Trying Out Skull and Bones - Part Zero: Open Beta - Forget Everything You Know... (AJ & Crew)

for what's going on do you want to allow this  map yes I've tried [ __ ] pressing yes to Ubisoft connect three [ __ ] times  and it just keeps reloading over and over there it goes again something  okay so I guess we're not playing this huh so even if you install an epic you  still have to launch the Ubisoft connect one what yeah because it's doing that for  me right now it kept pressing launch launch launch and then it starts booting up Bo  soft what the [ __ ] I it on my fifth time it finally

pulled up something  and it says update required well then update what the [ __ ] maybe if I disconnect  my controller I don't know if that's I'm doing my part I'm doing my part I'm doing my  part look at this [ __ ] I'm doing my part too there's nothing I can do about Zero's low volume we have to wait for Zero's voice  to recover oh my God it's getting annoying oh my god battle eye launcher this  and that that and this and this and that zero just don't talk much llamas 92 thank you real Dr B ev

il peppermint  one purest Diamond i' I missed y'all well I think I got purest Diamond but I think I missed  evil Pepperman one and real Dr B about 20 minutes ago uh8 minutes ago and then llamas  apologies for that we're just trying to catch up uh maybe now is a good time for a bathroom  break so let me do that well let me load into the game just to see if there's going to be  some kind of immediate tutorial or something dumb there some lemonade right here  and it's finally come Skull and Bones I

thought I was going to get U  it's not come yet this is open B I'd buy that for a dollar but you and I both know nothing's going to  change from the beta to [Music] [Music] launch the spasm with 300 Bitties we love you  OJ that and you're at 100% hit rate in that last game kenman 7140 4 months thank you kenman it's  all the mindes let's see if I can play this with controller hello George again I got killed by zero and U Alex I'm frozen yes someone  with more intentional than others accessibilit

y menu  narration toggle off in a p you should have brought more what the [ __ ] gray stripe 34 five real 25  hoay beer do you think that people ever even listen to these [ __ ] screens no never kids  these days they don't [ __ ] look at these screens and act I will no they don't this is  more for legal so that you know once they do get banned or kicked off The Lawyers can be  in TR Su the Lord be like no you said I agree to these terms blah blah blah I'm escaping  to the one place that hasn't b

een corrupted by capitalism okay I'm going to be right back  Chad I got to go take a leak space space and get ready ja Mar song be right back my dream 5  months be Jack or read your message going to get back I did Apologize text shows up get him sick all me to connect to goft yeah okay apparently puts you right  into a tutorial this right you know actually magnetic return Rich James and Barnacle Joe yep Mal malelo thank you for gifting  the sub Captain Richard James Rick James [ __ ] your Barnac

le joke OG bacle boy give me a moment to Chomp little  pit stop here and either a FL what the hell is that Holy fly Jesus they're  definitely going to want to pre-order now after play in the open Beta  so I put it right there on the front ninja nebula knowing UB spped in  their love for unicorns in their games how long to a unicorn ship skin I didn't  I actually didn't know about this unicorn thing for I don't know man Joe you look  like you're getting [ __ ] up [Music] kja never going to get a

Superman game thank you  so much for your awesome support 15 gifted Subs to everybody in chat all right let's uh I guess  do the tutorial like Joe's doing right now and see see how exciting they can make the initial  battle this is the important part let me put on pause real quick for notification na absorb  the story and dominate the world's valuable trade routes with an iron fist they Forge a  path of tyranny and exploitation igniting a battle for Global Supremacy from the Indian  Ocean a floo

d of EX exotic Goods feed new addictions and fill coffers with coins tainted  in Blood and where there is blood there are predators damned fog we've lost the exitor captain  russler will have us hang we are meant to be his escort enough there's been a  battle here the British have fast this way I hope that's not what remains  of the hexor C avoid the wreck ahead let's see what happens if  we slam right into this the opening oh it slowly corrects  itself shot through easy got it always room for m

ore riches in our  home she's vulnerable to a broad side okay our Fortune turn you may yet get the exit to St what it's the British fle station let's take that Co and  send them to the deps okay no no fire that's a lot of incoming ships little minion not really sure why there  would be a fleet of such weak chip reloading the weap W that guy's hauling  ass here come the flag SE that war ship for the big PR ignore the MEO it's the big  ship we want they blew up they blew up okay I get hit indicato

rs with yellow plenty of H there these little  guys are we Captain just harassing us some of that oh God out of bounds turn back I have 55 seconds  turn back what I was just sailing on the open sea he's not open what are you talking about  the [ __ ] tutorial you couldn't bother all right raming spe reling what  the hell happened to that way it automatically switches to  the rear Cannon and there's Theo side I'm just holding the trigger now who can't really tell it's hell a red indicator though

um feel in fiery hell let's  board ready go right he exploded we you're out of bounds St you're out of [Applause] bounds okay all right this is oh all my shots went over what's happening prepare to  engage the enemy this is a little excessive finally it's epic so they put us up against a  battle we cannot win no two Hells with you we lost the tutorial Joe did you lose the tutorial of  course not or did you win I won I knew you would and they gave me 17 chips like you're badass I  like I know you

're the best player so you get to win well um did that feel epic Joe no I  was getting tired of shooting I was already getting tired of shooting in the [ __ ] 5  minute tutorial that's not a good [Music] sign are you being dramatic Joe  no or were you actually getting tired of shooting I want to do something  else like Ram yeah or like rip chunk try to see a little bit more individual deck  destruction so that I can like focus on one particular area I'm maybe it's there but  the tutorial you kno

w didn't have it there um I'm sure there's going to be different  okay how uh let's uh this character creator yes what one two three four 5 okay well there's  females mixed in here so now let me count male uh CU that's only fair one two three four 5 6  six six faces are you telling me after eight years of development you're going to give me  a choice between six faces is this just the open Beta cust Creator Joe and then later on  I can kind of like you know build the pirate that I want to build

like the whole [ __ ]  point is to be a pirate of you be the pirate forget everything you know about Pirates Joe I  already did forget it I don't know what I'm doing anymore so who' you go with it's a surprise  it's a surprise all right I don't know if I can see you on the like no no one even looks  like me this so [ __ ] stupid waiting so long for this game and I can't even make one  character that somewhat resembles me you're joking you're joking I was thinking that  I'd at least get some good

customization in the game the game starts out with less  customization than Madden Madden football with eight faces for years and you come out  with six faces this better be the beta only custom Creator what do y'all think you think  this is beta only nope I think think this no I think this is it oh my g out like what  eight days oh that's right this is it hey you got Ubisoft you got eight days to make eight  more faces you hear me I give you one day per face I can't believe we're starting like

  this man I can't I haven't even finished right my my Suicide Squad from  you not I going to deal with this [ __ ] hey at least this game's got  cooking food I'm cooking food right now all right well okay so then oh no this  isn't the beta Creator because now we go into more elaborate you just had to start with  six faces now from six faces you get to change your skin tone by just barely then your body  type which you can't even see because your dumbass decided to [ __ ] put the Character  Crea

tor when you're looking at a puddle so I cannot see my body just wait till you get the  tattoos you can get to see your tattoos body Cosmetics what do you mean tattoos  you mean face tattoos that's the only thing I'm going to be able to  [ __ ] see yeah can't see the rest can you that is so whose idea was this  this is how you're starting this is so stupid is this like is this like the director  man these direct game directors are so [ __ ] incompetent these days like how many  years have you ha

d to listen to flare feedback and to play games where you create  yourself and know what people enjoy and know how to present information in a clear  Manner and this is how you start like this has to be a game director fault  like is this first time game director [ __ ] I don't even know where  this tattoo the rest of this tattoo is because all I can see is a  sword on my eye I think it's on the neck bro you can't tell all right color Alex where are you um I'm on the  main island where are you u

h where the pirate Chief is yeah I'm there too officer  my hair because the [ __ ] fading effect is taking over I don't I mean I I've  saw I've seen a couple people in this game but not anywhere near as many but we'll  probably have to figure out how to like join yeah they're like terrible pay looks terrible y'all it's an indie death  be for real you're right you're right Rolex you're right for real man the Indie  developers this pretty damn good for Indie de clippy you must have sipped someone'

s  rum and became the Most Wanted pirate in all the Seven Seas here's some shillings  to help pay them up raffle DJ thank you very much for joining the angry Army the  angry Armada I'm going to call it as we play this game all right are you ready to rule the Seas really look a Survivor shark the British be take my  hand you're not dying today she didn't her lips didn't even move the opening cutscene now they're moving I'm getting attacked by a  shark into these Cur shallows we survived the battl

e and now you arve  to help through the D I would say our fortunes On The Rise no there's  a certain yearning in your eye in for doozy I'm bored it's already it's already  deliver what no I don't want to do that [ __ ] come on I'm trying to Up the Volume  I've seen the same glint others before loud enough I'm sure you will steer us true to St I  get to Paradise we must first know the way we must know the way you do not know the way our  Fates are revealed in layers and often from Plain Sight per

haps this will help you chart  your path forward friend make yourself take the before the damn British return I'll work  the should we like start the game with like us Chas it among the scattered survivors one  must surely know the way to say pirate looking pirate [ __ ] you shark old school Texas Brave 78 this is randomly randomly put me in  with people yeah you'll see like four people I I'm stuck on this island she can go even faster trim the sails come on my set  sail is bugged it's not letti

ng me leave land ahead Destiny's thrown us a line  we can f help to get out of this place land ahead disembark beh holding B what are we celebrating this  game it's a winner didn't we just get blown up and have all of our  friends die we can make new friends H this how we're open cooker cook  cook press why to cook cooking food campfires or cookery pot you can  be used to cooked food consuming grilled food gives an immediate boost  to stamina cooked food grants stamina regen missing materials gr

illed fish  grilled shark missing ingredients oh die Joy guy guess that's a player I told Captain rasler the  ship was as overbed as a pregnant sound we may have lost the British in the fork but also the  race against these casted elements see now the exitor guts spilled across these shallows  and I'm surrounded by drunken sluggards who believe they are doomed to this hellish Rock  and where were you Captain while the exitor was hounded by British frots no doubt cowering  in your cters like the

