't
heal don't need to heal when you got skill don't miss now now now damn Frederick's [Music] bird D Dam ah bring clipse is talking some [ __ ] feel
like you haven't played an old RPG ever in your life you son of a [ __ ] beef roast to get I mean it depends on
like the size a
nd the shape of the roast um I mean if you got a probe thermometer
you can put it in there like a large roast is going to increase in temp which end
dead center yeah but it's going to go up like 7 to 10 degrees and it depends
on like what temp you want your beef at but if like you want that beef like 100
and like low 120s mid 120s and it'll come out you know medium rare it depends
on like what temp you want to come [Music] out guys two eye patches you know
he's cool what is that that's wei
rd yeah 350 is totally fine I mean 200 I mean if you're going for like the
reverse there you can leave it in it just depends on how much time you have you could reverse here
leaving at a super low tempo oven wait till the center gets to again like 120 and then crank the
temp and try to develop a little bit of a [Music] [Music] crust [Music] I'm start stealing shit's letting people do body shots on
him what said have a drink on me [Music] gross I'm cooking a big beef roast tomorrow
but I'm g
oing to cook it Sid when I'm at work and then I will sear the [ __ ] out of want at
home what do you mean we're going to be here here yes you sure yes positive oh well we got
to go over there do film and then looks like you're having some beef roast tomorrow coming
over here oh okay well we're having beef froze for dinner so we'll be back tomorrow with some
more Adventures never miss we're going to have I think I'm doing mashed potatoes they're not
going to be good for you but the beef will
be nice and lean and mashed potatoes are delicious
the worse they are for me the better they're going to be bad for you what do you mean how much milk
are you putting I don't put any milk in them oh milk and cheese no cheese then why are they're
going to be bad for me they're going to be 40% butter oh that's okay I can handle it I've
been working now going to the gym okay I can get a little CL a little bit of my otter no cream
just butter mil carry gold butter St Crow [Music] HH I don't I
don't know why I just want like
when I went to the store I was like I want that hunk of beef and I want it covered in
like horseradish on the well on the side chips a Hoy there I mean OJ eventually is going to be able to bounce his boobies
it's true without moving your hands [Music] [Music] oh I don't like this guy [Music] OJ what what do you mean it'll be
on the side he doesn't have to eat [Music] it you did you didn't Rock pin 78 months good again veg with
the roast no I don't have any pl
ans to maybe we'll see I'd have to go back
to the store I have a bunch of bok choy that I'm going to do tonight so I don't
think there's going to be veggies Mar choy the [ __ ] has cleared out my sinuses
super spicy did you think these were that spicy a little bit a little bit not a lot
I can handle it my body can't my body's [Music] weak I did do the last D I was
sweating I was glistening I wasn't sweating go all Captain weak um weren't you the one dying
Scarlet from the last stab if I re
member correctly and little Nitro [Music] let's save [Music] onward Chip's rough the chip is
the roughest one to eat [Music] what do you have you guys
doing dabs [Music] intense nothing good what' you do find something in your [Music] cut talk about the last dab
it's a hot sauce but I was making a weed joke oh a small joke just a weed joke I want to get some cooler stuff
what do you [Music] got [Music] what you clean your clothes in on the beach
I mean Beach water's cleaner than some what [
Music] how much you going to charge [Music] me how long do I typically Su to roast
uh this is a chuck roast so 24 to 36 hours I'm probably going to do like like 1:35
probably 24 [Music] hours where the [ __ ] is go like it's super tender but it
also has an amazing beef flavor because it's from the Chuck Primal so
it's like you know standard rast beef where you're like oh this is rast beef
but like mine's going to taste so much beefier [Music] [Music] Goro can you I think so [Music] yeah yea
h it just means from the front shoulder 48 Hours SUV brisket
recently pretty amazing what' you do 155 hello doggo how are you I need a map [Music] power belt nice you can give it to
her already gave her no [ __ ] but you're already wearing a power belt
let me see if this one's better damn same sure he has maybe I give it to well I got
to find garl brisket is one cut you haven't even attempted to make so that's the secret about
brisket Farm briskets actually two cuts you're talking about cow
booby and I'm not talking
about UD I'm talking about like pectoral and abdominals and so it's like why you don't
have to start off with both simultaneously it's really really tough to cook because turns
out abs and pecs not they don't cook the same now if you get brisket points and just do the
fatty ends bulletproof hard to [ __ ] up oh damn it that's the secret and you know honestly
do you want you know what they call the flat they call it dry brisket you want dry brisket or
do you want
moist moist ex moist anxious tender flesh and that's the part everyone [Applause] wants I found gold greasy
how dare you oh no this is going to be loot box you paid five gold to find two gold
okay so there's an empty one it's the middle one do you spray the meat you spray the meat if
it looks like it's drying out on the outside so it just depends on like the temp of your smoker
if you're going hot and fast if you go hot and fast on a brisket you're going to need to
spray it more often becau
se it could just dry out um but it tons in so many things
yeah I made it up made up for it like you could trim your brisket wrong like you actually
need to know basics of air uh aerodynamics when you're talking about the direction of the air
flow that that's coming out because if there's like hunks where like it's hitting and it's
not flowing over it those parts are going to burn and dry out so you have to like it's
too much man it's a complicated [ __ ] is easy you spray your meat all the
time with what sinner probably not vinegar oh no you did a tomahawk once I like
tomahawks how was it was it good don't lie was the part next to the bone too rare cuz I find
people do that all the time they're like oh it's perfect medium rare and they get that part the
part next to the Bone it's like oh this is almost raw I can tottally make pizza super easy of course tomw over price you're paying for a bone [Music] you seen G [ __ ] is G he's in the tavern where
you were okay trying to find
more loot though [Music] oh any more secrets garlic rosemary and massages you're massaging your meat yeah take it with me whenever I go to
the gym go to the spa together it's very relaxing you could probably cook a steak in
those steam rooms cuz you know they have the Hot Rocks you pour the water on you just like
it'd be gross oh yeah a lot of man [ __ ] around here how many cups of carry gold are you
throwing in your potatoes I measure out the the weight of the potatoes and
then I try to
make sure that the buy weight it's anywhere from like 33
