TYPES OF PEOPLE ON PLANES !

Hello, it's a pleasure to welcome you aboard our plane. I will be your flight attendant. My name is Vlad A4. And now a brief instruction on how to use this video Turn your device to the horizontal position and stretch the video over the entire screen. Be sure to fasten your seat belts so you don't get dragged to other channels. Well, if it's already happened, be sure to use your vest. You'll definitely need one because you might get into the rottenness zone. That's where the swap hoses come in.

Here. Also, if you suddenly start choking with laughter, use this mask. For starters, provide yourself with oxygen, and then don't forget about your children. Also, our plane is being fueled with likes. We're literally seconds away from takeoff. And be sure to subscribe to our airlines. Have a great flight. Can you be quicker or not?! - Can you not whine? - You've been prepping for half an hour! (latecomers) We're still going to be late. Hello! Hello! Can I help you? We want to check in for our

flight and we're already very, very late. Mhm. Roger that. Well, let's look at your passports then, your tickets. Passports, tickets. Well, what are you standing there for? Take it out. Excuse us, please. That's it now, it's going to be okay. - Crap! - Don't tell me you forgot them. I think I lost my bag. Where? Where could you have lost it? I don't know. Maybe you left it in a cab? Okay, all right, I'm gonna call the cab. We'll figure it out now. Yes, hello, we're passengers who just arrived at

the airport. I think we left our bag there. Can I run up to you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be right there. Oh, I'm so sorry. We were just getting ready in a hurry. I see. We're one minute away from boarding to Egypt. Here's your bag! I think I forgot them. How? How could you forget? Well, explain it to me! Here, you didn't forget three pairs of glasses, but you forgot the tickets?! Man, can you tell me if there's an option? Ah, well, basically, yes, you can do it without tickets. Well, by el

ectronic registration. Why didn't you say so before? Well, you didn't ask. Well, tell me your last names. Glente. Well, a German. Yes. You have your ticket. And what's your last name, young lady? I seem to have forgotten. You don't remember? Hello! Welcome aboard. Ticket please. - Here. - Mhm. It's pretty cool here. It's the first time I've ever flown, to be honest. Okay, your seat is 15B. Go ahead, please. It's straight ahead and to the left. Oh, yeah. Listen, how long before we arrive? (curiou

s) Two hours Wow! That's fast. How fast are we going to fly? About 600 kilometers per hour. That's fast! At what altitude are we flying? 10,000 to 12,000 meters above the ground. Well, come on in, please, don't delay. One last question, can I have a look inside the cockpit? Unfortunately, you can't go in there. Please go to your seat. We're about to take off. Mg, yes, yes. By the way, my grandmother was a flight attendant, too. Where? Oh, right there. I won't get another chance to look. Okay, I'

ll give it a shot. Young man, what are you doing here? Take your seat right now! I was curious. What kind of boxes are those? Those are storage boxes for personal belongings. - And lunches. - That's cool. What else do you have on the plane? Well, we have everything like a normal airplane - seats, cockpit, porthole. You can sit down and look out the porthole. That's cool! Is there a baggage compartment? - There is. - Can I see it? No, you can't. In fact, there's only a couple of minutes left bef

ore takeoff. If you don't sit down, I'm going to have to take you off the flight. Oh, man, I'm sorry. All right, break a leg. Mhm, please. And where did he go? - What the hell is that? Young man! - Help, I'm stuck! For the duration of takeoff, you must be strapped in. I see. Thank you. Okay. Hold on. Come on up. So, is this your first time or what? (at inspection) Take out all your metal things, including your phone, and come in. Got it, sorry, now. - Okay... - Hurry up! Okay. I don't get it. Ok

ay, what's in here? Now. Oh, sorry, I forgot to get the coin out. - One more time. Stand by. - Okay, that's it. Okay, what is it? - Okay, what's this? - Oh, it's a freaking belt, of course! - One more time! - Yes, yes, I'm sorry. - Sorry, hold on. - Okay, that's it, I think we're good now. Come on, hurry up. What's that? What's in the pocket? What's in there? I don't remember. Oh, man, I bought it, I forgot to put it away, yeah, yeah. One more time. Well, it's okay now. Just in case. - So, what'

