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she pink I don't want to eat that pull it together hey the verdict is sentenced to death no the following crimes are culinary viewer discretion advised recipe vandals are roaming the internet defacing what experts have placed before them is there not a reason that recipes exist yes there is to follow them like the good citizens we are wow not oh my God taking what was once placed before them by the experts at hand and committing vandalism on the art that is the culinary kind this is culinary cri
mes I have brought my two friends to my office today because they have valuable Intel that's true this one's Italian this one loves Italy yes I love Italy we have three cases to discuss today each a recipe that has been just did with cry and we will find Justice today it will be served on a plate it smells like rain Angela sry check the umbrella what oh are you fing kidding this is so fun this like hold it like like take it out what open it oh my God oh my oh my let's let's open up the evidence
it's a Jolly day who man it's been pouring the only thing it's going to be raining in here is Justice who hurt you a lot of people hurt her she's been on the streets for a while our three cases reside in this envelope we will investigate each of these cases tasting the crime scenes as they were made by these vandals then we will be given the verdict and then we'll try the real thing and then we're going to decide what these people deserve as their punishment life like yeah just life life is life
behind bars or living it on to the first case oh yes yes handle that yes ma'am no no don't touch this don't touch it just put it just put it away the detective said don't touch it ah the victim Italian meatballs oh no the ingredients oh my God diced White sandwi sandwich bread onion ground beef ground pork egg fresh parsley garlic cloves parmesano Rano salt black pepper for the sauce olive oil garlic cloves onion tomato Pata or tomato puree water red pepper flakes dried Italian herb mix salt bl
ack pepper the incident on September 23rd at 8 in the morning o wow hi I can't eat spicy food so I Chang the chili flakes to blank blank blank an ingredient I always have in the fridge I also added a small tin of crushed blank yum this suspect is on trial for two counts of culinary crimes oh they don't like spicy food what do you always have in the fridge let's taste and find out okay what do you smell Angela this looks different the sauce looks very chunky but that might be how it's supposed to
be oh my god oh I I think I think I know I think I know too you think it's I think it's I don't want to know should say we should try first let's try first here we go down the hatch let's go [Music] crime I taste sweet very sweet yeah which is kind of normal for tomato sauce but that's that's really sugary oh my God the more you let it sit your honor I know what this is oh no okay I taste sweetness and like a soft kind of dryness mhm I taste really sugary and sweet and it's like the kind of of
zest that doesn't belong in this cuisine yeah I agree there you go the meatball itself stand alone's great yeah it's good uh it's what it's wearing it's what it's wearing it's what it's wearing it's the dress the meatball is the meatball is solid it's literally it's the sauce that compliments it so poorly that it gets worse as you experience it this is going to be this is this is dare I say cursed this is nasty is this like salsa that's what I was thinking because something in your fridge yeah a
nd a tin in a no but there's a tin of crushed blank CR something okay this is salsa let's try this what's in a tin that this isn't helping much don't okay what' you do you got to tr the sauce by itself I won't cuz I won't eat salsa without a chip the salsa is extremely sweet if that's salsa like what if they did ketchup or something but the for the tin of crush I'm still on the first thing I think it's like um like mild uh Taco salsa or something like you know like the picante like yep the salsa
Picante a small so that's what's always in the fridge I also added a small tin of crushed what it's really like concerning every time I taste this sauce I'm like I'm alarmed this is code red yeah what do salsa what do people who think chili flakes is spicy what what would be something that's not I don't know Sinners I ALS also added a small tin of crushed mild chunky salsa oh my God don't do that heay mild wait I don't think works here yeah you have a you have a hunch mild chunky salsa that's s
o messed up so then what is it okay wait we're salsa no yeah I was thinking cinnamon but cinnamon would add a little bit of a spice and that's not that it tastes something like lavender like a little like um it's like florally sweet it's floral it's floral it's like lavender okay let's go through like what is what are in tins an anchovies are in no I'm just I'm just saying what could be possible a tin Sugar Sugar isn't in a tin it's not CR crushed it's not crushed I swear to God if it's crushed
