Trying Out Supermarket Sim! Then MORE Helldivers 2! Stocking the Shelves with Cheese AND DEMOCRACY!

free game is good where'd he go it's a good question M we'll summon him let's he's outside yeah I haven't got anything yet but when  I I get the email orange train stem YX bit man 18th mofos what 18th what talking about I  don't know what the hell that means me neither logical error doing good how are you doing  what Su Gman take Bitties coopa it's been a while been streaming some shitty games  now we're going to try maybe some shitty games toon hello big guy and Grandpa  Joe you son of a [ __ ]

you son of a [ __ ] oh you're the 18th person you were  first close enough hey guys o do you want to do my University assignment I'll pay you  okay but it's going to be an F what I guar what subject he's ready to attack  you yeah he is get him ah good morning unicorn you and all ready for winie  the Poo blood Honey Poo the electric booo it's coming out the 26th is it yes did you  see it won every single award possible for the razis oh God noera been with us nine  months it's going be bad bad yo

u idiot morning all what did failed heat sink this  game is good but lacking a lot well that sucks but Joe uh is going to be running it  so it's going to be great I am everyone's fired Prime Cinema we have played darkov yeah it's time to I don't know Tok on Prime Cinema yeah  that's what that is for bad movie it was [ __ ] bad super bad even the [ __ ] costumes are bad are  we hyped for a alheim update no is what are they updating I love valheim valheim is an amazing game  but I've done everythi

ng you can do in valheim so what are what are they adding yes we are I'm gonna  play Dune I can't wait for Dune it's one of the the top most anticipated games for me and then uh  Jurassic Park survive no not that one that one and then Space Marine 3 I love Jurassic Park Jurassic  Park is a series that they had one good movie and then like one okay movies and then everything  else has been so [ __ ] hor count that it's like the other don't count all right three three  is getting up there but one

and two one and two no no wrestling you want to watch us wrestle that's  weird that's weird shadow of the UR tree [Music] yes hide Steam for a second oh God he's  right behind you grab him moose come here oh look who it is it's Titan  what's up Titan moose moose moose moose come here that we just going to lose a fight toose do I have any thoughts  on Ronin pre-launch no is bad 112 mil how you doing Titan I hope there's carens in this  game I'll show you how to deal with a Karen so why are people

uh mad about  Ronin because they're or people are just mad about everything nowadays it's like  it's like their whole personalities but um Karen wants refund for her lettuce let us  see if that no no you know what's funny so I go to Costco a lot like three four times a  week because it's on my way home and every now and then you guys stop and and get  chicken bake and like seeing people in the uh like cuz you Costco will let you return  anything anything I think it's within like six months like

their return polic is insane  and people come in with like a thing of grapes I ate half of these grapes and I  found too many I didn't like so I'd like my money back and cost's like okay it's  crazy to me come on doing good doing good Titan oh no that's one of the games we had to try oh we don't have to I can hit  decline real easily I can hit decline agent agent a [ __ ] you not no  pun intended that happened once I used to work at a grocery store years ago that  happened somebody [ __ ] did t

hat did what took a dump where in the aisles yeah oh yeah  like what the [ __ ] how sometimes old people how there's some crazy [ __ ]  people no it it's not Walmart H Amigos H 28 months uh hell yeah Joe  is editing Skull and Bones right now which is why we're here and you're seeing us  instead of him he's going to try to get this done this week pass it on once because  someone's going to come in and be like where's Joe you be like he's editing where's  the Skull and Bones review guess what he's

editing that [ __ ] happens well yeah  yeah fck don't forget my gas station there's a gas station you forgot your gas  station there's a gas station uh DLC that I'm looking to buy I think it's called  like shady deals it's like a little I guess bar I'm name it Roadhouse  Patrick S is gonna be my my uh bouncer no review on Final Fantasy 7 rebirth  you suppose uh I don't know you you could ask a question look I'm going to say this a  million times but when you ask questions people might you don't

look chubs Wick I think  I recognize your name um there are ways to ask things or like inquire and not have it be  like negative and kind of poopy or you can ask it in a poopy way but I don't know we're  working on this review and then we'll see what happens oh who's f faster than me o doc he is oh yeah how do I feel about the tafa beach scene uh I  don't feel anything about it this is controversial and I'm not even agreed with as anyone here in  the office I don't need the video games that I p

lay to constantly have naked women in them I  it's not it's it's like it's cool disgusting show me but you know they're like some people are  really mad they're like uh Tifa got a downgrade her boobs are different size than the last  game it's like one boob sizes can change two bras are hell of a things that don't exist in  a in a bathing suit and it's like who gives a [ __ ] it's true look at that parmesan D I  was about to say look at me in uh the quiet outfit I'm size B I'm a be cup so like o

f all the things to get mad at like  that's not one of them for me where's your naked man at you don't  know if we're wearing pants you you don't know oh Lord Alex you please bless me with answer  for I'm a peasant beneath you what your ass on these bad boys no I'm just look if you are maybe  maybe you're saying a joke maybe you're trying to be a dick uh I'm just saying that sometimes  you guys ask questions and it makes you uh sound like [ __ ] and uh other times not like I said  I don't I don'

t know Texas is horrible happy 39th to you happy birthday happy birthday  and yes RIP to a legend you will be missed OJ is wearing that many layers  on top he is definitely wearing pants unless he's secretly Canadian yeah it could be I liked that when we were streaming the  the Canadian um the well what were we were playing we were playing uh France 44 like oh  yeah yeah we were talking about the Canadian snipers people like oh yeah Canadian snipers are  the best and then someone's like well wha

t about their war crimes and then people got a really fun  history lesson on how War crime were pretty much invented by the Canadians things are [ __ ] up  Dam you zero look up World War I Canadian like and it's just like holy [ __ ] the Canadians were  brutal uh how old did I get I got 50 I'm 52 now oh God 52 52 O's birthday was yesterday I did make  you something special for lunch today oh yeah fancy uh for zero we're March buddies zero  it's kind in like the you should look it up zero like th

ere's some stuff in there  that like it's in Wartime but it's still [ __ ] up like the the two trenches would be  near each other and like the soldiers didn't necessarily hate each other because it was like  the politics of the time and they recognize each other as human beings so every now and then  they would like especially on Christmas like I throw their canned food over they throw their  canned food over as like a way and then so what that happen is like the Canadians would start  throwing

canned food over and then the Germans would be like yeah yeah more more more and then  they throw grenades what the [ __ ] yeah it's just like oh [ __ ] Jesus Christ yeah thank  you Samurai and sunny yeah Bishop knew Bishop yeah it's also like the very first thing when you  look up on like Wikipedia it's like oh God what yeah and so then then they're like  well we need to do some thing where we like maybe Geneva Convention  because some of you guys are [ __ ] up so am I the manager in this game

or what's  up we will find out together okay we are going to find out cuz I worked in a grocery store for  13 years but I did produce sold a lot of gross onions what which is funny cuz OJ worked produce  refused to eat any vegetables I line yeah some old lady was like uh is this squash good disgusting  is this onion good also disgusting what do you think of this it's like gross they're like how  come you're eating the grapes uh I'm sampling and make sure they're good for you yeah you got  to mak

e it's crazy though you have to check the grapes for spiders so many spiders live in groc  grapes oh God that one in the the bananas yeah that was scary found a a Black Widow on the  grapes one time yeah uh all right so let's cut that's something for the video we'll do like  a quick quick intro and then we'll do one at the at the end okay um so today we're going  to be playing uh Super Market simulator this is something that OJ knows a whole lot about he  ran I love playing some Sims he he ran h

is own gas station it went great it is it's almost  top tier he was a did homeless man simulator that went great police Sim police Sim that that  didn't go very well uh we did house flipping Sim which was mainly just us being Maids uh  like that one terrible power washing we did well with power washing Sim pretty good very  Zen yeah we've we've done a lot of Simulator games so we'll have to see how this one Stacks  up mhm let's see I didn't want to bring up uh the poop one and I didn't want to b

ring up the  one that would turned out to be just simulator what was the porn one that you that was like uh  PC Cafe simulator oh yeah that was a bad one oh yeah I forgot about lawnmower Sim I got five from  that one cuz I backed up the lawn mower and hit the car yeah yeah yeah we play Cafe yeah yeah  we'll add all that stuff to the to the end cap CL pause I think there is a pimp simulator  but I don't think we could play it yeah it's called GTA 5 we did a video for police him you  you could go

watch it like right now new game welcome to supermarket simulator you start  with a small store and grow to an awesome Supermarket great let's go are we going to be  a supermarket or we going to be a super Marche are we be one of those like bgie cor stores  under like a high-end apartment complex have you seen those they suck are we in New York  it looks like New York then we might have to be because there's bricks you think or because  there's trash in the street then you're like that's New Yor

k that's that's New York York  buteg would be sweet oh yes sell some chopped cheeses yes every purchase comes with free  diarrhea I've not been fired all this time all right I there's some ones that were pretty  good avoid bankruptcy no promises stop chewing on that how much one do I got o got $50 and  take out a loan I don't know about a loan let's see if we can do without a loan  you well we got a point of sail system that's pretty good okay all right lock  right now why is it locked you own t

his place dog bring a different toy I it's we  can't play fetch you'll fall down the stairs because you're dumb I guess I have to take out  a alone let's do it okay now we have some money you can like move up and move that over well  I didn't want to run over moose come here i gocha h how else can I payments no  I don't need payments loan how else where do I buy [ __ ] I thought it was  this computer there it is Market [Music] Market pasta you have to sell pasta okay how many  should I get I thi

nk three three of each right that' be good no one buys powdered sugar gross  night shaded thank you so much for subscribing I mean just I would purchase things I mean depends  on how the game works let's let's imagine you're eating food right you're going to go in one week  you could go through a loaf of bread couple things of pasta if you eat a lot of pasta maybe some  cereal but you're not buying oil every single week that would be [ __ ] weird you're not buying flour  every week so you're mak

ing a lot of bread two of each freezer Doberman pug Dober pug he's a  uh miniature giant space Rottweiler can't you tell he looks exactly like a Rottweiler  okay that's it for now that's it for now purchased Oh wrong one what how many times has he been  in space technically we were all in space at all times that's where we  are we're on a rock hurling through space what you couldn't bring it  closer yeah this looks like New York raccoon it says raccoon but there's a teddy bear what do with the b

oxes  throw in the street you're in New York oh dog that's a fun smell thank you unless  that was OJ then you got you got I'm a wasn't me you can hold down the mouse button to fill  shelves no need to repeat click OJ likes to click why' you only buy penie pasta don't ask questions  but what if someone wants petti well then they should go to a different  store ah sour dough that's good penny is tasty yeah I don't know I like I mean I like rickon  better like zii better yes I like moli better like

got set prices cereal what does seral go  for like presses right $5 now probably like you get that name brand [ __ ] I like the stuff  that comes in uh like a hefty bag yeah that's like Supermarket version that's like crossy  Tony the Tiger on it it's like I want that one Tony the it's Lenny the lier yeah Lenny the  lier the [ __ ] is that what's wrong with his face well thank you zero I'll make sure this expensive that's  supposed to be oil yes okay you sell weird [ __ ] kind of rude for them

just to  leave your goods in the street it's actually insane realism uh because that  is exactly how Food Distributors like oh the meat delivery I threw it in the back  of your restaurant like were you going to let anyone that you delivered anything  it's needs to be refrigerated they like no market price 5.98 all I need to do is sell one  it's like what the million dollar jeans or whatever it was it's like  you only need to sell one pair and then 312 for pasta [ __ ] you if you pay  that much f

or pasta you can [ __ ] off you can get bronze dye like  amazing imported pasta for $2 a pound this is all organic why is it so cheap you're should way  under market price it's supposed to be 371 cuz I got to give something I'm charging 6,000 for the  cereal it's like this guy's got fail your first day uh yes no GMOs no op well  you know me and all that fun stuff right ODB did you really  mark it at 4,000 no the cereal yes pric the cereal okay let's go $6 $6 no  98 it's on sale a dollar more it

is on sale baby so it's it's on sale it is  all right everything sit night shade thank you so much open thank you  for gifting got those subs yeah I'm going to probably going to go bankrupt what would  you like sir no look at that first thing he got wait what am I actually wait wait how do I I don't know how much he gave  me how I need to put this back remove okay there we go all right boop boop boop what game don't I thought to Changers oh math I gotta go over here yeah I should have  just got

the boop boop boop boop close that okay here we go approve bam done super easy it's  backing up already [ __ ] okay swipe it you're good can I just type it no okay can I if she gives me a credit card can  I overcharge let's see let's see Alex is in here oh come on you trying to steal Pennies from her I saw it in uh office space right  that was a rounding thing that's not a rounds don't give me cash woman no change get out of here why is everyone  buying the same thing I have other stuff but need

change my prices get a one month POS subscription  here yeah man there's so many different types and they're good with different  sauces too I should have left it at uh 6,000 no one would have bought  it says you everyone's buying my cereal why is that dude only buying oil they  need oil how much oil do you go through like I cook every single day and I don't go through  that half a bottle every time with eggs every time Welcome Back Sir nothing changed  yeah yes he's buying what we need to star

t doing is charging for bags  right and we'll be like it's for the environment he's like are you just  keeping all the profits from the bags yes yes greedy I got a business to run all  right oh that's the other thing charity that grocery stores start to do uh they're  like hey would you like to donate to we can take the tax deduction because they're awful  mm don't do it like do it for yourself not for them what $7 for cereal shh nobody nobody oh hello ladies look at that walk come on in nothing

's changed  swear think before I go to sleep and when I wake up that's a good one he's B  to I'm making money wow nakuma thank you so much look at that see good stuff I was going to  make bread today but you don't eat food really I eat food you eat so little it would not be worth  making any I can eat it for the day my profits are through the [Music] roof can you please  recommend a good site to use for home cooking especially Mexican food uh I would check out Rick  bis he has hundreds of uh I m

ean he's been like skip bis's brother it's skip bis's brother I don't  think that they're friends or talk to each other I've got what one two three I've got like four or  five of his books but he's been doing content for PBS and on YouTube for years and years and  years he's great he simplifies everything and what up Tiger King and he also  doesn't do things like add a dash of this it's like what the [ __ ] is a  dash bro uh it's the my normal appetite now I'm not cutting I do not watch badish 

now nobody is complaining about the prices they're just not coming in because they  know yeah they are look at this pop pop pop you get a lot of trouble two people said the slice bread  was too expensive how much did you charge for the bread who said  that get out of here don't come back it's not expensive what's it supposed to be at three it's supposed to be  $4 there's a markdown okay you happy it's all organic you know this is a Northeastern  United States white neighborhood because there's n

o spices or salt being sold not yet still  working on that this is the the British grocery store do you turn your lights you need  to turn lights on [ __ ] did I buy lights come to my dark grocery store  ladies [ __ ] cost money what what do you got over there are you eating  a towel get number sexy ladies in here Frankie uh they said you can't buy it  right you can't buy it right now okay guys no teenage meet Turtles on fortnite no no  why she buying so much flour that's okay that's okay your o

il's almost gone buy oil or you going just close the day when there's two  these yeah I only have two more so what's up blue thank you it's nice yeah you to be sh Hitman five months all right purchase  product license using computer it's closed what store level are you you're store level  two so you can't afford any of these things or you can't you know you're locked out Jesus  Christ it's expensive because you can start selling beer and stuff yeah uh probably next  day I'll be able to get this

one but I need to refill coming soon damn I can hire people  coming soon are you gonna pay them I can hire people and it starts can you imagine  if you had Teen Titans save the Justice League instead of what no because  I don't want Teen Titans using guns either need some more oil two of each was  fine for the day right well look at how much you have we need to start looking look  at our inventory we definitely need more oil yes I saw that one um so oil I would say  one more one more oil one mor

e cereal one more flour one more pasta one more bread  that's like one of everything one of each yeah what and you have no more but that's cool you do it in the morning yeah products found expensive three  it's fine pretty good pretty good really yeah barely anyone bought  bread cuz he priced it too damn High [ __ ] I forgot to turn off the lights  sweet baby ruined the game which game you think any of the writing is what ruins  Suicide Squad you're out of your [ __ ] no you're adding too much s

tuff oh yeah  I already have it over here right yeahoo Boop magic oh yeah I mean there's no doubt that  poor riding no matter who's in charge ruins games but like the writing was wasn't  the worst thing about the game it was doomed from the second they're like this  is what kind of game it is it's like oh no some people oh that's new I didn't  sure you never bought powdered sugar yeah damn it buy one more sugar maybe yeah but the angry the the clickbait people told  me that they were the ones th

at ruined it it's like oh you want more bread don't throw  it away oh yeah I see that wasting four loaves oh [ __ ] that's $25,000 worth a profit  okay I'll mark it down God damn it five bucks 425 that's what I was thinking  yeah like I make some money all right $7 still good still good Andy we're open I  thought you going to buy one more sugar oh [ __ ] Amazon Prime I want to name a story though what's going to be called that's a good question [ __ ] that's  a nice car look at that car welcome

on in sir see anything you like besides [Music] me  we should have taxes where are these tax Silver Hawk 81 re for two months maybe we're  in a civilized place and then the taxes are included in the in the price so you don't  have to guess how much things are going to cost you know what I could  be doing right now I hired a cashier nothing that guy already bought he already came in and bought a bunch  of oil was hey I don't judge people maybe this guy shops like some  people go to Home Depot whe

re they go and they buy one thing and they realize they  forgot oh I forgot that I don't have one of those things it's like oh I cut the piece of  wood wrong oh I did this I need this and then you have ask someone like how in theory  would you fix a giant hole that you've made Taz yeah Tasmania that guy's new another day another dollar well you're store level three  you can purchase sell bottle of water now you make so much money on bottle  water I need to pay the bank I think in you didn't take

out a loan did you I  did I only started off with 50 bucks oh no had to are you like the only store in town  yeah in some of these neighborhoods uh these are the only kind of places that exist and so  you're kind of stuck there are lots of places in the US uh especially in big cities they call uh  food deserts can I get robbed oh that would be a wildly different kind of simulator where it's  like all of a sudden it cuts to first person shooter kombucha yeah you if you want  fruit juice filtered

through like dirty underwear that's what kombucha is that's  what it tastes like like well you know if you add enough stuff that makes it  unhealthy it tastes good yeah this kombucha you know you're going to  be pay over paying for the products yeah my expensive brein yeah here how much does it cost $200 I think it was it was expensive license yep  okay back to work no I'm watching you lady right all right no no one no one will buy  any of his expensive stuff dog what I'm going have one Limited

