Weekend Update hosts Colin Jost and Michael Che cover the week's biggest news before speaking with Marcello Hernández and Chloe Fineman.
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Colin being forced to say “the salon do be sounding fire” lmaooo
Marcello is both adorable and correct.
The crowd's response to Julia Stiles is so damn heartwarming!
Marcello seems super comfortable and confident with his masculinity and it’s such an attractive look!
I love Marcello. I also loved seeing Colin really giving him props at the end. So happy for him.
I’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, weekend update posted in its entirety is the very best way to start Monday mornings. The comedy flows much more smoothly this way. Remains the best part of SNL for me
Marcello is a gem. He has the best delivery.
You really get the sense that Save The Last Dance is one of Chloe Fineman's favorite movies.
Marcello and Colin had me spitting out my coffee at the airport, they are amazing together ❤😂
Marcelo's reaction to the chuckle after the short joke 😂😂😂
There is literally no reason for the Save the Last Dance bit and I love it.
Marcello always delivers.
Marcello is on fire lately. Also, the crowd slept on Che’s jokes this week. 😄
The whole atrocious dance I was thinking 'Why would THIS be the....' then Julia freakin' Stiles shows up LIKE A BOSS! Thank you for yet another fabulous Weekend Update! 🤣💚
“The salon do be sounded fire” 😂😂😂😂
“At least he has a passion” 😅😅😅 so true. A good girlfriend will be deluded with you to the end and never say I told you so. ❤
Marcelo literally kills it every single time
The writers really tested the boundaries on this one, but the most deviant moment was still by far Colin admitting that the spa do sound fire tho
I love when the jokes don't go over well. It just makes them more funny 😂
Weekend Update is always the best part of the show, These two have so much chemistry