the intro means I'm going to cry it's that no one has that we would taste has that we would taste that maybe they had crushed red pepper yams that's what I thought yams crushed yams yams are very sweet EET but I don't see them in there crushed I don't see them in there either guys I don't know about this maybe carrots or crushed oh wait but I don't see anything Orange in there well let's get in there this guy who is that is that is that wait wait wait who is that you guys be that's garlic that's
garlic is that garlic that's a orange it's literally orange are you sure that's my boyfriend that's garlic I knew you were dating somebody garlic but that orange right here garlic is my boyfriend wait I'm going to have a chunk of this oh my God Peach forensic peaches who does that who does that who does that wait wait wa wait eat the little eat this there's a fruit I'm scared I'm scared okay that's like a peach with sauce on top of it oh my God try right here pineapple pineapp pineapple pineapp
le we lock them up this is a m sentence to death how did we just get that dude this should be the verdict is sentenced to death we need to lock in our answers and then before we can assume any sentencing for this person we we will then get the verdict but well what are we thinking I okay so we got it so I I say pineapple but is it okay it is it is it's either pineapple or peaches it's pineapple I'm a pineapple I put pineapple on my pizza and you tasted think it's pineapple I think it's pineapple
I think it's pineapple okay so the um that's legit a pineapple covered in salsa so the evidence is mild chunky salsa with a tin of pineapple crushed pineapple are they from London they said tin don't people from London say tin I know what's going on here I'm mine English crime mine's pineapple and Mild taco sauce mine's mild chunk chunky salsa mine's mild chunky salsa all right let's get the verdict the verdict is hi I can't eat spicy foods so I changed the chili flakes to sweet chili sauce wha
t an ingredient I always have in the fridge why I also added a small tin of crushed pineapple yum yes that's even this is even worse wait I have a question who the has sweet chili sauce always in their fridge people who like sweet chili sauce wait and we thought it was Salsa because it was chunky but that was just the pineapple guys yeah and it was the crushed tomato and the pineapple okay when I realized that it was pineapple my stomach turned like that is cuz as I said I love pineapple on a pi
zza with some jalapeno and green bell pepper so I get it you know pizza's Italian pineapple sure this was too far this was very upsetting I would say this was a felony I I'd say this is a felony as well I want to try the real thing it's time all right bring out the real thing look at that gorgeous gorgeous look at the color no chunk no chunk Bella let's do it CH B wow see this is a dark oh my God eating a meatball at work at 10: a.m. Color Me grateful whoa totally different not chunky spicy and
not just spicy but not sweet it's not sweet this Vandal clearly has a a signature on their recipes which is they they freaking stand sweet chili sauce and sweet flavor flavor PR yeah that's that's exactly what the criminal is so they thought that this was delicious because that's what they love a little more of what they love into something new but that is a twisted tongue you got they're sick they're J sick I'll tell you what's Twisted about this person like sure the sweet chili sauce was was l
ike a like a substitute it feels like the pineapple was just for fun oh yeah cuz what are you substituting with the pineapple yeah that's their signature it was just like and also I threw into pineapple like it was like like a Sunday where it's like oh there some Peaches on top of the the the ice cream I get it like pork and pineapple could be really good when it's the flavor profile of Italian I sauce absolutely not no no no no it's criminal okay this is a felony they left their mark on their v
ictim it was like the outfit called for so many things and then right before they left they added a hat you know what I mean like you don't need the pineapple and they were like thanks it's a fascinator what do you think this person deserves of their sentencing oh punishable by death thrown into the ocean throw into the ocean that's what we do in the legal system throw into the ocean strip them naked have them walk through the town and then throw in the ocean what who said that what do you think
uh I think lock them up with a can of pineapples okay that sounds nice that sounds like they're Heaven yeah what yeah here's what we'll do we'll throw them into the ocean thank you where there will be one life raft with one single can of crushed pineapples to remind them of the mistake that they made wow or have the Sharks come get them okay what I it's fine we're fine maybe they'll think the sauce is wood that's so true all right case dismissed our next case the best lasagna this is crazy this