filthy build rat you are pirate chief officer I fought the  British Fleet and survived you steer the exitor into the reef not me that's not  what happened we didn't get steered into the reefs yeah that didn't make any sense to me  did you beat the first big if they have left us stranded upon these shallows he tried to  hide behind all the other ones but I managed to pick him up from yeah I beat all of the  the the big ship and then a bunch of other ships showed up and then it just awkwardly  wen

t black and I did get to see what happens what happens is six other ships show up they  fire artillery at you from far away and then when the arcing flames come down and hit  your ship you blow up will I cool to see to Pirate Paradise it wasn't that cool to  see honestly I saw it and it wasn't that cool well I like how we were always talking  [ __ ] like you know Alex is like I'm I'm going be sick by the time SCH and Bones comes  out and then Alex is legitimately sick hey I I was sick when we we

re playing uh Suicide  Squad but I knew we needed to finish it so I tried to trooper through it yeah but we was  talking about being sick for Suicide Squad and skes and both you other sick for both of them  this is just the beta though this doesn't come out for what till next week yeah a pirate's  deal scurlock's Contraband has been lost to the surrounding Waters after the crash of the  exitor recover the king Bin's Contraband to trade for information on how to reach Z an  you'll get two of the

things and two other things and a cane more oh uh that's a repair kit  that's a grilled fish and that's a crowbar allow Scavenging shipwrecks for Treasure I doubt  you'll be using a crowbar in you know in the game but we'll see uh all right deal good now  make so in theory I should be able to see you but I can't we do I need to like join your game  accepted there's Carlos prototype and old school Texas um let me see you can invite me to  your group uh I see social yeah hold on I'll I'll invite y

ou so I got uh Joe you have  a pirate [ __ ] Avatar your server is full try grouping from the main menu so I think  because like so I have to exit this session session because the stupid guy from Texas  and then another dude was joined I guess automatically okay so now from the main menu  I can send an invite to Joe invite to group sending invite invite sent Alex invite the group  sending invite invite sent let's see how well these this works I'm going to say so other  Joe is in immediately wher

e did you get that pirate Avatar Joe it's like one they had generic  one you H you installed that today no I've had this one probably when Skull and Bones was first  announced this one were probably black flags six years ago all right so now that I have all three  of you I guess I could press continue and it will load into the session yeah I guess it's wait  for you I can't do anything okay I'm loading now all right Co-op rules tougher en okay well  whatever that said recover scurlock's Contraba

nd from the water for pirate chief officer what  where's Alex my character is way better than your character I went to the Bahamas once and  I my you do look like a a tween white girl from 2003 well he's the chef y we all look like ourselves  can't couldn't wait till the day I can customize my pirate to look super  cool and just like like me hold me Alex I need to lift him up at the at the uh bow  of the ship yeah whisper sweeten close your eyes I can interact remove from group  toot promote to

group leader send trade requests all right well I guess I'll set sale stupid why are these [ __ ] wouldn't trust  officer toide a f open knows the way to why are these [ __ ] on my ship I don't know who they  are it would be cool to those no you might have to she loves simps oh I love Gamers there she loves Sims guys the notorious pirate she loves S I don't  know what the [ __ ] we're doing shut the [ __ ] up suppos to give this  game get Fair Shake which we're doing right now did you take my br

oken plank Joe I was  going to loot that broken M on that island survivors look there's a broken Mast on  that island are there any survivors all right boys let's invade the island together  everybody pull out their swords and let's get ready to attack I didn't bring my sword  sir I don't here we go Press B to disembark attack South Island uh piracy is more fun with  friends the social menu shows which of your friends are currently playing you can access it  by this oh my God are the crabs this

game has the best the best crabs can you pick them up so death  so we can talk to this guy tell me you're not part of wrestler group you are a passenger like me yes  hey all the coconuts and fish I looted in my last game didn't carry over to this game the this guy  face is the same face model that we are What the fu it happened so fast teeth crew didn't help  us don't really brush kind of looks like that one boyfriend of the Tiger King late for me yeah I  know but maybe you will walk on the free

shores of San uh so we did all that so that we can  tell him shipwreck Survivor dying man farewell what so now what really go  find Paradise I can't talk to him find mine I can use his guts for  bait that was fun now what Captain well I I was going to like attack him in  stuff we can't do we can't can you pull out your sword we don't have sword what the [ __ ] oh  God damn it I'm sailing oh I can't get in my ship acquire explosive Firearms acquire opul R  we might have to search them you guys w

ant to go fishing yeah probably be more fun killed  the shark already like where where do we go hey nice waa this is kind of cool I got  him yeah a good work I think we have enough what I got a shark guys and then I looted a  broken ow oh he's coming for me lower your head get him Joe let's see him attack  us oh that's cool my guy sucks at throwing running ground my hands are shaking  that was he's coming around oh I got you don't worry okay Bon Smiles upon us let's head back head back where the

pirate well I guess we'll  just go towards the gold the gold marker on our map yeah cuz they  got enough rum and firearms for us five knots holy [ __ ] press y to loot broken plank sick six knots I do not want to die today you need  to make that was so the mast in Furious yes well here why can't you talk to him cuz  I'm farting around I think it's just you what do you mean just me can talk  to him only good work think we have enough oh like spawns in immediately right true all right well I I gu

ess I did it  Joe did you collect yours come at me be I don't know if it's per uh group or  per account hella dopam mean she loves SS does nobody have any like normal names any Alex Alex yeah that's how  you know you're playing with a boomer that's fish so so these guys can fight why can't I fight legs his legs are fun why can't I fight so these guys can fight why can't I fight so  too cuz they're having fun you're not allowed to have fun did you talk to this guy yet I did about  to right now bu

t I guess wish the way to s n now I can submit contract thanks for the goods skell May  well spare my head you couldn't do that yourself I cannot say the same for you after I tell him  about the captain who failed to protect his [Laughter] cargo find your own way  to S an Cham sniffer I don't owe you a SLI up your ass especially  when mine on the line why don't you ask Captain rasler his blooded cops  might know the way now [ __ ] off Bild [Music] rat oh man it's a pirate's life for me so  tough

getting disrespected I wouldn't immediately as a pirate start beating this man to a bloody  pulp but I can't that's what I won't but you're supposed to have forgotten everything you know  about Pirates forget everything you know about Pirates was that in the trailer I've got to  clip that so that I can put it in yeah it was in the Deep dive the Deep dive okay yeah we  did I think we even posted it to YouTube forget everything you know about Pirates they used to  Walk This Way that's the way the

y used to walk all right now what uh New Horizon step  two I can't press right trigger to see my objectives for some reason and  you I'm not I'm on mouse keyboard all right go map Journal New Horizon search  the extra Rec for information on how to reach St an so you find I don't know the guy's  bloated corpse or some [ __ ] I'm going to set sail I'm not sure how there wasn't  more shock in previous betas and more more warning of what weasel to  the very end how disappointing if the bustard says

wrestler might have  to guess maybe gets better as we going St ant Horizon might hold the sunrise I've been yearning for better hope the  Pirates don't stab you in the back f are you doing something not very well is that where we have to go okay take out here we go Force open salvaging and salvaging  shipwrecks Advance a step by aiming for a colored segment by pressing right  trigger land in the green zone returns optimal results while yellow gives less  failing three attempts will abandon salva

ging oh my God that was the we do use the Crowbar we wait you go inside yes what  you took your ship inside with you jump oh man what is the point of getting out of your ship  and walking around if you can't do any attacks and combat she love Sims shoot the cannon I took uh three  cannons on a boat I'm a boat sink it's not a good idea is this like just like a fun side thing you're are you having fun kids I'm in shock well that was a terrible cut scene go up  top I'm going to the cut scene right

now have fun and then you leave that was it this is how  they're starting the game's like story and and world It Feels So lazily slapped  together or last minute or didn't have a huh everywhere shall know the name of the  legendary wrathful DJ thank you I'm not sure why why this thing broke Joe do we still have  that costume I think so I'm want to need it guess that broke it's a f Miss cheering what  are you cheering for flippy I think they're all Breaking is it this game is it one of those  typ

es of games [ __ ] are you out of your damn mind yeah I guess it is one of them maybe uh  everywhere shall know the name of the legendary Richard dark James as his first mate already  set sale barica Jo is iner maybe if I do like a everywhere shall know the name of the legendary  let's do windowed and see if my notifications will work better har Richard Darkness James and  his first mate we already set sale Barac I guess that doesn't matter weird um come on Chad give  Ubisoft a break they worked

very hard to make this game good for us all to enjoy granted they  failed miserably and should be ashamed period uza thank you Beluga toruga this is Boo Boo  this is Boo Boo star [ __ ] everywhere shall know the name of the legendary selm 007 thank  you for joining the angry Armada Jimmy Wood we are we have three new pirate mes a part of  the angry Armada thanks for your support in the greatest pirate game ever made so if this  doesn't matter I'm going to go borderless this sucks I'm G to go fi

nd some drugs we need R you can't mix R and oh we talking about  those drugs 95 more oh thank you very much for subscribing the only good part of the  game is I can whip out my Pate voice I was like wait what bu it boy lucked found a way to  bearing scurlock's Mark the Kingpin will surely want to know what happened to his cargo  or SC whip out my oneeyed Willie look at my onee wiie my onee wiie has a mon pretty  [ __ ] sweet with a cargo from the exitor now that's what I calling like yourself to

  procure new good for his pirate empire and so far your fortune who are you I'm glad  we pulled your cops from the sea friend you're the captain now is dead and with him  all prior obligation I don't care about you make your own luck now Captain Captain is it  as long as you don't tear us into the Blasted rocks I don't think they bothered to make  character and so that's why it didn't matter who those something tells me we're going  to be just fine go to the light wait for you guys think I migh

t even stick around for a  while you know it's so funny because what else we could accomplish together her voice  and the way she talks Crush our enemies conquer none of it screams pirate adventure  to me it feels like we're going to Starbucks Captain Paradise now that guy  Jamaican accent helped a little bit call me now here we go to Starbucks and  now the game starts now the fun begins oh OJ speaking of rum when we I went  to the um the Harry Potter Potter Orchestra event uh they had a cocktai