to 45% butter 69 no actually it's 93 O come on can I do it again
spin again spin again he wants to sit in your lap come here pick a number 40 40 come on come on we lose again this placees this game [Music] no you don't need a whole Costco
pack of carry gold but look it's special occasion potatoes I'm not telling you eat them
every week you would die but and the special occasion is it's Friday and I wanted them it's
nice when you can j
ust be like you know what why not a is I know your potatoes are called Maris
Piper potatoes and you stole them from my people borrow been here already yes
yes I have I'm lost I need a [Music] map [Music] we do Tris we [Music] do actually I think you can blame uh a
Frenchman for the popularization I think he was like locked into a basement
and you have nothing but potatoes to eat and you prove that you could
subsist entirely off potatoes because people were kind of like they were
worried ab
out it being like a staple [Music] crop out of nowhere yeah Lima
has like some of the best restaurants in uh the world right [Music] now it's
such a cool food town because you have all of the you know the the amazing
ingredients but then you have all of these Chinese immigrants and Japanese
immigrants and like amazing amazing ingredients like you like Ceviche go to Peru let's go oh once a year I get some Italian dude really
mad at me about that when they're like no it's Italian it's like it
's it's really not and
then once a year uh usually someone from like India that's like no Chili's have always been
here it's like no they haven't shut [Music] up look the new world [ __ ] everything
up like a lot of stuff but we gave the world tobacco we gave the world potatoes and
tomatoes chilies and corn some types of [Music] beans one two a three he's cheating he wants you want my food he's like let
me lick your face let him lick your face [Music] no well you cheated [ __ ] love avocado
[Music] Anon you say well avocado kind of
roughly is a bastardization of a testicle sort of [Music] a powerful token what are
some foods I don't like rotten Foods I don't like um I don't like raw chicken and I'm being serious
about that I actually had chicken Su Huma holy [Music] [ __ ] mon thank you so much 10 gifted
Subs yeah you're never going to get it that's so sad he was so happy he's getting Superman stuff
it's just not going to be Henry stuff oh no uh I've had durian that's good th
ere's a durian
in sugar syrup um that was actually pretty okay like some of the fresh stuff was rough in uh
Vietnam but they they had places that served it that was pretty good puvan dishes ciche L
Satan love the garlic beef Hearts uh we were just talking about aose chaa and like
it's the appr provian fried rice yeah um how'd you get it flippy yeah the the garlicky beef
Arts that are just like Char [Music] grilled [Music] have a good one bye-bye copper wheel make you play a game yes hey you
can play the game I'm going
eat don't eat your burger [Music] [Music] yes con cich for ojan I mean
I do constantly call him a con sucker no not con I mean how chewy is
it do you get Ling down there parm Ling makes great Ceviche I mean of course
things like Snapper and and Seabass but [Music] for no moose likes the chair he just wants to take a bye to the Burger where did this
lady say that she the wizard lab was that's a good question [Music] I mean we don't feed
most human food [Music] r
eally much to his [Music] dismay you need that this burger
recipe man it's is lazy as [ __ ] it's like the greatest thing when we do Lands I would
make these all the time because I could do one like teriyaki with pineapple I could do
one barbecue bacon with onion straws I could do one classic American with like mustard
ketchup and pickle and I wouldn't have to do [ __ ] ever tried any Serbian Balan food man
every season is bulkan season for me no no all right but yes I've had serban and bul
en food I did grow up in a a house with lots of
cooking I had a Chinese Peruvian grandmother that lived with us when I was growing up and
she did a lot of cooking and you know grew up poor in Peru so uh there was like oh we made
something we're going to eat this leftover nine different ways for you know as many weeks
as you possibly could so it was a lot of like open up the pantry and figure out what
we can make out of what we [Music] have but my dad Cooks my mom cooks my brother uh cooked
professionally for a while I think he actually I don't know what he's doing he may be but he
was I have I think my sister doesn't cook at all watch my food I'm going get some more ice you
want some more ice in the thing I'll bring some yeah will you stop throwing
moose don't blame another dog he's guilty of many crimes but that wasn't one of them what does OJ cook for me what have you
cooked for me nothing I don't like anything [Music] yet I don't know Don either me or my brother I
would t
hink but I don't know like like it's like I I view it the same way I view it with Johnny I
don't you guys Johnny used to come and chat all the time Johnny's a buddy of mine um but he was
a professional chef for a while and like it's not like who cooked something the best it's like who
wants to cook today and it's like man it doesn't matter what you're making I'm going to eat it
johnny makes some great stuff I make some great stuff uh my brother and I probably
similarish personality I'm bigg
er like I'm bigger and broader I think
he's short he's like 6 foot I don't know I [ __ ] I actually don't know
I have no idea how tall my brother is but he's probably like I
don't even know how much he weighs how long we going to keep
playing I don't [ __ ] know until we find out where this Wizard's lab is
someone needs to tell me where this lab is oh my family's great like I'm so
lucky to have the the parents that I do because they're just cool people
that you like want to have beers wit
h is our map I don't think so outside of the outside to the north provans are not tall uh they're
Barrel chested like some of my like Peruvian relatives they're short but like
wide people because you know the ancestors grew up way up in the mountains and
they needed all the extra oxygen so I got the broad from them and then the
tall from the other side of the [Music] family [Music] for you're proving gri of the I mean this is true I mean people get altitude poisoning when
they go to like th
ey land in Peru and go to Machu Pichu most of the food is natural no
pesticides yeah but you're filled with microplastics just like us every day I
read a new report and they're like hey we found microplastics in this it's
like oh that's terrifying I'm full of metal with all the Tyson chicken I
ate oh yeah full of metal no I'm not perian I'm glass from his floro pizza I
can't wait for that those videos to get posted there's also Black Bush I mean
there's a ton of stuff there's um I try the
Private Stock gentleman's Jack thank you [Music] sir more cooking no you don't
need that it's bad bad it's very bad okay so that's how you
climb that's how you throw [Music] stuff do they have a PC fixer Sim I'll try it [Music] that be is back yeah it's start it's
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[Music] [ __ ] come on XX it doesn't