is crazy oh no this is crazy for the meat sauce olive oil onion carrot garlic cloves ground beef ground pork Pata tomato puree crushed tomatoes tomato paste beef or vegetable bullon cubes dried oregano and basil sugar salt and pepper for the BAM sauce butter all-purpose flour milk shredded parmesan for the lasagna lasagna sheets shredded mozzarella cheese and fresh parsley I have heard from the press that this crime scene is messy in April 3rd 2020 ooh at 8:42 a.m. five stars great recipe I sub
stituted the mints for BL blank cut 1 cm thick instead of using lasagna sheets I used some blank took away the can tomatoes and instead used fresh blank mixed blank blank and thinly sliced blank also instead of pada I used blank and blank other than that I followed the recipe to the tea best blank I've had in a long time thank you a witness also commented LOL um what oh this is going to be so up this is bad this is really bad this is a seral recipe Vandal that we have on our hands they've done t
his before I'm scared are you okay are you okay fine I'm fine pull it together hey I've been in this apartment before and I ate the most disgusting baked ziti I've ever seen in my life I could do this well this is my first time okay that's all bring in the evidence oh sh oh my god oh she's pink oh she's pink are you okay oh my God are you okay this looks like a jacket why is everything a fashion item this looks like a throw blanket put yourself together we are once again investigating eight coun
ts of culinary crimes folks this smells different she's literally pink she looks like blueberry cobbler this this looks like a lasagna you'd get it limited too okay guys we have to investigate oh no it's going to be disgusting just want to say I tried to cut a little bit and it tore like old skin oh no get your bite okay guys I got to say oh the only thing that I can think of that's really red is Beats well I'm beat the out of this oh my God is that a strawberry is that a passion fruit I don't k
now girls hurry the F up no I legit I am disgusted to my core oh my God be strong Cadet oh my God okay bite okay tiniest bite you didn't even have pink in there there's no I I hey hey meet me where I'm at you know what I mean I can't some of us are not strong here we go it's time okay oh my God yikey yikes that's something is sweet where it doesn't belong sweet and earthy I think it's beets it must be the color beets and I think yeah look at that that's a beat guys do you guys feel like there's
just like literally like a slice of Wonderbread bread in this thing no no no no no no no no no no that's what that was w wait they said 1 cim thick look look at the fibers look at the fibers it's either that or pean it's Wonder Bread crackers guys it's Wonder Bread I think you're exactly right this person still lives at home with her mom could I see the recipe I'm I'm bouncing with ideas here okay all right so I think the cut thing is the Wonder Bread I think we have a thin slice a thinly sliced
piece of like provolone or swiss in here but also also what's the green the Green's got to be spinach spinach spinach okay see reference mince mince means like the ground beef basically got it got another UK cereal killer I think instead of mozz hold on I'm going wait look guys look at that is that mushroom no I tasted beef I tasted beef I tasted beef I'm going to put spinach down because this green is very dark it's a dark leafy greed see okay instead of the mozzarella I think it's proon or sw
iss whoa no dude why did I think it's a like a sandwich slice of cheese in that thing that's it's some oh no wait a second what's the lasagna they said they replace the lasagna sheets that's what we're thinking with the bread oh my God that's beats 100% honestly we're killing this you guys wrote down spinach right okay so I don't know if it's spinach cuz I just had a fight with it in my mouth oh collared greens kale it's got a little rot or something rotta where are you from okay in my house we
don't call it rotta we call it rot I'm seeing a carrot that's normal and that's normal I'm tasting this I think it's beef oh wait it's not beef huh that was a hearty I think it's steak oh I think it's steak I think it's steak I steak guys help me figure out the green because now I don't think it's spinach now I think it's Collard cream all right so first up I substituted the mince which is the meat the ground meat yeah or blank steak I think it's chopped up steak chopped up bit chopped up steak
bit of chopped up steak little shap little steak chop carneada diced carneada yeah or is it like pot roast it didn't taste oh that's good too I mean you could say pot roast it does pot roast but that doesn't fit those the fiber is really try for yourself get a little not at figuring out my Meats I definitely think it's like a roast like a a rump roast yeah roast beef is very red it's giving roast beef what if it's cut like chopped up try tip try tip try tip that looks like try tip cut 1 cm thick
guys instead of using lasagna sheets I used Wonderbread white bread Wonderbread white bread cuz I'm a little dumpy okay took away the canned tomatoes and instead used fresh and it's a bunch fresh blank mixed blank so fresh beets mixed greens with the greenx yes detective mixed greens mixed greens or or GRE another item tomatoes do you guys taste tomato at all in here not really so it's beets greens and then there's something else guys I think it's tomato mixed greens and be carrots and beets oh