l called  The Goblet of Fire it's a rum based Old Fashion Is it supposed to look like this why  is everything running at two times speed Ubisoft Singapore Ubisoft Belgrade Ubisoft Berlin Ubisoft  Chen Ubisoft Kev Ubisoft m Ubisoft Mumbai Ubisoft Paris Cong Ubisoft Philippines Ubisoft pun Ubisoft  Shanghai it took all of y'all to [ __ ] up this bad or maybe because there's 17 Cooks in the  kitchen it gets all [ __ ] T tastes like [ __ ] cool cool cool when you have 17 Studios working  on the game

and a bunch of government mandates and all this [ __ ] you're going to create  a product that tastes like [ __ ] there's not a singular Vision that that that's like  look this is how I want a pirate themed game to go it's just a collection of salt  spice and sin Captain here's our the Indian many secr and Tre the smuggling  den of St an is one of its hidden gems oh I crashed whatever a pirate needs  this place has it in is where we our luck into Fortune friend can get us started  the message is

oh it crashed worth a lick of salt hey don't look at me you're the best pirate  to win skar loock over me ah yeah I had my shot in the past everywhere shall know the name of the  legendary Richard Darkness James and his first M we already set sail bica Jo isn't that right pered  ped Captain remembered Pedro wind forgot about pbed Pedro he's in a box somewhere he's probably  broken now so I got to buy another perturbed Pedro that was what some hater called me a long  time ago so I used it in the

video make will snap within days days that carcass  is just about falling apart and reeks of wildness everyone so mean to me why that's what happens when the game walks by glitches in my game what  glitches my body was fing in and out to deliver the letter end  report to the exter fate John Scurlock thank you to 95 Mar and I lost  my Rolex yeah you lost your Rolex man but you found a wonderful stream  instead thank you for supporting us I don't care about some [ __ ] prophecy  the sea people wi

ll never defeat Clan far soon soon Rox bloody well drinks tea and  there's plenty of rum at hand oh why it's for those wig wearing bastards back home oh [ __ ] they're eating the Peter Pan  food Joe the hook you know from Hook never food the never food you just have to use your  imagination you're doing it Joe you're doing it who's orange that that has a check mark more drags was Pi a bone with SK bro is that me are  you orange you should be blue I could be orang this one here survive the wreck 

sure looks like it surviv come on in Al good it done we'll never show  your ugly mug again you useless kids the British wrecked my ship sank my  cargo but shut you out hope you're not worthless I really needed those goods  you see this port Rises on Julian's patronage and that Merchant so richy  pisses liid gold all I receive is a letter that [ __ ] wipes his ass to smear my face I send a full hole of goods and  his demands triple I'll need more captains oh Kingpin John Scurlock I can rob  Merc

hants to get you those goods I can trade my way into a hall of those  goods [ __ ] stupid I can rob Merchants did a proper pirate I see well you need  a Keen Eye for prizes and a lot more guns I saw that little tub you washed  at me it's halfway to flatsome you got spirits but you're not ready yet you  want to get out of those rags and into a real ship then build your reputation and  earn the people's respect good things will follow do that and I can make  you the most infamous pirate in all the

Seas now off you go we'll see each other soon um good motivation chish thank you is this game any  good sorry I am out so sending L bits oh no don't you worry Chris you been supportting  us so much over the years that don't matter we just appreciate you hanging out with this  so far no no no um you have to really do some gymnastics to really be like I'm really  enjoying this this is one of the best games I've played I mean we just started  so it it could get better right Joe pars and all thank

you for the Bitties I'm bored  what are you going to say Alex it's the best pirate game I played this year it's the only p  Pirate game you've played this year she's not wrong actually there's a pirate demo on Steam  next Fest and am very curious to see if it's any it's made by like two people I kind of  want to compare it chat later on maybe we'll do that just you and me and AJ late night  gaining infamy infamy tracks your standing and influence with the pirate Community  uh new services and co

ntracts will become available as you raise your level of infamy  the tougher the challengeing morning for me press this button take Okay small vessel  originally built a hunt Wildlife along the rivers so there's like a social aspect and  like an MMO open world kind of thing where you see random other players in the  world that aren't a part of your crew which would do well in in a  you know an actual pirate M MMO so we just keep following um the yellow  markers I mean we can go and explore and t

alk to these people but it's mostly locked off right  now so he is busy he is busy what this [ __ ] won't sell me chicken I have to be a scoundrel  level one before she'll sell me chicken from the of the why was that potential but all I see  is this [ __ ] won't sell me chicken what does the p up King seeing someone as as I just want to  make some soup in this I aim to rule the Seas one day I am determined to prove my worth I don't  really want to rule these Seas I don't know if the Indian Ocean

was the right choice you know  what I would prefer just a [ __ ] made up fantasy ocean so that we can get Atlantic Ocean well I  don't even want real ocean I want a fantasy ocean so that everything is new it's like the sense of  exploration there could be entire Islands moving huge turtles sea monsters and creatures and and  wild discoveries the world is the your oyster and you don't know what's out there or doesn't like  oysters instead OJ OJ doesn't like any seafood at all nope that's why we

need chickens the only  that he would eat is like if his pizza fell into the water and pull it out quick enough then he'd  eat that pizza of the sea i' aim to rule the Seas one day and why would other sail with a Capi  with one licky boat to their name but if you prove your worth even the waves will bend to  your will I expect you'll be wanting a pet on the back treasure in your boots and John skog's  warm embrace St an would sooner slit your throat than be called your Paradise I can build you 

so that's mistake number one like I did with margar location and in development they changed  the location several times before settling on this one the Indian Ocean I don't know I don't  know if they think it's the biggest diversity of different cultures and things to to get the  big variety of ships or whatnot but that's why I think you should have just gone with a fully  fantasy world tools of the trade all right a pat steers their own ship but how it fares in  a monsoon depends on its maker

visit my friend zann the Carpenter and he will help you craft  the tools needed for harvesting ship building materials or maybe since it was headed by uh  sing Singapore Loft Singapore maybe that's why they what the [ __ ] Joe stop cursing in  chat what I do oh how'd you do that I forgot about that how'd you do that you cursed like  17 times um I don't know what it is on yours what is it on yours do it I'm talking  to this guy real quick do it I want to see something oh you're talking to a guy w

ho  are you talking to no services are available right now do it just do it just do it f my  [ __ ] my f [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Alex Alex reply [ __ ] a box yeah cool well at least there te there's text  chat some game [ __ ] that up I can't believe I'm getting credit giving credit for Tex jumbo  you have been floating on a spinter of luck so far to c a reputation here you must get  your hands bloody it's the pirate way you are eager I like it but be  careful the blood you spill is not your own we

can help each other  you bring me quality materials and I'll make you the best tools on the  red AIS that way both our names will grow Blueprints and materials are  required to grab weapons equipment and tools harvesting tools are used to  extract Raw materials from around the region tools for each of the different  types of materials can be crafted at the carpenter the worst Pirate  Island I can't even [ __ ] curse so we got to build a  saw a pickaxe and a sickle who sickle so there's a check

mark now to  blue and orange purple has no check mark so who's purple Alex have you crafted  a saw a sickle and a pickaxe no do you need me to yes I'm just wondering I  cuz I'm trying to figure out who's who I guess I'm blue Joe's orange and  Alex is purple I am always I've crafted them Alex you trying to get me banned from YouTube  huh no inside joke between he can't say that on YouTube what Alex just said I don't think he was  right I think it was F limit we hit the F it is it is that as well

Alex that that's happened  another time you you absolutely cannot say that but the one thing that I think you're right on is  that you could say see you next Tuesday yeah yeah I think you can say that I I know you can't say  the what CX Tuesday stands for um again I think that's racist against Australians but yeah you're  taking away yeah like they're National it's super [ __ ] inappropriate I think we need to stand  with our upside down brothers and sisters and um that super rally they're not u

pside down  they're right side up we're upside down oh okay from their perspective you do not have the  ingredient I can't craft [ __ ] do that [ __ ] won't sell us chicken she won't sell me chicken  [ __ ] B what are we doing now uh I press RT you know press right trigger to try to see something  but it never comes up I don't know why what that is that a bug or whatever but you I guess you  just continue following anything that's Orange knowledge I'm not really sure can you pull up with so did

you guys go get enough  wood to make your ship pen plan your next eyes customize your ship  or meet up with other like-minded Rogues tools of the trade gather  materials for the ship right to construct your first ship check your map  to locate resources zero of eight I need AIA I don't know Asia what is it  everywhere shall know the name of the legendary Richard Darkness James and  his first mate we already set sale bacle Joel subscribing carage Zari as well  for subscribing for 58 months par of

all is already bored I'm bored free  to playay game yeah yeah I can see that we need to acquire eight of those  Asia or whatever yeah I'm on my I'm on my way to go get some now is it you have to  go on your ship yeah I think so okay well I guess I'll go back to my [ __ ] cuz I  don't think you can run on the island can you no you can only run in small little  directed areas I don't even know where I'm going [ __ ] hope you got a bigger ship ready Captain I don't want to have to haul you from  t

he sea again who are you go away I now I have a different all way to  the F mer all material Gathering is done on a boat are you [ __ ] [ __ ] me I  believe he's been playing for hours yeah well he's been playing for hours but  fancy panda is not a trustworthy person F Lo me $66 I don't think you explore  islands like that I I think he's right oh my ship is dying oh fun o don't go that way you're going to die why  cuz the water will kill you TOA the first thank you very much to the so why are no

tifications  freezing now it's so weird so when we're parked in an island chat notifications are not  posing but when we go out to see that's how what should be highlighted for me yeah I'm  going straight to the Giant's Le you can't go there don't go there what well you can try to go  there yeah let's see what it looks like and I get hurt oo I got a juice some food would be most capital well how the [ __ ] do I get a I cook did you eat it no well was it you that did  the cooking we must the yeah

that makes it oh man what happened to that  that black the black Jamaican dude now I got a white guy who is super  skinny maybe that's why my stamina is [ __ ] did y'all guys lose the black Jamaican  Dude too do y'all have the same crew members as me I've got like a Islander chick and who wants  to go to Starbucks and then I've got a Jamaican dude yes my cut scenes in your cutcenes right  yeah all right how do I get this [ __ ] wood what just happened I'm sailing around so you see  where we're

