TV Serials Just Got Worse

*conch sounds to suggest the beginning of one helluva ride* *whoosh* (a dramatic turn of events) (an accidental occurrence) (every person watching this rn) (such romantic, much wow) (same) On slipping, "accidentally" he put vermillion at the perfect place with the perfect finger?!?! Was he falling like this? (What in Doctor Strange) What are these people showing... *music to induce emotions... in case you didn't feel anything* (the sus slip) (these moves have been performed by professional dra

matists) (please do not try at home) (gravity: aight imma head out) (Levi on his way to fruit ninja Beast titan) (some stabulous action scene) (Carefully, he's a hero) *thunder strikes* Accidentally, I cut the TV cable wire for the entire building. Damn, now no one will be able to watch all this. (because that's what heroes do) Serials are so realistic man! So many things can happen on slipping. Our desi serials. Which used to be of different types earlier. Now all are made comedic! "EHEHEHEHE

" (Minecraft witches be like) Since years we've been beggin them to increase quality of scripts They did increase. Just the camera quality. Rest the same dung cakes are viewed in HD! So much, that now instead of uninvited guests in party, uninvited lizards turn up!! (yo Randall go back to Monsters Inc.) A humongous, bull-sized lizard! To pois*n everyone? "AAAAAAA" "aaAAHhh" (bro the lizard got teeth on its tongue what sorcery-) "HaHaHaHaHaHa" "I had to sting." "So I stung you." Had to make a sh

ow. Pooped it. Even science is getting murdered in the same way. Give a de@d body plastic surgery in 10 seconds! (this is beyond science) (the face looks more de@d than the de@d body) And its done. Is it that simple to change faces?? (when the world is a stage and you have to play a part) Then change mine as well bro. (mood) And what kinda mask it this?? The cheap roadside mannequins wearing a blouse they used its head. She ain't even looking like the mask bro. Ohh she's doing the thing with ha

nds as if giving shape to a samosa. "Press both the sides one by one like this" And in a wedding scene, the bride *clarinets play* is giving tasks like Bigg Boss! "Whoever is the first to bring a piece of the moon here" "that person will be my husband" (...so no one?) "The one who can turn impossible into possible" "only that person is capable of being my husband" Nah don't wanna be your husband forgive me. So many tantrums now what will she say later? "Whoever is the first to bring a piece

of the moon here" For engagement ring, I want Saturn's rings! Go gedddit. This egg, fry this on the sun! Then only will I eat it. No vermillion I'll only apply the red soil from Mars on my head. Go GET IT. GO! *thunder striketh* (dude using fairy lights for this) (talking to the moon was never an option) *chants of Oh My God* *thrilling adventurous music to make up for the lack of it* HE THREW..A ROPE TO THE MOON. Those poor dudes are making rockets and stuff. If its so nearby THEN ELON MUSK WO

ULD'VE SENT A KITE TO IT. And where tf are you seeing a moon this big in broad daylight?? (science, go home, you're drunk) THERE IS A TUG OF WAR GOING ON WITH THE MOON. Just six people SHOOK THE MOON. Aunties, who complain of back pain in lifting one bag of groceries shook the moon! Wouldn't have pulled a single bucket of water from a well and they pulled the moon! "Aman" "is going to take a car?" "KIA MIFA" (or something idk) (nani THE F-?!?!) What? Kia mifa? Mia Khalif- What??? "KIA MIFA" (stu

pidity has reached astronomical heights. geddit? astronomical? eh? ok) *applause* Wow well done. Bro close the sunroof atleast! Who you wanna impress in space? (aliens. oh wait, they went back seeing this) (Its about drive its about power) (other scientists to Newton: calm down) Oooh so the moon was two blocks away! Reached in 2 mins. (I am speed) "KIA MIFA" (bro what is this Allspeak spell he's using for everything) (*Merlin has left the chat*) (yup, chunks of moon falling to earth nbd) Know wh