is carrots in there I am not a beets girly I love I'm a beet girly I love beets you ever have so much beets your peas pink oh all the time every time I have a beet and then thinly sliced 1 2 3 yeah I'm going to say either Swiss or yeah I'm not really good with cheese so I'll go with what you guys think oh oh okay so like some swiss cheese yeah cuz this piece up here at the top piece yeah this is it thinly sliced swiss cheese yeah guys we got to figure out what the other so all right look at thi
s look at this open area new area just open new area just opened I think it's either provolone or swiss okay so the detective is hard carrots I think we got it no but we're missing and thinly sliced blank thinly sliced oh thinly sliced going to be hard to find guys do you think is that the Swiss cheese that you thinking yeah like or sharp cheddar cheese yeah no I don't see cheddar okay okay or like an aged white cheddar whoa look at this look at that okay we got a cheese Pole look at that so the
re is real cheese in here that's good oh no I'm tasting cheese I just don't know what kind yeah but thing says instead of pada I used and so instead of tomato puree they used something different one thing we have seen on this show before was a case where the the suspect was commenting on the wrong recipe I don't know if that's what this is commenting on the wrong recipe where they literally were talking about cookies on a b recipe it was weird and we had to try cookie Bak ziti and it wased up I
think there's chocolate it's blue is it M&M's I think there's chocolate cookies oh my God I'm so oh my God it is chocolate I think you filled it with the steak I think there's some weird other cheeses in there that aren't uh parmesan yeah and maybe maybe mozzarella's in there but maybe it's a thinly sliced piece of mozzarella instead of shredded okay so we have almost all of them figured out almost all of them we have guested there's um try tip or steak of some kind correct carrots beets with th
e carrots and normal beets and mixed greens yep we're thinking some white bread sliced really thin I said collored greens you said collar GRE you did that's on your thing yeah yeah and um and swiss cheese potentially and something's orange guys don't sleep on the orange what is it I think the Orange is the tomato and the cheese all together plus carrots plus beets no cuz then the subst said best blank I've ever had so he's like retitling this so it could be like best like enchilada I've ever had
I'm almost willing to call this a mistrial because I have no idea what's going on here I think the only way to really understand yep we have our guesses let's see the verdict I feel good about our assumption me too me too I think we did a really good job the verdict is as follows great recipe I substituted the mint for dry aged ribeye okay cut 1 cm thick which is steak it is a Ste Dr AG rib eye perfect team instead of using lasagna sheets I use some garlic buttered toasted Turkish bread yum Tur
kish bread is delicious not in lasa you're right so there was garlic on it it was garlic garlic ah we overthought it okay took away the canned tomatoes and instead used fresh tomato mixed leaves beetroot uhhuh and thinly sliced red onion rings red onion rings onion rings oh it gets worse oh no instead of pada I used barbecue socks and aoli no other than that I follow the recipe to the tea best steak sandwich I've had in a long time steak sandwich LOL um yeah now I get that cuz hahhaa um go away
I cannot believe there's barbecue sauce in this okay this was disgusting hey just add it on to the steak guys guys I convict can we convict you're you're defiling the corpse I don't care let's try the real thing the best lasagna as it's meant to be my heart is full I was very scared and alone my instinct was to pick it up and stick my face that is that what you doing you about to grab with your hands wo no pink look at that look at how gold you s is look at the layers I thought I was going to be
the weird one today nope oh wow you could have given half the size this is huge oh wow it's beautiful good night it's cohesive I'm going to bed I can't believe in my stomach right now next to this lasagna is barbecue sauce beets and bread this is so good it's soft it's spicy it felt like the room just calmed down did you guys feel that mhm they mentioned mints as referring to the ground beef and ground pork I wonder since clearly they're maybe from the UK do you think they think lasagna means s
omething else but like wait but but lasagna is from Italy like a neighbor yeah exactly it is crazy to think about lasagna is kind of like a cousin to a sandwich it really is it's really almost sandwich not it's a it's a meatball sub but squished yeah I feel like we can't go too harsh on them because I feel like they really just got confused confused it feels like they just cooked something else at some point these aren't substitutions this is a different dish would you say this is a mistrial or