work get your [ __ ] together Xbox ooh green Crystal Light from different crystals are any of those healing crystals it's a thing Alex it's a thing
do I have to put
something in the hole do I have do I have to like do open the
menu to put it in the hole you have to put crystals in your butt so you could
align your uh oh I see align your your energy did hit a on it what about the right one I thought that one looked like it
was full already cuz there was a thing in it no you did it see you did it too it's
stupid how do you undo it press start I did did you got back got back out there
you go all right skills what skills do I have okay we'll kill the one a
ttacking first let it go too too late oh you have it's a
timing thing as soon as it gets big Let It Go oh interesting War loving hippie
what button do I hit to deflect hey okay the next one is probably going to be
Caris hell Caris hell but again I don't want to do it every week or every
month sprinkle it from time to time [Music] sprinkles [Music] okay Miami Connection start I'm sweating the pineapples are
spicy spicy pineapples spicy pineapples Oho child it is done I was thinking about goi
ng but I don't think I I have to see I don't think
I'm going though what Mega [Music] con [Music] no yeah we shall see Anakin's going to be there huh Anakin oh no Alex cancelled son
of a [ __ ] why did you cancel cancel what I'll make Mega con
oh him cancelled guest Jonathan Franks well he's not going to be there now Michael J fox is goingon
to be there Christopher Lloyd Leah Thompson Eli Roth Wallace
Sha daam Presley had a huge crush on her Jeff Ward Jason Isaac oh you and McGregor Tom mso
n William Shatner the shat Gina
Coran despacito is going to be there do we [Music] fony oh Esposito said desposito
close enough Danny Trio it's a guy who gave you a hug yeah it was so [ __ ] weird like I just
don't know what it was cool OJ and I were at an event like so many years ago and uh KO Caitlyn
or was it KO I think it so the Carrie elways who was in Princess Bride and um he was in Saw
he's been in a bunch of stuff he's awesome but he walks up and he's like oh my God it's been
so lo
ng and gives me a big old hug and I was just like oh and he's like it's so great to see
you I got to go I was like oh it's great to see you and then I walked away so I was like I don't
know why this guy hugged me but interesting story though see you did it again robit menes yes oh
whe Bo it's a lot of people Randy Quaid Jason Lee Keith Davis Welcome to
Hell [ __ ] Rose McGaw had a crush on her too Alissa Milano had a crush on her too yep that's a lot of people
[ __ ] know I got to see I got
to see he thought you were Andre are you we're playing Ready or Not nah I
I don't necessarily care too much about ready or not I don't hear enough good things
to like go and give it a shot maybe we'll see should I go fight those
things [ __ ] yeah get that XP baby uh I don't know actually I don't do not know [Music] [Music] of course I will Dawn hasn't been used has [Music] it Conor is that sarcasm no he
definitely would not have fun God damn it Don I'm eating you make me choke that was a g
ood one that's nasty man that's
just how [ __ ] Works funny guy you're a funny guy yes it was amazing movie look at it
look at the graphics on it now it holds up I always compare that movie and Jurassic
Park check out those Graphics those are the ones that you compare you yes check out
those Graphics man mindblowing [Music] it's got Pierce right I think it's got [Music] Pierce ooh a new hole to plunder spaghetti
man spaghetti man's great the way he got his powers is probably how I I'll
get
my Powers radioactive spaghetti yeah he used a microwave and then he
started chewing spaghetti from his hands [Music] you could
have kept going they stopped you the the radioactive foot oh that's
slingshot cop oh slingshot cop yeah they filmed that like their backyard you
can tell it was in the worst movie we saw though which one would you pick
from those two the AP one or slingshot cop I'm not saying it masterpieces like which
one you grave or grade a point above like one ape gets higher
A Higher One okay cop cop c
o X-Man didn't they have like a TV show about that I saw sinister sinister Squad is B supposed to be like um Suicide Squad
but not as good as a second one big champ nah it's more work Squad not squat suicide Squatch I did
some squats this morning [ __ ] was not fun hey what up Coco I do have an
electric kettle how are you doing wait is it a bad thing I've got electric
kettle sometimes you just want hot water for tea I bought one for Jacob he
drinks a lot of tea
gotten that for Christmas [ __ ] hate squats Scarlet um the gym I'm going
to now has that the hip Thruster one so I got to get on that trying to
maximize my glutes baby oh that thing yeah um it is uh water I'm doing dry
January you're so full of [ __ ] it is a dry martini we were doing uh pineapple
mules pineapple juice lime juice little vodka you didn't believe me for one second
God damn it yeah I was doing the hip thrusters put 45 on there started off a little light
shit's hard hit thru
sters yeah okay I will friendship I got to get used to the machine
though trying to get used to the machine they have the other one that I like too
though it's like a chain you put around your belt and just doing squads instead of
your back I've never seen that one before no I don't think I will Connor don't think I will
there's a standing donkey kick one that's not so bad yeah the Cyprus one has it [Music] oh that's bad oh they're suicide [Music] ones this one oh I've never seen that one be
fore yeah
instead of putting in the [ __ ] bar on your back I like that one better um pretty strong
Samurai pretty strong did a couple of sets my leg cowls are amazing Don Time by UFC zero St by KFC no Don has tickets for UFC not KFC I did I was stretching [Music] afterwards what motivates uh there's
nothing like motivating about the gym it's just like if you want to eat food
that I like to eat you have to [Music] go I'm just trying not to be fat man so so and
uh my diet's terrible so somet
hing's got to [Music] give running disgusting I'll do the elliptical
but I won't do much more than that [Music] right here least something see I hate that button I'm losing weight I'm at wait myself yesterday at 157 that's how you get chat on your side
you tell them oh I just keep losing weight like crazy no I'm busting my ass I've been
busting my ass I've been going nonstop for months months oh these are completely
magic resistant why don't you tell me I was not like I was trying to get to
170 I was
at 165 usually look at the old videos you see my thickness oh especially that uh the one where
it's you um trying to get will to pay you for pru [Music] yeah uh I'm trying to get in real
good shape this year I'm about to launch my only fans so keep an eye out for that it's going
to be working out with OJ in the nude time for some squat boys magic attack physical attack
mag physical for this one lady is Magic and Mana hit points magic defense physical
defense let's do Mana one Man
a yes non interested sorry that's okay if
you need some more C tips so you have to subscribe creatine uh it's found in a lot
of uh meat it's type of protein amino acid and some people take it CU it can add uh