  Edition cereal sell it for $100 just tell them that I hid something  special in one box of the cereal and to see it sucks I can't do this it sucks that the decimal point isn't  automatically put in yeah it he say too expensive get the [ __ ] out of here you just read Heretics  of Dune is that the one where you were talking about Duncan's magic space penis yes that's the  one with uh his magic space penis and he has a sex duel um and they unlock the genetic memories  of the children in the most

stupid horrible way possible who carries cash anymore I don't because I'll lose it I carry cash TR time why got turn on strippers and it's fine  CU turn on the lights it cost money Alex turn on the lights I received the  oh man what are we oh no oh no no damn damn damn I know where we're  at no wonder we're not selling any spices for you just for you lady 10% markup  I didn't watch poor things OJ OJ liked it I liked it but it was [ __ ] crazy OJ also said  it was a porno it was tell me it's not

am I wrong I'm watching you I'm almost out of  flow yeah people out a lot of flow today what's wrong with your hair oh that's  crazy Jesus Christ hair dies are getting nuts did you guys see that Billy ish's very forgettable  song one over I'm just Ken and for the for the Oscar shit's wild oh man that was a great  performance yeah it was a great performance it was also uh a major musical number in a Hollywood  movie uh that has multiple genre changes and time changes and hers is just a generic s

ad teenager  at a piano song that we get every single [ __ ] year level 10 but it does I mean thematically it  is funny that the I'm just Ken got second place and never first place cuz got 14 days pay that off  yeah I paid off early well need to make some more payments the only good thing thing is  Godzilla one do in five days they did a major I mean what's crazy like people were mad  about Godzilla cuz like the Godzilla some of the Godzilla CG was [ __ ] terrible but it's it's  impressive becau

se they did it with so little money out of the [ __ ] did the boy and the  hero win over spiderverse uh spiderverse wasn't a complete movie also uh you win Oscars  by campaigning like seriously and where the academy members live they put up Billboards  they make sure their publicists are constantly dropping off you know copies of the movies or  the songs so it's like maybe Sony didn't do any campaigning Short change [ __ ] did  I don't remember that uh you short change somebody I don't whoa she'

s lying [ __ ] k I didn't make a lot of money today well you  have a lot of stuff on the shelves your prices are bad my prices are good if it's preventing  people from buying stuff they're not they're not good you know what [ __ ] those people  that's not very nice oh rant got be rant be that and then I gotta go back over here your  prices are bad get out of here don't you don't tell me what to do all right I gotta check  out my inventory Bread's fine get one more oil okay can I move this stuff

oh no cancel cancel I  didn't I didn't mean to do that fine fine I'll change my  prices all right um add one of those that's fine that's fine add one get two of those oh good yeah Boop I need some good help 30 minutes  I don't it's going to take longer than 30 minutes 30 minute timer what'  you do put something in the oven we're not at the the level where  our Bodega can sell drugs out of the back fudge no anything about Montana yeah  their state bird is the mosquito they're gigantic it's an abs

olute beautiful state  um I think guns that number people 5 to one put some water in here low cost of  living it dep if you like the outdoors then you can put more on the  bottom it's [ __ ] Bullit buit buit eggs are expensive though kind  of eggs these are organic and cage [Music] free [ __ ] I need to move those oh no chat do you know if I can just  move these on bottom shelf just put them behind the counter and as you  sell coffee you can restock during the daybody steal these I haven't been

playing Final Fantasy because  if we play it if we play it together I don't want to have played it so I will let you know once I  know what we're doing but I will eventually play it I hear it's good I hear they didn't uh  Kingdom Hearts it up and they didn't [ __ ] it up that's fine yeah that's not terrible  that's expensive I would never pay you $4 for pasta how many years have  employee I don't know how long five six weeks okay that's  fine that's fine oh what the [ __ ] if you build it they m

ight come bit heavy on mini games I don't mind that  well I mean it depends I just don't want them to do the thing where they you know they want  to write fanfiction based on a story that they themselves or someone else wrote years  ago that Everyone likes but we'll see I'm hoping it's good but I was very disappointed  with Final Fantasy 16 so and Final Fantasy 15 have a good day jerk hope you never come  back if F Place didn't give you little bean sprouts what's up bean sprouts are all right  I

get the boombo which doesn't come with bean sprouts it comes with super finely shredded  red cabbage great texture in there it's great charge it you can't just put a  four in there it makes you I could try were you did she hand you a 20 and you gave  her back a 20 does a change okay you don't usually put additional things just the noodles and the  meat I think a little bit of uh acidity is always great um there's either I mean depends on the  kind of places you go to sometimes there's um chilie

s and vinegar you can add a little bit  of that squeeze of lime I love extra basil basil I need more traffic I need  like a little gimmick what are you out of did you sell out of  anything what the [ __ ] was it my cereal I knew we got something  no you've got some okay um I don't know are we going to do anything with it uh what yeah we're definitely going to stream  it I think the plan is to review it what I'm worried about Dragon Dogma too game's  not even out yet and people are like this is t

he greatest thing I've ever seen like they  did with the first one and the first one was a good game first one was an like it's like  it's a cult hit but it got like sevens and eights across the board I don't I'd never saw  anyone officially rate Dragon dogs with one of 10 cooking stream I don't want to ever do cooking  streams I don't think streams a lot of downtime cooking videos would be interesting  but like I don't have time for that [ __ ] you should give everyone change in only  pennies [

 __ ] that the line's going to go all the way and someone like I don't want them  and then you just have like a take a penny leave a penny but it's a giant jug yes we  have played a lot of Hell divers a lot oh yeah hell diver is great there's rumors  we may play some hell divers later today people who are on that we would play hell  divers with tol zero and others and others G to smash some Guinness for St Patty's weekend  I have uh 8 lbs of really I mean amazing quality beef in brine so I'm goi

ng to first make corn  beef and then I'm going to smoke it and make it into pastrami um and then as I braze it I will  probably add some Guinness uh thank you sir you know what we need in here music like that's  what we need Bo some but I've been promising my next our neighbor some pastrami so I think  it's this is the perfect opportunity just to some so dark in here Don well I don't I guess  I could take the the beef the quality of beef is insane it's the I mean it's not techn you  know it's ma

rketing but it's it's designated American wagu and it's like wow it's  really good looking the marbling is crazy oh well I'm going to smoke it after  well I'm going to crust it and smoke it afterwards and then I'm going to make  uh reubin for sure I will have uh marbled rye and I will have sour dough I will have  Russian dressing and I will have mustard there will be sourkraut optional though I like  sauerkraut OJ does not not Everyone likes it I do can find milk [ __ ] I forget to buy milk you 

left that on the street it's fine just put put it just put it in there it's fine I'm going to  start putting in little containers like we're selling cottage cheese now I mean look I love  corn beef but pastrami is like corn beef with benefits Alex when the heck are you in Ireland  I've been Ireland twice I love Ireland he's going back with me Bush Mills Distillery  I'm in I got a bottle of Black Bush right there I I don't know if I would spend  a lot of time in Ireland because I've been twice u

h been promising myself to  go to Scotland for years so maybe we go to Ireland for a little like a day  or two and then you go over Scotland Scotland's decent okay lock perch for five or 800 and then I got stick Sage you want a spicy tank because that's what  people are here for food spicy tanks nine out of 10 steak sandwiches are [ __ ] garbage  because people put like a giant hunk in it and you bite into it and you know what happens you  pull the steak out when you pull your bite away and then

you're just left with like that vacuum  that that empty gaping hole in your bread where the steak should be and it's just like you [ __ ]  it up why like thinner cut it thinner and against the grain so you can actually it's like what are  you doing who wants a wet gaping hole in their sandwich it's [ __ ] dumb I'm  not liking these returns I need more money we just need to level up  and then we'll get more profitable items what I need no bread no pasta cereal  lots of cereal flour flour milk an

d eggs I mean you want to like I Want  Some Crust like I almost want to be in danger of hurting my mouth  with like really toasted bread and just like you get in there and you  just do I eat McDonald's sure why not you're cheating on the Cabbage using brel Browns that's fine they're  in the same family they're cousins oh damn it I'm short wait do I need to pay my bills  do you I don't know I think you can pay early if you want to but I  don't have that kind of money oh okay oh man uh we don't us

e that word around here Tris um we don't call him short we call him  down toe it sounds better Bo this man God damn it you ruined two shelves you could know [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] no go put  it on the you order things of I'll be back I'll be back fine I don't like that  you can't move things yes I agree with thatuh what the [ __ ] is that tea  they were looking for tea kind of tea I don't know I'm not tea drinker milk on the bottom shelf I mean you would  hope it'd be colder down there so s

o you can put things back in the box  right not this one it doesn't can you do it with the T right click left  click yes you can rearrange stuff yeah but you have to go get the  powdered sugar box well you know what I think I threw it away well  that's stupid I just want to move stuff [ __ ] oh jez mic is peeking we try to  turn up the volume a little bit what because we need it for editing purposes but what how long can I leave milk four  depends on how in depth they designed this game okay we'

re about to find out if  it's a nutmilk nutmilk is shelf stable you can keep it in your garage for  long periods of time is it not milk yes cuz there's shelf stable ones they come in  cartons too I don't need to put the eggs in the free in the fridge why not oh I mean in Europe  they typically don't you want your belly rub belly rubs oh [ __ ] what what I forgot to set prices for  what is the T only the t is the only new thing right I think so was it no the milk all right I'm back you don't like

nut milk  but because how do you milk a c i mean I mean you know how and cashews aren't  true nuts by the way I think they're droops better make more money today the eggs are cheap get to open the store  [ __ ] come nobody's coming in what's going on so how soon before that milk just goes  bad and it becomes cottage cheese can you just relabel take a sharpie and cross cross  it out that's what I'm thinking I put one upop customer's going to come in and  like uh sir this is hot why is this milk

hot cuz it's fresh I got it from the  cow in the back you can't see it's closed flow's too expensive God damn it so she buys  a 275 bottle of water God damn it yeah have You' never seen a  cashew grow under a cashew apple it's crazy it looks like good buy  some milk please I need you to buy milk you need some milk for cereal God damn it maybe if I turn into the like a Hooters  kind of gimmick but for it's just going to be me so I'll dress up in very provocative  clothes maybe I'll get more peopl

e to come in oops drop something when you you bend over  to ret stock the shelves and like a nut falls out like a oh drop my [Laughter] berries I  guess they would you would you guys go to my store I think you guys are going to my store nobody's buying milk I'm trying to stock the milk spend Millions she going for the milk oh God damn it eggs damn it well  oh [ __ ] I don't want to do that OJ is barely mastering giving them  change so once we Master the giving the change I she touched her butt I

saw it ma'am  don't touch your butt and touch with the groceries and then we'll do how's your mother  weather's nice today this game needs some mus music it didn't scan so I guess it's  free I hated that every time every time so you think they're the first  one to say that been here for eight hours I see you're not buying milk looks like you needs milk for them little  fragile bones osteoporosis bu milk damn nobody's no one wants your  nasty milk is that nasty milk they see it sitting in room t

emperature behind you  they're like better not buy the ones in the fridge everyone wants what are people doing  all this oil hey man I'm not here to judge they could do whatever the [ __ ]  they want with it this gu's got two bottles I don't turn off light till  it's completely dark that's how we save money are you sure you pay utilities here because a lot of places don't I  do you do are you sure positive yes yes she's buying milk  she bought two she doesn't know it's very dark in here that's o

kay so  you can't see that you're giving him the wrong change I only want to keep the  lights on for at least two hours game's a little too quiet yeah we do  definitely need some like awkward uh music we can play some store music let's  do it Iron Forge gym what's Iron Forge gym tell me about it I got kicked out there for  lifting too much is it one of those gyms sh maybe maybe I didn't uh Probably sounds  like it I go to the gym I go to because it's close I don't I don't I don't care did  you d

o it okay yeah there we go she bought milk and that's it that's it well maybe I  I can put it here for now how insulting o did you stop going to the gym uh who  said that who said that I hate you a new gym open 24/7 had an MMA event  there I don't need to go to an MMA gym where you buy milk ooh look at this one [ __ ] stamp how  are you doing my lady I see you like my eggs you have ni you got the job  congratulations don't [ __ ] it up yes we're all room for you Jimmy yeah  we all think it's ver

y funny that you don't know [ __ ] about cars though and don't  worry I didn't know [ __ ] about veggies yeah it's true in fact you know it's not that you  don't know anything about them you know all the wrong information you're like that one's  disgusting that one's disgusting that one's disgusting well I guess we're [Music] closed I think one box bread  two boxes pasta and then you can actually do one box of powdered  sugar and then swap some around yeah thanks jeez make the milk cheap one tha

t's not bad what new items can you purchase uh nothing  yet orange juice but I need this one what was that one Cisco Kid Boop I like how it's off the wall and  not um I was trying to not lined up with the other one because then it's going to it's  fine this is why you make four trips to Home Depot is corn a veggie I mean it's  a grass it's a genetically modified grass okay uh I need to make some  or need to make an order let's do wait pills [ __ ] pills doing eight  dates well I'm not paying the

m right now one one two bread right did you  need bread uh I think we can get away with it no milk no milk this we do need two yes oh wow something being carbohydrate r or not doesn't make it inherently not what  did you say boy see we need to to Texas hello so who saw the news did you guys see our  special announcement you should be excited cuz I am have you seen it I did I edited it  the whole thing oh no no so you guys saw the news I need storage I need to unlock that later you took a nutriti

on class and  apparently you should limit how much potato you eat that is horseshit lies  and deceptions so no no yeah then I can move this one right right  you're undo the bottom shelf okay I mean if you like do nothing all the time  maybe don't eat 900 potatoes but I mean people have gone to Great Lengths to show that there  is that guy who ate nothing but candy and like treats and and and and stuff and was losing weight  like crazy CU your body doesn't care that it's a potato so the milk is g

oing  on day two that's good right what parmesan done he he he made some  uh some weird food I don't know if you saw the pictures I was telling  him how to cook it he wouldn't listen you were wrong everything's all  priced okay [ __ ] I might run out of [Music] cheese smart like re subscribe  for 12 months happy anniversary meeting time will do big champ look it's grow  it's growing it's growing it's getting big is I need some storage though  maybe I should buy two of these wait yeah it's open c

ome on in sir  our prices are fine not the best but fine weird I bet it was delicious we still need a plan it's  covering the money it's fine it's fine but yeah down we still need to plan a trip defc Nomicon 38 months check out our fine way it's nowhere near done another half hour who in chat said hey you should buy milk  people buy it nobody's buying goddamn milk all you heard is OJ keeps coming to the  EU and avoiding Portugal you know after the Treaty of tadas he's been really upset with  the

uh the country forer so one okay put that right here I got to hide the milk behind me  make sure nobody sees the milk you buy milk it's on sale today God [ __ ] pitch excuse me sir  nothing nothing nothing [ __ ] [ __ ] you know we go great with your cereal and coffee some milk  goddamn [ __ ] bu milk this shit's going to go bad oh no you could make like mark down the milk fine let me see all right all  right all right here we go two point you selling it for cost milk is  on [Applause] sale foo

d doesn't go bad in this game what a okay well that's  good to know takes the magic out of it yeah I think somebody bought milk does this game include custom say I  will never come back here but they come back the next day probably yeah it's  for realism you want the OG movie Bray Bray okay I'm just going to put in there just because okay what you [ __ ] go get that box no it's not mine I'm brought the milk down but the milk is on sale do people not like maybe this  is due to the all of the anti

-ilk propaganda I can make something better  hidden than the imaginary [ __ ] suck doooo baby I was going to say this is some nice  chill music it's not in the game this is a creepy place you bought more room but you  have no more shelves [ __ ] cost money yeah I'm I'm not making enough money money right  now people aren't buying why' you upgrade the store size then because that was my that's  my mission I was supposed to do that I see you don't have any goddamn milk [ __ ] you  I'm getting rid

of my milk I'm not selling milk anymore your margin on milk though is  so good it is people don't know a [ __ ] good deal hey she bought a milk no she's cool  am I going to watch it yes I'm going to watch it it's almost 7 o'clock he has milk on  the top and bottom shelf I have milk all over the place you can't miss it you  got one maybe that's the problem is you got milk all over the place and  people make it they're like I don't I don't trust it it's not like I'm gas  St milk all right 7 o' tur

n on the light I think you can overcharge people I don't  know if you can overcharge in the car pay uh card payment you can give people the  wrong change though yes yes you can I did it [ __ ] I need more lights you do mean lights your place is creepy I  wouldn't say creepy it's super creepy and then you need uh I mean if you're going to  be a little BEDA like this you need stuff on the counter like uh you know those weird sex  pills yes Dr Ross does instant sex pills it's like what made with wi

th real bits of tiger yeah  this will make you last 52 hours you need some gum e but to you need a glass case with some kind of weird  food no one ever buys like breaded Fishbones I like breaded Fishbones and I know it's it's  the breaded fish bones are like legit delicious gross sweet see these people know they know  they're buy my milks your milks maybe the problem is you don't sell chocolate  milk okay well we are done for the day see if I can put that one up there  you're out of a lot of stu

ff I am today was a good day some bread some more tea  some more of the other some more cereal oil I'm fine with milk jeez oh I got to do that tomorrow got end the day still in the red still in the  red what's up smz lost hey what's up lost ah market price look it went up let's do seven TW that's fine that's fine  everything else should be fine ah what have you been rubbing your face in two of those maybe one of those one one do prices change daily in the  US um it depends on the the the store n

ot daily most of the time  no weekly yeah we did weekly price changes wait I got be my pills [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I need some storage expensive ass tea ah ah ey [ __ ] yeah well this is going to go over here  it's right they're European eggs they don't need to be refrigerated okay fine black Smurf does OJ  give o AP special offers discounts in his store what I give you a discount I got what you need should be fine where you going moose $1 for coffee that's not super  I mean it depends on if you'

re buying if it's good coffee or if it's  [ __ ] coffee for old people of course yeah especially if you're  a silver like a real silver foxy lady super Fox I told you Anthony I've been telling you  people forever and people are now they're now in Revolt for Five Guys cuz someone posted a  picture where it was a cheeseburger a small fry and a drink and then they tipped 10%  and it was $249 or something like that and like [ __ ] that it's like yeah they've been  crazy expensive and they're like Fi

ve Guys is the best fast food it's like those aren't  fast food prices those are like sit down prices oh I like C brew coffee this is what  this is some I mean most the time I make my old C cold brew because I got a little drip  system but Costco also sells great uh cold brew concentrate Market spotlights two $80 what's that oh so your stor isn't this  creepy put them off center you know oh line them up damn it I think oh wait  wait is trying to sabotage I would say [Music] around there looks wr

ong to me  but okay probably now we just blame moose [ __ ] it and we are open come on  oh no new products no look at your disorganized horeshit refrigerator I  no I don't have the boxes to organize it what level six can I you get more products I can S4 o 400 okay what are you doing dog I don't know  what he's doing he's trying to sabotage your store yeah unlock storage n storage  is fine we're good I can't sell any licensed uh chips we got Mr mustache  two chips is what we call them they don't

qualify as chips though oh cuz  they're reconstituted uh potato is product they're fine they're fine  so if they're not real potatoes would you call them photes yes or  imitators I like imitators better imitators I mean I wouldn't say all American bread  there's some shitty American bread that doesn't count as bread because there's other stuff in it  but yeah where's the g- fuel I have a shitload of G fuel downstairs would you like some what do  I have back here eggs I need put those eggs in the

re yes making it easier don't mind me sir a you playing with your hos when there customers in the  store I did it what else I got cheese be right back I hope you like cheese you need a  lot of it today so I got this for you well thank you it's actually for  me CU I have to sit in this room with you Dairy digestive for when the  milk is too spicy for OJ it's a spicy uh Samurai yeah I do my cheeses hey what's up Ricky uh any plans  on doing a rapid fire review I think we'll probably do a video of

it I don't know if  it's going to be review well hello is that all well that's crazy you're my 100th customer you get my number bye use it wisely  I'm never coming back again he's a creep what do you mean did you expect anything else whoow he bought it yeah he did thank you sir what a weird way to give yeah it's fine I need to hire somebody me to tell you per your suggestion  you've been reading Sandman it's so good you want to check out the Audi book as well it has the  dude from split playing

dream oh that's [Music] cool yeah I don't remember who  originally recommended Sandman they're just like hey if you're  in for like a weird time check this out it's like oh that's cool  and then I bought the uh omnibuses omnii would gas station cheese be the  cheapest no typically not they mark up the prices gas station yeah g gas  stations use gas a lot of times as a loss leader and everything else inside  the gas station are marked up they make most of their money selling like energy  drinks g

ated Bott of water and like random [ __ ] the cheapest cheese is  government cheese mhm it does not melt it does not melt only I tried it  only Burns just turning black I was like why flippy up just like without yes what  she will become one H what what okay turn on light so this is your side job huh oh  I'm sorry [Laughter] boss I'm coming to work what I'm out of water God damn it  well I'm about to close anyways listen into Eisen horn yeah Eisen horn  books are great I got those right there Ne

