TSP's Baap Baap Hota Hai | E14: Beta Chala Bollywood ft. Abhinav Anand, Anant Singh "Bhaatu"

Where are you taking me? Papa... -Come here. -Listen to me. I don't want to listen to you. Sit. We will play a game. You are papa. And I am Abhinav. Do you remember? During SSC exam I used to tell you that tomorrow is your Chemistry exam. You should study. We have to enact that scene. You don't have to do anything. You are used to that. You just have to say, Son, tomorrow is your Chemistry exam. You have to study." Okay? Enact it nicely. Or else I will beat you to a pulp. Wait. And action. Hey b

oy! Tomorrow is your Chemistry exam. Why are you not studying? Come on. Study. Moron! Are you deaf? Moron! You are not listening. Remove your book and study. I watch Shinchan at 8:30. What, papa! You are being Animal lover. You spoiled my hair. Listen. I have planned everything this time. Your plans are always flawed. Why don't you understand, papa? I have researched properly. And I know that I want to be an actor. I will punch you and you will fall flat on your face. Want to be an actor. How wi

ll you be an actor? I am coming to that. You are cutting me off. Listen to me. How long will the Kapoors and Khans rule over the industry, papa? Jha's son should also be a superstar. Just imagine. Superstar Abhinav Jha. I will punch your face with the black lady. Papa, why do you always talk about violence? Is this an action play? It's a comedy play. Do that. Just imagine. If that happens, what all things will happen? -What will happen? -What is it that won't happen? Our own personal helipad. Be

low that a five storey penthouse duplex. Stairs one above the other. We come out and there is G-Wagon. We match the G-Wagon with the color of your cap. Pink cap. Pink G-Wagon. Green cap. Green G-Wagon. No cap. No G-Wagon. We go and sit inside. Two bodyguards come and sit next to you. Five bodyguards come and sit next to me. We open the G-Wagon's door and there is a huge swimming pool. We get into the swimming pool and two girls will be by my side. -Huh? -Their mothers will be by your side, papa.

We go for a Euro trip. We come back from the Euro trip. As soon as we come out, all paparazzi surround you. Mr. Jha, left. Mr. Jha, right. Mr. Jha, here. Here. Center. Mr. Jha, left. Mr. Jha, right. Mr. Jha, center. Center. Mr. Jha, here. Here. Mr. Jha, when are you reviling your face. How do you feel, papa? -Very nice. Very nice. -Yes. Hear the entire planning, papa. Now hear the next part, papa. Papa. Papa. How does it feel to imagine it? It feels nice. But your papa won't agree to give you m

oney. Papa, you said such a cheap thing. I don't want a single penny from you. I only want your blessing, papa. I am going to struggle. May your struggle be good! So you will become an actor in Mumbai. What do I say? I had to say something in front of papa. How would I have got permission for the trip otherwise? What will you tell him when you will come back? I will cross that bridge when I come to it. Call Preeti and ask her who is coming with her. -I have already asked her. -What? Two of her f

riends are coming. Gal 2. Gal 3. Oh my! I will go and make reels in Juhu Beach. It's a long one. Speaking of that I remembered. Did your papa give you any money? No. This time I won't take a single penny from papa. I will use my savings. Have you gone mad? Will you go to Mumbai and come back with only Rs.285. Hold on. You will make Preeti bear the expenses. You will become a big red flag. That was my plan. What do I do now? Your dream of going viral is gone. What can we do now? Wait. We will hav

e to think of something. We cannot leave it like that. Raman. Have you paid your college fees? Do you have piles? Buy the new medicine today. Someday they will insert an ad on breathing too. It was your mom's favorite song. That's why I brought it, papa. You can listen to the song day and night. It was your mom's favorite song. Not mine. How many times will I listen to the same song? Papa, it's Sa Re Ga Ma Carvaan. It has not one, but 5000 songs. And all are evergreen. For the first time you did

a wise thing. Where did you get the money from? I used all my earnings. Pennies are not counted as earnings, son. How did you get the rest of the money? I borrowed some money from Raman, papa. You see, his papa gives him pocket money. You should have kept it with you. You are going to Mumbai. It would have been useful. Papa, how many times do I tell you? I need not your money, but your blessing to go to Mumbai. May you eat heartily and stay clean! I drank milk twice and bathed thrice, papa. But

