Van Life SUCKS Today! 😏 HELP ME ELON MUSK! 🚐 Solo Female Travel EPISODE 55

oh crap i'm running out of gas  okay we have to turn the car off somebody help me please i'm lost  i'm blonde and i need internet hi i'm montana dana and on today's episode of girl  versus van i planned all sorts of great adventures but the lack of internet brings us back to the  concrete jungle and i deal with the extreme highs and extreme lows of van life subscribe for  daily videos earlier in the day we pulled off to a beautiful overlook i made friends with  all sorts of forest creatures whil

e doing my morning routine then we're heading to a new grand  canyon overlook to take some instagram photos i got so busy taking pictures i haven't even  paid yet i don't know which overlook this is i'll have to look on my way house made a quick  left when i felt like it was right so breathtaking but we gotta go cause i gotta face excuse me grand  canyon where are your restrooms can someone point me to the powder room please all right i'm gonna  go directly to page arizona grand canyon is very d

istracting i have to edit and upload a video  and i have other spots i want to hit tonight so let's get on the road it's hot milk was a bad  choice i love it this guy is out here painting i am so grateful for this experience i just  have to say this is so insane still trips me out that this is my life every day it's not easy  all the time but the payoff is so so perfect elon elon can you please self-drive my car to  page arizona so i can edit on the way thank you self-driving cars unlimited  int

ernet elon needs to hurry the [ __ ] up hi the [ __ ] out aka starlink  get a move on it elon i need your services i don't know guys do we think elon could design  me like the perfect husband he can send me over a prototype we'll test it out and see that man  is a genius and i think it will take a genius to find me a husband you know what i just  thought of another reason i love mac's name not just for the macrame but there are lots of mac  products in here on brand branding is on point oh [ __

] there is someone coming we got a little  too excited about our branding and we're going so everyone was telling me that i should not  hike room to room this time of year but it's not that hot it was more hot in sedona but that  might not be the case though like when you hike down into the grand canyon so i don't  know i'll take people's word for it but room to rim i am going to do that that is a  bucket list thing i have to check off gotta do it okay i'm going to have to pee right in my pants 

i don't want to go in there and pee i don't know oh no it's a grocery store starbucks  i hate my habits okay paige arizona oh i've been to the safeway is that a thai  place oh i've been there i've been here i recognize this place okay i need to find a  coffee shop for to sit down and pour to edit but in the meantime let's park in the shade and  figure out our life we have yet to eat breakfast and leave the engine ready we need that cool air  gonna make my granola and yogurt and berries we're go

nna do a little bit of this a little bit  of that grain free granola i get at target sugared okay so there are some coffee shops but  they are closed or closing very very soon so i'm just gonna sit in my ac and edit on my  computer and the ac doesn't really like get back there so i'm just gonna sit in the front  seat drink a little boat do a little edit and hopefully i can find internet maybe mcdonald's is  the place to go just coming out of an edit coma i'm right now editing the worst video i'v

e  ever made all i did was talk about how much i'm editing in the whole video i was trying to  do two videos in one day and just the whole day i was editing but i'm gonna take a coffee break  now i'm talking about editing the video where i was talking about editing oh [ __ ] i'm gonna  go for a walk grab a snack this video is taking forever but it's okay we have an adventure in our  future tonight and by adventure i mean figuring out how to upload this thing fingers crossed  mcdonald's has some

internet i'm going to sit in my van but i'm gonna let my engine chill for a  bit it's been running for the last hour and a half oops that's probably not good for it huh dude  there's like no cell service in this town i can't even find the mcdonald's because i can't navigate  to [ __ ] mcdonald's and on tomorrow's episode of first world problems we can't find a starbucks  internet situation on the road is giving me cancer as we speak like literally giving me cancer  try again something went wrong

we have one bar you can do something with one bar right mcdonald's  hello mcdonald's anybody i know there's a hotel over here somewhere i stayed here last year  maybe someone will give me their room number at a hotel i can use their hotel internet somebody  help me please i'm lost i'm blonde and i need internet these three things are working against me  at this moment in time see let's see if quality in has quality internet i should be adventuring right  now yet i'm driving around looking for i