s in here? - I don't know. Oh, it's a leaky pocket! I think the coin fell out. - Put it on the counter and come through again. - That's it. Well, it's definitely clean now. What's wrong?! - What's in your mouth? - Oh, I have two gold teeth. I'm sorry, but then I'll have to put you through the x-ray. Those are the rules. Yes, two teeth indeed. It's all right, come on in. Thank you. Bag on the conveyor and over to me. Okay, we're good here. Come on in. Arms out to your sides please. What's that? (

joker) What, what? The bomb. Well, you shouldn't have said that. Two units to the metal detectors now! I was just kidding! I don't have any bomb. Yeah, you're a joker! You can go away for 10 years for a joke like that. - On time, there's even 15 minutes left! - I agree. - As they say, let's sit before leaving. - Yeah. Attention. Flight 122 has been delayed one hour. Why are we here so early? We could have slept for another hour. I agree. Now what are we supposed to do for an hour? - Look, maybe

it's for the best. - Why? We have a free hour and we can play Genshin Impact. - What? - What do you mean? Did you forget? Genshin Impact! - There. Remember? - Oh, yeah! Guys, September 28th was the birthday of the famous game Genshin Impact. Earlier, I told you about its advantages and great amount of awards, that the developers have received. The most important award was last year at The Game Awards 2021. Also, the developers often hold different raffles. For example, recently there was an eve

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n also change your character's image in detail - build items and write your own cool story in the game. Anyway, it's cool that you can influence the course of the game. If you haven't downloaded the game yet, now's the time. Download the game at the link in the description or scan this QR code. And enter my promo code which will give you extra benefits. And meet me on the journey! What's up? Uh, where'd you wander off to? Wow! Hello, yes, already on the plane, about to take off. Yeah, you have n

o idea how happy I am. Finally a vacation, peace and quiet. No one can ruin my vacation for me, that's for sure. I'll call when I land, yeah. Shh, shh, shh, shh. Good afternoon. Hello. Is this the right place? No, that's 4B. (parent) Uh-oh, well, well, well, why do we start crying? What are we crying about? It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. You'll excuse me, please, he's usually calm, he's just crying right now. What are you so cranky about? Okay, you must be hungry. We're gonna feed you. Okay, n

ow, here. Oh, there you go, there you go. Oh, that's different, now uncle can rest easy. I'm sorry, you know, little kids. Oh, you ate, good for you. What's the matter? Well, tummy cramps, yeah, I know. Well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll calm him down. Yeah, do your best. We're coming home. - Quiet. - Yes... what the hell is that?! What kind of parent are you? Couldn't you have thought of something? I don't know. Why would you even take a baby on a plane? We could have gone by car. Well, it's in t

he way, well, honestly! All right, let me pass. I can't take it. Don't listen to him, Andrew, don't listen, don't listen. When you have kids of your own, you'll understand! Phew, it's finally quiet. Can't take it anymore. Honey, here are our seats. Oh, you're by the window and I'm on the side. - Are you sure you're going this way? - Sure. All right, little ones, ready for your first flight ever? Well, wake up! You're gonna oversleep the whole thing. - This way, huh? - Oh, yeah, that's my spot. O

kay, easy, baby girl, easy, don't regurgitate. Shh. Don't cry, don't cry. Here's your uncle right here, look. You're my baby girl. Oh. Ears must be getting stuffy. Well, look, don't cry, don't cry. Uncle, look, smile. (no charge) I've been waiting an hour and a half. That's my outlet! No! - That's my charger! - Mine, mine! Oh no, it's broken! I have more. - It's mine! - Mine! - Missed it, you're screwed! - No, I won't miss it, it's mine! You were already there! Crap. I just had my flight resched

uled. Man, it's so scary to fly. Don't worry, you got your big brother there to back you up. All right, come on, passports right here to the man. - Hi. - Hi. - How do you do? - Are you going to Sochi? - Yes, I'm going to my grandmother's. You have two 20 kg luggage. Put them on the belt and we'll weigh them. Okay. Okay, great. That's fine. Next. - What you got there? - Cosmetics, you know, stuff like that. Whoa, you're 15 kilos over. Why the hell so much luggage? (overweight) Did you take all yo

ur stuff? Little by little, we're going for a whole week after all. Okay, we're just gonna spread it out between the suitcases, right? Yeah, yeah. - Why do you need so many sweatshirts? - Well, in case it gets cold. - What's with the winter jacket? - Well, that's for when it's too cold. What's the firecracker for? It's for Grandma. We'll meet her, she'll be happy. - Do you want this? - Of course I do! Those are my favorites. Okay, I have an idea. How about now? Well, there's an overweight of 200

