[Vinesauce] Joel - Super Ghostbusters ( Full Album )

Ghostbusters They're back in town You need to pee That is so crazy Whaaat da fuuuck? You need to pee You call the Ghostbusters They extrakt it There was ghosts in your bladder WHAT THE FUCK EYAAAAAAH You need to take the pee Cuh-razy ghost peepee That is in-SANITYYYY [laff] Ghostbusters use their machine to hook it up to your dick Whaaat?!? it hurts?! when they activate it to remove ghosts WUUUUT? I break your door in I sneak in the basement it is my home now but you never find out 'cause I am s

neaky I am the rat man I go up at night AND EAT YOUR CHEEEEESE AAAAAAH!!!!!! But one day you find out there is a rat man inside the basement and you call the cops But the cops don't take it seriously So you- [jotles momentarily struggles to find something to say] call the Ghostbusters insteeaad! The Ghostbusters are ill-equiped They only have Ghost-busting weapons but they should have brought A Shotgun But I...have a gun so I kill them instead Oh no It's murder GRANDMA HAS DIED When grandma has

died You get really pissed 'cause she owe you money. So you call Ghostbuster "Hey, please, Ghostbuster" "Hey my grandma has died. She owe me money extract soul please" they tell you "Who the fuck is this?" You tell them "Get my grandma's money now you DUMBASS" AAGH The Ghostbusters still come, because you still pay them They take out their guns and, e...get grandma you tell grandma: "G I M M E Y O U R M O N E Y" Ghostbuster get guilty, and they leave, and you cry I got food poisoned That ma

de me angry so I call the Ghostbuster Hey Ghostbuster man Mak Donaalds® have a ghost in the burger What the fuck ... ...𝘖𝘸 [Bitten by ghost] You tell them Get down to McDonnel© and use the gun the burger has a GHOST WAAAAT [another laff] This is the last time I go to MacDonkies™ they put fucking ghost in burger I will now go see Kentucky Fried Man™©® Joke's on you dumbass, the chicken has ghost too! Why the fuck is all the food full of GHOST?!? I call health inspector- NO!!! I call Ghostbuster

and I tell them DESTROY THE CITY F U C K ooOO Hoo Hoo ooOOO-HUHOO The lasagna the lasaagnaaa was eated BY A GHOOOOOOOST UUOOOOOoOoOoO UUUUOOOOOOHUHUHUHUEHUEHUE I called the police the police told me "STOP CALLING" but I told them I told the- [laugh] my gh- lasanga was [momentary stroke] eaten by ghost OOOHOOHUhu I get sad and and I do a spicy™ jerk I call the pizza place-sssss and I tell them you have a... pizza faaaaaaaaace [sumerian demon noises] the ghost...has invaded my butt. he's trying t

o control me........ h ë l p [demon shriek] [archvile noise] [demonic sinus problems] I call the pizza plaaace and I tell them I want a ghost pizza [revenge of the laff] Pizza Baker Man says "don't call or I break your fucking knees" and I tell him [demon rage] aaaa the ghoost The ghoooost call the ghostbuster the ghost is STEALING my MUNNŸ he punch me in the faaace and now he run off with MY MOANEY HEY- 𝗚𝗛𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧'𝗦 𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗬 One time, I was on the intarnettt a

nd I bought an illegal drug from ebay.gov and it turns out that the drug was a ghost so I put him in the crack pipe and I ｓｍｏｎｋ mmmm~ when the evil ghost schüt his magic spell on me he acci-daintily give me Super Power!!! now I can shoot ghost web and climbe vawlls You may know me as SPIDER MAN (Wow!) but you may also know me as that homeless heroin addict I need to go now bye. I was once hungryyy~ so I go down to the local spaghettiiii shop I told him I want a big bowl of spaghettiiiii but I to

ld him I don't want regular spaghettiii I want Spooky Spaghettiii™ and I told him make it quick he punched me in the fucking dick (AHH) he threw me out on the streets and kicked me in the dick again (ARGH) I screamed for God as he kicked me, never order Spooky Spaghetti™ I shit my pants! [stanky keyboard solo] [background laff] [stanky keyboard solo continues] wow! [more stanky keyboard] I go out on the streets to protest the ghosts in the city I hold up a sign that says [deep voice] "Ghosts ar