tflix just put up the advertisements for  the three body problem I'm very worried about that one damn got one more oh you  scared me [ __ ] did you come from can I hire anyone yet how did we feel  about Netflix series Sam it was pretty good I mean there were some interesting choices  they made but overall pretty good hey she's back my girlfriend's back m hey you are my  100th customer you already use that line [ __ ] bye I love you haven't gone back to bishers yet we  I mean with skull and bones

and then the next games and then pill divers and  all these other things coming out that'll be one I mean it's in my Steam  account I'm going to go back I can play it uh unicorn she came back for  a reason it wasn't for groceries mhm it's came back for the manager  good G selling everything this is great could find cheese yeah I mean they  you to they netflixed it up drum bum but six all right I'm closed unless you coming in nope  okay it's 9 o' I I need to restock I need a lot of stuff closed

and the day it is John I'm  in a profet oh my God I'm not in the red anymore I sold too much tea oh  man all right I need to change the prices well I have no water I need some water maybe one we'll see need that two of those it is hot now I'm just waiting for it  to get brown and crusty on top crusty little crispy what's for lunch I made over 20 lbs  of baked ziti over 20 lbs yeah Jesus that's a lot well it's 5 lb uh of Italian sausage there's  over four pounds of tomatoes at least two pounds of

cheese three raw pounds of pasta which turn  into like six PBS you know almost increases absorbs all the water and then there's all  the other aromatics and stuff that goes in there this way you can take one  of the catering trays home to your heathens [ __ ] hey he my good oh  you son of [ __ ] squish my cheese sir what's wrong with your cheese oh  nothing it's fine it's fine it's sir heathens I feel like I'm missing something  you could use flour yeah get some more flour but I think everythin

g in  there is fine you just blade out terribly there we go I'll fix it later when I  God damn I keep hitting this [ __ ] door does my Supermarket take coupons the day they expire  no they're all digital if the coupon is expired they're they're gone digital I've actually had I  found coupons like they put them on the shelves next to the things and I took the thing over  to the register and then I scanned it and then it's like this coupon expired and then the  lady came over and I was like lady p

ulled this off the shelf and she's like oh it expired  last week it's like I know people like this is a misprint I didn't want to argue over 25 cents  let's go with that but I use coupons all of the time 400 tomorrow tomorrow we'll get it for  peanut butter all this stuff so we got flour don't you already sell flour but this  is different flour oh okay peanut butter delicious olive oil okay pasta spaghetti  good basari rice I love basmati rice and salt I like how you have to unlock salt at  it's

like a high level thing cuz we're in like no the UK uses a ton of salt do they they  don't use spices what is this flippy what is this put that back here then we see and we're open let's go make some money curry shrimp  delicious basman rice and roow tea for dinner later nice we just did tandoori chicken I am  over couscous with dates cous and herbs and garlic it's all about the spice race oh yeah so good it's named twice MH we have some games to play and this was one of  them yeah we play we'r

e going to play a variety of things today [Music] mhm I your neighbor's making  roties for dinner nice this is better than skull $1 hello Y how are you doing today did you find  everything all right do you need a hand with these groceries I could deliver them to your house  okay never mind bye I think she likes me I think she yeah she's been back like seven times today  so put one there one there lady of the night she vampire stop paying cash God damn it you could  hire a someone to do this for

you oh no I will tomorrow parm our uh my my HB grocery  store has a a tortilla Little Tortilla Factory inside that's constantly going  and they do whole wheat flour tortillas that if you just I put them over the  the burners they're not exactly the same very close level 10 so I can't yet  oh okay we're getting there we're level seven CH she buying a lot store looks empty look I'm trying it all  right I'm struggling man trying to make ends meet my wife left and she said this was  a bad idea I was

like no it's not and we went bankrupt and she left me so  now I'm trying to pick up pieces I have to wait till I'm level 10 I'm level seven  right now so pretty good maybe I don't know oh my hor story yes I've been super busy toon but I'm  goingon to get back to it next week oops she would have been mad maybe I put my milk back or not my milk my eggs damn still full uh you think I'm scamming  people no way it's fine it's fine it's done oh thank you  sirat three of those three damn godd damn no

[ __ ] cash let's go all done now I got to turn on the goddamn lights oh good thing it won't let me we made it to $1,000 that's pretty good  I did not Jimmy I have it but I never played it now I could actually um get more stuff  over here I love refrigerators son of a [ __ ] I love fr what because it is me oh [ __ ] tap the two face my twin brother but up on my brain good again that's a lot we are closed we made $1,000  today that's pretty [ __ ] good well I can't hire anyone till  uh level 10 w

hich kind of close [Music] finish the day pretty good profit killer  bear 40 months let's go this is a serving Bowl it's a big bowl  yeah okay bread eggs oil all went up perfect no yeah it's five well I have no bread but growth no not yet she will become one herself what  she will become one herself Franco hey ring up those orders and to help with  customers paying with $100 bills yes seriously right what type of cheeses  oh lots of cheeses whole milk ricotta um mozzarella and Parmesan lots and

lots of  Parmesan it's gonna bug me I need to put it right now I can buy a lot more stuff but let's see  what okay cereal for sure right [ __ ] one then bread the pastas speaking of which you just  don't want to eat the food I slaved over I I am look I made this for OJ for his birthday so  I made it as basic bitch-like as I could parm basic so that's why I use F and not peino  I mean honestly I've always made this was parmon I love peino zi his birthday was yesterday  he's uh was it 57 52 52 tha

nk you thank you doc I just got I just got over my fear  of sharks in the pool this management stuff is in here oo growth what's this oh  just more more stuff more space but I don't need more space iring cost 100 daily  wages daily wages how much is that 80 oh God it's expensive yeah but in theory you can  go through like a lot more I mean I you'd hope so oh licenses cake bone Papa instead of okay  pitas cake the hell is that crispy chibi cereal OJ's 52 what are you talking about cheese o mlet I

still like my gas station you can still bleach we got to be 30 to get beer  you can also start selling like made food musaka salmon it's like uh Greek lasagna sort of I thought that was a Simba's dead  that's what it look like no close enough salmon you don't know what it is flippy  he knows what it is it's a classic Greek dish steak Sushi oh you can start selling Sushi your guess is OJ is 3233 you're way off way off okay this is when you start selling beers  store level 30 oh we're not getting

there today durian dish soap what that sounds gross 52 Supermarket Sushi uh they're both gross both gross wait did get yeah no he didn't show me your your  Stakes normally when OJ's like hey do you want to see this meat it's  like no put your phone down it's true I look 52 OJ you look like you're 12  according to uh WD oh oh thank you 12 base on height well you know what I'm trying okay I can't grow so you're selling two types of  flour mhm like red flour and cake flour what you what what is it

I don't  know it just new and I picked it up we're going worldwide [ __ ] put that  in the back stack back stock is right here never glutenfree flour look  I've made some gluten-free stuff and it turns out okay but love that gluten well wait ooh cost of oil's going up I changed  it I need to change my brand prices though War you like your half cake  and half bread flour so you're just using AP flour you're like making your own AP flour move that later put that back here Dollar Tree you gota be

careful a bunch  of spices from Dollar Tree turned out had lead in them the manufacturer was purposely  putting it in there to increase weight gota be careful I'm pretty tall why what's up got a lot of back [Music] stack it's fine it's fine all right we're open let me give this  a shot now we're open it's all you while I eat two big Banks nah how do we play this  game you wait for people to come in oh I built it oh [ __ ] go set the prices  for the new stuff what stuff uh that shelf thank you Ji

mmy what do you do click mhm click oh change $3 easy oh okay can I just do 6.5 I can gaming why do you want to see me eat  yeah that's weird bro enjoy the game not me eating it was a like you doing with this much oil huh not be doing hot tub  streams it's weird paying in hundreds where are they getting these bags from I don't remember selling them bags  it's a good question frying donuts donuts how far did you go Jimmy  like on the first date that's a weird thing to ask Jimmy well he did get the

job spaghet was it 95 plac is all over we're charging for bags  because I realize they can make a ton of money they're like oh these bags  cost us three cents and we'll just sell them for a quarter and everyone's so  forgetful so they like hey you need some bags 3095 by ma'am yeah they don't give a [ __ ] about the environment delicious Don delicious well better be you taking 10 pounds of it  home with you oh what did you mean you wish you had a chef bro to give you Tod well  it's not your birt

hday so that's probably what it well OJ also lives with people who will probably  eat a bunch or maybe not I don't I don't [ __ ] know a Doja yeah Samurai uh Chuck G says I  was too old to host my party there I was like well [ __ ] you guys mhm  it's like so that's weird you're 52 you can't have your birthday party  here it's like but you guys sell beer jerks that's what people can deal with  their kids and the screaming of other people's kids oh my God chiz damn that's an  old reference WD than

k you they don't mean it probably not happy  birthday Jun get out of here old butthole this doesn't have the chaos that um yeah there's  I'm just hoping later on cool stuff starts to happen because this is cuz gas station Sim had  the crazy bus it gets packed and then they had Dennis who would [ __ ] up your place there's  constantly like other stuff happening too like this is just very much there a UFO how do  I oh there's a convention here in Austin I'm so so mad at that stupid fight what figh

t Tyson and the oh yeah Jake what  not a real fight that's so [ __ ] stupid he's going to unicorn money that's why  money oh a ton yeah Tyson's going to get tired or he's going to get punched in the gut and  he's going to pee a little because he's [ __ ] 60 I just saw um Chuck Norris was  boxing he's 84 maybe me and him could go fight I pay him $20 to fight me [ __ ] Chuck nor the legend truck yeah boxing was already  a dying sport yeah and yeah he put some more eyes on it but it's all like  sta

ged and he didn't really fight anyone well you can make things  Popular by killing it at the same time I'm Francis damn oh yeah you got he got knocked did he get  knocked out or knocked down he got knocked knocked out I don't like the UFC because I don't like the way that the fighters are  treated so I won't support them I mean that's what they're counting on  right like they want the Pauls they want to be be so annoying they're like oh watch to  see me get knocked out and then it's going to go

to decision and it won't matter and if  they just got eyes on get a rematch make more money what time do you close  9 o' we are closed really yep just in case I need to move something if you want to watch real sport watch WWE Yes Jimmy yes yes Logan wrestles Jake boxes reard what's up and both useless why are we in the red Alex  cuz you bought too much [ __ ] that didn't sell M looks like we're selling  okay so we need uh both flowers BOS MTI can you guys not hear the music can turn it up I put

some elevator music on because this game is silent and  bothering me okay so we need some uh pasta what else do we need peanut  butter peanut butter bottle water yes you put some salt oh hell yeah love salt asshle just threw it no Peppa no that's level 12 remember you can just hold it it's a lot easier what a nice local store thank  you I worked very hard on this did you is somebody oh hello there she totally would have come she  would have been in my stores really yep it's like whoa you manage

this whole  store by yourself yep you throw those boxes in the street like a Savage  I don't know where those boxes came from it says your store well you're  wrong get out my face woman I like youing yes it's a free giveaway here's my  free number but the food items are going to cost you I need to pay rent you need to check  your bills too go to computer check your bills do I yeah didn't need to set the prices do I well I'm trying to run a business here unicorn that's too much salt where you goi

ng to put your spaghetti my spet mhm  now you don't have room for your spaghetti did we order spaghetti I  don't know if you did or not don't think we did way you go and you  have the other oil what other oil you didn't order it what oil like olive  oil no there's two oils and uh spaghetti you spending money CR you crazy  Alex you're [ __ ] [Music] crazy so this how you want the  Shelf no it's going to drive me [Music] crazy you so boo stop being so cheap no man  that's how I live my life [ __ ]

you mean he wasted $200 he could have just had  one section of salt the other section of spetti but look how much more room we have for  activities now and we could have cut down the other oil and have two so you're saying  you want more spaghetti and more oil no no no no that's crazy I mean it's it's cool I  can order more spaghetti oh God what else can we order I wouldn't say stingy I'm not stingy  stingy is the word you're looking for OJ is stinky yes this is Himalayan salt bless by  Bigfoot

of the Yeti himself that is why it is $500 a bottle people pay a lot of money for  Himalayan salt because they want to be eating clay because that's what makes it pink they're  like the clay makes it flavorful it's like oh what's the clay taste like flavor stuff it's  like come on like you want pink salt cool yes the shaman Yeti he is amazing ready no you  didn't even set the prices and coffee went down salt tastes like salt I mean there's different types of salt for  sure but Diamond kosher Sa

lt's pretty great oh yes did you hear about that Bigfoot has been  cited in the UK I'm not surprised that there idiots live in the UK either like so that means  Bigfoot has like an English accent it's amazing flippy saw him in London I believe you you saw  him in London Z nasty welcome on in how are you so you're saying we need to lower our price of coffee yes it went down not that much  we're going 950 price memory is real folks I would W I totally would because now that  OG knows what the lock

ness monster actually is he can't wait to get his hands on it I don't think  I said that ready yes or do we want eggs I want eggs oh my yes uh Bigfoot has been cited in the UK he  was wearing a monacle and a top hat Ken a cane and I was like hey that looks like Bigfoot he said  rubbish I like that's big foot all right with all of the doctor photos going around the UK right  now I don't know if I can trust any of it all right how do you start the day okay go to the sign  oh that's it yep that's i

t and now you wait for people hey come to my store Bigfoot or hagri yeah you guys open your cartons of eggs  to make sure there's no broken ones in there you should all the time you ever  seen those old ladies though that open like nine cartons and are pulling the eggs  they want not broken ones but just the eggs that they specifically want stop touching  my egg godam it stop touching [ __ ] it's like you better come here so many salts this guy's never seen  season before in his whole life happe

ns all the time you nasty all the time the one  that bothered me so [ __ ] much is whenever they were trying to pick out a good avocado  they just squeeze all of them I was like you're ruining them all it's not you cuz  you're supposed to put them on your palm and kind of gently squeeze but they go in their  fingertips uh yeah people are horrible and they believe like all of the old wives tales about  like oh this is how you you got to do it you just tell people the wrong thing like no no no  do

n't knock on your melons don't you listen to them can you hear it I he sweet I don't hear  anything it's like yeah sweet juicy neck stop it they have a sign do not squeeze the have cops here are the problems gives them flavor Tomatoes just taste like [ __ ] in the grocery  store most of the time if you're going to buy tomatoes and you want to make like a good  tomato sauce like a fresh tomato sauce just got to buy the cherry or grape tomatoes  unless it's like summertime or you have a better gro

cery store than than we've got  access to beer and wine that's level 30 man that's crazy these were with San Marzano  Tomatoes I got from Costco Marano yeah I keep thinking wearing a gas station I'm like  man these people buying a lot of groceries it's like wait we are a grocery store I say the garlic  is the most important ingredient in tomato sauce probably the tomatoes I mean that's that's outside  of that uh oh oh no oh no almost D nasty you should have fought them I mean tomato sauce you're

  getting a lot of like there's a lot of olive oil basil garlic o won't eat carrots ladies back what trap's  that you ruining my view get out of here guy you happy now a little bit I eat healthy  food sometimes what you mean carry gold butter is delicious yeah I'm hitting on the  customers I live in this grocery store how else am I supposed to meet somebody my  whole life this this grocery store you have not seen me go home once have you at  least in gas station Sim I have my loft on the left on

the what's your pickup line  let's go she money hey what's going on you are 100th customer today you win a free  date here call this number whenever you free bye I noticed you have a TR stamp I see you've  made bad decisions would you like to make another one would you like to see magic southern accent well L OJ AJ is $25 we don't have a jar  manise right now like you know what I can do with the jar manise use your  [Music] mag kind of mayo is it though duk's Mayo qy Mayo those are good  mayos

am whip little Tang that's a not technically a mayonnaise but okay  little Tang while you try to get some Tang spicy mayo oh no no no dangerous at 7 we turn on the lights it's  costing us money it's daylight savings you even did you pay your bills yet these are your  bills Oh no you're asking me to pay your bills you working here what were you working there for  a bit Yeah but like I'm not like the guy who pays bills ding ding apparently Mayo is delicious on breakfast tacos I just found that out

it's weird not going to try it but you guys should  try it let me know how you like it people are buying the milk I put  on the shelves nonstop you know why cuz I don't leave it behind  the counter for an entire day what never had tacos for breakfast  and I'm from a Mexican family why why not I love breakfast tacos WD I'm not it's  true right Alex what some people put some mayonnaise on their Tacos yeah we met him  this weekend it's [ __ ] weird they're like no it has to be eggs and chizo and y

ou just  cover it in mayonnaise it's like no honey no why mhm you should try it get out clown you mean flavor crystals is what you mean how much money do we make today how much  do we lose actually you have to pay these go to payment which one you want me to pay no wait  you paying them all you paying them all you crazy there you go oh God I just did I did my  two days look you've got I got you to store level eight almost level nine when do we get  good stuff never go back uh management growth w

ell that's that uh licenses yeah level nine  nine is [Music] orange oh or cake candy okay all right we'll get to level nine and then we'll  be done okay your turn back from vacation how's my store oh God running around the negatives  use my bills haven't gotten paid rents been do oh my goddamn PS see what I need for more you closeup shop do you have any back stack no back stack we made $100 wa up it's not what I  wanted not ideal but it is what it is right coffee I do deserve a raise but he just

pays me  imposta it's true it's cheaper that way steam deck OLED y I mean if you have a  steam deck nay if you don't have one and you really want to get one then sure I'm  not up upgrading mine that seems silly oh God this is just a serving bowl look it's twice  the size of OJ's head it's [ __ ] this is the same so I'm not this is not a camera trick that this  is roughly the same distance away from the camera damn big ziti so I need um flour tea coffee you can tell days that OJ  works in the st

ore because the streets get dirtier o I'm in the negatives  okay um don't need that and it's real ziti it's not pen you ever  go to a restaurant and you're like I'll have the big ziti and it comes out  it's big pen instead should be a crime gravon thank you so much for subbing what's the other one fudge coffee and flour what was the worst job you've ever had T really out  of all of them that's it yes it was the worst I worked a Christmas tree lot  when I was a young in it was four weeks of getti

ng completely covered in uh oh I hat that pine sap  and having to put trees on top of people's Ford Excursions and then the guy who owned the  lot refused to let uh the customers tip us it Judge John thank you for gifting out a sub to ZD pasta check out my way oh [ __ ] well I'm out of money you're a target for two years well work yourself  wasn't hard the way they broke you down having toop nine months watching you guys you guys need to spend more one some of the worst what about the worst  exp

eriences not just so like when I did catering it wasn't so bad but there would be times where  when I was working for a catering company we would cater the event and they're like okay you  go man the bar we had set up the bar in the the middle of the Sun and you're wearing black  and it's 100° outside act like you're having fun I'm dying I want to die it's so [ __ ] hot I  want to die hey there's too many people in my oh God you're serving all these  shitty people red wine mixed with cocacola I

don't think we've broken 100  yet right 100 what somebody spending $100 here no not yet did I ever cater for  someone yeah I'm um we had people that were allergic to absolutely everything  like couldn't have any night shades they completely gluten-free and it's like oh  and vegan it's like okay well you're eating um what would they eat like  Jesus nothing it tastes good oh the dumb Monaco story yeah that's just like horror like watching somebody order  something it's like why would you do that m

y place is booming now what Savage mixes red wine with Coke apparently  it's a thing yeah I heard that fortunately I never worked for  any casual dining you work some for some casual dining I did I used to work  at Johnny corinos oh one of the worst I don't even want to call it a restaurant  because it's just microw wave spaghetti spaghetti that was not fun I didn't  like it it's still better than Target is that where you learn to microwave everything oh yeah Bill my little barbecue yeah  they d

on't treat their employees very well Chef M yeah fortunately most of the  restaurant restaurants I worked for were classy establishments and people would come  in with cards and then a waiter would come in and be like uh table s gave me this and it's  like I can't eat this make sure that you use it a a fresh C like a you know cook top for this  this this and this and then normally the owner would be like no this is the wrong place  if there wasn't something easy on the menu it's like we're not c

hanging absolutely  everything for you two days [ __ ] yeah congrats milk well you know what I can't  hire anybody right now no no Johnny Kos is infinitely worse than like Casa Bonita  it is seriously like microwave spaghetti and like the they a factory ships  them all of their sauces in these like trash bag things that they put in  a water bath and then they just D oh no man cost money it's not seven yet OJ it  was getting too dark put this back over here EXC oh God that's a big line I'm  sorry