grams, but I forgive you, here you go. To grandma! - Well, it's that way. Thank you. - Look, it's hot in here. Okay, I've got gate B13. Where's it going? (lost) Man, nothing makes sense at this airport. Where's my registration? Numbers, letters. That way. What is it? There's nobody here. Ow! Hello? Anybody here? All right, I'll go this way. Oh, man, what's wrong? I can't. - Oh, hello! - Hello. Excuse me, please, I'm in a hurry, I have ten minutes before boarding. I just don't know where I'm goi

ng. I've been all over the airport. It's empty everywhere. Actually, this wing of the airport is under renovation. Well, what do you mean? Well, it says right here on the ticket. Well, it's a different airport altogether. We have Shmelevo and you have Pchelinovo. How? How so? Crap! Well, I guess that's it, the ticket's expired, there's no way you can make it. - Good afternoon. - Oh, hello, man! Where do you want me to go? Your tickets don't make any sense. Here, let me help you. (aggressive) You

r seat is 6B. And I'm supposed to figure that out on my own? Why don't you show me, or why are you even standing here? Please come next to the young man. Man, can you please be more careful? Can't! Man, what is this? Get your foot out of my chair! - Am I imagining things? - I'll complain to the stewardess! Look, you can complain to whoever you want, okay? Uh, man, that's actually my backpack! Come on, get lost, I'm in the middle of it! Stewardess! Here, look, he threw my backpack right out of he

re and got my seat dirty. I don't know. It's something he doesn't like. It's not my fault your shelves are small and my bag doesn't fit anywhere. And the passengers are whiny. I sat down, I'm fine with it, you deal with it. Please don't worry, we'll just settle this real quick. If you don't have enough shelf space, your luggage can be put under the seat. Well, that's it, no problem. So he's going to be disturbing people. There, making noise, getting rowdy. Don't you worry, Warden, we'll take car

e of it. Have a seat, have a seat, old boy, it'll be all right. Come on in. Who am I gonna bother, huh? Who am I gonna bother, huh? - I'm gonna bulldoze you right now. - Help! Holy crap! Some runt got kicked off the flight. Why me? I didn't do anything. It's your own fault! You should have kept quiet and been patient. Your seat is 7B. Welcome aboard. Thank you! Just, girl, wake me up on arrival, I want to get a good night's sleep. (sleepyhead) Thank you. Okay. - Hello! - Hello! - I'm over there.

- Come in, yes. - Careful. Careful. - Please be careful. - What's your name? - Vladimir. - Lenya. - Nice to meet you. I'm on a business trip. I'm a factory worker. - Yeah. - Workaholic. - Mm. - You too? - No, no, no, IT. Anyway, I'm gonna get some sleep, so I'm gonna sleep. Please don't make any noise. Excuse me please, could you please stand up? Well, that's a bit much. Get up, young man... Man, please, let's go over here, just like that, yeah, that's it. What is it? Sir, to the other side. Ca

n't he hear you? Sir, you're in the way! What's the matter? Sir, sir! Well, what is it? Everything. Oh my gosh, I think I get it, he's going that way. We need to switch places. Okay, sir. Okay, now. Okay, we have to go this way. Okay, come on, come on, come on, over there. Okay, now. Okay, I think that worked. That, too, right? Yes... sir, wake up! You're leaning back. Young man, I haven't even had a chance to sleep yet. How's that? What do I need your arm for? - What's wrong with it? - I hear y

ou. Here's your seat. Have a seat, please. Thank you. Yeah, I wish I was at the window. Young man, maybe you don't care and you're willing to switch places? - Me? - Yes. - No. (I like window) Man, that's too bad, of course. It's just, you know, I'm used to flying by the window. Here I sit, first time here, in the middle. Mhm, mhm, I understand. How about we switch? I get sick and I don't want to get you dirty... Young man, I said no. I'm sitting by the window. Well, it doesn't make any differenc

e to you. You didn't even open it. Young man, it's none of your business at all, really. Yeah, yeah, you're right, of course. Look, would you at least agree to do it for money? Okay, this is more interesting. Here, I've got 1,000 rubles ready to give. 1000?! You're a fool! Well, okay, okay, let's make it 2,000. I just really like to fly by the window. Open the window, sit down, admire the beauty. Well, 5,000. 5000?! I had a ticket for 3! - Wow, you have money! - I have to fly back too. - All rig

