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Update Review: World of Tanks 2.0

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Explode into battle with World of Tanks 2.0 with the newest subscription services designed to help you become the ultimate tanker. Including subscription tanks, new improved equipment, advanced field mods, a new type of active 3D style, automatic XP and credit earning, and much more. We know just how much players enjoy the field mod mechanic in World of Tanks so we decided to take it a step further. Introducing WoT Engineer a subscription service that will grant you access to the engineer's work
shop. You will be able to further adjust the characteristics of your favorite tanks to improve their strengths or reduce their flaws. Take for example the popular BZ-176, A mighty Chinese heavy that has access to the rocket boosters. Many players wish they could have more boosters. With WoT Engineer you will be able to add as many as you want. Each addition requires gold to purchase but is permanent as long as the subscription remains active. Alternatively, take the T110E5 a strong American heav
y tank that has a rather large weak spot. With WoT Engineer you will be able to simply remove such a hindrance. Ride into battle with your new epic modification and take the enemy by surprise. Alternatively, perhaps you would want to improve the firepower. The most obvious way is with... two guns! However, with WoT Engineer, why stop at two? In fact, you will be able to add as many guns as you wish so long as you have the gold to afford them, as each additional gun costs more gold than the last.
(badass charge up) (earth shattering boom) So for example, going from one gun to two will cost 10,000 gold but going from two to three will cost an additional 50,000 gold and from three to four, a mighty 250,000 gold. So be careful which tanks you pick to be upgraded. And remember, if you make an Argentina account we will burn down your house and murder your entire family. The possibilities of WoT Engineer are endless and are sure to give you a competitive edge over the enemy. We can do better
than that. That's what I'm talking about! Just remember that if your WoT Engineer subscription expires all your new field mods will be removed and you will have to repurchase them the next time you renew your WoT Engineer subscription so don't let it expire. Improved equipment has always been the most prestigious assets one could obtain for themselves. This is why we added two new improved equipments: Improved Binocular Telescopes and Improved Commander's Vision System. These new pieces of equip
ment can be seen on the tank itself so other players can see that you are better than them. The Improved Binocular Telescope not only improves your view range by 35% but also has the added bonus of removing the maximum spotting distance of 445 meters. This means you will be able to spot players no matter how far they are and is sure to improve your ability to scout. The Improved Commander's Vision System, or just Improved CVS for short Additionally, enemy light tanks that are not equipped with t
he Improved CVS will periodically be visible on the map to help you better choose which bushes to scout from or which areas to avoid. On top of that, Improved CVS can be applied to any class of tank not just light or medium tanks that the regular CVS is restricted to. The two pieces of equipment will not be sold in the traditional way. You will have to bid bonds for them at 3:00 AM in the next iteration of the black market, so stay alert so you don't miss them out. These two new pieces of improv
ed equipment will surely give you the competitive edge against enemy scouts and will make you an untouchable machine on the battlefield. Given the success of WoT Plus, we've decided to introduce WoT Plus Ultra, a subscription service that compounds the effects of WoT Plus. Instead of choosing what maps to block, you can select which maps to play so you can pick maps more suited to your tank's expertise. That way, you will always have the right tank for the right map. Similar to WoT Plus' automat
ic crew XP earning WoT Plus Ultra allows you to additionally make credits and tank experience without having to enter any battles. Simply select the tank you wish to collect experience and credits for and enable the two features. You will be given the option to earn at the standard rate of 1000 XP and 10,000 credits or you can unlock the premium rate by spending gold which gives you 2000 XP and 100,000 credits. Additionally, premium tanks will increase either rate by 50%. The XP and credits will
be earned every two minutes which matches the average duration of a World of Tanks game. This also means the premium rate will charge you 10 gold every two minutes as well. It is as if you are playing battles without actually having to play battles. This will allow you to complete the entire game without ever having to step foot on the battlefield just like a true military officer! The 3D styles currently in the game look quite impressive. It's a shame that they are all for show and do not chan
ge the gameplay at all. This will change with the new addition of active 3D styles. Now, purchasing a 3D style will grant you abilities depending on the style. Take the Skoda T-56 for example. A powerful machine with a rather weak hull can be improved with the new active 3D style. The style adds additional armor to the upper plate and turret front not only for looks, but for functionality as well. These styles are progressive, meaning you can upgrade them with gold. This will further improve the
active 3D style. If we take a look at the Skoda T-56 again upgrading the 3D style will increase the hull armor even more but also reduce the size of the cupola weak spot. The final upgrade enhances the gun. It increases the clip size from two shots to three without increasing the reload. Additionally, gun depression angles are increased substantially to allow you to better utilize hull down locations. This will help bring new life to old and outdated tanks that receive an active 3D style. Most
communities have moderators. Their job is to ensure the interactions between players are clean and advertiser friendly. Traditionally, we'd have to pay people to moderate our game. We've decided to take it one step further introducing WoT Shield, a subscription service that allows you the player to moderate the game and garage chats as well as suspend any players that are breaking the rules. For example, take someone abusing the Team Chat which by the way, will be disabled by default unless you
have purchased the WoT Coms subscription. You will be able to apply sanctions to those players ensuring the game remains clean and friendly to everybody. OOOAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Penalties you can apply are chat bans, permanent chat bans, game bans and for 10,000 gold you can permanently ban, allowing you to punish even the worst offenders. With this addition, you will no longer need to send tickets to the Wargaming support and we no longer have to pay for player support. Instead, simply cont
act your local jannies or become a WoT Shield member yourself. This will help improve the World of Tanks community as there are some bad apples that we are unable to cancel ourselves. With your help, we can make World of Tanks the friendly and peaceful community it was always meant to be and be even more welcoming to all unique and progressive tankers out in the world. We understand that not all players want to invest in the latest Tier VIII premium vehicle without first playing them so we are i
ntroducing subscription vehicles. For a smaller fee, you can rent special premium tanks for a limited time so you can better judge if the tank you are interested in suits your play style. Additionally, there will be some tanks or exclusively subscriptions such as the Chieftain Mark VI, a new Tier VIII premium heavy that will be discussed soon, so stay updated We are also nerfing the Progetto 65 again because FUCK YOU!! These brand new features will further enhance your gameplay and elevate your
tanking experience to new levels of awesomeness making you the ultimate tanker! WoT 2.0 will revolutionize the game we all know and love! WORLDofTANKS™ Roll out the checkbook!™ The video you just watched was a parody of Wargaming's update videos made by chems. It is not real. Thanks for watching.