e shitty." and to protest them I shit my pants [snort] everybody confused, me too so I fall asleep [demon voice] Ladies and gentlemen, Ray Parker Jr. - in concert. ♫ If there's something straaange in your neighborhood ♫ (Neighborhood.) ♪ Whooo you gonna caaall ♫ (Who you gonna call?) ♪ Ghoooostbusteeeerrs ♪ (It's a ghost?!) ♪ if there is something weeeird and it don't ♫ ♪ look gooOOOd ♪ (It don't look good.) ♪ Who you gonna caaalll? ♫ (Ghostbustore!) ♪ the GhoOOOoostbuster ♪ (Ghost bust!) ♪ I ai

n't afraid of no ghooost ♫ (He no afraid.) ♪ I ain't afraid of the gHOoooOOOooST I neeeed to get milk. I need milk for my cereal there is no milk in my fucking fridge so I get pissed This song has nothing to do with Ghostbusters [Text to Speech reads off wikipedia] ｍｉｌｋ ｉｓ ａ ｎｕｔｒｉｅｎｔ－ｒｉｃｈ， ｗｈｉｔｅ ｌｉｑｕｉｄ ｆｏｏｄ ｐｒｏｄｕｃｅｄ ｂｙ ｔｈｅ ｍａｍｍａｒｙ ｇｌａｎｄｓ ｏｆ ｍａｍｍａｌｓ． ｉｔ ｉｓ ｔｈｅ ｐｒｉｍａｒｙ ｓｏｕｒｃｅ ｏｆ ｎｕｔｒｉｔｉｏｎ ｆｏｒ ｉｎｆａｎｔ ｍａｍｍａｌｓ（ｉｎｃｌｕｄｉｎｇ ｈｕｍａｎｓ ｗｈｏ ａｒｅ ｂｒｅａｓｔｆ＊＊＊ｅｄ） ｂｅｆｏｒｅ ｔｈｅｙ ａｒｅ ａｂｌｅ

ｔｏ ｄｉｇｅｓｔ ｏｔｈｅｒ ｔｙｐｅｓ ｏｆ ｆｏｏｄ． ｅａｒｌｙ－ｌａｃｔａｔｉｏｎ ｍｉｌｋ ｃｏｎｔａｉｎｓ ｃｏｌｏｓｔｒｕｍ． milk is good for your body You see milk has calcium. It makes your skeleton strong and healthy OH NO! THE SKELETON'S COMIN' OUT! 𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨�

�𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑯- [bursting noise] [Skeleton]: I liiive! If there's sumthing strange. and it don't look goode. who you gonna call? The 𝘕𝘶𝘵𝘵-𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 [indescribable sounds of demon ghost busting a huge nut] invisible man, sleepin' in your bed ...he nutted in the bed the ghooost 𝘕𝘶𝘵𝘵𝑒𝑑 and now it's time for 𝘺𝘰𝘶 to n u t to this song GHOOOOOST 𝑁𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈𝑈�

� [doot] I call the ghostbusters on the telephone I tell them: "there is a problem." they tell me: "what is it now?" I tell them that "my toilet is clogged" they tell me: "why are you calling me about that?" I tell them: "there is, eh...too much ectoplasm in the toliet, pipes" they say: "if you call this number one more time" "we will shove the P.K.A. meteeer in yooour bumhole~" [spoopy 👻 wail] I say: "okay" "....how much will that cost?" and then they come over and break my fucking legss [kno

cking] who is it~? oh no- (WE TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL AGAIN) aaaAAARGH (AND YOU CALLED YOU SUNUVABITCH) no!! it was JOKE!!! (WE TOLD YOU) NOOOO!!!!! (WE TOLD YOUUU) IT WAS ONLY A PRANK- AAAAA [deep voice] Man...life hasn't been the same since grandma passed away last year. If there was only one way to bring her back, we'll do it no matter what wait wh- what's this ad about? r-resurrection? [different voice interrupting]: hello [deep voice]: Hello? [other voice]: My name is「Ghost Johnson」 DV: Oh he

llo how're you doing GJ: I play drum so good DV: Oh? GJ: that I bring back the dead. DV: Really?! GJ: Oh what's that, you want grandma back? DV: Yes! GJ: Well let me do a drum solo to bring her back DV: YEAH! [drum solo ensues] DV: Oh my God! It's- it's working?! It's working!?! GJ: ♫ Let grandma come back to life~ ♫ [zombie groan] DV: oH MY GOD SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY SKIN AAAHHHHH GJ: no refunds. I poisoned the water supply Now everyone dead whoops [doot] [telephones ringing] if there's somethi

