(Nick laughing) - I still won that-
βͺ Hold on, Con βͺ βͺ I don't know why you even
up here playing with me βͺ βͺ Big *** shoulders and no neck βͺ βͺ Oh, that's 'cause he gave it to me βͺ (crowd oohing)
- Oh. Oh.
(bell dinging) - Whoa.
- Whoa. - Come on over here. βͺ I gotta talk to each and
every person over here βͺ βͺ On the New School βͺ βͺ Let you know we've
been rhyming to this βͺ βͺ And we stay so true βͺ βͺ Everything you do, you just
trying to implement what I do βͺ βͺ But matter of fact βͺ βͺ I'ma go ahead
and
pass the baton to you βͺ - Oh!
- Ooh. Ooh. Oh.
(bell ringing) - DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat.
- Ooh (beep). - Hold the (beep). Wait, wait-
- All right, listen. - Always cutting the beat.
- Wait a minute. Justina, hold on, hold on.
- Oh (beep). - Hold on a minute now.
- Talk your (beep) in your jacket.
- She's got the jacket. βͺ Yeah, you rap, but running
up is what you won't do βͺ βͺ If I get it popping, like
your ****, you'll freeze βͺ βͺ Don't move βͺ
- Oh. - ****.
βͺ Okay, Jessie Woo βͺ βͺ I'll show you
who I do kill βͺ βͺ You look like a character
that's straight outta Whoville βͺ βͺ And this fact, I can't shake it βͺ βͺ You're only back 'cause B. Simone βͺ βͺ And Pretty Vee couldn't make it βͺ βͺ And New School, I
think y'all kinda dumb βͺ βͺ Y'all suck so bad, y'all
the reason Wyclef said βͺ βͺ Someone please call 911 βͺ
(bell dinging) βͺ And hold on βͺ βͺ And, Maddy, you're such a
Karen, it's finally true βͺ βͺ When Wyclef said someone call 911 βͺ βͺ You were like, don't mind if I do βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ri
nging) - DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat for some (beep). (crowd cheering) - Let's get Emmanuel.
- Get 'em. Eat. βͺ Emmanuel, we see why Nick
always let you be the referee βͺ βͺ 'Cause all you do is judge jokes βͺ βͺ But we know when it come to Wildstyle βͺ βͺ You don't want this smoke βͺ βͺ This next bar is gonna
come from the brain βͺ - Okay.
βͺ E-Man, you can never βͺ βͺ Get with me, that's why you
should stay in your lane βͺ - That's a good one.
- Bars. βͺ I don't really Wildstyle
'cause it really isn't fair βͺ - U
h-huh.
βͺ You cowgirls βͺ βͺ Should stop stealing
horses' hair, okay βͺ βͺ I got one more thing to say βͺ βͺ Just to put Jessie Woo in her place βͺ βͺ You up here looking
like E-Man in the face βͺ - And I still wouldn't date her. We ugly as hell.
(crowd laughing) - Yo.
- Talk to 'em, Santwon. βͺ I'm on my yee-haw
(beep), yippie ki-yay βͺ βͺ Stay out my DMs, that's yippie ki-gay βͺ - Ooh.
- Excuse me. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hey, hey. Hold on, I'm talking about... βͺ Talking about, Santwan,
if a m
an had on a saddle βͺ βͺ You would really straight ride it βͺ βͺ No wonder this the country episode βͺ βͺ And I'm battling Billy Gay Cyrus βͺ - Oh!
- Wait, hold on. Wait, don't you go nowhere,
Con. No, no, no, no. βͺ Team New School got the
drip like a fountain βͺ βͺ You're daddy's calling me βͺ βͺ 'Cause I broke his
back like a mountain βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Oh. (bell ringing) - DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat.
- Cut the beat. (crowd cheering)
Get that Con (beep). - Let her rock.
βͺ You always choking βͺ βͺ Like you (
beep) βͺ βͺ It's called Murder, She Wrote βͺ βͺ You burned every (beep)
that's been inside you βͺ βͺ We should call you D Smoke βͺ - Oh.
(crowd oohing) - Yo, look, look, look, look.
- Wow. βͺ Somebody is getting old βͺ βͺ She need fillers, her
wrinkles starting to show βͺ βͺ This her only gig, baby
girl's pinching pinnies βͺ βͺ I heard Nick flipped Justina
more than pancakes at Denny's βͺ - Okay.
(crowd cheering) - This is a family show. This is a family show. βͺ D-Wrek, this is TV βͺ βͺ Why are you dressed like
you coach PE βͺ - I got you.
- While you up there, cut the beat for a
(beep) you do one episode every two years. (crowd cheering)
(music whirring) βͺ Yo, you came at my man D-Wrek βͺ βͺ That was a pretty funny joke βͺ βͺ Y'all make some noise for
Nick Cannon if he was broke βͺ - Oh.
- Oh. Okay, okay, okay.
- It's true. βͺ Nick, what's up with the tattoos βͺ βͺ That's not you βͺ βͺ You're the host of Masked
Singer not Black Ink Crew βͺ (all laughing) - [Nick] Facts. - Let me get Justina.
- Shut up! - No, no,
shut up.
- No. - What?
- Hey, give me Brent. Give me Brent. Where Brent at?
- Get him. He's right there. - Brent.
- Yeah? - I bet the inside of your
house smell like Petco. (crowd laughing) βͺ You know what, Brent, you so racist βͺ βͺ In all your movies, people slip βͺ βͺ I bet your favorite dance move βͺ βͺ Is not the Nae Nae but the Whip βͺ (crowd laughing) - And, Nick, you shut up too. βͺ Hey, let me talk, this is not fair βͺ βͺ Even from seven feet tall βͺ βͺ I can see your career's going nowhere βͺ (crow
d laughing)
- Hold on. - Just a minute.
- Hold on, hold on, hold on. - Y'all shut up. Little man is talking. - Shut up!
- Say something. βͺ And, Con, you's a sensitive thug βͺ βͺ You love Oprah, your
favorite color is purple βͺ βͺ And that's why you will never be loved βͺ Hey, put me down. - [Emmanuel] Hold up. Hold up, hold up.
- Cut the beat. Cut the beat. Cut the beat. Cut the beat. - Oh (beep). Kelsey cut the beat. - Justina.
- Uh-huh. βͺ You hold it down for the white
folks, you're dope as hell βͺ
βͺ But maybe those guys are right βͺ βͺ Maybe you do need a VBL βͺ - Ooh. - We got the same ***. - She got a little more *** than you. She got ***.
- Don't worry about it. βͺ Hold on, with y'all team βͺ βͺ Every time we play, you fall βͺ βͺ Maddy, it's ironic βͺ βͺ They in the WNBA but you
the one that play with balls βͺ - I do, though, I do. (crowd laughing) βͺ And you know, on Wildstyle,
I'm the man with the pain βͺ βͺ You know it's messed up when
Nick Cannon has more kids βͺ βͺ Than there is fans at your game
s βͺ - [Crowd] Oh! - Conceited, Conceited. - Talking that talk. Yeah. βͺ You talk a lot, so there's
not much else to say βͺ βͺ Except I'll steal your
girl, and I'm not even gay βͺ - Oh!
- Oh! (bell ringing) - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek, cut the buzzer, man. - I think he meant the beat.
I think he means the beat. βͺ Nick pays me to bomb βͺ βͺ All so he can look good
in front of his baby moms βͺ - Oh!
- Whoa! (bell dinging) - Hit the buzzer.
- I said what I said. - Meant what he meant.
βͺ One more thing βͺ βͺ That I'm
gonna say βͺ βͺ Put on the hurting βͺ βͺ I rap circles around Nick βͺ βͺ Now that's what I call a turban βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ Jess, you got a face
only a mother will kiss βͺ βͺ It look like you got
your body from Wish βͺ βͺ And, DC, I don't even
know why you came βͺ βͺ You look like a offspring
of a water bug and Lil Wayne βͺ (bell dinging) βͺ If I'm a water bug and Lil Wayne βͺ βͺ Uh-Oh, open to get back now βͺ βͺ Everybody, look at her outfit βͺ βͺ Don't it look like
the Matrix background βͺ (crowd
cheering)
(bell ringing) - DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat.
(music whirring) All right.
- About to get serious. βͺ New School, I bet y'all though
y'all was killing the scene βͺ βͺ Y'all got J.I the Prince on your squad βͺ βͺ But what is a prince to a queen βͺ βͺ And this last line is
gonna make you sick βͺ βͺ E-Man, why are you up here
dressed as Barney's (beep) βͺ (crowd cheering) - Dinosaur penis. (crowd laughing) - Jack Thriller, get up here, man. - Nah, nah, he bites (beep). He bites. βͺ Hey, Jack's been in
a
nd out of surgeries βͺ βͺ He's a blind street dude βͺ βͺ He's been in every hospital
room except the ICU βͺ βͺ And this redhead
knows what STDs entail βͺ βͺ There's so many bumps
on Justina's tail βͺ βͺ If Jack touched her down there βͺ βͺ He'd think he's reading braille βͺ (crowd cheering) βͺ And Nick, why is there
cars in the crowd βͺ βͺ It makes me truly wonder βͺ βͺ You're the opposite of a car tire βͺ βͺ 'Cause you've never had
the drive to use a rubber βͺ βͺ Last night, he was playing
board games at his folks'
house βͺ βͺ They whooped his ***, no doubt βͺ βͺ Nick kept losing at Jenga βͺ βͺ 'Cause he didn't know how to pull out βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) - Okay, okay, okay, okay. Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. - Cut the beat?
- Yeah, cut that (beep) off. - [Nick] Cut this beat. - Ain't nobody wanna hear that (beep). βͺ Listen, Kid 'n Play,
it's finna get wicked βͺ βͺ Now what y'all did back in
the day, we'll never forget it βͺ βͺ It was stupid tremendous βͺ βͺ I hope that you're listening βͺ βͺ Now I'm in
House Party,
that's a beautiful vision βͺ βͺ Now what y'all did, yeah,
I'ma carry the mission βͺ βͺ I just wanna pay my respect
'cause (beep) we winning βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Good one. - That was the most gangster
compliment I ever heard. βͺ Yo, Brent, you the whitest
white boy in the whole world βͺ βͺ You couldn't afford to go to
D.C. and storm the Capitol βͺ βͺ So you stormed Cracker Barrel βͺ (crowd laughing) βͺ And, Justina, how you look that white βͺ βͺ But your lips so thick βͺ βͺ 'Cause you probably inj
ected
them with mayonnaise βͺ βͺ So you Miracle Whipped βͺ - [Nick] Woo! βͺ A'ight, Swag, you
ain't getting no love βͺ βͺ You up here looking like a lesbian bug βͺ βͺ And, DC, you know I got amazing skill βͺ βͺ You the last roach standing
that the Raid couldn't kill βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) - Hold on, hey, Con. βͺ First and foremost, I wanna
say your chain is mad fire βͺ - Mm-hmm.
βͺ But with that bald face βͺ βͺ And that butt chin, boy,
you look like Quagmire βͺ (crowd laughing) βͺ And hold on, wait a
minute,
now it's really game on βͺ βͺ With this burnt orange, you
look like a Chicken McNugget βͺ βͺ With chains on βͺ βͺ Hold on, wait a minute, now
I gotta talk to the boss βͺ - Uh-oh.
βͺ Cause if you βͺ βͺ The Chicken McNugget,
with this bright green βͺ βͺ He gotta be the Sweet 'N Sour sauce βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell ringing) - DJ D-Wrek.
- Uh-huh? - Please cut the beat.
(crowd cheering) βͺ Old School, our talent is gigantic βͺ - Yeah.
βͺ With a captain like Swag βͺ βͺ Y'all going down like it's the Titanic βͺ
βͺ And, Charron, you got
dysfunction in your penile βͺ βͺ Crazy like you senile βͺ βͺ You the type of white man
that got 911 on speed dial βͺ βͺ And, Swag, you look like a man-lizard βͺ βͺ 'Cause every time you're
getting banged out βͺ βͺ All you say is eh,
Squidward, eh, Squidward βͺ - DJ D-Wrek.
- Uh-huh? - Cut the beat.
(crowd cheering) βͺ Your boy Kandie in her own lane βͺ βͺ The rest of the cast, bumper-to-bumper βͺ βͺ Conceited only throw me shade βͺ βͺ To cover up the fact
that he is undercover βͺ βͺ My broth
er, one question βͺ βͺ No shade, just be honest βͺ βͺ Do the Con on your chain
stand for con-artist βͺ - Oh.
- No, it does not. (bell dinging) Hey, yo, Justina.
- I did. I did. βͺ Everything I hear is facts βͺ βͺ And I would stay clear of that cat βͺ βͺ Because I heard your box
smell just like earring backs βͺ βͺ I mean, what is wrong
with your pH balance βͺ βͺ More (beep) been on top of
that box than a crate challenge βͺ - Oh!
- What the? βͺ And lastly, Santwon βͺ βͺ You know in Wildstyle,
we trucking you out βͺ
βͺ You so gay, you only smoke cigarettes βͺ βͺ 'Cause you can have
butts in your mouth βͺ - Oh! Oh! No!
(bell ringing) - Hey, yo. D-Wrek.
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ (speaking in foreign language) - Flip it back. Cut the beat. βͺ Yo, Santwon, he is wearing a toupee βͺ βͺ Y'all ain't know βͺ βͺ If I flipped this
(beep) back right now βͺ βͺ He'd be a bald-headed ** βͺ - All right, all right, all right. βͺ Season 17, New School do it better βͺ βͺ Your birth certificate
was an apology letter βͺ - ****.
- Excuse me. βͺ Jessie Woo,
it's time to face front βͺ βͺ You probably got glue
hanging from your lace front βͺ - Ooh.
βͺ And wait a minute βͺ βͺ Jack Thriller, this
ain't rocket science βͺ βͺ You up here built like
a kitchen appliance βͺ βͺ I gotta get this off my chest βͺ βͺ Nick, your wee-wee's real tired βͺ βͺ You should give it a rest βͺ Bring the (beep) beat back.
- My what? (speaking in foreign language) - She said cut the beat.
(music whirring) βͺ Listen, them lines you
spit, sis, was a bore βͺ βͺ Let's look in mirrors βͺ βͺ My makeu
p is blended better than yours βͺ Get out of my face.
- Ooh! (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) βͺ Nobody asked, but I'ma say it, though βͺ βͺ You bad built, and you
got a face for radio βͺ βͺ I see them used goods are
burning like a fireplace βͺ βͺ And if we talking beauty sleep βͺ βͺ I think you need to hibernate βͺ βͺ And, Justina, your
weak bars, I eat those βͺ βͺ You look like someone (beep)
banged a bag of Hot Cheetos βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Okay. - Cheesy.
- Look. βͺ Santwon, I'm so high, you could
find me wh
ere the ganja be βͺ βͺ You a Lil Nas X wannabe βͺ βͺ I'ma light it up and let
you see what it burn like βͺ βͺ Your booty more congested βͺ βͺ Than five o'clock on the turnpike βͺ βͺ And, JV, I always stay with a scheme βͺ βͺ It's crazy your name is Gee βͺ βͺ When there ain't no Gs on your team βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) - Oh, hold up, hold up, hold up. - Yeah, she said you not a G. βͺ Talking 'bout ain't no G βͺ βͺ And you think your ******* is goodie βͺ βͺ I knew you looked familiar βͺ βͺ If that's Buzz Ligh
tyear
(beep) you Woody βͺ (bell ringing)
(crowd cheering) - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek.
- Yo, what's up? - Cut the beat.
(air horn honking) βͺ Maddy, you'll be single forever βͺ βͺ It's sad but it's so true βͺ βͺ How does it feel to be a Karen βͺ βͺ And no guys are caring about you βͺ - Woo!
βͺ And Cortez βͺ βͺ No one would date you βͺ βͺ You're an ugly hater βͺ βͺ The only person that gave you βͺ βͺ A little (beep) was Mother Nature βͺ βͺ And, Big Mack, you
probably cook everything βͺ βͺ With bread flour βͺ βͺ You so fat, you
tried to eat
the cookies on a web browser βͺ βͺ And you, shopping for women's clothes βͺ βͺ That's just something you're addicted βͺ βͺ You know what had him
choking last night βͺ βͺ A (beep) did βͺ - [Crowd] Oh! - DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat.
(music whirring) βͺ Okay, Maddy, the things you said βͺ βͺ Some of 'em might've been true βͺ βͺ But it was this white girl
that raised the ratings βͺ βͺ Honey pie, it wasn't you βͺ βͺ All right, now, Old School βͺ
- That's cap. That's cap. βͺ I'm addressing you βͺ βͺ I don't mess w
ith Jessie Woo βͺ βͺ And, Maddy, the only time my *** βͺ βͺ Has ever looked fat is when
I'm standing next to you βͺ - Okay. Let me say something. βͺ Justina, you're wearing
a net, and it looks bad βͺ βͺ And I just know that
you caught some crabs βͺ Hey! - Everyone, shut up.
- Shut up. Shut up. - I'm at the front.
- Let's go, Cortez. Talk that (beep). βͺ Con, you's a very fashionable dude βͺ βͺ Up on stage with your teeth
matching the same color βͺ βͺ As your shoes βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell ringing) - Shut up.
Everybody shut it up. βͺ And Jack, you can't even
see what you talking about βͺ βͺ Your fat *** on stage
built like a roundabout βͺ - Let's go. βͺ And Nick βͺ
- Shut up! βͺ Every time you hit the booth
(beep) goes so, so left βͺ βͺ Hey, you should sign to a record label βͺ βͺ 'Cause you make music for so so deaf βͺ - Okay, hold up, hold up, hold up. βͺ Yo, this is very funny βͺ βͺ Matter of fact, the
comedy, I say thank you βͺ βͺ But (beep) what the (beep)
is going on with your ankles βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ri
nging) βͺ Wait, wait, Nick, don't
talk about his ankles βͺ - Yeah.
βͺ Trying to make that a joke βͺ - Joke.
βͺ He looks up to you βͺ βͺ Them ankles match your coat βͺ (bell ringing)
(crowd cheering) - Cut the buzzer. Hey, Justina, come back up here. βͺ 'Cause, I mean, you
cute, but what the heck βͺ βͺ Why they keep bringing her on TV βͺ βͺ When your face makeup
don't match your neck βͺ βͺ And, Kandie, come here βͺ βͺ 'Cause right now, you in danger βͺ βͺ Looking like a gay superhero,
you ******* flower ranger βͺ βͺ
Yo, speaking of that, you
look like a switch sider βͺ βͺ You old (beep) rider βͺ βͺ How you got the face from
the dragon from Shrek βͺ βͺ And you still can't spit fire βͺ - Ooh!
βͺ But lastly βͺ βͺ Do y'all actually see this βͺ βͺ Do y'all know what this guy said βͺ - Oh, here he goes.
βͺ That is just his way βͺ βͺ Of telling y'all that
he gives wild (beep) βͺ Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek.
- Yeah, what's up? - Cut the beat.
(crowd cheering) βͺ Charron, I don't know
why you was talking βͺ βͺ I already know what this guy's abo
ut βͺ βͺ Yo, Nick, you shoulda
went the right route βͺ βͺ Since him being born's a mistake βͺ βͺ It's only right I take the white out βͺ - Ooh.
- And you. Come here, fat boy, come here. Come here.
- Let's get out of the way, y'all.
- Come here. βͺ You know when it's Wildstyle βͺ βͺ It's like I bring a
flamethrower through βͺ βͺ Your body's like a movie
'cause your ******* hang over βͺ βͺ And your stomach hang over too βͺ (crowd cheering) βͺ And you, since you Mexican βͺ βͺ I'm not gonna hit you
with no (beep) bar
s βͺ βͺ But you so Mexican, you only play Uno βͺ βͺ Just so you can get a green card βͺ - Okay.
- Hold on. Wait, hold on. - Yeah.
- Oh my god! βͺ We all know Con's name is
right there on Con's chain βͺ βͺ But I'm a G, I replace that C βͺ βͺ And now it's a gone chain βͺ - Yeah.
βͺ That wasn't fire βͺ βͺ 'Cause I'm somebody you can hardly see βͺ βͺ Why would you spit bars with me βͺ βͺ (beep) I do it for the culture
like Offset and Cardi B βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Yeah, son. - Ooh.
- Talking 'bout Cardi B! βͺ Wildstyle
βͺ
- Hey, yo. Tell him to drop the beat.
- Amber says she wanna cut the beat. (music whirring)
(crowd cheering) βͺ Hey yo, Justina, I ain't gonna lie βͺ βͺ You the queen of this (beep) βͺ βͺ But the only reason you're on here βͺ βͺ Is 'cause you're
probably (beep) with Nick βͺ βͺ I'm surprised you didn't get pregnant βͺ βͺ 'Cause you've been popping Plan Bs βͺ βͺ But now you're stuck on here βͺ βͺ 'Cause you ain't got no plan B βͺ - Ooh.
- Ooh. - Okay. Look, now.
- Smash her. βͺ You tried to come for me,
but that
wasn't the plan βͺ βͺ You've been on your knees so long βͺ βͺ You forgot you could stand βͺ βͺ You said it right, that
I'm really that ***** βͺ βͺ But we call you pinata βͺ βͺ You let everyone hit βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) βͺ Hey yo, Teddy βͺ βͺ You probably got a burger tattoo βͺ βͺ That says I love fast food βͺ βͺ (beep) you so fat, you
couldn't even fit in a chatroom βͺ - Oh.
- ****. βͺ And Big Mack, why do I
think this bum's seeing me βͺ βͺ You so fat, you get tired
listening to Run-DMC βͺ - Oh.
- Whoa,
whoa, whoa. Hey, Con. Hey, Con. Shut up, man.
(all laughing) βͺ I ain't even trying to annoy you βͺ βͺ But can I use this to cover up my food βͺ βͺ 'Cause I'm all out of aluminum foil βͺ - Oh.
- (beep). - All right.
- Okay, Cortez. βͺ And, Justina βͺ
- Huh? βͺ You always rapping βͺ
βͺ Uh βͺ βͺ Thinking you the bomb βͺ
βͺ Uh βͺ βͺ Go and tell the people you
bought your *** off of wish.com βͺ - Oh!
- Okay. All right. All right. βͺ Well, Cortez, you lack confidence βͺ βͺ I think you need to get more βͺ βͺ You the last fe
rret no one
bought at the pet store βͺ βͺ And every time you
spit, it's really toxic βͺ βͺ You look like the sperm
before the Plan B stops it βͺ - Oh!
(bell ringing) - DJ D-Wrek.
- Yes? - May you kindly remove the instrumental? Please.
(crowd cheering) βͺ Yo, this redhead needs
to leave the stage βͺ βͺ You only hit the diseases
where DNA is rearranged βͺ βͺ The only thing that spreads
quicker than COVID-19 βͺ βͺ Is Justina's legs βͺ - Woo!
- Oh. βͺ Hold on, I'm mad βͺ βͺ Because with this white
man, I expect th
e hating βͺ βͺ He wouldn't give me a high five βͺ βͺ Just to say that he left me hanging βͺ - Whoa.
- Oh. βͺ And, Nick, (beep) you never
wore a condom in your life βͺ βͺ I know it hurts your pride βͺ βͺ Your girl asked how you like your eggs βͺ βͺ And you said fertilized βͺ - [Crowd] Oh. βͺ Con, you thought that (beep) was hot βͺ βͺ But I brush it off my shoulder βͺ βͺ All that (beep) you kicking,
still keep my composure βͺ βͺ I fly when I'm posing βͺ βͺ Kinda like you when you
modeling for Fashion Nova βͺ - Hold on.
- Oh. - Hold on.
- I don't model Fashion Nova. - You do model for Fashion Nova. - That was a long time ago.
(crowd laughing) - All right. βͺ Maddy, I didn't wanna say
this, but I don't have a choice βͺ βͺ Your *** is even flatter
than the tone of my voice βͺ - Oh.
βͺ And, Charron βͺ βͺ You're from Canada, and
I like your sports, G βͺ βͺ That's why your girl and
I played tonsil hockey βͺ - Oh. βͺ And, Nick βͺ
- Yes, sir. Yes, sir. βͺ Look, I know you're
making lots of bucks βͺ βͺ I'm glad you got glasses βͺ βͺ So
even you can see your music sucks βͺ - Oh.
(bell ringing) (hip-hop music) - Hey. Hey.
- Whoa. βͺ Hey βͺ
βͺ (beep) βͺ βͺ Fly Young is in the world βͺ βͺ Keep that fat (beep)
'cause I got my white girl βͺ (crowd cheering) - Hold on, hold on, hold on. I got you, champ. Cut that. No one wanna hear that. Come here, Nick. Bring that *** here, boy. (crowd laughing) βͺ Let me tell you one
thing about your albums βͺ βͺ The reason why you ain't
the captain of this team βͺ βͺ 'Cause they ain't never went Platinum βͺ - O
h.
(bell ringing) - Wait a minute. I ain't done.
(crowd laughing) βͺ And what I might say βͺ βͺ Might rock this world βͺ βͺ But you ain't the only smashing
these Wild 'N Out girls βͺ - [Crowd] Oh! (bell dinging) - I'm gonna get your wife for this one. Come here, wife.
(crowd laughing) Bring that *** here. βͺ Now look, the diss track's about Nicki βͺ βͺ Yeah, you put her in her place βͺ βͺ But guess what, I got a surprise βͺ βͺ I brought Nicki Minaj here βͺ βͺ Now say it to her face βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell din
ging) - Yo, hold on, hold on.
- Here we go. - Pap going crazy.
- Okay, I got a couple of mad fools watching this. βͺ You always telling another man βͺ βͺ Bring your *** here βͺ βͺ It gets stranger βͺ βͺ Now I see what DC stand for βͺ βͺ It's (beep) Chaser βͺ - Oh!
- Okay, okay, okay. (beep). All right. All right. What did I do wrong? βͺ You got jokes βͺ βͺ Yeah, you real funny βͺ βͺ The gag is you broke βͺ βͺ Nick the only one with real money βͺ βͺ Backstage, I was all chummy βͺ βͺ But I'll leave you, your
mans, and
this kid stiff βͺ βͺ Y'all dummies βͺ - Uh-oh.
- DC, you too. - What's up, baby?
βͺ Uh, okay βͺ βͺ I'm like, slick wood,
hot **** these *** βͺ βͺ Your *** look like
a bootleg Amber Rose βͺ βͺ And, DC, I know you been naughty βͺ βͺ You shoulda asked Santa
for some meat on your body βͺ - Oh.
- Wow. - You got me (beep) up.
- Hold up. Wait a minute. (beep) that. Listen. Listen. βͺ You leave me no choice βͺ βͺ You need to ask Santa
for another voice βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) - I got your back. I
got your ba
ck, Justina. Hold on, DC. You can't talk to her like that. - She came at me. She came at me. βͺ I can't even fake it βͺ βͺ Your mama (beep) stinks βͺ βͺ She left her cookie at the door βͺ βͺ And even Santa didn't take it βͺ - [Crowd] Oh! - Guess what. Listen. βͺ (beep) all that and
(beep) how you live βͺ βͺ Santa, I live in the hood βͺ βͺ You ain't never came to my crib βͺ What my gift say? What my gift say? - Hold on.
- Come here, Vick. You ain't finna do me like that, Vick. βͺ I heard what you talking βͺ βͺ I
heard what you said βͺ βͺ All that talking
about Nick Cannon head βͺ βͺ Now when I rap, I make
the haters go to bed βͺ βͺ And look, you used to look
like that before the dreads βͺ (crowd cheering and laughing) βͺ Yeah βͺ βͺ Hey, DC look like that friend
you let sleep on your couch βͺ βͺ Then kick him out βͺ βͺ For stealing Xbox games out your house βͺ βͺ I can't blame you though βͺ βͺ I mean, your face ain't your fault βͺ βͺ You a grown up Bebe's Kid βͺ βͺ You a Bebe's Adult βͺ (buzzer blaring) He lost. That's why the
(beep) mad. βͺ DC βͺ βͺ My name is Chico Bean βͺ
βͺ Yeah βͺ βͺ I said something about you earlier βͺ βͺ But you know you my G βͺ βͺ I got nothing else to say βͺ βͺ Just wanna let you know I agree βͺ βͺ That dude sitting right there βͺ βͺ Look just like a ***** broccoli tree βͺ βͺ Hey ***** broccoli tree βͺ - No, I know. No, I know.
- What? βͺ You rap about me βͺ βͺ Listen, who does that βͺ βͺ He look like Cynthia off Rugrats βͺ βͺ Cynthia from Rugrats βͺ βͺ Cynthia from Rugrats βͺ βͺ Hey, uh, yeah, talking about whoa βͺ - Hol
d up. Let me get Justina ***. Listen. βͺ You picked on me all last season, yes βͺ βͺ And you were saying
(beep) for no reason βͺ βͺ Now last year, you
called me a toothpick βͺ βͺ And, girl, that sting βͺ βͺ But your voice sound
like the little man βͺ βͺ From Lord of the Rings βͺ (crowd cheering)
(DC grunting) - Okay.
(DC screaming) βͺ Look, you talk about my voice βͺ βͺ So now I gotta do you βͺ βͺ But why your head look
like a dirty shower loofah βͺ βͺ You've been gone, DC βͺ βͺ I'ma cut to the chase βͺ βͺ Meet Funny
Mike 'cause
you have been replaced βͺ - Boy, bring that ***
here. (beep) you, man. - DC, you don't want any sense. Jump your skinny *** over there too. βͺ Hold up, stop, I'm Cupid βͺ βͺ You said don't shoot, but he
really don't like your music βͺ Okay, boy. (bell dinging)
(DC hollering) βͺ Hey, boo βͺ βͺ Chance, you the man,
and they don't compare βͺ βͺ You do good for the community
and you ain't scared βͺ βͺ You give away money,
so I know you care βͺ βͺ Give some to DC βͺ βͺ TRL went off-air βͺ - Ooh!
- Oh! - Y
eah, he need a check.
- Hold up, hold up, hold up. βͺ You got on a red waist trainer βͺ βͺ I ain't ever seen that βͺ βͺ Real talk, listen, and I mean that βͺ βͺ Look, I'ma tell you, it looking scary βͺ βͺ You look like a nasty *** strawberry βͺ - Strawberry.
βͺ I'm talking about βͺ βͺ That (beep) at the bottom of the bag βͺ (buzzer blaring)
βͺ With a body βͺ βͺ You wishing you never had βͺ βͺ I'm rapping on this beat
with your bald-headed *** βͺ βͺ And you be hating on whatever
'cause you really trash βͺ βͺ And you ai
n't never had no job βͺ βͺ You been hating on the
Red and the Black Squad βͺ βͺ Every time you wanna rap
(beep) take a nap (beep) βͺ βͺ It's time, man, look,
don't give me that (beep) βͺ βͺ 'Cause I don't (beep) with you βͺ βͺ Nick don't (beep) with you βͺ βͺ Listen, you like Cliff Huxtable βͺ - [Crowd] Oh! βͺ You was good βͺ βͺ But then your ***
going back to the hood βͺ (creed cheering)
βͺ Walking *** βͺ βͺ Walking *** βͺ (bell ringing)
βͺ Walking *** βͺ βͺ Walking *** βͺ βͺ For years, I've been
putting food in y'all m
outh βͺ βͺ I don't really care about the 85 South βͺ βͺ 'Cause I'ma let you know βͺ βͺ Don't bite the hand that feed ya βͺ βͺ 'Cause (beep) next season,
I don't really need you βͺ - Oh!
(bell dinging) - Ooh.
- Since you said that, look. βͺ Now you said that
you was gonna fire us βͺ βͺ And I need for you to know βͺ βͺ If you fire me, him, and him βͺ βͺ Guess what, ain't nobody
finna watch this show βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) Real talk. βͺ Cut the beat, you know what I mean? βͺ βͺ Your teeth so small, them
th
ings look like sunflower seeds βͺ I don't give a (beep).
(bell dinging) βͺ DC going against me,
I'm alive and swell βͺ βͺ You so skinny, you
hopped out the shower βͺ βͺ And was dry as hell βͺ - Come back in here. I'm on your ***. Yeah. Y'all don't know. When you touch him, he make sound effects. Bloop, bloop, pop. (DC chuckling)
(buzzer blaring) I wasn't... (beep) move.
(crowd cheering) (crowd cheering) Oh, hold up. βͺ Seem like you got some
nerve all of a sudden βͺ βͺ Every (beep) show you (beep) up βͺ βͺ
And all you gotta do is press a button βͺ βͺ I don't see no songs βͺ βͺ Nick song, Nick song,
there go another Nick song βͺ βͺ Uh-Oh, look like you need
to hop off a (beep) on βͺ βͺ Hey, you done been on TV for years βͺ βͺ Yeah, that's true βͺ βͺ But how does it feel
to be on television βͺ βͺ And this all you do βͺ (buzzer blaring)
(air horns honking) (bell ringing)
(crowd cheering) - Get up outta here.
- Some old *** chains. Come here, Akon. βͺ There's something you need to know βͺ βͺ There's something you need
to know βͺ βͺ I wanna go to Africa so bad βͺ βͺ When you gonna let me go βͺ That (beep) for real.
(crowd laughing) I wanna go.
(buzzer blaring) βͺ I'm speechless βͺ
(bell ringing) - Everybody.
- Cut that beat, man, ain't nobody wanna (beep) that. What up, B?
(B scatting) What up, B?
(B scatting) - Talk your (beep). - I'm trying to tell you.
- Talk your (beep). Talk your (beep). - Oh hell no.
- Talk it. Talk it, D.
- Hell no. - (beep) put her ******* in my hand. (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) (crowd la
ughing)
(DC screaming) βͺ Now listen, what I'm about
to say might hurt your pride βͺ βͺ But this how you dress when
you can't find your clothes βͺ βͺ And your Uber outside βͺ (crowd cheering) βͺ I think it's funny you made music, DC βͺ βͺ I also think it's pretty
funny no one bought your CDs βͺ βͺ When it comes to your career,
you should just give it up βͺ βͺ 'Cause your music worse than Justina βͺ βͺ And Justina music sucks βͺ βͺ Hold up, what'd he try to sew βͺ βͺ Why you sound like a mosquito βͺ I don't know wha
t the
(beep) that (beep) said. All I heard was (imitates
mosquito buzzing). - DC, hold up.
- What'd he say? Said (imitates mosquito buzzing). βͺ DC, hold up, hold up βͺ βͺ DC, you my guy, but I
still gotta bark at you βͺ βͺ Dressed like some leftover barbecue βͺ βͺ Barbecue, please don't lie βͺ βͺ Your hair look like curly fries βͺ βͺ That's true βͺ βͺ But I still look better than you βͺ βͺ Little cheese and (beep) βͺ βͺ Oh βͺ βͺ Big C and (beep) βͺ
βͺ Oh (beep) βͺ βͺ Don't want smoke (beep) βͺ βͺ You the joke old (beep
) βͺ βͺ Oh, I got one that's colder βͺ βͺ You have big *** shoulders βͺ - Hold on.
(DC screaming) - Big Mack. Come here, Big Mack. βͺ Now, listen, Big Mack, hee βͺ βͺ You will never have a six-pack, hee βͺ βͺ One, two, three, four βͺ βͺ You got belly rolls βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ Okay, I said, DC, you
know I like the action βͺ βͺ And you look like an
undercooked Michael Blackson βͺ - I'm like a cooked what? βͺ Undercooked Michael Blackson βͺ βͺ Guess what, you are
some nacho, please, hey βͺ βͺ Mixed wit
h some broccoli, hey βͺ βͺ You want a powdered green, hey βͺ - Hold up. βͺ I said I'm gonna come through βͺ - Uh.
