if you're having trouble sleeping ask your doctor about Biden the sleep aid made from 100% Joe Biden press conference the best way to get something done if you if it holds near and dear to you that you uh um like to be able to anyway byen has a patented blend of confusion and forgetfulness that will calm the most overactive brains Co has taken this year just since the break has taken more than 100 years look here's the lives it's just it's when you think about it when they sold out American jobs
and killed the Keystone Pipeline it kept me up all night worrying about how we'd pay our bills but then I got byen and I've never slept better sometimes when I get hopped up on sugar my parents give me by denica so I pass out other times they give it to me during the day probably so they can do the deed great gross warning people who have used by denica have experienced rampid lying and an inability to secure the southern border others have hallucinated and fought breakfast cereals corn poop wa
s a bad dude ask your doctor if byen is right for you now that's a money maker right there welcome back to Fox News Saturday night everyone would like our next guest a lot more if only he worked a little bit harder I Kitt he's a fox and friends co-host The Host of the biggest daily radio show on Fox News and he's also the host of our leading show on this channel every Saturday night long story short when you talk about the most talented people at Fox News my next guest has met all of them in per
son and that hurts my feeling Brian kill me in the house and the Crowd Goes Wild everybody would love kill me all right so Gutfeld wrote that introduction not at all well I was going to ask you that well we'll get there in a minute I just need one serious question one just give me one okay the White House spent all week trying to put the age issue to bed for Joe Biden right do you think they succeeded or did they buy a box of byen and use that instead well I tell you it was a great commercial Fr
ank Bruno did the voice over I don't know how you know my Frank Bruno the best I I will say this to see him walk along the border with the Border guards in a suit didn't really make me feel uh better about his Youth and and experience yeah I I will say that they just decided let put throw caution to the win yeah and we put him out there and let's uh and let's go at it and let's put the ball in play and the best news is it's for your show they actually providing so much material throughout the sp
ring and summer because if they keep them in the cave it makes it harder for you to write this stuff you got to dig up stuff they're actually giving us so much material right now I had to shush Emily in the B Block for telling what Biden jokes we have that we have that many we have a surplus it's inflation how dare you do that to Emily what every word matters we got to put her in place okay Brian uh it is time to go off the meter all you you get a nice nexio by the way the production value they
bust out for you okay so the whole point of off the meter okay is we're going why are you using terms that nobody understand we'll get there we'll get there okay but the point being is we're going to ask you a bunch of questions that are just stupid okay and they're not going to put you in a bad spot okay so you have three cast members uh that host Fox and Friends with you yes if they're drowning and you only have two life preservers I'm kidding I'm kidding every I was kidding everybody knows th
e answer oh no no no the cast of fox and friends is drowning everybody knows the Cor answer is to throw both preservers to anley absolutely we don't want to get that hair except for then there's Carly you got to worry about I didn't I didn't Factor her in but yes yeah so it's one for Carly one's for anley I'll write a great eulogy about you decean and of course Lawrence Jones okay give it a me you're a history bu who would make a better Wing man at a bar right George Washington or Abraham Lincol
n I would go with Lincoln and here why yeah uh Washington's got a lot of experience a lot of leadership but you need a guy that can mix it up and what do we know Lincoln for guy can wrestle the guy can fight and I need a guy with wingspan right I need guy can lock a guy up and not let him go also at the end be able to talk to the cops and say it was not my fault so he's a smart guy a strong guy a good wrestler sorry GW I'm going a go with a and I love this because if the cops have you up against
the wall and you've got a guy named Honest Abe with you exact your story is going to fly who's a self-made lawyer the only problem is he had one formal year of schooling so that's my problem he didn't really know how to drave don't knock the guys with one formal School some of us have none I love it okay speaking of presidents uh let's pivot to your friend Donald Trump uh the thing people love about Trump is obviously his modesty um but no is there a character trait of trump that he doesn't get
enough credit for that we don't see publicly sense of humor yes because a lot of people don't get it I watch these other channels he throws his stuff out being sarcastic or uh EXA likes to exaggerate and they think he's being seriously take them as if every word is FDR giving a radio address uh and it's not yeah that's a good point you know because everybody who reacts to his verbiage knew him for 40 years and they're trying to pretend this is some new fringey guy I'm like dude he hosted Celebr
ity Apprentice you might not like the policies but the guy's just the guy anyway let me give you another one because Trump's VP could be Tim Scott who once claimed on my radio show that Rocky 3 is the best movie he can't say rocky four because they'd accuse him of Russian collusion with the Russian exactly what is the best Rocky movie well I hate to say it uh and I don't s it sounds like I'm copying Tim Scott because I'm afraid of him or want to be like him which both things are true I I do thin
k Rocky 3 is the best and here's why he got the facial work done he kind of trimmed down one down to 185 and then he also copied The Liston format so remember Liston was so big and strong everyone was afraid of him and what did Ali do he was afraid at first but Ali went out there and danced and frustrated him so I love that he took that template and brought it into that so I love Rocky 3 the best and it's the one that holds up the most but I just I just want love a the tiger oh who doesn't love
a the tiger okay last question and we go uh Trump wins reele how am I doing yeah you I Crush we love it I can't believe how well I'm doing no no you're great okay Trump wins re-election you're on Air Force One okay unfortunately the pilots get hammered on Trump wine okay you have to Land Air Force One which Fox News personality do you trust to help you land that plane Hammer oh Hammer I I think Hammer just always seems to be in control but we all know he's not so even if we do go down at least I
feel as though I made the right choice CU if you watch hammer on the promp or hmer with a CO co-anchor co-pilot he's always cool ComEd so even if we do crash I'll be I'll be totally caught by surprise I always feel always but but I I love that do you agree with I I'm very prammer on the show got a pilot oh is that true intervention guys semi serious answer why do we love killme because I bid's americ I'm kidding we love kill me because I said the pilots were drunk on wine your answer was to get
Hammer who drinks vodka sodas like it's going out of style no he's a pro we love H we love you give it up for Brian kill me everybody and get your tickets now to see Brian live April 27th at the Green Valley Ranch in Henderson Nevada I've been there and I'm going back hey Sean Hannity here hey click here to subscribe to Fox News YouTube page and catch our hottest interviews and most compelling analysis you will not get it anywhere else
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