I'm sorry excuse me I had I had a litter [ __ ] Ben is a South Park thing that was  actually real and I think Matt son and Trey Parker like bought one or something you have to make like  reservations in advance CU it's get it gets booked keep my flower cuz we're out don't be dumb it's not on the Shelf it's not  in the backstock I can't afford a backstock it's crazy when I see you know  pictures or videos of those restaurants that are filthy because like one of the things  you like you had to cl

ean everything all of the goddamn time that's what makes me think  like so much of that stuff is staged where they're like your nightmare stuff well I  mean loved watching those yeah they were fake but it was like just everything  that Gordon Ramsey was involved with on TV was [ __ ] fake so I like watching  Kitchen Nightmare in Bar Rescue [ __ ] John but again I also watched Finding Bigfoot now get some flower Tom Mall Jesus Christ I'm on a budget oh yeah almost none  of the bar rescue places o

r restaurant the the kitchen  nightmare was one survived nope I went to the one in uh New  Orleans it wasn't very clean but they still had those skull light up little  things that little gimmick that they wanted you Hell's Kitchen was real yeah  I mean you get to a point though where they I imagine the producers call the  restaurant like hey we'll be there next week maybe don't clean your Walkin  so we've got something to to show off there's some really good places in New Orleans  but there's al

so a lot of great places like outside of New Orleans in Louisiana eat because  I mean there's so many tourist awful [ __ ] places you're level 9 did you get the license  for the new stuff the cakes and the not yet [ __ ] cancel everything  then well not everything let me just you should do what help kitchen  does but for O's kitchen O's kitchen's very clean cuz it doesn't like  they don't use it a lot and OJ's house is just very clean I use it  a lot in my house I go there every day you can't ma

ke gumbo you're  a habitual R burner use a dry R make a dry R parm you just make it in your  oven you toast the flour in a stainless steel pan there's a  great howto on uh America's Test Kitchen yeah dra I mean the the whole po  purpose of making aoo is you're trying to toast the flour and like develop those  toasty flavors and so you can actually just put flour in a stainless steel  pan in an oven and then you stir it I don't know twice over the course of 45  minutes to an hour and it'll get da

rk and flavorful and [Music] amazing or you can do  it in the oil and you can do all that stuff too Tony chacher or whatever his name is they also  just sell um dry Ru but you have to make sure you have to check the date cuz it's like spices like  it's going to lose that toasty flavor real fast let's see what we get now yeah slap your  mama's great I've got oh yeah that one's a good one they're I have their hot  I have their white pepper and they're normal cake cake no we're going  to go with th

is one orange juice and soda everyone wants cake no one wants OJ that's not true you have 66 I bet you don't mind the exra  shelving units now huh now I don't you going to put the cereal on a different shelf than the other cereal  well you know what it's full [ __ ] good give me the rundown Jimmy what new  happened today trade deadline stuff Joe Mixon heading to the Texans didn't you  mix and Sucker Punch a woman yes well he punched someone but yes a woman right I  don't know I mean he's great a

nd the Texans needed a like a good back but Cowboys  need to [ __ ] sign somebody or resign somebody would you put yogurt in here yeah  right where else are you going to put it say no this game is Just missing too much stuff  Doc it's just it's not very good like it's it's missing things like Bodega cat like  the ability to put like weird things on the register like sell chicklets and um  what you tiger sex pills and milk and water eventually you can unlock like sushi  and stuff but that seems p

retty far into the game oh [ __ ] okay I'm down to $26 you need the  fins to do good well you probably need a new quarterback cuz Tua turn the ball  over is uh he ain't been great it's not necessarily his fa like his you know  brains got scrambled not mean to to fge ah where does it take you oh God that's it can I follow it we can unlock a  new store if you go this way what how far can I go it's probably just a big circle that  these cars just go around all day [Music] long these are terrible st

reets you should come to my store it is pretty cool here free  coupons that's how you track ladies coupons can which store which  um can you guess which one's mine it's probably the end over here yeah yeah open the box super fast Flash do I see the blood  lines to YouTube videos no I hear all about them though I'm curious okay we're open  I know we don't have a lot but uh whatever it's fine we'll make  it work come on in the world is fine what up ring Punk uh if you look at Kenny picket his uh 

pass to touchdown rate is the worst in any modern quarterback and I don't mean like  in the last couple years I mean of all [ __ ] time Kenny picket was bad and you don't know  if it's Matt Canada's fault but it's somebody's fault you're just giving these chocolate bars  away because you so when you at the end of the game when you're like I don't know why I'm  losing money you're going to remember this part I'm fixing it I'm fixing it I  can fix it I can fix it I can fix it should be good okay w

ait nope okay welcome welcome welcome OJ do you need some  extra parm on your ZD more parm he'll squeeze it out there's still there's  still more of the wedge you could grade in there mobster 83 thank you oh 79 months9 hey you know those B like super  below average Mr Beast chocolates are like $6 and I do mean Super below average  I mean they're better than Hershey bar because nothing is worse than a Hershey bar but  you can actually buy good chocolate for that price you [ __ ] it's not made out

of vomit it just  shares some ingredients flippy come on what we're back to $100 looking good so between me and you do you think flippy is  gonna beat Elden ring by Janu by June yeah [ __ ] I don't think it'll be pretty but I think he'll  do it think so what build is he going with fliy there's going to be a couple that give him  some some trouble but I think he can do it couldn't find the spaghetti cuz I  can't afford it now get out of my shop he's a smart dude about you aerospace  engineering

right so he's a literal Sky entist he says he just worries about  space not stuff that happens in land [Music] so what that's what he is mhm Elden ring is too easy DLC  look Elden ring is as easy or as difficult as you make it yourself  cuz you can make that game real easy but you can also make that game  real [ __ ] hard on yourself you that's hard are you here for  the potato ones God damn it imitators or photes whichever you [Music] prefer you watch Indiana Jones for the first time  was doing

whip only uh the bleed whips especially the dual wielding the bleed whips they're [ __ ]  up and you can get two in the same uh playthrough too hey Luna for Luna's  here L how are you got this up oh God why my store wow you jump high  I dude [ __ ] [ __ ] trying to sabotage me I know I know I'm here I'm here Bing peruna beat Olden ring I think  pretty sure watching beaten ring he's playing uh Dark Souls right now [Music] right banana you just can't you can't just jump in front of a Ferrari OJ y

ou can if  you if you want to get paid he hit me well good news is we can hire an employee are  we going to yes cuz I need to stock to shelves cuz people are getting mad they can't find flow  okay or let's do one day we'll do one day with the employee then and then maybe we can do some hell  divers or something else or I agree I agree age flower again [ __ ] you can we make it to a th no we cannot unless  that guy buys everything in the store hey the store's closed butthole that's okay  it's oka

y he's going to buy stuff I hope you better buy stuff scary circus game what  is that which one was that one no oh godamn mother here's a small chocolate bar I'mma pay with 100 yeah not bad D not too bad 11 o you lost 50 bucks today o the eggs well you a got no eggs I a got no eggs let's see fire day is over well you fire you need to pay me you didn't to get the [ __ ]  out of my store I'll tell you who what I don't need flour which one now both oh what the you scared the [ __ ] out of me man  y

ou got tell me when you coming in to work really stock the shelves this  time milk or eggs get one eggs some cheeses I don't think I've eaten cat I  don't think so but I've eaten in a lot of places that wouldn't tell you uh what what it was what  is this meow meow and I've also been in places where uh people do buy and sell a lot of cat meat  so I don't know what did we score dial of Destiny it was one of the worst movies uh I saw last year  hello it was it was character assassination rolled int

o in my opinion a bad adventure movie  with characters that I was actively rooting against but that's just like my opinion Man favorite TV shows like ever not quite a bit  but like for like ever of all time or like that I consistently watch Supernatural is good until  season 10 started coming like bner brothers is one of the best miniseries ever technically a TV  show I mean not really uh C buwa was incredible uh I like cooking show live action Great British  Bake break off um I'm just going to

ignore you um some more pasta I don't  think Pacific was as good as B yeah I'll start Shoguns soon two spaghet Wonka was so much better than  I expected it to be though [Music] yeah yeah um villo says he wants to make another Dune movie it's going to be hard to do  just Messiah though I don't know [Music] maybe I haven't watched samur  yet but I hear it's good damn I forgot okay so what goes down there I  moved it what oh you just have empty weird empty spots on the Shelf now  well we're going t

o get more items where's your salt how come you're not  selling salt I know they're Brits but [Music] okay OJ considers black pepper too  spicy too why you got to call me out like that they're wondering why  there's none in here I like well that's why and we are wait what's that bottom shelf for now just a little  bit of space do we make more money you got everything in the fridge doesn't anything go down eggs why don't you  get orange juice I can't afford that right now yeah you can no I can't

that's  the other one 554 exact what I'm telling you can't afford it the eggs went down all right $4 [Music] whoa hey egg on sale mhm  we are open sov is too spicy for OJ although cooking the peppercorns really kind  of tones down there their spiciness remember there is a great recipe parm parm or  psycho girl I don't what is her name on YouTube she used to work for bone  Appetit I think her name is Molly Maz she has a YouTube video called Chicken oav  Ex exent [ __ ] recipe I mean it's [ __ ] d

elicious I just make sure that the crispy chicken skin doesn't get covered with any  of it so it stays crispy the whole time Molly Molly I I don't [ __ ]  know sure if you there's probably not a lot of chicken oav recipes on the internet chicken Molly [Music] baz it's very good super delicious and I'm not  clicking a link now I believe you oh [ __ ] forgot oh you're not paying your bills oh God all done when was the last time I ate cereal uh  not too long ago actually and I ate uh Honey Bunches

of Oats with almonds I like cereal I  don't eat it very often but no bought that one whatever you mother I don't need that more  rice R and brand crunch is a good one too they're used to be one called blueberry  morning it was a super crunchy uh you know the the flakes and then there was  little clusters in there and then there was in the Box probably seven or eight  dried blueberries and when you actually got the bite together it was [ __ ] amazing  but the box was also like this big and super

expensive now we're doing good okay yep pasta peie cakes is that pitas cakes waylander uh the game is forcing OG to  play pay his employees' time yeah we see are are you out of your a filling  ice guy uh also gift and so thank you why is there a line God damn you're  fired after today let's get this job done those box in here now some will break  a finger for every customer in line past [Music] two doing good we're doing  good we're doing [Music] good you mother it's fine it's fine they're  comp

laining about being too full you need more flour run alone  flower OJ so flour and uh peie coffee where's my coffee that one right coffee this guy's worst not going to pay him you can't  fire him it costs more to hire than Oh [ __ ] forgot the  flower Oh no I got the wrong one still flour milk work on my back stack back shots damn still turn the lights on why is there a lot of people that's great everyone's complaining about  it did you buy your milk about to uh oh wait wait wait sweet yeah your

store can get bigger doing pretty  good yeah I mean you've got fully stocked shelves for the most part and you're going to start  the day with some money need some tea and yogurt good for now now get to Super or supervise and  watch waiting littering I'm not littering recycling recycling just hasn't shown up  yet it's fun cuz cardboard is biodegradable there you go they can't trace back to me I  scratched my name out the top we'll never know why would I want to  end my day I'm making more money

and you're getting free labor out of this  guy because it's won't change from 9:00 p.m. y so we'll see we'll see oh my good money but he needs to be  faster Chicken and Waffles pot pie the crust is waffles I made chicken and waffles  tacos out of cinnamon egos I bought Tyson chicken strips and then uh I air fried them  and then you put them in an Eggo waffle and then you drizzle some hot sauce and maple  syrup over the top it's trashy as [ __ ] but delicious you can put the boxes in the trash 

bin but that's not where they go they go on recycling Mystery Box I already know how  to solve the whole thing yeah but I also I knew the answer but I also got  to play with it before it showed up so I got to solve it on my own before  before he broke it he broke it don't let him fool you that thing came off pretty  easily that I don't know how you broke me neither look at that automatically paid I  don't like that I'll pay them automatically all right last day  let's see what we get to dude buy

orange juice it's $500 do it you've  got the money for it OJ be selling oing hell yeah now we only have $300  orange juice soda apple juice now you can buy yourself a new refrigerator  do you know how much that is do you know how we we are not playing this game  ever again after this turn so just take out a loan buy a refrigerator and we  don't have to worry about it that is true oh wait what oh I wanted to make more [ __ ] your payments never  paying it back what you do is you take out a huge

amount of debt  and you join the French Foreign Legion here you out tacos and fried chicken there  that's already a thing fried chicken tacos are delicious tacos with fried chicken in the Shell isn't whoa  what the [ __ ] see now you what restaurant was selling that though wait where's my big box was  it KFC that was doing that which where some was doing it which one the the the shell of the taco  was actually made out of fried chicken oh I don't know that's [ __ ] weird it's like chicken  nugge

t that was like molded into it and then they it's weird looking Louisiana style hot  chicken you mean Nashville Hot Chicken which one are you talking about  Nashville hot chicken is delicious but it's just traditional fried chicken  that's brushed with lard which is delicious I mean sometimes you're in  the mood for spicy lard sometimes you're not I like both of them [ __ ] I said good day smelly meat stick thank you  so much thanks for all of the entertaining entertainment throughout the years

and keeping  you informed all gaming news reviews and twitch playthroughs OJ and squeezes all the  juice himself mhm with my thighs fresh fresh squeeze OJ made with real OJ little  piece of me in every bite wait every GOP slurp what else do I need or I need thatas wrong one okay so those the salt rice all wi up yeah OJ does sell gluten-free orange  juice just for you I got whatever you need that's cheap orange juice orange  juice is expensive as [ __ ] right now that's Sal we are ready better no

t [ __ ]  this up like you did yesterday what a jerk I'm G fire him I don't like him like you  walk into the store you see him that he's not very friendly you need to greet people smile  he looks like the dude that owns Garfield John John uh sir is this cruelty free  water no it's extra cruel water it's specifically water that was  used in water boarding it's it's the cruestv coffee and Sprite what it's a grip mixture apparently some good items you got there  do you ever need anything speak to t

he manager okay I need uh bread coffee spaget f  follow her follow her home I got a store to run Alex but let's see there's a lot of sexy ladies  going into my checking up on my customers you know sounds like moose breathing  okay she turn the corner okay Crouch she actually goes into a place I know you live turn into creeps a lot of goddamn boxes how we doing  over here hey your uh tram stamp L's back hello live laugh love huh this guy [ __ ] slow UND detecting his pay it's he is a lowlevel  ca

shier o fex said that at me bye want you try to sell some of  that room temperature yogurt right there it's fine it's fine it's natural  I mean technically it's already spoiled so forgot the spaghet all of olive oil cheese spaghet B skety [Music] o you think the tra samp lady  single yes keeps coming back to my store I need for my prices cuz my prices are high get the [ __ ] out of my store  go no no put everything down and get out of here yogurt's too expensive [ __ ] what an [ __ ] I probably

need to turn  on the lights cuz my cashier can't see these customers is that what's going on here what is this the [ __ ] is this what  was that guy's [ __ ] a box that's with you I know self checkout cuz everyone would steal [Music] everything damn need some water water think I just bought two price is fine what do you  have yogurt priced at what's Market what look that's way too expensive you're  going end up with all this rotten y God damn it it's going to start out  strawberry yogurt and the

n you're going have to start selling it as  kiwi strawberry yogurt when it turns green hello more oil sind BG surely we can  increase the prices they're closed well nothing I do looks like  you may have to walk home but you forgot where you live don't worry I  know where you live yeah right this way how do you know don't ask questions you going  follow the blue blue hair lady I am godd damn boxes here she comes there she goes you're getting too  close I'm losing your scent a A you say such roman

tic  things it's a wonder you're single what I guess she lives here well  she's gone damn till we meet again my love all right we made some good money you fired him I don't have to pay you  tomorrow morning go get out of here day is finished let's see  lost $500 well it's cuz I expanded and I'm bought that thing it's fine  it's fine manager by day stalker by night you got to say creepier [ __ ] when they  walk in it's like excuse me ma'am can I lead you to the meat market say why is a meat  Mark

in the closet again don't ask silly questions okay well that was Supermarket  simulator hold on hold on all ready yeah okay that was Supermarket simulator uh I know this  is still in U beta right I think it's early access Early Access uh this game still needs a lot of  tweaking it doesn't have as much cool stuff to do it it's pretty eh for now I wish I had more  crazy events like gas station Sim yeah this is just missing all of the the fun and features of  something like gas station simulator C

U this you do all this in your gas station simulator yeah  plus you fix cars plus you chase Dennis plus you deal with the the crazy buses that come the crazy  stuff and so it's like this just doesn't seem like um it's ready at all so if you're looking for  kind of a dumb simulator waste time in I would check that one out yeah this one I would pass and  maybe they'll add cool stuff but check back next time but as of right now no yeah it's pass all  right thanks for watching and we will see you on

the next Angry Joe show all right okay now  a different game what you going to play it was Jimmy it was kind of sucks you have to make your  own fun chase girls home see what's going on fire employees well the one that told goddess we can  actually play tomorrow oh yeah yeah and actually play that like for a significant period of time so  I don't know if to is still here to can still here to yeah you can also decorate do  more crazy stuff paint your gas station but this is very limited okay  to

here yeah so tomorrow to um we can do I don't know we can see if we have a  couple people who want to play some hell [Music] divers oh yeah there's no music so it's pretty dead in that game yeah  we had to put our own music on I want a bed o you didn't eat any of the Z  like bowl is almost so full it is for family it's a family that's a normal size Bowl this  is the Family siiz Bowl I know you don't want to like look where's your bowl it's still  huge this is not a regular person Bowl make are

you saying I'm not regular uh yes yes  I am usually you get hold of bowl with one hand no no it still looks massive those are salad bowls for  the whole family yes thank you McFlurry it is still a giant Bowl it is look  at it even with one hand it's [ __ ] massive don't you could take a bath in that bowl oh uh  I should show them the my bath what no the not your bath the video that my that my buddy sent  me oh yes yeah it seems why I send that to you yes um I think they would appreciate it's a s

hort this mom is making how do I oh how do you that's how you pause things it's stupid  it's stupid but it's funny and it fits when I hang out with my  friends who's over six feet tall know that tickles I'm sorry are you  hungry yeah I'm so hungry you want to go to get something to eat we have Barbie McDonald  okay to McDonald's I want to get a Happy Meal how about this we go to McDonald's we give you  a Happy Meal this time you eat two whole chicken nuggets only one chicken nug let try two  thi

s time okay buddy no I don't want okay we'll just start with the one and then we'll  go from there yeah but if you get two then you can play with the toy okay okay fine I'll  try to eat two okay let's go ready yeah okay I'm wet now I'm sorry do you want me  to get the booster seet out for you I love you too I hate you so much come on it's not  what happens guys that is not what happens I eat more than one chicken nugget I  swear how much more six pieces eight pieces yep that's OJ sh dog mhm Dino

nuggies are amazing though  so shut your mouth to you going to bed in an hour or two your drink is in the way okay update it's good some your boyfriend's a perfect garbage can  huh it's okay OJ I'm only 56 well I am two I am 56 these are normal size glasses everything  here is family size but it's normal for him 51 every time I have like a  20 oce soda I give to Alex well it's like it's like one of those two liter  ones for me a soda small ones those little small ones those I don't drink a l so

da  you don't drink sodas no really oh it's true flippy you in to you in how many other people do we need one more for sure Early Access for democracy I am average all right you are tall unicorn probably dark fishing your food we oh my God it's heavy huh it is heavy how  much you think that weighs more than 10 PBS so we mean yeah it's heavy it's  girthy good God think is [ __ ] heavy 15 well a Don need a meal plan or meal  prep I got everything right here this got to be about 15 PBS yeah I think