βͺ You know I damage you βͺ βͺ Who the hell dressed you βͺ βͺ Like a strip club manager βͺ (bell dinging) - Who look like a strip club manager? What you laughing at, ugly *** boy? Now listen, Travis, look. βͺ Now I don't wanna style with ya, look βͺ βͺ And I don't wanna get wild with ya βͺ βͺ I'm too ready, my bars heavy βͺ βͺ You look like a fake Machine Gun Kelly βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ
Yo, I hate to do it,
because I love Young Fly βͺ βͺ But why the (beep) did MTV
let you remake How High βͺ (Nick laughing)
- Oh! βͺ 'Cause listen close βͺ βͺ You little ***** βͺ βͺ This is Wild 'N Out βͺ βͺ This a Black show (beep) βͺ βͺ This is not Jersey Shore, okay βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ I must say my trip to
the A has been exquisite βͺ βͺ I got to meet the GEICO
Caveman and the lizard βͺ - Oh!
- Ooh. Oh. And he walked away on
'em. Walked away on 'em. βͺ Let me tell you why
they call me a wizard
βͺ βͺ Don't push me βͺ βͺ 'Cause I zip, zop, zwap
on your mama's (beep) βͺ (crowd laughing)
- I got him, Trav. βͺ Hey, yo, DC, yo βͺ βͺ DC, it's easy to catch you slipping βͺ βͺ You're so slim, when you swim βͺ βͺ You're always skinny dipping βͺ βͺ You up here with a
body made of gelatin βͺ βͺ Your *** look like a
chocolate-covered skeleton βͺ (crowd laughing) - Listen here.
(buzzer blaring) All right, check this out. βͺ Listen, Justina βͺ βͺ I'm tired, girl βͺ βͺ Don't play with me βͺ βͺ Your *** so **** white, you lo
ok like βͺ βͺ The little skrip in the
middle of the skreet βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ That's (beep) up βͺ βͺ You need to take that to the room βͺ βͺ Your arm got these
little things on 'em βͺ βͺ Yeah what, supersonic gonna say vroom βͺ (crowd laughing)
βͺ And you out the βͺ (buzzer blaring)
What? βͺ I'm so tired of your *** βͺ βͺ Boy, this (beep) so cold βͺ βͺ I don't even think you
be hearing the jokes βͺ βͺ 'Cause my (beep) you so old βͺ βͺ Now hold up βͺ
(bell ringing) βͺ Now back to you, ooh βͺ βͺ Now list
en here βͺ βͺ (beep) hold up βͺ βͺ Everybody on this
show ain't know trick βͺ βͺ But guess what, I (beep) with you βͺ βͺ 'Cause you the only (beep)
that can call a ***** a ***** βͺ (bell ringing)
(crowd cheering) βͺ Let me cut this squad quickly, I said βͺ βͺ B. Simone with that
hair, we can't believe βͺ βͺ I told you to hold your horses βͺ βͺ And you grabbed your weave βͺ βͺ And, Royce, what the hell βͺ βͺ I'm cooking this vet βͺ βͺ Call me T.I. the way I
keep this ***** in check βͺ βͺ And, DC, you ain't something ins
ane βͺ βͺ You look like a pubic hair
that got stuck in the drain βͺ - Ooh, talk to him.
- Hold up, hold up, hold up. Don't do that. Stop, you got something? Stop that (beep). (crowd cheering)
βͺ (beep) talking to me βͺ βͺ All them bars you just
spit was wack, though βͺ βͺ Nick, what's up my (beep) βͺ βͺ You hired all these white folks βͺ βͺ I thought this was a Black show βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ DC βͺ βͺ DC's so mad, boy, take a vacation βͺ βͺ This is Season 15, gentrification βͺ - Hell yeah.
- Hold
up. Hold up, hold up. Hold up.
- We love white people. βͺ Matt, I know you ain't talking βͺ βͺ Let's go ahead and
set this thing clear βͺ βͺ (beep) your *** got fired βͺ βͺ What the (beep) are you doing here βͺ (crowd laughing)
- Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. βͺ You think I got fired,
but that ain't legit βͺ βͺ Like Royce's barber, I said I quit βͺ βͺ Well, ha-ha, he said he quit βͺ βͺ That sound kinda funny βͺ βͺ The (beep) back βͺ βͺ I guess he needed more money βͺ - Okay, one more, one more,
one more, one more, o
ne more. Okay, one more. All right. - Ding, ding, ding,
ding, ding, ding, ding. - No, no, no, no, no, no. βͺ You say I need money,
maybe that's true βͺ βͺ But at least I didn't do How High 2 βͺ (crowd laughing)
- Ding, ding. βͺ Why are you talking about my
white brother getting fired βͺ βͺ Yeah, that's something we can tell βͺ βͺ He got fired from Wild 'N Out βͺ βͺ That ain't as bad as
getting fired from TRL βͺ - Ooh.
(crowd laughing) - Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
- Hold on. Wait a minute. βͺ This (beep) r
ight here finna hurt βͺ βͺ Sorry, white boy βͺ βͺ They got rid of his *** first βͺ (crowd cheering)
- They both got fired. They both got fired.
(air horns honking) βͺ Look, don't lie βͺ βͺ Uh-Huh, we on fire βͺ βͺ Tell him your hair gonna look βͺ βͺ Better than Mariah βͺ (bell dinging) βͺ Hold on my (beep) βͺ βͺ Let me tell you this βͺ
βͺ Yeah βͺ βͺ Trinidad look like a hood genie βͺ βͺ And you only got one wish βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ Well, if he only got wish βͺ βͺ I'ma let you know βͺ βͺ We gonna wish that
Nick
Cannon music can go Gold βͺ - I wish.
- The wish is granted. It did.
- (beep). In 1999!
(crowd laughing) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Boy, he going crazy βͺ βͺ Yo, he can't get a feature
from that (beep) Morray βͺ βͺ DC, what you gotta say βͺ βͺ He think your (beep) is way played βͺ βͺ And I'ma tell you like
this, I'm a juicer βͺ βͺ Matter of fact, you
need to get in the gym βͺ βͺ Like you used to βͺ - Oh.
- Okay. - Oh.
- Okay. - Don't let him talk to you, DC. - Listen. βͺ I'm in the kitchen,
uh-huh, here's the ketch
up βͺ βͺ You already know, uh-uh,
now don't get wet up βͺ βͺ Listen, I ain't Dijon βͺ βͺ Listen, I ain't mustard βͺ βͺ (beep) I don't wanna
do a verse with you βͺ βͺ You fake *** Ruben Studdard βͺ (beep) is wrong with you? - Let me talk to skinny Wesley
Snipes, AKA Razor Blade. Let me talk to you, man. - I'm about to get in your ah.
- You about to get- βͺ Check this out, right βͺ βͺ Listen βͺ βͺ Listen, you already
know I'm a rap star βͺ βͺ (beep) you already
know I'm a trap star βͺ βͺ Now go ahead, let me
go ahead
and finish βͺ βͺ Justina, you look like a bottle βͺ βͺ Of mayonnaise with strawberries in it βͺ βͺ Now listen βͺ (DJ D-Wrek laughing)
(bell ringing) (crowd cheering) βͺ DC is looking on Jersey Rock βͺ βͺ That DC stands for Dirty (beep) βͺ βͺ Justina, we in your city βͺ βͺ And you rough just like your ******* βͺ - Uh-huh.
βͺ You the only girl βͺ βͺ That gave me kitty βͺ βͺ But listen, when you hire white girls βͺ βͺ Make sure that they are pretty βͺ (crowd cheering)
- He did with me. - Uh-huh. You good, you good, Madd
y. You good, Maddy. βͺ You said I'm not
pretty, well I'ma dash βͺ βͺ If I'm not pretty,
DC, why did you smash βͺ βͺ You liked it, you on your white (beep) βͺ βͺ You went down, called me a
bike, and then you ride it βͺ βͺ You liked it, you on your white (beep) βͺ βͺ Went down like a dirt bike and ride it βͺ - Oh.
(bell ringing) βͺ I ain't gonna lie, I'm
smelling what you're selling βͺ βͺ But we on national television, girl βͺ βͺ Yes we (beep) but why are you telling βͺ (crowd cheering) - 'Cause I thought they shou
ld know. - Kid 'n.
βͺ Hold up βͺ βͺ Nick really got y'all tricked βͺ βͺ Having babies by a rapper with no hits βͺ βͺ You know I love you βͺ βͺ And I hope we didn't go too far βͺ βͺ It ain't nothing to be scared of βͺ βͺ It ain't like you
were turning any bars βͺ - Oh.
- Facts. You're on my team. - Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Hold up, hold up, hold up. - Cut the beat?
- Yeah, cut that (beep) off. - Cut the beat.
- Ain't nobody wanna hear that (beep). βͺ Listen, Kid 'n Play,
it's finna get wicked βͺ βͺ Now what y'all
did back in
the day, we'll never forget it βͺ βͺ It was stupid tremendous, I
hope that you're listening βͺ βͺ Now I'm in House Party,
that's a beautiful vision βͺ βͺ Now what y'all did, yeah,
I'ma carry the mission βͺ βͺ I just wanna pay my respect
'cause (beep) we winning βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Ooh, good one. - That was the most gangster
compliment I ever heard. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Now listen here, you know
I'm with the New School βͺ βͺ Once again, you know
we playing too cool βͺ βͺ Yeah, uh-huh, we hot as a sau
na βͺ βͺ And look at your outfit,
make me wanna go watch Moana βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) - Wait, wait, wait. βͺ DC, DC, why you come at me βͺ βͺ You're supposed to be
my little brother, man βͺ βͺ How you gonna flee βͺ βͺ And then try to run
off like you's a ski βͺ βͺ Don't this (beep) hair
look like some regular weed βͺ - Oh, oh, oh, hold on. Okay. βͺ You talking about my hair, hold up βͺ βͺ You built like a nasty Fruit Roll-Up βͺ (crowd cheering) - Wait, hold up, hold up. Wait, hold up. βͺ Fruit Roll-Up
, dog, you don't want it βͺ βͺ These chains so small βͺ βͺ Ain't they supposed
to have candy on it βͺ (Nick laughing)
- Hey, hold on. Wait a minute, I'm out.
- 'Cause he's skinny. - Okay, okay, okay, okay. βͺ You know what, uh-huh βͺ βͺ This a little trick βͺ βͺ Talking about candy, this
taste like your (beep) βͺ - Whoa.
- Whoa, stand up. βͺ Yo, yo, yo, stay down there βͺ βͺ Do that for me, DC, please βͺ βͺ You know you used to
being on your knees βͺ - Oh! βͺ You know what, I hear what you saying βͺ βͺ Yes, I'm use
d to being on my knees βͺ βͺ Because (beep) I be praying βͺ (bell ringing)
(crowd cheering) βͺ Jump in it, you already
know, 'cause I'm cooler βͺ βͺ Yeah, you know, get in the medulla βͺ βͺ I hate your hair, I
just hate your hair βͺ βͺ I don't like your hair,
why it look like that there βͺ βͺ Talking about that
big, that ain't right βͺ βͺ Your career like her wig,
it ain't strapped up tight βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) - Aw. - Tell me more of the same.
- There you go. (bell ringing)
(crowd cheering) Yo,
DJ D-Wrek, what happened, D-Wrek? - Yo, you know I gotta give
it to DC and the New School. Make some noise, y'all.
(crowd cheering) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Everybody say βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yeah, we all know that
you are hot (beep) βͺ βͺ But everybody know that I gotta finish βͺ βͺ And matter of fact,
you don't pop triggers βͺ βͺ And matter of fact,
your (beep) is pop illa βͺ βͺ Because we all team,
we all on the show βͺ βͺ And they (beep) everybody
'bout a week ago βͺ βͺ But everybody wanna
know where
that hat go βͺ Where the hat in the music video? We're still trying to figure it out. βͺ Yo, you know my name Shmurda βͺ βͺ You know I'm on that hot (beep) βͺ βͺ I just did it big, I'm
ready to pop (beep) βͺ βͺ And shorty with me,
and she got her ******* βͺ βͺ And she bouncing βͺ βͺ And if you ain't a (beep)
get up out my trap up βͺ βͺ I don't know what I'm saying βͺ βͺ I'm just about to pass out βͺ βͺ I don't know what I'm saying βͺ βͺ I'm just about to pass out βͺ βͺ I'm just about to pass out βͺ βͺ Homie, get some c
ash out βͺ βͺ I just need the ride stopped βͺ βͺ I had trouble, but that's out βͺ - Stop, before you pass out.
(crowd cheering) βͺ I see success in my reach βͺ βͺ Gotta get back on my feet βͺ βͺ Rap in the West, but I
got respect on the East βͺ βͺ Ready for war with the beast βͺ βͺ Ain't no surrendering,
ain't no retreat βͺ βͺ Killer, murder the beat
and get back to my skrilla βͺ βͺ Show me, be realer βͺ βͺ I go gorilla, tell me blow
the pill, it ain't marvelous βͺ βͺ How I market this βͺ βͺ Come back at the game
with
the hardest (beep) βͺ - Whoa.
- Wow. - Oh, oh.
- Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek. - Yeah.
- May you kindly remove the instrumental please? Thank you. Let me get Justina. βͺ Listen, Justina, you went on
Chico and Karlous' podcast βͺ βͺ You keep telling them lies βͺ βͺ You don't deserve to be on 85 South βͺ βͺ Just 'cause you went south on 85 guys βͺ βͺ You banged βͺ
(bell dinging) βͺ Hey, yo, you banged DC βͺ βͺ E-Man, you brought it further βͺ βͺ There's beef in your
buns, it's not a burger βͺ βͺ You let the little homie kill
your box βͺ βͺ That's a Bobby Shmurda βͺ - Oh! - Hold on, now wait, wait.
- Wait, wait. - Okay, all right, all right.
- You might wanna take it. Take it.
- Yo. βͺ Con, kill, I'm gunning 'em βͺ βͺ Let me get to shunning 'em βͺ βͺ How does it feel to know
I went down on 85 guys βͺ βͺ And you'll never be one of them βͺ (bell ringing) βͺ And, Bobby, I really hate your hoodie βͺ βͺ But I still wanna know βͺ βͺ Is you gonna Shmurda this (beep) βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Got aggressive. - Hold on, wait, wait. I
just gotta
say one thing. - Uh-huh. βͺ Charron just went crazy βͺ βͺ Bro, you was clowning βͺ βͺ You gave me credit for killing the box βͺ βͺ But I ain't gonna lie βͺ βͺ That (beep) was dead when I found it βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) - New School is going crazy. It's kinda obvious. It's kinda obvious. DJ D-Wrek, let 'em know. - I gotta give that to the New School. Make some noise for the New School, y'all. (crowd cheering) - DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ
I'm the magnificent, ripping (beep) βͺ βͺ Off the top like
ceiling, so significant βͺ βͺ Doing this, all smoke, cigarettes βͺ βͺ We gonna wanna get it in βͺ βͺ I'm so gifted, man βͺ βͺ And, Hannah, you could
be the number one fan βͺ βͺ Get a membership βͺ (crowd cheering) - All right, all right. DJ, cut the beat.
(music whirring) βͺ You better watch what you
say and give me some space βͺ βͺ Before I Chris Rock you βͺ βͺ And leave some Fresh
Prince on your face βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Ooh. βͺ I had something for you,
and you might be confused βͺ βͺ Oh, here it is, condoms,
something you never use βͺ - Oh.
- Go hard. - She came, she heard that-
βͺ She came up in here βͺ βͺ Spit ripping and had props too βͺ βͺ Hell yeah, I use these (beep)
if I could use 'em with you βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) βͺ Con, I know short jokes are very mean βͺ βͺ But let's be real,
what's a pawn to a queen βͺ - Ooh.
- Oh. - Speak about it.
- 'Cause pawns are little. βͺ After this, this gonna
be the biggest meme βͺ βͺ So (beep) it, I'm
about
to switch teams βͺ βͺ Big Mack, I think you're really witty βͺ βͺ You got great jokes, big
rhymes, and bigger ******* βͺ - Oh.
(crowd cheering) - Wait a minute, wait a minute. No, no, no. Take your *** back over there. βͺ When white girls talk, I
don't hear nothing they saying βͺ βͺ And looking at you in the face βͺ βͺ You look like Shawn Wayans βͺ (crowd laughing)
- Oh! βͺ I'm talking all this (beep) βͺ βͺ I hope that you get this βͺ βͺ You can only play both sides βͺ βͺ Because of your white privilege βͺ (crowd
cheering) - Whoa.
- Facts. βͺ I know you got the beat βͺ βͺ But they call you Big Mack βͺ βͺ Because you are what you eat βͺ - Ooh.
βͺ Hey, I am what I eat βͺ βͺ That is true βͺ βͺ I eat a lot of (beep)
but I won't eat you βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Bring the beat back! βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
- All right. βͺ Look, Nick, I'm tired of the gossip βͺ βͺ If you click your heels three times βͺ βͺ You'll be back in the projects βͺ βͺ Look at them boots, dang βͺ βͺ Them them joints that started the beef βͺ βͺ Between Russia a
nd the Ukraine βͺ - Oh!
(buzzer blaring) - All right. βͺ And you know you like Kris
Kross but you got wish-washed βͺ βͺ Everybody know I'm about
to have you stuffed βͺ βͺ You could be Kris Kross
but your fat *** can't jump βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Hold on, man. βͺ Nick, I can tell you getting old βͺ βͺ You got on no shirt and a coat βͺ βͺ (beep) is you hot or cold βͺ (crowd laughing) βͺ Yo, I like what you did βͺ βͺ Am I hot or you cold βͺ βͺ But you so confused βͺ βͺ We don't know (beep)
are you young or you old βͺ -
Hold on. Wait a minute. Hold on, timeout.
- Oh! - That was a good one.
That was a good one. βͺ Gotta come back, one more year βͺ βͺ I know he's Special Ed βͺ βͺ But so is y'all team if
y'all think y'all gonna win βͺ - Ah, ah, ah.
- That's an eh. (buzzer blaring)
- Talk to 'em, OG. βͺ I don't know Bobb'e J
what you take me for βͺ βͺ But you like three-feet-four βͺ βͺ You need to go out the door βͺ βͺ You got to try again, bring your men βͺ βͺ Bring anybody you want, we
can do this again and again βͺ βͺ And again,
again βͺ
βͺ And again βͺ βͺ And again βͺ
βͺ And again, again βͺ βͺ And again and again βͺ βͺ First of all, Special
Ed, I love your song βͺ βͺ But you the sixth member, nothing bone βͺ (crowd laughing) βͺ And you the eighth member, fat bone βͺ (Con laughing) βͺ And I tore your mother backbone βͺ βͺ Especially when I came back home βͺ βͺ I cut throat βͺ βͺ I shoot this one and that dome βͺ βͺ Your hat gone βͺ βͺ And then I put your (beep) back on βͺ βͺ Watch your mouth βͺ
βͺ Yo, put your mask on βͺ (crowd cheering) - Put your
mask on. Don't you disrespect me.
(bell ringing) (crowd cheering) D-Wrek, you saw the whole thing. - Yo, Hannah, you did your thing, but I gotta give it to the Old School. Make some noise for the Old School, y'all. βͺ Old School βͺ - [Nick] I'll go first. Say it with us, y'all. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Say it with us, y'all βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Blame it on the juice βͺ βͺ Blame it on Patron βͺ βͺ Blame it on the Zay βͺ βͺ Got me in the zone βͺ βͺ Blame it on that
Marsai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai βͺ βͺ Blame it on that
Marsa
i-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai βͺ βͺ But I'm not gonna play,
came here to celebrate βͺ βͺ The way you elevate,
queen, you super straight βͺ βͺ And matter of fact, I'm
giving you your flowers βͺ βͺ For hours and hours, you
know you got the power, hey βͺ (crowd cheering)
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ - [Nick] I'm being nice. βͺ I'm glad I'm on your show
to tie up some loose ends βͺ βͺ Ends βͺ βͺ Yeah, I would've been here sooner βͺ βͺ But I'm too busy producing βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
- I'm busy too. I'm busy too. - I mean.
- They didn't cancel
all my shows.
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Now listen here, you know
I'm with the New School βͺ βͺ Once again, you know
we're playing too cool βͺ βͺ Yeah, uh-huh, we hot as a sauna βͺ βͺ And look at your outfit,
make me wanna go watch Moana βͺ (crowd laughing)
- Hold on, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. βͺ DC, DC, why you come at me βͺ βͺ You're supposed to be
my little brother, man βͺ βͺ How you gonna flee βͺ βͺ And then try to run
off like you's a ski βͺ βͺ Don't this (beep) hair
look like some regular weed βͺ
(crowd laughing)
- Oh, oh. Hold on, hold on. βͺ You talking about my hair, hold up βͺ βͺ You're built like a
nasty Fruit Roll-Up βͺ (crowd laughing)
- wait, wait, hold up. Hold up, wait, hold up. βͺ Fruit Roll-Up, dog, you don't want it βͺ βͺ These chains so small βͺ βͺ Ain't they supposed
to have candy on it βͺ - Hey, hold on. Wait a minute.
- 'Cause he's skinny. - I'm out.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay. βͺ You know what, uh-huh,
this a little trick βͺ βͺ Talking about candy, this
taste like your (beep) βͺ - Whoa
.
- Whoa, stand up. βͺ Yo, yo, yo, stay down there βͺ βͺ Come on, DC, please βͺ βͺ (beep) you know you used
to being on your knees βͺ - Oh!
(bell dinging) βͺ You know what, I hear what you saying βͺ βͺ Yes, I'm used to being on my knees βͺ βͺ Because (beep) I be praying βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell ringing) - All right, DJ D-Wrek,
you in control, man. Make some sense outta this. - I'm gonna have to give
that to the New School. So make some noise for the New School. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Y
o, Coco Jones, you know I'm a fan βͺ βͺ And I'ma still real back
'cause I'm a respectful man βͺ βͺ And I'ma direct respect all my queens βͺ βͺ And I'ma step back and
let Hitman do his thing βͺ βͺ Go βͺ βͺ Y'all be killing me βͺ βͺ I'm a president like Bill βͺ βͺ That's why I'm looking for Hillary βͺ βͺ Hey, Santwon, that's a no-no βͺ βͺ I'm O.T. Genasis, I'm
in love with the Coco βͺ βͺ I'm in love with the Coco βͺ βͺ I'm in love with the Coco βͺ βͺ Hey, hey, hey, hey, what's good βͺ βͺ It's Coco, and I'm about to go loco
βͺ βͺ Your team ain't coming up with (beep) βͺ βͺ I got 'em in a choke hold βͺ βͺ Yeah, yeah, it's really not fair βͺ βͺ You dress like a peacock,
but this ain't Bel-Air βͺ - Oh!
- Whoa! βͺ Wildstyle, I never leave βͺ βͺ I asked him why his
stomach was so swole βͺ βͺ He said he got stung
by some Applebee's βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) - [Nick] He got stung by Applebee's. βͺ He walked in the precinct,
they said I like this guy βͺ βͺ We can give him a job as a private eye βͺ (crowd laughing)
βͺ Don't try me, s
ucka βͺ βͺ I can tell your favorite R&B
group is The Isley Brothers βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell ringing) - Come on, Justina. You ready? You ready? Listen. βͺ Won't be no stroking βͺ βͺ I'd rather use my lotion βͺ (crowd laughing)
(buzzer blaring) - That was it? - That was it. That's all I had. - Talk your (beep), Justina.
(bell dinging) - Well, we may as well cut the beat. (music whirring) βͺ Hey, yo, Santwon, we
all know you the type βͺ βͺ To go and give your man top βͺ βͺ You be holding (beep) so much βͺ βͺ I
bet your favorite movie is Handcock βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ And Jess Hilarious, now
you got your booty done βͺ βͺ Before it was only flat jeans βͺ βͺ Now your *** got two shots
like the COVID vaccine βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ And you, with all this fake weave βͺ βͺ Somebody tell this kid chill βͺ βͺ It's ironic that you Jewish
but none of your hair is real βͺ - Oh!
- Ooh! - Hey, let her go.
- ****. - Hold up.
- Hey. βͺ Hey, he wants to be a
rapper, but this guy's doomed βͺ βͺ The game
ain't easy for a blind dude βͺ βͺ 'Cause he can't even
upload his music on iTunes βͺ - Hey! βͺ I mean, your life's ruined βͺ βͺ You won't have a wedding βͺ βͺ And you won't find a bride too βͺ βͺ 'Cause you could never find a woman βͺ βͺ To say I do βͺ
- Ooh. βͺ And, Nick, you got so many baby moms βͺ βͺ It's still crazy βͺ βͺ Makes sense we're in Atlanta βͺ βͺ 'Cause the amount of
kids he has is Ludacris βͺ βͺ And in the near Future
he'll have another Lil Baby βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) βͺ That's why we send
our white boy βͺ - Yo, DJ D-Wrek, who won, man? - I gotta give that to the New School. Make some noise.
(crowd cheering) βͺ Say it with 'em, y'all βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Okay, I'll go first βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Like this, in West Philadelphia,
he was born and raised βͺ βͺ But this is ATL, shorty
about to catch this fade βͺ βͺ Yo, back in the day,
yo, I used to be there βͺ βͺ They used to call me
the next Will Smith βͺ βͺ It wasn't fair βͺ βͺ But you know what, now
I'm a real true player βͺ βͺ And they call me the
Fre
sh Prince of Everywhere βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) - Fresh Prince of Everywhere, what? βͺ Hey, yo, my name Bari Banks βͺ βͺ Yeah, I might be a handful βͺ βͺ Yeah, Nick, I'm glad you're here βͺ βͺ 'Cause I heard your talk
show getting canceled βͺ - Oh!
(bell dinging) - Hold on. All right, all right. βͺ Yo, yo, you thought
just said some (beep) βͺ βͺ But that was just a dud βͺ βͺ Matter of fact, I'ma
show you to the exit cous βͺ βͺ Because everybody knows
you the next to flub βͺ βͺ Because everybody saw you
(beep) up on The Breakfast Club βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) - [Jabari] We got
something written for you. - We had something written down. - My man Jazz gonna help me out. Let's go.
- He had to go to the notes. βͺ When we step into a room,
people stop and stare βͺ βͺ I'm Will βͺ
βͺ I'm Jazz in the new Bel-Air βͺ βͺ So what, it got a little drama βͺ βͺ Yeah, y'all used to that βͺ (crowd laughing)
(buzzer blaring) βͺ That was wack βͺ βͺ That was wack βͺ βͺ That was wack βͺ βͺ That was wack βͺ βͺ Hold up, hold
up βͺ βͺ You reading off that βͺ βͺ What is that, a letter βͺ βͺ Fake *** Salt-N-Pepa, get it together βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) βͺ Hold up, what you standing there βͺ βͺ Hold up, what you stepping up for βͺ βͺ Yo, face of a Pit Bull,
body of a Shih Tzu βͺ βͺ Get outta here, I might kick you βͺ - Whoa, whoa.
- Hold up. Hold up, hold up.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, DJ D-Wrek (beep) that beat. I don't like it. Cut it off.
(air horn honking) Wait a minute. Time out. βͺ Pillsbury Doughboy body βͺ βͺ You up here
looking real soft to me βͺ βͺ You so fat, that when
you step on the scale βͺ βͺ That (beep) like (beep)
get the (beep) off of me βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) - Hey, hey, hey. βͺ Watch your mouth, little boy βͺ βͺ You probably can't even save your vows βͺ βͺ With this lumberjack joint on βͺ βͺ You look like the Bounty man βͺ βͺ On a little bit of paper towel βͺ (all laughing)
(bell dinging) - Hold up, hold up. βͺ You better watch your mouth, Clips βͺ βͺ Talking 'bout Bobb'e βͺ βͺ Looking like you on some bubbl
egum βͺ βͺ And you, you fake DJ Khaled βͺ βͺ When you go to Subway, you
be like, make another one βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell ringing) - Hold on, Peezy got something to say. Peezy got something to say. βͺ Oh yeah, man βͺ βͺ You know I'm on Wild 'N Out,
so I'm about to get paid βͺ βͺ Hey, you wrong βͺ βͺ You look like Uncle Phil
but you got Xzibit braids βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell ringing) - DJ D-Wrek, tell 'em who won. - I gotta give that to the New School. Make some noise for the New School, y'all. βͺ Wildstyle
βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ A'ight, a'ight βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Everybody say it βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yo, Symba, remember,
you finna be dinner βͺ βͺ Matter of fact, we gonna swipe you βͺ βͺ Like you were the Tinder Swindler βͺ βͺ And we gonna keep on
from the beginning βͺ βͺ Brenda had a baby but I got about 80 βͺ βͺ And I'ma keep it on safety βͺ βͺ 'Cause the 380 be going so crazy βͺ βͺ But you know my freestyle
is on that next level βͺ βͺ Matter of fact, you can
see the baguette pencils βͺ βͺ In the freestyle at 'em
I'll be a
ll over the top βͺ βͺ Yeah, I'm rhyming, I'm climbing βͺ βͺ And all been sobbing βͺ βͺ Y'all make some noise for
the new Osama bin Laden βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) - Hey, yo, D-Wrek, cut the beat. I got something to say to you. βͺ You mighta seen me on TikTok βͺ βͺ I got a fan base of 20 million βͺ βͺ I should really be thanking you βͺ βͺ 'Cause over half of them
are probably your children βͺ (Nick laughing)
- Whoa. βͺ You talk a lot of (beep)
and got no security βͺ βͺ I respect it βͺ βͺ ****, you really do
do
everything unprotected βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Wow. - Let me get at Fat boy, look, come here. βͺ You came on this show not
knowing how much you make βͺ βͺ You only said yes 'cause they
said it'd be a piece of cake βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Ooh. βͺ You so skinny, you could never ride βͺ βͺ 'Cause if I bounce this
***, I'll smash your insides βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Hold on, hold on, hold on. βͺ You see, your body, it got
me puzzled like a jigsaw βͺ βͺ Is it me or do she look like βͺ βͺ A pretty *** bottle of Pepto
-Bismol βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) - Thank you, I'll take that. βͺ Thank you, I'll take that βͺ βͺ 'Cause I know I'm not a ** βͺ βͺ But **** you got a fat *** ***** *** βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) - Bring the beat back! βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yo, hey, yo, Phillip,
we know you not thugging βͺ βͺ We only mess with E-Man,
the more talented Hudson βͺ βͺ And, Pretty Vee, I
like how you animated βͺ βͺ That box ain't pretty,
it's highly contaminated βͺ βͺ And, Bobb'e, you knee-high surgery βͺ βͺ S
ay senior citizen,
body is in the nursery βͺ βͺ You looking bitter and broke βͺ βͺ How you call yourself bad boy funny βͺ βͺ But can't deliver a joke βͺ - Ooh.
(bell ringing) (crowd cheering) - DJ D-Wrek, make some sense outta this. - It was real close. But I gotta give it to the Old School. Make some noise for the Old School. - Yeah, yeah. So close.
(crowd cheering) βͺ Say it with me, y'all, Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Say it with me, y'all, Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Prove them wrong βͺ βͺ Going on and on βͺ βͺ I do t
his by the hour βͺ βͺ Matter of fact, you know
Nick Cannon got the power βͺ βͺ And you know, you
could be DC Young Flyer βͺ βͺ If you get a comb βͺ βͺ It look like this (beep)
came out the dryer βͺ The lint, the lint, the lint. The little (beep) in the dryer. βͺ Now hold up, quit βͺ βͺ Now I ain't finna let
you talk that (beep) βͺ βͺ Now everybody know your name is Nick βͺ βͺ I would say I want Mariah,
but I don't want that (beep) βͺ - Oh!
(bell dinging) - Me either.
(crowd laughing) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Holla βͺ βͺ How you feel about FatsDaBarber βͺ βͺ I'm in a bad mood, so I
might smack the barber βͺ βͺ Nah, nah, that's too easy βͺ βͺ You gotta cut the barber βͺ βͺ DC nappy-headed *** need
to attack the barber βͺ βͺ Pretty Vee sex tape
out, don't even play it βͺ βͺ Santwon hold the mic like a βͺ βͺ Whoa, don't even say it βͺ βͺ How old you think Bobb'e is βͺ βͺ About four or five with him βͺ βͺ Well, I got a four and I'ma
leave four or five in him βͺ βͺ Hold on, Hitman, he only
four but got five with
him βͺ βͺ If he got five with him βͺ βͺ Swimming pool, they all dive with him βͺ βͺ What you think about his man βͺ βͺ He got nine pies in him βͺ βͺ He got nine pies, Twinkie,
McDonald's, five with him βͺ βͺ Hold on, wait, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on βͺ βͺ Your flow go on, go
on, you look like Zohan βͺ βͺ I blow on, go on, go on βͺ βͺ I'm on proton βͺ βͺ But not for long,
yarmulke, go on, go on βͺ βͺ Hold on, wait a
minute, I said yarmulke βͺ βͺ But you white, oh, you
thought I said my (beep) βͺ βͺ And then I open
ed up my
truck like a Veronica βͺ - All right, check it out, yo, okay. βͺ Excuse me, Hitman, man,
you're hustling wrong βͺ βͺ You've been on this
show for 10 seasons βͺ βͺ No one knows one of
your songs, come on βͺ βͺ I'm killing for angles βͺ βͺ Make some noise for the guy on stage βͺ βͺ Who's a big rapper with
the skinniest ankles βͺ βͺ Charlie Clips is (beep)
money hits, you hardly miss βͺ βͺ I step to you and I look
at his chest, Marley **** βͺ βͺ Last season, he wasn't
on it, he got no checks βͺ βͺ I'd body yo
u on stage
but you have no neck βͺ (crowd cheering)
- All right, all right. Cut the beat. Cut the beat. Cut the beat. All right,
listen, listen, listen. - Come on, Justina.
βͺ Kosha βͺ βͺ You need to stick to the page. βͺ βͺ It's crazy βͺ βͺ You're named after a pickle βͺ βͺ But you got the smallest
(beep) on the stage βͺ βͺ And, you, I love the way you talk βͺ βͺ And the accent that you speak with βͺ βͺ It's funny your name is Fireboy βͺ βͺ 'Cause you burned every (beep) βͺ βͺ That you sleep with βͺ (crowd cheering
)
(bell ringing) - Yo, DJ D-Wrek, make
some sense outta this. - The only thing that makes
sense is for the Old School to have won this one. Make some noise for the Old School. - Old School!
(crowd cheering) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ We all said we gotta stop Asian hate βͺ βͺ They ain't say I couldn't
have a Asian mate βͺ βͺ I'm trying to take you on a Asian date βͺ βͺ And put my whole face
in your Asian plate βͺ - Woo!
- Whoa. - The Asian plate. It's my Asian plate. - Wow.
- Asian plate. - Listen, listen, first
of
all, it's an honor to be here, first of all. βͺ 'Cause to me, Wild 'N Out βͺ βͺ Is kinda like the Oprah Show maybe βͺ βͺ Every woman in here
is leaving with a baby βͺ - You too.
- You get a baby. You get a baby.