a misdemeanor oh oh misdemeanor feels small I'd say it was a mistrial it felt wrong I mean it's negligence one way or another they weren't clearly checking the recipe for what they were supposed to be doing I don't I don't understand how this happened I feel like it was a hung jery but you know what I'm happy because it brought me to this in 20120 I don't know where they these people were at the time but groceries were hard to come by in some places that's so true oh wow but that they were still
on the internet on a web page labeled one thing and they rated at five stars rated at five stars that get knocks down the the sentencing for me makes it not as bad because but here's the is a crime of passion this is not a steak sandwich either that wasn't a steak sandwich either either so definitely he gets a charge for me a misdemeanor and it's negligence no no ocean for him he can be on land but I don't know why I think it's a heat could could be a she could be a them it could be anybody but
it's not a steak sandwich I think the punishment should be that we give them a steak sandwich but it looks like lasagna ooh and just make them feel as confused as we have for the past however long we've been guessing this situation and they have to eat it outside we have to eat it outside no shade oh wow they're they're in England they're going to be fine this is so so good the original recipe I know what a mess what a mess on to the final case am Mana bring out the final [Laughter] case oh my
God that was really hard I had to reach so far in my chair the final case what's happening the crime scene is New York cheesecake no this is a city classic why did you do this oh my God all right we're too it's too soon okay let's see my digestive system's already failing steak we cannot fail Justice you're right you're right thank you the ingredients for the crust gram cracker crumbs melted unsalted butter salt for the cheesecake cream cheese goat cheese lemon juice vanilla extract kosher salt
orange flour water toasted sugar eggs heavy cream toasted sugar sounds extravagant toasted I want it I love cheesecake cheesecake is my favorite kind of cake really it is yeah the incident on February 11th 2020 at 11:08 a.m. right before Valentine's Day right before maybe they were getting ready one star ew would not recommend made this for my grandson with blank since that's his favorite and it did not taste good at all all even blank which he calls sea nuts could not save this recipe next time
I would recommend providing a list of flavors of blank that work with the recipe it has two thumbs down this suspect is on trial for two culinary crimes I've seen worse you have she's been in these streets all right bring out the evidence oh oh no oh wait it looks just like do you know what those are no cake are those Capers beans Capers not sea beans don't say that they're sea beans are those Capers these are capers that is disgusting that was rude to put that on there guys this is not a piece
of fish it's New York cheesecake there's some discoloration in the cheese do you see look the hell is that it has ew ew ew ew ew see that you see that what the salmon this is a grandma and her grandson oh I'm scared as I'm scared I don't like it two huh she's in Disguise oh no something's wrong here and it's salmon it smoked salmon and capers the texture is so off there's like random pieces of Suspicion I would know you got to keep your cool we got Capers on the table I can't keep my cool me an
d fish and sweet yogurty stuff not friends you added fish I don't taste fish okay you don't taste fish look at this okay you have a lot of fish nuts you don't taste fish do you see that do you see that do you see that we need to taste you need that could be like raspberries or some forensic style you out of your mind get in there you need don't elbow me I'm going to turn the body on its side I need all the space I can get orange it looks orange yeah cuz it's literally fish I don't think it's fis
h it's if it was fish i' cry I'd be literally in tears I I think it's fish I think it's f i freaking know it was literally fish that's I don't want to eat that okay here's the thing who cuts their cheesecake like that oh I'm the weird one here this is not a Corvette I'm theing weird if this is fish let me show you the fishiness that is this cheesecake I'm literally not here we go check it out look at that you have to eat it you have to eat it you have to know no no see that oh my God that is fis
h oh my God my mouth is upset you see that wait that's salmon R detectives detectives yeah so the so oh my God okay so it's called so it's called New York cheesecake does this fing person think it's New York Bagel I think I because you know bagels and lemons I mean Capers and lemons are always on like a salmon and lock bagel with cream cheese with cream cheese this has cream cheese I made this with my grandson this is locks and capers I am sick to my stomach so you're on to something what K New