more water directly into the muscle that your muscles hold on to more water um which
can actually help you get less hung over um but AIDS in recovery it's not like a steroid
or anything like that it's just like it's in your food too oops I didn't want to jump
there but this works will
I put black bars over my chest in those videos depends on how
much you pay the more you pay the black Parts disappear that's what I was trying
to go to brain but any I don't need enough any drawbacks I mean most of the
the creatine people are taking in they just pee out anyway your body's
making enough of it anyway um yeah inde so I probably wouldn't though
I want to keep whatever dignity I have left yeah all those steroids cost money you
want to be big like the liver King what was he spe
nding a month he's like $10,000
a month yeah [ __ ] ridiculous but that was like HDH and steroids I mean that that
stuff's insane first of all shut your mouth zero you shut your mouth what did I pick
up [Music] from I get some item I got a red Crystal 32 now well happy birthday
man do you want anything fun this weekend you ancient [ __ ] shut up Conor [Music] [ __ ] oh it's just for the camera we fight
every time the camera goes off we fight I'd take off my shirt throw some oil on myself I
was
like let's [ __ ] go Turkish oil wrestling all day every day you should see the scratch marks I have
fight's dirty man it's true so this a fishing mini [Music] game yeah I just got to watch that whenever he
swings he does his wide swings so I have to wait for that takes a while for him s swing again
so I got some time he's got the power I got the [Music] speed you say that fox I catch all these real quick don't have to worry about them anymore [Music] I
think you're cheating I think you
're your Line's stronger than mine I guess I
didn't even see any tension on that it's [ __ ] P Don are you trying to sell your Billy Blanks tape to flippy tyo [Music] yep you get
strong like me in five easy steps P my video we're going to be eating fish
forever it's a good thing I love trout he's a br so what is it half [Music] off see you tomorrow man all right
good fish come on I have a good [Music] one I got a watch oo this one actually will make
you microwaving nude with OG yes I am be
I'm going put some cheese in
the microwave he like oh my God this cheese is so hot I hope I don't
spill it all over my body then then we go to the Burn Unit oh God it was a big
mistake Alex [Music] y my chest is on fire see you later Scarlet [ __ ] went this
morning it's not as packed as it usually is manscape my chest Nick I
don't have a hairy chest he has nothing on his chest yeah look at
the Boulder's Gate smooth all the way down melted cheese does not cool off as fast as
melt melted w
ax don't ask me how I know that's gross we're playing this game pass where it
is for free yeah it's a pretty good game oh I should have saved it I think I might buy
this do you wipe down the equipment before you use it before and after cuz I think
people are [ __ ] gross but I don't need sweat on me and so I'll get there I've got a a
fresh paper towel with spray on it and I wipe it down and let it dry and then I use it and
then I wipe it down and people are gross back it only takes one time
where
you like use a machine and all of a sudden you're like I don't
remember and then you're like oh the back of my hair has gel in it
now gross where you're like never again these people are disgusting oh yeah what is it maybe
the coin isn't there don't touch it F that was delicious by the way so
good thank you sir mhm is this a fart demon I need you to attack him all
right and we if it's methane fire attacks oh oh damn it that was going to get bigger who
gels up for the gym I mean the
re's a lot of people you know you go to the gym everyone's all dled
up come on oh yeah but those are the people that are at the gym for not workout purposes it's just
like lady you got fake eyelashes in you're at the gym uh I can tell Don I don't even go to the gym
with OJ Tris true I asked him he said [ __ ] off AJ had a bad experience at the
gym apparently cuz we friends are dicks Deon oh deon's a dick Devon was making
fun of him one that's that's sus I like come on but that was like when
we were like wait like [ __ ] 10 10 10 years ago oh 10
years ago so you're still almost 40 no you know 10 years ago
2003 it's like no no no oh [Music] can't time that what did you [Music] do what did you do later Anthony I it makes more only three you started listening to us when
we were you were six yeah makes sense G oh no Oh I thought that was going
to hurt way more than I did I'm glad you like the riew Avatar was
better than I thought but it still was off game hello it's me Mario I mea
n a Mario
hey we going to uh how you say Make It thisis Go kid been with us 82 months this is the 10th year on
Twitch 16 on YouTube but this is the 10th year on Twitch we have
some people at 119 months right now just going to have to go basic attacks uh I have no idea how long I've
been here I was like I would just hang out on Wednesdays sometimes for board games
cuz that's what they brought me around for board games and then it's like hey do you
want to go see a movie it's like okay but l
ike officially like 5 years maybe well
but unofficially longer than that I don't know nice liy see you later we did [Music] it I keep you posted flippy see what happens you did it o o you did it you did a great job do we touch it game's been pretty
easy like we're remove it we're kind of [ __ ] around REM no go talk to the
pirate I think unless you want to keep these crystals maybe you can sell them later
like I don't know can I if you're done in here yeah gaming as a job improving your life
in ways it weren't possible no no really I mean people I don't know I have people
have all sorts of opinions on the job we have without knowing anything about the job we
have I hear it all the time it's just like oh no it is nowhere near it's like oh you guys
work like two hours a day and then you put out a video and then you're done it's like
oh that's what we do oh crazy bro how did you know it's so cool and you guys have so much
money it's like we do when does that show up and then so
what you see on uh the Youtube yeah
it's just a lot more admin stuff than people think and it's not like it's not miserable
I'm not trying to complain I'm just saying that most people their idea of what we do
they're you know just for videos it's like four hours for every hour of content you see
but then there's stuff that we got to do like the I mean admin emails sponsors twitch YouTube
it's like it's it's a lot of stuff it's a lot of stuff when would I buy my first Lamborghini how
much y
our kidneys going for [ __ ] I don't have like you'd have to sell a bunch of kidneys like
not you don't have enough now what you can do is you can sell half your liver cuz your liver will
regenerate so I think if we start now and we sell half how long would it take only a couple only
a couple years so if we start now in like six seven 8 years we probably could sell enough liver
Hales to buy half of a Lamborghini if we split it everything Trish time no if you
cut a kidney in half it doesn't
regrow itself like a liver you