at, drop me off in the space, in this very car. I DON'T WANNA LIVE ANYMORE. ITS A MOON BRO. NOT A BESAN LADDOO THAT WHEN YOU CRUSH IT IT WILL CRUMBLE. Some astronaut's rocket hardly even reached the moon that the moon vanished. ITS BROKEN. ("breaking" news) The bride caused the moon to break. Abort mission. "Mission failed. We'll get em next time" Wonder Woman's lasso, the rest all Harry Potter except that Harry wasn't using his magic to woo some rich spoilt brat. (wingardium levi-HOE-sa) "A mi

llion thanks to God" "Aman broke off a piece of the moon!" Its a khakra (= snacc) right? That he broke? Dude is this the moon or the screen guard of an old phone??? (YES) If chunks of moon are dropping like this in your area then you should be aware of it. Whatever is happening in your area apart from memes, stay updated on the news as well. On Public. This gives you the latest updates in your area through short videos. For instance, the rains are about to hit Mumbai So what roads are blocked w

hat is happening where which areas are waterlogged I'll get all updates on this app. Public is India's largest location-based social networking app, which keeps you connected to your area. The news here isn't incorrect like the WhatsApp forwards sent by uncles and aunties. They tell you the real stuff. So download it now. Public App. *sus music* (hmm what will happen? will she sneeze? cry? screm?) (foot trippeth, skull cruncheth) (i can't even pack my clothes this neatly) *illuminati wants to k

now your location* This writer's house has an NCB raid coming up real quick! We weren't able to fit four jackets inside and an ENTIRE GIRL FIT INSIDE. ALL SETTLED IN HER HOME. COZY. (today on mythbusters) So this much... time... it takes.. actually. I can't jump in directly like her. Must be a student of Manipal University. (=ref in video) That's why she's habitual. And somehow, the suitcase travels around the entire house DROWNS IN A POOL. DROWNED IN A POOL! (Alexa, play Doobey) WITH THE GIR

L UNDERWATER ADVENTURE! (once in a lifetime opportunity. Literally) WOW. Submarine! And true love in serials, is that, which feeds you AFTER THROWING FOOD ON YOUR FACE. FROM THE FIRST FLOOR. (taking love to whole new level) Oh oh! W-What is this? (something SUS) What are you throwing??? "Who is playing Holi with curd-" - "Mohan" Ohhh..curd, curd. Such a nice aim? *birbs go chirp* Yoo shut it y'all! (birbs: so you've chosen...death) Yeah go ahead, ready. Curd is ready. I'm ready. Three, Two, (fo

reshadowing) I said to drop a spoonful you poured an entire bucket. What? I didn't even drop anything. (F in the chat guys) Heh??? *happy pigeon noises* (GG pigeon. +100 enemy damage) (peace was never an option) (oh shit indeed) *violent coughing and throwing up* (forbidden mayonnaise) *cough* (never tell a birb what to do) *more violent coughs* *more coughing to erase the taste and the memory mayhaps* Now what kinda plans do we make? That let's go watch a movie. Let's go to have some tea. Their

plans: Lets jump! - TW "Come on lover boi" "Let's JUMP" *OOOOF* (No sir I think not) (Again, TW) (Y E E T) *whoosh* "RANVIR!" (Ran-vir? more like Jump-vir hehehe sorry) "RANVIR!!" Such a large mouth? That suitcase chick can sleep in this much space. (Even Loki fell faster than this smh) (gravity: am I joke to you?) "MOVE MOVE MOVE" - "MOVE MOVE" (I like to move it, move it) (I have been falling...for infinity) (the two sets of people working in different time frames) Many times you get a shooti

ng location for a foreign country. THEY GOT ONE FOR ANOTHER PLANET ONLY WHERE THERE IS NO SUCH THING LIKE GRAVITY. THAT'S WHY ITS TAKING THEM HALF AN HOUR TO FALL. "MOVEMOVE, MOVE MOVE MOVE" Even this guy is like Dude faster I even have to attend my class. Even underwear falling from the terrace falls faster than this. Net? Held by hand-? Yooo, 2 men weighing 70-80 kgs are about to fall! Not small fishies! So much time to set it up! They must have paused midway. Aaaaaaa (its raining men. Halle