ht, give me five. - Here you go. Crap, an extortionist. Oh, let's see the beauty now! My favorite part, the takeoff. I don't get it. Doesn't it open? Well, yeah, it's broken, you know. That's a first. Why not tell me before? You didn't ask. You can, uh, haggle with that one. Young man! 2000. Oh, crap! Here you go. That's it, goodbye! Where is it? Where's the armrest? It's here, it's here... What's going on? They don't let me enjoy the view! Miss! Sveta, hello! Good afternoon, Victor! You fly so

often, we don't have time to miss you. Well, you know, work, concerts, flight. (flies often) Have you had your uniforms replaced? Yes, a new set. Would you like me to escort you to your seat? No, I already know everything. Wouldn't be the first time. That's great! I'm your neighbor. Why so uptight? Hi. It's just kind of scary, to be honest. Don't be scared! Statistically, planes very rarely fall down. I've flown 1,000 times before. There's been a couple of incidents, but, overall, alive. Oh, wha

t's that? What's going on? Nothing, just a plane coming up the runway. - Is that supposed to be like this? - Man, don't sweat it, we're just taking off. - What's that sound? - That's us folding the landing gear. You know, I think we're going down. Don't worry about it, it's just normal turbulence. Yeah. Oh, I think we're going down. No, it's fine, I've been in this situation 20 times, so just relax, just go to sleep. How can you relax? Crap. Oh, I think things have calmed down. Now this is bad.

Is there a bearded man standing behind me? Yes. Well, come on in and we'll make a deal. All right, now we gotta get him to let us live, okay? - Who's that? - It's God! Don't you understand? Hello! Is this the second time you've come to me? Yes, I'm not the first one here. And you're the first time. Hello, I'm God! What's your name? Vadim. Don't you know? Well, of course I don't know. Do I have to keep track of everyone? So, how'd you guys do? Good, really. Let go again, this is the last time! We

ll, it won't happen again, really! That's what you told me before. Well, I'm only going to drive cars. Okay, fine, but if you get caught in a car, I won't get you out. Okay, that's it, you're on your own, go ahead. Talk him out of it. - Goodbye. - Go on. Eh, what are we gonna do about you? - Go back. - Back, huh? No, this is the first time I've seen you. You were crossing the road on the green, you always closed your door at night. You weren't even rude to mom. Okay, you survive, but there's a c

ondition: a couple of burns, a small dislocated arm, and you won't have a front tooth. Okay. - Do you agree? - Yeah, yeah. - That's it! Okay, I'm ready. First time. Come on, go on, out there, on your way out. Light at the end of the tunnel. Haven't you ever heard of it? Come on, come on, in a straight line, of course! Oh, hello, stewardess! Man, it's cold in here. We'll cover it up in a minute. (air conditioner) Oh, that's even better, though it might be a little hot. Something about these butto

ns doesn't make any sense at all. Now it's cold again. There, that's okay, it's warm. Whew, no, it's getting kind of hot already. Phew, no, it's getting really hot. How do you make it cooler in here? Well! Oh, here comes the air. No, it's getting kind of cold. Okay. Let's get warm. Man, it's getting kind of hot already. - Okay. - Hello, hello. - Hello! - Your ticket? - Yes, please. - Okay, your seat is 7C. - Oh, thank you. And could you help with the bags? (help) - Yes, of course. - Thank you! T

his way. - Allow me. - Yes, thank you. Thank you! Here, your seat. If you need anything, there's a button right there. - Yeah. - I'll be sure to come to you. - Some water? - No, thank you. - Yeah? - No, I was just checking. - Oh, it's working. - Yeah, it's working. That's good. Oh, so it's okay to eat here. - What can I do for you? - Can I have lunch, please? Yes, chicken or fish? - Let's have the chicken. - Coming up. - Anything else? - Oh, you know, I was thinking maybe fish after all. I don't

want any chicken. Fish, okay. How about something else? Is there anything else you forgot? - No, fish, right. - Fish, just fish? - Yeah. I got a bone from a fish last time, though. Maybe I should... Yeah, you know what? I guess I should have a chicken after all, 100% chicken now, even 110. - You're sure, right? - Yeah, fish no. - Chicken? - Yes. - Okay. Thank you! Whew, I'll eat now. It's a little chilly on this plane. - Hey! It's cold, isn't it? - Mhm. Well, we should call it. Hello again. Lis