nternet a while back i switched to at t because they have  better service in utah but they have worse service everywhere else so i might switch back to verizon  we'll see um i'm traveling through i'm wondering if you know where i can find wi-fi to be honest  there's no like starbucks or there's a starbucks but it's inside of safeway yeah i don't think they  have white they don't have the wi-fi i'm trying to navigate to mcdonald's so mcdonald's is just  you're gonna go through the stop sign here

okay now you're gonna take another left okay and you're  gonna follow south 89 all the way all the way all the way through so left turn left turn and it'll  be on your straight and then it'll be on the right thank you so much appreciate it did everybody  catch that i'm gonna do a left and a left that's what it was like in the olden days when you  had to like get directions to places parking lots front row seating please baby ronald  mcdonald jesus let there be an internet it's yes i'm wearing cl

othes it's  so [ __ ] hot here i have my ac running but it's still really hot back here  i feel like i can fall asleep at any second got my hair blanket on whew it's that one i  don't know if i can stay here in adventure seriously because i have lessons tomorrow and  i have to have at least three bars three bars doesn't even cut it yeah the internet thing it's  not my favorite it's not my favorite thing oh crap i'm running out of gas okay we have to  turn the car off it's 100 degrees out there s

on of a tim gun well we'll open the door in a  minute it's still kind of cool back here okay i'm saving up to get like a really heavy duty internet  router type thing so i can upload from my van and i'm heading north so that will solve  the heat situation we're gonna make it work i'm gonna make work i just realized i haven't  brushed my teeth today they're a bit fuzzy and on tomorrow's episode of things you should never tell  people okay just kidding we're gonna open this right away i mean the a

ir that it's blowing in  is 104 degrees but at least it's like it's drafty we have that going for us yeah i don't care if  i run out of gas i need air the sun is setting i don't know how to be able to do horseshoe bend  tonight i have to watch my video and upload it and the upload usually takes about an hour i don't  know where i'm parking tonight our pets heads are falling off i wonder if does walmart have wi-fi  i don't know but the mcdonald's one isn't really working very well i'm trying to n

avigate on my  phone hooked to the wi-fi and it's not working and there's not enough service i can't even  navigate anywhere i can't even get the [ __ ] out of this town i can't even leave page arizona right  now i have so many fun things planned around this area but i have lessons tomorrow so i have to find  internet well walmart internet sucks so we're back at golden arches i literally i can't even withdraw  money from my venmo to my bank account that's how slow the internet is here i don't kn

ow if it's  at t or what but i'm feeling exhausted just thinking about it [ __ ] hate the internet  such a shot for good it's all good gives me can someone give me the directions out of this  town how do we get the [ __ ] out of this town anybody anyone i know this sounds crazy but i  think i'm gonna drive to salt lake city tonight or at least get the drive started i'll find  parking along the way i don't know i mean i could just sleep here and then get up early in the  morning it's gonna take a

n hour and 40 minutes to upload it's seven o'clock right now but i have to  have internet tomorrow for lessons like i can't even i can't even open the all trails app right  now i'm so annoying such first world problems but when you're counting on the internet to do your  job it's just a struggle it's just a struggle right now i had so many cool places i wanted to  go it's just a little too hot right now anyways i'm telling you like the extreme highs up from  this morning to the extreme lows like

i can't even do my daily tasks so exhausting hour and  40 minutes yeah oh yes okay yes salt lake city we're going starbucks and trader joe's probably  multiple targets six hour drive from here it is a hundred degrees there as well but i have a friend  who lives there so i just reached out to her see she is around and i can park at her pad take a  little shower they also have planet fitness or or do i wake up really early tomorrow morning and  do the hike that i really really want to do and then

drive up there i don't think i have time for  lessons oh this lifestyle is killing me well all i know is i'm a little hungry so i'm gonna make a  salad i got this little chop kit sunflower crunch sounded nice and fresh for a hot summer day  i'm gonna add in some avocado somewhere around here i bought some really big paper plates yeah  that way i don't have to wash out my bowl every time oh hell yeah we making salad all right  we're just gonna leave that to upload and hop in the back i can't eve