cut in half and it just comes back [Music] yay no way so real
pirates Jesus Christ three mil no thank you again I can't even
afford to look at Star Citizen yeah your boat is huge I can't wait to see
the kitchen no if you have have a liver you should not be drinking I I know this cuz
I actually had uh I worked for a guy that needed a liver transplant and so like we learned
all about his plight this is my ship it's a nice ship I don't want a super car N I
like
old cars not new cars me too I wouldn't even rent it who who am
I trying to impress I'm not going to fit in a [ __ ] Lam borghini are you
kidding me I'm not trying to impress anyone see I don't like trucks I've never been
a truck guy I like well that's not true there's some like you have a truck come on over
got to move some [ __ ] yeah late 1930s early 1940s Ford and Chevy trucks that I like
but I like them because they're they're old I'm trying to press females nah [ __ ] that I'm
conte
nt not getting yelled at for doing stupid [ __ ] 1970 f215 nice no not yet Dozer not yet hatchbacks yeah they old hatchbacks the problem with old cars is they take
a lot of money to constantly keep them running and then you have to deal with the people that's the
that's the part that is the worst where someone is like oh you got one of those well my dad's
brother's cousins got one and it's like so much cooler I don't even know why they would you'd have
one that you have but like yeah this gu
y that's completely unrelated to me has a much cooler car
than you it's like oh cool that's cool man [Music] cool G gorl needs an eye patch if his eyes is he
needs a pirate like the other one has two what Kenneth whatever and a pig leg yeah he's
got two [ __ ] eye patches give garl [Music] one just follow the kiss rule what which
kiss rule don't kiss crazies crazies are fun that's what we've been
training for we got this [Music] G Trish some people just live
their lives a quarter mile at a
time you wouldn't understand it's about family what part of Texas CU
it's pretty different [Music] yeah like the band KISS some people
just want to rock and roll all night and party every day oh no the Ghost Ship [Music] sweet The Flying [Music] Dutchman all
these people want to eat mole I love mole ah mole skeletons and ghosts a skeleton
what would you rather fight a ghost or skeleton let's just say that both of them
exist I mean I know a skeleton exists but you're talking about an animat
ed you know
magic skeleton I probably probably skeleton yeah probably yeah that's the right choice and
they do exists yeah Samurai parmesan wants to eat uh a mole it's real gross it's weird skeleton
every day parm there's this cool uh you make um a a red mole and then you leave it simmering for
like a long time like two two days but you save some of the red moly from when you made it
and then you put it in the fridge and then when you serve it it's mostly black Mo like
the the really reduc
ed stuff on the outside and you pour some of the the less reduced
stuff in the center which just a big pile of tortillas delicious a l s black m is really good red
mole is much easier to make make and then green is super super easy we made it where are my moly books I got
three moly books down there the orange one the what the [ __ ] meican what you got the big ass
chocolate oh yeah that's Jesus Christ he's got 1,000 chocolate baking and dessert recipes
1,000 hell yeah that's too much choco
late man that's not too much chocolate it is too much
chocolate that's that's just enough chocolate oh God no such thing yes there is have a 10p part series two much goddamn
chocolate look our people gave the world chocolate I like chocolate I I really do those
evil Europeans didn't have it we gave it to them hello doggo how are you
it's been postpone loaded yeah no one likes Hershey's chocolate
not not a single [ __ ] person Connor can't wait to [ __ ] see
you godd damn it I hate you I ha
te you avertising yeah let's go what's this onions it would be in the haunted
place ghost drink some me we save here are we yeah what's worse Russell Stover Russell Stover
isn't that bad it's just it's just cheap and easy like there no one eats like a whole Russell
stoer lasagna and goes like I'm going to have a gourmet meal it like gets the job done there's
some Hershey's chocolate that you eat and you're like I don't like this flavor like this is
actively aggressively bad so don't tell my
while let's [Music] fight craving beef stroganov I like Str enough what's up got damn it so that's a ghost Fox no clue actually no let's give it to her oh yeah baby supercharged yeah this game is
really [Music] easy I wish it was more difficult but it's [ __ ] hard Alex you just don't get it I mean lasagna is one of those things that
you can order at a restaurant because like a good lasagna can take you four five hours great googly
mly you can make a a cheater you're a quick one much faster
but like if you're like really trying
to impress someone I'm talking about long [ __ ] time well I want big ziti you're
still hungry no not not now I'm full 3 days to make your grandma's pasta
sauce man your grandma is [ __ ] around in the kitchen cuz I love think impasta sauce
takes a long time but that's just [ __ ] around she's like Grandma I want tomato
sauce she's like uh yeah it'll be done in 3 days don't bother me and she just
like goes and pours herself a glass of wine damn it oh s
auce Alchemy looking for it's a little monster
up here no okay he's barking and took off she would grow the tomatoes oh he's running around here somewhere
now that the sliders are gone he's gone yeah is game is included with Game
Pass is how we're playing [Music] it stealer stuff no one's looking this is going to do what oo so we have to find
another painting and have it apologize applesauce brownies app sa brownies aren't so bad I've had some
disgusting looking avocado brownies I mean they
were they were rough
looking avocado brownies yeah it's [ __ ] disgusting right there it's the same same artist
not that one that's a cppy bar looking thing this one no no that looks like the guy that we
just talked to I can't oh okay I don't know yeah see maybe this side [Music] nope I don't know look it up I don't
know why people make avocado brownies is like is maybe it's a vegan thing you don't
[Music] know but they look like poop from a butt sick iy I mean it's got be in here yeah got
ta you let me know but I know like
don't research time yes it's going to look like grossness good evening Gentlemen please join us they made the game easy to avoid making grind
levels that's not a good excuse because there's already uh this game is easy and we're not
doing any of the things that make the game wildly easier the game difficulty could have
been harder and then they use what of the trinkets that like automatically heals your
people like there's a bunch of other things they coul
d have done to make the game actually
easier after the fact I didn't turn them on though naturally most temporary get do alchem is the the the food based subreddit
where you can see when people make food that looks like poop is called poop from a butt
so avocados are to help swap out oil eggs and flour but they make their brownies look like