lujah) Yoo set it up properly. There's a lot of time left. Set it up. Ready? Let's go now. AAAAAAAAAAA. We are very scared -_- We are ded today -_- At this speed, they could've landed on their own feet. Why the net? And if someone isn't jumping on their own then the heroine will take a run-up like Shoaib Akhtar will do this to the hero's wife: (YEET HER OFF THE EDGE) "THAPKI" *dramatic whoosh...to signify someone whooshing off the cliff* And in reaction, the husband just, (he's like ah shit here

we go again) Just...facepalm? (he's the viewer) ITS NOT A FRIGGIN RS 100 NOTE THAT DROPPED FROM YOUR POCKET AN ENTIRE WIFE HAS FALLEN. Oops man. This keeps happening. (oops I did it again...i yeeted your wife) "THAPKI" (=name of yeeted chick) Thapki more like "tapki" (=dropped) from the mountain!! HAHAHAHA (BADUMTSS) "HEHEHEHEHE" "Sorry Purab" (whoopsies) Yeah yeah it was totally an accident You were about to throw a ball But Thapki is Spiderman She returns. (Spiderman: There's a way home) So t

his lady, in some weirdness, does this to even her crush... Swaha (= chant uttered during oblations) "PURAAAAB" - "PURAAAAB" (girl u literally just chucked him) Is this some bungee jumping going on? Both have taken a ticket. Both will be chucked one by one. "Sorry Purab" (this mf-) "Sorry Purab" (meanwhile Purab: guess I'll die) Next competition is a sniper, versus a girl who has (wait for it) *intense music* Silky hair (because you're worth it) Tell me who would win? (salon style, silky, smoo

th stronk hair) (Ok David) (bro has some bad aim) (what in tarnation-) (f*** this shit I'm out) I'm done. I'M DONE. YOU ALSO TAKE A BRICK WITHIN THAT HAIRBAND AND HIT YOUR HEAD. (..and your flower vase...again) (#justiceforvase) WELL DONE. THIS IS ALSO DONE. *sed sombre music* (When you wanna rage but have Asian parents) A mass m*rder has happened. Of Physics, Chemistry, Bio, Maths, Everyone's! The smol pebble just barely *MUAH* kissed his cheek and the dude is BATTERED. (A kiss of de*th?) As i

f some meteor landed on him. (here pebbles are doing such damage and earlier moon chunks fell like feathers) This digestive pill kinda pebble Even laddoos at our home are larger than this (fr) Leave alone tanks, make her sit on the border. She'll keep the nation safe with her rubber band and pebble. Defence budget: Rs 2. Yo, a scope from this near? (noobs playing PUBG be like) What are you seeing? Nose hair? Sis literally just played angery birbs to K.O. a sniper! And the daughters in-law in se

rials are so virtuous that their entire romance happens in a pinch (=in a short time) With one pinch of vermillion. The dude walks up to comb his hair When a scoop of vermillion gets picked up by him and... "accidentally" Here it falls, from his armpits right on target! (headshot) And India has won a gold! In next episode, they're calling in Salt Bae to put vermillion in their hair parting like this. Here also, the plate of vermillion launches into air with an accidental slip And the reaction of

every aunt, grandmothers: THAT'S IT. "Now it will rain vermillion on me" *mimics* No I'll catch it. *mimics* No I'll catch it. This is my hubby. My vermillion. I will be the one to out him. "Ooooo he's got it" (catch the bouquet: vermillion edition) Whatta catch We have won the World Cup. Aunty snaps the rope for the light All the vermillion FLIES AND GOES TO WASTE??? OMIGOD. But hubby's blood, droppeth right onto her hair parting. OOOOH YESSS. ALL GRANDMAS IN THE COUNTRY WENT MAD. Finally cau