n navigate like if  horseshoe bend is walking distance i'll walk there and just leave this in the car to upload  but i can't even navigate to horseshoe bend why is everything so [ __ ] difficult sorry i definitely  play up how difficult it is a little bit because i think it's funny for for youtube um it is annoying  don't get me wrong but it's not that annoying like pretty resilient everything is right all right  well it says horseshoe bend is only two miles away that means i'm gonna be walking

back in the  dark though i don't know if that's a great idea around this area nothing against the area i just  don't know the area so i don't know if it's a bad idea or a good idea probably not in this outfit  okay i don't know we'll eat and we'll think we'll have a thinking here's that dinner live nothing  fancy but it's tasty i really like this would definitely recommend would definitely get it again  sunflower crunch it's kind of like coleslaw all right i think i made a decision i am going to

  go to bryce canyon which sounds weird because i was already there but one i loved the campsite i  loved waking up there in the morning and i've and i've been wanting to go back the weather is decent  it's actually cooling off to like 45 degrees tonight and it's only a couple hours away and  it's only a tiny bit out of my way if i'm going straight up to salt lake city so the things i want  to do around here i'll come back and do next year when it's not so hot i've never had a full day  go to pl

an in van life that's just part of it so i'm actually gonna go into mcdonald's maybe i'll  order like a kid-sized mcnugget and see if i can get this to upload a little faster so we can get  on the road the struggle is so real right now the dining room is closed in mcdonald's so i'm  so exhausted what i'm gonna do i have to edit like three videos a day or skip a couple days i'm  gonna upload like three videos at a time so i only need to find internet two days a week that will  be ideal the only t

hing is i might have to skip like three days in a row to get caught up i tried  editing two videos in a day and like it fried my brains i just actually edited that day and like  and oh my gosh it's a lot so i might have to skip a few days so i can get a few days ahead that  is the daily van life of a vlogger at least i didn't eat chicken nuggets so got that going for  us still haven't brushed these teeth though while that's uploading we're gonna walk to walmart just  to get some steps in today i

've been like sitting all day long oh there's a pretty sunset happening  though man i wish it was a horseshoe bend right now i was super disappointed but i'm at peace with  it now i've been there before i can always come back had a lot of fun in the desert i'm ready for  some literal greenery pastures changing plans yet again so i was walking through walmart and i had  an epiphany don't tell epiphany we were talking about her i decided to reschedule my lessons there  is a coffee shop here that i

can edit out in the morning you don't care about the logistics i'll  figure it out but there are a couple things i do want to do around this area gonna be a hot night  it's like 75 degrees all night to sleep here but i'm so tired do not feel like driving it is now  8 45 p.m so i'm gonna find a place to sleep here tonight i'm going to adventure tomorrow go to  the coffee shop and upload there and reschedule my lessons for later in the week aren't we just a  problem solver today there's so many m

oving parts it's like where am i gonna shower where am i gonna  find internet where am i gonna find my husband where is he is he in provo utah oh what if my  husband's in salt lake city tonight and that's how we were gonna meet it was our destiny don't tell  destiny we were talking about her well anyways let's see we have 25 minutes left we're just  chilling here running out of gas it's all groovy i think ioverlander works when you're offline too so  hopefully we can find a place to sleep tonigh

t i do think i am going to go to bryce canyon tomorrow  however because i would love to do one more hike in the bryce canyon area and i loved that  campground i stayed at it was dreamy and magical and the temperature is perfect there i'm afraid to  make plans because i know i'm just going to break them but tomorrow i get to do the things i was  hoping to do so pretty happy about it plans are changing a third time so the place i want to go is  called white pocket it looks absolutely gorgeous i'm

reading the comments now and they're saying  you need four-wheel drive four by four four-wheel drive not all-wheel drive not two-wheel drive like  mac here you need four-wheel drive to get there so i'm really not feeling paige arizona at  this point in time i say we just book it let's book it to the mountains and get some of our  drive over i like driving at night because i like being out and about during the day so we're gonna  go to bryce canyon tonight sweet i don't know is that what i want t