going it never it never showed up oh [ __ ] you actually made it there without your  ship blowing up yeah there's I see a tree right there do I just what do I do hit F near it f i  don't know what is whatever your disembark is I made it to halfway to that Island and then it's  like hey your ship is going to die if you [Music] uh where got a lot of coconuts I've  got a lovely bunch of I've got a lovely bunch of coconut I love coconut  you know I want to make I want to make coconut shrimp no shrim

p's can't be  better yeah but want coconut yeah but just I think I what what  the [ __ ] how do I harvest chats Captain we've more than we can carry  says there's a spot wood near the port you took off no you talking do you see the  thing here says right here so how do I get that chat I'm at the island with wood now what what what button I'm literally right here with some wood or do I have to go to that specific  wood where Joe and Alex are are going I cannot get out of my  ship but this is not

that kind of game crocodiles snatch this amulet off a ages ago the harvesting is so [ __ ] stupid what is  the harvesting or maybe somebody took the wood because that tree looks chopped down and  I'm and I'm looking at Joe's screen and he's like chopping wood or something he so stupid  how dare you that's all we needed time to go y I'm having a great time sh I think I can only go  to one specific thing this is so [ __ ] stupid I wonder if we can bring you some a zero8 yeah but  I mean if I can l

ike you know we're we're playing together something I guess I have to go to this  one only all right stop mining 21 when he gets here there's not going to be any trees left we're  team we can get to M I think you're giving himself a ton of credit prob we have what we need let's  get it delivered now fast travel home I don't want to sail all the way back [ __ ] St Captain the  ship is warning your ship is not suited for these Waters yeah that looks like an opening can we go through there uh it di

dn't look like  there was one on the map so I didn't tell you what you try you let me know  Joe don't Harvest any more than eight okay I got 22 Yeah Joe I you should not have that only  a jerk would have more than that how much do you have like 30 30 three guys what are  y'all doing are y'all trying to [ __ ] me over no there's like 10 trees over here  and each tree gives you a bunch you're good also I'm hunting crocodiles now I don't know  if the prompt is going to show up or if this my game is

bugged cuz I went to an island  that said it has trees and there were no trees and there was no interface or promt  now I got a [ __ ] shark [Music] oh sh got the hey Fu can I make a crocodile like leather suit boots baby yeah Pride Gator nuggets do you consider Gator Seafood OJ would you eat it  River food's different than Seafood see there does look like  there's a little Gap in here but on the map it doesn't show it is a gap which  or [ __ ] so I went all the way around it oh my God go to th

e sparkly trees so the this  is what I'm supposed to do are you kidding me that's what I said [ __ ]  dumb this is [ __ ] dumb who thought about this well  I forgot everything about Pirates what's crazy is we just played  a game like a little indie game uh and shrouded that has it's just like oh  that's you should just be able to get off sh and just go harvest the  wood go it would certainly be more thetic I think that's enough now where do I go back home sh speak to the  ship right loot fish I

got a fish well all Joe don't laugh having fun man this is this  is the opening Mission y'all yo ho yo ho cut eight trees down pirates life me yo ho I mean this is what you do with the engine  like I like the way it looks and uses the same engine from Black Flag but how can you how  can you graft it to something so boring and lifeless 11 years I a no 11  years was it really I don't remember I remember it being that my quest is bug [Music] work began on SC so now they're clapping  for me cuz I ha

rvested eight [ __ ] wood really they didn't respect me earlier but I went out  there and I saw down eight trees and now they respect me yes that's [ __ ] stupid that's  not funny either it's not funny whoa this guy was chopping wood from his boat Voodoo  baby he's a [ __ ] tough guy Singapore uh [ __ ] Ubisoft was like yeah and yes it is  11 years it said it was first announced in 2013 they don't it wowo wow it's such a simple idea and they  [ __ ] around they probably lost so much time and so

much money changing the concept  over and over and over I was worried you would not make it back from Harvest and Fortune will  surely come your way you are one step closer to securing your own vessel now imagine  doing this for hours like I did who said that imagine doing [Laughter] this that's  a good one you have come many leagues since searching imagine if you have the silver  I will gladly sell you design stolen from meranti dogs honestly I just wanted  an MMO build a ship to rival their be

st yay we got a ship can we be  in a craft a bedar the rammer at the ship right hang on I got to  craft rammer i'm GNA Ram you ram you good there we go I get a cool  cut scene for making the ship let's see are oh one one one one  firework that look kind of weird Okay badar chain ship move all cargo to the new ship [Music] [Music] all right Alex craft your ship I think  I did no there's no check bark next to your name though craft a badar at the ship right King pack  Mystic ethereal thank y'all z

elski 1 2 3 4 thank you to for the first brand new subscriber salute  chat they had an outpouring of support today and I appreciate that very much y was hanging out  with us for hell divers now you're hanging out with us for skulling bones we need you even more  for this game because it's about to get fun pack your [ __ ] bags cuz we about to make a trip to  Funtown let's go right now Len Ladell thank you brand new subscriber salute to you salute our  new subscriber for going above and beyond th

at Call of Duty oh we got to go to the blacksmith  now says I normally wouldn't give nobody like you the steam off my piss on a good day I  saw your ship's got nothing sticking out of gums uh I'll pay any price to arm my vessel why  do we have to be like a [ __ ] wait is that it is that really it your cannons better be worth  I waited years for this but I mean these don't matter these choices don't matter smack and  smash for seven months more than half a year tax track gets in a sub out in chat

helping  us out expanding the power of the angry arm demands you swim with sharks if that CHS your  blood paddle off to your back water AR me the exter crash has left a short short supplies the  company knows this so they're squeezing us tighter oh I love the game no mad gamer it's pretty  cool we just scratched the surface so it was fun it's one of the better Rog like type games  I played in a while enemy it's like it's like Starship Troopers it's like Terminator it's it's  hell divers it's gr

eat arms and guns enemies and preik will yield only to gunpowder and Flame so  hopefully there's tons of different weapon types I guess to try to make this interestings us oh  thank jatic TV thank you what's up boys sorry to see you playing the Shipwreck of a game learned  after 11 hours last night and this morning that the best part of it was closing it down damn you  put 11 hours into it looking for for some kind of before you take a boy out of the company you need  to have teeth right now you

're toothless you need provision you'll have to get them yourself now  get ccken mate cical dingos I like the name cical dingo even the sea would give you a wave craft  cannons and ammunition at the blacki you know we never put out that video the that we recorded  on stream for Skull and Bones been looking for it we'll have to see if we can find like the  the what would be the point in putting it out now well you just said you wanted to  find the thing where they're like forget everything you kn

ow about Pirates oh is that  where it happened yeah you the three of us we yeah we did it live on a stream and  it was like an hourong uh Ubisoft event okay did I did I craft that too many  times or do I need to keep crafting it oh I need to crap if you  want to find me it won't be at the tavern bad things happen when I get assho with whiskey wait is that it is that really it  I've waited years for this stupid mustache 120 n NES NES NES 201 thank you for joining us  joining the angry Armada enjo

y your AJ shield and our fun emotes here on Twitch all right  well I guess I acquired cannonballs and my cannons uh did you buy cannon balls from  the uh the lady no no no you just craft them from the guy but the game doesn't tell  you you have to go to the next page over is that it Lando 11 months 1 month away year  thank you so much mustach drown in a mud puddle speak to the blackm I'll build you a fine weapon careful not to blow these FY cannons they'll  Pierce through those dainty compan Hal

ls rope Locker rope [Music] Locker Purple Rope Locker First Blood to feed their aggressive  expansion efforts the comp has come as far as sa an in search of resources s comp gatherer  ships encroaching on the area around St an so you got your deck scrubbed cannons swabbed and  your loins GED good it's time you rumbled with compan shets comp the car Pricks keep  helping themselves to my blast them to BS the cart's going to get infected my  friend if you just keep doing things like you're doing th

ere all right let's set  sail boys cuz here's where the real fun begins here's where their fun begins is that  what Anakin says what does Anakin say equip your loadout my valuable oh uh he means precious  we we we'll fix that later don't worry about that cheack track thank you are you okay now I want  fun godamn you track don't forget to equip your cannons Lo the Cannons Lo the Cannons the canons  raise the Sals I mean lower the Sals lower them lower them prepare the gro for Journey prepare  pre

pare the these are great notifications thank you so much for making them Dr Evil I'm assuming  Dr made that parmesan B parmesan da 500 vities pirate alert pirate alert he's even made a  pirate alert all right access the ship menu from anywhere in the den use the manage ship menu  to customize your equip weapons okay so Mana ship and then weapons wait is that it is that really it  neon AO n mono I've waited years for this stupid mustache and then wait for one  of these and then we put one of thes

e okay weapons armor no Armor furniture  we put rope Locker 50 something increases acceleration to 300 when trim is activated at  full stamina 5% of stamina is instantly consumed to trigger this effect you can only install one  major major furniture on a ship you know what this is now reminding me of furniture already in  use roope Locker is already in use what is this percentage this percentage that are we doing live  oh that's right this is another live service game [Music] OJ what' you name y

our ship pen us wait  is that it is that really it I named it pen us pen us wait how do you spell it P E N uhhuh  space u s pen us your ship is named pen us yes [Music] the USS implication implication  hey we just put out a new video how' you know is that it is that really it because I  get notifi oh [ __ ] Joe gets notified Joe subscribe to my Channel with notifications  on are you are you a true fan W there's a lot of like butth holes out here fighting  each other is that it is that really it

my penis what I've waited years for this  what did you say you see my penis my ship that's my ship name penis penis edit name uh I  don't know what my name should be ring [Music] speed wait is that it yeah we blew that  guy up yeah we blew that guy Trevor stop blowing guys without me there's a [ __ ]  ton of stop blowing up guys without me Trevor ag3 [ __ ] I'm fighting existence  I'm going to go biggest big is that really it biggest dick is one dude you're taking too  much damage I got to get i

n there profanity detected oh [ __ ] I guess we couldn't  put dickas [ __ ] stay in Frosty 707 thank you for very much him save your life again  there's another little [ __ ] though I see him wait what how did you put you you didn't  name your [ __ ] penis I did how spell it I'm going to name my ship pennis too it  should be my name now yeah but it it says profanity detected when I put pen then what  we just going to die P yeah space us oh you put you just put a straight of space I'm dead  I'll

