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Kenny Sebastian is back with his 5th special called 'Don't be that guy', A one hour comedy special where he talks about turning 26, living on his own and why he is a former nice guy!
In this clip, Kenny talks about how he finds the drive women have to constantly reinvent themselves amazing while the extreme laziness of men is all he understands. From women mastering the art of wearing make up and wearing coordinated clothes to men contemplating is washing hands at the washroom is productive, Kenny takes you through the rough de-evolution of men!
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But I still feel shy though. When
I'm around really pretty women. You know... Yeah, I feel all awkward and shit. I mean I don't want that
reaction or anything. I don't know. Don't worry I'm not feeling shy today. So it's fine. Oh! Did he just say that? Did he just? Did a comedian just make a joke? All the guys are like, "Brutal bro!" All the women are like, "Really? Freaking
asshole. Have you even seen me? Have you even seen me? What is this shit lighting? Give me bathroom lights. I'll show you,
you son of a bitch. How dare you say that? How dare you say that, Kenny? Wow! We're not pretty enough for him? You
know how much shit I put on my face? My mother doesn't
recognise me now, yeah! I put some eye liner, some mascara,
I put eyelashes through the sunroof, bitch! How dare you say that? I'm not pretty enough it seems. I put like eye shadow from
light to dark, dark to light, four dimensional eye shadow. You son of a bitch. I met my grandfather. He's doing well. I straightened my hair an
d
I lost four of my fingers. But I'll still climb the Himalayas,
you son of a bitch." It's just a joke. I don't mean that. Because women, they
re-invent themselves. Whenever they go anywhere,
it's like how can I be better for this new venue? This new place. You enter a bathroom,
a new person comes out. I'm like, "Excuse me, have
you seen my friend Tina? Oh you're Tina. Shit!" Awesome. Guys when they go
inside the bathroom, first question is do I really
need to wash my hands? Do I? And second is
why am I even wearing clothes, bro? Because guys as they get older,
they just want to get naked. Look at your dad at home. Your dad hates wearing clothes. Yeah! He just hates wearing clothes. When guests come home, your mom is like, "What impression will we make?" Your dad is like, "I have to wear clothes now? No!" It's like you got
a bear from the wild. And you are teaching
him how to live in civilization. It's crazy, I know. So I feel shy around women. You know there are really pretty
intimida
ting women, right. You guys know what I'm talking about. Oh so, everyone's a player. Okay. I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry
for looking stupid. All the guys are like,
"Bro, what you're talking about? What is this shy shit? Shy? Bro that's not in my dictionary. I'm so hot, when I step out
on the road, a truck full of women come and I'm like,
No, thanks and I moonwalk home. Yeah! That's how cool I am, Kenny. Shy? I'm not shy. Yeah?" That's why I hate asking for
opinions from guys in a group. Guys are ama
zing people one on one. They are amazing people. Have conversations with them one on one. Moment you put them in a group,
they'll be like... Just. They are the worst people. Like women who are dating guys, you know
what I am talking about. Your boyfriend one on one
with you, is super emotional. They'll be like, "Baby, I just wanna say
you mean the world to me, baby." "Can you hold my hand
while I talk to you? Can you hold my hand? It's almost like the past eight months
have become the best eight
months. Can you do that finger thing? Can we do that finger thing? I just wanna say that
My friends... Like me and Gopal have been
friends for like eight years. But your eight months
feel like a life time. It is not even the physical thing,
it's just the cuddling. You know you make me... You make me feel warm, you know? Like you know me better than
my parents too, you know. I can tell you stories that
I can't tell anybody. Baby, just... You're my
princess and I'm your prince, I just want to say
that. I just want to say that." And suddenly, his guy friends come like, "Bro this
Neha is being so clingy bro! Shit! E-M-O, Emo! Let's go and drink bro!
Comments
my dad's outfit the entire day : briefs and vest + he has to hold a newspaper to complete the look
Eyelashes through the sunroof.. πππ Four dimensional eye shadow ππ You Crack me up Kenny! I hope your career goes a long way! π
You have a perfect observation. Your jokes are perfect to make someone's mood feel light. Endless appreciations for you.
I'm so hot when I step out of the road a truck full of women comes and I'm like no and I moon walk home! ππ I'm dedddd
He doesn't joke... He is just giving straight factsπππ
Bro this Neha is being so clingy broππππ
i feel that kenny is like a real life chandler (minus the ugly past)... and that make him even more adorable π«π
That head shake he does when he's like "what impression will we make". Spot on xD
Neha is his favorite dummy girlfriend πππ
His comedy is funny ofcourse but his observation about mundane realities of life and relationships and portraying them in a funny way is more commendable. Love to Kenny.
Aside from your witty jokes from this act, you looked really handsome in the dark blue suit and red tie.
Wait why did I never find this before when I was genuinely searching more stand up comedy videos from him and randomly got this recommended rn. Btw thank you yt algorithm
"You are my princess I am your prince I just wanna say that " it's funny but I cringed lol
dad hating to wear clothes was so fckin accurate
I also feel very shy in front of girls. I feel you Kenny!
looks like I have to get primevideo cause kenny won't let me live in peace π
always full of energy.. n expressionsππππ
Kenny..u have the best sense of humour coz now a days guys r making bullshit videos using all sorts of abusive language and think that they r doing good but u r a perfect example of a healthy humour.God bless u always..ππ€
boys do behave differently in group
How can someone fucking hate this..π