o do i'm so tired i'm so tired  someone can make a decision for me i can't decide i just want to sleep right here in this mcdonald's  parking lot that's all i want to do i'm sleepy the drive here wasn't too bad it was two hours it's  another two and a half to bryce canyon do we want to do that at nine o'clock at night probably not  um and i wanna ask instagram if anyone's around here and has four-wheel drive and would like to go  hiking with me but i can't even post on instagram because i have t

hree bars and i can't even open i  can't even open my bank account that's how bad the service is right here i don't know what to do with  my life right now but i do want this [ __ ] video to upload so i can get the [ __ ] out of  mcdonald's parking lot 17 minutes left okay that 85 i didn't get any exercise today that's partly  the problem hello dana has left the building the soul has left the body and i am just a shell  of a human all right there's four minutes left hallelujah here's what we're

gonna do we're gonna  check out the spot on i overlander if it's giving us any weird vibes we'll head up to bryce canyon  if it's feeling cozy comfy we'll just park it for the night maybe we'll meet some hottie with a body  who wants to go to white pocket tomorrow so that's what we're gonna do oh my god the video is almost  uploaded and i think since mcdonald's closes i don't know it's not working now all of a sudden it  says mcdonald's free wi-fi could not be joined oh i [ __ ] got okay let's g

o over to walmart see if  this last five minutes can upload maybe they sell some really sharp pens and pencils i can poke my  eyeballs out with that sounds more fun than this i love van life it's fun we need a new system we  need a new system the upload three or four vlogs in one day system is gonna be the system we're  gonna find real good internet two times a week hell one time a week just upload all seven one day  walmart wi-fi is not working cute real cute maybe we need to drive closer i lit

erally have to ask  somebody how to get the [ __ ] out of this town because i can't even navigate how to get out of  here paige arizona is not my friend no is it just a t i was here before and i had verizon and it  worked completely fine at t also did not work in los angeles i had this problem the whole time  while i was there too so i don't know i think it's an atnt thing all i do know is we go into brass  canyon tonight so let's go get some gas and coffee okay so i have 0.6 miles to decide whe

re we're  going tonight i heard from my friend eric and they're in st george so i'm like considering going  to saint george so if i take a left i'm going to say george if i take a right i'm going to bryce  canyon left or right left or right left or left or left or right maybe there will be a sign there is  a literal sign it says bryce canyon to the right well bryce canyon is like 80 degrees and st george  is in the hundreds i think we stay the course and we go to bryce canyon but it would be fun

to see  friends i don't want to go back to saint george i don't i do not want that for us yeah we're  going to go to bryce canyon oh my god we're 10 minutes away hallelujah and amen i'm a sleepy  logan it's 12 40 a.m which actually is 11 40 a.m arizona time so i mean we kind of made it before  midnight it's not too shabby we're excited to be in the mountains again tonight and we missed the  exit so we just did a straight-up u-turn in the middle of the freeway i think there's an outhouse  over t

here if this is the same place as last time is i hope it is because it was hella beautiful  rough road that's my favorite kind we love rough roads around here well we're gonna take the  very first parking spot we can find last time we were here is actually pretty packed there's  someone over there there's two people there oh they got a truck tent and everything sorry guys  don't mean to wake you up oh here are the ropes prepare to park your car near tom's best spring  road thank you actually jus

t park it right here awesome yay i'm so happy to be back in bryce  canyon okay here's the system engine off door open or closed door locked it's just how we have  to do it i don't know why but my lights stay on for like 10 minutes if i don't open and  close my door all right i really have to pee tonight's a pee in a cup and here we are i don't  wanna do it i don't want to right i just have to get set up real quick we're definitely  on an angle tonight but that's okay i mean side to side we're go

od but we're like tilted  toward the front oh i'm so happy to be here i made the right choice i didn't know what to do with  my life for a second there but i'm happy again i have three bars of service video was uploaded and  there's a bunch of coffee shops to choose from in the morning to upload tomorrow's video hallelujah  and amen i'm delirious don't tell delirious we were talking about her again but i'm gonna zonk  out guys if you made it to the end of the video write delirious down in the co

mments and i will  write you back thank you so much for supporting me and my channel it really means a lot to me so  thank you and we'll see you tomorrow if you like this video give it a thumbs up if you love to  share with your friends i'll see you tomorrow