- You get a baby. You get a baby. We'll take it, we'll take it. βͺ Now listen βͺ βͺ Now here's the set-up βͺ
- Uh-huh. βͺ You got photographic memory βͺ βͺ But, baby, that *** never developed βͺ βͺ Now here's the encore βͺ βͺ Boys and girls, make some
noise for Jersey Offshore βͺ - Okay, I got you, man
. I got you. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Me against you, and you
be dealing with skill βͺ βͺ You're like a hypochondriac, man βͺ βͺ You really ain't ill βͺ βͺ You could climb the hill with Jen βͺ βͺ And be before the queen of the pack βͺ βͺ Drink your whiskey with Daniels
but you still ain't jack βͺ - Oh!
(bell ringing) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Okay, girl your *** not elegant βͺ βͺ It's the reason why Vietnam veterans βͺ βͺ Are still addicted to (beep) βͺ - DJ, cut the beat. Cut the beat. - [Nick] She said cut the beat. Uh-oh. βͺ Lo
oking like you must be a crisis βͺ βͺ If I ever gave you a chance βͺ βͺ I gotta be higher than gas prices βͺ - Oh.
- Wait, also. I gotta have her back one time. βͺ Don't respect Mimi,
okay, she's doing great βͺ βͺ If you and I kiss, we
could stop Asian hate βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) βͺ Justina, you're cute,
baby, you're real cute βͺ βͺ Listen, I'm turned on by
white girls with red hair βͺ βͺ You got me weak in the knees βͺ βͺ You look like a Hot Cheeto
dipped in cream cheese βͺ It's my favorite hot snac
k. - [Justina] Wait, wait, hold on, hold on. - It's my favorite snack.
It's my favorite snack. βͺ Your rapping, it
really got me disgusted βͺ βͺ You didn't make Crazy Rich Asians βͺ βͺ 'Cause you're broke and you're busted βͺ βͺ And now, I really can't fake it βͺ βͺ 'Cause after your performance today βͺ βͺ I see why she didn't make it βͺ - Oh!
- Hey, hey, hey. - Hold up.
- Or Mash, come here. βͺ With that fake wig, somebody βͺ - Shut the (beep) up. Shut the (beep) up. (crowd laughing)
Shut the (beep) up. Oka
y, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay. Wait, wait, wait. Justina, hey, hey. βͺ You remind me of the girl
from catch me outside βͺ βͺ If she was very old and
her vagina was very wide βͺ βͺ Yeah, well I don't
know what to tell you βͺ βͺ 'Cause she really a joke βͺ βͺ And this is what I'd look
like if I woulda stayed broke βͺ (crowed cheering)
(bell ringing) - Wow. D-Wrek, make some sense
outta this. Who won, man? - It's so chaotic right now, but I gotta give it to
the Old School, y'all. Make some noise for the Ol
d School. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Say it with me, y'all βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Me and you did a film, we got it in βͺ βͺ And matter of fact, I'd
say I would do it again βͺ βͺ Because we had a kiss
and it gave me the feels βͺ βͺ But I'ma try to make you
my baby mama for real βͺ ****.
- Hold on, stop the beat for a second. Drop the beat.
- She said stop the beat. (music whirring) βͺ Normally, I would diss
you, but you get immunity βͺ βͺ 'Cause I just tracked on you
and watched you hit puberty βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ri
nging) - Had a wet dream onstage. - Uh. - [Nick] Happy. - Come here, Courtney. I love you, girl. - I'm sick of you. I'm sick of you, DC. βͺ When I see you βͺ βͺ I wanna get next like a scooter βͺ βͺ Ooh, when I see you, girl βͺ βͺ I'd make love to your FUPA βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) - I'm with that.
- Yo, okay. Yo. Yo.
- Uh-oh. βͺ Con hit a couple of
times and it was so-so βͺ βͺ Hitman didn't make me
holler, so it's a no-go βͺ βͺ Clips is too fat to entertain βͺ βͺ And E-Man, we're shaky, told
to him
stay in your lane βͺ βͺ Chico head too big βͺ βͺ Karlous too aggressive βͺ βͺ I seen DC (beep) it was not impressive βͺ βͺ JJ **** burn, he need a urologist βͺ βͺ Nick (beep) seen more
(beep) than gynecologists βͺ βͺ Now I'm really serious βͺ βͺ This will make you delirious βͺ βͺ You'll never be better
than us and that's a period βͺ βͺ The truth is y'all
cannot (beep) with us βͺ βͺ And Santwon, stop playing,
'cause you're one of us βͺ We love you.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute. - DJ D-Wrek. - Make some noise for th
e queens, y'all. (crowd cheering) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ We got this βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Everybody say it βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ They call me Nick Nick Nick
Nick Nick-Nick Nick Nick βͺ βͺ So I'ma say this fast,
I'ma say this quick βͺ βͺ Everybody knows that I
came to play, I'm slick βͺ βͺ But I'ma tell you like this βͺ βͺ DC Young Fly, Fly's your right name βͺ βͺ 'Cause you attracted to (beep) βͺ - Facts.
- DJ, can you press the button to stop it, please? (music whirring)
Thank you. Now, Slim. - Huh?
- Come here, you he
ard me. βͺ I think there's something
you need to know βͺ βͺ I gave your girl my
slim and she was like oh βͺ βͺ Now Courtney Bee, come up here, girl βͺ βͺ Let me tell you why you
shouldn't (beep) with me βͺ - Okay. βͺ 'Cause at the barbecue, I
know you like Frito-Lays βͺ βͺ But you up here built like
the octopus off the mermaid βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) - No.
- Wow. - I don't like that. βͺ DC No Fly βͺ (crowd laughing) βͺ You look like βͺ βͺ A small fry βͺ
- Thank you. - [Nick] Uh-huh. βͺ If I sit on you,
you would die βͺ - Facts. βͺ Right between your thigh βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ Hey, every time you jump in
the ocean, there's a tide βͺ βͺ Put your hands together
for Mary J. Wide βͺ (Nick laughing)
(bell ringing) - DJ D-Wrek, make some
sense outta this, man. - I gotta give that to the Old School. Make some noise for the Old School, y'all. (crowd cheering) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Let me hear you say βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Let me hear you say βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yo, Old School, you know
we came to bring t
he llamas βͺ βͺ Matter of fact, all
our money got commas βͺ βͺ But you know we don't
even want no drama βͺ βͺ 'Cause Lakeyah, Andrew
old enough to be your mama βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Hey, you the only deadbeat
man that's out there βͺ βͺ You might as well go on ahead βͺ βͺ And have a club with
all the deadbeat mans βͺ βͺ That's out there βͺ βͺ You the only man that's out there βͺ βͺ That only sperm that
only lasts a second βͺ βͺ And it's still no good βͺ - That's hot, though. Them bars. I'm t
he only deadbeat
man that's out there. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Let me get Justina βͺ βͺ Here we go βͺ βͺ Justina, let's have a heart-to-heart βͺ βͺ You got the voice of Marge
Simpson and the body of Bart βͺ βͺ We in Atlanta, and I
immediately thought of you βͺ βͺ That outfit, ****, that's
an affordable prostitute βͺ (crowd cheering)
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Uh-Huh, yo, look βͺ βͺ She calling me a prostitute
like she thought it's funny βͺ βͺ Well, last night I took
all your man's money βͺ βͺ Matter of fact, when will you learn βͺ
βͺ You the same size of
one of Big Mack's sperm βͺ βͺ And, Andrew, you'll
never be better than me βͺ βͺ You learned your ABCs
just to get to the D βͺ βͺ And now, I'ma have to go and end her βͺ βͺ She a fake *** Saweetie,
we should call her Splenda βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Listen, hey yo, Andrew,
no disrespect, my brother βͺ βͺ But if you've been delivered,
what's the tracking number βͺ - The tracking number is it's hot outside, but you got on winter clothes. - You got on the wrong outfi
t. βͺ No, no, no, I don't mean to be rude βͺ βͺ All this talk about deliver,
but I don't see no food βͺ βͺ Come on, I don't mean to be rude βͺ βͺ All this talk about
deliver, I don't see no food βͺ βͺ I don't mean to be rude βͺ βͺ All this talk about deliver
and I don't see no food βͺ (bell ringing)
(crowd cheering) - It was a hell of a game. - I'm gonna let you know what happened. I'm gonna tell you what happened. - Make some sense out of this. There's a lot going on over here. - The New School took that o
ne. Make some noise for the
champions, the New School, y'all. All right, y'all.
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Say it with me, y'all βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yo, shorty, all the
championships, you can keep that βͺ βͺ Where the cash at βͺ βͺ I'm trying to join the heat at βͺ βͺ And we gonna beat that βͺ βͺ If it is a curse word βͺ βͺ I'ma give it off the top βͺ βͺ 'Cause you know I'm absurd βͺ βͺ Where the cash at βͺ βͺ Y'all had that βͺ βͺ Matter of fact, make some noise βͺ βͺ You brought Yvng Swag back. βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ
A'ight βͺ βͺ I like this, where you find this set βͺ βͺ It look like you go like this
before you sign my checks βͺ βͺ And I push you with the heat βͺ βͺ And yeah, Nick knows how to dress βͺ βͺ With them boogers on his feet βͺ - Okay. No, I got it, I got it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. (bell ringing)
You gave a bell to I got boogers on my feet? - Yeah, them shoes is the boogers. βͺ Yo, Charlie, what's going on, dog βͺ βͺ You must been starving βͺ βͺ Everybody claim that he
know he think he from Harlem βͺ βͺ But you
know what, beg your pardon βͺ βͺ 'Cause you big up top but
down here it's kindy-garten βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ I be beefing with the opposition βͺ βͺ The way the MACA flip clips in the air βͺ βͺ She gonna have some competition βͺ βͺ Yo, make sure my man's straight βͺ βͺ Big Mack coulda been a gymnast βͺ βͺ But all he flip is pancakes βͺ βͺ Put a Band-Aid on it βͺ βͺ Only thing Maddy flipped is the bread βͺ βͺ To put mayonnaise on it βͺ βͺ Shot with a start when you trend βͺ βͺ Bobb'e do a f
lip, he so short,
he gonna die when he land βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) - Let me get DC. - The hell you want with me for, man? βͺ Uh-Huh, I got a couple
bars, let me spit 'em out βͺ βͺ Jordan, you a gymnast, but I'm
the one that's slipping out βͺ βͺ And, DC, you really bum me, it's true βͺ βͺ How does it feel that homeless
people give money to you βͺ - Oh.
- All right. All right. All right. That was cool,
'cause I'd take the money. All right, okay, my bad. βͺ Nicholas Cannon, cool βͺ βͺ Now look, you
couldn't do it βͺ βͺ So you brought your
trick, trick, trick βͺ βͺ And when you move, your whole
outfit be like sh, sh, sh βͺ (all laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ Whole outfit like sh, sh, sh βͺ βͺ When he move, his whole
outfit go swish, swish, swish βͺ βͺ When he move, his whole
outfit go swish, swish, swish βͺ βͺ Yo, DC made fun of my outfit βͺ βͺ He said it go swish,
swish, swish and it tricks βͺ βͺ But I can tell you I can go swish βͺ βͺ Swish, swish in your (beep) βͺ βͺ I know how to get it, bro,
I give you crac
king a lot βͺ βͺ And matter of fact, we
dust this, we packing a lot βͺ βͺ 'Cause this team winning,
this something we does that βͺ βͺ Your whole crowd look
like (beep) Rugrats βͺ βͺ And I've been planning on
hitting, where the thugs at βͺ βͺ This (beep) right here
look like the dude like βͺ βͺ Hey, girl, where my hug at βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) βͺ Di di di di di di di
yeah swish, swish, swish βͺ βͺ Di di di di di yeah,
swish, swish, swish βͺ (crowd cheering) - DJ D-Wrek, man, let 'em know who won. - I
gotta give that to the Old School. Make some noise for the Old School, y'all. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ The beast come out at night βͺ βͺ Yo, the beast come out at night βͺ βͺ I said the beast come out
at, the beast come out βͺ βͺ I said the beast come out at night βͺ βͺ Let's go, Nick βͺ βͺ I'm a beast in these streets,
you don't want it with me βͺ βͺ Pete low from the bay,
but they go easy on me βͺ βͺ 'Cause I'm a pull it to the
left, pull it to the right βͺ βͺ Nick Cannon freestyle,
I can d
o it all night βͺ βͺ You standing like you like something βͺ βͺ Like you like something βͺ βͺ Step back, fool, I'll take
your little bike from you βͺ (crowd cheering)
- I like my bike. I like my bike. Stop playing with me. - Oh, Nick, you want his bike?
- Hey, hey, D-Wrek, cut the beat, cut the beat.
- Oh. - All right?
(crowd cheering) - [Big Mack] Already? βͺ I may be a TikToker,
but I still made it here βͺ βͺ Nick, I made one song
and got more listeners βͺ βͺ Than you do in 20 years βͺ (crowd cheering)
(be
ll dinging) βͺ I run up the bag,
and I go and spend it βͺ βͺ Nick runs up the bag to
pay his kids' dentists βͺ (crowd cheering) - You are saying all facts, young man. βͺ In my closet, I got about 30 pairs βͺ βͺ Look at your shoes βͺ βͺ You need to walk around with
a Q-tip for them dirty Airs βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Ooh. - Whoa.
- Dirty Airs. Dirty Airs. That was a bar. βͺ Hold on, Mimi, you said
you hate 'em so much βͺ βͺ I don't know why he showed up βͺ βͺ And his laces like Popeyes' biscuits βͺ βͺ 'Cause he got
them choked up βͺ - Hey, look. βͺ Hey, boy, you know you dead *** wrong βͺ βͺ With being up here with them kicks on βͺ βͺ The way them shoes look,
you must stop your car βͺ βͺ Like a Flintstone βͺ - Wait, hold on, hold
on, hold on, hold on. βͺ Before you said that βͺ βͺ I was gonna say
something that was true βͺ βͺ We supposed to give to the homeless βͺ βͺ Looks like they give to you βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) - Bring the beat back. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yo, Old School who running with Nick βͺ βͺ I
hope you (beep) know
my temperature's 106 βͺ βͺ Since a kid, I always
kept a (beep) in the whip βͺ βͺ And like the third little piggy βͺ βͺ I just jumped in the bricks βͺ βͺ You wanna be great, my temperature 108 βͺ βͺ A big dog in this yard βͺ βͺ Do not jump on the gate βͺ βͺ Let me find how DC want
it, walk to his face βͺ βͺ And his twin sister too βͺ βͺ Bop, one to her face βͺ βͺ Yeah βͺ
βͺ Okay βͺ βͺ So you want it, then fine βͺ βͺ Well guess what, my temperature on 109 βͺ βͺ And yeah, yeah, the nine in it βͺ βͺ You in
ATL, boy, I lean with it βͺ βͺ Uh, then I rock with it βͺ (bell dinging)
(crowd cheering) βͺ Hold on, hold on, we at it again βͺ βͺ My temperature 110 βͺ βͺ Holler with Holla, then
I'ma hollow his friends βͺ βͺ He's biting again βͺ βͺ They knowing that we coming to win βͺ βͺ The way we killing Old School βͺ βͺ The Lord said it's a sin βͺ βͺ (beep) that βͺ βͺ My temperature's 112 βͺ βͺ (beep) I'll skip 11,
send you straight to hell βͺ βͺ You don't know nothing about
that 'cause I do it so well βͺ βͺ And matter of fact, D-
Wrek,
give me my (beep) bell βͺ (bell ringing)
(crowd cheering) D-Wrek, let 'em know what happened, man. - Yo, the Old School took that one. Make some noise for the Old School, y'all. βͺ Old School βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Sing it with me, y'all βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Hey, today's agenda βͺ βͺ He's a New School team
member in the center βͺ βͺ But I pulls up in a
Bugatti, 'cause I got five βͺ βͺ And now you know I came
to get Harlem get live βͺ βͺ Charlie Clips in my (beep)
I ain't with it, though βͺ βͺ Le
t you know this is
a fake Justina (beep) βͺ βͺ But I'ma give it all
day, I'ma keep rhyming βͺ Juelz, what you got in your pocket, man? I don't trust you, man. All right? (Nick laughing)
(bell dinging) - Can I? I'ma ask you. - Yes, you can, a'ight?
- Hold on, hold on, hold on. - [Nick] Cut the beat? (music whirring)
(crowd cheering) βͺ You after me βͺ βͺ Who even dared you βͺ βͺ Nick, why are you rapping βͺ βͺ No one wants to hear you βͺ - Oh!
(bell dinging) βͺ Please, let's be clear, dude βͺ βͺ This is not fa
ir, dude βͺ βͺ You are a punk βͺ βͺ And nobody's scared of you βͺ - Hey.
- But listen, listen, listen. βͺ I came for the check βͺ βͺ So please don't think I work for you βͺ βͺ So I'ma give all the money you paid me βͺ βͺ Just to see homeboy
right here twerk on you βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) - No, no, no. No. No. You want the beat back? - Hell no with that stupid *** beat. βͺ You sit your *** right here, Con βͺ βͺ 'Cause your whole team is dumb dead βͺ βͺ (beep) you so short,
when you go to hotels βͺ βͺ You
ask them can I get
a king size bunk bed βͺ Looking like-
(crowd cheering) Come here, Jack Thriller. Ain't nobody done with you.
(crowd laughing) βͺ Yeah, your team some losers βͺ βͺ My team do it big βͺ βͺ I bet your favorite movie
is Honey, I Shrunk the Kids βͺ (crowd cheering)
- That's wrong. - Wait, no, DC.
- That's wrong. - Hold on, hold on, hold on.
- DC. - Hold on, Fly, hold on, Fly.
- What? Uh? βͺ Don't stop βͺ
βͺ What βͺ βͺ That ain't his favorite movie βͺ βͺ That (beep) favorite movie is I, Robot βͺ (
bell dinging)
- No, no, no, no, no, no. Come on, now, huh? βͺ Can I explain why I'm mad βͺ
βͺ Why βͺ βͺ He didn't even go to
the movies to see it βͺ βͺ He watched it on the iPad βͺ - Hold on, wait, one more thing. Wait, one more thing. βͺ I pray the PO don't charge me βͺ βͺ His favorite Nickelodeon
show used to be iCarly βͺ - Wait a minute.
- You're talking about my friend.
βͺ And after he watched that βͺ βͺ What βͺ
βͺ He went and got more guys βͺ βͺ What βͺ
βͺ Went from a (beep) βͺ βͺ With one and got a
(beep) with f
our eyes βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Hold up. Wait a minute. βͺ Charlie Clips, you fat βͺ βͺ I know you ain't trying
to blow up our spot βͺ βͺ You talk about him βͺ βͺ But your favorite restaurant is IHOP βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) - DJ D-Wrek, make some sense outta this. - I gotta give that to the New School. Make some noise for the New School, y'all. (crowd cheering) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Let me hear you say βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Everybody say βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Let's go βͺ βͺ Bun B, true OG,
bouncing me in the p
lace βͺ βͺ Taking it to Texas βͺ βͺ And we'll put it all up in your face βͺ βͺ I'ma keep on flowing free βͺ βͺ Styling's what I'm doing βͺ βͺ But gotta pay respect βͺ βͺ So, dog, I'm just saluting βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Shout out to my boy, Nick,
thank you for having me βͺ βͺ I'm so glad that I can
be your new celebrity βͺ βͺ 18 seasons, man, you're
going really deep with it βͺ βͺ But when I leave, can I
take the red jeep with me βͺ - Facts. It's yours,
it's yours, absolutely. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Go, go, go βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Yo, Big Mack, you're
gonna have trouble with it βͺ βͺ You so fat, I bet your
refrigerator got a oven in it βͺ - Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold up, hold on, hold on, Hitman. βͺ I know you don't like me βͺ βͺ By the refrigerator,
yeah, you can find me βͺ βͺ But don't try me βͺ βͺ The Old School got more (beep) on it βͺ βͺ Than your close friends on IG βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Oh! - [Nick] That was crazy. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Check it out βͺ βͺ Big Mack, when it comes
to this, I'm a mobster βͺ βͺ I went to his house, he
h
ad a pet red lobster βͺ (crowd laughing)
- Okay, all right. All right, okay, okay, hold on. βͺ Them glasses, man, it look
like you can see the past βͺ βͺ Them glasses is thicker
than Justina's *** βͺ βͺ Yeah, I keep it real βͺ βͺ He went to Johnny Dang
and got a bonefish grill βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) - Bonefish grill.
βͺ I'm the leader βͺ βͺ Of the New School βͺ βͺ Yeah, and you know, ha, we too cool βͺ βͺ Look, you don't wanna start no beef βͺ βͺ I just had a newborn baby βͺ βͺ Can I use your car seat βͺ
βͺ Now listen, uh-huh,
look, you eat too much βͺ βͺ I know you like (beep) and
look, I beat it enough, uh βͺ (buzzer blaring)
βͺ It's true βͺ βͺ She's shaped like a
lizard and you are too βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell ringing) βͺ She's shaped like a lizard βͺ - DJ D-Wrek, make some sense outta this. - Yo, I gotta give that to the Old School. Make some noise for the
Old School, Bun B, baby. - [Nick] You can take my
Platinum championship belt. βͺ Say it with me y'all βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ (rapping in fo
reign language) βͺ Yo, everything I do
is grande, not pequeno βͺ (rapping in foreign language) βͺ I'm kinda hot, though, like
the nachos with some tacos βͺ βͺ But I break (beep)
up and make (beep) up βͺ βͺ Off the top, no, this how I mad fast βͺ βͺ And matter of fact,
you know your hashtag βͺ βͺ Should be basura, that
means these trash bags βͺ (bell dinging)
- Yo, D-Wrek, D-Wrek. (speaking in foreign language) βͺ Hey, hey, hey, Nick,
you talk about my pants βͺ βͺ But I get respect in these βͺ βͺ And since they l
ook like garbage bags βͺ βͺ You should put your records in these βͺ - Oh!
(bell dinging) - Just saying.
- Jessie Woo. βͺ That fake hair, there's something
you need to get straight βͺ βͺ That weave is tired βͺ βͺ And you got more
tracks than a mix tape βͺ - Ooh. They be having a lot of
(beep) songs on a mix tape. βͺ Pretty Vee, it look like βͺ βͺ You need to use Proactiv
a bunch of times βͺ βͺ Scrawny, let me just say one word βͺ βͺ Justina, before you
kill these (beep) off βͺ βͺ I know I got bumpity-bumpity βͺ βͺ A
nd I don't give a (beep) about it βͺ βͺ You're ugly, you're
stumpy, you're shorty βͺ βͺ If I cut (beep) you're 40 βͺ - Oh!
(beep) βͺ You're horny βͺ βͺ What's the (beep) problem βͺ βͺ Yeah, I got feathers, you
a (beep) bird, you heard βͺ (beep) outta here.
- Yeah. βͺ Vena, that was fire, that was fire. βͺ βͺ I mean, that was too hot to handle βͺ βͺ Santwon, you so gay βͺ βͺ I bet your favorite
dog is a Cocker Spaniel βͺ - Oh my goodness. βͺ And Big Mack, you're so fat βͺ βͺ I bet you could block out the sun βͺ βͺ I wou
ld say diabetes
probably runs in your family βͺ βͺ But I doubt anything in
your family could run βͺ - Okay, let me get.
- Go ahead. βͺ Okay, that's great,
you can try to play me βͺ βͺ But New School, we
varsity, you gonna stay JV βͺ Hold on, hold on.
βͺ Santwon βͺ βͺ We know that you on top of it βͺ βͺ You know that in his esophagus
he can fit a hockey stick βͺ βͺ He's (beep) so much βͺ βͺ His least favorite Wild 'N
Out game is Talking Spit βͺ βͺ And Pretty Vee, you better play dead βͺ βͺ I seen her tricking on the
corner βͺ βͺ That's how she makes bread βͺ βͺ She'll (beep) anyone for money βͺ βͺ Atlanta, they call her Bankhead βͺ - Oh!
- Oh my god! (bell ringing)
(crowd cheering) - That was good.
- Basura, DJ D-Wrek, make some sense outta this, man. - It was kinda chaotic, but I gotta give it to the Old School. Make some noise for the Old School. - We kept the Platinum championsip. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Let's go βͺ βͺ Yo, Godfrey, I know
that you hate the rap βͺ βͺ So this the first part of the show βͺ βͺ Where you gonna b
e crap, and I'ma βͺ βͺ Let you know you ain't got no bars βͺ βͺ So I'ma stall you out
and I'ma say pause βͺ - Oh (beep). Yo. βͺ Come on, Nick, you know I don't rap βͺ βͺ You know I don't want nothing from you βͺ βͺ Yo, that's why I got my boys βͺ βͺ I'ma sick them out on you, come on βͺ - There it is.
- Okay, that was actually good for Godfrey. - Charlie Clips. Charlie Clips, come here, Charlie Clips. (Chico laughing) βͺ Charlie Clips, you so fat βͺ βͺ When you breathe, it almost kill you βͺ βͺ You standing up he
re with
chains made of Long John Silver βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ Yo, DC βͺ
- Huh? βͺ I'ma put the toast to these dudes βͺ βͺ Psych, I lied βͺ βͺ Let my white boys handle
both of these dudes βͺ βͺ Stand up to me, you look seated βͺ βͺ When God made you,
then he wrote height βͺ βͺ Deleted βͺ βͺ I don't even speak to the help βͺ βͺ The ironic thing is Con is Conceited βͺ βͺ But he don't even believe in himself βͺ βͺ Like, God, but hold the floor βͺ βͺ All your guns go buh, buh, buh βͺ βͺ But guess what, my dad
owns the store βͺ βͺ Like you don't wanna come even βͺ βͺ But between you and me βͺ βͺ My whole bars ruin
your entire community βͺ βͺ Like don't ever disrespect me βͺ βͺ And after I body you on stage βͺ βͺ I'll get my uncle to disrespect me βͺ βͺ This is a nice microphone βͺ βͺ I don't have to rap for y'all βͺ βͺ The guy from Love and Basketball βͺ βͺ That can't even play basketball βͺ - Oh wow.
- Yo, DJ D-Wrek, circumcise the beat.
(music whirring) - Hey, cut the beat
for my other white boy. - That was crazy.
- Yo.
βͺ Hitman makes music βͺ βͺ I thought that was just a rumor βͺ βͺ Dude, tell me how your teeth
are brighter than your future βͺ Okay? βͺ Yo, this man was feeling
irrelevant, so he made a sex tape βͺ βͺ What's the outcome βͺ βͺ The sex tape got more
plays than his last album βͺ - Oh!
(crowd cheering) - All right. βͺ I dare you to rap without
using one gun metaphor βͺ βͺ A'ight, this a rap battle βͺ βͺ What you need all that fake metal for βͺ βͺ I got a 38, a 45, a 264 βͺ βͺ That one wasn't a gun,
that's his credit s
core βͺ - Oh!
(crowd cheering) βͺ And you know this is true βͺ βͺ You've been on the show
for 10 (beep) seasons βͺ βͺ Show us something new βͺ Ballgame. (crowd cheering)
- Oh. - [DJ D-Wrek] Wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait a minute. βͺ You dissing Hitman and
Con, I hate it for you βͺ βͺ 'Cause this your first season, right βͺ βͺ You won't make it to two βͺ βͺ I'm the best battle
rapper in the world βͺ βͺ Why are you here βͺ βͺ With ears that big, I bet a
thousand that he flew here βͺ βͺ And white boy, let me gues
s, you ball βͺ βͺ You Brent Barry βͺ βͺ Little dude, he know that
I ain't gonna do nothing βͺ βͺ But get Brent buried βͺ βͺ And now, you right βͺ βͺ Maybe I should start snapping the leg βͺ βͺ And I ain't talking
'bout that yarmulke βͺ βͺ When I put another cap on your head βͺ βͺ Y'all got me going
against a KKK member βͺ βͺ And I'm about to go ham with it βͺ βͺ The only reason your
favorite group is Wu-Tang βͺ βͺ Is 'cause it got the word clan in it βͺ - Hold on.
βͺ Man, Conceited βͺ βͺ Do you really want me
to take out
the garbage βͺ βͺ Please do βͺ βͺ What you get when you mix white
trash with a recycling bin βͺ βͺ What βͺ
βͺ These two βͺ βͺ Man, the meaner will rock this baby βͺ βͺ That's a cradle βͺ βͺ The shottie leave a
hole in his stomach βͺ βͺ That's a bagel βͺ βͺ The doctor gotta toe his tag βͺ βͺ That's a label βͺ βͺ The topper might spin 'em around βͺ βͺ Just like your dreidel βͺ βͺ Y'all really think y'all the best βͺ βͺ Man, white boys, you gotta skedaddle βͺ βͺ Y'all got a better
chance of dancing on beat βͺ βͺ Than beating one
of us in a battle βͺ βͺ That's exactly true, so now after this βͺ βͺ We're not gonna go to war with you βͺ βͺ And it's ironic you
look just like Mr. Clean βͺ βͺ 'Cause we just mopped
the floor with you βͺ βͺ So, Nick Cannon, please stop
bringing this new talent βͺ βͺ 'Cause I'll be gladly βͺ βͺ I'd never lose to two rappers
that look just like Maddy βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) - DJ D-Wrek, that's a hell of a battle. - Well, Godfrey's gonna get a belt. Make some noise for the Old School, y'all. βͺ Wildst
yle βͺ βͺ Say it with me, y'all βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Every little thing I do βͺ βͺ I'm on my grind, I'm on my grind βͺ βͺ It's Nick Cannon and Soul for Real βͺ βͺ Got Flex up in here,
so you need to chill βͺ βͺ It goes off entire freestyle βͺ βͺ We do it for a long while βͺ βͺ Season 18, I can go like 20 miles βͺ βͺ Even more, what's in store βͺ βͺ And we gonna keep the
freestyle 'cause I'm so mature βͺ βͺ But I'm still a young bull
on the New School squad βͺ βͺ And I'ma do it like
this like oh my god βͺ (c
rowd cheering)
I don't wanna talk about nobody. Just freestyle.
(bell ringing) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Okay, New School, you
already know the drill βͺ βͺ Legends in the building,
I'll take your soul for real βͺ βͺ B. you say you pretty, I see it barely βͺ βͺ In that getup you look like Jim Scary βͺ (crowd cheering) - Smoking! Thank you, Justina.
- Somebody stop me. - You know what? Look, man, turn that
stupid (beep) music off. - Wow.
- Turn that beat off 'cause that (beep) old. Been listening to that for nine
years. - Okay.
(crowd laughing) - Hey, yo. (DC screaming)
(crowd laughing) Come here, Santwon. - What did I do? - Come here, Santwon. βͺ Listen, Twinkle Toes, your
toes finna get twinkled βͺ βͺ Yeah, we both gay, but
we so far from equal βͺ βͺ You the type of gay that
like rainbows and glitter βͺ βͺ I'm the type of gay that
sell weed and pull triggers βͺ βͺ You the type of gay that
cheerlead on the field βͺ βͺ I don't cheerlead, I
catch bodies for real βͺ βͺ You a broke gay, I'm one who get bucks βͺ βͺ I'm the
one who goes in βͺ βͺ You the one who gets (beep) βͺ - Oh!
- Whoa! (all shouting)
(crowd cheering) - [DC] Hold on, wait,
what, what's all that? - Hold on, wait a minute. βͺ It is time to face facts βͺ - That sound painful. βͺ Both of y'all look like crack-heads βͺ βͺ Selling booty at a racetrack βͺ Don't worry about it. Okay? βͺ And, Justina, you ain't got no body βͺ βͺ You are what Keith Sweat
meant when he said nobody βͺ βͺ Yo, that is a fact, that is a fact βͺ βͺ And they all know how you get down βͺ βͺ You s
o gay, you don't smoke
gas, you smoke Midtown βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ Nick Cannon, listen, I ain't gonna lie βͺ βͺ We all heard about
how your daytime job βͺ βͺ Took the curve route βͺ βͺ It's ironic you always in the gym βͺ βͺ But your talk show didn't work out βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) βͺ And we got Flex from One on One here βͺ βͺ And everybody on the Earth should know βͺ βͺ (beep) you actually
need to go one on one βͺ βͺ With birth control βͺ (Nick laughing)
(crowd cheering) (bell ringing
) (crowd cheering) - Make some sense outta
this. Who won, D-Wrek? - I gotta give that to the Old School. Make some noise for the Old School, y'all. (crowd cheering) - Don't let them talk to us crazy. - I got you. I got you. βͺ Come on, come on, Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Like DC said βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yo, we already won, so
this freestyle's throwaway βͺ βͺ I'ma let you get
caught like a stowaway βͺ βͺ And matter of fact,
I'ma make you go away βͺ βͺ Can y'all win, no, no way βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Chico, welcome back βͺ βͺ
Do me one favor, please,
take off your hat βͺ βͺ Woo, that hairline is way back βͺ βͺ Boy that (beep) look like a cul-de-sac βͺ βͺ Hold on, wait, I'm dead βͺ βͺ I could park a Escalade on his head βͺ βͺ I said, wait, I'm dead βͺ βͺ I could park a Escalade on his head βͺ βͺ Park a Escalade on my head βͺ βͺ Boy, you getting ign'ant βͺ βͺ If you got a Escalade,
a car seat in it βͺ βͺ You know it's going
down, and I ain't playing βͺ βͺ Listen to me and what I'm saying βͺ βͺ Hey, yo, Slim, what's up with your man βͺ βͺ This
is Wild 'N Out, not OnlyFans βͺ βͺ Why you got the sitters out,
you're tripping, big man βͺ βͺ I said you're tripping, big man βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Okay, yo, bad boy
funny don't even talk βͺ βͺ With legs like that, I'm
surprised you could walk βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Hold up, I said bad boy
funny, let's get him again βͺ βͺ If that boy's funny,
somebody tell me when βͺ - Oh!
(buzzer blaring) - Hey, OG, Anthony
Hamilton, can I get a OG? Can I get a OG Anthony Hamilton? βͺ Okay, let's go βͺ βͺ You got all
them Grammies,
you well-respected βͺ βͺ But it's been 20 years βͺ βͺ And (beep) your beard
still ain't connected βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
(bell dinging) - [Nick] Oh. βͺ Hey, we the New
School, we some rookies βͺ βͺ But he a OG, he's still
crying over (beep) βͺ - [DJ D-Wrek] Oh. βͺ I said it's been 500 βͺ
- Go ahead and get 'em. βͺ Hey, y'all chill (beep) βͺ βͺ How dare you talk bad βͺ βͺ Big Mack, Chicken McNugget βͺ βͺ Clips, I pass it to you
right as they suck it βͺ βͺ Shot, shot, shot, that's
what I call buckets βͺ βͺ Ho
ld on, we score on 'em,
Hitman, until the summer done βͺ βͺ What you call a Big Mack and small fry βͺ βͺ A number one βͺ βͺ Hold on, don't even play like this βͺ βͺ This (beep) shot a jump shot,
his wrist stayed like this βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) - DJ D-Wrek, you saw it happen. It was a massacre out here. - So I gotta give it to the Old School. Make some noise for the Old School, y'all. (crowd cheering) βͺ Let me year you say it βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Let's go βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yo, Ray
Vaughn, let me spit
this off some real (beep) βͺ βͺ TDE signed you, but
you'll never be Kendrick βͺ βͺ Maybe Anna Kendrick 'cause
your act is stupendous βͺ βͺ And matter of fact, I can
act I'm 'bout to end this βͺ βͺ And get in this βͺ βͺ I'ma go through all the hall beats βͺ βͺ And I'ma let you know I
know you repping Long Beach βͺ βͺ And I'ma do you like
this on some real (beep) βͺ βͺ You not from Long Beach βͺ βͺ You're just acting like a long ***** βͺ - Ooh.
