Uncle Grandpa - Shorts (S1)

*Grunts* *More Grunting* What are you doing Uncle Grandpa.. Mr. Gus, LOOK! There's an impostor ඞ Everyone knows I'm the REAL Uncle Grandpa Ughhhhhhhhh That's not an impostor ඞ That just *spells* Uncle Grandpa GUHH This thing has magical spells? I'll be right back *LOUD SWOOSH* Okay, ..now to fight magical spells, with magical spells. U N C L E G R A N D P A T I C O U S G O O D M O R N C U S ! burns* Are you happy now? Yeah HEY! YOU'RE NOT ULE GAPA, *I'M* ULE GAPA *Sips, sips, s i p s* *Spits

[UG Hype Theme playing] [More UG Hype Theme playing] Huh huh, huh huh, huh, Huh huh, huuh Goooooooooooood- Mooooooooooooor- niiiiiiiiing Ughhhh Hughhh HUGHHHH CHOO Am I d r e a m i n g ? No, I am AAAGHHHHHHHHHGG One! Two! Waaait Do you guys know how to play your instruments? No Cool One! Two! Three! [Come Together by The Beatles] [More Come Together by the Beatles] You guys lied to me.. You DO know how to play your instruments! Hello children! Well.. Apparently some "animator".. ..forgot to co

lor me in. So grab your permanent markers And on the count of three you're gonna color me, b e a u t i f u l ! You ready? One.. Two.. *Coloring SWOOSH* Hmmmmmmm So I guess apparently you're not supposed to color on the TV We gotta erase this.. ..so on the count of three go grab your erasing hammers. One.. Two.. *Erasing *Pop* Oops! Wrong planet. Good Morning! Excuse you Huh Something's wrong But I can't tell what.. That's more like it I think we got everything right this time. But wait, How are

we gonna fit in there? *Grunts Heavier than I thought! Did you remember to take out the drawers out of this thing? (Both) Double dutch double dutch, it's so fun (Both) Double dutch double dutch, everyone! Swoosh* Stretch* Whoooooooooooo.. wants a piggy back ride? Pizza STEVE does! UAGH! Me too! Uagh? ROARS* *Boom* Swoosh* Cough* HA, ha ha ha ha, ha Pizza STEVE! Pizza STEVE!! Where are you dude? PIZZA STEEEEEVE!!! Hmm.. I wonder where Pizza Steve is. Pizza STEVE! Hey Uncle Grandpa! How's your lu

nch break? Huh, I don't know Hey Mr. Gus, How's my lunch break again? *Break Your lunch break's like that Wow! *Whistle [Parade UG Theme] [More Parade UG Theme] We better call an exterminator! We got ants! UaaAAAGHHHHooohhh Wheeeuughhuughhhaaaaoohhhh Mr. Guuuuuuuuus! A little heeeeeeelp! Please?!.. AAAAAHHHHHH Hoooooold it! Hooooooooooooooooold it! Ooo a camera! Hooooooold it! [Cool music] That was pretty crazy. Da, da da, da da, da da, da da Uuuuuhh what are?.. Diggin' a hole. I broke throughhh

hhhhhhhh! oughhhhhhhhhhhhh! Were you diggin' a hole again? Maybe HAHAHA, HA HA, HAAA HUAGH! Uh-Oh.. UH-OH *Panicking Nothing's working! HEEEELP! Hu hu hu hu hu hu Thank goodness you're here All my cats got out. That was weird... Ha ha ha, Ha! Mustache dog. *Barks *Laughing Mustache Grandpa I'm diggin' a hole *Grunting Eat your vegetables kids! Huh? *Panting UAGH! *More panting HUAGHH! *Continues panting Ouch.. Good Morning.. Good Night.. Uncle Grandpa Uncle Grandpa! Shhhh *Laughing *Laughs That

tickles! Good Mor- Woaugh Good Morning *Zap *Zap *Pow *Zap *LOTS of laughing *LOTS of crying Hey, Uncle Grandpa! Can you help even this out a bit? WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE *Unzips What am I doing in here..? *Crazy noises* *Grunts Oops! Oh no, I gotta get it back in! Too late. Boom* Good Morning! *pop (Off screen) My baby! Aahh! *Panting AAHH THEY'RE STILL COMING Good Morning x 100 Happy Halloween kids! (Both) Good Morning (All) Good Morning! Ahhhhh Good Morning! HGGGGYYYYAAAAAAAA Boom* Nyaaaaaa.. Interpr

etive hot dog dance YEAOUCH! Ha ha, good one Good Morning! Giggling* You can't catch me! Continues giggling* MORE giggling* (SQUEEZE) (HONK) They don't call me Uncle Grandpa for nothin' (Jumps away and refuses to elaborate) (All) Good Morning! *Bounce (x4) Cool! A can opener! (Mr. Gus) Does he see us? (Pizza Steve) I don't know (UG) WHOOOOOOOOOOOuv (UG) WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOuv (Pizza Steve) NO NO NO! (UG) g U d m O ur P H N i gH c k Fucking dies* Uh-Oh (oh nvm) *ACTUALY fucking dies Fin! d i n g Di

d you get it? (It's a f i n HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)