Sardar and his wife Latifah. A chief took his wife to the doctor
Dr Bola said your wife is not pregnant. He has gas. Sardar pulled out his cock and said, "This
is a cock, not an air pump." Today's joke. A child said to his mother, "Mummy, why do
you keep money in your pocket?" Mummy said son so that your father doesn't
find out. The child said, "Mummy, don't bother your
father. Poor father keeps looking for the workman." Mimi Oh Teri Khair come home today Kanjar
Naun. Pathan and Punjabi jokes. A
Pathan and a Punjabi go on a fish hunt and
by evening only one fish is caught Now it depends on who will take the fish home. The decision is that both will kill each other's
ass and the one who takes longer will get the fish. Pathan becomes Sayana and speaks Punjabi. Chalo khocha first tum karo Punjabi Pathan
sings it well Then after finishing, he calmly starts wearing
his clothes Pathan says in surprise, Oi Khocha, it is
our turn now. Punjabi said, Khan Yaar, there is a difference
in such frie
ndship, you do this, you take the fish. Girl and Pathan Latifah. Two beautiful girls were sitting talking dirty
What is a girl called Lund? The second girl said that it is long and round
at the top. Then the other girl said, "What the hell is
wrong with you?" Both of them start thinking, a Pathan from
the side said, We have written a whole book on Gand, ask us, we will be happy. Today's joke. A poet and his wife were arguing, a soldier
caught them and took them to the police station. When Thanid
ar asked the reason for the girl,
the poet's wife said that she twisted my hand. The poet said he broke my nose. The wife said, "Negora is lying." The poet said it is a woman or a broken gun. Is the wife a man or a horse? The poet said, Oh, my luck, who has added
this couplet. Thanidar got fed up and said, "Go, father,
I left you both." Today's joke. One day after the marriage, the husband and
wife were sitting idle, the husband suddenly asked his wife
Tell me how many boyfriends you had before
marriage. The wife went inside and brought an envelope
containing some grains of rice and two hundred rupees
Husband said what is this. In Boli, when the wife made a boyfriend, she
used to put a grain of rice in this envelope. After hearing this, the husband counted the
rice and the total came out to be seven grains. The husband said that there are seven in total,
it doesn't matter, nowadays every girl has that many, but why did they keep these two
hundred rupees? The wife said that they have so
ld two kilos
of rice and the husband is still in a coma.
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