(crowd cheering) βͺ Unless you didn't
know, I rose fr
om hell βͺ βͺ Nick Cannon's standing
here with a tail βͺ βͺ Every time he rap, man, he fail βͺ βͺ When it comes down to album βͺ βͺ Me and you have the same sales βͺ βͺ 'Cause you is never ever sold βͺ βͺ With them glasses on,
I can tell you're old βͺ - Facts.
βͺ Like the print βͺ βͺ On your shirt, *****, you bold βͺ βͺ Like winter (beep)
you know that I'm cold βͺ βͺ I could snow on all these (beep) βͺ βͺ I could flaunt all these (beep) βͺ βͺ Got my throat on all these (beep) βͺ βͺ Change the show on all these (beep) βͺ βͺ
Teach all about this (beep) βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) - DC.
- I told you we rap for real. - Me? Oh my goodness. Why would you do this? - And, Ray Vaughn, come back.
- Oh man. βͺ Okay, yo, yo, okay, look βͺ βͺ DC, you could never get a striptease βͺ βͺ DC, on your head, that must
stand for (beep) Cheese βͺ βͺ And, Ray Vaughn, you know
that I'm never scared βͺ βͺ TDE must stand for
Tiny (beep) Everywhere βͺ - Ooh.
- All right. - Including you.
- Okay. βͺ That was nice, now βͺ
- Get her. Get her. βͺ Ju
stina, I heard you rapping βͺ βͺ Uh-Huh, yeah, I heard you snapping βͺ βͺ Now look at your team,
they all in suspense βͺ βͺ Look at your outfit, you're
wrapped up in a fence βͺ βͺ And you tried to climb it βͺ βͺ That little (beep) I couldn't find it βͺ (crowd cheering) βͺ Listen, she couldn't find it βͺ βͺ 'Cause she was working at McDonald's βͺ βͺ Ronald McDonald, head
big as Hey Arnold βͺ βͺ Let me tell you something
about this (beep) βͺ βͺ Backstage she tried to (beep) my, nah βͺ - Oh.
- Oh yeah? βͺ Well, I'm on t
he scene βͺ βͺ You look like Casanova if
you played for Santwon's team βͺ - Oh!
(crowd cheering) That was crazy. I ain't gonna lie. βͺ Hey, Justina, you're a disaster βͺ βͺ If your (beep) could talk βͺ βͺ It would sound like Ol' Dirty Bastard βͺ βͺ Baby, I like it rough βͺ βͺ Baby, I like it rough βͺ βͺ Baby, I like it rough βͺ βͺ Yo, Or Mash, your rapping is all bad βͺ βͺ You got a little change,
you never could score cash βͺ βͺ So stick to the DoorDash,
I know for sure that βͺ βͺ Your face is so ugly, I
wish you wo
re your mask βͺ βͺ Little girl, you
better save your breath βͺ βͺ You look like Tinker Bell
if she was smoking on meth βͺ βͺ And listen here, Ray Vaughn,
you already know the stizzy βͺ βͺ We wanted Kendrick,
but he was just busy βͺ - Oh!
(crowd cheering) - Okay.
(bell ringing) - D-Wrek, who won, man? - No, Ray Vaughn, you
really did your thing, but I gotta give it to the Old School. (crowd cheering)
'Cause Justina bodied y'all. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ I be knocking (beep)
like it ain't (beep) βͺ βͺ 'Cause I'm a th
ug (beep)
and Southeast **** βͺ βͺ Now, maybe it's the way I hold my βͺ βͺ Probably is the reason I
got all these **** kids βͺ βͺ All right βͺ βͺ I'm the (beep) start holding your nose βͺ βͺ Viacom went on strike βͺ βͺ 'Cause they heard you
went bowling in those βͺ βͺ Hold on, and you shoulda
wore your vest today βͺ βͺ Dressed like a East Coast (beep) βͺ βͺ Who moved to the West yesterday βͺ - Ooh.
- Okay, wait up. Wait a minute, Charlie Clips.
- Talk that (beep). - That was wrong. That was wrong. βͺ Yo, check it o
ut βͺ βͺ Charlie Clips, listen, you so fat βͺ βͺ You tried to eat soup with a fork βͺ βͺ You got a PPP, pass peas and pork βͺ - [Big Mack] Hey. Hey, hold up. - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat. (air horn honking)
(crowd cheering) - Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. βͺ I know this is your segment βͺ βͺ And I respect you as a veteran, dog βͺ βͺ But I put up my whole
Wild 'N Out check βͺ βͺ That my white boy is better than yours βͺ - You crazy as hell.
- All right, hold on. βͺ Oh (beep) if that's the case βͺ βͺ The
n don't get me rattled βͺ βͺ Let's step aside and let's
have a white boy battle βͺ - [Nick] White boy battle. - Black people, get out the way. This is white people business.
- All right, all right. - Back it up, back it up.
- Yo. - Caucasian on Caucasian.
(Kosha laughing) βͺ I like to hustle and build βͺ βͺ You look like you sell life insurance βͺ βͺ To rappers before they get killed βͺ βͺ This is astounding, don't
open your mouth quick βͺ βͺ You're in Atlanta and don't
know what Morehouse is βͺ βͺ I'm not tr
ying to do
this, crispy to cream βͺ βͺ You look like your beard's nice βͺ βͺ When you're living in a dream βͺ βͺ I don't know what even
to go to say to him βͺ βͺ But I didn't come to ATL
to talk to a Canadian βͺ - Oh!
(crowd cheering) - Talk your (beep) white boy. My white boy's about to cook. βͺ Hey, I said listen, bro, you need hair βͺ βͺ You have Baby Bobb'e βͺ βͺ Fat Clips, Big Mack on your team there βͺ βͺ Who y'all supposed to be βͺ βͺ Baldy Locks and the Three Bears βͺ βͺ Yo, you been dead βͺ βͺ I don't care w
hat this kid said βͺ βͺ Didn't Jewish people
invent circumcision βͺ βͺ That explains why you're
so much of a (beep) head βͺ βͺ I'm better than you, and
I'm shredding this crew βͺ βͺ It's funny you got
eight gifts for Hanukah βͺ βͺ And I still got more presents than you βͺ βͺ They put a star with
ya, I'm a hard hitter βͺ βͺ I got actual bars, you
just have bar mitzvahs βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Okay, hold on. - What?
- Whoa. - There's no coming back.
- Whoa. - There's no coming back.
(bell ringing) - DJ D-Wrek, mak
e some sense outta this. - Charron did that. Make some noise for the Old School, y'all. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Everybody say it βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yeah, yo, Zack, you really big online βͺ βͺ But right now, Wild
'N Out, it's your time βͺ βͺ I'm trying to pass you the mic βͺ βͺ Trying to let you do it βͺ βͺ Now everybody know your
squad ain't too fluid βͺ βͺ They got crusty styles,
they have no skills βͺ βͺ DC got a look on his face
like I'm not for real βͺ βͺ But I'ma let you know, Pops βͺ βͺ Let you go an
d get it βͺ βͺ We over here, Old School,
y'all ain't with it βͺ - Oh.
- Yeah, yeah. βͺ Okay βͺ βͺ Explaining this ***** βͺ βͺ You know I'm about to (beep) βͺ βͺ You cut a (beep) check βͺ βͺ So I'm giving you a pass βͺ
- Thank you. βͺ Hold on, but I'm about to get reckless βͺ βͺ Clips, you so fat,
you look like seconds βͺ βͺ Hey, hold on βͺ βͺ My bad, dog βͺ βͺ Hey yo, Zack, we don't care
about your song selection βͺ βͺ You look like you're in a
band called Wrong Direction βͺ βͺ New School βͺ
- I'll take that. βͺ Y'all abou
t to get served βͺ βͺ You look like Justin Bieber
when he said the N word βͺ - He said it. He said it a lot too. - Yeah.
- You probably said it too. - White-on-white crime. Come on, man. - Let's go, Brent.
- Let's go, Brent. - Uh-uh, nah. Uh-uh, nah. βͺ Yo βͺ
- Go, Brent. βͺ Your favorite makeup is mayo, no doubt βͺ βͺ Your lyrics sound like all
the verses Cardi B crosses out βͺ βͺ And, Nick, this next line,
it just might damage you βͺ βͺ You're dressed like a
gangster from Canada βͺ βͺ And, Con, yo, uh βͺ βͺ T
alking down to you is condescending βͺ βͺ You're built like you're
shrinking, that's Con descending βͺ βͺ This next line might be an opinion βͺ βͺ But, Con, don't he look
like an iced out Minion βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Yo, he went crazy. He went crazy. Con descending? βͺ We don't know what to tell you (beep) βͺ βͺ But you look like a fake Vanilla Ice βͺ βͺ And listen here, it's
how it's going down βͺ βͺ He the uncle no one ever
leaves their kids around βͺ βͺ Mack, yeah, having a tough year, junk βͺ βͺ Do me a favor
, your
father is up here drunk βͺ βͺ And you βͺ βͺ Nabisco, you look like half of Sisqo βͺ - What?
- What, what, what? What?
- Yeah. βͺ Yeah, uh, what βͺ βͺ Talking 'bout Sisqo,
man, that's my kin βͺ βͺ You up here dressed like you got this βͺ βͺ From Citi Trends (beep) βͺ βͺ And look at you, fat as hell βͺ βͺ You ate two minutes ago, **** well βͺ βͺ Now you βͺ βͺ I'm talking to Con, Condescending βͺ βͺ You know what's up,
'cause Con be trending βͺ βͺ Con be trending, look,
but Con is friendly βͺ βͺ Because I had his (be
ep) last
night like (beep) huh, yeah βͺ - What?
(crowd cheering) (bell ringing) - Whoa. That was trash. Make some sense out of this, D-Wrek. - I gotta give that to the New School. Make some noise for the New School. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Uh, uh βͺ βͺ Lil Keed, Big Tigg βͺ βͺ Your whole squad smoke mid βͺ βͺ What it is, we get it in βͺ βͺ And Jess Hilarious and DC are twins βͺ (crowd laughing)
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ - Yo, cut it. Cut that beat. - Oh, he said cut the beat.
- Nick, come here. Nick, it's time
to get at ya. I don't wanna hear about any of my sons. So I got more kids than you do. - Oh, okay. I see what you did. βͺ None of y'all can rhyme, none
of y'all (beep) have bars βͺ βͺ Matter of fact, here
go a couple of dubs βͺ βͺ Go park my car βͺ - (beep).
- It's real money. - I'll park that (beep).
- Hang on. - That's real money. - Do you have any-
- Where's it at, sir? Do you want it-
- It's out there. The big one.
- I got you. I got you. I'll be back. βͺ Hey yo, Clips, New School,
we tight like a
coven βͺ βͺ The last time you
burned 2,000 calories βͺ βͺ You left food in the oven (beep) βͺ (crowd laughing) βͺ This gay (beep) joined
the army and got excited βͺ (all laughing) βͺ Not because he won a war βͺ βͺ But he finally got to see a private βͺ - Oh.
- Okay. All right. - That was good.
βͺ Listen βͺ βͺ Ice dripping so my bucks wet βͺ βͺ Vest is pink like Pepto βͺ βͺ 'Cause I left your
father's stomach upset βͺ - Oh!
(bell dinging) - [Nick] Did he say your father? Your father, wow. - If you did something wit
h him, that has nothing to do with me. I just want-
(crowd laughing) βͺ Now, you, I'm glad you
mentioned this vest βͺ βͺ Like you gripped that chopper βͺ βͺ You gonna have to go
and get the doctor βͺ βͺ I will never be scared of a (beep) βͺ βͺ With bulletproof nipple blockers βͺ (all laughing)
(bell dinging) - All right. Bobb'e. (Brent laughing) βͺ Bobb'e, your body is in preschool βͺ βͺ But your face is on probation βͺ βͺ You left your height in the past βͺ βͺ And that's not very Raven βͺ βͺ And I'll tell y'all h
ow
much Santwon likes dudes βͺ βͺ He's the one who donated his blood βͺ βͺ To those Lil Nas X shoes βͺ - Whoa, whoa. Timeout.
(crowd laughing) βͺ Somebody shoulda taught this
man here to watch his mouth βͺ βͺ You came up here with
a shooting sleeve on βͺ βͺ How ironic, 'cause I slam dunked balls βͺ βͺ In your mama's (beep) βͺ
- Uh-huh. - No cap.
- Everybody does that. - Where my boy Big Tigger at? βͺ Hey, Tigger, you my dog βͺ βͺ I was raised on Rap City βͺ βͺ So you know I'm (beep) with you βͺ βͺ But if you Tigger
, hey,
Clips, what that make you βͺ βͺ Winnie-The-Pooh βͺ (all laughing)
- Hold on. One more thing. - Talk your (beep).
- No, no, no. βͺ Yo, yo, matter of fact βͺ βͺ That's Tigger, Winnie-the-Pooh βͺ βͺ Yeah, you just said some (beep) βͺ βͺ Because everybody know
your little *** is Piglet βͺ (bell ringing)
(crowd cheering) - What are they saying? - Okay, DJ D-Wrek, make some
sense outta this madness. - I gotta give that to the Old School. Make some noise for the Old School. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Uh
, yo βͺ βͺ Old School, you know we stay wilding βͺ βͺ Yo, my man right here, he stay smiling βͺ βͺ He do it the hardest and regardless βͺ βͺ OVO we rep for all your artists βͺ (crowd cheering) Tell Drake to bring his
*** over here next time. Let's go. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ - Why don't you let my team
take this over right now? - You wanna cut the beat? All right, cut the beat.
- Cut the beat. (music whirring)
(crowd cheering) I'll talk to 'em. Listen. βͺ Old School, you know
what we about though βͺ βͺ It's crazy you
r name is Smiley βͺ βͺ 'Cause with a grill like that βͺ βͺ You should always
keep your mouth closed βͺ - Talk your stuff, Justina.
βͺ And matter of fact βͺ βͺ I don't even know why you're here βͺ βͺ You got a huge feature βͺ βͺ But even Drake couldn't
save your career βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) - Hold on.
- Talk your talk, Bobb'e. βͺ I can't let you do that βͺ - Uh-huh. βͺ You can talk about him βͺ βͺ But Nick Cannon the only
(beep) that think you can rap βͺ (all laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ That's funny, bu
t now you done βͺ βͺ If we talking 'bout people
that think we can rap βͺ βͺ At least I have one βͺ - [All] Whoa. - Hey, y'all, hold up. Hold up, hold up, hold up. βͺ Nick wants someone to wild out βͺ βͺ So chill, let me go βͺ βͺ Gotta do it now βͺ βͺ So save this tension with the episodes βͺ βͺ Hey yo, Bobb'e, you
short Black bobby pin βͺ βͺ If I had a dog door,
you could walk right in βͺ βͺ By now, I should be a vet βͺ βͺ But I don't even need to flex βͺ βͺ Justina, with me βͺ βͺ We finna ball on y'all βͺ βͺ 'Cause we d
on't need to stretch βͺ βͺ Is it me or DC look like a Chia Pet βͺ βͺ Hey yo, Vee, you pretty,
but we ain't see it yet βͺ - Facts.
- Wait a minute. - Hold on, hold on.
- That was three or four bars in there.
- All right, all right. βͺ Let's wrap this up Old School βͺ βͺ I wanna show you love βͺ βͺ But you remind me of soap,
'cause y'all are washed up βͺ - Oh, boo.
(buzzer blaring) βͺ DeRay, DeRay βͺ
- Yes, ma'am. βͺ In you, I don't trust βͺ βͺ You so old you (beep) dust βͺ (crowd cheering)
(Maddy laughing) βͺ That
's crazy βͺ βͺ I knew you was gonna say
that even before you began βͺ βͺ Hold up, wait, you got a
little dust on your chin βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) - Let's go, Ray. Let's go. Let's go, Ray. DJ D-Wrek, let 'em know
how the Old School do it. - Yeah, the Old School took that one. Make some noise for the Old School, y'all. - We dusted y'all. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ I'll go first βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Y'all, I don't even rap no more βͺ βͺ I go Platinum when I sing songs βͺ βͺ Matter of fact, here'
s
my joint to swing on βͺ βͺ Yeah, I know what you gonna say βͺ βͺ Hey yo, bing bong βͺ βͺ But if we the stars on the track βͺ βͺ Y'all (beep) cling-ons βͺ - Quiet, quiet, quiet.
(crowd cheering) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Let's go, yeah βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yo, that was garbage,
they not gonna end βͺ βͺ How you look like the plate Nacho Man βͺ βͺ Look like you got your **** done at DR βͺ βͺ (beep) your life βͺ - You might wanna go see my doctor. βͺ Maddy Smith, Maddy Smith, hey βͺ βͺ You don't wanna wild with the don βͺ βͺ I (be
ep) right now with my yarmulke on βͺ βͺ Listen, I love spitting these bars βͺ βͺ You love going to work for 10 hours βͺ βͺ And leaving your kids in the car βͺ βͺ This is air odd βͺ βͺ You look like a mix βͺ βͺ Between Young Thug's little
turd bought an AirPod βͺ βͺ Understanding why I bust (beep) βͺ βͺ Yo, I got the neon,
come on (beep) your life βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
- Cut the beat. Cut the beat, cut the beat, cut the beat. - [Nick] Oh (beep). βͺ I didn't wanna let the
beat get ahead of me βͺ βͺ Your whole team on my (
beep) βͺ βͺ I guess they D-list celebrities βͺ - Ooh.
βͺ Conceited, βͺ βͺ I know you usually drop the beat βͺ βͺ But when you ever gonna
make it to the big screen βͺ βͺ I know you a battle
rapper, but you 5'3" βͺ βͺ The only thing you battling is puberty βͺ - Woo!
- Cortez, go ahead. βͺ E-Man βͺ - What'd I do? βͺ Man, your whole team just so silly βͺ βͺ And what makes it worse βͺ βͺ Is your dreadlocks smell
like homeless shelter chili βͺ (crowd cheering) - Shut up, hey, hey, shut up.
- Shut up. Shut up. Hey, be quie
t, and just-
- Justina, shut up. βͺ And speaking of Justina,
you is not the bomb βͺ - Uh-huh. βͺ You should just tell everybody βͺ βͺ You got your *** off of wish.com βͺ - Wait, no, shut up.
- No, wait. - Shut up! He's still talking.
- Okay. βͺ And, Nick, every day I wake up βͺ βͺ And I'm like how is this fool rich βͺ βͺ Up on stage dressed like a
trapping out celery stick βͺ - [Justina] Uh-uh. Nick, let's kill 'em. βͺ Hold up, he got a good question βͺ βͺ How am I still rich βͺ βͺ Because I be coming up with
al
l type of billion-dollar IPs βͺ βͺ Like Lilo & Stitch βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ Lose the weight, 'cause,
dog, we all know you fat βͺ βͺ But what we really wanna know βͺ βͺ Is how does it feel βͺ βͺ To have that little
(beep) on your back βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell ringing) (crowd cheering) DJ D-Wrek, man, let 'em
know what's happening. - The Old School took that one. Make some noise for the Old School, y'all. - Old School. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Let's go βͺ βͺ There's a overweight brother
i
n the house, the house βͺ βͺ A overweight brother
in the house, the house βͺ βͺ A overweight brother
in the house, the house βͺ βͺ There's a overweight brother
in the house, check it out βͺ βͺ There's a dumb voice
brother in the house βͺ βͺ There's a dumb voice
brother in the house βͺ βͺ Where Mariah at βͺ βͺ Where Mariah at βͺ βͺ Where Mariah at βͺ - I got a whole 'nother family now. Shut up.
(buzzer blaring) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ - Real quick, real quick, uh, okay. βͺ Off the top of the dome βͺ βͺ To tell the truth, this
just came to me easy βͺ βͺ You should work on
your English grammar βͺ βͺ 'Cause your language is sleazy βͺ βͺ Uh βͺ βͺ You really wanna know
what angers me easy βͺ βͺ It's the fact you up here
looking dangerously cheesy βͺ - Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay. βͺ You wanna teach me English, please do βͺ βͺ But first there is something
that I can teach you βͺ (rapping in foreign language) βͺ I just said I (beep)
your (beep) in Hebrew βͺ - Whoa!
(bell dinging) - Oh. Oh.
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Let's go βͺ
βͺ
Yo βͺ βͺ Look at this beached
whale, I get him in line βͺ βͺ It's unbelievable βͺ βͺ He got some bigger ******* than mine βͺ βͺ He eats everything fried,
he won't blow up with it βͺ βͺ He's so fat he got a
car to do donuts in it βͺ βͺ Now, Charron, you gotta hold up βͺ βͺ My bars always go up βͺ βͺ If you do a drive-by βͺ βͺ That'd be a Fruit Roll-Up βͺ βͺ He blows his boyfriend,
he blows his buddy βͺ βͺ With those fake *** chains,
even blows his money βͺ βͺ Plus he blows for money,
he's a real hustler βͺ βͺ Word on the
street,
DC's his best customer βͺ βͺ People most ****** are
this guy's groupies βͺ βͺ I guess DC must stand for Dry ******* βͺ - Oh!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Let's go. βͺ Uh βͺ - Man, cut that stupid *** beat. I'm tired of that (beep).
(music whirring) Real talk, real talk, real talk. Ain't nobody have time for
that stupid *** (beep). βͺ Now listen here βͺ βͺ We gonna complete the sentence βͺ - Yes (beep).
βͺ You up here hoarse βͺ βͺ But guess what, I can't
really tell the difference βͺ (crowd laughing)
- H
ey, yo. (Nick laughing) βͺ Hey yo, I represent the South βͺ βͺ You must like the taste of my name βͺ βͺ 'Cause it's always stuck in your mouth βͺ - Talk your (beep).
(buzzer blaring) βͺ And I might be gayer than
the stage I'm prancing on βͺ βͺ But I could be
straighter than the pole βͺ βͺ Your mom's always dancing on βͺ - Oh.
- Wow. βͺ Hey, Santwon, chill βͺ
- He's gay, y'all. He gay. βͺ You ain't gonna begin like this βͺ (DJ D-Wrek laughing) βͺ Boy, you look like a fruity
disco ball that spin like this βͺ (crowd
laughing)
- Let's go, Holla. (bell ringing)
- I'll see you after the show. - DJ D-Wrek, let 'em know who won, man. - I gotta give that to the Old School. Make some noise for the Old School, y'all. Old School. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Say it with me, y'all βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Everybody say it βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yo, freestyling, you
know you can't handle me βͺ βͺ Yeah, I switched sides
like EJ and Kandie βͺ βͺ So I'm coming off the
top, freestyle with it βͺ βͺ You don't wanna go βͺ βͺ I'ma crowd with it, bow with it
βͺ βͺ And then I'm gonna take a
ball and I'ma outta here βͺ βͺ Grand slam with it βͺ βͺ Get down with it βͺ βͺ I'll grab with it βͺ βͺ New School team, you
know how we sound (beep) βͺ βͺ Yo, this your bad day βͺ βͺ Next time my episodes get cut βͺ βͺ I'm just gonna cut a castmate βͺ βͺ 'Cause I'ma slam you 'cause
I'm fast on the break βͺ βͺ The chopper will flip Vee
like I crashed in a race βͺ βͺ Hey, DC, let 'em know, this my stage βͺ βͺ You know the Wild 'N Out book βͺ βͺ Well, this my page βͺ βͺ You know this gang with
the 12 βͺ βͺ This my gauge βͺ βͺ I hit you then flip
you like this my stage βͺ βͺ Yeah βͺ
- Whoa. - ****. I thought we was friends. - Uh-oh.
- (beep). - What the (beep)? - Yeah, I thought we was friends. Oh no. Oh no.
(crowd laughing) - Wow.
- Okay. - Wow.
- Okay. Listen. βͺ Uh, I'm 'bout to spit it βͺ βͺ Ha-Ha, I get with it βͺ
βͺ Okay βͺ βͺ I'm talking witty, I get silly βͺ βͺ Listen, y'all know
can't (beep) with it βͺ βͺ Uh, listen, I don't like your candy βͺ βͺ Got nuts in it βͺ βͺ Uh βͺ
(crowd cheering) - A'ight
. DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat.
- DJ. - Yeah, yeah.
- She want it to cut the beat.
(crowd cheering) βͺ Hey, hey, hey, Justina βͺ βͺ Bothering you, it ain't a problem βͺ βͺ You look like Drake's hot sauce condom βͺ (Nick laughing) - Oh, okay.
- Congratulations. You look like Drake's hot sauce condom. βͺ You said hot sauce in a condom βͺ βͺ Is that how you wanna cook me βͺ βͺ Well, that makes sense βͺ βͺ 'Cause right now, I'm
burning this (beep) βͺ - Oh!
(crowd cheering) - Okay, I just got one
thing. I just got one
thing. (crowd cheering)
- All right. Get at it. βͺ Justina, I know we
supposed to be beefing βͺ βͺ I know this a competition βͺ βͺ But I just wanted to let you know βͺ βͺ That I like (beep) and (beep) βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) - No, listen. βͺ I'm about to tell you let's go crazy βͺ βͺ A'ight, because, you know βͺ βͺ I freestyle, I don't
even need to write βͺ βͺ And like in the words of Saweetie βͺ βͺ Monaleo, you just my type βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) - DJ D-Wrek, there's a
lot going on in here
. Yo, like a whole Jerry Springer episode. - She's mine now.
- There's a lot of side switching and make
some sense outta this, man. - I gotta give that to the New School. Y'all make some noise for the New School. (crowd cheering) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yo, yo βͺ βͺ I come through in that
new seat coupe, uh βͺ βͺ Hey, either way, I used to shoot, uh βͺ βͺ And matter of fact,
girls like ooh, he cute βͺ βͺ But, y'all, make some
noise for Toosii (beep) βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Stay high, hold up. Come on.
- Talk your
****. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Okay βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Listen, okay βͺ βͺ You mustn't know that
I used to skip classes βͺ βͺ But you, sir, will get no passes βͺ βͺ So you about to turn into ashes βͺ βͺ But that right there
is a no serve passing βͺ βͺ Okay, now Hitman ain't hit (beep) βͺ βͺ Need to hit the studio so
you can get a hit quick βͺ βͺ Conceited, why they call you Conceited βͺ βͺ You like 4'11", boy,
you have no reason βͺ - Whoa.
(crowd cheering) - Let me go crazy on this team right here. Cut that (
beep). Don't nobody wanna hear
that punk *** beat. Cut it (beep). Turn it off. Cut it out, I'm so sick of this (beep). I'm sick of it. βͺ Now listen, Nick βͺ βͺ You know I (beep) with you βͺ βͺ But everybody on your team so old βͺ βͺ At least y'all coulda did
one episode of the Huxtables βͺ βͺ Mm βͺ
(bell dinging) - It was called "The Cosby Show". - I wasn't born when it was out. (crowd laughing)
- Your hair was. - DC, you gotta respect this thing. βͺ Hey yo, DC, don't cause a commotion βͺ βͺ Your screams le
aning,
shoes are beaming βͺ βͺ You really need some lotion βͺ βͺ And, Toosii, we don't
wanna hear none of that βͺ βͺ Your story's lame βͺ βͺ Why you up here looking
like a bootleg Tory Lanez βͺ - Ooh.
- Wait, wait, wait. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. βͺ What happened when you
went (beep) on Justina βͺ βͺ And took a whiff βͺ βͺ How you had to walk off βͺ βͺ Like this βͺ (bell dinging)
(crowd laughing) βͺ Now, now, Clips, you up
here acting like a chump βͺ βͺ All right, your braids
look like you Kris Kross βͺ βͺ But wit
h that fat *** you
know **** right you can't jump βͺ - Oh my goodness. βͺ Justina, you keep calling me fat βͺ - Okay, okay.
βͺ You sound like βͺ βͺ My weight is what you wanted βͺ βͺ If you turn around, you need
to borrow some of my stomach βͺ - Ah.
(bell dinging) - Hold on, hold on, hold on.
βͺ Here's the problem βͺ βͺ Here's the problem βͺ βͺ 'Cause you know I'm
on my (beep) though βͺ βͺ If we took the fat out your stomach βͺ βͺ Then my body would look like Lizzo βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) - Body bags. S
he bodied you. Body bag.
- No, no, no, no. - DJ D-Wrek, make some sense outta this. - The Old School came
back and took that one. Make some noise for the Old School, y'all. (crowd cheering) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yeah, Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Uh, uh, uh, uh βͺ βͺ Bradley, we wanted
Dwayne, but we booked you βͺ βͺ Matter of fact, your whole crew is doo βͺ βͺ I don't know if it smell like snoo βͺ βͺ But can y'all smell that,
we all just cooked you βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Mr. Cannon used to be
an
actor, no one cares βͺ βͺ But you might know me from my show βͺ βͺ I play the Rock with hair βͺ
(all laughing) (bell dinging) βͺ Wildstyle, let's get it βͺ βͺ Wild 'N Out, welcome me back βͺ βͺ But next time, leave
Charlie Clips wherever he at βͺ βͺ You see me when I hit βͺ βͺ It can never be that βͺ βͺ Con said he was the best,
that was never a fact βͺ βͺ Boy revving, Bobb'e,
you will never be that βͺ βͺ Making booty, your ***,
it'll never be that βͺ βͺ Your favorite toy,
I'll be forever a strap βͺ βͺ And you're fat,
and you're
gonna be forever be that βͺ βͺ And your best drug is
gonna be forever be crack βͺ βͺ And yo, Teddy, you
shake like a water bug βͺ - Get 'em, Hit. Get 'em, Hit.
(crowd cheering) Let's go! βͺ You know together we
popping the groupies βͺ βͺ And when you do get the chips βͺ βͺ It ain't to watch your movies βͺ βͺ Hold on, and I show
you what a veteran do βͺ βͺ Don't cut me off, you just
mad DC is better than you βͺ βͺ Look, I'm back at it βͺ βͺ Wait, I really like
the way you get excited βͺ βͺ And you get you
rself so hype βͺ βͺ But people know what I do
'cause I'm the same dude βͺ βͺ That used to run with the same crew βͺ βͺ And gang-banged more than you βͺ βͺ Shoulda threw up a gang sign βͺ βͺ But I thought I lost my mind βͺ - Keep going. βͺ I'm used to snatching the shine βͺ - Uh-huh. βͺ And the (beep) you do,
you say you so tough βͺ βͺ I don't believe it βͺ βͺ (beep) I think you just eat enough βͺ βͺ How the (beep) you a gangster βͺ βͺ Where you gonna run βͺ βͺ Jump in it, Ray, you
know, 'cause I'm cooler βͺ βͺ Yeah, you
know, get in the medulla βͺ βͺ I hate your hair βͺ βͺ I just hate your hair βͺ βͺ I don't like your hair βͺ βͺ Why it look like that there βͺ βͺ Talking 'bout that
big, that ain't right βͺ βͺ Your career like her wig,
it ain't strapped up tight βͺ (crowd cheering) - Oh.
- Tell me more of the same. - There we go, there it is. (bell ringing)
(crowd cheering) Yo, DJ D-Wrek. What happened, D-Wrek? - Yo, you know I gotta give
it to DC and the New School. Make some noise, y'all. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Go like this, yo βͺ
βͺ TraeTwoThree, Jon B. and N Rugga βͺ βͺ Everybody know I'm a shooter βͺ βͺ And matter of fact, y'all losers βͺ βͺ Need to change New
School to Team Basura βͺ βͺ Basura, basura βͺ - Okay, Jon B. βͺ Now listen, Jon B.,
you ain't say nothing βͺ βͺ My team, yeah, we keep it jumping βͺ βͺ (beep) miss me with the foolery βͺ βͺ You need to change your
name to Jon Used To Be βͺ βͺ (beep) you mean βͺ - You want me to get him?
You want me to get him? - That was wack. That was wack. That was wack.
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Okay, all
right, all right βͺ βͺ You came at Jon B. βͺ βͺ Man, why oh why βͺ βͺ Needs to change your
name to DC Never Been Fly βͺ - Oh! - All right. Hey, D-Wrek, cut the beat. (music whirring) βͺ Hey, Bobb'e, don't make me go crazy βͺ βͺ And get on my ill (beep) βͺ βͺ 'Cause your whole team will get rocked βͺ βͺ Turn me into Will Smith βͺ - Woo!
βͺ And, DC βͺ βͺ I'm gonna make you cry βͺ βͺ How you got on high water jeans βͺ βͺ But you leave every ***** dry βͺ - Ooh.
(bell dinging) βͺ Y'all are not gonna run it βͺ βͺ Charlie Clips
, you are so fat βͺ βͺ It looks like your
kneecaps have a stomach βͺ βͺ And, Bobb'e J, I know
this world is cold βͺ βͺ Why your face look like
you did a eight-year bid βͺ βͺ But your body look eight years old βͺ - Hold on, Justina. βͺ I said, Justina, what
you coming at my team for βͺ βͺ I'm kicking back a
little off the Casamigos βͺ βͺ You know I sip the Henny βͺ βͺ You know that I sip the Tito's βͺ βͺ But it don't matter how drunk I get βͺ βͺ I ain't (beep) no Hot Cheetos βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) - D-Wre
k, make some sense outta this. - I gotta give that to the Old School. Make some noise for the Old School, y'all. βͺ Old school βͺ βͺ This ***** really think
she the little mermaid βͺ βͺ But all she really did was
dip her hair in Kool-Aid βͺ βͺ Girl, you about as lame
as that boy Steve Urkel βͺ βͺ With a voice like this βͺ βͺ She should be on a
cigarette commercial βͺ (crowd cheering)
- That's true. Okay. - She good.
βͺ I'm like βͺ βͺ A cigarette commercial, that's no lie βͺ βͺ But when I do my thing,
yeah, you k
now I'm fly βͺ βͺ And taking ******* like you,
you know that's too easy βͺ βͺ With a body like that, you
looking like Young Jeezy βͺ - Oh, no, no, no, no. Hold on, hold on. βͺ You talking 'bout my body
I could go in on *** alone βͺ βͺ Man, this Hot Cheeto puff done
left her whole *** at home βͺ (crowd laughing)
- Okay. That was good too.
- I don't see it. βͺ I left my *** at home,
but I'm white, so truly βͺ βͺ That's my excuse, but,
girl, where's your booty βͺ βͺ Karlous, how you doing βͺ βͺ You look like Ol' D
irty Bastard βͺ βͺ A little bit dirtier,
less of a good rapper βͺ βͺ They said you fly,
well, I don't wanna lie βͺ βͺ You look like chlamydia personified βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Yeah. - How you like my lipstick now? - It's okay, though. Hold up. βͺ You better get the white
girl 'cause she already dead βͺ βͺ She got the red hair
but what about the head βͺ βͺ Is it fire βͺ βͺ Do you know βͺ
βͺ I don't know βͺ βͺ Is she freaky βͺ
βͺ I don't know βͺ βͺ Is she a ** βͺ
βͺ Maybe so βͺ βͺ One thing you will never (beep) know βͺ (cr
owd cheering) - Cut that beat, man. Don't nobody wanna (beep) that. What up, B?
(B grunting) What up, B?
(B grunting) (B grunting) - Talk your (beep).
- I'm trying to tell you. - Talk your (beep). Talk your (beep).
- Oh hell no. - Hold on, hold on, hold on.