York New York cream cheese bagels and locks couldn't the the sea nuts wait are you guys trying to figure out what this what she thinks this is called no I think she thinks Che New York cheese cake yeah mint New York Bagel what with locks capers this is disgusting this is called a New York Bagel she thinks it's a bagel with cream cheese but how do you get cheesecake and bagel mixed up so the first blank is is salmon and then even with blank which he calls SE nuts is the Capers so I think three sp
ots so I think it is like salmon fet or locks smoked locks salmon ooh smoked that's that's such a short word do you think that there's like a a like a salmon like a a cream cheese that comes with salmon in it yes yes what yes there's a cream cheese with like locks in it really yes it's like white with pink no way that that's okay that's that's what it would look like if you mix cream cheese with Salon where are we are we in an apartment with investigators is the rookie going to be on top oh don'
t you dare I have cheese order order in my stomach all I know is there's a cream cheese bagel with locks and capers on it yep and this is the same type so we're thinking like fish fish fish right like she's talking fish salmon cream cheese like fish cream cheese locks cream cheese locks cream cheese since it's his favorite and it did not taste good at all because he loves locks cream cheese on his Bagel even Capers when he calls what you call Cena he needs help if he's calling those Cena next ti
me I would recommend providing a list of cream cheeses locks no the second one I think is cream cheese okay guys I nailed it I right you're right we are not 12 Angry Men We are three annoyed women who are powerful I'd see that play locks cream cheese Capers cream cheese it is time for the verdict we are locked in we are locks in oh my God oh my God you you've had too many cases on your plate it's just this one is personal to me oh this one's personal yeah we need to get a vacation going for you
new New York cheesecake crime scene revealed ew wood sorry ew would not recommend made this for my grandson with lock cream cheese high five above [Music] me since it's its favorite and it did not taste good at all even Capers which he calls sea nuts could we didn't need to know that could not save this recipe next time I would recommend providing a list of flavors of cream cheese that work with the re recipe perfect score perfect score guys we did it we were cooking rookie of the year to these
two oh yeah sure you too I guess okay this is crazy and disgusting what this okay this is infuriating for many reasons for me okay one star on a recipe that is come coming correct mhm I may say so yeah and to blame the recipe on your mistake of using cream cheese with fish in it yeah nasty sorry pardon my French Capers wouldn't save this in a million years no and her son needs to stop calling things SE nuts grandma put the sea nuts on it it'll be back want to taste some justice yeah yeah let's b
ring out the real thing New York cheesecake as it was meant to be look at the fruit I'm literally going to inhale this I feel so much better girls girls This Is Us Girls I love our day this is like an episode of Sex in the City we used our brains and we figured it out this does taste like justice cuz we like we like figured it out yeah we did we figured it out we taste okay we're tasting justice but we're also tasting Victory oh what What hurts the most is that someone tarnished this recipe base
d on their own stupidity this was a personal case for me I almost had to abandon the case and leave you two to handle it yourselves because it was too close and too emotional for me same same with me and the balls so I guess I would have been alone with the balls this is messed up and also blaming the recipe giving it one star makes it worse to me so I think a serious punishment must go down though I'm curious about like a salmon and locks situation it was intriguing but you know when you see li
ke a murderer do a cool trick you're not like all right yeah so this is punishable by death uh Marcus power power up the electric chair power up the electric chair and let's put some trout on top of it that's the punishment we're going to put a bunch of fish on an electric chair going to zap them and we're going to put them in her closet and then she's going to have to smell that for the rest of her life and that's the worst punish wow you guys are cold blooded am and I'm proud of you guys thank
you for coming back thank you for joining the team we serve Justice today on a cute little plate with a gold trim on it and and we had a good day we did have a good day and we are in this city having sex girls I miss big is he ever going to get back together with he have than just like that okay thank you for watching please send us any recipes that have been tarnished or trifled with and we will investigate thank you for being a part of my squad may we continue to taste Justice together Cheers
Cheers I'd love a cigarette now let's go hail a cab yeah bye