Comments

@no_name_without_name239

Pros: This looks like something WG would actually add to the game. Cons: This looks like something WG would actually add to the game.

@net6406

Finally, some historically accurate vehicles in the game!

@sashstaro

At this point I half-expect Chems to just make his own tank game

@DivvyDeluxe

Parody is one of the best forms of critique out there when done right, and chems just nailed it

@chems

1 month in the making, I had to take a lot of time off work so to compensate I enabled the super thanks button. Thanks for watching guys!

@voilin

I won't forgive you if you won't make foch's gun spin

@lo366

This video was so good and not far from reality that at the beginning I almost believed it wasn't a parody but a real update trailer from Wargaming

@HowLongDoesItTake4Dads2BuyMilk

Finally a sensible and balanced update. Good to see WG getting back on track with historical accuracy and gameplay experience improvements. Very well done.

@-_boriS_-

chems is starting to have too much fun with AI and 3D modeling.

@nxn6214

This update will truly fix and balance the wot

@burningtank160

7:40 mate are you trying to get cancelled lmao

@HritwRaje

I can't believe how audacious yet easily believable this is, given the recent trend with WG and WOT.

@morten9391

At some moments in this video I forgot that I‘m watching a parody and actually got mad about it. I guess I‘ll revisit this one in a few years just to see how well future updates may match this parody…

@beelzboob6076

that progetto 65 jab was a perfect addition

@tstreb66

8:42 This is the most exciting part about the new update!

@blaster829

bloody hell! this was too well-made I ACTUALLY thought they would implement it! Damn you to hell and back for your creativity and visual skills you bastard! You're awesome by the way!

@akriegguardsman

As a WT player I thought this was a actual update Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if gaijin did something similar + make you need to buy uber premium to actually progress and not lose money

@andrewplayz6987

Nowadays, if you would compare this to the official update videos from Wargaming, you wouldn't really notice a difference. Editing was spot on. Well done chems.

@chesphendshil8270

This was a ride. Greatness. The 2 minute battles part had me in tears.

@m.l.3649

The greatest WoT satire video ever. You made quick progress with the modelling. ❤