avenge you die cuz yall die without me there's like 30 ships out here what yeah  go better away from me see you work say SP at let's go Oh Captain grab your SP so we can  identify those in short time your faith will be SE Superman which one is you and which one  is them I see you coming I see Alex he's by himself the third ship I've Su  are they all theyi they some people Red Menace is that it is that really it waited years for this why is the [ __ ] immune penis is here doesn't show me your shi

p name unfortunately yeah  otherwise you'd see my ship name what is that [ __ ] on why would you put that on the crew  boarding what victory there is boarding board his ass oh sweet let's do boarding oh  yo I was going to board him we were going to see some badass swash Buck don't hit me  hit me because you didn't let me swash Buck why is this guy immune why can't I kill him weapons ready I over there hosti hostile one dude near byen let's get this out fire what the hell can't hurt people the wi

nd is our all right prepare to be boarded report your oh I ramm  that guy to death whoever you rammed was the target report your  success to the blacksmith fast travel I know right sail from the that why can't we see him on the on the screen [Music] somewhere I guess it's just so far  you can see me on the uh Compass right yeah I can see you when I press the map but  I can't see you on chasing this [ __ ] down so I want to board these people board them we are ready to boarding killed them was me

that was oh fish doodle oh I became a scoundrel  that [ __ ] will sell me chicken now wait how can I tell if I'm a scoundrel a big  thing just popped up and you're a scoundrel I'm an outcast oh yeah I need a little bit more I'm going  to keep killing things yeah let's keep we'll keep hunting can you ping I'm not sure pay yeah you go  spy glass and then I can Mark like that y'all see it but I think that's a player where are the rest of the [ __ ] cuz I'm on one  right now if you want to try to b

oard dead if you are looking  for will get they are ready for you you get a ton of loot  for killing these [Music] ships it doesn't do anything I'm  not doing it right I just keep saying BL boarding BL boarding why our is running out I keeping why nothing  happened yeah cuz we kept doing okay I'm pulling it towards  are we actually going to get this SP what a [ __ ] let's go catch the wind no so does the game have boarding chat where I whip  out my sword and fight him you want to go fight that t

he ship right over here when you got pinged  kind of yeah cuz I'm not a scoundrel yet I'm only out he should be low enough that  you should be able to board him now all right [Music] everyone what that's it that's it you didn't even do anything was that the boarding  we have destroyed their SA I hope you like wait is that it is that really  it we to stay close Thunder stop am I'm plundering I'm plundering the [ __ ]  Fort or I'm that was my my boarding the fort so boarding that that was plunder

not  boarding okay well that was not Bing you started plundering in town the blunder  what do I do with the plunder I just fight shooting the tower yeah  I'm shooting the tower too it's mutio so you want to shoot the Tower  with this we'll get it down hit hit the very top of it you have to crit  it takes a ton of damage at the very top thanks for parking your [ __ ]  uh [ __ ] vessel right in front of you get out there is more well they really thought this through didn't they I guess it would be

like that just  took a shitload of damage from something oh well oh with the tower  shooting back now almost got itos those guns fire one at a  time why don't I fire three at a time you put a cannon on position your ship yeah I got him there's one more Tower  to kill oh [ __ ] [Music] scoundrel I'm a scoundrel you see the other Tower  really cuz well maybe it's that other Joe do you have a repair kit  you may want to use it you're one hit from d what is a repair kit how do  I use it you you ope

n your inventory and if you've looted ships  you probably have repair kits let's go mes we're in yeah the  tower's on the other side of the island oh we have to go all the way  around bomb plundering right now it's not all the way around it's it's  right here fire away just on this side oh that little baby one yeah it shall be done got to be a quick way to repair so maybe it is offering us some challenge no yeah I've got I got to get back in the zone or I can't fire  Alex is back down yeah is th

ere a quick button for repair got don't forget before you  get hit to press steal yourself Joe just went out B FL CU me yeah there's a cool down  on the repair kits so I just used one so I lock a single [ __ ] hit well  we failed our plunder so that did offer a sufficient challenge but boy was it fine well you want to give up we can  still go back oh yeah respawn and see repair and return to action for 10  and something will I still be in my blunder let's check plunder ended no that was it makes

  sense that you cargo recovery your cargo will be jettison and see when you're return  to where you want to recover we'll find the content Samurai Queen thank you very much for  the Bitties Sly a Zetta thank you so how do you get your cargo back yeah apparently there's  um you drop it but I don't see it where I was I think maybe because we were  plundering we just lose it or something you start another blundering yeah it's at half life so  but if if the Thunder's not going I don't think it'll m

atter oh here's  I think that's my loot R the sails now all right well um let's just go  back to the blacksmith Joe did you go back to the blacksmith you fast travel  to the blacksmith oh my God Joe look at Joe Joe just left Jo you having fun with the [Applause] game inside from what I miss you get how did you go  back to the island so quick I died and I didn't want to spin my Cor you did  respawn oh you don't want to spend your coins Joe you want to save your coins  for your epic adventure yes

I hear Dophin [ __ ] I [ __ ] f that's is this an epic exclusive yeah it's  not on Steam it's not an exclusive because it's on what is it it's on Ubisoft  connect it's on uh epic store and then all the conso ooh I wonder if  this is if this is day one included with Ubisoft Plus where you going Alex  going wrong way I'm going to go get my shipwreck is it me or does your ship  just kind of have a mind of its own it just goes off in a random Direction you  can't really you have to always steer your

ship maybe that's on purpose so that  people don't just fall asleep or something no mine seems good do you have uh Joy  I might have joycon drift yeah one of my Xbox controllers just [ __ ] out yeah  and it's got really bad drift right now so I thought it would be based on  the win you I'm doing my part I'm doing my part I'm doing my part I'm doing my part too official Moxy what's up hey  gangsters hey so we're playing Skull and [Music] Bones yeah anticipated this  one this one might be even wo

rse than Suicide Squad this is supposed to be a live service where  you'll be wanting to play this over and over and over like I don't know I don't know which is worse  can't really comprehend I mean Suicide Squad is insulting to its license at least this isn't I  mean this is this kind of is insulting to Black Flag is what you need holy [ __ ]  big fat cow dog beers are on cow dog nothing like the characters that we  know they're done poorly they're focusing on completely different characters t

hat I  don't give a [ __ ] about that you didn't introd to make the best way possible 10,000 and  then at the end of the game the characters I playing with are destroyed they're gone they're  nothing they're broken or dead all broken or and all the new character that you that I like  in this game are dead and gone anden out this game [ __ ] need my as as [Music] can [ __ ] new Ru my yeah boy thank y'all thank you  so much thank you big fat cow dog well I'm going to go get an actual beer  then cu

z you pay for the beers here come the beers you got the beers we got the be damnet I assume the game is bad well yes yes  are you are you have to dock to fast travel but your ship can get so  thoroughly damaged that you you move at a snail's pace and to get to  a different dock make it take you h oh Ubisoft you want a beer you can out drink  Alex well today yes on any other day no the [ __ ] it's okay Pedro we'll find the  content don't talk like that what the [ __ ] we get some Bailey [ __ ] we

got to do now for I love the sound of bending steel nothing Rolex nothing well okay I got beers downstairs Joe you know I got the the rim salt and some  limes if you want some dois okay okay I brought multiple views here we go cheers John so Joe you you can pretty much get  stuck in the middle of the ocean uh your ship can only will only move like one  or two knots and then you can't fast travel till you get to a dock why would  your ship only move one knot increase your speed if your ship is d

amaged you  can't oh your ship and then you're just stuck you have to find a shark to kill you or something you just have to go two knots towards  the nearest Port those frogs barely put you did good mate tals of your so you two will be waiting  for me I'm going as fast as I can straight there now you impressed the I'm turning in the right  now they're looking to deal with you I've also got more jobs if you're up to it I've got more  jobs if you're up to it no thanks no I think I'm good yeah Al

remember we never talked Hey Joe you want to play a zombie  game he's faster if I [ __ ] die there's Alex I'm 12200 met this is as fast as  my ship can go I even have repair kits but repair kits don't repair how fast your ship  goes let's go out to see with with and and find Alex use the skills and secrets  of St an to your advantage captain on Fire release the I'm doing my part I'm doing doing my part  I'm doing my part hey Sean Sean mere Choose You Sean thank you for choosing me choosing  us S

ergeant L Stein Sergeant lolin says uh whoa I love AC4 this looks like a cool DLC  it looks the part it doesn't play the part I don't even really know if it looks the  part that much all I'm going Against the [Music] Wind see what are you doing  what you doing Alex fr trying to get home but I can't you haven't you're not moving oh yes Alex you're not moving yeah what do you mean yeah press the A Button trying to fix my ship to see if I  can go faster than two but I don't think I can go faster th

an two it looks  like they called let see how fast you I said I have I got more silver  than it cost me to respawn just now so [ __ ] is that it is that really it  I've waited years for this stupid mustache Alex what is he what is he doing I'm managing  my loot so I can get the [ __ ] out of here well you're getting attack I can't do  anything without uh doing this first help me you I'm here to watch the misery I'm just picking up a bunch of loot for free I don't know what's going  on there he g

oes Alex and he's off I don't know he seem to be  going fast yeah I one of these ships had a a repair kit all  right let them out it will St Lord we can use the hand turn turn  in the mission Alex where are you going I was going to kill these ships  oh okay yeah there's one more CHP over there cuz it's we only have to  kill two ships and this pum is done what you do wait is that it is that  really it okay I'm heading home is that it is that really it yep that is it dark  Shinobi is this game wor

th it so far no no how much should I pay for this game free for  now it was free open Beta oh that's right is it worth the open free open Beta yes go go play  it now on epic game store get it out of your system cost your time that's right you spent  11 hours yeah I could be working on suicide squad blue method thank you for joining the  angry on mod and supporting us directly we very much appreciate you we're going  to go turn in this uh this Mission and we're going to get the next epic  mission

of skull and bones and this time it's going to be it's going to be  uh it's going to be Chad it's going to be it's going to be ah [Music] cannons don't matter if ship are leaky old how fair is your day pirate I hope progress carries over because this is  this is pretty bad hey there's Alex there he goes contract complete prove  your skills friendship cosmetic items have been added talk to the blacksmith if  metal work is what you need unwelcome aboard forging new weapons is timec consuming  and