- Check it. βͺ Uh, this ain't Love & Hip
Hop and don't you forget it βͺ βͺ I love hip-hop so much βͺ βͺ Nick, I wish you would just quit it βͺ (crowd cheering) βͺ **** Cyn why you started with me βͺ βͺ I invited you to this show βͺ βͺ **** I shoulda boo
ked Cardi B βͺ (crowd cheering)
- I got you, boss. - That's good too.
- I got you, boss. βͺ Listen, look, Cyn, we
don't know you too well βͺ βͺ The only Santana we respect is Juelz βͺ βͺ Justina Valentine, I rap this verse βͺ βͺ And I'ma get rid of this
Cyn like a catholic church βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Okay. βͺ You guys are scared
'cause we are newer βͺ βͺ Justina looks like me
if I fell in a sewer βͺ Now, can I get Spanky up here? Let's get Spanky, Old School. Yeah, he's so cute and little. Oh my gosh. Hi, h
ow are you? Oh my gosh.
- Whatever. βͺ Old School, right, and you got fired βͺ βͺ Looking at your face,
I have never been drier βͺ βͺ And, man, I don't wanna be crass βͺ βͺ Spanky, okay, you'll
never spank this *** βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) βͺ I'm with the Hitman βͺ βͺ And then I use Bobb'e
as a (beep) kickstand βͺ βͺ Where the hits, man βͺ βͺ Hit, man, flip spin (beep) βͺ βͺ Talk your (beep), man βͺ βͺ What you gonna do when
we hit you with that, man βͺ βͺ Yeah, get bit, man βͺ βͺ Hold on βͺ βͺ Wait up βͺ βͺ Gir
l, I seen you when
you first wake up βͺ βͺ So you better be glad they got makeup βͺ βͺ 'Cause without it, you look
like E-Man and Brandon Jacobs βͺ βͺ And, Jessie Woo, nice body βͺ βͺ I ain't gonna lie, hot body βͺ βͺ But your face, you're
looking like Godfrey βͺ βͺ Hey, Big Mack, uh-huh βͺ βͺ Ladies, I got us βͺ βͺ Hey yo, Mack βͺ
βͺ Let's get it βͺ βͺ Look, well I'm back in the bag βͺ βͺ Yo, I pack in the cat βͺ βͺ If I'm packing the (beep) βͺ βͺ I'ma run up on Mack βͺ βͺ Put it straight to his back βͺ βͺ Oh my (beep) and
black
ski mask and hoodie on βͺ βͺ Grab him right by the sack βͺ βͺ What you gonna do then βͺ βͺ Gonna phone a friend βͺ βͺ You'll probably be in my
DMs trying to bone again βͺ βͺ Cortez, ET, you gotta phone home again βͺ βͺ Y'all acting like kids βͺ βͺ So you're all Nickelodeon βͺ βͺ You're just illiterate idiots βͺ βͺ Lighting up at how big you get βͺ βͺ Always (beep) with the internet βͺ βͺ Put you out like a cigarette βͺ βͺ And, DeRay, I know
you not strong enough βͺ βͺ I seen your (beep) last night βͺ βͺ You belong wi
th us βͺ (bell ringing)
(crowd cheering) βͺ Hey yo, Kandi, you my family βͺ βͺ But what I need is understanding βͺ βͺ We was just kicking it βͺ βͺ Just having fun, boo βͺ βͺ So after I hit it,
who you gonna run to βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) βͺ You know I keep a sex toy handy βͺ βͺ I'm the real deal, real Kandi βͺ βͺ Not like your mans be βͺ βͺ So get the real Kandi βͺ - That was advertising. Get the Kandi sex toy.
Get the Kandi sex toy. βͺ Listen, Kandi, is it Twix or it Mars βͺ βͺ Why they call you Kandi,
yo
u ain't got no bars βͺ βͺ You know me, I'm always
killing on the scene βͺ βͺ How you wrote No Scrubs with
all these scrubs on your team βͺ - Woo!
(bell dinging) (crowd cheering) βͺ Justina βͺ βͺ Look βͺ βͺ I'm tired of this Raggedy Ann βͺ βͺ And with that raspy *** voice, bro βͺ βͺ I swear you's a man βͺ βͺ Yo, Ronald McDonald,
I'm a really huge fan βͺ βͺ You play yourself and a
girl on the McDonald's bag βͺ (buzzer blaring)
βͺ Yo βͺ βͺ You talking all that gang (beep) βͺ βͺ Like you really serious βͺ βͺ If you were (bee
p) why
you scared of a period βͺ βͺ You look played, who
am I speaking with βͺ βͺ Like every SoundCloud rapper
I won't do a feature with βͺ - Ooh.
(bell dinging) βͺ Look, I'm like, Jin, you
sounding like a hater βͺ βͺ I'll kill Jin straight βͺ βͺ I don't even need a chaser βͺ βͺ Face it, now you ain't
nobody's favorite βͺ βͺ Y'all give it up for Tim
DeLaGhetto's replacement βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Woo! - Mope, buddy, Mope, Mope. - Okay, okay. - Mope, hi. βͺ You know what, Mope, I
don't want you to stop βͺ βͺ You ch
ipped your tooth
sucking your way to the top βͺ (crowd oohing)
Thank you. βͺ Nick, I don't wanna get you amped up βͺ βͺ We should get him a chair βͺ βͺ We know when he stands up βͺ βͺ DC, I don't know what to say like that βͺ βͺ Tattoo on your face, I
know you must hate life βͺ βͺ Tim DeLaGhetto, I don't wanna do you βͺ βͺ You know I like pasta, I
don't want that Asian noodles βͺ βͺ And, Jess, anybody know I rap her βͺ βͺ Your body built side like a matchbox βͺ βͺ Chico, you look like an armadillo βͺ βͺ Your head's s
o big, you
use a mattress as a pillow βͺ βͺ And, Hitman, I know you
got a lot of ******** βͺ βͺ But why they call you Hitman βͺ βͺ You don't have a single body βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) - Hold up, hold up, hold up. Wait a minute. Listen.
(crowd laughing) Check this out. βͺ You went for my whole
team, that ain't right βͺ βͺ Your *** up here sounding
like a **** dirt bike βͺ (imitates bike revving) - Okay, DC, don't leave yet. Okay. βͺ DC, don't get too close βͺ βͺ You know I really hate germs βͺ βͺ And
your body look
like a big *** tapeworm βͺ (crowd cheering) - Look at you. - Uh. I'm like.
- That's right, fool. βͺ DC, I don't know why
I gave you the bill βͺ βͺ You went all red, boy,
'cause I send you to hell βͺ βͺ Matter of fact, you
need to just switch βͺ βͺ You look like a dinosaur
from Lilo & Stitch βͺ βͺ Lay Lay, come here βͺ βͺ I'm gonna keep it real βͺ βͺ You think you up here grown βͺ βͺ Until your little ***
start paying some bills βͺ βͺ I'm talking light bill, gas βͺ βͺ That's gonna kick your *** βͺ βͺ Al
l right, okay, let's do it βͺ βͺ All y'all wack like your outfit βͺ βͺ I've been making money since six βͺ βͺ I work for me, y'all work for Nick βͺ (crowd cheering) (crowd cheering) - Yo, let me get Charron. - DJ D-Wrek, may you kindly
remove the instrumental, please. - Hey.
- Actually, you wanna- - There's a lot of white
people on this episode. - "White 'N Out", okay.
(crowd cheering) βͺ For a white guy, you
think you're such a gem βͺ βͺ But you're my least favorite
candy, small penis M&M βͺ (crowd cheeri
ng)
- Ooh, slow it down. Small penis M&M. - I told you guys I was cooking. We're cooking.
- Hey. - Hey, DC, come here,
you little ugly ah boy. - Hey, I told you. - Ugly ah boy.
- Why I did. - Okay, um, let's see. βͺ Well, DC, there's one
thing that I can't ignore βͺ βͺ Your body is built just
like an extension cord βͺ βͺ I mean, you're always hyper,
you need to smoke a joint βͺ βͺ Matter of fact, your body's built βͺ βͺ Like an exclamation point βͺ (crowd cheering) - All right, I guess
that's white people
jokes. βͺ Okay, well, listen βͺ βͺ Guys, calm down a little bit βͺ βͺ He didn't really win yet βͺ βͺ When he hit last night,
I had to ask is it in yet βͺ (crowd oohing) - Wait a minute, wait a
minute, wait a minute. βͺ Uh-Uh, you cannot be
talking 'bout my (beep) βͺ βͺ I never (beep) a girl
who sounds like this βͺ (crowd cheering) (air horn honking) - Come here, Mimi. βͺ Mimi, I know with that jacket βͺ βͺ You hotter than your grandma's house βͺ βͺ And your body is
covered in more plastic βͺ βͺ Than Grandma's cou
ch βͺ - Hold up, wait, Conceited. βͺ ****, you got some big *** shoulders βͺ βͺ But that don't change the fact βͺ βͺ That your body stayed young,
but your face getting older βͺ - Ooh.
- Ooh. - All right, Seth.
- Hey, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait. Wait, wait, wait. I just wanted to say.
- Talk to him. βͺ This is my stage, don't step up on it βͺ βͺ Looking like a piece of
chicken with some ketchup on it βͺ (crowd cheering) - Justina, bring you here. Okay. βͺ Your nails, my nails βͺ βͺ I'm like
****, you might be bad βͺ βͺ But I'll still take your man βͺ (crowd oohing)
- Okay, Cristian. Okay, your nails are nicer mine. Okay, check it. βͺ Look, now, your mom texted me βͺ βͺ She thought you
wouldn't make it through βͺ βͺ How you named Cristian βͺ βͺ But your mom don't
have no faith in you βͺ (crowd oohing)
(bell dinging) Let me talk to Charron real quick. Oh, you got me? Okay. βͺ Listen, you know you soft,
nothing like a felon, right βͺ βͺ He cold, sorta like Vanilla Ice βͺ βͺ You the best, man,
you mu
st be kidding me βͺ βͺ How you lose this battle
before you lose your virginity βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) - I want Peter Gunz.
- Pop a gat. - Can I cut the beat, Cannon?
- Cut the beat. (crowd cheering) - Here we go (beep).
(crowd cheering) βͺ You got two guns and you
still couldn't blast me βͺ βͺ Trashy **** McNasty βͺ βͺ When I eat cheese,
I'm real gassy (beep) βͺ βͺ That (beep) get nasty βͺ βͺ Can you smell it βͺ - Smell it.
- Uh. Oh yeah, I (beep) with that. βͺ Before you go away, okay, look βͺ βͺ Y
our energy is great,
it's really unrivaled βͺ βͺ But every song you sing
need to come with subtitles βͺ βͺ I mean, I'm glad that you came to play βͺ βͺ But no one understands
what the (beep) you say βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) - Hey.
- How about some girl on girl on girl?
(crowd cheering) βͺ Yo, why don't you come
over here, Justina βͺ βͺ And battle with me
'cause I got a vagina βͺ βͺ I'm not scared of you,
you're scared of me βͺ βͺ I got the balls to kick
you in your ovaries βͺ - Wow, okay.
(bell dingi
ng) βͺ Okay, Julia, now I gotta eat you βͺ βͺ You got the swag of a biology teacher βͺ βͺ With a face like that, you'll
never get a wedding ring βͺ βͺ I heard of a butter face
but you a butter everything βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) βͺ Your voice is getting deeper,
but it really don't matter βͺ βͺ But season after season
your *** is getting flatter βͺ - [Crowd] Oh! (buzzer blaring)
(crowd laughing) - 'Kay. βͺ Another flat *** joke,
watch how I smash those βͺ βͺ I'd rather have a flat
butt than a loose (b
eep) βͺ - Woo.
(bell dinging) Bars.
(crowd cheering) Bars. - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek.
- Yo, what up? (speaking in foreign language) - I don't know what
that means but I think- - Cut the beat.
- Yeah, yeah. - Conceited, right here, front and center. Let's get it.
(crowd cheering) βͺ I can't believe it βͺ βͺ You're shorter in life, Conceited βͺ βͺ When you're standed up,
it look like Con seated βͺ βͺ Slow it down, I just missed you βͺ - Ooh!
(crowd cheering) - Okay.
- Uh-oh. - **** right. Okay. βͺ B. Simone, you
know
you need to dial back βͺ βͺ Jess Hilarious called, she
says she want her style back βͺ βͺ You know me, I always
spit the most heat βͺ βͺ That (beep) look like a
slab of old roast beef βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) - Ooh.
- Hold on, hold on. - Lunch meat.
- Look. βͺ See you talking all that (beep) βͺ βͺ Like you really can't stand me βͺ βͺ Somebody give her fat
*** a number to Dr. Miami βͺ βͺ Girl, your raps really got me bored βͺ βͺ Matter of fact, Wendy, go
get me a 4 for 4, peace βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) βͺ Uh, uh, uh, a'ight βͺ βͺ We gonna go off top wilding βͺ βͺ Chloe and Halle, y'all got talent βͺ βͺ So I'ma just kick
this, you got the glow βͺ βͺ But one thing before y'all go βͺ βͺ Can y'all do me a favor βͺ βͺ And tell Beyonce to
come on this **** show βͺ (crowd laughing) Call Beyonce and tell her
we need her on the show. - All right, all right.
- Please. - All right, all right. Drop the beat. Drop the beat, hold up, hold up. - That means I'ma get
in trouble. All right. βͺ Nick Nack Paddy W
hack
Cannon with no balls βͺ βͺ Once you lost Mariah,
you know you lost it all βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) βͺ First it went your talent βͺ βͺ Along with your career βͺ βͺ I know it must be hard for you βͺ βͺ But, baby, wipe your tears βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) - Bring the beat back. Y'all so mean. - Hey, hey, hey. I don't care who y'all
is. Them fighting words. (crowd laughing)
- All right. I got something for my girls right here. I got something for my girls right here. Check it out. βͺ Loo
k, okay βͺ βͺ Y'all got signed to Queen B βͺ βͺ I wish you well βͺ βͺ She looking for Beyonce,
y'all just Kelly and Michelle βͺ (crowd cheering) - All right, all right,
all right, all right. Hold up, hold up, hold up. βͺ Oh look, the mouse
has something to say βͺ βͺ You just a clout chaser
who's waiting for payday βͺ - Ooh. Ooh.
(bell dinging) - I'ma just say this.
- Ooh. Ooh. βͺ I'ma go over there and
find a place to sit βͺ βͺ Y'all signed to Beyonce,
I'm just signed to Nick βͺ - Hey, that's a good thing.
(cr
owd laughing) - Justina, you're not gonna
do these ladies like that. βͺ You up here rapping, that wasn't clean βͺ βͺ You up here snapping, I want you mean βͺ βͺ Now listen, let me tell you something βͺ βͺ Now this might sting βͺ βͺ You rap Black but these
are real Black queens βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) - I wanna get my girls back real quick. Okay, Justina, look. Look. βͺ Hey yo, Justina, I don't know
if you a actor or a actress βͺ βͺ You can't get on no show βͺ βͺ Baby girl, 'cause it's Black-Ish βͺ (c
rowd laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ Coming for me, you
must have a death wish βͺ βͺ I'ma burn you worse than
every dude that you slept with βͺ βͺ Bossed out queen, you know that's true βͺ βͺ I smell something fishy
***** it must be you βͺ - Hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
(crowd cheering) βͺ Justina, I'm on the Black
team, don't make me mad βͺ βͺ Before I make you my stepdaughter βͺ βͺ And start (beep) your dad βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Okay. Gary, I got something for you. βͺ H
ey yo, I wish I may
and I wish I might βͺ βͺ Have this wish that I wish tonight βͺ βͺ No matter where we hang,
no matter how we act βͺ βͺ You and me, Gary, are not Black βͺ - Oh.
- It's true. - I can relate. I get it.
(Gary laughing) βͺ You got me confused,
I'm down with the swirl βͺ βͺ I would talk to you, but I
don't talk to white girls βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) βͺ I mean, you beating me,
you running a drunken race βͺ βͺ The only thing this
white girl can do to me βͺ βͺ Is put me in a Sunken Place βͺ
(crowd cheering)
- All right. You know what, you know what. βͺ You're not Hitman, you're
Got Scared And Quit Man βͺ βͺ When we were hooking up, you
were too small to fit, man βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) - Woo! βͺ DC, you annoying as hell βͺ βͺ You put the L in TRL βͺ βͺ Royce, you look silly and forced βͺ βͺ Your teeth so far apart
it's like they got a divorce βͺ βͺ Nick, you see I'm on an attack βͺ βͺ Like the thing around your head βͺ βͺ For your team is a rack βͺ βͺ Tonio, you know that I'm cold βͺ (rappi
ng in foreign language)
(bell dinging) βͺ Look, TRL, that's my (beep) βͺ βͺ You got on a racing outfit βͺ βͺ 'Cause you like to ride these (beep) βͺ (crowd oohing)
- Okay. Okay.
(imitates lawnmower revving) (Justina laughing)
- I feel like cutting the grass every time I hear your voice. (imitates lawnmower revving)
(crowd laughing) βͺ Hey, Justina, I'm the only one βͺ βͺ Who ain't impressed with that rhyme βͺ βͺ Because you used to doing
seven (beep) at a time βͺ (crowd oohing)
(bell dinging) - Okay. βͺ If t
hat was true, then
I did your whole team βͺ βͺ But I didn't do you βͺ (crowd cheering) Okay, you're **** right, Brooklyn. I like this vibe. Okay, okay. βͺ Hitman, you get done worse βͺ βͺ If there's a fight,
you probably run first βͺ βͺ I'll play for the power team βͺ βͺ Julia, you some coward cream βͺ βͺ Funny Mike, you can't see me βͺ βͺ You look too much just like DC βͺ βͺ Arnstar, why you wearing that βͺ βͺ Kid 'n Play probably
want their hair back βͺ βͺ Jacob, let me set it up βͺ βͺ You're the worst competitor βͺ
βͺ The only show you're good on βͺ βͺ Is How to Catch a Predator βͺ - Justina.
(crowd cheering) βͺ I ain't got time to be going back βͺ βͺ And forth with you all night βͺ βͺ You said you not like Iggy βͺ βͺ You ******* right βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) βͺ Well, Hitman, I got real cake βͺ βͺ Her (beep) is real fake βͺ βͺ You wanna play with me βͺ βͺ But you just like a real snake βͺ βͺ That (beep) was real weak βͺ βͺ They all went to sleep βͺ βͺ You hit me up last night βͺ βͺ Talking 'bout how you trying to creep βͺ
βͺ You hit it from the
back, you like that βͺ βͺ Matter of fact, I ain't like that βͺ βͺ He pulled me up like Hitman βͺ βͺ I'ma hit you right back βͺ βͺ I'm the illest ***** with the flow βͺ βͺ Don't act like you don't know βͺ βͺ Nick Cannon is my boss
and this box is still βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
(crowd cheering) βͺ Chico, my bars so hard,
you could say they titanium βͺ βͺ The only thing bigger than
your ego is your cranium βͺ - Okay.
βͺ Karlous βͺ βͺ Why you acting wild βͺ βͺ Your
teeth look like you
brush 'em with a Black & Mild βͺ βͺ And, Vena, you know
I spit hard as (beep) βͺ βͺ You a bootleg Rihanna starter kit βͺ βͺ Zoie, you get bodied by a chick βͺ βͺ Good thing you like (beep) βͺ βͺ You get the (beep) end of the stick βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) (rapping in foreign language) βͺ You gonna take it all βͺ βͺ Like Donald Trump, I'ma
break through them walls βͺ - Okay, that was cute.
- Break through them walls. - Okay. Now, um. βͺ You could break through the walls βͺ βͺ That's n
ot important βͺ βͺ If we don't impeach him,
you're getting deported βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) - ****. βͺ You sound like you smoke a pack a week βͺ βͺ That (beep) is cancerous βͺ βͺ Black Squad, I wanna know,
yo, whose mans is this βͺ βͺ When you got dressed,
girl, I shoulda told ya βͺ βͺ You look like an advertisement
for Trashion Nova βͺ (crowd laughing)
- Okay. βͺ There's white people
and there's white people βͺ βͺ There's a difference at least βͺ βͺ 'Cause you look like the type βͺ βͺ That could be Dona
ld Trump's niece βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Let me get Justina ***. Hold up, let me get Justina ***. Listen. βͺ You picked on me all last season βͺ βͺ Yes, and you were saying
(beep) for no reason βͺ βͺ Now last year, you
called me a toothpick βͺ βͺ And, girl, that sting βͺ βͺ But your voice sound
like the little man βͺ βͺ From Lord of the Rings βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) (DC grunting) - Okay.
(DC screaming) βͺ Look, you talk about my voice βͺ βͺ So now I gotta do you βͺ βͺ But why your head look
like a dirty
shower loofah βͺ βͺ You've been gone, DC βͺ βͺ I'ma cut to the chase βͺ βͺ Meet Funny Mike, 'cause
you have been replaced βͺ - Boy, bring that ***
here. (beep) you, man. (crowd cheering) βͺ Hey, DC, I'm tired
of hearing you ramble βͺ - Oh (beep).
βͺ Y'all looking βͺ βͺ At the face that got TRL canceled βͺ - Ooh. - I got y'all. (beep). βͺ You talking about TRL got canceled βͺ βͺ **** (beep) you hit me on the low βͺ βͺ Let's talk about when you
called me three months ago βͺ βͺ Talking 'bout some please
can you get me
on the show βͺ (crowd laughing)
- I'm like (beep) hit me up. She was like, "Please, immediately. "They choking me."
βͺ Okay, here's the thing. βͺ βͺ That ain't really true βͺ βͺ So let me hear your rhyme next βͺ βͺ TRL called me, they
wanted me to be a guest βͺ βͺ They said you really good
and the fans know your face βͺ βͺ DC, I keep it real, they
wanted me to take your place βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) βͺ Lauren, come here, please βͺ βͺ Uh-Huh, gotta show the world these βͺ - I've been waiting here. βͺ A
mazing jeans βͺ βͺ Now listen βͺ βͺ This the New School βͺ βͺ And you know that we be flowing βͺ βͺ With jeans like that,
I know that you steal βͺ βͺ Outta every Walmart that you go in βͺ (crowd laughing) βͺ You make fun of my
pants, we all expected βͺ βͺ ***** yours make you
look like you're anorexic βͺ (crowd laughing)
- She's back! - All right.
- Okay. βͺ Check it out one time, look βͺ βͺ New School, you an ugly mess βͺ βͺ I'm about to do my
thing with Doug E. Fresh βͺ βͺ Justina Valentine, and
let's make the heat
rock βͺ βͺ Doug E. Fresh and he's
killing on the beatbox βͺ βͺ Hold on, watch how I play it βͺ βͺ You look like Destiny's
Child if they never made it βͺ βͺ And, DC, you ain't got no game βͺ βͺ You look like a (beep) that
won't go down the drain βͺ - [DC] I look like a (beep)? - E-Money, bring your fine ***. Okay, look. βͺ Erica, you know I like you a lot βͺ βͺ But we know that you came
up from being a (beep) βͺ βͺ Now you wanna stay fronting
like you really got talent βͺ βͺ That's the true definition
of a Bow Wo
w challenge βͺ - Woo!
(bell dinging) I thought y'all was friends. I thought y'all was friends. ****, with friends like
these, who needs enemies? - Good thing I'm not a shady friend. Nick, bring your *** here.
- Oh (beep). - Matter of fact, stop the beat. You already know I'm about to-
- I want to see this (beep). βͺ You have to stop hip-hop
'cause your rhymes are trash βͺ βͺ I'm back on Love & Hip Hop βͺ βͺ 'Cause my *** wears cash (beep) βͺ - Okay. Get 'em, Con. - Hey, hey, Con, hey, Con. βͺ You got a
tattoo on your neck βͺ βͺ A tattoo on your back, a tattoo
on your arm all scattered βͺ βͺ You probably even got
a tattoo on your (beep) βͺ βͺ That says all sizes matter βͺ (crowd oohing)
- Hold on, hold on, hold on. βͺ A all sizes matter tattoo βͺ βͺ Now I'm lighting you fast βͺ βͺ The only person that
should have that tattoo βͺ βͺ Is you right on your *** βͺ (crowd laughing) βͺ I mean, a white girl on the Black team βͺ βͺ I know that's a sad thing βͺ βͺ If your *** was a TV, it
would be a flat screen βͺ (crowd chee
ring)
(bell dinging) - But it's good quality flat screen. The pixels-
- And you. βͺ Big Mack, I know you're
scared of a gym pass βͺ βͺ You're so fat that you're
deep frying your Tic Tacs βͺ βͺ You're drinking gravy but you
need to switch to SlimFast βͺ βͺ You ain't got no bars but
all you eating is Kit Kat βͺ - Woo.
(bell dinging) They said he's frying his Tic Tac. - All right, all right.
- I hope y'all heard that. βͺ Black team, I don't wanna lose ya βͺ βͺ How we up here getting
killed by Timon and Pumbaa
βͺ (bell dinging)
- Hold on. Come here. - Get her, Con.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, hell no.
(crowd laughing) βͺ You still like coming at people βͺ βͺ But all your rapping is bad βͺ βͺ He did call you Ariel βͺ βͺ But he forgot to say you
have Sebastian the crabs βͺ (crowd laughing) βͺ Well, Con, that didn't really
hit as hard as you planned βͺ βͺ And you up here talking
like you are the man βͺ βͺ If I'm Ariel, that might be true βͺ βͺ But the whole crowd
knows if I got crabs βͺ βͺ I got 'em from you βͺ (crowd c
heering)
(bell dinging) βͺ Respect us or get merc'd βͺ βͺ I don't know if I should kiss you βͺ βͺ Or play checkers with your shirt βͺ βͺ You got a nice shape in the waist βͺ βͺ But besides D-Wrek did to Nick βͺ βͺ Nobody wants your cake in they face βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ Clips, why you acting
like you don't really βͺ βͺ Wanna score though βͺ βͺ Act like your fat ***
wasn't just eating that cake βͺ βͺ Off the floor βͺ (crowd laughing) βͺ Uh βͺ βͺ Chill out, y'all some
young *** ******** βͺ βͺ Then they sa
y, yo, this is a disaster βͺ βͺ If this was Sunday
school, I'll be the pastor βͺ βͺ Stop twerking in my
church, little girl βͺ βͺ You so nasty βͺ βͺ Let me go ahead and twerk it βͺ βͺ Now what you talking about βͺ βͺ Let me merc it βͺ βͺ Reverb it, hit it, and reverse it βͺ βͺ Let me fall back, 'cause
you know I can hurt it βͺ - I can't do that. I can't do that. βͺ Hey, with them shiny *** boots on βͺ βͺ Y'all tripping βͺ βͺ You heard of the City Girls βͺ βͺ Well, these the Welfare Women βͺ βͺ Look, I got one more
joke,
then it's over βͺ βͺ It look like y'all signed a
record deal with Fashion Nova βͺ - You can suck a (beep). - Okay. - [Chico] Oh, uh-oh. βͺ You know I'm Asian, so
I love the duck sauce βͺ βͺ But I heard you like ranch βͺ βͺ 'Cause you like your salad tossed βͺ - Oh, whoa.
- Wait a minute. - *******. βͺ You be blowing up my phone βͺ βͺ Sending me late-night texts βͺ βͺ But I refuse to smash (beep) βͺ βͺ I be wearing berets βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Oh. - What?
(bell dinging) - Will you smash me, 'cause I
don't got no
berets, honestly. - Hey, DC, come here. Hey, if y'all didn't know,
this is Brooke Valentine. Make some noise for her one time. (crowd cheering) I'm Justina Valentine, okay.
- Okay. βͺ It's Brooke and Justina βͺ βͺ Y'all are just passengers βͺ βͺ We come through, it's
Valentine's Day Massacre βͺ βͺ DC, why you screaming thug life βͺ βͺ You look like the main
character from A Bug's Life βͺ (crowd laughing)
(Nick laughing) - A'ight.
- Ant. βͺ Now look, cool βͺ βͺ I'm gonna need my respect βͺ βͺ Look, this ain't g
ot
nothing to do with you βͺ βͺ 'Cause you need to get your
**** relationship in check βͺ βͺ So listen up, listen, white girl βͺ βͺ Why you coming to me βͺ βͺ I'ma tell you right now βͺ βͺ Your *** is ugly from
your head to your feet βͺ βͺ Here we go βͺ βͺ DC, the truth is βͺ βͺ I think that you a ***** βͺ βͺ Atlanta, don't he look like an alien βͺ βͺ From Lilo & Stitch βͺ βͺ I'm up here, and one more thing βͺ βͺ 'Cause of Nick I'm getting bread βͺ βͺ And you look just like a farmer βͺ βͺ 'Cause you only deal
with chicken
heads βͺ βͺ I'm like, Conceited,
you gonna need some help βͺ βͺ You up here looking
like the Keebler's Elf βͺ βͺ And, DC, I walk how I'm talking it βͺ βͺ You look like a praying mantis
dipped in some chocolate βͺ βͺ And, Cynthia, why are you buzzing βͺ βͺ How you a housewife and you
can't even keep no husband βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) - I don't like how you
talked about my team earlier. Let me see something. You got next? All right. Look. βͺ Y'all think they pretty,
but they not, y'all βͺ βͺ But I'm st
ill trying to put βͺ βͺ A lot of ketchup and
mustard on this hot dog βͺ βͺ I'm like βͺ βͺ Ketchup and mustard,
nah, I wouldn't yank it βͺ βͺ How you gonna fit all that on
that little pig in a blanket βͺ (crowd laughing) - Jason Lee, come here real quick. Hey, hold on. βͺ I'ma show how to do you βͺ βͺ Look, y'all, it's Timon and Pumbaa βͺ βͺ Yo, wait, hold on βͺ βͺ You say you always with Cardi B βͺ βͺ But I know your *** gay
'cause you always on Cardi's D βͺ (crowd oohing)
(buzzer blaring) - Yo, let me talk to B.
Simone real quick. - Oh, go and get her, get her. - Let me talk to her real quick. βͺ **** you still single βͺ βͺ Let's put it to the end βͺ βͺ For a small fee, baby girl,
I can be your boyfriend βͺ βͺ Shiggy, you, no βͺ
(buzzer blaring) All right, hold on.
- Shiggy said (beep) you. βͺ Shiggy, you two uglies, not just one βͺ βͺ With a body like that βͺ βͺ You be nothing but my son βͺ (bell dinging)
- Hold on. Gah. - I want B. All right, say it with me, okay. βͺ You're my boyfriend βͺ βͺ The (beep) don't even lik
e you βͺ βͺ How you let 'em beat down your walls βͺ βͺ And they still don't wife you βͺ (crowd oohing)
(bell dinging) - This is real personal. βͺ Y'all give it up for
this flake, Blac Chyna βͺ βͺ When your man wanna fish βͺ βͺ He (beep) your vagina βͺ - ****.
(crowd cheering) - DJ, can you cut the beat real quick? - Oh. Conceited ain't even here.
(crowd laughing) βͺ So, Nick, I been a fan of
this show for quite some time βͺ βͺ Mostly 'cause of this redheaded dime βͺ βͺ Who murders with these rhymes βͺ βͺ I used t
o think that you were so fine βͺ βͺ Until I turned on my
TV and I saw Drumline βͺ - Oh!
(bell dinging) - I'm not done yet with you, boy. - That was fire.
- Hold up. βͺ But I really gotta know what
else you're known for lately βͺ βͺ 'Cause the only thing I know you for βͺ βͺ Is making Mariah Carey's babies βͺ (crowd oohing)
βͺ Tell me something, Nick βͺ βͺ Did she even let you pitch βͺ βͺ 'Cause from the
internet's point of view βͺ βͺ You were just her little ***** βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) - [Nick] Hold
on. - Come on, Maddy. Come on, Maddy.
- Uh-oh. βͺ Actually, hey βͺ βͺ Listen, Maddy Mayonnaise βͺ βͺ I don't know why you're battling βͺ βͺ Your *** is so flat βͺ βͺ It makes Justina's look
like Kim Kardashian βͺ - Hold on, I got one thing to say. βͺ Charron, how come between us βͺ βͺ I'm the one who's more feminine βͺ βͺ When did they come out
with an unflavored Eminem βͺ (crowd oohing)
(bell dinging) - Hey, come on, okay. βͺ But even if you're the
last person on Earth βͺ βͺ I still wouldn't tap that βͺ βͺ This is
what I'd look like βͺ βͺ With the girl filter on Snapchat βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell ringing) (air horn honking) - I believe him.
- Yo, Nick. βͺ You think you G-Unit, I know you lying βͺ βͺ Well, from 50 Cent my shooters βͺ βͺ Are get Nick or die trying βͺ βͺ And you need to stop this βͺ βͺ 'Cause you look like a
sexy flight attendant βͺ βͺ That spent a day on a cockpit βͺ βͺ Spin out on him, yo, what up βͺ βͺ Go βͺ βͺ Yo, what up, step back (beep) βͺ βͺ Back βͺ
βͺ I would bah βͺ βͺ Chi-Chi bah bah bah βͺ (beep) outta her
e.
- (beep) outta here. (beep) outta here. - Let me talk to Hitman.
- You wanna go? - Yo, Hitman, Hitman.
- Go, go. - Oh my gosh. βͺ Your mustache looks
like a line of ants βͺ βͺ But I bet it's bigger than
the line in your pants βͺ Hey.
(bell dinging) Okay, okay. βͺ Yo, your smile is wack βͺ βͺ Your teeth are so fake and
white, they make me look Black βͺ - Yo.
- What is going on? - Yo.
- These white people are whooping our ***. What kinda reverse Jordan
Peele (beep) is going on? βͺ You said my teeth so w
hite
it make you look Black βͺ βͺ Well your *** so flat it
make Justina's look fat βͺ - Thank you. David, come here. Yo, listen, yo. - White people are whooping our ***. βͺ Hey yo, David, I can
tell that you seem mad βͺ βͺ You look like you only
three days out of rehab βͺ βͺ And, DC, know I'm not hating βͺ βͺ But your shorts are so tight βͺ βͺ It's like your balls' suffocating βͺ βͺ And, Vee, I hit you with the one-two βͺ βͺ Call you Pretty Vee 'cause
that V is pretty run through βͺ βͺ And Shuler got his shirt
on
'cause he don't have abs βͺ βͺ Why you dressed for the beach
when you already have crabs βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) - Hold up, hold up.
(air horn honking) White people.
(crowd cheering) (beep). (crowd cheering) βͺ We on Wild 'N Out, so I
guess that's why you wilding βͺ βͺ That's why Gucci gonna
drop you from the label βͺ βͺ Before he drop your album βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Okay. They gonna drop me? Okay. βͺ I'm a young *** ***** and I'm only 22 βͺ βͺ I just signed for a million (beep) βͺ βͺ What about
you βͺ - Hold on.
- Okay. - All right, okay.
- Million in my bank account. - Listen. Hold on. βͺ You signed for a milly, way to go βͺ βͺ Too bad I made that
(beep) like 10 years ago βͺ βͺ Wait, Bobb'e, why are you so angry βͺ βͺ That's no way to talk to a lady βͺ βͺ Aw, somebody need to burp this baby βͺ - Baby.
- Nope, nope. βͺ More short jokes, boy,
you better stop it βͺ βͺ When you get home, you're
gonna take your shoulders off βͺ βͺ And hang them in the closet βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) - Chyna, real
quick, baby. Yo, yo. βͺ Hey yo, Chyna, you ain't
beat for this battling βͺ βͺ You went and bagged the
least famous Kardashian βͺ βͺ With all that plastic,
who's gonna smash βͺ βͺ Your body recyclable,
but your career is trash βͺ βͺ But you ain't got no *** βͺ - Hold on, hold on, hold on.