ng strange, in your neighborhood, who you gon' call? ghoooooost~ ᵇᵘˢᵗᵉʳʳʳʳʳ *sniffff* You smell that? It smells G U D cook a ghost on the grill WHAaAT~ DA FFUCK you thought this was gonna 🅱️ a regular edition of the song, BUT jokes on youuuuuuuuu~ you think the last song would be good, but, 𝗛𝗔-𝗛𝗔 [laff strikes back] ♪ if there is sooomething straaange, in your neighborhoooood ♪ ♪ who you gonna callllll ♪ ♪ GHOOOOoostbuuusteerrssss ♪ ♪ if there is something weeeird ♪ ♪ and it Don't Look Guuu

uud- ♪ ♪ Who the FFFUCK are you gonna call on? ♪ the the Ghoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooostbuuuuuusteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerss ♪ Aaaie ain't afraid of no ghoooooouuust, ch'mooone ♪ AAIEEE ♪ ain't afraaaaid of no ghooooost ♪ ♪ ray parker junior please don't sue me ♪ [vocals from Metallica's "One"] DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME ALL I SEE - ABSOLUTE HORROR I CANNOT LIVE - I CANNOT DIE TRAPPED IN MYSELF - BODY MY HOLDING CELL LANDMINE HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT TAKEN MY SPEECH - TAKEN MY HE

ARING TAKEN MY ARMS - TAKEN MY LEGS TAKEN MY SOUL - LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELL Bill Murray and then there's Ernie Hudson Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis They were the Ghostbusters buuuut now they are no longer busting ghooosts they are now doing 😂 ....porno 👻🍆😜👌 Bill Murrayyyyy Heee is in the porno he is screwing the ghost and, sometimes.... he fucked it's a movie, [Joel'sSides.exe has stopped working] [Deepthroating Microphone] 𝕚𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖'𝕤 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖 𝕚𝕚𝕚𝕟 𝕪�

�𝕦𝕣 𝕟𝕖𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕓𝕠𝕣𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕕, 𝕨𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕓𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕚𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕒 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕞𝕞𝕞 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕒 𝕗𝕌ℂ𝕂𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝔾ℍ𝕆𝕊𝕋 𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕀'𝕝𝕝 𝕘𝕠 𝕦𝕡 𝕀'𝕝𝕝 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕨𝔸𝕥ℂℍ 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 𝕆𝕌𝕋, 𝕚𝕥𝕤 𝕞𝕖!!!! 𝕀'𝕞 𝕘𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕓𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕒 𝕘𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕐𝔸-ℍ𝕆𝕆𝕆𝕆𝕆𝕆𝕆 𝕨𝕠𝕆𝕆ℙ Ghostbusters was a movie in 1986 [not true jobel: 1984] it was so exciting but do you know what else is really e

xciting, when you fart into the microphone 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕀 𝕘𝕠 𝕎𝕆𝕆𝕆𝕆𝕆𝕆𝕆𝔸𝔸𝔸ℍℍℕ 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕦𝕞 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕝𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝔹 𝕐 𝔼 ~ [high-pitched death metal vocals]: 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐒 𝐃𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐑𝐀𝐘 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑 𝐉𝐑. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑬𝒀𝒀𝒀𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑯 [low-pitched death metal vocals]: 𝐈𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄'𝐒 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐍𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐆�

�𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 [both vocalists]: 𝑮𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑻𝑩𝑼𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺! [low vocalist]: 𝐈𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄'𝐒 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐄𝐈𝐑𝐃, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 [both vocalists]: 𝑮𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑻𝑩𝑼𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺! [high vocalist]: 𝐈 𝐀𝐈𝐍'𝐓 𝐀𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐍𝐎 𝐆𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐈 𝐀 𝐈 𝐍' 𝐓 𝐀 𝐅 𝐑 𝐀 𝐈 𝐃 [both vocalists]: 𝑶𝑭 𝑵𝑶 𝑮𝑯𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑺𝑻! 🤘 [guitar riff] 🤘 [low vocalist]: 𝑾𝑯𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑼𝑼𝑼 𝑮𝑶𝑵𝑵𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨 𝕮𝕬𝕬𝕬𝕬𝕬𝕬�

�𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷𝕷 Hello, are you having a funeral next week? Birthday? Whatever the case, call me and I'll spice things up I will entertain with my guitar and I'll do funny tricks. Call me low prices: joel@... fuckyourself.com. bye [phone ringing] Hey jackass, pick up the phone. Pick up the phone dumbass. Hey it's something important. I bet it's something important, go- Go pick

up the phone go Go on, go on PICK UP THE PHONE!! :^) DO IT!!! :D "u smel of poo poo pee pee-" [instrumental slowly begins to die] Come on already, I wanna- sing the song. C'mon. Come on. [banging noises] Piece of shit COME ON. [uh oh that doesn't sound gud] Bought this Fisher-Price keyboard for like 2 dollars. DO IT DO IT!! >:( C'MONNN Oh no. It's- it's broken. oh. oh dammi-