resource intensive but the enemy carries arms right for the taking defeat company  skirmishers and loot their cargo for the blacksmith you'll get a green map three green  restoration kits a green restoration kit and a demi Cannon one this next job will be  brutal this next job will be brutal CH and even you get War carry R parts that would  pay well for sink the ships and the Sea will swallow those parts you'll need to board  the ships we'll board the ships oh [ __ ] yeah compon sh boarding  wa

rships offers a chance to loot we we need to deliver three Cog Wheels I'll build  you a fine way weapon all right I delivered my Cog Wheels thought you would cow but you've  proven me wait I guess I already completed it you butchered compan warships and good their  all just waiting on orange to do their C Wheels if I have what the [ __ ] it's okay Pedro  [ __ ] we'll find the content don't talk like that do we have [ __ ] storage outside  of our ship or no restoration kit demy Canon [Music] one

completed dress to kill from  commanding respect to intimidating Rivals a pirate's Garb speaks volumes of their  reputation dress yourself a new and Mark your Rising status in Z an's pirate Community  you tormented the companion Rose in infamy and earned the respect of your fellow Pirates  but you look like shite mate seek out for the Italia and she'll Garb you up good  Garb you up good we got to get garbed up good s tree oh so the ship right won't let us  build these new ships until we go find

their blueprints no matter if the ships are leaking I'll take this one where thanks here for restyle M I can  tell from a glance you're not a normal pirate come florentin deliso will turn your life  around with fashion to fit your Rising Fame speak to vanity in any Den for customization Joe what are you doing nothing  there is no yawning in Pirates are you sure what are you doing dressing up your pirate nothing clothes have a gift to  inspire your fear remember if you're almost out of cannonball

s go  get yourself some more the guy was at 999 wait you made that many I mean  I don't know or maybe that was the the health of my Canon I don't  remember I saw a lot of 999 one time at least the clothes there there's some cool  clothes I mean so far that's about all I all I can say yeah hell yeah got some chickens  you need to dress yourself up oh I'm not interested man I'm making chicken what's the mission grilled crocodile hell yeah our frogs still wrong these days godd damn woman rip me off

D what is the best one now will they let me use my  materials that are in my warehouse to craft you've got a good eye [Music] put on a hat Alex damn I'm out  of money I can't get my hat butu should have never bought those [Music] pants you don't know God I I couldn't afford my rest of myit so they want me to buy  Captain Cosmetics buy whatever you want okay how do I buy oh my tooth I pretty much have the best come back when you have more coin  to spare I need a hat but now my only motivation is

to kill one or two things and get  a hat and then I guess I'm done with the game you already jealous on my hat I haven't seen  it I'm behind you oh yeah that's pretty cool hat yeah it's pretty dress to kill step two what is dress to  kill step two equip your newly purchase cosmetics return the blacksmith and Pirates garage fitting  your standing okay I guess we got to go back to the blacksmith rting gameplay guys ring who  said this what did you say this yes how dare you ifal work is what you w

ant to go get new  [ __ ] blueprints so we can stop having shitty shits those aren't all that make the par if you  want to Rise Above the Rest build your infamy need to go of Greater reward and R shall come your way  if any pose too Fierce a challenge I'll Forge you something deadlier keep cracking and even kingpins  like Scurlock will take there's a defender or the Sentinel even the sea would it give you a  wave well first Alex you need to talk to the blacksmith by tracking a blueprint you you

can easily  view the materials requ to craft the item meet John Scurlock the Kingpin of Saint Sunan I he A [ __ ] massive pirate ship  went down off the red Isle a few dos so we need bronze Ingot a roko planks or Juke hey better watch your mouth in  there hey you're wearing the same thing I am son [ __ ] thanks to Captain [ __ ] up here I got a French Hound sniffing right up  my sweaty [ __ ] get him out my sight I could really use a new captain now  heard you swap that leaky tub of yours talk o

f your Deeds grows louder you see my  ships in the harbor do you know where they're headed holds briming with spices  Amber grease and other Delights they make passage for New York and in return  the slobber face Ching gives me all the silver supplies and guns I need as  long as that flesh pile gets his Goods I can do whatever I want on this Island I  control the flow of coin so I bow down to none wealth will bring freedom and power  such wealth only makes one a larger Target you seek Fortune wi

th me and we shall  reap spoils greater than The Wealth of Nations survive and you grow so powerful  we could be partners all rivals you want this chance cly it's yours but don't you  give me reason to ruin another rug those fineries very costly now take your job and  shove off off you go pirate with a heart of gold SHO oh yours is red but mine is black days like this I miss my what the [ __ ]  you mean he sh uh continous Scurlock when when ready your wor the Scurlock it continous  Scurlock what

I have to he just did you not this accept his mission cuz it says  I can't you need to I guess I got to go back in his office he's going shoot you oh  he's going to miss me I won't shoot the aome guns to my allies the sea people they have  information on offer bring it back now the sea people and I have a deal they get the weapons  they need from me and I'll get full reain of this port theyve been long at war with the clan of far  so watch your ass far ships will be on a hunt for you we can hel

p the sea people win the war  you're exploiting the sea people people I don't care who wins every day I make a  killing selling these guns why bleed for others when you can suck them dry suck them  dry chat [ __ ] suck them for information suck them good as long as the war drags on  the agreement stands so bring him enough arms to fight but never to dominate we got  ourselves a money spinner cie let's keep it turning keep that fire burning okay so I completed my first boarding fun would recommen

d get a bunch extra loot bribe this see people for  reports on scurlock's enemies Supply weapon cash tambi Foundry lanitra vona Falls something in the  mailbox achieving mail son of Liberty uh I could put this  in the cargo or the warehouse just gifted to you by all hunting spear to bombard one tracking materials the map shows  the location of all remaining materials required to craft the cutter you can place  your marker on any of the materials some materials are refined such as fine  jute you

can Harvest raw materials to refine them into refined materials  buy from a manufacturer calling for help encountered an enemy too tough must be Al  over there or something IM move Char calls for help what are y'all doing I'm  just hanging out next to the um intro like the the starter area  just shooting Little Ships and Joe all that c hold on I got to I need a hat hey Captain going a repair manage ship we bonss  I got some new we bonss to the fronty cannon reload is faster range  is way shittie

r Dam is exactly the same got to bombard try to bombard from that mailbox I swear like I hit crew  board in half the time it doesn't do anything cannot afford this, 1500 gold coins [Music] that's kind of cool that what I want, 1500 bro shut the [ __ ] up allies I shot Supply these days  give the SE people weapons and they'll sing like all right so you're  going to one of the missions there orange all right well I guess we'll meet you in 30 minutes um oh all the way over  [Applause] there all the

se screaming sometime been screaming for help wait you already did that one so we don't  have to do that one go down go go sou uh go south no we'll be left with nothing if we let them still have the uh Crew song so  that's good to see what they did in Black Flag where you going coming to you well uh I didn't realize this was a huge  island I thought that it was you could just go south them open name Captain it down go back to your station I'm a Rover are waiting to be we with the fish now it's t

he time to fallow down fire away me take us all right we one more that  last you did that one as well yeah all right we're going to turn around good noise they're weak just a little more how do you make people shut up IMU  shut the [ __ ] up you want to help those towers are about to ask  for help are on set to your battle station fire you I died in the cut scene  it was great I'm firing L to those bastard if you Bard you still take damage from all of  the other things even though like you PA ca

n't move I got no in the butt weapons disabled and the safe [Music] oh board please we fighting the we have aare our weapons is there a faster way to [Music] heal I was just trying to help you  out but you were fighting like for victory I don't know if this is the  faction that we're supposed to be helping can't board him let see if we can out run now it's the time to fall all right I think I all ranom um yeah damn man I just I just couldn't imagine doing  this without an interesting story and u

h and it's not born as [ __ ]  huh that's boring as [ __ ] H well you know well I'll be real with you  there there's a lot of pirate games out there that I've tried that waiting to be carried away  want want to like and many of them operate like this just go back and forth between islands  transporting stuff there ships that you fight so this is the basic bones of it but I didn't  expect tripa company you know like Ubisoft to be as deep as you know an indie game made  by three people um I expect

ed a little bit more it's just painfully average  painfully [Music] boring that's all the reports Captain turning them  in will surely gain scurlock's trust okay got go back home you know I I actually  you know as far as Suicide Squad I like looking at Tropical Islands more than I like looking at  that shitty [ __ ] Metropolis shitty Brainiac 13 of them in the background so at least there's nice  things to look at in this game oh Joe you finished the mission already go back home how did you did 

you fast travel back home y I don't see anybody on the how do you fast travel you you have to be  in the port so like I can come over here I can do what dog I can't disembark disengagement combat  is it because of [ __ ] chasing who's got me in comat so these guys chased me all the way from  there we're under Fire all right I guess I'll just go and die let's get closer and see  what they how did Alex get out of we I was just sitting right next to you did you die no  no we were right next to the

the port I just walked right to the port got out of my ship the  town oh I guess I could go all the way to the Flor is there an easier way to do  these repair kits yes I you wish good as got that Enemy Fight a warship a [Applause] forge like godamn it I hate you Joe  like all you know I was following you all the way there I told you and  then you fast travel there instantly and you fast travel their back I can't  because apparently I'm infamous I was helping some people fight and I guess  these

were the wrong enemies to try to fight I don't know who keeps  yelling but it's annoying they all the resources right we won't get a share I lost my infamy now but I'm also  not near a port so I can't do the now I just need to go there man you harvest coconut  oh don't mind if I do to act now let's get them yeah Harvest you oh look it's a different [Music] animation AR mes that's a good J job done another successful round to go well that's how real pirates  did it they stayed on the boats they

they can't get off the  boats no what are you a land lover the wind from the ship all [Music] right yay I you B A Hardy one uh thank you it speaks of a French and far compan agents  wooing the far Clan with guns but why oh sh sh I got to return to skrl be to become French  puppets there has to be someone else on offer this Alliance threatens  everything we must put an end to it so close to building my ship I'd got to deal with Clan VAR I'd find the  French agents and kill them all I'd love to wa