poop from my butt my favorite still that cat litter cake with the TW with the Tootsie Rolls
yeah did you see the picture of the woman eating it in front
of her cat and her cat and she's
next to the litter box and the cat looks like horrified Cs and makeup let's [Music] go I have to show ogj what avocado
brownies look like why I already had so many dirty images in
my head majority of them are you see these are liar brownies because like
they're like these like everyone knows those aren't real avocado brownies those aren't no
those are generic pictures where's the ones with the green tinge to them it's just like uh
what' you do Don you back
he wants you to hold [Music] [Music] him German chocolate cake
can't trust it it's not really German [Music] soon avocado frosting I used to
get avocado smoothies at uh the Vietnamese sandwich place it wasn't it
was interesting not my number one go-to [Music] but talk to your cat D tell them I'm not home we back [Music] later ready to rest I don't know that guy's
creepy let's go to bed a few days of rest you have four dogs and
a cat that's a lot man good gun way too happy ask you to sleep
it does [ __ ] zoo that sounds like fun five animals isn't too much one why would you have
W things are ferocious Chi haa don't forget about your white tiger though d ghost spooky I don't know if you guys know this though but uh Don's uncle is exotic
Joe that's how he gets all his animals it's a purple ghost new Halo season 2 trailer yeah
but we did one already for Halo season 2 I've never been a huge Chihuahua fan it is got yeah he gets cold we're about to
get like Arctic temperatures MH he
get he's got sweaters and a hoodie I
need to get him a track suit we need to get in ones matching trits so I'll
have to look into that you can't eat the food yeah Captain you sound like see nope no snow not here in Texas in Austria
it's going to be chilly and a little bit of wind no rain so we'll see what happens
should get him the dinosaur head well I think we still have the dinosaur head somewhere
oh it's way too big for him because Rufus had it [ __ ] Armor why the music stop cuz
you'r
e talking apparently Captain let's go you're not going to the
food he like let me sniff your plate don't let him jump on the
desk he acts like we don't feed him cuz he's a puppy and he's
like I need more food all the time you wish get a little too quiet now yeah
oh yeah Captain all right let's go want an adventure maybe she's got a real hand Eastern exit which is the other
way oh see what they got over here so oh I need to give the other thing
to power Bel to the other one yeah ooh bone ar
mor it's a big upgrade oh
those two those yeah okay getting that sell the other one get him that
sell that one hey not playing on keyboard well we'll give it to
me well I guess both of them no me oh good [Music] you have three power belts yeah nice does the other guy sell different
stuff what uh I don't think so oh oh potato food don't need the foods fish tacos nice going to do card on papote C down they said north didn't
they oh is it North M yeah spooky curse Woods gross oh would go to th
e curs woods sounds like a bad place we'd like to we don't have
keys for Pacific drive but if I get [Music] them M oh you healed okay got to get rid of that one what what's that controller die no oh you're not clicking the game there moose was it yes was moose I don't think so
I play moose you're getting blamed [Music] buddy nope oh now you want to leave one more we did [Music] it no secrets no secrets a lot of
buddies I do have siblings I also have a lot of buddies buddies grew
up with an i
ncredible group of giant nerds and some not nerds and
some dorks had some amazing Imaginary Friends does that count
what is that I'm trying to touch [Music] it what have you got [Music] oh middle child gross if you're
the middle or you're the grossest [Music] why ooh instant kill mhm [Music] oh don't worry zero we knew that damn [Music] it no I don't grow up with any famous [Music] [Music] people [Music] yeah oh you beat up all the oh okay potatoes potato my t-shirt's a big F you to you
yeah
you should be reading take a look it's in a book [ __ ] love that show
Reading Rainbow all right it's right if you don't want to do the dovi
yet you can just start with strona it's all about spaghetti it's great
start with Dragona and then go to [Music] dovi ah try to hit him [Music] does audible count if you audible strona [Music] yes damn damn damn stga is s r e g a and then
Nona n o n a I'll tell you who the author is I think that's how you spell it it's
by Tommy dea it's a kids book bu
t I remember seeing it on Reading Rainbow
like I want to read that and it was great it's about a witch no need that how did you plan a trip to Europe
uh I did all of it because if we rely on OJ to do that stuff he's like n we'll wing it and he has no sense of adventure so you lose a kidney you end up getting
sucker punched in a a bar called Al Capones that wasn't me yeah but you guys planned
that part I had fun yeah you didn't get punched oh no almost dead oh no oh no oh [Music] no isn't Eur
ope Middle Earth not really yeah you constantly respond so it's
like first try don't take that away from me planing trip is like reading a Gua
game before you play it ruins all the mystery no you crazy you crazy remember I
caught all that fish you need to go cook it I need uh would you typically pair
with your salmon uh like wine wise uh like VI's uh classic pairing for salmon
depends on else what you're doing with your salmon pervert I mean there's you
know it's it's a rich it's a boss fi
ght it's Oh you mean like side dish I mean
whatever you want man wild rice you can do couscous you rice peel off you pasta bread [Music] potatoes night to later man side dish for the Kentucky Fried uh the the Korean fried chicken I
mean you got to have a kimchi um you can do like brown butter and oi
mushrooms that would be pretty good you can do Korean corn cheese and I don't know if
you've ever had Korean corn cheese but it's a skillet like a cast iron skillet that they get
riing hot and t
hey put butter and corn in until the butter starts getting nutty and they cover it
in mozzarella cheese and it's [ __ ] really good um what else could you serve with it but
I mean kimchi is going to cut through like The Riches of the chicken so you can
eat more of it I mean [Music] rice french fries have you ever had Korean
corn cheese I don't think so you would actually really like it your sure looks like we will wastelander we will just
look at the [ __ ] pictures of it it's a cast iron p
an and it's just covered in
cheese and corn and butter and it's so good you never see the point of eating corn
since you can't digest it I mean what you do is you you just chew it up really well and
it's magic cuz it reassembles itself into whole kernels you're just not digesting like the outer outer outermost portion the
stuff on the inside you're getting soon loaded soon that's why AJ's
not here he's working he's working on it yep [ __ ] you guys come on sneak attack you just thought that
you swallowed corn
like little pills and they came out of your body that's not how that works it's okay I forgive
you cuz I was afraid pools in the shark or wait sh sharks in the pool no afraid of that and I