Comments

@dr.domealittle8809

“Oh I’m the weird one here?!” Says Angela crouched on her stool like a little goblin

@abbusti560

I need a golden girls episode with them. Amanda is Dorthey, Angela is Sophia, and Courtney is Blanche. Shayne needs to be Rose.

@baileynicole1824

It's a real change of pace, with Courtney being the most normal person at the table

@mrpandabites

That last one was so cursed. The sentence should have been Davey Jones' locker. The worst crime in a whole episode of atrocities.

@forgotn42

Amanda saying "This is not a corvette!" because Angela cut up the cheesecake weirdly actually broke me. lol

@BRAWLR333

So the steak sandwich was definitely a joke. Someone made a steak sandwich, wrote it under a lasagna recipe , then you made a lasagna out of steak sandwich ingredients. I hope the guy that wrote that will see this and is dying laughing.

@namelesscrow2069

I love the juxtaposition between Courtney, Angela, and Amanda screaming, jumping, shouting in disappointment, agony, and horror, compared to the absolute zen they have when they eat the real thing 😭

@flamingfoxes3066

A suggestion to the first criminal: you could have just NOT ADDED CHILI FLAKES. You didn’t have to substitute it unless it was a key ingredient that will make the meatballs fall apart if you don’t add it. That’s what I do if it’s too spicy, and I’m Mexican, you bet your ass that the food I eat can be spicy, so just like, don’t add the chili flakes

@tazelliott9862

Angela describing the cream cheese with lox while staring at the ceiling like she’s getting a vision of the ingredients

@rileyn2983

That last one is insane. They mustn't've known what cheescake is. I guess they just assumed it was meant to be savoury since they'd only ever had flavoured savoury cream cheese?

@user-js3cn7mx8i

Angela has such a way with words, she always uses the most random metaphors and they’re always 100% on point. “The outfit called for so many things and you threw on a hat” “this is a lasagna you’d get at limited too”

@NateyCat

This is easily becoming my favorite smosh production. Of course Angela and Amanda are great but Courtney SHINES in every episode. I love it when “Courtney gets to be Courtney”. Also I’m Italian so this episode kind of hurt my soul. But I loved it.

@HekatieSquires

Consultant on britishism offering my services: sweet chilli sauce is incredibly popular over here, it’s even offered as a dip in fast food restaurants - the likelihood of a British person always having sweet chilli sauce in their fridge is HIGH so Amanda is probably correct that the first criminal was British As for the second criminal, we are very aware of what lasagna is

@w0rmfarts

I've heard of reformed criminals becoming a consultant for the police so I suggest we get Garrett on this show

@dew7555

Ok but I really do want to see Mythical Chef Josh attempt to redeem the cheesecake idea. Maybe like a savory graham cracker crust with everything seasoning, less sugar, and some real lox? Idk I agree with Courtney, I'm very intrigued...

@50stressballs58

I love Amanda at the end thinking smelling electrified fish is a “cold blooded” punishment when she literally started the episode off saying someone should be sentenced to death for making sweet meatballs LMAO

@rickhernandez5454

They definitely missed out on a "This is the worst disaster to hit NY since 2011..." Best series out right now.

@MARI0X16

As an italian I can confirm pineapple on pizza is acceptable. But this shit…… were all crimes of the highest offenses.

@kellycaaws

Honestly, this show alone would survive as a very successful YouTube channel on its own. I love this series so damn much. Love every combo that's been on and Detective Courtney --- will you marry me? My goodness, I yearn.

@butchbottoms

"random pieces of suspicion" is such a great quote