tch their guts come spilling out but killing  them only delays an agreement we must cut deeper cut my two enemies are busy flirting and  the seat people will Merchants hear of it before I do have my agents turned blind and death comp  moves swiftly in the shadows is that it is that really it have a sun in our eyes I've waited  years for this done good work H when I'm done beating the information out of my ification  is perfect I'll have more for you a see Guy Hey Jo I love your videos thank you

man Desy what  game was that for forgot see theves oh man okay yeah return to Scurlock well why did you just kick  me out of there you fing continuous Carlock when ra why force me out if you have to like  immediately talk to him again all right let's have it it's so stupid the pirate  round the comp Royale has a presence in the red Isles and their merchant carry stolen  spices perfumes and luxuries from the Indian Ocean I want you to Rob those arrogant  [ __ ] they spit on us all I turn my in ta

ke everything and ruin them worse than the  Great Plague did some from here I want to [ __ ] go I maybe I have three more I I can I transfer stuff to you lives are yours to  take but those goods belong to me W Chin's demands are a burden we cannot  carry on trade alone and a comp are a ripe Target slow to react and hated by  all so we do what Pirates do best get in their faces and rip the Silver Spoon  right out their mouths get to work h there's a trading button now there won't be  any Tales to

ld of this feet but you brought me a good honest wh cie my men inspected the  goods qu calling me cie found this manifest a little of rumor trade request one that will sprad  out very soon except something huge is coming man of war an invasion force a plague ship doesn't say  the comp has plans in motion and we are blinds to them I'll keep sinking those ships to find the  answers that's it that's all you're going to give me three coconuts deeper for answers for now  sh my agents in the comp rema

in in the dark I'll go see if I can get some more usess but that's  at least half of what you need down harder on their grimy snouts rats care too much for or did  you already have any should my agents provide any more piss and swash know that opportunity  will fall on you oh this is so boring off you go what the [ __ ] are y'all doing did y'all  already go through all those cut scenes I just did is that it is that really return to scar  loock what the [ __ ] is going on I've waited years for th

is stupid bu I just got out of his  [ __ ] cut scene three times two times now you want me to go back it's okay P [ __ ] we'll  find the content don't talk like that what the [ __ ] you're kiding me you're kidney me I  like that thank you very much God I this game makes me sad cleanse your soul after this  trash with the incredible true stories of the golden age of pusy documentary on YouTube  you will feel better check it out what was I going to do after this I was going to do something  forgot

we got another here back for more are you guys I'm done man are done are y'all the ones  like create like no we're helping you are yall literally completing the contract as no cuz I have  to complete it too you have to accept it I cannot so I See's Heist as tooling demands more Goods  there are rumors of a large compound Convoy that may hold the goods sorlock needs sees the compound  hole for sorlock high sees Heist says it's red you found a manifest and also the French and far trade  deal it's

not OJ and Alex they're not doing things to progress it outside we actually have to do the  things together it doesn't work like that I wish it merch just stand here and just talk to this  guy we Jo Alex do the whole is I mean this changes everything blunder the Convoy and we'll  live free our whole lives plunder it and the world will tremble at our footsteps we can  become anything we want to be get that Convoy and New York receives 10 times a normal Hall  tuling and his band of inbreds will b

e eaten out of our hands everything and those French  FS they'll be so baffled they won't be able to tell tip from us we're going to get a lot of  Mile out of that kie Destiny is calling and our names are on her lips ready your ship guard  your loins and seize that [ __ ] Convoy Bro you've already said that like seven times let's  go don't stand there awkwardly staring at me other Joe shipwreck and it contents what  did you just die let me why did it say I don't know what the [ __ ] sail to the

Royal  Lew's rumored location high seas High Step One this will be the first good mission  right Chad I think I think this will be the first real like good entertaining Mission  they got to have a few entertaining ones here and there right so this one he built the  [ __ ] out of this one so that's not going to disappoint us let's repair okay so we got to  go over there The Heist all right let's go set sail going to be a night good Mission and says the Royal is near  the islands of the Moon let's

of exotic we have a ship to se I went too fast we going out shoot this Tower cuz you can PL this place you get  experience and go up and pirate in for me stuff dying yeah about to die come with us yeah Bard station one oh man well was very generous  of Ubisoft to do an open Beta so to show everybody the what they  have to look forward to help is here I'm running out of cargo  space so I'm going to have to deal with my cargo space I guess after this mission for the guys with bow and arrows have 

Aimbot and infinite range oh what the hell died I thought you I thought you were  going to make it yeah I was I was like way the [ __ ] far away and they're not even  using cannons going to make it going to make it do not I keep getting loot I don't know where  it's coming from if people just blow up ships it's me I'll take give me a free much we under attack Joe or what by these  guys you want you want me to kill him we got to get him no just going to ignore him  you going are you going to mak

e it yeah are they going to attack me I don't know I swear  to God if you [ __ ] shoot me it's over for you nice uhoh of them prepare yourselves Jo you why are all these people  attacking us why did you piss them off yes you did they you they keep summoning because you  attacked their buddies I accidentally pumped into him come on oh my God I don't want to [ __ ]  play the game and you're making me play the game cuz you ran into these [ __ ] now they're  going to send they all [ __ ] after us I

said sorry look at these sick drifts  CH so [ __ ] good sick it doesn't feel anywhere near as cool as that made that we live oh now they're shooting me [ __ ] must  have bumped them they never no it says it says hostile because of another player because of  me that's weird because we're in a group they never they never were hostile to me I guess or  maybe up okay top right right I think that's what that was you mess with them too much  now they're neutral yeah I guess SL slowly over time slowly

over time they calm down like  look man I'll buff that right out don't be a dick can I like choose my crew so that I can  get this annoying lady's voice off of my crew oh I turned that [ __ ] down immediately I  haven't heard my crew it's like the first 20 minutes we start playing I mean I like the  songs and I like to hear them from time to time but just not not her you got what you got  that's [ __ ] that you know that you know how much that would connect me to my ship there was  a [ __ ] game

uh Warhammer uh man of war of cor a where you can like recruit people in bars  and you knew who your crew was and then they go on your ship and it was [ __ ] awesome  you're telling me that in in this Pirate game they forgot about like individual crew  and getting attached to them and [ __ ] just stupid you literally missed the whole point of  all pirate games I'm [ __ ] harvesting from my ship why is this guy throwing up fireworks  the guy we have to attack we have to attack I think that's the

one that we going  to attack want the the the firework sh Maybe contributed hunt down the Royal  Lewis and sees her Caro here we go let's go they're not to indicate my target  are they that'd be stupid why would they call themselves out like that there it is it [Music] is what is he doing with fire fire away oh I got him with the critical there that was almost that was almost fun  think they can escape us fire gu's fast shoot angle coming around let this you all going to the B keep ow ow where'

s the quick repair button am I  missing it or do I have to go into my inventory okay bumper Lefty pad  got it what is it for keyboard know [Applause] hey yeah I'm  boarding them so much [ __ ] noise you actually went aboard  did you whip out your swords and no it's a dumb cut scene yeah it  takes like 3 seconds awesome got this God damn it crew boarding oh up I got him gotu you stop firing off fireworks as  his ship was sinking he was still firing a huge French Fleet they will be feeding the fis

hy up are we hos somebody bucked into them soon de and will the enemy L and sink all right well now we have two  notorious two notoriety with whatever is this a port we can go to that's what  I was thinking to go check that Port out that would be cool we over  where is my beacon flaged it are you yellow is an outp uh your ship is incumbered if your cargo  weight is over its carrying capacity once in this state your ship speed and maneuverability  will be effective please don't tell me I can't fa

st travel if I'm encumbered if me pull  a Starfield I can only go five knots cuz I'm encumbered well you can disembark here so  that's good so maybe we can fast travel from here slly now all right all of the cashes are  linked I like that you can't fast travel all right how do I get rid of all my  [ __ ] or what do I do with all this stuff I don't know send it to put it in your cash or  your everything you know about the traditional pirate fantasy skull and bones is taking a  darker grittier app

roach with our new game Direction get everything you I I couldn't  hear you so this thing that I'm standing next to you is your cash and you can just dump  all your like real heavy [ __ ] you don't need to be carrying around and it links to all  the ports so it's like this is like your bank um my heavy [ __ ] like I guess wood I don't know what how  do I tell if it's heavy just the number of Supply being high  like this long gun trans ref to Warehouse well before I do any of that I  guess I coul

d do some I could sell stuff yeah this is there's a merchant here what am I what am i s what is what do I need to keep something  I that's thing I don't know anything we are almost done  with what brought us here man I'm just going to dump [ __ ] in  my did you did you not go get your shipwreck did I not I thought I did no  I I see it your shipwreck over here that means all of your uh items stuff back holy  [ __ ] fast traveling costs 345 silver y wow and is what's the the  mission the mission i

s to go back and okay we need to find the treasure map get  the [ __ ] it cost money yeah everything costs money right well I know where we got to [Music] go I don't know what any of this is  used for but I can't really make Intelligent Decisions on whether I  need to sell something or save it for building something else I guess I need  to look at some blueprints of what what ships how ships are made pull fast  travel then I didn't cuz it cost a ton of money and then we have some stuff  to do ov

er here but I may be able to do it myself see p plan next C your ship meet up 320 uh [Music] OJ do you have bronze bronze ingots find and steel gardx Bounty  examine the Bounty map in your cargo for Clues so our mission isn't over yeah  I guess we got to examine the Bounty map in my cargo okay read Treasure Map  treasure maps lead to buried treasure at Outpost study the treasure map to interpret  its Clues and identify the Outpost it leads to so there's uh your job is simple  kill the bastard in

his crew succeed and you will be rewarded handsy travel to  Reef sea red aisle then head to the Royal burial ground Outpost for your reward okay  so we got to look for um an an island like that open map I don't know oh did you mark  it on the map I marked where I thought it might be yeah I think it's probably over  there too all right well I guess I'll head that way unless you're doing something  different no I'm heading towards my X can you repair your ship at any  random Island like this let'

s see [Music] y oh my God I wish there was a  speed time button they taking and we're going against the wind I'm hoping  these the upgrade ship upgrades are worth it because this ship [ __ ] sucks yeah I  hate this ship I hate this [ __ ] and ship today forget everything you know about  the traditional pirate fantasy skull and bones is taking a darker grittier  approach with our new game Direction car everything away weget everything  you know this is a darker grittier direction did game develop