I  think I made about 30 lbs Jesus Christ we ate well you ate this much of it  I ate half of it half already this is a full one I made two of these okay I  was like what there's no way this is so heavy I didn't make these I got these at  Costco because they were cheap and on sale oh it's going to be amazing but we're  eating those here yes or some of them here and then you can take the rest home let's do it okay so Flippy's uh eating his  food he's almost done to has not responded to me dark Te

mplar is in cool this one if I ever successfully made macaroons of course why'd you close the Box what's wrong with you I don't want to spill it I was  going to move it take this to go Jesus Christ this is [ __ ] heavy yeah they there's some tricks to to macarons what up George moose we had big Z and macons this is a here  was a might Magic Dragon and this is Alex that's weird is it weird this you think before I go to sleep blow up we got Captain all Lial wizard  Lial I read Dune the first four

books in 2002 and 2003 so there was a lot of  comments like these [ __ ] didn't even read the books I read a lot of books and um  especially when you read them you know really really really long time ago you're like  sometimes you forget minor characters that don't matter all that much or characters  that do matter but you know one more one more 10 bucks for all of them that's  pretty good this a really good deal usually it's like pack like that for  like seven eight bucks the lemon one's excell

ent no review for this one not flavors no unicorn that was  is preschool he read it in preschool chocolate vanilla raspberry  pistachio passion fruit and mango and salted caramel so that was a  passion fruit one it's really good uh Benny Jazz I mind you asking that's  personal that I mean I don't that's it's disgusting you would even uh what are these Audio  Technica yes I don't know the specific model but um they're Audio Technica they have to but if  you got that is it s24 Ultra you Circle it

and then they'll pop up it's weird okay you want some  more cuz I'm full for now you two more than two I ate all of these you ate those that one and then  one over here and one over there there's three you this [ __ ] ate one from the back we're eating  from this direction and he ate that one I like the chaos over I'm gonna eat another one of these  passion fruit mango ones because they're [ __ ] delicious but these are all for you to take home those I didn't make those  are about a Costco take

them back what why I I have told ogj I would  teach him how to make these though true yes I do no I break well it's a four piece I  break them in half but then I eat those two time for Discord who's that you bastard I hate you toon it's not me it's not  me to flippy Templar get in Discord when you're ready you monster oh yeah Grim's great that be  interesting WD interesting there's enough salt in The Salted Caramel that's more have not Monty am I'm not I like lobster bisque I like bisque in gene

ral except what no yes no you  guys should play hunt Showdown here it's a good game no it's oh God it's  a bad game for bad people we played it before I know you're trolling but  for people don't know we played it before or j o o oi where's everyone else  did you not invite them huh who oh wait who the greed do you have the mech  now there we go I got him I pulled him you probably hear flipping  is he loud enough testing testing two hello gentlemen hello hello oh I have the game volume probably

turned  way down yes yes you do ouch you I'm modate I always turn game volume super down because  most time I don't give a [ __ ] so up myice kind of rice if I don't want to do game CS  I actually just bought speakers for this but I'll turn my volume to max just for the you  know the feel of it gam oh it's amazing I'm I missed expion the military don't know I said  hi oh you have to hit tab before your changes are always uh our Discord people  volume chat test test I low hello there we flippy tu

rn down I hear to onpp  at we need to turn him down big time like mute yeah that's f o remember that's file okay go okay am I that short I he said  I could be a bit higher what is this okay hold up let me don't want  to hear Flippy's jokes when he's high that's like to say my jokes say if you got anything cool no nope didn't unn s well congrats to G with the house down payment well I need to buy this one so I might  as well wa cuz I need to buy more medals and then unlock this one you don't have

to take  part in the live service elements of the game well I want cooler stuff here yeah okay get the  penetrator it's actually pretty good actually missing the beans command actually if you want  you save up your medals and you can get the new weapons that will be coming out next week well  end of this week but okay well I'll save the rest beans good one beans beans beans beans beans  was a good game because we're using Discord I'd probably recommend you mute your iname audio  OJ because you

are doing you have iname audio turned on you [ __ ] he I usually don't this  is on yours I I don't have it on this is on your account thater sounds good unicorn hell  yeah again still got that gift for you does flippy have his mic across the room I think so  yes yeah you're you're quieter than everybody else H what a beit shy what yes I'm just got a  bit shy recently hold up well my my uh let's see my mic Vols are maxed almost but Discord is  fine for me at least okay well we can we can manually

turn them up on you want to manually  turn them up to like 125 flip you you ever had the hindes um baked beans pizza oh God I  have not but I've seen it and I am aware of its existing it sounds [ __ ] horrifying  It generally does well I was thinking like you have you can have like hind baked beans  stuffed crust is that what it is no it's just baked bean sprinkled over Pizza I think baked  bean stuffed crust sounds horrifying like truly [ __ ] horrifying you imagine biting into pizza  crust an

d baked beans squirt in your mouth full out why do we put beans on everything cuz  we learned they make you grow do they well because they last a really long time and the  British still eat like the Germans are flying overhead the only food we have left in our  stock I mean I like a British breakfast here bacon beans and egg baked beans stuff crust or  Coleman's mustard stuff crust or hind ketchup stuff crust anything just put it just stop it  in and it will work I've had refine beans as a sauce

there's a there is a black bean sauce  it's like a traditional Mexican black bean sauce it's [ __ ] delicious black bean good  had it with um I forgotten the name of the meat was it you forgot the name of the meat the  name of the meat must have not have been that cutey ohun was it Kajun Beef O has a lot of face  on us with the suicide mission wait you're doing a suicide mission yes let's do it I'm done let  do it it's going be great it's be great here here oh [ __ ] I'm door wor we have a  spa

ce Chef Prime huh he's going to lead us who flippy yeah flippy should be able to  have the mech uh we go here or there maybe there over here or maybe if we start here  and then we run around and then panic panic panic thing is I couldn't be called Master Chief CU I didn't get the rights so we had  to go with the longer one space Chief fine these bugs oh [ __ ] his bugs okay  alter token I respect oh I'm done with magic gathering I mean where go some like  D andd I like d but I'm I'm done with M

any I got to say I do like the look  of the the gear and I like the fact you can get super credits just  from playing the game Republic credits yeah Sub in zire cuz you got to  pay your taxes on time every time you got to take out the bins you got to work  for the council that's how you become a super been up r on the floor from Saturday night hey is there supposed to be holes in my  pod you're fine just hold your breath is old technician put tap I'm following you guys all right well I order you

to  Le I order you to lead you Le who's dying first who wants to die uhoh red ping it's so dark  in here all This Way West me W which W your W my w don't die don't die don't die don't die don't die okay I'm going to tell you right now if this  gets mod support the first thing we're putting in is yes I don't know I mean I hope that  they I don't know if Sony's giving them much like they can't fix their [ __ ] servers  which should e be easy for for them to do it's just a matter of like spending

money you don't  know how much Sony's restricting their uh their ability to expand right where are we going  sir I I hope it's Sony because I like this company and I want them to succeed I'm  trying to find where to activate this [ __ ] yeah I'm trying to find as one where is  it [ __ ] at the controls turn your flashlight on oh yeah flashlight uh T that does wonders  what flash one again uh hold down the reload button and then you going to like change  on there like where you change the fire mo

de you know what I don't think I've  ever have we done this objective co uh brain bug okay now we got to activate  what where brain bug soon to be called dumb bug where he at okay it's this  way oh God I'm going to die two of them how do you turn this on plasma that's a  big plasma TV how do I turn it on it's going to be one of these I don't think I've  done it I don't think I've done this one before no never this one you're level  20 something yeah but yeah I see it now but okay one is on defen

d it Mega guildy  I will give them a little bit of a pass for their launch issues not expecting it  to be that much of a success the issues that came when the mechs launched  though and I couldn't play the last time I wanted to play I got no I've got no  patience for that it's hor [ __ ] oh one to left oh God I'm right behind you you  keep doing what you doing oh [ __ ] I got him oh [ __ ] wait where oh [ __ ] that's  the uh South there's oh oh get that bastard reloading oh [ __ ] I'll burn his

ass oh what the [ __ ] that was pretty [ __ ]  quick oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] we need to activate the first one  it didn't finish oh God help back you back trying to call you back if you read the Z  tweets I did I know it's I know it's not easy nothing about making a video game  is easy which is why the people who do it right get paid a lot of money uh and like  I said totally understanding and forgiving oh [ __ ] this is bad that was a bad place  to launch in uh this the patch th

e second patch that I couldn't play is where I have  no sympathy for them at all o o wait come on that was very bad oh my God their game engine lost support in 2018 should  give them a little sack that is their [ __ ] look oh already the the Titan just y I was trying to  run away from the Titan I think thematically it's [ __ ] hilarious that you want a bootlick for a  game that's about like fascism and uh craziness like it's [ __ ] funny to me but as consumers  I'm Pro consumer I'm not pro video

game company and when you as a consumer pay oh [ __ ] oh  another mines no I'm I'm [ __ ] stuck why do you keep Landing there somebody keeps throwing  me in there I can't really maneuver that much you know boot looking you just haven't had the  same server issues you have man I've never had breast cancer either but I still think it  sucks and that we should support people who do have it like if you're going to throw me  throw me somewhere safe please should be safe there should be uh air strike

coming in that  was me kill it the [ __ ] am I going to kill it I don't have anything you got a gun it's your  hand my shotgun ain't going to do nothing to it oh I don't I don't know like I've always been Pro  consumer and C them and I'm ning them some people don't they want me to be okay with not being able  to play a game I paid money for but I think if you pay money you should be [ __ ] oh [ __ ] run  just run I'm trying look back now got look back oh God [ __ ] you oh [ __ ] no oh God hold

up I'm coming your oh for the for the dumb people  who don't know when I that was the whole point of the the relationship  between the two things what was a St button again sh Sim v v it is v v  no no no no no no grenade V aom run [ __ ] oh did I get it I thought you got I  thought you guys were going to die oh it's not just me it's hundreds of thousands of  people have had issues playing and that's what sucks for democracy I hope Sony  gives him the infrastructure because I think this game is a

mazing full  Liberty and I want to be let's [ __ ] do oh God oh God oh God we're all  going to die aren't we yes we are run maybe tomorrow I got a strike down  before it run up the hill oh you can't run up the hill all I'm well I man  maybe who this by oh no oh no press F to melee it'll work [Laughter] well  I'm rolling down the [Laughter] hill Oh what no no no so this is suicide mission suicide yeah  yeah there's another one impossible yeah you need to have like all of the stuff unlocked  and a

nd even then it's going to be tough yeah yeah I just want to jump in real  quick oh it's a great way to yeah yeah follow TI is Dead come back up here team  did you get the other one but wasn't there two there is two uh I killed the one chasing me I  don't know where the other one is oh we got to go back to the mission cuz there just going to  keep coming actually that's good if you distract him keep him over there yeah the real gun sucks  I mean some people have unlimited time to play video game

s Doc but like you get old like OJ and  like me and like Doc like all buddies be like hey I've got a couple hours between you know my kids  recital and soccer practice and stuff let's get on and play and then three people who almost  have no time to spend with each other and we can't play cuz it happens to be the popular  time it really sucks it it like really [ __ ] sucks you think it's okay for a small Dev  team like Arrowhead to be overwhelmed with the influx of players and they up the yes  t

hey did for a launch I completely agree like I said I'm forgiving of the issues  at launch but then they released mechs and they had really not done a whole lot and  I still couldn't play and it's like look the second time like I said I've got no I've got no  understanding the second time first totally get get get him one but I I won't give you  a second one I almost walked into those mines yeah I was going to go get my stuff but  I don't think I can oh [ __ ] there another one Ed shock Freedom

you better going to ades those  aren't doing anything imp I didn't even [ __ ] see them there's the second one like what is it oh God  thank you what's that vibration behind the [ __ ] T-Rex coming yeah exactly don't worry we got uh  he's got short arms we can say have his [Music] reach there's any way yeah I think I stepped on your okay uhoh what is that not good  not good not good not good I'm going guys did you know there's water in between  one by a Titan is that he took me with him oh my Go

d I blame Joel cuz he's the one doing  all this the game master strike coming in and uh um where are we do not fall in  that water oh my God why would you oh no oh the M no legs got got one yet bloody R we didn't  get to see your message I'm sorry it it you have to break it up into two I  don't I don't know some chaos going on apologize did we at least get one battery  no we did not exactly pal never stand in the the head the tail the whole damn thing  the head tail whole damn thing [ __ ] you p

lease be facing that way hit it in the shof  juicy bits it's going to kill me so many wow well um I have I beat Pacific dve it's great  Alex I'm doing a video for it it'll be out right after um Suicide Squad skull  and bones that one yes and then on the 28th we'll be playing some more so  squ cuz uh knockoff Joker comes out yeah how's everyone doing wait knock off  jokeer was he called f scary f bil I am surrounded by we just started this just in time  oh you still playing Drive nice yes survive

the junk you think every game has to have an  evolutionary progression which one didn't come out as which three had to go through  phases yeah that's but this is the second am I going to do it that's better  do it oh D3 there's a Titan behind you holy 30 seconds survive you're on your own flippy you're on your  own guys you can come back in 24 seconds we're going to die we're never going to make it okay 20  seconds we we haven't even got one battery still I got yeah we're not even oh [ __ ]  [ 

__ ] every almost got the first Silo what could go wrong what could  possibly go wrong right call you back uhoh I thought you were going  to die land on him I'm way too far oh you should have tried to land on  him that would be the hero 72% come on don't go there is my gun still there my  gun's still there uh there's a bunch of stuff yeah Auto Cannon oh that's machine gun no yeah  you have almost the first battery was the first Hilo oh [ __ ] we have the first Hilo yes we  did one now go for two

got to get two oh [ __ ] oh no no no no no no I can't see I'm slowed I  already have my stem oh my coffee's in the way where is the second one under water I'm going  straight to it the Pikes don't like water oh God swing awayes are like noise makers the bugs are like what was that little too close  uh see impact grenad is stupid hate head up for this Mission The Meta  is to ignore objectives and kill all the enemies they will eventually stop  spawning allowing you to complete the mission unhind

ered on suicide da  man that's that's cool oh I don't know 10 second I would point out we  haven't even touched a nest I know yeah oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] he's he's panicking  left left left oh so What dra did was dra actually set up macros on his uh stream  deck so he programmed all the um cheating just push the buttons but he did say  that it isn't actually as effective as he thought cuz you keep reaching over to push  the buttons but if you have it on your wrist Bo the Warhammer 40K bundle co

sts half the  base game that's that's sounds about right that is so close as soon as lands you're  going to die all right suicide oh there's two run dark I like my shotgun better run I want to see it though run away  you're missing is away did not even hit him no [ __ ] oh no I say this game does need more  nice assault rifles which we are getting thank you say more bugs oh  they got you have more bugs they really increased the bug amount  oh yeah they definitely need more bugs some people are h

aving trouble  with crashing because of the new bugs [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] per you  crash I haven't done much crashing but I also haven't done much being able to  get in since launch I have like crazy uh peing in the game like the CPU is PE  peeking it's that Colonel level anti-che or something yeah thought I was going  to jump in uh oh wait is he dead okay yeah there it is there it is come on come on come  on you can see it do it Sho oh [ __ ] you [ __ ] you bust this thing turns so slow

well going to die to  shitty bugs the Music Stops so no more grenades I like the voice you picked  thank you yeah I thought you want helium follow me quick quick follow me with oygen damn it I thinking unicorn I think it did there he is oh I'm not going to [ __ ]  with him he's still kind of far coming all right watch my  back I watch front the West Side who's going to watch through  your side and East Side W side or S side that big one de where' they come from [ __ ] you from from  everywhere r

einforce oh [ __ ] let me land him back okay good hit on him oh God big guy another big guy my God  I was about to stab myself careful calling NE ammo check yep I'm empty I checked no so we're going to go a step down  suicide missions are uh pretty hard last of me excited for this video tomorrow which video  potentially skull and boms oh potentially but we'll see those take a long time it's later  this week but you got two exciting videos the review and secrets for secrets in this  moment I thin

k what they're going to do this game has to like big like Community raids  sort of events so like imagine there like start that you know you have two squads  jump in or something like that I think it's totally possible it's yeah they have to  work on the infrastructure but that would be super sweet can you imagine having like five  six squads on like a massive map it would be amazing democracy democracy  gentlemen this is democracy manifest I was going to see how  to was doing oh he did yeah I c

an't how long 10 seconds  I can be full skin don't do it oh [ __ ] that wrong [Music] button injury what injury that injury oh god oh I'm getting scratches  uhoh uh oh [ __ ] oh no oh no why am I back is back oh one will save you I didn't want to to be alive I didn't want to be back  see if to completely restart The Silo again forcy I press the button pess the  button maybe they won't get me down here no D3 it's really hard  get you're bringing them to me yeah come [ __ ] with the batteries  if

I have known I would have taken the auto cannon with me or the rocket launcher or something oh oh you better survive  I slowed I can't see I can't see survive wipe your eyes oh no no oh what [ __ ] Oh Come H but technically we didn't fail the suicide  mission because we didn't suicide suicide mission completed it was a massive success everybody  it was a murder Mission murder Mission m m but see we still got XP we got nothing what's  150 time zero first place with the best zero we are the best y

eah you're was close you finished [Music]  one I had the most kills let's see who did the most Team friendly fire damage dles  toon 2,000 friendly fire damage understand terrible I would do the incin man shots fir  you had the most shots fired meaning most ammo used want to point out the lowest  rank was the I'm G to get the uh did I finish Elden ring yes I  finished elen ring 25 times more than that now no it was in the  billions right something billions billions Auto Canon rocket sweet level 2