was afraid of um alligators I'm liking this in the lake cuz the lake plasted I saw in the
Rugrats if you swallow watermelon seed that grows into a whole watermelon R Max R rats does
not lie [ __ ] like plastic freaked me out too though kill the [Music] [Music] Healer not toxic uh I mea
n I know how to
make burgers but yeah like you you can you can season all sorts of delicious stuff in
your Burgers Butter Burgers are classic oh [ __ ] I need a campfire you were
scared to swallow because you were totally got stuck in your body for
seven years yeah OJ won't swallow not even for charity so get stuck for
seven years yeah pig lips stuck in guts oh I prefer like extremely cold I don't want
extreme weather but I prefer like pretty cold or mildly cold to you know super [ __ ] ho
t
depends on how hot you're talking about like if you're talking about like 120 or 115 like
it was this last summer then no I don't want that cook so many fish you call fishes mhm nice so it's just working hard you
play games I mean if you want to you know say it like that and try to
be a dick I guess yep okay cool man I already answered you multiple times
you want to play it's whatever [Music] yeah oh I miss this yeah it's going to get
super cold this weekend W is it on this side [Music]
B I mean if it gets too humid and too hot
uh you just die because you can't sweat anymore I'm sure you look like a totally normal human being putting chapstick
on your [ __ ] ears there it is [Music] what was that booty slide I don't know [ __ ] [ __ ] you just imagine him putting like
chapstick on the top of his ears like a [ __ ] weirdo it's like no no no
it goes here not not here here it's like Cone Heads he's like chewing on a condom
it's like no no that's not that's not what that's for
die onion thing better be something cool God damn D
do we know what those do we have a bunch of them I don't know maybe somebody
sells it or oh yeah they buy them for a whole bunch of money or something
yeah Collectibles yuck hello doggo let heal I got you this thing used to have eyes and he bit them off I will let out a gregarious laugh no garious laugh why would my laugh
want to be around people there it is big day in football I mean a
lot of Old Guard coaches going [Music] away oh damn
it I
thought you was going to jump on [Music] me a you boisterous a he wants to be in oh I was like he
wants to be in your lap it's like no he wants to sniff your plate cuz you leave
little chunks you're making me die I Blame [Music] You I got [Music] time a new T-Rex
species was found in New Mexico nice what are they calling him
you can always tell like modern dinosaurs because they're always named
dumb [ __ ] super chunky boy asaurus like can we just go back to like
Latin stuff please n
it's not as cool damn it didn't BL
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh no oh no oh an AI George Carlin set the thing
that I know that he would absolutely [ __ ] [Music] [Music] hate [Music] Tyrannosaurus [Music] mcris one on one what no never [Music] mind carlman wasn't the first AI
comedian in that Cat Williams is right then people in wellknown ComEd
has been stealing jokes forever [Music] [Music] mhm uh green fried chicken s
uh rice kimchi I like the Napa kimchi but daon kimchi is excellent so it's
like the cucumber kimchi you could do Korean corn cheese which is excellent um
I don't know I mean like fried chicken is so good but like maybe something high in
acid like an acid forward vinegret and a salad I will'll finish this one off
glor Z I think you're lying to me I need to watch the full Cat
Williams review oh yeah it was crazy [Music] is lasip P worth playing on a larger TV
um [ __ ] yeah I love that game and I hate it it's good you'll like it I hate it Don
says you're so handso
me I don't believe you what are you doing there's nothing in there
for [Music] you yeah I can't wait for the DLC no he going to mess me up damn it uh these two were born and
raised in Texas I was not I was raised in a state where they actually had education look I mean I'm like part of that
supposed to be a funny haha thing but like the more I'm here I'm like what the [ __ ]
how did you guys not learn this [ __ ] in school no well at least he's dead well not what I wanted oh [ __ ] is Arizon
a last I thought Mississippi's
last thought like Mississippi and [Music] Alabama oh [ __ ] he back combo wait all that for 29 I missed West V Virginia's last this year
good on West Virginia moving on up we're [Music] down oh I'm not talking about these two not knowing
[ __ ] I'm talking about like the average Texan did you know that John denr
was a [ __ ] liar and he had never been to West Virginia M and that [ __ ]
country road song is a [ __ ] lie I'm an [ __ ] oo free bone armor who else
has lied tisco
maybe he'd never seen a real th it's great [ __ ] song does he have you can't wear it what all right we did it we could save it
here oh you unlocked the thing yeah nice get kimchi delicious I learn
some stuff didn't you Conor some stuff [Music] uh boss fight there he is it's pulsing that's not good moose eats pretty good he's eating uh Costco puppy puppy food apparently
it's pretty good it's grain free he also eats a lot of sticks
cardboard OJ's napkins when he can he's Med
he's a menace he got some peanut
butter and a Kong earlier let's [ __ ] go we lost we failed it's like you lose game [Music] over [Music] no garl have you been a ghost
this whole time we have to save him that's not Spar she stabbed him she just killed garl she's cooler though already why cuz
she's not your sister and then there's a chance is that oh she's so cool I met
her it's great cuz I'm not related to her I mean you're in her jeans but
you want to get in her no I didn't I never said I
want to get godam so she's
cooler than girl uhhuh I want a Ninja on my team if no blood then put it in the
mud whoa well it's in the name the banjo a Ghostbusters on a banjo no we believe you paper that's not what I said
paper it's not what I said I mean that's the number one reason for the uh ribbed ones for
better traction in the mud oh God what that's a shortcut ooh Peppers don't jump in there I got to damn [Music] it let's see your moves
what that's it I think I messed it up oh no God d
amn it [ __ ] [Music] you water in the Everglades yeah it's
also filled with [ __ ] invasive snakes and [ __ ] now too don't ever pee in the Amazon talk about that fish yes not
just any fish Alex the fish that goes up your pee hole [Laughter]
yes it attaches itself it's scary oh no [ __ ] it's true man
look at up ales [ __ ] [Music] scary I've not been to the Amazon not happened to me oh you [ __ ] now oh we've got those ticks here in the
United States the ones that if they bite you uh can
make you allergic to eating meat if
you ever get bit by a tick you'd be [ __ ] you can't eat you couldn't eat meat at all
under any circumstance no Dairy no meat it's just like nothing but veggies for the
rest of your life you can only eat rice and beans nice way cooler dirty water how can a tick change your taste buds
it doesn't change your taste buds it gives you an allergic reaction to the the proteins
you should Google go to uh www yahoo.com and then the search bar go Google once you