you didn't understand the meaning of the blessing. It means, a petty token of Rs.40000. I won't give you even four pennies. Go and struggle. Look, papa. That's what I had thought. I will go, do the auditions in two days, get selected and come back. But I have found out that first the nepotism kids get a chance. And then we get a chance. Strugglers get a chance last. I will have to stay there for one week. For that... Which movie's audition is it? 10th fail. It's the prequel to '12th Fail'. I ha

ve been selected due to my face. I will do method acting. It's the story of struggle. It will be a hit. If it's the story of struggle, then go and struggle. Why do you need Rs.40000? Look, papa. That's what I had thought. But you see, I will go there, eat food, stay in a hotel. I will need money for one week's stay. Why do you need to stay in a hotel? You can sleep on the footpath. It will be a good struggling story to narrate in the future on a podcast. No. That's what I thought, papa. But what

if somebody runs his car over me? They don't know driving. We know driving. I am only asking for Rs.40000, papa. I am not asking for a hefty amount. I will repay you from my movie's first earning. Fine. Go. There is a tree in the courtyard. tree in the courtyard. Pluck it from there. Leave some for me. You see, I will need it in my old age. You are again kidding. Who started it? You will get not a single penny. My son, whether you become the star or the moon. I will have to do something. Abhina

v. Abhinav. It's 12 o'clock. You are still sleeping. Abhinav, wake up. You are sleeping like a log. Abhinav... Abhinav. Abhinav. What have you done? Take whatever you want, Abhinav. I can stop my breath for 15 minutes. Back from the jaws of death. Papa, did you like my method acting? Tell me the truth. I used your foam. Let me remove your foam. You can hit me as much as you want. But understand one thing. If you desire something from your whole heart the entire universe conspires in helping you

achieve it. Papa. Tell your universe to grant you good sense. You have the face of KRK and you are saying SRK's dialogue. Papa, let's play a game. I want to run and soar. I want to walk. You will limp and walk. I will break your feet. Uncle, don't you have any brains? I am saying I want to be a star. And this is what you are doing to me. I am a bloody outsider. I am not a nepotism kid. I will send you outside now. Papa, I am doing serious acting. You are not letting me do it. You are not lisinin

g to me. Beating me. -Are you serious? -I am very serious. Fine. Let me take your test. And action. My name is Abhinav Jha. I belong to a very poor family. For my father's hernia operation I need Rs. 40000... Cut. Cut. Cut. What happened, papa? This is not a reality show. This is an audition. I need acting. Not overacting. Start again. Fine. Fine. Okay. Wait. Mother. What is a mother? Ask the child who has grown up without a mother. He craves for the smallest joy. He hesitates to ask his father.

I would ask for two flatbreads. And she would bring four. If mother had been there, she would have brought a fistful of love. And Rs.40000 in the other fist. Mother. Enough, Abhinav. No need to cry. -I saw your seriousness in your tears. -Thanks. You can go to Mumbai. Thank you, papa. What time is the train? Tomorrow morning at 10 o'clock, papa. Fine, Varma works in the railway. I will tell him to book an AC ticket. -Thank you, papa. -Go and do your packing. Go and live your life. Cut to climax

. Your... Fool, what are you doing here? Leave from here. If papa sees you, he will thrash both of us. Leave. -Do you want an invitation? -I have called him here. You have called him. I understood. I understood. I am going to become famous. You want a servant who is like your son so that you don't miss him. But papa, he has failed in his exam. He is preparing for his studies. Tell him. He would have failed once again. Because you took his fees money. Cut to flashback. Hello, Raman. I heard you a

re lending money. Are you getting pocket money or are you stealing money? Pocket money? No. It's my college fees. Abhinav said he will return it once he gets your blessing. Now he is going to get not my blessing, but curse. And you will also fail in your exam. Don't say that, uncle. Please. Please. Please return my money. Papa, my papa bought a new belt yesterday itself. Please. Please. Fine. Fine. Don't plead. Do as I say. Now I will go to Mumbai with Preeti's mother. Mother? Two friends. One w

as her mother. The other was her aunt. You knew this since forever. Bad papa. Bad papa. And you will go to Nauras Natyakala to learn acting. There is a role in a drama. The scene is that the hero and the heroine are drinking sugarcane juice. I am the hero. Or the heroine. At least the juice vendor. No. Sugarcane. Now your juice will be extracted. He wants to be an actor.