5 soon  still a Cadet I'm still a Cadet where's your mech suit flippy I've got it I'll just I'll just  purchase it how did you not use that you think it would help I think it would help big time yeah  it'll help now let's do it well we on Extreme yeah don't do a suicide mission no we're on extreme  extreme extreme extreme dinosaurs it's a final [Music] countdown so yes we start start  here wait here no let's start here we'll start here we'll start here go  all the way around yeah all the way aro

und then here ready I'm lost  lost what the [ __ ] is this piece of [ __ ] zoo don't forget when we fail  okay we're just trying to make like a promotional video like to for training  purposes so do not do this do not do that I can see flippy uh are going to die yeah people  have been complaining about how weak the mechs are but I don't know what I mean what it Jo do  you want me to cool down the mech first and you jump in yes let's do it let's do it I need  a flamethrower I don't like the flame

thrower got better yeah but uh wor well I hated it  because somebody in our Squad you should just spray and then spray to the side and then spray  back like hey you're with your team you know that this is Bera there are bees in my cockpit can't see it's foggy is what's  going on here the me strikes are the worse in this all right calling it  down I got two okay we got to go to the W once you get into your Exo Suit  yes your ex suit cleaned it all up for you mine the drink from the inside oh  God

charger help let's get some cup holders [ __ ] sweet mind the magazines on the left why  you fire because it's friendly fireing there oh oh watch out watch out which way are  we going okay behind let's go going west going this way W looks like you just got shot a  few times it's crazy how the bug shooting you so you will either be there for 600  seconds or or it's going to blow up yeah yeah I'm trying to clear out the nest cool is if  it's automated when you're not in it that would be neat I ki

lled [Laughter] myself wait wait a minute what is the  thing made out tin you buil it [ __ ] well it's not explosion proof it cost me 20,000  bucks it's 104 what it [Laughter] is W it frost I call a second one down in y eight minutes  um is there an over strike here sh uh I can do I can't see Jesus I can't see [ __ ] yeah oh no they're dead destroy the eggs k C what easier to run through your fire  kill it oh [ __ ] Char oh running have to reload my auto Cannon I set  myself on [Laughter] fire f

ire on flippy position I lit the beacon  the Deacon lit Deacon go to the deacon they tone down the Chargers or they  still have a billion points not oh damn itpp what get back in pile leave me dead  oh [ __ ] I want to come back no like I like the design of the Chargers the  the first time that we fought though they just their hit points were just way  too much just one shot kills oh that's cool get my flame through a back [ __ ] these bugs  oh [ __ ] that those a [ __ ] rock that is not a rock

the rock say no I thought it was a rock  [Music] [Laughter] too so you can shoot the limbs and then they'll be a lot easier I bought  snacks on this Mission they can smell him oh what the so they've nerfed the hulks now apparently as  well but even the Hulk it was like two shots to the head with the ra gun originally but now the  auto Cannon it still like two shots in in the head what the [ __ ] happened to everyone  do think you St them not me I didn't do anything reinforce reinforce reinfor I'

m  going to try temp for up down up up left right right right right left left temp I  farted I'm sorry guys that's why so poy here yeah so much gas well I don't need to  be ready I need you to was trying to kill you no I just wanted to uh get those enemies  away from [Music] him go finish this okay done nice got do it two more times there oh right  behind us oh [ __ ] they can climb oh [ __ ] F you're supposed to have my back flippy what the  [ __ ] are you doing fun you doing jumps you doing ju

mps told you have Max never trust this guy now he's  lighting corpses and himself on fire we all saw that by the way  oh I just killed 25 enemies with one strategy self combustion is a weird thing what are doing up there we got to go all right  this place ain't safe for flamethrowers let's go south maybe you'll be able to see when you  go south I doubt it above you what taco no not uh you lead oh he abandoned you  a long time ago oh there's a big nest right there [ __ ] should we uh go  for the

nest are we going for the nest going for the nest [ __ ] thr I  know I'm throwing Str grenades ow fall damage owo no man um I got one I got one in  there I got three while you were down there one oh my God it's okay I'm doing a aom in there no one go in there yeah  throw Nom at me flippy do it quick the big guy coming did you do it  oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay I'm doing a laser oh God oh God there's a Titan going your way oh think go that the two n PS paning my frames down oh God it killed you and

now it's  coming to kill me oh my God all hope is on1 oh [ __ ] I'm calling you  back calling you back I we got you got us okay call for me in minut 30 seconds is super fun oh what happened ten tenno we've  answered you my friend no we have not [ __ ] hey what's up tummy tummy n we no what is that oh [ __ ]  get back who's who want uh I'm in a position where the bugs can't pass  to me so but throwing a nest over there ow there's two more holes okay I'm  going to go charge [Music] charge yes sir

not shooting the enemies is a bold  strategy well I'm kind of low on uh what my grenades aren doing anything we have to  hit in in there flippy I did no I did nice I need a resupply laser cannon is your bread  and butter now so good down in safe place oh one behind you getting to coming on my uh ping  OJ bit far but go around it looks safer uh all right South to the next eggs yes see let's go  west Far West I lost your be God that's bad the Lor side they're going south aren't we we got  to go st

raight South you want go south we're going south aren we we got to do the lab and  then that over here we're doing a we're going clockwise wherever you want to go we're going to  die here we Supply how do you know super was a Oh no I tried to die he jumped  right into his knee that was manad where the supplies watch out guys gas oh God what is that sticky yeah I should have just  ran I should just [ __ ] ran don't know why I came back use my Seaman train not working whoa what happened Oh I thoug

ht the  gas moved it's just a wind Cloud sh is it dead sleeping right I'm going  back again a port behind you you know there was like a bomb a hell bomb  like that um flippy shot it when we were all next to it one get in the exo suit Oh Hang  he's got it no you do it behind you I have no weapons [ __ ] oh we have uh St you go guys o the N that was bad stalker  broke up those tentacles and yep did we do it we did it but it would C it would C what was that who sh what's Noe I'm coming back right n

ow who  shot the thing no I did nothing must have been asay I'm fighting for my  life the bugs use guns now [ __ ] straight going south one day away from retirement on your left one not behind oh God oh God oh God oh God just don't look back okay fine the charger over there what oh no who bring them to you how no you better get the defenses ready oh  God stalkers that's that's this one over here you see The Bigs yep  yep yep B okay at the resarch station I'll call the hell bomb over it probably

strong don't go over there  don't go over there don't go over there oh you got him oh nice good job worked out great  I'm running can't believe flippy lived me neither what my eyes are ringing oh [ __ ] I  will take you with me you [ __ ] box [ __ ] you who did that Wonder come back what the [ __ ]  was that kind of idiot throws high explosive bombs and that it stop and that it stop uh it does but they have decreased  the radius now but still yeah still pretty big now going to the nest there pro

bably  going to be a fourth enemy faction they're like Rogue hell divers but you call them  heav jumpers finally I died there you're throwing him in there finally some calling  you back oh no traitorous Dias I need distraction yeah he did it for both  Z they did for the 120 and the uh 300 they Nerf both cuz they were like  oh the r just way too big but still too big oh [ __ ] uh by what the [ __ ] hit me a little the little insult well I'm going to destroy the  eggs with you this a bad idea runn

ing why you Liberty yout and two Char  out there yep no good just say oh survive you have to  survive everyone's dead I'm slowed I got stuck in the go we come back no it's  fine it's fine it's fine it's fine nice good job oh my gide on oh we did it good job there's  still one more you're heading the wrong way I'm just trying to survive right now you what St I'm just going to stay here Northwest such as the price for democracy Joel ooh something shiny what'd you get prob crits do I ever get burnt

out of video  gaming no tank I played video games before the stream started I will play video  games after the stream started you just got to play different games the thing is like  I got burned out playing some of the games when they're bad [ __ ] this is not good  but it's like do you ever get burned out of food it's like no but you can get  burned out of a certain type of food oh what OJ has completely abandoned all  of you that's not true oh no that's on how was you throw down what  was tha

t thre something Templar you Dro something he's not moving  he's sa he's waiting for everyone else I very interested in Dragon Dogma  I is true I'm worried about the game cuz everyone's expectations seem to  be really high uh but I'm hoping it's awesome cppy you can do it charger plusy [ __ ]  is the charger the worst for you or does the Titans the Titans charges no charges used to  be more annoying you could shoot their limbs though and they will go down a lot easier  is easy trying to out run

it depending on om menel that is correct you're okay dd2 is  DD with better visuals see I don't know if I am R it it's so lot walking flippy don't fall down but there's some wildly different opinions  on Dragon's Dogma like some people act like it was the [ __ ] 12 out of 10 but almost every major  review for it was like this is a seven it's like oh what okay Dam I mean if you want to Z watch  um David at voice over of all the bugs oh yes so soothing today well I don't like that well  never mind

cuz you were able to shoot the legs yeah but apparently they patched it today you  let yourself on fire something something threw something it wasn't me what was that oh that's  awesome Don [ __ ] we thought it was going to get like half of that so that's amazing famous  yeah right if you guys like the SU side Squad review I think you guys are going to love the  Skull and Bones review uh because the game was no fun but making the review and the skits  were very fun not today two seconds but he

has to call it oh [ __ ] wait is that me called  that is thought you called me in I was like oh [ __ ] no I'm not ready we finished the main  story yeah quite a long time ago we just did a bunch of end game stuff too I have the Y  Titan you lies bones what did you like about it Sour Patch King Please Subscribe  four months in a row we still need to make sour patch wine ah that'd be [ __ ]  sweet be coming back in 1 minute 20 right fing I'm going to finish those eggs off blame it does red wine lo

ve  me some red wine what about you what did Joe give Dragon Dogma  the first one it's been a while I don't remember anyone in chat  now I didn't know you reviewed it seven or eight that would seem to be  like the consensus like I was looking at Metacritic cuz I couldn't remember I  remember liking it um but it was just like you know it was pretty good 30 seconds  flippy temp you or to it's like dark's dead I have like all the on me don't shoot talk  you were getting very close to shooting dog o

h just focus on running away oh  no I'm safe here I can call back oh that's looks pretty safe like monsant  is mix with I was told like mix withing but too uh 30 frames per second on  console's kind of a shame I mean it's not the end of the world but it I  would preferred if they had oh no you know what you call mean it's just  like another thing that like you can lose part of a point for I don't want to leave where the F legs oh my God yeah oh what how did you get up here they have wings see  t

hat was pretty oh my God that's so CL that was quick I was trying to press V that's  like safe here may do we have ammo fly now uh one they fly now like surprise [ __ ] come  here some Fri mother uhoh live I have no ammo one minute got no ammo just got to heal  I got no more syringes run to me oh no get it oh that what a Dodge there are two some  here no oh my g you're always late Connor as usual oh no oh no is to you I have no ammo I  can slow game over Mane I would take it with me no Mission f

ailed everywhere much Miss it by  that much hey we got for Freedom BL that's actually still quite good  credits right CR shameful display he went out like he lived face down in  the dirt with his ass in the air oh o damn uh no uh zero I am not grounded  oh God night shade thank you so much for giting gifting out 10  Subs a 10 P OJ can only do two for gas let me see fire damage  friendly fire damage friendly fire damage how that do guys that's like 10  teams worth of damage what did you do uh wel

l I blame that one on Flippy offy he's  the biggest one look at him why the [ __ ] are you so tall give him a little kiss on the  cheek how can you make your character that tall am a little kid what the [ __ ] why am I wait who who's wait oh oh look  at him okay what is going on you saw that though right am I going crazy wait  got on got all those platforms platforms what are you still doing extreme yes why don't you complete  a mission and then like you can like we no wussies extreme we're just

uh holding back for stream  purposes yes this is for entertainment purposes yes exactly like I mean people do forget we  we are entertainers we're not very good at our job but we are entertainers that is  technically what we're here to do come here for great gamep play in the wrong  spot M we can make a 15 minute Mission turn to two hours don't get anything  like that what I can do is show you puppy oh God moose is very sleepy I mean could Z I  could not you not well here now I think we just ne

ed tows definitely need to okay mines  more mines and even more Min more Min ready Jesus I don't know what class I'm playing  Dragon Dogma 2 do Mage Mage Mage all the way oh no toally fly Jesus cronuts  welcome on in what's up grut never fear cronuts is here greetings Alex  flippy to and chat suck it old J you bastard a crowbar crowbar shed a tear is  here yeah I'm looking forward to it tear with happiness Joy you yeah uh I  played with some randos who kept throwing uh the automated turrets behi

nd  me when the bugs were on the other side of me and then it's like how did I  get cut oh that's how I got cut in half I like how you say that quietly what idiots or some the other day like Ned himself I  don't know who who the hell does that yeah and I've also seen people light themselves on fire  like I mean come on I don't know you can't be using a flamethrower not know what direction  the wind is blowing that just seems like a bad firearm control I mean your thing that flame  would be yeah

not safe to use on a planet fi with meting look my suit says it's inflammable right so  that means it's definitely not flamable so I got my ammo but I left my gun that's not good throw  bullets at him if you throw them real hard that yeah it's like Conor that's not funny the  wind can change and sometimes accidents happen you get my gun change then everyone  can f change who's pressing buttons there's a button here press button press button  that's one here well it's like habitable doc what's th

e difference between a  place that's habitable inhabitable or uninhabitable yes it's just like is this  place habitable or inhabitable or is it uninhabitable inhabitable habitable I will push  the button push the button do it oh what the [ __ ] Jesus let me just get my [ __ ] gun oh  [ __ ] yeah I have one up here too oh [ __ ] so what people were doing with G was actually really  funny so the the Griers were OB being jerks they they kill the them back oh [ __ ] who this ass  [Music] [ __ ] on t

he fire oh Connor I was on a road trip with all of the magic dudes uh you know  like Keith and will and all those guys and one dude rolls down his the window he's sitting in the  the passenger front passenger seat he spits out of the window and the spit goes into the back seat  window and it doesn't hit the dude in the face fortunately but like splatters on the shoulder  the dude in the back it's like come on yeah that happens my leg always have the most disgusting  stories yeah yeah I'm sorry o

h [ __ ] no no no no no look chat it's  called Insight that's what it isight got him that's reasonable  like you blasted him in his ass and then he dies resupply on  my point we have the first to yay oh oh that was that's how the 22,000 Team  friendly fire damage happens you shot a barrel and killed me well then  the barrel killed you not told it was a circumstance where's the where the second button here oh1 behind you 01 [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]  [ __ ] [ __ ] help so careful to of grenade well th

at's out no there's not much  like watch out OJ I'm dropping gas God damn it all we got to go to the other battery  oh go to other next one yeah yeah I'm right behind you put youres just position where  you're not going to kill teammates say you yeah colonial Marines are look awesome this  what when does Space Marine 3 come out end of the year Space Marine 2 yeah yeah sir September  9th I think of the year it like it's definely September I think player co-op going be oh Fu  be [ __ ] awesome hop

efully I just want the story to be like lengthy and I I actually  want this one to have like DLC see I don't mind it I don't want it it's like lengthy  is interesting but girthy you know I think it's I'm fin of delayed for a whole year though yeah ly andth yeah lusus yeah there's some good  games coming out this year I mean it's it's still lighter compared to last  year but there's still still good stuff yeah elen ring DLC man I can't wait I don't consider  that like a video game release for lik

e our work purposes but personal purposes very very exciting  M and Jo's computers are going to be busted on June 2 yeah weird oh it's crazy I you know my  doctor told me I was going to have the flu then like he's like you know what you're going to  have the flu you better not going to work turn off your cell phone I think I'm him [ __ ] know  a little bit sometimes you're hitting him doctor knows what's right for you behind you Joe I got  you back okay trying to get this thing before it gets us

it's going to get us oh [ __ ] oh God  run around him I am trying to I'm reloading shoot him in the ARs oh mine is Austin I got  him shoot him in the butt that looks painful he's giving me some really weird faces uh doc  that one should be finished I think he's down he's dead I know I'm hunting other stuff oh  okay I'm free roaming for rare and stuff OJ OJ failed here on this place what how did I  fail you didn't protect the uh I was trying to you put our head together one of a kind  or two of

a CO happy trying to get swo SW got to eat big LIF big or you can do a shortcut  and just get stung by a bunch of bees not the Beast damn it didn't work all right doing the no I'm not doing that one I'm doing  the wrong one where did my Barrel goo I'm playing sries for Zone on the side yes dead end okay oh no oh no uhoh [Music] Sav hey he's here to save the day hey you use the me a I'm going to mess it  up what no you won't I have faith I don't yeah just make sure not to fire any Rockets  right

next to you you kill yourself yeah I think those were magnetized or something  it [ __ ] weird some people don't know that parmesan Don like some people think it's  strawberry milk or even banana milk not so to maybe up to oh yeah oh oh my God that was so close hello other Scarlet what bouncing off Joe I can't do [Music] much moose is 11 months still alive oh another one came in it was his  L nope that's what you wanted no no he killed me moose no you going to blame your death on  moose yes he's

trying to go for the plate well the only reason that they're stuff in the plate  is cuz cuz they got small stomach slacking on the eating okay watch out gas oh my God now I'm back F pushing the button again  oh no [ __ ] yes that sounds bad just SW in the yeah he did I got two turs down do not  go towards the silo go towards Silo and is fantastic dropping supplies hit me yeah I wanted to thr after on you terrible  terrible you almost [ __ ] hit [Laughter] me do that works my God I mean I was a

good thr  I'll give you that I was a good get down get down how is it that I can do it one alone  when I'm with you guys I don't know okay I we when I have the tower up here I can get the I  can get the hill okay you got so you just go for everything s you got it can I get a call back  yep yes you got it or uh I can do it yeah yeah I can do it what tell happy to learn how to  do a dragon squat isn't that kind of what you do you said that when you go to the gym you do  diddly squat I think or is

that the amount you live someone is attacking  the generator I'm getting the backside I think we got them all yeah we  got some on this side Z moose oh [ __ ] oh you one OJ that's awesome OJ's heavy  no it's gone again I'm light now not that light wait interrupted again no got  destroyed how there still someone on oh [ __ ] someone is hitting it uh not not  anymore yeah it's taking damage from some the fire catching on to it fire spreads badly you go that side nice your phone's on the floor I th

ink yeah who going to eat it my tower is out so the T Towers  now will be useful because there's some armor that prevents you from you know  getting electrically shocked apparently oh [ __ ] do you have an auto  Sentry no I need help my side bit I'm coming uh okay I'm good for the moment be f that sounds good almost sounds complete that  oh FL why I turn around like I got this all right coming back it I did I in 100 don't  wor I'm dropping you right on the there we go it's like it never happened

look look  at that you're fresh clean that's a hug hug generator here yeah uh everyone else  good everyone else good all right let's go uhoh uh where the [ __ ] we yeah just get out get to  the extraction point to the LI need to press button over here somewhere  yep where is it I think remember we have space Rines space IED it I didn't know  we actually had the US had a space Mar programi fpp space mistake it's space  it's spice Marines it's a real thing it is real button again it's a space c 

defend Earth against kill CL from out of space killo clones from out of space also has  a released uh date now oh does it oo yeah I check my wish list I think so this that movie  no a game oh it's a game yeah game it's coming out it was the I think it was a movie from  the80s which movie clown from space Oh yeah and the game's coming out have you never  seen that movie to that is exactly a to movie it is I just don't know which from oh  [ __ ] oh [ __ ] if you guys don't know tog watches movies

that are just as bad as OJ's they  compare [Music] notes on the see going to drop on your o hasn't watched cocaine shock yet no I'm  not me is coming out soon right as well we have to we have to uh they have cocaine uh werewolf  coming coming out werewolf yeah mhm o we have to make a watch Part D together with Alex and watch  cocaine shalk yes uh uh what I will I'll watch it with you but I'm making uh grilled shark with  mango Habaneros also on the top and my favorite animal I don't want to eat

my favorite animal  trcks are your favorite animal no they're not M hopefully he doesn't get in  temp watch out oh okay I'm all right doesn't sound nice what the  hell is Right box wine beer and tater box wine and beer like mixed together [ __ ] panicking you know what I haven't made a  long time as a tater to casserole have you ever experienced the white trash Midwest  or North uh i' guys no not of a ter C roll or sometimes they're called hot dish more  TOS they're actually like really deliciou

s but it's like a casserole covered in  tater tots and then you put in the oven we need more Towers more doors more  doors more doors more doors I left my mines behind behind us West OJ said he  wouldn't eat the shark so I was probably going to do thres your shark cuz  it's what I can get I can only see dark Templar 30 seconds where are they [ __ ] s 60 just stay down fliy stand down oh look it's a flippy that kill me that was not me what  killed him flippy what did say what killed story of leg

