Weekend Update hosts Colin Jost and Michael Che cover the week's biggest news before speaking with TikToker Piper Dunster (Chloe Fineman) and Flaco the Owl's Widow (Sarah Sherman).
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Comments
Che's delivery on the Oppenheimer joke was perfection! (Clipped dramatic pause), "Without warning" 😂
I said it before and I will say it again, Weekend Update posted in its entirety on Monday mornings is the best way to start the week on YouTube
Weekend Update has really got it down to a science. Jokes that elicit laughs AND groans, guests in silly costumes, and the near-perfect Sarah Sherman ripping Colin a new one every time she sits at the desk.
“Dipping tip!” I think I’m dead….😂😂😂
Them's the rules, nocturnal predator... Colin always getting it from Sarah 😂😂😂
That Baltimore Bridge joke was sharp 😂
This WU was fire. I laughed out loud multiple times, and that hasn't happened in a while. Incredible writing this week.
The Ohtani translator joke was hilarious.
The wardrobe department killed it with the owl costume 😂
The Oppenheimer one was the best joke
Even as a widowed owl, Sarah still hits Colin with those sharp barbs! 😂
The mop joke took me OWT!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The owl bit had me ROTF LOL
The cargo ship carrying boeing airplanes had a perfect setup and delivery, bravo Mr. Jost! 😂🫡
Michael and Colin continuing to carry the show
Charlie Pride was country way before Hootie (Darius Rucker) was around!
Even as an Owl, Sarah continues to roast Colin with straight fire.
The Baltimore Bridge joke was so brutal and absolutely glorious.
I'm dead after..."Their neck game is insane."
I once caught him dipping tip in a turkey 🤣 she couldn’t keep laughing in that suit. Hilarious