(crowd cheering) - Let me get Clips. Yeah.
- Help out, help out. - I got it, I got it, I got it. Okay, right? Here we go. βͺ Clips, you're walking
'round like you're the best βͺ βͺ Looking like DJ Khaled
without the success
βͺ Okay, hold on, ready? βͺ Khaled claims he doesn't
go down on ladies βͺ βͺ But I bet you'd eat me
if I was covered gravy βͺ (crowd cheering)
(Maddy laughing) (bell dinging) 'Cause he's fat.
- Hold on, hold on. βͺ Yo, white girl, you better look out βͺ βͺ And tell your mother to
stop calling the cops βͺ βͺ On our cookouts βͺ
- Oh. βͺ And understand that the hate is valid βͺ βͺ And why the hell do your people βͺ βͺ Put little raisins in potato salad βͺ - Oh, okay. All right. Let me get one more for Clips. One m
ore for Clips.
- Get him. βͺ If you walk 10 steps, I don't
think you could go further βͺ βͺ Martin Luther King
Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) βͺ You're stepping up to me βͺ βͺ No, don't even bother βͺ βͺ You haven't been
popping in these streets βͺ βͺ Since I was a toddler βͺ - Oh, oh.
(bell dinging) That's very mean. - Come here, Amber. Since you wanna be on the show. Let me show you what I do. βͺ Look, I'm with the Red Team, shorty βͺ βͺ And this ain't your
thing, shorty, uh-huh βͺ
βͺ You on Wild 'N Out,
girl, and it saddens βͺ βͺ 'Cause the whole **** show βͺ βͺ You showed you ain't got no talent βͺ (crowd oohing)
- Come on, Amber. βͺ Yeah, DC, I know you a star βͺ βͺ But you're only 15 pounds βͺ βͺ I gotta walk you to the car βͺ - Oh.
(crowd cheering) - No, stay right there,
DC, with your ugly ***. Look.
- Whoa. - The whole squad.
- Don't wanna do this. βͺ Look, you got on red and green βͺ βͺ Looking like Christmas, that's a fact βͺ βͺ But those little (beep) a
present we will never unwr
ap βͺ βͺ And, DC, you know I'm not your friend βͺ βͺ You got on camouflage βͺ βͺ 'Cause with roaches you
always gonna blend in βͺ (crowd oohing)
(bell dinging) - All right, all right, all right. Listen. βͺ I hear you talking βͺ βͺ And you're talking that stuff βͺ βͺ But you shouldn't have
wore a see-through dress βͺ βͺ 'Cause ***** I see your gut βͺ (buzzer blaring) - All right, Red Squad. βͺ Yo, yo, look, uh βͺ βͺ I got the harmony, so
I'ma need all the room βͺ βͺ If y'all sing, you're gonna
need a lot of auto-tun
e βͺ βͺ One scrub, two scrub,
three scrub, four βͺ βͺ You looking like a janitor
that's mopping up the floor βͺ βͺ Five scrub, six scrub,
seven scrub, eight βͺ βͺ Hitman never caught a body βͺ βͺ Con never caught a case βͺ βͺ I'll put you in your place βͺ βͺ Yeah, I'm talking all of you βͺ βͺ How we the Girl Squad and
got more balls than you βͺ βͺ Y'all are not stars βͺ βͺ I single-handedly
damaging with philanthropy βͺ βͺ Run and tell 'em I got bars βͺ βͺ Pretty boy, sissy boy, tummy all gushy βͺ βͺ How y'all the Boy Sq
uad
but still so ***** βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) βͺ Vee, I mean, her (beep) is different βͺ βͺ The way she play with my (beep)
I thought spaghetti did it βͺ βͺ (beep) that βͺ βͺ Slashed your face and
said Freddy did it βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) - Freddy did it.
- Santwon, baby. βͺ Uh, Santwon βͺ βͺ You an overachiever βͺ βͺ You tried out for the
football team as wide receiver βͺ βͺ Than you change your profession βͺ βͺ Give me an A, give me a B βͺ βͺ Since you're a cheerleader βͺ βͺ We know everybod
y gave you the D βͺ (crowd oohing)
(bell dinging) Where Roble at? I need my chef in front. βͺ Yo, Roble, I'ma step
to you on the scene βͺ βͺ Since you a chef, I'ma
have to cook the whole team βͺ βͺ Black Squad guaranteed
gonna need some help βͺ βͺ Big Mack would eat the whole
menu plus the menu itself βͺ βͺ And Jace Ali, we all
know that you sweet βͺ βͺ You stick away from fish
but you be choking on me βͺ βͺ I'ma stay in the kitchen
'cause they needed me there βͺ βͺ I ripped Michael's legs
(beep) cooked medium
rare βͺ (crowd oohing)
(bell dinging) βͺ Look, hey yo, Bobb'e,
you gotta be bothered βͺ βͺ With the face of a father
and the body of a toddler βͺ βͺ You probably need your mama
'cause you a little chump βͺ βͺ This what your baby look like βͺ βͺ When you just get a little pump βͺ - Oh.
(bell dinging) All right. All right, all right. βͺ You got me good with
the body of a toddler βͺ βͺ But let's be real βͺ βͺ You the one that got
the face of a father βͺ (crowd oohing)
(bell dinging) - My makeup's not good? Okay. -
Not at all, baby. You look like ah. βͺ That was cute, but your
arms are never too tight βͺ βͺ Career's like your body βͺ βͺ It'll never reach new heights βͺ βͺ I bet not a single
person here follows you βͺ βͺ Pre (beep) baby, your
mom shoulda (beep) you βͺ - All right. All right.
(crowd cheering) βͺ Look, Shuler, you are not no prize βͺ βͺ It look like you about to
leap with them bullfrog eyes βͺ βͺ And Jay got a man, it must be pretend βͺ βͺ You got a Biz Markie
face so you just a friend βͺ - Ooh, ****.
- Hold o
n, hold on. Yo, listen. Wait a minute. βͺ Justina, I would diss you βͺ βͺ But you probably
wouldn't understand me βͺ βͺ Unless I changed my voice like yours βͺ βͺ And sound more manly βͺ - Okay, okay. All right.
(bell dinging) (Shuler growling) βͺ You talking about my voice βͺ βͺ Wanna cook me with this βͺ βͺ I'd rather sound like a man βͺ βͺ Than look like a ***** βͺ - Ooh.
(bell dinging) - Hold on, hey. - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat. (crowd cheering)
(music whirring) βͺ Hey yo, Bobb'e, I bet you
use a shoe
box as a bed βͺ βͺ You're so short βͺ βͺ You gotta stand on your
toes just to give a (beep) βͺ βͺ And, Mimi, you trifling βͺ βͺ You got so much plastic in your *** βͺ βͺ I could bring you to
the curb for recycling βͺ βͺ And, DC, I bet you
rocking some long johns βͺ βͺ You're so thin, you could be
the thong in the Thong Song βͺ βͺ Thong, thong, thong, thong, thong βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Let's go βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Kandie βͺ βͺ Hey, Justina, they want
me to come at you brutally βͺ βͺ Let's flip the script and
kill 'em off
with unity βͺ βͺ Unity, cool, then
this gonna be a eulogy βͺ βͺ Battery up in my back,
'cause now you fueling me βͺ βͺ Battery up in her back,
I got her gassed up βͺ βͺ Gassed up, I'ma go leave
all these (beep) ***** up βͺ βͺ ***** up, I got my D
tucked and my strap tucked βͺ βͺ Strap tucked, I'ma tell the
team they need to back up βͺ βͺ We on the scene βͺ
βͺ Look at me βͺ βͺ Feeling clean βͺ βͺ They know I'm bad like Mike βͺ βͺ I call her Billie Jean βͺ βͺ Not the brother βͺ βͺ We go in the chatter βͺ βͺ I'm rolling with
my sis βͺ βͺ I said trans lives matter βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) βͺ Hey yo, Jessie, you know
that we stuck like glue βͺ βͺ And even after this, you
still gonna be my boo βͺ βͺ I got one thing to
say, okay, maybe two βͺ βͺ You ain't never in your
life made a (beep) say woo βͺ - Ooh.
(bell dinging) - DJ D-Wrek.
- Huh? (speaking in foreign language) That means cut the beat.
- That means cut the beat in Haitian.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. (music whirring)
(crowd cheering) βͺ Hey yo, Amber, how
could you come
for me βͺ βͺ You know rapping ain't my ministry βͺ βͺ Me never make a (beep) scream βͺ βͺ Hitman, holler at me one time βͺ (bell dinging)
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Don't let 'em gas you up βͺ βͺ 'Cause I'ma go full throttle βͺ βͺ You can win the Powerball βͺ βͺ But you can never hit the Latto, Nick βͺ - Ooh.
- Oh, oh. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ - That's cool, 'cause she
was talking that talk. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Uh, Big Latto, yo, she
tried to snap, y'all βͺ βͺ Big Latto, gonna make
me bust my (beep) off βͺ βͺ Big Latto, she about to take this off βͺ βͺ 'Cause I knew Big Latto βͺ βͺ When she was a little
bitty scratch-off βͺ - Oh!
- Oh. (bell dinging) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yo, Team Evolution,
I'm the man on my team βͺ βͺ Come through as the boss,
the Nick Cannon of my team βͺ βͺ I take his head off,
throw it like a Frisbee βͺ βͺ Then I catch it, bring it back βͺ βͺ 'Cause you (beep) with me βͺ βͺ Then hit the Hitman βͺ βͺ And then I use Bobb'e
as a (beep) kickstand βͺ βͺ
Where the hits, man βͺ βͺ Hitman let's (beep) talking (beep) man βͺ βͺ What you gonna do when
we hit you with that, man βͺ (crowd cheering)
βͺ Hold on, wait up βͺ βͺ Girl, I seen you when
you first wake up βͺ βͺ So you better be glad they got makeup βͺ βͺ 'Cause without it, you look
like E-Man and Brandon Jacobs βͺ βͺ And, Jessie Woo, nice
body, I ain't gonna lie βͺ βͺ Hot body βͺ βͺ But your face, you're
looking like Godfrey βͺ (crowd laughing)
βͺ Hey, Big Mack βͺ βͺ Uh, ladies, I got us βͺ βͺ Hey yo, Mack, look βͺ
βͺ L
et's get it βͺ βͺ Well I back in the bag βͺ βͺ Yo, I patting the cat βͺ βͺ If I'm packing a (beep)
I'ma run up on Mack βͺ βͺ Put it straight to his back βͺ βͺ Oh my (beep) in black
ski mask and hoodie on βͺ βͺ Grab him right by the sack βͺ βͺ What you gonna do then βͺ βͺ Gonna phone a friend βͺ βͺ You'll probably be in my
DMs trying to bone again βͺ βͺ Cortez, ET, you gotta phone home again βͺ βͺ Y'all acting like kids,
so you're all Nickelodeon βͺ βͺ Y'all just illiterate idiots βͺ βͺ Lighting up at how big you get βͺ βͺ
Always (beep) with the internet βͺ βͺ Put you out like a cigarette βͺ βͺ And, DeRay, I know
you're not strong enough βͺ βͺ I seen your (beep) last night βͺ βͺ You belong with us βͺ (crowd oohing)
(bell ringing) - Whoa!
- It's hereditary. - Stop body-shaming.
- Body-shaming. - I think it's quite obvious. - It's very obvious. There's no doubt Latto and
the ladies of the Evolution won this one. Make some noise, y'all. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Let's get it y'all βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ What we doing, y'all βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Bankrolls, that's what BRS stand for βͺ βͺ Stands for free, I should
throw down the bendo βͺ βͺ I got a lot of drip and
it falling out my closet βͺ βͺ I got cash all in my pocket βͺ βͺ I'm just a walking deposit βͺ βͺ Wildstyle, let's get it βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
- He's great. Showing y'all he can rap.
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ - I see you.
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yo, BRS Kash, your flow go crazy βͺ βͺ I shoulda took your advice βͺ βͺ And had a bunch of (beep) babies βͺ βͺ Instead of impregnating
all the world's ladies βͺ
βͺ But you know what, I'ma keep doing it βͺ βͺ Till I get about 80 βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Okay βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yo, hey yo, Swag, you know
I got that drastic spark βͺ βͺ You the last dinosaur
from Jurassic Park βͺ βͺ And y'all dirty, you
know I got a sanitize it βͺ βͺ If you click your heels three times βͺ βͺ You'll be in Kandie's closet βͺ - Oh.
βͺ That candy got nuts in it βͺ βͺ That candy got nuts in it βͺ βͺ Got nuts in it βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Look, watch your mouth βͺ βͺ 'Cause I'm about
to
let this (beep) off βͺ βͺ Let (beep) fly off
stage like candy drawer βͺ βͺ Me I'ma let the (beep)
sing like Diana Ross βͺ βͺ (beep) the whole team Revolution βͺ βͺ (beep) and the boss βͺ βͺ I heard he got a new house now βͺ βͺ How much his family cost βͺ βͺ I don't know, but
slide down the chimney βͺ βͺ And hand the dog βͺ βͺ Pin the cat right against the wall βͺ βͺ Get the hamster off βͺ βͺ What about the little hamster, though βͺ βͺ Had to get him, he ran across βͺ βͺ Watch your mouth, boy, 'cause
you're finna get
close five βͺ βͺ Yo, what about Santa Claus βͺ βͺ You get these gifts,
you talking that (beep) βͺ βͺ I could give a (beep)
about Charlie (beep) Clips βͺ βͺ 'Cause I got a gauge, I got a cannon βͺ βͺ Y'all can't stand, the
whole stage go blamming βͺ βͺ I get crazy, I'm going in βͺ βͺ And then βͺ
(bell ringing) DJ D-Wrek, make some
sense outta this, man. - I gotta say, yo, that
was a dope, dope battle. But I gotta say Nick and the
Revolution took that one. Make some noise for
Nick and the Revolution. βͺ Wildstyle
βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Let's go βͺ βͺ Yo, every day I'm hustling βͺ βͺ Guess I get to busting in βͺ βͺ Coming in, yo, I bust
it in, what's the grin βͺ βͺ I'ma just tell you,
I'ma keep freestyling βͺ βͺ Karlous, what you looking at βͺ βͺ Why you not smiling βͺ βͺ You should be here
(beep) you got talent βͺ βͺ You're one of the
funniest (beep) I know βͺ βͺ Nah, I'm just wilding βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Please. Please. Ooh-wee. Ooh-wee. βͺ I said, Nick, come
here, let me talk to you βͺ βͺ 'Cause every time I see
you, I'ma walk with you βͺ βͺ You know that I'm Los
and I'm the leader βͺ βͺ When I was in the streets βͺ βͺ You was on Nickelodeon
dressed like a cheerleader βͺ - I was. Okay.
(DC screaming) βͺ Hey βͺ βͺ (beep) yeah, he was
dressed like a cheerleader βͺ βͺ Okay βͺ
βͺ Had a wig and everything βͺ βͺ Even had the pom poms βͺ βͺ Everyone know why you're
so cool with Santwon βͺ - Whoa.
- That's my (beep) right here. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yeah, Evolution, y'all
sinking like quicksand βͺ βͺ Big chance, I'ma go
bri
ng in my boy Hitman βͺ βͺ Stealer, if you heard, leader βͺ βͺ I know this mine βͺ βͺ I catch a mean body like Selena βͺ βͺ Okay, I make you fly across, Sabrina βͺ βͺ DC, you the baddest ***** Trina βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Revolution, Revolution, Revolution βͺ βͺ Hey, Justina, Hitman,
the team, well, I'm in it βͺ βͺ Them the shorts you got βͺ βͺ When you found out she
burnt you at the clinic βͺ - Ooh.
(DC laughing) (buzzer blaring)
- (beep) you. DJ D-Wrek, you can kiss my ***. - Hold on.
βͺ Uh, uh βͺ βͺ This is for my gir
l Jessie βͺ βͺ She's about to be my
new bestie in the Tessie βͺ βͺ Yeah βͺ
βͺ Tricksy beats βͺ βͺ So clean that it's filthy βͺ βͺ Skin like butter and
her hair's so silky βͺ βͺ Where my girl Justina βͺ βͺ The queen of Wildstyle
'cause her boss is so meaner βͺ βͺ And E, yes, Amber's so fine βͺ βͺ That thing you did to Cardi's
tongue, do that to mine βͺ βͺ I can't foot the bill, not the buzzer βͺ βͺ Santwon out here wilding
out just because of βͺ βͺ Can't foot the bill, not the buzzer βͺ βͺ Santwon out here wilding
out jus
t because of βͺ (bell ringing) - Santwon did a whole compliment battle. He just went around saying
niceties to everybody. - That was nice. - But DJ D-Wrek, let us know who won. - Revolution, I know
y'all did y'all thing, but I don't care what y'all talking about. I gotta give it to the boss
Rick Ross and the Evolution. Make some noise for 'em, y'all. βͺ Wildstyle, yeah βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Let's go, Wildstyle βͺ βͺ All these Mariah
jokes are getting over βͺ βͺ When the people came for your
dough βͺ βͺ You hit the high note βͺ - Ooh.
(bell dinging) βͺ Wildstyle, uh βͺ βͺ Yo, I'm not a disappointment βͺ βͺ I just smoke joints, kid βͺ βͺ In fact, Joe slang
(beep) back in the '80s βͺ βͺ But all I gotta do, I
got a whole lot of ladies βͺ βͺ A whole lot of babies,
a whole lot of crazy βͺ βͺ And I'ma keep going, I'ma do it today βͺ βͺ It's the Revolution Squad, okay βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ You know us, we spit it so fire βͺ βͺ You sit on the car, it
turns to a low rider βͺ βͺ Team Evolut
ion came to win βͺ βͺ You so fat, you make Fat Joe look slim βͺ (Fat Joe laughing)
- Whoa. βͺ I ain't gonna front βͺ βͺ Shout out to the cast
from White Men Can't Jump βͺ (Nick laughing) βͺ What's up with these Wild 'N Out lames βͺ βͺ Two boys that wanna
play Wild 'N Out games βͺ βͺ I drop the flow, yeah,
I pick up to steal it βͺ βͺ She take you home, but then
you pick up and kill it βͺ βͺ Watch your mouth, you must've go βͺ βͺ And smoked the last 'shroom βͺ βͺ 40 cal and boom and it'll
kick you out the classroom βͺ
- Woo!
- Hold on. - Oh. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Tell it to him βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Somebody said you tough βͺ βͺ Boy, that's cap βͺ βͺ You sit down to pee
and wipe front to back βͺ βͺ Somebody shoulda told
you not to push me βͺ βͺ You put the capital E in ***** βͺ (crowd laughing)
- Okay. - Ball. Ball.
- Right. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Okay, this beef we got between us βͺ βͺ Time to dead it myself βͺ βͺ Your head is big, but please
don't get ahead of yourself βͺ βͺ But when I'm done saying this βͺ βͺ I hope we still cool with eac
h other βͺ βͺ Nick was about to give a show to DC βͺ βͺ Before his own brother βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yo, yo βͺ (bell ringing)
(crowd cheering) - All right, all right.
A lot of stuff going on. Make some sense of it, please. - It was real close, but I gotta give it to Fat
Joe and Team Evolution. Make some noise for 'em, y'all. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Sing it y'all, Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Who the heck picked this
little trash litte beat βͺ βͺ Who gonna tell Nick
his cash looking weak βͺ βͺ You cannot
sell records anymore βͺ βͺ You look like a GEICO in a store βͺ (crowd oohing)
- All right, all right. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yo, all these cats wanna come in here βͺ βͺ And talk about my job βͺ βͺ Yo, you can (beep) on my knob βͺ βͺ Y'all make some noise for
the Black Sideshow Bob βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ Come on, Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ You better pray to a god,
'cause I'ma be your doom βͺ βͺ You're built like you teach
workout classes on Zoom βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell
dinging) βͺ Hey, listen, before I start the rap βͺ βͺ Ladies and gentlemen, let's give it up βͺ βͺ For my comedian Kevin Hart Attack βͺ βͺ Looking all wack with your βͺ I ain't got nothing either.
(crowd laughing) βͺ Psych, I lied βͺ βͺ You know my whole boss,
I keep it real though βͺ βͺ It's (beep) uphill with a
gun holster filling (beep) βͺ (crowd cheering) - B. Simone, real quick. B. Simone. I don't want them problems.
- Oh yeah. Bet. βͺ B. Simone, you know
I'm a microphone killer βͺ βͺ But you up here dresse
d like you βͺ ****, that (beep) me up, I'm sorry. He scared me. (beep) he gonna say something to me now. Man, I'm nervous. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Let's go βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Go, Kandie βͺ
βͺ Hey, Justina βͺ βͺ They want me to come at you brutally βͺ βͺ Let's flip the script and
kill 'em off with unity βͺ βͺ Unity, cool, then
this gonna be a eulogy βͺ βͺ Battery up in my back
'cause now you fueling me βͺ βͺ Battery up in her back,
I got her gassed up βͺ βͺ Gassed up, I'ma go leave
all these (beep) ***** up βͺ βͺ ***** up
, I got my D
tucked and my strap tucked βͺ βͺ Strap tucked, I'm gonna tell
the team they need to back up βͺ βͺ We on the scene βͺ
βͺ Look at me βͺ βͺ Feeling clean βͺ βͺ They know I'm bad like Mike βͺ
βͺ I call her Billie Jean βͺ βͺ Not the brother βͺ βͺ We go in the chatter βͺ βͺ I'm rolling with my sis,
I said trans lives matter βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) (crowd cheering) - How do you rate that?
That was amazing, though. That was fire. Justina went last. She
had the illest line. - But I probably gotta
gi
ve it to Team Revolution because Justina had the loudest bars. - Tie goes to the dealer, baby. (crowd cheering) βͺ Wildstyle, come on, come on βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ If I don't win, I give
my daisy for the belt βͺ βͺ You know my song, these
bullets won't eat they self βͺ - All right, all right. All right. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Jucee Froot, yo, here we go βͺ βͺ And if you don't know, now you know βͺ βͺ Yo, she talking 'bout the
bullets and shooting Nick βͺ βͺ But you know, got a cannon
and
I'm oof stupid with βͺ βͺ Get to blasting, smashing
this whole world, catastrophe βͺ βͺ Ask Memphis, everybody,
they gonna ask for me βͺ βͺ 'Cause I'm certified in any other hood βͺ βͺ But I'ma let you live 'cause
you know it's all good βͺ (crowd cheering) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Hey yo, Jessie, you know
that we stuck like glue βͺ βͺ And even after this, you
still gonna be my boo βͺ βͺ I got one thing to
say, okay, maybe two βͺ βͺ You ain't never in your
life made a (beep) say woo βͺ - Ooh.
(bell dinging) - DJ D-Wrek.
- Huh? (speaking in foreign language) - That means cut the beat.
- That means cut the beat in Haitian.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. (music whirring)
(crowd cheering) βͺ Hey yo, Amber, how
could you come for me βͺ βͺ You know rapping ain't my ministry βͺ βͺ Me never make a (beep) scream βͺ βͺ Hitman, holler at me one time βͺ (bell dinging)
(crowd laughing) - [Nick] Bring the beat back. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Hey yo, you was in the lobby drawing βͺ βͺ You got Wyclef dreads,
Whoopi Goldberg face βͺ βͺ And then Bobb'e arms βͺ
βͺ Hey yo, I'm right here βͺ βͺ You the size of Oscar the Grouch βͺ βͺ That (beep) live right there βͺ (bell dinging)
(crowd laughing) βͺ Right there βͺ βͺ Yo, yo he live, right there βͺ βͺ Where he live, where
he live, right there βͺ βͺ Where he live, where
he live, right there βͺ βͺ Hitman, with the short
jokes, don't start βͺ βͺ Big teeth, boy, your
gums got stretch marks βͺ (crowd laughing)
βͺ Really quick βͺ βͺ Bobb'e like distant cousins βͺ βͺ Me and bro got history βͺ βͺ We both the same age βͺ βͺ But he didn't gro
w up with me βͺ (crowd cheering)
'Cause he didn't grow up, 'cause he short, so he didn't grow up. - DJ D-Wrek.
- Yo. This was really close, but I gotta give it to Nick Cannon and Team Revolution, y'all. - Team Revolution.
(crowd cheering) βͺ Let me hear it, y'all βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ I can't hear y'all βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ My music stops him βͺ βͺ And I just got me a co-feature βͺ βͺ DC not getting a verse βͺ βͺ And, Nick Cannon, you either βͺ βͺ And we're fond on this beat βͺ βͺ I don't like none of the shoes βͺ
βͺ That's on any of y'all (beep) feet βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ All right, he going crazy βͺ βͺ Yo, he can't get a feature
from that (beep) Morray βͺ βͺ DC, what you gotta say βͺ βͺ He think your (beep) is way played βͺ βͺ And I'ma tell you like
this, I'm a juicer βͺ βͺ Matter of fact βͺ βͺ You need to get in the
gym like you used to βͺ - Okay.
- Oh. - Okay.
- Don't let him talk to you- - (beep).
- DC. βͺ Listen, I'm in the kitchen βͺ βͺ Uh-Huh, use the ketchup βͺ βͺ You already know, uh-uh,
now don't get we
t up βͺ βͺ Listen, I ain't Dijon, listen βͺ βͺ I ain't mustard βͺ βͺ (beep) I don't wanna
do a verse with you βͺ βͺ You fake *** Ruben Studdard βͺ (beep) wrong with you. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Now you hit him with it βͺ βͺ Like a voodoo doll βͺ βͺ What you got to say,
you can take that back βͺ βͺ 'Cause you got brand new
teeth rocking last year plaque βͺ βͺ Yeah, now talk about how
your girl gonna let me smash βͺ βͺ Let's talk about that
song with Tee Grizzley βͺ βͺ And how it is trash βͺ βͺ Let's talk about ho
w you
can't go on a mission alone βͺ βͺ Let's talk about how
you got three phones βͺ βͺ And none of 'em on βͺ βͺ Let's talk about how Maddy
got kicked out of village βͺ βͺ Let's talk about if she was a rapper βͺ βͺ She'd be Lil Uzi Privilege βͺ βͺ Let's talk about Nick Cannon,
he don't get me started βͺ βͺ And your music you're
thinking about putting out βͺ βͺ It's (beep) garbage βͺ - Cortez, he talked about everything. - [DJ D-Wrek] Wait a minute. - Yo, Cortez went crazy. - Make some noise for him.
- He blacked
out on 'em. - I think it's apparent who
won, but DJ D-Wrek, talk to 'em. - Yo, I gotta give that to
Morray and Team Evolution. Make some noise for 'em.
(crowd cheering) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Come on, come on βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Let's get it, get it βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Let's get it, get it βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Come at me here, man βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Hey yo, Hitman, I ain't Santwon βͺ βͺ A dude like you, I would pass on βͺ βͺ You the one that's
seen me with my mask on βͺ βͺ Trying to act like a lady
and this is Four
Warners βͺ βͺ But I'll take my nails off βͺ βͺ And we could box like four corners βͺ - Oh.
- Oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh (beep). She got a bite.
- This is mad fair. - She just spit all her nails. That's not COVID-friendly.
(crowd laughing) βͺ I got a hotter tea βͺ βͺ Strapped with AKs and Lima beans βͺ βͺ What you expect βͺ βͺ You put Kandie in front of Halloween βͺ βͺ I'm not a fan βͺ βͺ I turn into a hologram βͺ βͺ You just a fake *** Juwanna Man βͺ βͺ I got a sicker rhyme βͺ βͺ I got the knife named meaner βͺ βͺ The G
lock 10, ***** (beep) put inside βͺ βͺ Hitman, please don't
make me call up my hitman βͺ βͺ He'll ride on you and won't
let down the kickstand βͺ βͺ I'm a big fan, but toe-to-toe
would be the tragedy βͺ βͺ (beep) I'd do way worse than Cassidy βͺ - Oh.
βͺ Worse than Cassidy βͺ βͺ Please don't be a baby βͺ βͺ He wanna be a shoreward βͺ βͺ He wanna play hoops but he don't βͺ βͺ You're big enough to
be a power forward βͺ βͺ I don't think you
understand me, little Kandie βͺ βͺ You look like a grandpa slash granny βͺ βͺ Look
like you smell
like a ******* sandy βͺ βͺ What's sandy, I don't know βͺ βͺ A (beep) named Randy βͺ βͺ Randy, let's make Tony and Brandy βͺ βͺ Brandy mixed with Monica, Brandy βͺ βͺ And he gonna catch
balls like you Randy βͺ βͺ Randy, SpongeBob
house, this ain't Sandy βͺ βͺ Randy, I can scratch it
off, it's something do βͺ βͺ It's two (beep) inside you βͺ βͺ (beep) it, we jump in you βͺ (bell ringing)
- You got some more, Kandie? - I was like, hold on, hold on. βͺ Clips and Hitman, the
way y'all did that βͺ βͺ Honest
ly, I can't complain, homie βͺ βͺ Y'all (beep) teamed up βͺ βͺ As if y'all was trying
to run a train on me βͺ - Oh, whoa, whoa.
(bell ringing) - DJ D-Wrek.
- Whoa. - Y'all wanted to play with her. - It was already over. - Y'all wanted to play with her. - It was already over. - It was a hell of a episode, DJ D-Wrek. - Kandie came and ripped
through all y'all. Gotta give it to her. Make some noise for Team Evolution, y'all. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ I'm rocking 24 karats
for 24 hours βͺ βͺ You boys ain't fresh,
you need 24 showers βͺ (crowd laughing) Who let y'all on set today, for real? βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Said we need showers, we must be funky βͺ βͺ Yo, look at my glow,
that (beep) real chunky βͺ βͺ All my girls got ***** like donkeys βͺ βͺ Hitting everything, mamas,
grandmas, and aunties βͺ - Oh.
(bell dinging) - Hey, Jess Hilarious.
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ I said ooh, it's the hair for me βͺ βͺ You got sticky stuff all
around your edges, I see βͺ βͺ You need a new wig, I prefer curl
s βͺ βͺ 'Cause in the face, you
look like Gorilla Glue girl βͺ (crowd laughing)
βͺ Gorilla Glue girl βͺ βͺ In the face you look
like Gorilla Glue girl βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Hey yo, Swag, when you hit the fade βͺ βͺ You never spit tight rhymes βͺ βͺ Looking at you got me like
it's already nighttime βͺ βͺ I can't believe you a Wild 'N Out vet βͺ βͺ Why they got you up here
dressed like the Wild 'N Out set βͺ βͺ Okay, okay, man βͺ
(bell dinging) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Hey, DC, let me get you, DC βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Now I been in the gym βͺ βͺ And I'm trying to get swole βͺ
βͺ Swole βͺ βͺ I ain't scared of no
(beep) with a nose ring βͺ βͺ And a funky *** mole βͺ βͺ Looking like a vertebrae
animal with several legs βͺ βͺ I mistaked you for a fork βͺ βͺ You look like the side the cricket βͺ βͺ That's on life support βͺ (crowd laughing) βͺ Got there ankles βͺ βͺ I see nothing but bones βͺ βͺ I could use your ribs and
play them like an exylophone βͺ (crowd laughing) - An exylophone? What is an exylophone? - Exylophone.
- What is th
at? - Exylophone. βͺ It goes do do-do-do-do do do βͺ βͺ Do do do do, do do βͺ
- What is an exylophone? βͺ Do do do βͺ
(bell ringing) (crowd cheering) - DJ D-Wrek, make some
sense outta this, man. - I gotta give that one
to 24K and the Evolution. Make some noise for 'em, y'all. βͺ Let me hear you say βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ I'm so proud of you, Nick βͺ βͺ You've been working real hard βͺ βͺ But how you having your own
show and still lost your job βͺ (crowd oohing)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - She talking ab
out (beep). She talking that (beep). βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yo, I don't lose my
jobs, I choose my jobs βͺ βͺ And the whole episode we
like, who's this broad βͺ βͺ She gotta be a fraud
with a name like Foushee βͺ βͺ Fugazi, or care what them fools say βͺ βͺ She must be crazy,
I'm going off the top βͺ βͺ Swayze and I'm about to
get Ghost like I'm Patrick βͺ βͺ Not the one from SpongeBob smashing βͺ βͺ I'm a starfish, all
this, be fitting collars βͺ βͺ Regardless of my heart and
got me on some ball (beep) βͺ
- Oh, oh, oh.
- I'm just saying. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Here we go βͺ βͺ Jay Cole on the show, you are a joke βͺ βͺ You're like the real J.
Cole if he were broke βͺ βͺ And, Pretty Vee, your name, I hate it βͺ βͺ If you were actually pretty,
you wouldn't have to say it βͺ βͺ And, Justina, I know how you feel βͺ βͺ You're mad at me 'cause
my red hair is real βͺ Hey!
- Whoa. - She said it. βͺ Look, yo, I'ma kill the
beat to the track gang βͺ βͺ You the type of white girl βͺ βͺ That swears she got some Black friends βͺ βͺ An
d what I'm on next,
I can't stand Conceited βͺ βͺ With his little Napoleon complex βͺ βͺ And Bobb'e's still trying to blow up βͺ βͺ I bet you still trying to think βͺ βͺ What you wanna be when you grow up βͺ βͺ And Shuler always looks surprised βͺ βͺ I wish my *** could be
half as big as your eyes βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek.
- Yo. - Cut the beat.
(music whirring) (air horn honking) βͺ Justina, listen, I'm
about to just talk facts βͺ βͺ Right βͺ βͺ It just look like you got a long back
βͺ (Nick laughing)
(crowd laughing) βͺ I don't know what you call that βͺ βͺ But your *** is how Black
people like their wings βͺ βͺ All flat βͺ - I like it like that too, actually. βͺ And, Pretty Vee, here's
something that you must learn βͺ - Uh-huh. βͺ Your box so hairy, if you gave birth βͺ βͺ The baby would get rug burn βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) - That's corny.
- Hold on, Con. Hold on, Con, before you go, man. βͺ Now, I was sitting back
behind my team just cooling βͺ - Uh-huh.
βͺ Now you see βͺ βͺ I'
m about to have to turn
Conceited into a conclusion βͺ - Oh.
- Ooh. βͺ Now see, somebody come up
here and give this baby a bib βͺ βͺ You know, with your type of height βͺ βͺ I'm sure all your
friendships are short-lived βͺ - Ooh.
- Oh! βͺ And I'ma be honest with you βͺ βͺ When I get to shooting these big shots βͺ βͺ You better take cover βͺ βͺ You see this captain hat βͺ βͺ I've been motorboating your mother βͺ - Oh.
(bell ringing) (air horn honking) - JJ finally woke up.
- Yo. - The high wore off.
- Yo. - And h
e went crazy. D-Wrek, who won? - It was close, but I gotta
give it to Team Evolution. Make some noise for Team Evolution, y'all. - [Nick] Y'all give it up
for the queen, Foushee. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Let me hear you say it βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ A little louder say βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Let's go βͺ βͺ It's dope that I can be
here to share the stage βͺ βͺ But the real reason I'm here
because I'm getting paid βͺ βͺ If you listen close, you
can hear 'em screaming DDG βͺ βͺ If they fire you again,
Nick, you can work for
me βͺ - Ooh. Okay.