I saw someone D down not  doing his part see it was not me fing leg no he's Landing right  in front of me no I haven't even started looking for the fake chocolate I'll now I'm not I'm not getting up  are you laying down flippy wait oh God it's you I thought it was me I  was like there's no way unless your bullet curved around I mean it's possible  yeah bounced off of charger you know yeah mhm [ __ ] it get some get some nuts I like what the [ __ ] he's flying away where oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ]

don't you dare run me over hey we finished the mission wait you  can't get in there in the mech suit yeah leaving Mex you behind all right there you  go now it's your turn with the cast these Misfits can't lose all right well I'm going  to me whip them in the shape MVP baby look at that squeeze the ibe they can just to you right  right yeah just to behind like that would be sweet outstanding P yeah let's see if tus cracked the 10 worth of Team damage  milon 28k 28k I did Anthony I did I did not

you did I did not actually he killed me and then he burned himself hey we  on a planet full of methane I should Max no temp with the red barrel and one  not flippy because I shot him in the leg 1,600 only when the winds are blowing strong  you can't help that's still pretty [ __ ] uh bad I mean one is flippy that's flippy kill  me accidentally one one you got two I got two look hey hey wait an accidental I could  be like tripping over something all right by accident how did O have like two acci

dentals but  no friendly fire damage yeah I don't know how that happened so I didn't bring my mind I don't  know what happened the St doesn't make much sense you are ready would you said it to uh hard  I think it's on hard yeah no still on uh is it on Extreme still was was oh still Cadet level  21 Cadet super hard you are still super hard you are an advanced Cadet what are we doing till  we got a space space Chef Prime leading us into action oh we were doing that  already Scarlet we did two miss

ions o [ __ ] Titans and flippy did not bring his mech suit for some reason I didn't have  it I didn't have it at the time now I do now they are prep to prepared to meet their  Mecca which one do you like better 380 cre bigger bigger I use the auto Cannon exactly  no man way to start cooking or whatever you want lots of micro microtransactions in this  game I haven't really bought anything I like the guns that are given they're in there it  is it is absolutely a live service game like there's no

but it's not it's not overly greedy  like and you're not you don't feel like you're limiting like your power level or anything  if you're not picking it up it is not Conor like I said you get free credits anyways yeah  whether in the level itself or from strategy and then I'm sure they'll add better looking  skins cuz honestly I don't think their Skins are all that if the skins look good I mean  like I don't have a problem with the armor but I mean like for if they PR change mine if  they have

like a $10 cosmetic bundle I won't buy it but I mean other people may buy it $ skin  in like an OverWatch no good we need something more all right [ __ ] it let's  do X suit from the Geto let's go repair Squad takes two I've only got a  single wrench can't bear it alone someone's going to have to like follow me repair  uh no repair mhm DK Henry to the Ravens two years I need to SP I dude just bought a  house in Dallas and he's like [ __ ] it I'm going to go play in Baltimore rather than  play wi

th these clowns two years 16 mil where are we going that's that's a scary  team now and that's already a scary team because Sho Too Close oh so you have the shotgun M equipped yep I like shotgun V I did V what they got me while reloading oh  the cowboy just made a move T Steel Trent see see he's staying in Dallas woohoo saved like who exactly don't know who that is who yeah I saw that Denver's paying Wilson  Sal I mean it makes sense like the Steelers may not even use them and there's like  look

we can get a veteran for peanuts pretty much cheaper than what uh no not  to you Conor can't use them they got no hands way got it wait why you going that way  which way I'm following you what do you mean why are you asking me you're in front you're  going the other way this way oh wait no uh we going this way you're Le I just want to  pick up my rocket launcher you're the chef Prime let's qu these bastards make them well  done the other W but they want me R uh they're all going to come towards

me you crazy everyone  R back up back up prot yeah I'm just a kette oh someone just died I saw flippy at my back butt I was going to kill him but I would  have killed you I just watching it closely come back oh that's a dangerous spot to reinforce oh fli oh there's a  garage you know you know what gar mine mine mine mine are you sure jump in [Music] grenades ow I got destroy the eggs how about destroy the charg for together weedestroy the  eggs they can't bth more destroy them we can finish it

before it even [Music] starts oh oh [ __ ] no Mech yet  uh yes me but Mech weak me B Mech is not acid [Music] proof  I thought you were like doing some kind of a McDonald's commercial mcbad  no good yeah this is [ __ ] no Mech yet uh I uh flippy has it I have  to be level 25 I'm at level 21 MC rust it's a very big surprise  Connor you'll love it you will love it it's pretty sweet me though it is it's friendly It's Kind MCB mccth MCB MC  Beth there's a big nest over here destroy it no Conor it's

very it's very exciting for Friday  just make sure you bring a gift for the kid what huh I don't my yet it's a really big n that ridiculous clown it wasn't my fault it's pretty cool flippy let me borrow his Mech for two seconds what it three you  crashed his car the second you uh British engineering I was going to say you might  want to be careful I have impact grenades okay that's cool like got the wind knocked out  of me I'm out of oh nice one that was a nice throw I can't hear anything I can'

t breathe ear too high too high too high wait um wait  can have we got another grenade I'm out no but I have a rocket yeah love that shotgun so  good yeah shotguns are sweet they shoot pretty [ __ ] far too North prab I don't know if I  trust him okay Northeast H that's Northwest right yes it's Northwest he he pinged it  [Laughter] Northwest Northeast Northeast northw all right two minutes actually you can  get my Mech in two seconds again mine mine the the magazines and the cups and you have  m

agazines yep yeah like highlights I like that one yes he has a what is it a cooking  magazine battered sausage from around on the world battered sausage would be an  interesting you know adult magazine that would be this thing we I was like why  do you have this and some lotion on the side my hands get dry when I'm  driving the mech sure they do sure they do mhm it's a lot of bad  guys gotes has a lot a lot of bad guys bring the mech uh how long for  the mech uh let's see one minute one minute I

can't see we have a magazine over  here called the fuddler magazine sounds very it's battered sausage you should do  it George well it can be battered and buttered it's whatever you want to be you want  your sausage buttered it's like destroy oh you got no grenades got nothing uh I'm trying to open  this garage Danny there's going to be some loot uhoh just Google it I am still  confused why are you confused angry you I also have one on me one one  ra SLE all right Alex I'm going down the mech g

uys we got a hole over here oh my o this we oh my time for a little RNR  it's sounds like huh mhm oh make what how was it what happened what' you  do what happened what happened you know what the problem is who built it flippy did  you buil that he was too eager for me to pil that thing he's now we got wait  another 30 minutes I'm telling you it something's wrong with his Mech when  I was using it the controls were all wonky uh what it just it just built this  morning the [ __ ] told made out of

tin foil red button in there those big red button  you can't walk forward and turn right and fire a rocket the rocket will spawn inside the mech  and blow it up excellent design is that what happened to me no you shot yourself the easy way  out you shot the ground there's no easy way out I was purp not aiming at the ground but okay  lesson learned repair units we can I think we can make do from the path that we have we can put  back together easy you got this one no all right careful impact I'm

ammo oh nice who runs in the  hole OJ pick up my samples get the samples over [Music] there I dropped the rocket launcher  there well [ __ ] they need to fix that now well before I get my me at least Dev  says it's a gnome bug God damn it what it's a gnome Buck all right at least it  was funny I would have have been pissed if we were like playing like real for real  missions but oh yeah it's funny I'm aom in there I miss to wanted Revenge uher right call me play who picked up my  rocket launche

r I didn't touch it I did it's fine I need to go back for my samples right supplies here heyy get your ears got you Alex no I'm calling you  back reinfor land on these eggs yeah I will kill them  with my body oh it pushed me out has you want your eggs scramble  fried fertilized [Music] unfertilized all right let's get the hell out of here  uh you want to destroy some uh nests for some more monies and some XPS XPS and terrorism XP XP D D3 I'm coming oh Buck screaming in front ow ow I can't shoot

them because you're God leave me alone I'm  coming flippy have a rocket launcher grenade my grenades stupid anyway at the come uning I almost on myself to extract now exraction is available one more Bug Hole to plug  there we go nice good job that hole was bugged are we ready did you find  more holes I think it's said secur I think what is ow dive out the way  you're crazy man I did didn't look like it it just no I did but I just timed  it wrong wait for it no it's way too late he's going to eat

your face he's daging me so heavy Reds he is getting bigger nah he stopped  growing he's getting heftier Hefty Hefty Hefty these three behind you big guy coming oh it's over for me no  you can make it no it ain't you could make it we have to go  there's that bonus over there still Alex do you need help down right  down up up right what do you need help no moose is killing OJ though that he is take his face off take his face off off whatever happened with face of two oh God  would have been terr

ible I'm happy he stopped at one okay I can tell you I'm getting a little sick  and tired of the green yeah I I not being able to see move to a new planet let's do it wait oh  we got to head south we're wait who's following who no anymore oh these bugs fallowing  my ass I got charged I couldn't even see him you very far towards we can't call  them Terminators no there's Terminator there's only one of them and he's chasing  you he wants to find your base that guy a dick just leave me alone man le

ave  me alone please how far are we from the extraction far far opposite side of the  map cool cool Co who have we been following uh well like how you just call yourself  up uh no no what do you mean like who yeah exactly the one who is the highest level  should be leading I'm level 21 what about you guys Al is the highest level in height true I  mean you need OJ you followed flippy in London right yeah look where they got me lost $20 to  go to the bathroom are we going to clear these other but

holes or clear the butth holes yes the  butth holes all the buttholes clear them all w we might we might I still like a DE thing is y if  I was ever like directing a movie they'll call me a Mis director like it's like after the whole  scene I'll be like the cameras are actually over there hey how's it filing the cameras went on Lost  no the scenic route I wouldn't mind the scenic route but it was the same building we circled  yeah stopped being Scenic it was not a Scenic R it was the same buildi

ng we were in the circle you  can make it I have faith I have full faith in my team by the time you get here the trou should be ready oh no no no no no no no if there was a  bombam I sacri so [ __ ] oh and I'm out I'm trying you like two  shots before you reload Flippy's dead it's like saying OJ's dead shocker right it's cool Z having faith that  the team Can Do It full confidence look at that they made it no way the leader's dead  what are you going to do restore order but the lead is down what

do we  do we have we we are successful we are success same thing we've been doing godam  Dam it nothing has changed who died damn it look leaders make sacrifices  for multiple there you go I'm back again did you drop any zits uh oral  strike me I know if I drop any yeah yeah drop careful This ship's going to come  down just get chopped in half that's my be oh [ __ ] you might want to get back yep  nope [ __ ] get back get in everybody in in go get in flippy Flippy you protect us  stay out there

I miss the beam is sweet the beam is for sure sweet see look at that he's  level 28 we got level 12 level eight level 21 well zy WD easy man I only killed to Once  easyy peasy mhm it just 40 minutes it was my fault cuz I was blown up a bug hole and  he ran right next the bug hole so it's like I was say half on me and half on him explosion I  want to protect you played so well huh we missed so much stuff ah look at that but look look  at all the stuff that we got 560 experience that's true I'll

take the seven rare samples  to be honest yeah who hasn't killed tog once or twice it's I mean have yall found the pink  on yet no they only found suicide missions and above I think that's crazy y that's ridiculous  H yeah let's look at this uh friendly fire damage yeah more B times for sure oo damn easy no one comes close to me I  didn't get look accuracy shots fired shots hit and kills hard carrying but look at that  most stems used most samples extracted take it may SP water God damn it  most

amount of drugs used in one Mission okay guys but I have to leave now okay ready jump in Zero have a good night have  fun byebye good night sweet dreams have all these points I'm saving for  next week yeah that only want jum save good points like did you get the  medal reward by the way I think I did when I logged in yeah when I loged in  that's good i' got like 226 right now give me a sec no problem Jump On In One I was  gonna do that I was like no it's too easy too easy we use it twice I blew

it up and Alex blew it  up it's faulty it's faulty equipment from flippy I like accidentally blew it up and you shot your  feet m again not very durable maybe the missiles shouldn't spawn inside the cabin when you turn I  don't think yeah I don't think that's designed to do that no I think it's supposed to kill the  occupant in case it's taken over by someone else Jo what's up that's like whose character am I looking  at no it wasn't my character so you have this steel veterans premium waron  t

hing but it's only a thousand uh of the premium currency you can get all  of that in the game and then buy the pass enem dad you want to  know how robot gets better notics he's not on yet there he is zero level like 700 he'll  be able to summon him back too probably possibly s wait how do hey flippy  sometimes I do do you believe in the glory that is space king Do You Believe in a  Thing Called Love what do you believe in love there's a big share uh like tribute  stuff going on because she's on

the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame I I don't know I figured  you'd be excited about it it's a bunch of like modern pop people doing tributes to  share where's that on I [ __ ] know I didn't care enough to look but I care  enough to mention it to you so you can look angry have a good one later enjoy have  that tisue on stand by I'm sure they all sound horrible hello hey look at  that he is level 32 death cap mhm I like death death Captain where are  we going what we said where are we going huh well h

onestly you shooting all these  firearms and explos like you you could lose your hearing very easily oh yeah  yeah that's true especially with my imp pack mines that I throw so close God  yes no she did not pass away don't say that everyone ready clockwise  hard clockwise I agree you say clockwise he's head sh [ __ ] wise [ __ ]  wse she 77 still looks good for 77 D do she I say he doesn't look good  Syl Stallone's mom he looks like sylvest Stallone twin likeone like dress up Dancing [Laughter]

Queen personally I  think the helmet matches my armor that's why I like it I like mine the helmet  is are sweet sweet that's sick I'm just using light though CU I can run  faster doesn't help at all so they fixed the um they fixed it yeah that's  why I have like I'm not noticing any difference you lost weight Alex  me mhm no way actually close to the heaviest I've ever been is it  been lifting hard also ate 10B of lunch how are you meeting  big champ sure you have some M Mar zero run zero move i

t wasn't going to hit  me okay just making sure it was a Mech then yeah it probably would have hit me which why way  now I don't know I'm guessing anywhere 250 260 yeah we just need to go my pants  fit better so that's good my waist is a little smaller I'm go but I  need new bras but why Templar why what what are you saying Conor oh what oh [ __ ] one day we'll see how to  Conor is Right dropping air man broers it should be a new ban like  the Village People but way like man we could just remake

the Village People  flippy that would just be really sweet I'll be the biker OJ will be the Native American there  you go you can be the cop be a cop and then what do we need an army man and construction worker  do we need like a sailor blard sailor I know they dress as Sailors for in the Navy but I  don't think that they outfits I don't think I don't actually I don't know have you seen um  YMCA but without music but I thought I used the [ __ ] all right I got what was over herey I know there's

a cowboy there a cowboy  and then the biker and then the army guy secure secure let's go is macho macho man I want to be  I want to be a macho man singing like uh what's his name William shner  I want to be servers are working server servers are working they are let's  see if we can get good there's that one is it you can't put it in you need to turn  it on I'm turning it on right now you have to push Buton push the button are you going to shoot  them oh God what are you doing know coming this

quick [ __ ] got the artillery shells go put them  in try to shoot the ones that are screaming before they call reinforcements we'll see Server the  next time I want to play most of the time I can play this game like offline well I mean you  know with not streaming is at peak times with buddies I don't get to play video games very  often dropping air strike danger close though Jake careful [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] how close  [ __ ] that close oh [ __ ] you think danger close means I'm out of

ammo dang very not a  dangerous medium not danger very close oh [ __ ] what I'm not carrying it anymore what  no I'm bugging out what am I doing help your cat still has helium in his tanks no what's  going on I'm not caring it stupid missile I can't shoot uh I aggroed something angry oh  [ __ ] it I'm running oh yep he's definitely pissed he's pointing in the side pressing  no okay Switching maybe yeah oh that was bad oh this is bad say this pum dive what kind of a dive was that it's like crots 

bouncing ow my balls ouch ow help guys my gu's broken I'm going try to get the the rest of  the hes well in mean maybe if I pick it up again oh B old bitties what's that ho charges uh still more sh reloading okay I reloaded you're doing great it's firing oh [ __ ] never going to kill me oh oh okay got all well maybe it's  going to be fixed now they call me back I'm going to try come back guys are running sideways I did I  was pressing one two three I pressed switch I was diving I did everything

oh I was really hoping  your character would be bug still oh no [ __ ] that got get my samples samples seen  stool urine no anything whatever the doctor it's Doney why would you Dive Right In Front Of The  Beam I was diving over it look I can jump over you guys didn't put the mini nuke in why is  that yeah I'm carrying it tap e temp tap e to go faster like there might have been false  advertising on that missile I'm not sure if it's a mini nuke bre come on come on oh there's  too much going to

die shoot the mini nuke we are going to die wait where's where is it we're  looking for who put in smoke bombs not me not me [ __ ] [ __ ] run yep run I have ammo is  anyone uh got resupply anywh servers are good right now on top of the scaf it has been very fun  cuz servers are working oh oh what the [ __ ] was that shooting the mini nuke does nothing no  no no it will it just give it it just maybe it wasn't who jump your oh yeah the mines the  mines like what's that glowing thing you're about

to step on yeah I was like I'm in a very  bad spot I'm in a mine field oh now I need you now I need you to Res me cuz I'm pretty sure I  threw you ahead where I am okay don't want to go back therey oh no oh my God you me back in  come on let's go you threw me in front of the hunters should better there you go there's your  stuff perfect it'll work out look at that m field or your field this [ __ ] chasing me forever doing great  dog oh that charger over there I see it don't go in there I know th

e maximum distance OJ not  of OJ's grenad you don't I threw my grenade he under throws holy [ __ ] just [ __ ] run  there is a lot of them I'm going to throw this Sentry down run we we're done here yeah go north  yeah we just got to go north we can Evac charer here straight this way I'm just going to go super wide left who  has a better beard me yeah don't you for sure easy easy yeah the best beard is the ones that  people can't see yep invisible beard what the the [ __ ] is that that bug's got

a big tail yeah  yeah I saw that throw a giant explosion over there it'll be fun I think you have two minutes [ __ ]  we need to uh try to get there quick goly in oh [ __ ] yeah can't get resupply now another one  on me on me team oh there's another Nest I said it are you going to take out that Nest  uh I've got one grenade I take out one thing I don't think it's necessary  to clear out the grenade I'm Nest I'm pretty sure it's more imperative  for us to make it out alive we can do it okay I gue

ss we're not going  to do it what is like I said we got no not the samples they got to go back for the samples uh it seems like there's a meteor shower happening careful uhoh  yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] F pain in the where you at fliy [ __ ]  oh oh no no I dropped my sample no I was not Joel I was trying  to wait for flippy so where I am yeah I'm dropping a bunch of time Runs Out get behind me Joe I just want to get in the meching strike my me what happened charger  the charger just destroyed it no [ __