g
et to Google you type tick that makes you allergic to meat and then you uh
hit enter and it'll take you to the thing [ __ ] you no man the way I said it was way [Music] better still was [Music] enough yeah you got to kill that before
it heals group heals everybody ready think I can't [Music] [Music] [Music] nope we usually do top 10 movies of the year
as a group so you'll probably get OJ's top [Music] five you have a movie recommendation
for something bad this weekend um yes what the [ __ ]
was that movie called killer raccoons 2 dark Christmas
in the dark there you go watch that one dark Christmas in the dark No don't
watch that one down that's bad I told you it was bad I was like I watched it it
was bad it's like yeah told you it's bad bad yeah we need to [Music] heal go those herb [Music] filets [Music] why do all johnra vultra movies vacuum suck what huh jolts has been in some good [Music] ones you mean like recently I don't
know I I haven't watched any John TR movies recen
tly you mean like all
of his old movies even Face Off Face Off is great you shut your mouth MC [Music] me are you supposed to
strike multiple times yeah I suck she's a new character I need to get her timing
down do you remember the Battlefield Earth did you ever watch Battlefield
Earth I started to but then never really finished it you watch terrible
stuff and you can't finish Battlefield Earth yes oh Nick Cage definitely
carried him through face off but you know what the best Nick Cage mo
vie is The Rock how do you level up when
he's not with you and maybe dead Conair Conair is nowhere near as good
as the Cinematic Masterpiece that is the rock it's not the it's bunny put the bunny down yeah yeah I mean he like won an
Oscar for leaving Las Vegas but he was the best in the Rock The
Rock is also the best Michael Bay movie one of the three sisters
Three Sisters you say three chances gone 60 seconds now [ __ ] that that was czy let's go best part we was
trying to steal an Eleano
r right yes we got a shield she part of our team now dextrous bangle helps
her Walk Like an Egyptian doesn't damn all right I guess we'll
save it here nope can't save it there I just saw fire just want to walk in the fireplace [Music] The Sword in the Stone it's no time for music no yeah the Elanor are nice The Mach ones are nice too very nice cheers G it's not though Connor this
we ones out there with with him what's the one where he's a vampire
Renfield that all no no no Vampire's Kiss cuz
that's where some of the memes come from his first commercial is [ __ ]
weird when he's dancing in the grocery store you seen Between Worlds cuz I don't I think
I have 211 I don't think I have Looking Glass no army of One it feels like I've seen a movie called
Army of one but with Russell bran and Nicholas Cage Mandy was very cool yes yes that was a good
one pay pay the ghost color out of space would have been cool if Nick Cage had tried in some
of those scenes but it's like that he told t
hem he'll do one scene per like one take per scene and
he's like no I'm done and there's some awkward ass scenes National Treasure was great
me National Treasures that was great they're working on like
a new show or a new movie two time to kill I don't think
I've ever seen that one A Time to Kill yeah who was in that one again Nicholas Cage Rick but time to kill is John gishan book
right I think this might be a different one than 1989 isn't it time to kill they they
remade it with Samuel J
ackson Lord war is very good very good a soldier in Africa
leaves his camp in need of a dentist but an act of passion leads to bizarre events
that's the summary it got a 19 on Rotten Tomato because I thought that was the one with
MCC Sam Jackson I think um no that's no time to die time to kill not a time to kill time to kill
time to kill that's it yeah A Time to Kill is the book have you guys seen Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
that's a good one you ever seen Kiss Kiss Bang Bang it's on my list cuz yo
u told me you
told you yeah you told me about it you would really like it and no no no cuz I sent you the
other stupid one you're like I sent you this one what was it you said that you went home and
watch one of the dumbest things ever and you're like it was so bad it's like I've sent you
good movies you should watch and he doesn't watch any of them yeah giss bang bang is great
Seven Psychopaths is great I always recommend that one to people Seven Psychopaths is is very
good anything we sa
ying Rockwell is always very good and then 13 assassins is on Hulu
right now and that movie is great if you like Samurai movies I think I found some
stupid version of it do like this one you're like no no not this one oh no I was I told
you to watch a gun one called gunshi okay gunshi is starring Leslie neelon and it's
uh he's pretty much pretty much exactly his character and taken but he's had like a
mental it's a comedy and he's having like a mental breakdown and like it has got alliv pla
in it who's always amazing so uh guni is very very good but you watch the one with Antonio
Banderas and I told you no that's not it come on Jesus Christ then Ryerson it's all right man you
didn't do all of the groceries in one trip but it's okay as long as you strive to
get better every day just try to do one trip heat Heat's good it's a little
long but it's good last one my heans is good all right everybody that's going to be it
for us today we may be back tomorrow I ois says he sure I'm
not sure yes okay we'll be back
tomorrow um pretty sure the top lists coming out soon check out our Echo revieww is out
there's going to be a cooking Sim video out sometime soon all sorts of stuff's coming so
make sure you keep an eye on the the YouTube channel uh and Joe's going to spend a lot of
this month doing all the top and bottom list for you guys so keep an eye out for those ones
so mhm so we see yall tomorrow bye everyone bye everybody
Comments
I just started playing this gem last week and its exactly what I was looking for in a retro style action rpg, it brings you right back to the 90s ... in a good way.
Unreal game. Just finished it. Doing all side quests etc for the True Ending and Platinum Trophy now.
You can time your heals just like the attacks. Garls is when he pulls out the apple
Hell yeah, about time! This & Lies of P were my 2 top games of 2023. The soundtrack is legendary!
Oh this is just perfect timing, bc I'm actually playing through it myself atm. Great little game
Surprising to see y'all play this. Neat
I know this is random but they talked Costcos and their desserts. Yea when I was a kid I was like 300lbs cause my parents would buy the brownie bites in the tote and those were my nemesis! What I found crazy, you can buy a 10lb or wings for $22, but if you go anywhere for wings, it’s $9-10 a pound. So if you want wings, they’re fantastic. Made almost a whole bag this last weekend for football.
It’s a great game. It has some pretty glaring flaws but I really enjoyed sinking 35 hours into it and I can’t wait for the dlc
You can also time your enemy attacks when they hit u for less damage
Y'all should fo a "Movies with AJS" type thing wher we watch bad movies with y'all
What the hell this looks amazing