(crowd oohing) He said I can work for him. A'ight, uh. βͺ Little boy, you
couldn't pay for my food βͺ βͺ Especially with them
little checks from YouTube βͺ βͺ DDG, you ain't a place to me βͺ βͺ That sound for Don't Do
Good on nothing you see βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Okay, Jacob, you gonna get a hurting βͺ βͺ The only show you'd be
on is 40-Year-Old Virgin βͺ βͺ And Maddy don't shave βͺ βͺ Well, if you were on Jersey Shore βͺ βͺ You'd be what they'd call a grenade βͺ βͺ And,
Swag, you know I'm not capping βͺ βͺ Your mouth hot, you got
the same breath as a dragon βͺ βͺ And, DDG, you're hella fly βͺ βͺ But DDG for you, Hitman,
just means Dirty (beep) Guy βͺ (crowd oohing)
- Whoa. - Okay.
- I've got it. Yo, DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat.
(crowd cheering) (air horn honking) βͺ Hey yo, Bobb'e, watch your
temper when it come to me βͺ βͺ Mm, I'm trying to see
where all that angle went βͺ βͺ Man, if I put my hands on you βͺ βͺ MTV gonna charge me
with child endangerment βͺ - Ah.
(bell dinging)
βͺ My mans be dumping βͺ βͺ We already know your mans be running βͺ βͺ If I punch you, you gonna
lay still on the floor βͺ βͺ And everybody just
gonna think Andy coming βͺ - Oh.
(crowd cheering) βͺ Nick Cannon, you done ****** me off βͺ βͺ I should hang you by
your neck on the ceiling βͺ βͺ Since you dressed like a disco ball βͺ - Ah.
βͺ Karlous βͺ βͺ I ain't gonna say nothing about you βͺ - Uh-huh.
βͺ Shuler βͺ βͺ Why the (beep) your eyes so βͺ βͺ Justina what that mouth do βͺ - Hey.
- Hold on, hold on. βͺ Hitman, I r
eally thought
I was your man, though, Gs βͺ βͺ How the hell you talking
with a mouthful of piano keys βͺ (crowd laughing) βͺ And you, you would not pop off at all βͺ βͺ How you dressed like
a construction worker βͺ βͺ But no girl will let
you knock down her walls βͺ - Hold on, Con.
(crowd oohing) Hold on. βͺ And you look like a
homeless Krayzie Bone βͺ βͺ You know it's a dub,
you ain't harming me βͺ βͺ If you was in that group βͺ βͺ It would be called
Bone Scrubs-N-Harmony βͺ - Hold on.
- Oh. βͺ I got a question,
Con βͺ βͺ How you up here trying
to critique (beep) βͺ βͺ Yeah βͺ
βͺ And you a petite (beep) βͺ - Ooh. βͺ Small hands and feet (beep) βͺ βͺ Car seat where you eat (beep) βͺ (crowd oohing)
βͺ (beep) that βͺ βͺ You wanna be a local rapper so bad βͺ βͺ But you up to nothing βͺ βͺ Your girl treat my
(beep) like your career βͺ βͺ 'Cause it's up and coming βͺ βͺ So you need to stop with
all that chit-chatting βͺ βͺ Even your brother Nick laughing βͺ βͺ He said even on Christmas βͺ βͺ You wouldn't have a gift wrapping βͺ (crowd c
heering)
(bell ringing) - It was a a capella battle. - It was a dope battle, probably one of the dopest I've ever seen, but I gotta give it to Nick
Cannon and the Revolution. (crowd cheering) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ - Cut the beat.
(music whirring) - Already? - Rapped.
- Do you? βͺ Nick, you're a rapper βͺ βͺ I always thought you was like
a backup kinda like a chorus βͺ βͺ I was gonna go in on you
but I need your advice βͺ βͺ Since now I'm going through a divorce βͺ (crowd laughing) βͺ She's talking
a bunch of (beep) βͺ βͺ None of it's true βͺ βͺ The bottom line is I wasn't happy βͺ βͺ We were just through βͺ βͺ Drops the mic, I'm
going high in the sky βͺ βͺ Don't call me, call DC Young Fly βͺ - Oh.
- Gain some weight, bro. You look like a Kit Kat. (crowd laughing) βͺ This is just all filler βͺ βͺ Because the next
rapper will probably be βͺ βͺ Some wack comedian like Karlous Miller βͺ - Ooh.
- Uh-oh. βͺ I should say something he don't like βͺ - Uh-huh.
βͺ Like how I should (beep) βͺ βͺ His ex-wife and let
her Wi
ldstyle on my mic βͺ - Oh.
- Oh! Nice.
- Bring the beat back. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Let's go βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ - Come here, Mack.
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ - I love you, but come closer.
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Mack's only bars are candy,
but here's the kicker βͺ βͺ When Mack sees his friend, he
says what's up, my Snickers βͺ (crowd laughing) And that was Justina's
turn. That was funny. - Wait, wait, wait,
wait, hold on, hold on. - Yo, that (beep) funny. βͺ I'm finally glad that
that freestyle end βͺ βͺ Looking at your face, you
look
like Chandler from Friends βͺ βͺ This is a Black show, you
ain't gonna get with this βͺ βͺ Wild 'N Out's back we
can get rid of Ridiculous βͺ - Oh!
(crowd laughing) - Okay. βͺ Cortez, please don't come for me βͺ βͺ If we was back in school, I
would steal your lunch money βͺ βͺ DC's scrawny as hell, put
more food on your plate βͺ βͺ You about as skinny βͺ βͺ As the chances of me
going back straight βͺ - Whoa!
(bell ringing) - D-Wrek, man, make some sense of this crazy *** Wildstyle battle. - It was kinda c
lose, but I gotta give it to Gary Owen and Team Evolution. Make some noise for 'em, y'all. - [Nick] Oh. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Let's go, Loni βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Let's go, Loni βͺ βͺ Hey yo, hey yo βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ What you got βͺ βͺ Nick, we're not the same βͺ βͺ I'm wine, you're Henny βͺ βͺ You off the chain but I got a Emmy βͺ - Ooh, she do got a Emmy. I don't have one of those. That's her. She's talking that talk. A'ight.
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yo, the white man's award,
I don't really n
eed that βͺ βͺ Emmys, Grammies, Oscars,
nah, y'all can keep that βͺ βͺ Chain Gang, that's
where I keep my heat at βͺ βͺ As long as my people with
me, that's the achievement βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ - Talk your (beep).
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Hey y'all, it's your boy Kandie βͺ βͺ I don't mean to be rude βͺ βͺ Nick said wild out,
so that's what I'ma do βͺ βͺ Hey yo, DeRay, honestly,
why you still here βͺ βͺ Are you experiencing a
slow patch in your career βͺ βͺ Justina, is Wild 'N Out
your only gig βͺ βͺ You look like a Vienna
sausage with a red wig βͺ βͺ Ladies get VBLs and
say new body, who this βͺ βͺ New body, who Rip βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Rip been in the gym,
getting buff as (beep) βͺ βͺ Boy, stop it βͺ βͺ You can tell everybody in the crowd βͺ βͺ You went and got a tummy tuck βͺ βͺ Wild for me tuck is something
make your money tuck βͺ βͺ We was in the group chat
like what's up with bruh βͺ βͺ He (beep) up βͺ βͺ You out here looking re
al suspect βͺ βͺ You went from having
no neck to a buff neck βͺ βͺ And hey, E-Man, I
ain't gonna say a lot βͺ βͺ But, boy, you built
just like a tater tot βͺ βͺ And that nose is as
wide as a cable box βͺ βͺ Make me stop, 'cause I want it all βͺ βͺ Y'all already know that I run it all βͺ βͺ I came and (beep) I wanna ball βͺ - Come on, baby!
- (beep). - You don't wanna mess
with the Revolution! (bell ringing) (crowd cheering) Everybody who went on
our team bodied y'all. So, D-Wrek, let 'em know. - Nick Cannon an
d the
Revolution took that one. Make some noise for 'em, y'all. βͺ Come on βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Let's go βͺ βͺ Grew up watching Wild 'N Out βͺ βͺ But now they got me on it βͺ βͺ I ain't come here to play βͺ βͺ I came to body my opponent βͺ βͺ I ain't leave a crime scene βͺ βͺ And they'll never leave ever βͺ βͺ This a battle revolutionary βͺ βͺ Ls, we ain't taking nothing βͺ - Ooh.
(crowd cheering) (bell dinging) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ He said Ls, we ain't taking it βͺ
βͺ Like Harlem, I be shaking (beep) βͺ βͺ I'ma put it up and make
him look like bacon bits βͺ βͺ Chopped up, swapped up, mopped up βͺ βͺ Your whole squad,
y'all can get (beep) up βͺ βͺ Let's go, Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yo, I had to bring the beat back βͺ βͺ 'Cause that's all that I was missing βͺ βͺ I heard they sell your
CD in the toddler section βͺ βͺ 'Cause you're small βͺ βͺ You're like a toddler βͺ βͺ And sell your CD in
the toddler section βͺ βͺ Having this boy's face
really gotta be sad βͺ βͺ You're built l
ike a
wilding colostomy bag βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yo, when it's beef, don't yell for me βͺ βͺ You wanna know if
you gonna live or die βͺ βͺ Clips, we shall see βͺ βͺ You got a problem, then you tell me βͺ βͺ 'Cause the chopper
that I brought tonight βͺ βͺ Not in their league βͺ βͺ And yo, Bobb'e, who sent you βͺ βͺ When these bullets hit your stomach βͺ βͺ You're gonna need the
same doctor Rip went too βͺ βͺ If it's on my mother βͺ βͺ If I get my mad, I'ma (beep)
Justina and her brother βͺ βͺ Hey yo, Jess,
put that
all that *** on me βͺ - Oh.
- All right. All right. - Let's go, Hitman.
- I stay here too? βͺ Okay, listen βͺ βͺ Jack Thriller, I spit
it, I get it very hot βͺ βͺ The only one-eyed dude
we like is Fetty Wap βͺ βͺ And, DeRay, you came
through like a whirlwind βͺ βͺ It looked like you went to
jail to be someone's girlfriend βͺ - Wait a minute. Stop. Yo, yo, Justina. βͺ Unless you want your hair (beep) βͺ That's a girl, that's
a girl, that's a girl. That's a girl. That's a girl. I'm sorry.
- Get your o
ne-eyed *** over here. βͺ Let me tell you the reason why I'm mad βͺ βͺ 'Cause all you could use
is iPhone and an iPad βͺ βͺ I don't even know why
the five not clapping βͺ βͺ You a pirate that can't
say aye, aye, captain βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) - DJ D-Wrek, make some
sense outta this, man. Who won? - I gotta give that one to
NLE Choppa and the Evolution. Make some noise for the Evolution, y'all. βͺ Wildstyle, yeah, yeah βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yeah, yeah βͺ βͺ Nick want a Zaytoven
beat an
d try to use it βͺ βͺ Hit his phone back βͺ βͺ Said I can't wait to not do it βͺ - He said he hit, that's true.
(bell dinging) I can't wait to not do it.
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Asked Zay for a beat, and
I didn't even choose it βͺ βͺ I don't know why dog
don't like my music βͺ βͺ We best friends, I'm used to it βͺ βͺ But that (beep) was funny as hell βͺ βͺ I can't wait to not do it βͺ (all laughing)
- Nice. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Look βͺ βͺ Zaytoven nice with the beats βͺ βͺ But you'll get beat down,
feet bound βͺ βͺ Nah, we ain't playing βͺ βͺ Catch every rebound βͺ βͺ See, clown, how we be ducking
all of your weak rhymes βͺ βͺ We wolves βͺ βͺ Y'all looking like just some sheep now βͺ βͺ And, Pretty Vee, let
me go kick my feet up βͺ βͺ Don't know why they call that V pretty βͺ βͺ That thing is beat up βͺ βͺ And, DC, you really need to stop it βͺ βͺ With this whole getup,
you in Young Thug's closet βͺ (crowd laughing)
βͺ She mad about the reparation βͺ βͺ She mad about the reparation βͺ βͺ She mad about the reparati
on βͺ βͺ I'll give y'all reparation
with no hesitation βͺ βͺ Uh-Huh βͺ
βͺ You know I love you, bro βͺ βͺ Uh-Huh βͺ βͺ But you look like a prostitute
from Grand Theft Auto βͺ (crowd laughing)
- Yo, yo. Let me talk to Skinny Wesley
Snipes, AKA Razor Blade. Let me talk to you. - I'm about to get in your ***. - You about to get in my-
- Check this out, right? Listen. βͺ Listen, you already I'm a rap star βͺ βͺ (beep) you already
know I'm a trap star βͺ βͺ Now go ahead and let me
go on ahead and finish βͺ βͺ Justina,
you look like
a bottle of mayonnaise βͺ βͺ With strawberries in it βͺ βͺ Now listen βͺ (all laughing)
(bell ringing) - Yo, make some sense out of it, D-Wrek. - Nick Cannon and Team
Revolution slaughtered y'all. Make some noise for
Team Revolution, y'all. - Mr. Anderson. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ (beep) Nick βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Nick brought me on the show βͺ βͺ I don't trap no more βͺ βͺ But I'm really glad this
(beep) don't rap no more βͺ βͺ You can really tell I wanted this βͺ βͺ You my man,
that's true βͺ βͺ 'Cause them white people will
cancel your Black *** too βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ We canceled βͺ
βͺ I got you, though βͺ βͺ I got you, Gibbs βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yo, you say I got canceled βͺ βͺ Man, I don't stand it βͺ βͺ 'Cause I've got answers
on every **** channel βͺ βͺ And you know you can't
fire a boss, it is βͺ βͺ And matter of fact βͺ βͺ Who gives a (beep)
about a Freddie Gibbs βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Smooth like butter,
so sweet, I'm edible βͺ βͺ I spit fire, y
ou should
call me incredible βͺ βͺ Bobb'e look like a burnt Q-tip βͺ βͺ That (beep) is wack and we know βͺ βͺ He's got no real drip, uh βͺ βͺ Ancient power, call me Archimedes βͺ βͺ Clips is one slice away
from getting diabetes βͺ - Facts.
βͺ Hold on βͺ βͺ From the front to
the back to the floor βͺ βͺ Your wig is dry, you
should moisturize more βͺ - Oh.
βͺ From the front βͺ βͺ To the back to the floor βͺ βͺ Your wig is dry, you
should moisturize more βͺ - Uh-uh, look. Hold on. βͺ Hey, I'm really gonna
enjoy killing you
βͺ βͺ I gotta send you back home βͺ βͺ How your mama like
look what he did to you βͺ βͺ And you might wanna get physical βͺ βͺ 'Cause I fill your girlfriend mouth βͺ βͺ With more white than
the dentist did to you βͺ - Ooh, ooh.
(crowd oohing) - All right, let me talk to Maddy. Hey, Maddy. All right, here we go. All right. βͺ You're not as hot as you want to be βͺ βͺ But I think you're
pretty terrible at comedy βͺ - Oh.
(buzzer blaring) - Wait. What? You gave him the buzzer for that? βͺ You got a personality
li
ke a piece of wood βͺ βͺ This is how Jacob has sex βͺ βͺ Wow, that felt really good βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell ringing) (music whirring)
(crowd cheering) - D-Wrek, make some sense outta this, man. Who won? - I gotta say Freddie Gibbs and
Team Evolution won that one. Make some noise for Team Evolution. - Do you want a evolution? βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Say it with me, y'all βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Let's go βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ What, what, what βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Go ahead and get it βͺ βͺ You know them young girls βͺ βͺ Must
find 'em on TikTok βͺ βͺ But I'm a grown woman, yeah βͺ βͺ I can make your bed rock βͺ βͺ Love does cost a thing βͺ βͺ I need a fat knock βͺ βͺ But ain't no love here βͺ βͺ All you're getting is hip-hop βͺ - Oh.
- Okay. - Yeah.
(bell dinging) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ - Said I like young girls.
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ - She was rapping.
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ - [DJ D-Wrek] She was rapping. βͺ She said I like old girls,
young girls, no pass βͺ βͺ Matter of fact, Karlie Redd,
I wouldn't date your old *** βͺ - Whoa.
(bell dinging) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Come on βͺ
βͺ Look βͺ βͺ I know you think you're
making some bucks βͺ βͺ But your necklace says YS,
that stands for You Suck βͺ βͺ To your girlfriend,
you wanted to propose βͺ βͺ The only ring you could afford
was the one in your nose βͺ - Oh.
(bell dinging) - Can I get Charlie Clips
to the front, please? βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Let's go βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Let's go βͺ βͺ Them (beep) jokes
may be funny to crack βͺ βͺ Yeah, I tuck my D, but
I also tuck the strap βͺ βͺ 50-Inch Brazilian bundles
hanging down my back βͺ βͺ B
ut over 50 bullets
in my blah-dah-dah-gat βͺ βͺ Yes ***** I'm back, fully reloaded βͺ βͺ For this Clips stomach βͺ βͺ And he know I won the battle βͺ βͺ Tell him stop running
and (beep) from CPT βͺ βͺ So I can (beep) on him βͺ βͺ I'll flip his whole
name and I Clips Charlie βͺ - Ooh.
- (beep). - Hair.
- That was crazy. - Wilding.
- Hey. βͺ First of all, I got you βͺ βͺ You said you been shot over 50 times βͺ βͺ 'Cause when they found
out, they shot you βͺ βͺ Listen here, I'm the boss βͺ βͺ (beep) you the cowgirl,
the
cowboy, and the horse βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ Talking about you popping (beep) βͺ βͺ And your feet stink, who
wears socks with heels βͺ (crowd laughing) βͺ Hey, y'all, it's your boy Kandie βͺ βͺ I don't mean to be rude βͺ βͺ Nick told me wild out,
so that's what I'ma do βͺ βͺ Amber Diamond, baby girl,
you know you dead wrong βͺ βͺ You know your name shoulda
been Amber Rhinestone βͺ βͺ Hold up, wait a minute,
let me get my rhyme on βͺ βͺ Hold on, why is Charlie
Clips shaped like a pine cone βͺ βͺ (bee
p) about as fat as a rhino βͺ βͺ So wide he can stand in
two separate timezones βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) - Kandie went crazy. Kandie went crazy. - Let me rock. - Yo. They going crazy in here. Yo, that's one rapping *** pronoun. (all laughing) - So guess what, I gotta
give it to Team Evolution. Make some noise for Team Evolution, y'all. - Let me rock. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Hold on βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Having all these babies,
what's up with you, bro βͺ βͺ He went from gigolo to just bei
ng a ** βͺ βͺ Yo, we're together βͺ βͺ You know we the one βͺ βͺ Man, you **** near my age βͺ βͺ You dressing like my son βͺ - Your son ain't built like me. Your son ain't built like me. A'ight, a'ight, I got him. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Kirk and Rasheeda, yeah βͺ βͺ They wanna talk about my baby mothers βͺ βͺ Real talk, they don't
even like each other βͺ βͺ Matter of fact, I heard
Kirk was undercover βͺ βͺ Matter of fact, I could
be Rasheeda's real lover βͺ - Oh!
(bell dinging) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Let's go, y'all βͺ βͺ Wildst
yle βͺ
βͺ Let's get it βͺ βͺ Y'all know where to see me at βͺ βͺ Yo, where the Henny at βͺ βͺ I wore trunks this episode βͺ βͺ 'Cause I'm really
trying to swim in that βͺ βͺ Y'all saying you're ready βͺ βͺ And I'm like we'll see because βͺ βͺ Jess plus Vee plus hard equal me βͺ βͺ Let me hit that βͺ - Let's go, y'all.
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ - Your girl watching.
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ - [Justina] Come on, Chic. βͺ Pink tape like a
wrestler, that's cool, bro βͺ βͺ But you look like your finishing move βͺ βͺ Would be the Dow
n Low βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ When I spit, trust
me, every bar with me βͺ βͺ You take your hat off outside βͺ βͺ Somebody gonna park a car in it βͺ (all laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ Hey, let's get it βͺ βͺ You talking about my bald spot βͺ βͺ That's all you got to say βͺ βͺ But when I look at your forehead βͺ βͺ You well on your way βͺ
βͺ Okay βͺ (all laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ You well on your way βͺ βͺ This beef between us βͺ βͺ I'm about to go ahead and dead it βͺ βͺ Your head so big βͺ βͺ I saw what you w
as gonna say βͺ βͺ Before you even said it βͺ (all laughing)
(bell dinging) - Hey, hey, hold, hold, Con. Can you cut the beat for me real quick? I need everybody to hear this. - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek.
- What up, man? - Cut the beat.
(air horn honking) - Yeah, it's just like that.
- Uh-oh. βͺ Clips, you dusty, your skin husky βͺ βͺ Your elbows crusty and you hella musty βͺ - Uh-huh.
βͺ And that's a fact βͺ βͺ You up here shaped like
a fun-sized Big Mack βͺ βͺ I mean, imagine that if y'all
was standing back to ba
ck βͺ βͺ It would look literally like
you're Big Mack's backpack βͺ (Nick laughing) - [Nick] Is that Big Mack
on the (beep) motorcycle? (crowd cheering) - Real talk. I seen the emails. This might be your only episode. So I'ma let you win that, man. (all laughing)
- Oh! - Bring the beat back! βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Let's go βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Psych, I lied you asking for a knife βͺ βͺ Watch your mouth, little man βͺ βͺ Or you're asking for a fight βͺ βͺ Two mismatched sneakers βͺ βͺ That's actually a type βͺ βͺ I'ma
sneak your mother to
sneak up back to your life βͺ βͺ Little (beep) you talking
about the game if you sagging βͺ βͺ You look like a water
bug graduated to a dragon βͺ βͺ Watch your mouth, or you
get popped with the lead βͺ βͺ Have you looking like E-Man
if he got shot in his head βͺ - Woo!
βͺ Here, come to throw βͺ βͺ I gotta get from that βͺ βͺ And you're cut, that Big
Mack and (beep) get with that βͺ βͺ If I go back to back
then I flip the rap βͺ βͺ Flip the rat, watch your mouth (beep) βͺ βͺ I'm getting back βͺ (
bell ringing)
(crowd cheering) - Okay. Okay.
(crowd cheering) - Yo, DJ D-Wrek, man, make
some sense outta this. - Kirk and Rasheeda, Team
Evolution took that one. Make some noise for 'em, y'all. - What? - Oh. Oh yeah. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Can't hear you, y'all βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Let me hear you say βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ So, you're five oh broke like us again βͺ βͺ I started back selling drugs again βͺ βͺ Heard you was rocking
with the (beep) in here βͺ βͺ The real reason I
brought thugs in here βͺ
(crowd laughing)
- A'ight. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
βͺ Let's go βͺ βͺ Hey yo, Dugg, nah, I don't **** **** βͺ βͺ Big homie, all I do is try to maintain βͺ βͺ If you got a problem, you
can holler at the Chain Gang βͺ βͺ We wreck both sides,
West Side wiseguys βͺ βͺ We've gotten so big βͺ βͺ We gotta use my private
plane for drive-bys βͺ (crowd cheering) - Wow.
- Use your private plane. That's crazy.
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ - That's crazy.
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Once again, this song,
I'm back in my (beep) zone βͺ βͺ If you're smoking,
I'm
throwing bullets βͺ βͺ Like I'm Patrick Mahomes βͺ βͺ Cracking your dome, these
rhymes like a patch up your soul βͺ βͺ I wonder how many average
your little casket could hold βͺ βͺ 'Cause Drake will open up your face βͺ βͺ Man, your casket is closed βͺ βͺ You cut the beat 'cause you
weak and you lacking the flow βͺ βͺ You ain't never got a bracket before βͺ βͺ But I get a bracket
before I look in your eyes βͺ βͺ And I can tell you a ** βͺ - Woo!
(bell dinging) - That's it. Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek.
- Yo, what up? - Cut t
he beat.
(music whirring) (air horn honking)
(crowd cheering) βͺ Listen here you old little (beep) βͺ βͺ Sucker, Santwon's distant lover βͺ (crowd cheering) βͺ I don't know why you try βͺ βͺ To come at me with that hood stuff βͺ βͺ (beep) with me, you get cooked up βͺ βͺ When I tell Revolution to break a leg βͺ βͺ I am not wishing them good luck βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Hold on. Wait a minute. βͺ Con, I guess it's lit again βͺ βͺ Uh-Huh βͺ
βͺ I'ma cut you off βͺ βͺ You ugly as hell βͺ βͺ Boy, you look like Crimson Chin βͺ
- Get his ah.
- A'ight. βͺ Now listen, you tiny
******* who the hell got him βͺ βͺ We should all shell shock him βͺ βͺ (beep) you so small, you use
your boxers as bell bottoms βͺ (all laughing) - Get him! βͺ And now, this is Wildstyle,
so why the hell push me βͺ βͺ You onstage dressed like
vampire that sell (beep) βͺ - (beep). βͺ B. Simone, B. Simone βͺ βͺ With those STDs, that's not
a chance that I wanna take βͺ βͺ Having sex with you
is like bungee jumping βͺ βͺ I'll probably die if the rubber breaks βͺ - Yo,
yo.
(crowd cheering) (bell ringing) - It's over, it's over. 'Cause I feel like it's in
my favor if it stays over. (crowd laughing) DJ D-Wrek, let 'em know who won. - It was real close. But I gotta give it to Nick
Cannon and the Revolution. (crowd cheering)
- Bobb'e went crazy. See ya! βͺ Do what you do, Nick, let's go βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Let's go βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Let's go βͺ βͺ Hey yo, CJ, yo, he hit you with βͺ (rapping in foreign language) βͺ But Hitman got guns like baraka βͺ βͺ And you know, I'm dan
cing
on your (beep) like Merengue βͺ βͺ Like a Spanish man or the Taliban βͺ βͺ I keep my head wrapped
so you can't understand βͺ βͺ Clips know, Clips so
do that at Calypso βͺ βͺ Clips know to pull up
in the Mariachi band βͺ βͺ That's that garraca gaca ga brah βͺ βͺ Hey, now you *******
shaking maraca-ca-cas βͺ - Hey!
(crowd cheering) (bell dinging)
- Let's talk to 'em. - Say.
βͺ Look βͺ βͺ You know me, I be
hopping on the freeway βͺ βͺ Since he ain't rap, I'ma
take the place of CJ βͺ βͺ I know you getting money,
g
ot another set of biz βͺ βͺ Congratulations, I see you
got another set of twins βͺ βͺ I don't care if they fraternal βͺ βͺ They get a shelf for stunting βͺ βͺ He on your set, he giving
you a bell for nothing βͺ βͺ And this is the flow
that got y'all stuck βͺ βͺ And since you on this beat βͺ βͺ That's why they put
you in a hot dog truck βͺ - Oh. (bell dinging)
- Somebody get this (beep) please.
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ - Hold on. I got it. Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek.
- Give it to him, Con. - Cut the beat.
(crowd cheering) (air hor
n honking) βͺ Justina, you let everybody
go around in your drawers βͺ βͺ You gave out the clap so much βͺ βͺ Your nickname should
be Round of Applause βͺ (crowd laughing) βͺ And you, you can never get
the watch on my left arm βͺ βͺ Why the hell y'all got
me battling Dryclef Jean βͺ (all laughing)
(bell dinging) - Uh-huh.
βͺ And you βͺ βͺ Don't try to say
nothing you fat (beep) βͺ βͺ Thinking you act tough βͺ βͺ You ain't got the gat tough βͺ βͺ You like Nick Cannon and his baby moms βͺ βͺ You never strapped up βͺ (cr
owd cheering)
(bell dinging) - You know-
- Get him. Get him. βͺ I pull a heat out βͺ βͺ You heard what happened βͺ βͺ When they said Santwon
pulled his (beep) out βͺ βͺ He (beep) out βͺ βͺ And then you (beep) his seed out βͺ βͺ Why else would you have
jeans with the knees out βͺ βͺ You know βͺ βͺ That's not what we about βͺ βͺ Not at all, but I bet
you everything he does βͺ βͺ He just treats and
then he just eats out βͺ βͺ Uh-Huh βͺ βͺ Oh, why you stepping up βͺ βͺ Don't pull your teeth out βͺ (Charlie laughing) βͺ Justin
a, I bet you
can't put no cheeks out βͺ (crowd laughing) βͺ And your breath stink like cheap trout βͺ βͺ Hey, hey, hey βͺ βͺ DJ D-Wrek, can you cut the
game so we can be out, please βͺ (bell ringing)
(crowd cheering) - DJ D-Wrek, make some
sense outta this, man. - I'm gonna have to
give that to Nick Cannon and Team Revolution. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Come on, come on βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Everybody know I really been (beep) βͺ βͺ Walk up in the place and
now they wanna take a pic βͺ βͺ I do
n't wanna talk, I don't wanna vibe βͺ βͺ (beep) I'm (beep) baby,
and (beep) I'm the prize βͺ - Uh, she is the prize, let's go. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yeah, yo βͺ βͺ About to play big
bank take little bank βͺ βͺ I'm the (beep) man what
the (beep) you think βͺ βͺ I done came in leathered out, all play βͺ βͺ And then my diamonds stay shining βͺ βͺ Yeah, I think of Dre βͺ - Oh.
(crowd cheering) (bell dinging)
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ - Come on, Kandie.
- Come on, Justina. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Just to let you
know,
your death is close βͺ βͺ Would've been killed you if
they gave me more episodes βͺ βͺ This point, Nick is saving you βͺ βͺ Already dug a grave for you βͺ βͺ Way I got you dripping in your sweat βͺ βͺ It's like I'm bathing you βͺ βͺ No white chick will
out-rap me or write me βͺ βͺ That's like putting no ice in iced tea βͺ βͺ Her body's shaped like
a beanbag that's sliding βͺ βͺ With a face like, ooh, Bruce Almighty βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) βͺ Okay, those raps you
spit, they were past heat βͺ βͺ Your
booty hole's so loose,
it smell like a gas leak βͺ βͺ So I'ma pass βͺ βͺ You so uptight because
you got a (beep) βͺ βͺ Tucked into your *** βͺ βͺ And, Cortez, my rap style is heavily βͺ βͺ Your body says you're 12 βͺ βͺ But your hairline says you're 70 βͺ βͺ 'Cause you're too shy βͺ βͺ How you got no buzz βͺ βͺ But you're still
shaped like a fruit fly βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) βͺ Look, I can do this all day βͺ βͺ When it come to bars, I don't play βͺ βͺ Nick, with me, you in
good hands, Allstate βͺ βͺ Justina be
en scared of
me ever since she saw me βͺ βͺ Boss, let me take her head
off, I brought my saw today βͺ - Whoa!
βͺ Okay βͺ βͺ You got something in your socket βͺ βͺ I bet you got your (beep)
tucked in your pocket βͺ βͺ You and me spitting,
that's not the same thing βͺ βͺ You such a beast you could
(beep) up the Chain Gang βͺ βͺ And now, don't get dismantled βͺ βͺ You so ugly, you are
RuPaul got canceled βͺ - Oh.
(bell dinging) βͺ You know you can't rap with me βͺ βͺ You a man and a lady
but not half as me βͺ βͺ Don't (
beep) this team βͺ
(bell dinging) βͺ I'm the freestyle queen,
and you will get played βͺ βͺ 'Cause when I do it,
yeah, I do it one time βͺ βͺ Kandie getting kneed up by
your girl Justina Valentine βͺ - Woo!
(bell ringing) - [Justina] Freestyle, baby. - It was the battle of the Adam's apples. (crowd cheering) Who won the Adam's apple battle? - I mean, need I say, but I will Nick Cannon and Team
Revolution took that one. Make some noise for 'em. - The Revolution. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ I could tel
l by the scream
that you think it's a game βͺ βͺ You know my **** must stack higher βͺ βͺ Taller than Lil Wayne βͺ βͺ You're not a challenge, boy,
don't even try to do this βͺ βͺ I make your head bounce,
bounce, bounce like my music βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ - Like my music.
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yo, don't try to test me, Freedia βͺ βͺ I make a lot of hits βͺ βͺ I'ma tell you like this βͺ βͺ My mama named me Nick
so I could pull out βͺ βͺ And get at you quick βͺ βͺ Run up on you on that oh
and steal all your (beep) βͺ βͺ Like Drak
e did βͺ - Oh.
(bell dinging) Oh, stop.
- Like Drake did. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Hey, Big Mack, man, I'm never bugging βͺ βͺ We know Brenda had a baby βͺ βͺ But you up here shaped
like you had seven of 'em βͺ (crowd laughing)
- That was hilarious. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Go, Wildstyle βͺ βͺ That's a nose ring in your nose βͺ βͺ No, that's a booger βͺ βͺ You're supposed to be Tupac βͺ βͺ You Tupac's sugar βͺ βͺ Now I don't care who you be βͺ βͺ But we all know your next album βͺ βͺ Is All Guys on Me βͺ - Oh!
(bell din
ging) (crowd cheering) - DJ D-Wrek.
- Oh Lord Jesus. - Cut the beat.
(music whirring) βͺ Yeah, y'all didn't know Kevin
Hart was in the building βͺ βͺ Chocolate dropper,
world's number one rapper βͺ βͺ Listen up βͺ βͺ Make some (beep) noise βͺ (crowd cheering) βͺ I'm looking at your crew βͺ βͺ And you look like glass βͺ βͺ 'Cause when I see you,
I see straight through βͺ βͺ Yeah, but I'm not a rapper βͺ βͺ Yeah, son, yeah βͺ (DJ D-Wrek laughing) - Come here, Swag. (DC laughing) I'm tired of him. βͺ Swag βͺ
βͺ What's
up, DC βͺ βͺ Listen, man, you know
you're my partner βͺ βͺ But I'ma tell you right now (beep) βͺ βͺ You don't want no drama βͺ βͺ Okay βͺ βͺ And you know I take shots
and you know I won't miss βͺ βͺ But this is about as big
as your career gonna get βͺ - Okay.
- Oh! βͺ But, DC βͺ βͺ Hey, wait a minute, DC βͺ βͺ Before he go, you know he hogs βͺ βͺ You up here dressed
like the thing they use βͺ βͺ To train police dogs βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) - Hey, hey. βͺ If we taking shots at you, Swag βͺ βͺ You look so silly
βͺ βͺ You ain't radio Big Mack βͺ βͺ You just Big Mack's ***** βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) - Okay.
- Get 'em, get 'em, Swag. - Hold on-
- Get 'em, Swag. - Go crazy, Swag. βͺ You got a little
head, it look like Pez βͺ βͺ Cortez, I said what I said βͺ βͺ You talking about me, but
you the same size as DC's leg βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ And you βͺ
- Pez. βͺ Whatever's on your face βͺ βͺ Can easily be erased with a wipe βͺ βͺ You look like you was
born in an exhaust pipe βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell din
ging) - Wait a minute. That's hilarious.
(all laughing) (bell ringing) - DC Young Soft. D-Wrek, make some sense out of this, man. - Yo, okay. Swag, you did your thing. But I gotta give it to Team Evolution. Make some noise for 'em, y'all. (crowd cheering) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Get it βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ I'm here for all the smoke, Nick βͺ βͺ You don't want none βͺ βͺ I snatched that little comedy chain βͺ βͺ Like we in Compton βͺ βͺ It costs to be the boss,
I'm all about the cream βͺ
- Woo! βͺ And (beep) you can't catch this queen βͺ - Okay.
(bell dinging) βͺ Can't catch that queen 'cause,
chick, I never chased you βͺ βͺ And matter of fact, I
don't even wanna taste you βͺ βͺ And I'ma keep it like
this, I can erase you βͺ βͺ Get rid of your hologram βͺ βͺ Yeah, I'll replace you βͺ - Oh.
