You ain't driving, are you? I steer a little, but the
reindeer do most of the work. This is my forth
year as a Santa. How about you? I started the
whole damn thing. Ho, ho, ho. It's Christmas. We decided that you could
have one gift early. What is it? That is a direct hotline
to Santa Claus himself. I can talk to Santa? All right, revelers. Welcome to your worst
Christmas ever. Let's go! You have $300 million in your personal vault. That's what I want
for Christmas. I don't want any trouble,
OK?
So, I'm gonna scooch
up that chimney. Who is he? Cause it's not your
typical mall Santa. Santa, are you there? Daddy said you were
very busy tonight. My name's Trudy Lightstone. Are you gonna help us, Santa? Yeah, Trudy. Santa? You're on my nice list. Santa Claus is coming to town. Time for some seasons beatings. Who the hell are you? Boss, what if he
really is the real... There is no such thing as Santa. Yaw. These bad men, they're all on my naughty list. Naughty. That's naughty! And what do y
ou do
to the naughty ones? I give them a lump of coal. Where is it? I gotta watch. I believe in you, Santa. Come on. Which one of you did that?
Prancer? So unprofessional. Ho, ho, ho.
Comments
“Seasons beatings” Sounds like a great song name.
I saw this last night. It's so good. It's violent and bloody, and yet somehow still an utterly sincere Christmas movie. As Santa might say, it's Christmas magic, but I'm not really sure how it works.
Saw this today. Was freaking awesome. Fun. Properly paced. Good character dialogue. Great action. Santa had a perfect character arc. Knew what kind of movie it wanted to be, and f'ing nailed it.
By far, the best christmas movie ever! The casts, plot, dialogue, action, it's all absolutely marvelous!
This movie is great. It manages to be heartwarming and violent at the same time.
I don't know how this movie manages to be both stunningly creative in it's violence (Die Hard mixed with Home Alone is definitely is a perfect description if I've ever heard one) and surprisingly heartwarming and sincere. It knows how to have fun while hitting you straight in the feels. Loved it, 10/10 would highly recommend :)
Based on the trailer alone I think we can reasonably state that this might be one of the, if not THE greatest Christmas film ever made 🙃
I just got home from seeing this, I love it. It was corny, heartwarming, funny, action packed & gruesome. Honestly, go watch it.
We've needed a plain and fun movie for a LONG time. I can't wait to see this
Had the pleasure of working on the set behind the scenes,fantastic experience!!
This movie is spectacular in every way; I can honestly say I have a new favorite Christmas movie. I can only hope they will make a sequeal cause I would love to see Santa go up against more criminals.
I definitely need to see this - David Harbor as Santa? Yes, please! I'm not sure how they managed to make this feel wholesome and kickass at the same time, but I love it! ^_^
Why is David Harbour so good at playing characters who look like someone's dad yet be a badass at the same time? Him as Santa looks awesome!
Omg this movie was sooo much fun! David Harbour was the perfect choice for Santa in this one and Edi Patterson did what she does best!
This was easily the best Christmas movie I've ever seen ... it's going into annual rotation.
Fun, violent, and wholesome, it might not be a movie for the entire family, but it's the best christmas movie ever.
It was awesome! The whole theater was laughing the entire time. David Harbour is my new favorite Santa.
Every year from now on we need a new David Harbour Christmas action movie. This needs to become a serie!
It’s not the Christmas movie we need, it’s the Christmas movie we deserve
This is shaping up to unironically be the best movie of 2022!