 ] you charger [ __ ] oh dude there a shield generator  uh pack on the landing pad okay a can't [Music] see trying to shoot him  off he's dead charge is dead charge is dead blind oh I like this Laser cannon yep  that's why I got I grabbed them you got to be [ __ ] kidding me no oh  no no no no no okay thought I got stuck do we play with randoms no not  really because uh we don't know that no I mean we play with people from chat all  the time it's just what I would recommend so it's like dark Tem

plar has been around  forever and flippy in I think a little less zero I me zero been a couple years at  least right but it's like we get to we get we get to know people from chat and then  once we get to know know you we we invite um took the Shi backpack that's that's fine y  yeah Zero's been around for years but I mean what the stream's been out for 15 quite a  bit yeah it's like to we didn't know who [ __ ] to was we just thought he was some  super annoying dude from Portugal and now it's a

guy that we know who's super annoying  from Portugal oh [ __ ] was C smoosh I did come on go go go and George what is WR what  what the [ __ ] you no no no oh God Brando Brando the Mano did you Conor win hey  Alex what your top survival games I'm super looking forward to Dune I'm hoping it's  good I really like valheim I like Conan Exiles uh and shrouded was pretty cool as an early  access title um so I would say probably those ones thing is Connor never wants  to be OJ's friend on Steam it's tr

ue I don't know what happened no I don't get it awful I guess just as a third I managed to grab my  stuff before we extracted yeah [ __ ] Henry Henry's so this is who we signed who is he exactly what position I don't  know oh okay the comments are pretty funny we need to figure out a way to vote out the  entire drones this is why we get laughed at sure George I actually hope we go zero 17  good job letting Derek go to the Ravens to be a survival game does it and Derrick Henry lives  in Dallas li

ke he literally lives in Dallas so it would have been pretty easy for in two years  for 16 yeah could have done something uh to be a Sur game does it have to have crafting no  not necessarily I mean I don't know I'm not on the internet's committee for you know the  specific naming of video games what do you think does a game have to have crafting for it  to be considered survival maybe right maybe I don't know it's got to have like Base building  at least May no because the [ __ ] Pacific Drive

is Survival game and has no Base building car  building I think it just means like anything oh yeah wait hold up crafting yes but no  Base building it doesn't have to have Bas crafting are there new things to unlock  but besides the um the mech um I think the vehicle's not yet right no the War Hogs  are not in yet weog um I think that there's going to be another Mech that comes out so  flamethrower one hopefully there's no frog over here oh you said you were tired of the fog  yeah tired of the f

og not the Bugs not the well you can't have them both not the creek uh  shim cool down increased by 50% okay since the forest is when you have the dude who's deaf with  you what so which so there's the forest and then there's sons of the forest which is the one  where like you have a helper who's DEA sons of the forest sons of Sons of the for that  one was pretty disappointed it's been like three seasons Our Lake we um we started by  got frozen so we didn't have any water for a while flippy was

in charge of the roof it's  still not built I'm in charge the floor the floor is so uneven yeah it's not really that  level we got like a very high point very low point the place is a mess the place is a mess why is it frozen over so long I will  never understand wait strategy cool down increase by 50% y that's not good it's fine  just don't die and then you don't lose your [ __ ] EAS said anyone want a jetpack I'm  good yeah I saw the games out uh bikeman wanted to play but which one suns suns

of the  forest because it came out but we were busy playing Skull and Bones L yeah he messaged  me like ah we're still playing skull and bones at the very least I'll be playing  in my free time ventom but I don't know wa the the Skull and Bones review  uh apparently will be out this week and then we'll make a decision Joe  Joe will just let us know what he plans I don't know so flippy your goal this  match is to just not get less kills than dark Templar sweet you had you point I will cause a  li

ttle bit of friendly Dage I am but I want to do it so I can get the extra War how did get 90 I  can being surrounded it's hard to shoot when you on the ground but they pre-sold right alchemus  you you paid to play Early Access for Sons of the Forest right yes so they don't they don't care  they got your money I did get lucky near the end of that last drop zero I threw two grenades and  got 30 kills no this is o character Conor what's wrong with it you hating on it he's saying there's  no way tha

t you made it to level one cuz you know you're not skillful enough to pass any missions on  your own and that is exactly why I don't play with you they friends Conor Bullit going to lead in a raid Desy sharper  uhoh oh God my hand make sure to call reinforcements I can I can uh tell oh flip  he's going for the thematics because instead of shooting the person that was going to call for  reinforcements he doesn't know I'm going go hit the tower here look CO's doing it res like open  world woong I

like w long so I don't know I hear interesting PE someone in chat was saying that  people are disappointed about it I didn't even know people oh god what happened there's bigger  Bots here I'm coming yes but at least we're not on the higher difficulties or else we would have  a tank by now oh I [ __ ] hate those tanks and the [ __ ] hulks yeah hulks they've nerfed them now  though right I think they up they Nerf them no uh that's a heavy so sweet that's a lot of enemies here I'm just  going to C

huck this and run away that is a lot of enemies we yeah all right you got it  get chopped in half what the bad guy behind you was chopping you was trying  to chop you in half he's gone yeah he killed him he's gone a there fli I  was looking him my m yeah I got you back I hope black myuk Kong is good Jesus yes Jesus I I got to turn off like the  bloom or something the lights are just too bright no I mean that's the whole  point they're trying to limit the um try to limit Vision it adds difficulty

  that's I got the a lot of games do it unfortunately I was going to say well  go another you want we can plant off again SLE let's go well you got him all right light on this plan is horrible  well we're going to destroy the tower yeah I have a hard time trusting  the the vids um but the other thing is like you want to the the feel of  the those games and the timing is so important but everything's  looks so good so far already the turret little too easy no  it's make it oh [ __ ] oh I I didn't

see them they just appeared out of  nowhere yeah Lords of the Fallen looked okay um I don't think the game was the game was definitely  not okay on launch there's still too much fog here oh God oh God speaking of T well  somebody called me right where there was um a strike okay the strike wasn't there  uh whenever I threw it so whoever threw the strike Templar that was probably me yep  yep that was me I just did mine on this tank where's my [ __ ] this way okay there it is is this more would yo

u recommend this game  to people yes uh this game is really good and it works the vast majority of the time there's a  new patch coming out what next week March 14 uh this this Friday yeah oh Friday so uh you won't be  able to play it this Friday probably um cuz their servers are broken but most of the time they're  up are you at the Uplink OJ yeah yep okay one more way I we hope um the new dragon ball game's good  104 you calling it down when was last time there was a good Dragon Ball game like

one of the buai  like forever and ever and ever ago yeah buai was lost amazing one that was the best one I mean  I thought I answered it Tom apply I think it's I think it's good on your own you can definitely  there's so many people playing it you got it do it DB fighter Z I always forget that one yeah  DB fighter Z is excellent I don't think KAC Rod's very good but I think Jo up a mfield to  in the trees to the Southwest don't go there the Raging Blast games were okay the Raging  Blast games w

ere pretty good like the game play them wasn't there like one Dragon Ball  game where it's like a huge hide and seek type of thing oh yeah I didn't like that one  that yeah that was good the most recent one we played me and you didn't really like it Joe  kind of got into it the the pay to win in that one was insane towards the end you're like oh  you got to unlock these moves and you have to buy these packs to it's like I'm I'm done  no where's t f it is entirely possible that I didn't answer it

exactly the way that you  you know that he has too wrong one let's go let's go yeah buar game is definitely the best  amount of characters you could play in that in that just trying to kill flippy he was not on  my watch that's your job only I kill Flippy is that nothing where is that where  that where we going this way okay I'm just checking for other stuff if there's  any like uh samples I'll stick with you zero that way we can sweep in case miss all right  I'm going at Eagle a strike over th

ere okay coming back oh yeah there's a button here that I need  you to help me press after Roger on my way who's I thought your name was Roger flippy no over R Stu trees I miss it need a heavy weapon if  there's one in here it oh my God it bounc oh no he tells me like last my gun hey my gun not like this there's  a sh wreckage near h fine so it could be more samples stinging it there's too much sand in Dune  to I don't like it is it course get everywhere get everywhere can it like  be somewhere

else with like just so boring Templar but I think you should  be fine yep I'm behind the wall we're going to expect some massive Fort as Alex in the MMO I have no idea what to expect about the Dune uh game is he really good or you just  kicked that yeah he threw it [Laughter] away yeah I mean J if if if DBZ games have had  like this history of Excellence then I'd be like a it sucks that tama's not going to be able to  put a stamp of approval on there but he's been putting his stamp of approval o

n some of the  worst [ __ ] license games in the history of IPS so it's like I don't know I'm Hing Sun's taken  over now right yeah oh [ __ ] I need reload cover me I got it I got it there's a tank on base so  watch out Z apparently that was a uh speculative a rumor that he might be uh taking it up it's  not confirmed for oh really oh I thought it was confirmed it just drives me crazy that like that  and Gundam they always get like kind of shitty l effort games it's like it would those games  wo

uld be so cool if the right team was making them [ __ ] I six you can say obviously  armac is like the closer we'll get to like a yeah there's an arc thr  here dark Templar just don't shoot it uh whenever we are nearby like if from  soft got the license to gundam yep could I know I mean if F's nearby you can go ahead well lucky for him lucky for me pleas  okay doors open the pod bay doors Hal oh you got to do the other ones downstairs got  it yep I got it I wish the iron storm did affect the uh

ultimat tons instead of us  it's show one more nearby oh [ __ ] there's a bombardment we got to get keep moving oh  God good thing I had heal or you dead these people running out what happened to Bob don't  worry about Bob see who on the other side I'm sure come on come on I'm back with them Batman delay  till 2026 Batman 2 well guess what H Superman has been delayed indefinitely oh no sad times o super credits okay yeah we are what Batman what does that mean then that means obious  we can never

get another stuck in the trench two years when coming out which one Joker 2  oh don't follow you do the musical yeah that's yeah it's going be musical I'm  doing my part send Lady Gaga Gaga Lady Gaga did you did you yay we did it look at that wait where's the Lost civilian is he still  running esting them I got a big Mech chasing me you running why are you running a South South  yeah I'm just getting rid of a huge oh Bo chasing yeah I can't wait for the I was good oh no oh no no no no no no oh 

no oh no oh whoa whoa whoa whoa got him where do all these Mex  start coming from to the right to the right are you are you a bastard oh no oh [ __ ] explosion [ __ ] oh think  Rock was there all the missile silo guy I'm to you guys this is what it feels like to be a survivor  in Judgment Day oh is there a tank or anything or just a heavy me I know R checking air strike have  time to look we going the wrong way yeah South [ __ ] the heavy Outpost nearby is almost  destroyed it's just two more u

h factories grenade oh no no no no no oh  there's a tank speaking of which okay so I'm just going to Chuck you  in the place that oh [ __ ] that's a Hulk oh no sh me in the place of the Hulk oh  [ __ ] I was trying to get over that and dive H damn dark res us wait I got I got you  I got you I got him no he got us okay yeah I was trying to jump over the little uh ledge  and dive wait where are we if I turn around he would have just shot me in the back oh we're  back here oh God we're in the wrong

right area we're going south we going to go south when  did I go over here where the [ __ ] is my uh my gun yeah we're here with the tank you just  got to run south you don't need your gun yes I do [ __ ] Terminator XCOM I mean anything  can kind of work in XCOM as long as the Terminators have like insane accuracy cuz  it wouldn't make sense if they have like 60% accuracy Jesus and be multiple Terminators  oh well that's what happens when you look at your map can you call me back in I  want to

try to get my supplies y com back I was trying look for my supplies  it's like N I don't think I'm going to get my supplies a tank right there  on your right is a huge supplies yeah it get this are we oh [ __ ] you're running  the wrong way every way is the wrong way oh come on there's a bed can't believe it worked uhoh sick move oh God a good one what happened it looked  pretty [ __ ] sweet though I died with at least they spawned you closer  to the extraction I hope so yeah that was all planne

d was it good job was it good job uh set up your turrets where they coming from sad  where the Mi what a bounce right what was that fot OJ I think we need to do a private Templar  launch a explosion right at his name and as he runs through it it'll kill the people chasing  him well this this is a bad placement cuz I want just let me know if they're coming to the West  huh I can't hear anything oh [ __ ] oh what is that hey or Canon behave sh who did  that [ __ ] automatons no it's a it's a motor

attack yeah the automatons the  they have their own little thing for a second I thought flippy like threw a  grenade or something at you just blew up [ __ ] you damn [ __ ] you  oh wait that's wait I saw some run throwing an air strike at that uh  Kass like moving my my Cape oh no oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it should have died right there he gone oh just keep moving was that sample breaker it's probably my breaker  yeah as well this all right it's coming stray from the P everybody in where ahead are y

ou get  in it was okay 6 out of 10 that a short episode man welcome back welcome hand sticky what anime go take it out no [ __ ] that I want to die  do want live forever yes get out of my squad okay okay I think we should be fine to up to  difficulty a bit Yeah suicidal [ __ ] one last one last go on suicide we'll be fine  fine be totally fine okay we've done it before yeah I don't know who's more  excited for the squeaky toy moose or Scarlet yeah I heard a squeaky to yeah moose moose I'm sorry

what angry what what yeah like damn only see H hey we killed the same flippy  hey look at that meant to be oh my God we always got about that one medal any Y no which one you more confident on terminats or  automatons for suicide extreme extreme you want to do suicide suicide or extreme suicide  okay okay okay no suicide all right this is the only way to get pink but which one  automatons or terminat which one are you more automatons thomason's going to destroy  you on suicide like you're you'll

make five minutes well the it pick your poison cuz like  what the the T the Titans are just like just as bad [ __ ] huge though let's do that a lot  of them can't shoot at range let's do this one so what is this okay so we want to  like try to Let's spawn here right there it looks safer okay you  need that yeah that one rocket launcher what oh we only get three oh you  Pi yeah I think that's we only get three well ready up boys ready up boys [ __ ]  which one would you like one in the front cen

ter this is slow yeah slow slow and low  that is the tempo Laser cannon I'm going to try I'm going to try I'm going to bring a ma in  can't wait to see that blow up in the first two seconds what happened I'm still Level 21  B how you not getting any experience slow pick it up slow howow can you go succeed no  you should have gotone at least a rank up m- nope o is not leveled up at all that's  because they tend to blow up whenever Flippy's using them oh [ __ ] oh  [ __ ] don't move oh they know h

ere oh I'm dead I said don't move  samples I got get my samples God oh my good Lord what are you doing  pushing buttons maybe they don't see me oh [ __ ] they coming back okay I'm coming back  uh they just spawned a tank yep oh hi guys laser uhoh no don't get in here my don't come in here  it's too crowded oh no this I don't want to leave what the hell's going on they can't get down  there I know why do you they're chucking like everything above you I know why do you think I'm  not I don't want

to [ __ ] move okay I've got me here we go is those the mines all all over where  you are OJ yeah that's all oh God what yeah that's I was going to try to back out but now I can't  did you shoot it just try to go for Hill Mar right now yeah I'm going to try oh oh what the  [ __ ] okay well they blew it up they blew it up this way [ __ ] you flippy that's the wrong direction why you  fing flippy he's going the wrong way I don't know I why why you following flippy don't know  oh protect he's the o

ne with the me [Music] suit if he explod do I die yeah okay it's  filled with explosives yeah I we made it [ __ ] I'm dead it's good while lasted  okay I got rid of one what the one to the right right I don't think it's this  one well I mean for premium currency oh yeah but I need somebody to press the  other button oh I need a partner if only flippy hadn't killed himself dark should  be right next to you yeah we got a little at8 you know what the me the mech  actually has what's called homing m

issiles and what that means that the  missile direct it to its home place which is in the mech so kills yourself  just kill yourself oh what the [ __ ] okay I got two Fabricators down there should be yeah there should  be enough near the extraction zone so we could just clear out the two BL blobs  and then extract quickly agreed agreed you no no no what the [ __ ] how' he die did I just throw a grenade in the back  of his head I didn't know that was possible I just threw the grenade did that did

that kill  him somebody clip that and see if I'm right I don't know what the [ __ ] happened it's  quiet too quiet oh [ __ ] I don't know what happened well I guess um well blew up I didn't think  this little strategy ball instant K me neither this is like has  to be something else what the [ __ ] okay that's that one clear Jesus  Christ is that what happened though Don it was a cannon what Canon it was a Canon it  said I got killed by a can there's a cannon somewhere lies long range  Cannon oh

[ __ ] A come this way did I not use my don't call me until you get to a I was about  to call you in don't do we only have just shy of seven minutes yeah that sounds like a very  mellow like ow my leg injury what injury I'm injured we have Mech reinforcements incoming they got a Hulk well save it for there he is oh they have two hulks three  hulks he's dead oh no he's not dead oh yeah that that was bad yes yes you can but um that was bad oh this is a bad idea this  is very bad oh J I apologize

ahead of time don't worry I get again dead got you oh my god oh it's okay it's okay I can  tell if you're diving or getting exploded little bit of both launch your orbital  strike or your orbital bombs into the base maybe get I'm G try all right let's do it from here  Canon the cannon is aiming at at us do it it's right there what are you waiting for what are  you waiting for what are you waiting throw it now run oh [ __ ] was destroyed hell yeah e oh God  so many of them it's the one that Miss

complete get the [ __ ] out run this is  suicidal Mission get the [ __ ] out we did leave I'm going the wrong way are I me  I'm going the wrong way oh [ __ ] it's this way don't go that way you go South oh God  there's a reason why I was running maybe if I go by the shore follow the beach yep  we like over there that were chasing you yes it's strategic and it's fun a lot of great animations very interesting animations just like oh how  hyp hypnotic hypnotic and erotic you go I thought there was

another way  there's there's some mines over there careful with the mines wait up I thought there's going to  be another way around no okay there's only one o j just go on the Rocks go on the Rocks here go on  the Rocks here stamina's out and you're still F me oh [ __ ] OJ here here going to die no not up  here up here up here die just follow up here I'm at oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] come on get it it's dead you said it's not exactly a turn based game okay well there's only one thing for it we got this

we got this come on the Hulk still H still very  much alive below us destroyed no no anymore good job oh chug air strike  back up back up back up back flippy back up I save flippy you did stay crouched  oh there's a Jammer nearby all do you have any other things strategems  you can suck down no oh you're jammed what the [ __ ] no no no they coming up now shot me off the cliff I got to make  my way back up they tried to go the same way back up yeah there's a  Hulk there there was a Hulk there oh

oh [ __ ] yeah yeah you killed  yourself how the [ __ ] did I kill myself a backpack no no oh you killed the ship I killed the ship  and you can't evacuate anymore wait mind the ship wait hold up get out get out get outy you  killed me no how the [ __ ] did you kill me I was in the ship I was in the ship how was  wait how am I did get in flippy oh you're not going to get any of this stuff go we got  to go wait I called him back what oh my God what did you do flippy I didn't think you could  dro

p like into the ship and kill someone in the ship I was standing you didn't see like the  hundreds of videos of people griefing uh the people that Evac in the [ __ ] I thought  but no I knew people going like shoot in but I didn't think the drop pod would affect  you so you still have never finished suicide mission well we made it and because he did  it I guess it was a homicide Mission wait we didn't I didn't oh how did flippy fail  to extract I still saw him there while he was taking off he di

dn't get on jump in in  time he didn't jump in he to he was too stun locked by the fact that he killed OJ that  he forgot to a ban flippy for griefing Joe do you know what that means we are actually  her I don't know why I would trust you yes that's what it means all that means is statues  erected in our honor cuz we didn't make it God damn it uh that's going to be my last one for  now yeah it's our last one too I think so I need damn damn yeah dark we survived  and we didn't get martyred at all

I walked in I was like oh my God this  is amazing de I'm safe you can't no no cool cool cool cool cool grief in sh  y suck look at it accuracy 30% what are you fire I did what you asked 1,400  friendly fire damage instant kill of OJ I don't know how I got Friendly Fire meanwhile  uh flippy is the one that killed people oh wait no that's flippy I'm looking at the wrong  one yeah 1,400 enough for one person damn ah all right well that's going to be it for us  uh we're going to be streaming again

tomorrow yeah Joe's finishing up the suicide squad  um sorry I keep saying Suicide Squad skullet bones which will be yeah it just won't it won't  leave we're going to go back to Suicide Squad unfortunately when um that guy masquerading  his Joker comes out um but yeah key um we've got a bunch of video content I think we're  going to do Halo one came out right now therd no well you should definitely check out the  suicide squad review because it's not boring and the Skull and Bones review is hila

rious yes  there's so much there's so much funny [ __ ] in there so stay tuned and then big video on Friday  make sure you've got popcorn and some drinks right I mean seriously it's it's a long video but I  think everyone's really going to like what what it is so all right we might show up we'll  see see you later bye everybody night cat all right yeah have a good one all  right y too bye night night boys night