ten, it's freezing in here. Make it warmer, please. - It's got buttons on it. - Does it? Yeah, you can adjust it. I don't know where. Show me where to press it. Take a look for yourself. It's all intuitive. Seriously? I'll give it a try. Ah, here we go. - All right, thank you! That helped. - Yeah, I'll, I'll stay here. No, you can go, I'm not holding you back. Fasten your seat belt, please. - Yes? - I don't have a magazine. Look around. There's no journal anywhere. So that's it! How so? And ther

e's no curtain, can you imagine? And there's no table. Well, I got you, I got you. And this? Can I go to the bathroom now? Look, I'm sick of you! Yes, you can! Go to the bathroom, we're not even taking off yet. Listen, if you push the button one more time, I'll do things to you that you never even dreamed of. Why did you press that?! I wondered what you'd do to me. You go straight down the lounge and to your right. Here you go. - Hello, there. - Good afternoon. (rich) Young man, I want to apolog

ize to you right away, but there's been a misunderstanding. Well, well, well, what happened? Unfortunately, there's been a glitch in our system and your seat in business class has already been taken. I have a very important meeting in a couple of hours! Huge contracts! Do whatever it takes, but I have to fly. Well, you know, I can offer you a seat in the economy. Right there?! Well, unfortunately, there are no other options. What a nightmare! All right, let me give it a try, I've never been, but

I've heard such horror stories. Don't worry, the flight is only an hour long, so you won't notice the difference. Let's go. Is that what you want me to do, sit here? This is the only seat available. Come on, have a seat and we'll fly together. How about me? - Come on in. - Through you? Just in the business, there's a lot of room, you can go through quietly, and here it's kind of confusing. You're such a tube, of course. Thank you. Excuse me, is there any food in the economy? No, they don't. Why

are you going to Monaco? Me? For a business meeting. Why are you going to Monaco? Us? We're tiling the toilet. What's that shiny thing on your hand? It's nothing. Okay, uh... Hello again. I apologize again in advance. Yeah, I know, it was awful. But that seat is booked by another passenger. - Mine? - Yes, this seat. And what are you going to do with it? Well, I can offer you an alternate seat. Backup spot? That's great! I agree, yes, I like it. - Let's go. - Have a good flight! - This one? - H

ere's your seat, have a seat. Oh, yeah? I paid for business class. Again, I deeply apologize for this misunderstanding, but this is the only option. Well, yeah, much better. How could you do that? I'm gonna complain! - What are you doing? Move! - Move where? Why? - My seat's booked, too. - What? We'll fly together. What the hell's going on over there? Relieved. Please come in. Your seat is 7A. Thank you very much, young lady. Can you tell me when we're going to be fed? (when is lunch?) A little

later. While the plane is boarding. Thank you, okay. Young lady, excuse me. When is lunch coming? Don't worry, young man. Now I'll explain the safety rules and be ready to help you. Mhm. I'm so hungry to eat. Have a seat, please. Enjoy your flight. - Thank you. - Young lady, well, I can't wait any longer, really. This is the second day on the road. I'm very hungry. Of course, I remember you. We'll have food soon, just be patient. That'd be great, I'm starving to death. Dear passengers, fasten yo

ur seat belts. Mhm. Young lady, seat belt. Our plane is getting ready to depart. Young lady, aren't you forgetting about me? Of course I remembered. I'll be right there. - Water, please. - Mhm. - Water, please. I told you there would be food very soon. Didn't wait for it, then. Passengers, who would like some chicken? Oh, this is going to be my favorite in-flight moment. - What's that? - Landing! There's a tradition of applauding the pilot. You know, like, everything went right. Well, frankly, t

his is the first I've heard of it, I usually fly business. What, you don't get it? That was a pretty good landing. (happy to land) Pilot, nice one! Come on, come on, come on, guys! All right! Can you whistle? Come on! - Oh, the pilot's out! - Oh, for a bow. - Thank you, thank you so much! - You're the best! Yay! Come here to me! Here's to you, for the best flight! And please sign your name. - Oh, did you see that? - That's awesome! Can I go now? Yeah, I was just doing my job. Thank you all! You'

re a hero! - Thank you! Thank you! - That's it, I'm going? - Thank you! Thank you, thank you! Well, here we are. Did you enjoy everything? Come back to us again!