(bell dinging) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ DC βͺ βͺ I don't like that team βͺ βͺ I hate that tack, and
I hate your shoes, Rip βͺ βͺ I hate your muscles, and
I hate your jewels, Jack βͺ βͺ I hate that jacket and I
hate your v
iews, Justina βͺ βͺ Hate that body and I
hate those boobs, Teddy βͺ βͺ I hate that you always smell like food βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) βͺ Guess what, I hate your teeth βͺ - [Nick] Jackson, Jack
got something to say. βͺ Unless you wanna get bust in the head βͺ βͺ I take your little six-pack
and crush it with my keg βͺ βͺ You don't really want
Jack in this circle βͺ βͺ I slap your *** out till we
come back from commercial βͺ (crowd laughing)
(buzzer blaring) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yo, Santwon, you a
***** in
a man thong βͺ βͺ Your parents named you Santwon βͺ βͺ 'Cause it rhymes with tampon βͺ βͺ And these two are looking like death βͺ βͺ This is Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen βͺ βͺ If they were smoking a (beep) βͺ βͺ And, King Cannon, I
don't mean to smoke you βͺ βͺ But why they call you king
when you really just a joker βͺ - Oh!
(bell dinging) - Talk your (beep).
(bell ringing) (crowd cheering) - D-Wrek, make some sense out of this. - I gotta give it to
Nick and the Revolution. Make some noise for Nick
and the Revol
ution, y'all. (hip-hop music) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ What I said βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ What I said βͺ
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ (beep) the whole world
know I'm tough with this βͺ βͺ Wait, if that's Too $hort βͺ βͺ Nick, who the (beep) is this βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) - Talk that (beep).
- Let him go, let him go. βͺ Okay, I never hate, I never hesitate βͺ βͺ Big teeth looking like heaven's gates βͺ - Uh-huh.
(all laughing) - Hold on, Bobb'e. Hold on, Bobb'e. βͺ To defeat, man, Hitman,
everything's doable βͺ βͺ With thos
e size teeth,
everything is chewable βͺ (all laughing)
- Hold on, wait a minute. Hold on, I got another one. Hold on. Hold on. βͺ They like Bobb'e, what is you doing βͺ βͺ How that car get like that βͺ βͺ Hitman chewed it, eh βͺ (crowd laughing) βͺ Listen, was kinda talking with your ex βͺ βͺ I heard 'bout the scuffle βͺ βͺ In the divorce, she take
everything but your muscles βͺ βͺ She said my (beep) better
and that you were lame βͺ βͺ And your son scored 60 points
at his last basketball game βͺ - Okay.
(crowd c
heering) βͺ Boy, you look like
you got all big toes βͺ βͺ And your head is the 11th βͺ βͺ You're shaped like a baby mama wearing βͺ βͺ Baby daddy sevens βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ I said, um, Swag, you wilding βͺ βͺ You dressed like a highlighter βͺ βͺ To highlight you got no talent βͺ βͺ And listen, I'm the switch βͺ βͺ You are Too $hort's
favorite word ***** βͺ (bell dinging)
- Oh. βͺ You is a lady and you crazy βͺ βͺ You probably play football
'cause in the face βͺ βͺ You look like Tom Brady βͺ βͺ And if I'm T
om Brady, that's cool βͺ βͺ Then I don't want to leave you βͺ βͺ But we played for the same team βͺ βͺ And your *** was a wide receiver βͺ (bell ringing)
(crowd cheering) - DJ D-Wrek, who won? - Hey, man, you know I gotta
give that to my partner Too $hort and the Evolution. Make some noise for 'em, y'all. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Let's see what you got, you ready, uh βͺ βͺ Nick, I wanna let you
know that you a fool βͺ βͺ Last year, I heard from
you, I was in the womb βͺ βͺ Must've cut the
fan off,
you know that I'm on fire βͺ βͺ The only reason I came on
this show is for Mariah βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Hotboii, Hotboii, he
here talking (beep) y'all βͺ βͺ Uh-Oh, it's about to get lit, y'all βͺ βͺ Little boy wanna start some drama βͺ βͺ Talking 'bout he want Mariah βͺ βͺ She old enough to be your grandmama βͺ (crowd oohing)
- ****. Wow. - She is. That's facts.
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yo, Nick, the whole team (beep) βͺ βͺ I'ma eat through you (beep) βͺ βͺ Come through the cup of Remy βͺ βͺ I'ma see t
hrough you (beep) βͺ βͺ A bunch of broke *** boys βͺ βͺ I should read for you (beep) βͺ βͺ I got my man Shuler King βͺ βͺ He gonna sing for you (beep) βͺ βͺ Jess, look βͺ
- Go, Jacob. βͺ All right, every time you
tell a joke, you embarrass us βͺ βͺ You should change your
name to Less Hilarious βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) - Let's go, Jacob!
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ - Less Hilarious.
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yo, you might see me working βͺ βͺ Hey yo, Nick, where the
hell you find Kevin Hart βͺ βͺ The Hello Kitty ve
rsion βͺ βͺ DeRay, act your age before
I drag you across stage βͺ βͺ Pulling you by your baby mama braids βͺ - Woo.
(crowd oohing) - Let me do it, let me
get at my dog, be like. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ
- Uh-oh. βͺ Okay, Wildstyle βͺ βͺ DeRay, you must don't get a check βͺ βͺ You was in my very first movie βͺ βͺ I had the bigger role
and then the bigger check βͺ βͺ Yeah, I'm top βͺ
βͺ That's nice βͺ βͺ And why the (beep) was
your role so ******* short βͺ βͺ In Barbershop βͺ βͺ That ain't all βͺ βͺ Why the hell they don't ever βͺ βͺ
Let you say one word in Snowfall βͺ βͺ I'm so raw, but you should know, dog βͺ βͺ I guess I can let you flow, dog βͺ βͺ I appreciate that, but
I ain't gotta speak βͺ βͺ 'Cause I'ma get the same check βͺ βͺ As some other actors that week βͺ βͺ Matter of fact, you talking (beep) βͺ βͺ You must wanna fight βͺ βͺ Hold this mic βͺ βͺ Now we the same height βͺ - Oh!
(crowd cheering) (bell ringing) - Yo, DJ D-Wrek, that was a good one. - Yo.
- Make some sense out of it. Who won? - I gotta give it to
Nick and the Revolut
ion. Make some noise for
Nick and the Revolution. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ All you know, I'm coming out of bounds βͺ βͺ And they call my city Baby Atlanta βͺ βͺ Nick, can you get Mariah
to check my sample βͺ βͺ I use your favorite
song, we belong together βͺ - Another Mariah joke. Here we go. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Yo, another Mariah joke, and
he thought that was funny βͺ βͺ I don't understand
because dude's a dummy βͺ βͺ I don't even know, we
just keep on gunning βͺ
βͺ Because your career is
definitely gonna be running βͺ βͺ Running like the checks go βͺ
(buzzer blaring) - Yo, what?
- I was... Whatever. βͺ Nick, yo, yo, Nick βͺ βͺ I'm looking at the back
of the shirt, it say boss βͺ βͺ But after them bars, you
should take some time off βͺ - [Santwon] Come here,
Clips, come here, Clips. Come here.
(buzzer blaring) βͺ Okay, uh, I don't talk
much of that such and such βͺ βͺ 'Cause ***** I don't speak peasant βͺ βͺ And truth be told, I'm feeling bold βͺ βͺ Let me teach you a qu
ick lesson βͺ βͺ From sundown to sunup
you run up you're done up βͺ βͺ With that, I now say this βͺ βͺ This βͺ βͺ I grip from the hip and I
empty a clip in my target βͺ βͺ I never miss βͺ βͺ And that's on period βͺ βͺ First of all, man,
I heard of your flow βͺ βͺ Do me a favor, give that
rap back to Kurtis Blow βͺ βͺ You don't know what you coming to βͺ βͺ I kill you in the place βͺ βͺ You beautiful (beep) you
got a filter on your face βͺ βͺ And you, what you gonna
do, you gonna dinner ** βͺ βͺ Trying to Jackson like Jan
et know βͺ βͺ (beep) on my (beep) put it in you βͺ βͺ Then I jam it slow βͺ βͺ Look at me, me get in your body done βͺ βͺ I'm Amico, ***** βͺ
- Okay. βͺ Clips, your worst fear
is eating a vegetable βͺ βͺ Got a candy-coated whip 'cause
you thought it was edible βͺ βͺ Eating carbs, you need to let that go βͺ βͺ We call you Suge Knight 'cause
your diet's on death row βͺ - Oh!
(bell dinging) - Yo, Justina, wait.
- You want me? βͺ You have a tattoo of racing stripes βͺ βͺ That is insane βͺ βͺ The only transportation you
u
se is when guys run a train βͺ - Oh!
(crowd cheering) - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek.
- Yo. - Cut the beat.
(music whirring) (air horn honking) βͺ Bobb'e, you built like a little dog βͺ βͺ (beep) when you in the mall βͺ βͺ You're so freaking small βͺ βͺ You think the Baby Gap
is the big and tall βͺ (crowd laughing) βͺ Jacob, no girl would ever creep at you βͺ βͺ You collect all these Pokemon cards βͺ βͺ And no girl will ever take a Pikachu βͺ (bell dinging)
(crowd laughing) - All right.
- No. - No. Hold on.
- Bobb'e been
trying to get this off for a minute. - I'm out. βͺ I ain't about to let you
keep coming at my teammates βͺ βͺ Like we a bunch of rookies βͺ βͺ Uh-Huh βͺ βͺ I know why you walk
around with a naked face βͺ βͺ 'Cause you are truly (beep) βͺ (crowd cheering) βͺ That's what he was waiting on βͺ βͺ Bobb'e, y'all should just get together βͺ βͺ (beep) you so small, no
matter what party you at βͺ βͺ It's called a little get-together βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell ringing) (crowd cheering) - D-Wrek, make some sense outta this,
man. - It was real close, but I gotta give that to Nick and the Revolution. Make some noise for 'em. - That's what I'm talking about. βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Come on βͺ βͺ Hey, Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ I'm the baddest ***** you
gonna have on your show βͺ βͺ I can take the chicks, man βͺ βͺ I can take a man (beep) βͺ - Ooh, facts. Facts. I believe that. βͺ She the baddest *****
I'm the swaggest Nick βͺ βͺ And the gigolo and you like who that βͺ βͺ But yo, Trina, pull over
'cause that *** too fat βͺ
βͺ I wanna ride with it,
I wanna time with it βͺ βͺ I give you my chains so
you can get some shine in βͺ (bell dinging)
(crowd cheering) βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Wildstyle βͺ βͺ Justina, you might
rap just a little bit βͺ βͺ But I do it more βͺ βͺ I might put you right next
to Amber to make a s'more βͺ βͺ And then I might add
Pretty Vee to make a ***** βͺ βͺ And Teddy about as wide as
a circle that's on the floor βͺ - Woo!
(bell dinging) (crowd cheering) - Hey, Hitman, come here. Come back. βͺ Look, uh, yo, uh βͺ βͺ Hitma
n, that was trash, pray to Jesus βͺ βͺ The string on your pants
is thicker than your penis βͺ βͺ And, Jess, you already know βͺ βͺ Talk all that (beep) about Wild 'N Out βͺ βͺ You back on the show βͺ βͺ And, Rip, I really hope
you got your money up βͺ βͺ You only look good 'cause you went βͺ βͺ And got your tummy tucked βͺ - Let's go!
βͺ Con βͺ βͺ I'm really sick of your little beef βͺ βͺ When you were born, God
must've said cut the meat βͺ - Woo!
(crowd cheering) - [Nick] Cut the meat. - Clips, you bring your fat *
** up here. βͺ Look βͺ βͺ Clips used to be this size βͺ βͺ And now you still be
like you go to Five Guys βͺ βͺ And you can eat enough for six guys βͺ βͺ Then you go to Popeyes βͺ βͺ For the 10 wings and six thighs βͺ βͺ And then order six fries βͺ βͺ And then you look like
you add chili cheese βͺ βͺ Look like you play middle
linebacker for Mickey D's βͺ βͺ (beep) please βͺ βͺ Let's go, grip and squeeze βͺ βͺ I'm running now βͺ βͺ I swear to God I get βͺ
(bell ringing) (crowd cheering) βͺ Uh, come on, champ βͺ βͺ Okay βͺ βͺ A'
ight, champ, look,
we know you undefeated βͺ βͺ But here's a breath mint
(beep) 'cause you need it βͺ βͺ I know you be knocking
cats out right and left βͺ βͺ But I don't know
what's stronger (beep) βͺ βͺ Your fist or your breath βͺ - Ooh.
(bell dinging) - High five.
- Oh. - Oh.
- Oh. - Where you going, baby?
- Nowhere. (crowd laughing) βͺ You know you saw my fight
and you know I don't play βͺ βͺ Matter of fact, I hit him so hard βͺ βͺ I almost caught a case βͺ βͺ Look I like you, Nick,
man, I really, really do
βͺ βͺ But talking all this nonsense βͺ βͺ I'ma lay you out too and
(beep) put the chalk around you βͺ - Oh!
- Hold on, hold on, hold on. I got you, champ. Cut that. No one wanna hear that.
(music whirring) Come here, Nick. Bring that *** here, boy. βͺ Let me tell you one
thing about your albums βͺ βͺ The reason why you ain't
the captain of this team βͺ βͺ 'Cause they ain't never went Platinum βͺ - Oh.
- Wait a minute. I ain't done.
(crowd laughing) βͺ And what I might say
might rock this world βͺ βͺ But you a
in't the only one βͺ βͺ Smashing these Wild 'N Out girls βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) - Come here, champ. Let
me holler at you, champ. (crowd oohing) - [DJ D-Wrek] Hold up, hold up. Hold up. Crazy. βͺ You think I care about
you being undefeated βͺ βͺ Man, in Wildstyle,
you will never shine βͺ βͺ Man, I hit you in your mother βͺ βͺ Never mind βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell ringing) - DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat.
- Oh (beep). - Hold on, wait, wait.
- All right. Listen. - Always cutting the beat.
- Wait a minute
, Justina. Hold on, hold on.
- Oh (beep). - Talk your (beep) in your jacket. - She's got the jacket, so.
βͺ Yeah, you rap βͺ βͺ But running up is what you won't do βͺ βͺ If I get it popping, like
your ****, you'll freeze βͺ βͺ Don't move βͺ - Oh.
βͺ Okay, Jessie Woo βͺ βͺ I'll show you who I do kill βͺ βͺ You look like a character
that's straight outta Whoville βͺ βͺ And this fact, I can't shake it βͺ βͺ You're only back 'cause B. Simone βͺ βͺ And Pretty Vee couldn't make it βͺ βͺ And New School, I
think y'all kinda
dumb βͺ βͺ Y'all suck so bad y'all
the reason Wyclef said βͺ βͺ Someone please call 911 βͺ βͺ Hey, and hold on βͺ βͺ And, Maddy, you're such a
Karen, it's finally true βͺ βͺ When Wyclef said someone call 911 βͺ βͺ You were like, don't mind if I do βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) - Hey, DJ, stop that (beep). Stop that (beep). Stop that (beep). Come on. βͺ You already know βͺ βͺ How the hell your name Spoken Reason βͺ βͺ You ain't said (beep)
funny the whole **** show βͺ βͺ Move βͺ (bell dinging) Wait a minute, wa
it a minute.
βͺ Whoa βͺ βͺ Let me tell you something βͺ βͺ I'm funny, and you dead βͺ βͺ (beep) you look crazy (beep) βͺ βͺ You got a booty tat in the
middle of your forehead βͺ - Hey yo, let me talk to him.
- Hold on, E-Man. - Hold on. You hold on.
- Hold on, E-Man. βͺ One thing, one thing, just to get this βͺ βͺ During Asking All Them Questions βͺ βͺ I took the wheel, you played the ***** βͺ - Oh!
- Ooh. - All right. That's cool.
(buzzer blaring) βͺ E-Man and Spoken Reasons, here we go βͺ βͺ You wanna tell the p
eople why
we never did another video βͺ βͺ Five years, tired of being merciful βͺ βͺ Nick, I know this is Wildstyle,
but this one is personal βͺ - Ooh.
- You feel me? - Talk your (beep). βͺ Y'all remember Asking
All Them Questions βͺ - Yeah.
βͺ You know βͺ βͺ It came with a big check βͺ βͺ Until he snatched it from me βͺ βͺ Then he went missing
and started acting funny βͺ βͺ He did a movie doing comedy,
you know, acting funny βͺ βͺ To tell the truth, Nick, I
really wanna smack this dummy βͺ βͺ But you telling me to
chill βͺ βͺ Questions was small change βͺ βͺ I'm still spending She Rachet money βͺ βͺ Now listen βͺ
(bell dinging) βͺ Act stupid, I know you mad clueless βͺ βͺ The only reason why you on this show βͺ βͺ 'Cause my name was attached to it βͺ - Whoa!
βͺ So I'ma put you βͺ βͺ In your place βͺ βͺ Your most viewed video
shows nothing but my face βͺ βͺ So tell the people right
now 'fore I get mad βͺ βͺ And start to rise βͺ βͺ You got a chance to clear
your name right now (beep) βͺ βͺ Apologize βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging
) βͺ Now, E-Man, E-Man βͺ βͺ There's a lot of hostility in the room βͺ βͺ That's a fact βͺ βͺ We could a start a fight βͺ βͺ I had to call your mama to put you βͺ βͺ In your first video with me βͺ βͺ (beep) I put you on your first flight βͺ - Boy, we about to get on your ***. (buzzer blaring)
(crowd laughing) Bro, we about to get on your ***. βͺ Jack, Jack, you are a
failed blind comedian βͺ βͺ You're a joke on Google βͺ βͺ He got fired as a teacher βͺ βͺ 'Cause he couldn't control his pupils βͺ βͺ I mean, listen, Jac
k, you're
just a blind, old dude βͺ βͺ When you were born, God
wrote your mother an IOU βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Look, hold on. My goodness.
βͺ If we keep going βͺ βͺ All y'all go to oblivion βͺ βͺ Why y'all got this (beep)
off Pirates of the Caribbean βͺ (crowd cheering) - Nick, let me tell you something. You was up, hold on, Sremm. Now come on up here. These my partners. These my partners. βͺ You up here talking 'bout
SremmLife and all that (beep) βͺ βͺ So please don't push me βͺ βͺ You just mad 'cause that wh
ite man βͺ βͺ Is doing the Mannequin
Challenge all in Mariah's (beep) βͺ (crowd oohing)
(buzzer blaring) βͺ You and your Wild 'N
Out girl is real tight βͺ βͺ Matter of fact, who gonna
pay for all that formula βͺ βͺ 'Cause both of y'all fired βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) - Hey, hold up, hold up. βͺ This ain't my only job βͺ βͺ So what the hell βͺ βͺ I got fired βͺ βͺ Y'all can catch me
in the morning on TRL βͺ - Wait, wait, hold on, hold on. (bell ringing)
Hold on. (air horn honking) Yo. Hold up. βͺ I got yo
u that job βͺ βͺ (beep) that ain't the answer βͺ βͺ I hope you ain't checked in βͺ βͺ TRL got canceled βͺ (crowd oohing)
- Hold on, hold on. Hold up, hold up, hold up,
hold up, hold up, hold up. Guess what. βͺ TRL probably did get canceled βͺ βͺ But that ain't fair βͺ βͺ (beep) I'm working so hard βͺ βͺ Guess what, you can also
catch me on Hip Hop Squares βͺ (crowd cheering)
(air horn honking) - Yo, hold on. βͺ That may be true βͺ βͺ But guess what (beep) βͺ βͺ I produce that too βͺ (crowd cheering)
(air horn honkin
g) (air horn honking) βͺ Yeah, yeah βͺ
- Tariq. βͺ Yeah, yeah βͺ
- Get your ***** *** up here. βͺ Listen, what I'm 'bout to
say to you, I'm not playing βͺ βͺ How you gonna diss your real daddy βͺ βͺ And start hanging with Kanan βͺ βͺ Listen, I should beat your *** βͺ βͺ You the cast member that I
wish they got rid of the cast βͺ βͺ I'm mad βͺ βͺ It's true βͺ βͺ The most hated people in the hood βͺ βͺ Is Donald Trump and then you βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) - Listen. βͺ You say you a street (beep) βͺ βͺ But that's
not the factor βͺ βͺ I'm in the streets more than you βͺ βͺ I'm just a actor βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ Hey, this is a show,
and I can be your friend βͺ βͺ But I'ma knock your ***
out if you touch me again βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) - Oh!
- Hey, hey, hey. All right. βͺ Big Mack, you should've been a triplet βͺ βͺ And Cortez look like a
big New Jersey triplet βͺ βͺ Me, I got us all on BET βͺ βͺ With that alien head, you could be ET βͺ βͺ And, Big Mack, get in line βͺ βͺ How I'm supposed to
rhyme
against a guy βͺ βͺ With bigger ******* than mine βͺ (bell dinging)
- Whoa. - Oh.
- Whoa. βͺ What they got, they
got the big breasts βͺ βͺ The big breasts βͺ
- Hold up. Shut the (beep) up all this (beep). βͺ Hold up, all that
talk about my breasts βͺ βͺ You gonna cut that (beep) βͺ βͺ You dressed like Pepto-Bismol
'cause you smell like (beep) βͺ βͺ And listen, Karlous, you have to know βͺ βͺ When you put that on, you
look like a crack-head βͺ βͺ In a traffic cone βͺ βͺ You got the big breast,
and that's a known fac
t βͺ βͺ You even got some *******
that's hanging off your back βͺ βͺ ******* off your back,
******* off your back βͺ βͺ The big breast, the big breast βͺ βͺ Hey yo, Bobb'e, look, look, look βͺ βͺ Hey yo, Bobb'e, you gotta be bothered βͺ βͺ With the face of a father
and the body of a toddler βͺ βͺ You probably need your mama
'cause you a little chump βͺ βͺ This what your baby look like βͺ βͺ When you just get a little pump βͺ (crowd oohing)
(bell dinging) - All right. All right, all right. βͺ You got me good with
th
e body of a toddler βͺ βͺ But let's be real βͺ βͺ You the one that got
the face of a father βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) - My makeup's not good? Okay. - Not at all, baby. You look like ah. βͺ That was cute, but your
rhymes are never too tight βͺ βͺ Career's like your body βͺ βͺ It'll never reach new heights βͺ βͺ I bet not a single
person here follows you βͺ βͺ Pre (beep) baby, your
mom should've (beep) you βͺ - All right.
(crowd cheering) - Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek.
- Uh-oh. - May you kindly remove
the instrum
ental, please? - You just let him take
your (beep) like that? - Actually-
- It's probably because he won't listen to me. - I want Conceited. βͺ I said, you wearing an
orange vest but ain't a man βͺ βͺ You have to go on your
tippy toes to shake my hand βͺ βͺ You out here looking like
a construction worker βͺ βͺ In Legoland βͺ βͺ And you wearing a
bulletproof vest is dumb βͺ βͺ Who's gonna shoot Nick's son βͺ βͺ The only thing that ever shot you βͺ βͺ Was the Honey, I Shrunk the Kids gun βͺ βͺ And I don't like tha
t Nick cat βͺ βͺ Your last song, four
minutes I can't get back βͺ βͺ I'm gonna tell my kids
this was Eminem's response βͺ βͺ To your wack *** diss track βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ding) - Charron was talking a lot of (beep). βͺ Came at the boss, dog, I
can't believe you tried it βͺ βͺ Something inside you βͺ βͺ Don't make you wanna
work for a Black man βͺ βͺ It's all good, you fired βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) - Hold up, hold up,
hold up. Don't do that. Stop, you got something? Stop that. Stop that (beep
).
(music whirring) βͺ (beep) talking to me βͺ βͺ All them bars you just
spit was wack, though βͺ βͺ Nick, what's up my (beep) you
hired all these white folks βͺ βͺ I thought this was a Black show βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ DC's so mad, boy, take a vacation βͺ βͺ This is Season 15, gentrification βͺ - Hell yeah.
- Hold up. Hold up, hold up. Hold up. - We love white people. βͺ Matt, I know you ain't talking βͺ βͺ Let's go ahead and
set this thing clear βͺ βͺ (beep) your *** got fired βͺ βͺ What the (beep
) are you doing here βͺ (crowd laughing)
- Okay, all right. Okay, okay. βͺ You think I got fired,
but that ain't legit βͺ βͺ Like Royce's barber, I said I quit βͺ βͺ Well, ha-ha, he said he quit βͺ βͺ That sound kinda funny βͺ βͺ The (beep) back, I guess
he needed more money βͺ - Okay, wait, one more, one
more, one more, one more. One more Okay, one more. All right. You said-
- Ding, ding, ding. Ding ding ding ding ding.
- No, no, no, no, no, no. βͺ You say I need money,
maybe that's true βͺ βͺ But at least I
didn't do How High 2 βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) - [DC] Ding, ding. βͺ Why you talking about my
white brother getting fired βͺ βͺ Yeah, that's something we can tell βͺ βͺ He got fired from Wild 'N Out βͺ βͺ Ain't as bad as getting fired from TRL βͺ (crowd laughing)
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
- Hold on. Wait a minute. βͺ This (beep) right here finna hurt βͺ βͺ Sorry, white boy βͺ βͺ They got rid of his *** first βͺ (crowd laughing)
- They both got fired. They both got fired.
(crowd cheering) βͺ I do
n't know what he said βͺ βͺ But I'ma rap real gladly βͺ βͺ Matter of fact, y'all make some noise βͺ βͺ For Yvng Swag's daddy βͺ βͺ I'ma keep going, 'cause that's my turf βͺ βͺ Matter of fact, y'all give
it up for Crippy Smurf βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) βͺ Conceited don't know how to do math βͺ βͺ That's why he looks like
a Bitmoji bit in half βͺ βͺ Nick Cannon, you not
going to send me home βͺ βͺ Your head is shaped like a pelvic bone βͺ (crowd cheering)
βͺ Wildstyle βͺ (buzzer blaring) βͺ All right, Swag, I'
ma say this βͺ βͺ You can't rap βͺ βͺ We all know that and we
gonna stick to the facts βͺ βͺ I'ma keep it real, I'ma keep it blunt βͺ βͺ You look like a stud at
the first of the month βͺ βͺ Okay, okay βͺ
- You just got your check. βͺ That's cool βͺ βͺ I said my boss, you need to use it βͺ βͺ Nick Cannon stand for
Nick Cannot Make Music βͺ βͺ Yeah, and that's a fact βͺ βͺ Nick Cannon, take your music back βͺ βͺ Off Apple and on Spotify βͺ βͺ And off YouTube too βͺ βͺ 'Cause your music will
never hit no views βͺ (all laughi
ng)
(bell dinging) - DJ D-Wrek.
- Huh? - Please cut the beat.
(music whirring) (crowd cheering) βͺ Old School, our talent is gigantic βͺ βͺ Yeah βͺ
βͺ With a captain like Swag βͺ βͺ Y'all going down like it's the Titanic βͺ βͺ And, Charron, you got
dysfunction in your penile βͺ βͺ Crazy like you senile βͺ βͺ You the type of white man
that got 911 on speed dial βͺ βͺ And, Swag, you look like a man-lizard βͺ βͺ 'Cause every time you're
getting banged out βͺ βͺ All you say is eh, Squidward βͺ βͺ Eh, Squidward βͺ - Justi
na, please. βͺ Mommy told me to go against you βͺ βͺ I said no, because you not even worthy βͺ βͺ Too many manly features βͺ βͺ Are you sure that you girly βͺ βͺ Your box trash, your butt
flat, you just look dirty βͺ βͺ So stop gassing yourself up βͺ βͺ That's illegal in Jersey βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) βͺ Why he said I look like a man βͺ βͺ Why is he such a tough critic βͺ βͺ Hey βͺ
βͺ E-Man, tell them the truth βͺ βͺ Season 10, you hit it βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Oh, oh, oh, oh. (bell ringing) - [Justina] Or wa
s it Season 9? - Just turned into "Love & Hip Hop". - It could've been nine. (crowd cheering) - Somebody call me? βͺ Kevin, you ain't gotta run with him βͺ βͺ You already killed him, it's over βͺ βͺ He a little *** dude
with grown man shoulders βͺ (crowd oohing)
(bell dinging) βͺ I'm tired of joking βͺ βͺ Watch how I set 'em straight βͺ βͺ I can use that 40 or that right βͺ βͺ I'll connect across the middle βͺ βͺ Like the letter H and
stomp you for a hour βͺ βͺ 'Cause I don't get tired βͺ βͺ I'm like Kevin Gates βͺ
- Bro, who is you talking to? (crowd laughing) βͺ You want fight (beep) βͺ βͺ This is freestyle battle βͺ βͺ You always write (beep) βͺ (crowd oohing)
(bell dinging) - No, no, no, no.
- No, no. Watch out, watch out, no, no, no. Nah, nah, nah. Yo. Yo. βͺ When I come, I come correct βͺ - Yeah, you do, Kev. Yeah, you do. βͺ At the end of the day, I'm
looking at a bunch of clowns βͺ βͺ That look like bounced checks βͺ (crowd oohing)
(bell dinging) βͺ I'm looking at a crew βͺ βͺ When I see y'all βͺ βͺ It's like glas
s I can
see straight through βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) - Nick, I'm talking to you. βͺ I came to talk to Nick
and his company Incredible βͺ βͺ Funny you called it that
'cause you never been credible βͺ βͺ I been to Mariah house βͺ
- Oh! βͺ I seen Nick's garage βͺ βͺ There was a little pink
Barbie car in there βͺ βͺ He must be Nick Minaj βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) - That was my daughter's. That was my daughter's car. βͺ You used to be hot βͺ βͺ But you'll never get that fire back βͺ βͺ And by the d
udes you hanging with βͺ βͺ You'll never get Mariah back βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) βͺ I don't know who did it βͺ βͺ But that track in
your head, it gotta go βͺ βͺ I don't know why they got us battling βͺ βͺ That ain't my version of Kim Possible βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) - Wait a minute. βͺ Don't be coming at my white friends βͺ βͺ When we out here smiling βͺ βͺ Big Tigg, Nick Cannon, on
the stage and we wilding βͺ (bell dinging)
(crowd cheering) βͺ This is how we do, I
thought you all should kno
w βͺ βͺ When Big Tigg and Nick
Cannon come through βͺ βͺ It's always off the top with the flow βͺ (crowd cheering)
βͺ Big Tigger βͺ βͺ Your old ***, what
did you just say to me βͺ (crowd laughing) βͺ That's why you got canceled
and replaced by AJ and Free βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell ringing) βͺ I thought I told you
that we won't stop βͺ βͺ I thought I told you
that we won't stop βͺ βͺ Uh-Uh, uh-uh βͺ βͺ I'll freestyle, I don't
know who want this βͺ βͺ Coming up, Chico, you
don't wanna test, kid βͺ βͺ But I'ma get it li
ke
this on the next stick βͺ βͺ I don't know if y'all are
tattoo artists or convicts βͺ - [Crowd] Oh! - Okay.
(bell dinging) All right. βͺ Hey, Nick, hey, Nick βͺ βͺ My vest is bulletproof,
it's tough and manly-looking βͺ βͺ But your vest look like it's made βͺ βͺ Out of little seat cushion βͺ (crowd laughing) - You really feel that way?
- I mean. - All right, all right. βͺ A'ight, yo, Chico, dog, you
need to look a little closer βͺ βͺ This one's for bullets βͺ βͺ That's for Super Soakers βͺ βͺ Your jokes are not
closer βͺ βͺ You wanna get with it βͺ βͺ I can take this (beep) back
to Fashion Nova quickly βͺ βͺ I'ma tell you this, I'ma
tell you off the top βͺ βͺ Nick Cannon is the one, and
you know I got that gwap βͺ βͺ I could buy your (beep) βͺ βͺ I could buy his (beep) βͺ βͺ I could buy they self
and then buy your (beep) βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Okay. All right. Wait a minute.
(crowd cheering) Wait a minute. βͺ That wasn't a great flip βͺ βͺ Hamburgers, that's what he kissed βͺ βͺ You're so big, he has a size 34 wrist βͺ βͺ A
nd it's bizarre, you're
wearing a chain with keys βͺ βͺ But never owned a car βͺ βͺ And your teeth are
too green, who's seen βͺ βͺ This chain's so fake
looks like your mommy βͺ βͺ Bedazzled a shoestring βͺ
- Hey! (bell dinging)
- All right. All right. βͺ Give it up for the white man βͺ βͺ That bar was a killer βͺ βͺ But I'm not gonna take no disrespect βͺ βͺ From a hillbilly that
be (beep) his own sister βͺ (crowd oohing)
(bell dinging) βͺ When I'm rapping, I can come back, kid βͺ βͺ And I never effed my sister βͺ βͺ
She's not even attractive βͺ
(bell dinging) βͺ Hold on, you talking about
you don't (beep) your sister βͺ βͺ Man, yes, you do βͺ βͺ Up here looking like
Shaggy from Scooby-Doo βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) βͺ Refrain, he's lame, you look
like Steve Harvey's key chain βͺ βͺ You're so small, your rap
name should be .03 Chains βͺ βͺ Mayday, mayday, melee βͺ βͺ You look like Ray J if he
dropped out of eighth grade βͺ (crowd cheering)
- Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on.
(bell ringing) - Chyna, real quick, b
aby. βͺ Yo, yo βͺ βͺ Hey yo, Chyna, you ain't
beat for this battling βͺ βͺ You went and bagged the
least famous Kardashian βͺ βͺ With all that plastic,
who's gonna smash βͺ βͺ Your body recyclable,
but your career is trash βͺ βͺ But you ain't got no *** βͺ (crowd cheering)
(bell dinging) (air horn honking) - Hitman, come here. Hitman, come here. Hitman, okay. βͺ Five, six, seven, eight βͺ βͺ Hitman, it look like I bit concrete βͺ βͺ I'm just here to ask
can I borrow some teeth βͺ Just a little bit.
(buzzer blarin
g) βͺ And walk out them doors βͺ βͺ Why would I give you mine βͺ βͺ You couldn't keep up with yours βͺ (crowd laughing)
(bell dinging) - Hold on.
- Wait.
Comments
Whoeverβs reading this, I pray that whatever youβre going through gets better and whatever youβre struggling with or worrying about is going to be fine and that everyone has a fantastic day! Amen
Cortez is somehow twice as funny when he's being Big Mack's backpack. π
I seen all of these a million times. & Iβm still about to watch the full 4 hours. π©π©
when Santwon said "I broke his back like a mountain," I spit out my damn soup, Pepsi, everything I could from my soul XD
Queen of Wildstyle Justina Valentine got bars for days π―
Charron is seriously underrated π₯ π₯
This show never gets old. DC & Justina get me π everytime β€ Thank you for another upload. God bless πππππ
hit man and con vs kosher and brent was crazy π₯π
That braille line was crazy
Justina is unmatched π€π€π€
This ainβt ever gone end and Iβm here for it
The temperature bars were sick 1:15:18
honestly what is this show without DC and Justina.
hit man and clipz back n forth wild styles will always be legendary. kosher go crazy too
Iβm so in Loveeeee with Charlie clipsss π©
Wild n out season 17 was iconic π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯πππ
Wildstyle is my favourite part of wild n out, it's crazy what they be on sometimes π
Since we canβt watch wild n out in Europe this is the next best thing
Santwon be on point!!! I love him.
Sizzling from the Queen justinaπ₯