ght my breath. Hero stops the knife with his hand and on releasing the hand A STRIM OF BL0OD IS CAUGHT ON THE HEAD BY HIS IDLE WIFE. (meanwhile wife standing and waiting like NPC) In cricket they set the fielders, here they set the daughter in-law to catch the vermillion on their head. (TV serial writers: OOOOH WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN) (hair part tooching, romantic performance) (NOOOO) YUCKKK. *LE GASP* SIR! You have filled my hair parting! And your father hasn't filled the fees for 2 mo

nths. STOP WATCHING SERIALS OR I'LL KICK YOU OUT. (heart teching, emotional performance) And if there is a beautiful, secure, and good life going on in serials, then the daughters in-law get bored. So for entertainment, they have to take everyday, their own livs! "Unless you forgive me," "I won't let you go!" "MOTHER IN-LAW" "MOTHER" "TODAY YOU WON'T GET FORGIVENESS" (today? seems like never) *slow claps* Next time if mom refuses to get an iPhone I know what kinda third-grade emotional blackmail

performance I have to put up. This bucket-award winner is holding it herself. These daughters in-law can do anything for sympathy. Mother in-law gave too much attitude, then get slapped from her nails, *LE GASP* SUCH A HUGE SMACK! CHILL AUNTY (mommy chill) And spin like a beyblade till the curtain becomes a hanging rope. Sympathy gained! Today's time pass is done! Now here, in attempt to display attitude the girl whooshes her drape behind in such a way that it lands in a fan. Which is complete

ly closed btw so there's no harm. (Fan be like: nope not today). "AAAHH" *chokes and gasps* (they so dumb oh my god *smashes laptop*) *LE GASP* NATURE'S MIRACLE!! Fan's teeth are gone and it opened its mouth SO THAT IT COULD CHOMP ON THE DRAPE. Coincidence dude, how did this happen?? So real!! "KIA MIFA" *dramatic music to distract from the comedy* This is neither ded nor accident Sis, step back two steps, and open the knot. NOPE. De*th by suffocation gives more of a FeEL. This dumbass is even p

ulling her in the opposite direction. They say home is the safest place. It's the reverse in serials. A suitcase lying around, table fan, curtain Mother in-law's saree, or shitty script. You can d*e from anything. *Text: avg daughter in-law* Here, relax and listen to some songs. *violent choking and coughing* HEEELP MEEE - YO YO YO Okay now sleep nicely. Sleep. *incessant dramatic strangling* HEEEEELPPP WHOA WHOA WHOA DAMMIT DUDE. I'LL SHUT YOU INSIDE THE BATHROOM YOU'LL STAY ALRIGHT THERE. - NO

OO! SAVE ME!! *more incessant dramatic choking* What happened what happened???? SAVE MEEEE (very heart tuching, emotional video) G-Gautami...? Gautami get up!! You cannot go! YOU CANNOT GO DUDE... Yooo but I AM ded. Oh no she ded what do I do what do I do??? (three guesses how she'll come back to life) Idea! (the pinch of life) (look at da flick of dat wrist) "MORE THAN MEDICAL SCIENCES" "I BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF MY VERMILLION" Omigod! VERMILLION! My true- Hol up. (surprise mf-) *coughs* why is

BURNING???? Tsk. DID YOU PUT RED CHILLI POWDER?? HE PUT RED CHILLI POWDER. HE PUT RED CHILLI POWDER. (Hey if it ain't broke don't fix it) *silent screms of agony* "Sorry Purab" (disclaimer: these st*nts have been performed by seasoned comedic veterans in supervision. Don't try at home) So that is it for today guys. If you don't want to get packed inside someone's suitcase and drown in a pool then please do subscribe. And don't forget to download Public from Play Store or App Store. All local ne

ws from your area would be available on Public. And we'll see you guys in the next one. (Toodles!) Subscribe and share! Byeee! Now you want me to apply vermillion on you?? Go ahead! (you heard of razor sharp intelligence, here's razor sharp teeth) He nibbled on the drape like a mouse! *CHOMP* (W A S T E D) (press F)