ers think like that everybody wants darker and  grittier like is that is that like is that like the uh test marketed phrase  that they think would get them the most sales we need to eat food grilled  fish before we set sa so we could have better stamina that's how that  works I've been eating bunch of stuff oh I haven't least the water looks nice  from time to time I think sea of Thieves had better water I'd have to look at the  Sea of Thieves water again it's been a lot I'm doing my I'm doing m

y part  I'm doing my part I'm doing my part too you're doing your part fat Irishman 13  months thank you bat Irishman that was 20 minutes ago and thank you is ky Kanan  what the [ __ ] why are you tagging me [ __ ] y'all fire away I'm so dead all this time I'm just going to  [ __ ] die because for no reason I guess I got too close to them J into them  this guy's a level 10 you're level two run yeah there nothing I can do I mean this is  where it asked me to go why would they [ __ ] do this to oh

thank God they're they've given up  on my sorry ass that ship look suspicious move closer yeah I guess I think it has  to do with these this red above their head the wind HS it's a blench  warship Captain PGE captain what's that mer yeah I think so I do not like the  look at this get us closer they find us did we do the mission find and  steal the Bounty read the treasure map no we haven't gotten there  yet Alex yeah I found the area and outrun a bunch of people how [Music] [Music] annoying all

he didn't seal the Bounty  so we just got to sink this dude you have to get f a treasure map it should be like right here well good thing there's a port here [Music] go where'd he go Jo no CL  right behind there's a port right here it says the treasure is in this Outpost [Music] tired tired sick and tired get those down okay so can we do some pirate  stuff and look for Buri treasure on the island is that what you're doing  M hold the track I'm holding and I wasn't and I failed to track I'll jus

t follow  the J press the wrong button dig up the treasure chest there it is wait I'm the only one that did it yep can you do can you do it it's already  here there's nothing here but um um the only one with the check mark well Alex was  on the island way before me where the [ __ ] was Alex this is a huge [ __ ]  island with a whole bunch of [ __ ] on it um I just like it wasn't very far into  the island I just randomly somebody left some cannon balls here I I don't know if the  location is diff

erent from for y'all but all water is the location did you look under something that looked like  a turtle no it was just glowing sparkling and it said press to dig up treasure and so then  I pressed y to dig up the treasure and it's right where I'm standing I'm not sure where  yall were do we have to exit the island and then come back in Joe you did it right  Noe cuz it why does it say over here Al step three says AJ is say Alex step three and  then Joe doesn't have anything on I'm standing rig

ht where it is this is where I pulled  up do y'all see an empty chest here like I do yeah I I mean I saw you digging it up okay  why would it only do one if if all three of us are supposed to complete it I'm so this game is  so confusing so stupid all crafted by sh hands what Captain sound trade May our friendship be strong like iron maps  are all random usually based on the a you're in uh bloody Rye what do they have to do or does  only one of us have to dig up the treasure since technically it

is only one Treasure Chest it's  not like no it is different locations so I did have a I had to find a rock with a turtle on  oh wow so mine was on the completely opposite side of the island OG you're just going to  have to find what your map says I got lucky there I think I'm going to fast travel for $300  because I I I don't want to I don't want to do that first we got to see what the  mission says to do next after Joe gets it there could be another phase what you got Joe you're just running 

around the whole island I where is there is there some Clues Alex that you  can give him oh on the map the it just all it says are you talking about the treasure map Alex  or something yeah on the treasure map mine had a little rock a triangle rock that had a turtle  on it and so I just found it was like bright and glowy so I would just continue running  around until you find the that treasure map though okay okay yeah yeah  there's two parts to the treasure map if we pull off this job we could

end  up with a shitload of French treasure Captain Joe can you pull up the treasure map okay so what is the thing on the right yeah what what is that image  above the Red X uh just the like I guess 5 10 13 13 5 1013 somebody drew  the number 13 on it so it's a rock it's a rock with etchings in it so you got to  find a rock with with uh um kills marked into the Rock All Right Alex let's go  help him look I found it you found it y hit the deck contract complete explore the west of  red Isle and t

he clan of farest territory return to scarl when you're ready to continue do we  have to explore or do we just can we just go back to him I think we shadow of SPS we just  go back to them so I'm going to fast travel back for $300 open the crate in my inventory this one no this one patched leggings deck hand tatters  Tangled strings and rogish gloves ship and Captain vanities can be  viewed and equipped at the dock okay of your I do need a hat so let  me go put on a let me go buy my hat I've want

ed my hat for the longest time for the  longest time whoa whoa whoa heard your name s by [Music] $800 you crazy F the longest I need a umbrella I want that with the Red Feather not enough gold pieces jeez to get that at I need Pieces Of Eight what  is this one piece what's going on do you get a bonus if you wear  like every single piece good choice well that's enough excitement  for me yeah hold on hold [Music] on year three buddy holy [ __ ] that is  some hardcore support man amazing dude so mu

ch 46 months play this for  the weekend never Play It Again it's true play it over the weekend yeah  and then you're done I'm already done with it this is the beta Joe that game  ain't in this is the game this is the game let's see this cool cut scene after we  did that [ __ ] go talk to scurvy man yeah you ready for more no you ready for more found  little but the orders from kedc he was waiting for us that Convoy was a lie oh sweet smelling  nectar the taste of stinging piss and my agents swal

lowed it all that comp LP Dog Captain ked's  been feeding him the ones he hasn't turned is slaughtered all my agents gone and  where left would nak it last cheeks flapping in the wind yeah naked  K will be coming for his both now card's not coming after me it's you he  wants we'll take cardex down together oh I feel sorry for you he's not coming  after me [ __ ] you he wants you you cannot run from this Kali whose [ __ ] was  it that his forces set upon now right now A rendering Your Vessel with

your name and  your likeness it hangs upon his wall till it's replaced with your head you broken  up about it he's a companion man their best righteous too would rather SAR off his  own hand than accept tainted coin but kedc is still a French dog set a Target in front  of him and the mut can't help but but give Chas how do French dogs bark explore the west of the red aisle and the  clan of farest territory return to sorlock when you're ready to continue orange needs to Joe are  you orange yeah

go go to go to him go make this a fortune we'll stop here uh but  let me see what what what is what is the next mission where we need  to see we need Joe to finish this [Music] cut I see you Joe skipping through all  those [ __ ] cut scenes Joe you think I'm not you think I don't see you he's talking to  me fast I like all right man cool bye hey Jo's like I'm done with this [ __ ] yo that  is Despicable I I can't believe you the same thing Alex is not doing the same thing he is  absolutely watch

ing to be honest I watch all of them because I'm eating dinner while playing  this game because this game is so boring you can other things while playing this game yeah  see I'm watching your cutscene so yeah Joe shut the [ __ ] all right so the next mission  when when we when we come back to this game is called the far comp partnership threatens  scurlock's trade operations in the red aisle we got a plunder a farest settlement so it'll  teach you how to do the plunder mechanic while flying comp

on colors to sour relations  so we'll accept o the more you grind in the more you upgrade your ship to be like super  badass the faster that we can get through when this game actually cuz everything's carrying  over from this beta they in their own R turn the cool all right well thank you all so much  uh I mean I'm going to continue streaming so um y'all stick around I'm actually going  to compare this game right now to a steam nexx uh pirate demo that I downloaded a few  days ago I'm curious ob

viously this is going to be probably better it's got millions  and millions and millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars behind  it and years of development time but still 11 years 11 years of development time plunder  the foreign blame the French your devious mind is why I keep you around but I'm way ahead of  you Cly my agents will plant rumors of French treachery and you cly will play God this guy  won't stop calling us cly Callie this Callie that it's annoyinger the far and

we'll blame it  on trying to call us by our name but we because you don't have our names in the database will  be too bu quing the far Rebellion to come for us besides turning far a trade our way has always  been the plan without French Weaponry they'll need us other Joe has left your group enemies are now  some blueprints that aren't showing up at the blacks is it a dock and  disguise your ship and come by now all right see see you guys tomorrow  and later today be sure to watch the top 30 wor

st movies it is out now top 30 if you  want some movies to torture yourself with and you want to watch them tonight I kind of  want to watch the stupid one we need the Poo cuz bad part two should coming out yeah  I put the part two trailer in in the video um yeah so I'm staying here jet I'm just going  to hit bad bad bad bad not my bad yeah I'll see y'all tomorrow bye everyone mhm yeah  bye- bye bye bye bye bye by bye bye Bo boy boy so what we did determine today Chad  is Hell divers 2 was fun y

eah that's fun and um it's better than Suicide Squad  it's better than skull and bones and skull and bones was extremely boring and  Suicide Squad was uh boring repetitive and insulting so that's that's probably worse  um yeah and all right Alex you you are free wonderful we go do some nightquil and  uh recover yes Yes Man definitely it's not later later Alex doesn't get sick often  so it's it's he needs to recover bye bye Joe all right well Chad let's uh let's look  at our at our um document he

re of 50 50 demos of steam next demos so so as you can see here we  found some bangers all the bangers are in Blue uh the games that are could be considered all right  are in pink but not for me Millennia I was going to wait to put more time into that's why it's  purple uh the ones in red are shitty not good uh the ones in purple I got to put more time  so here's what here's the Pirate game on Steam NE nextfest but let's see if there's other pirate  games on Steam nextfest that might be worth tr

ying out so I wonder if we can go into steam  nextfest and then just like type in pirate Pirates there's nine games that are coming so  I downloaded Caribbean island mark Mark of the deep exploration Souls Like Pirates stor  brid dreaming aisles no cursed crew crew management Rog light Commander crew keep  the [ __ ] afloat defeat Pirates and Deep Sea Beast sail as far as oh is this like  FTL but with pirates that could be pretty cool wait why can't I download this who team  next to [Music] us o

h weird like Ste next F over oh okay well we're going  to add that to our list 51 Dumas Pirates Cosmo Pirates bounties of Babylon 4X no no dirty dirty Pirates no Caribbean Legend open  world are BG 2 hour 200 hour long event okay let's try some of these I'm going to restart the stream  so I can get a h fresh um steam nextfest part two we'll go AJ late night and we'll do demos and we'll probably start  with Caribbean Legends so I'm going to stop the stream and restart the Stream