[NARRATOR] Welcome to the land of the hypothetical. Today’s story begins in the world of the Stardust Crusaders, where our intrepid group aims to pursue the Vampire Lord DIO, in order to save Holly Kujo from an otherwise incurable sickness. Our group of 4: Jotaro Kujo, Joseph Joestar, Muhammad Avdol, and Noiraki Kakyoin, are en route to Egypt via commercial airline, currently being attacked by the Tower of Gray. *I can't believe it's a plane* [NARRATOR] This, is where our story resumes. [JOSEPH
] This was a huge waste of time and we almost killed like, 70 people [JOTARO] This is all your fault I’m never going on a plane again [JOSEPH] …Hm… Are you absolutely sure about that? [JOTARO] I don’t care what comes out of your mouth next I’m not listening [JOSEPH] No really! Think about it. If… Perchance, this attack was a coordinated move by DIO’s minions… They probably expect us to be deterred enough to never take another flight again. The MOST unpredictable move we could make would be to im
mediately fly again, on another commercial airline, directly to Egypt! There’s no way they could follow us if they weren’t ready for it! [KAKYOIN] That seems a little risky, we don’t want to endanger innocent lives now do we? [JOSEPH] All the more reason they wouldn’t expect us to do it! [AVDOL] I might advise against it, DIO has some extremely dangerous minions working for him and it would be devastating to encounter them while we’re airborne! For example, one is the High Priestess, and it woul
d— [JOTARO] …I changed my mind [KAKYOIN] What? [JOTARO] We should go flying. It sounds like it’d be funny *Ribs from the critically acclaimed Mouth Dreams by Neil Cicierega*
*Critically acclaimed by me, specifically. I am the critic doing the acclaiming* [NUKESAKU] Hello, this is DIO’s secretary speaking! …They’re what? …THEY’RE WHAT?? *phone noises, and additionally the kerchunk of a lever* [NUKESAKU] CODE RED, REGROUP, REGROUP!!! THEY GOT ON ANOTHER PLANE!!! *various planes* [D’ARBY SR.] What
the bloody hell is going on [ENYABA] Our whole plan has gone tits up!! [TENNILLE] We had a plan? [ENYABA] Yes!! We had different stand users scattered across the path from Hong Kong to Egypt in order to stop the Joestars from reaching Lord DIO, but now they’ve gone and flown over all of us!! [N’DOUL] Didn’t you have a guy for that? A guy to attack them if they got on a plane? [ENYABA] WE DID!! BUT THEN THEY JUST GOT ON ANOTHER PLANE!!! [CAMEO] What about the OTHER person for if they got on a pla
ne [ENYABA] You mean the baby [CAMEO] It was a BABY?? [MANNISH] goo goo ga ga piss off [ARABIA] I’m sorry!! We were camped out in Abu Dhabi which as it so happens is NOT close to Hong Kong [ENYABA] Well then who WAS in Hong Kong then??? [POLNAREFF] Present! [ENYABA] AND WHY DIDN’T YOU FOLLOW THEM ON THE PLANE [POLNAREFF] Well I was under the impression that I would be meeting them in a diner, NOT an airport! By the time I found out where they were, they were already past customs and there was no
way I was going all the way back to my hotel to grab my passport [ENYABA] OH MY GOD— [NUKESAKU] I’ll go tell Lord DIO!! [ENYABA] Don’t you DARE!! Do you know what pathetic henchmen we would be if we couldn’t do this ourselves?? EVERYONE IS HERE, we WILL prove ourselves!! So tell me someone has a plan!!! We need a plan NOW, BEFORE they land their plane!! *everyone* [ENYABA] OKAY SHUT UP fine I’ll be the one with the ideas! You! You shoot bullets right?? [HOL HORSE] Yes
[ENYABA] Then SHOOT THEM!!
SHOOT THEM DOWN FROM OUT OF THE SKY [HOL HORSE] Bullets don’t go that far [ENYABA] What?? But you can control them!! Just make the bullets go to the plane and hit them!!! [HOL HORSE] Bullets don’t go that far [ENYABA] AAUHGH who else has long-range stands??
[ARABIA] uh [ENYABA] YOU! You’re the one with the little gremlin!! [MIDLER] High Priestess [ENYABA] YOU SHOULD GO AND— [MIDLER] I’d need to plant my stand onboard ahead of time, which I could not do, because I was in EGYPT [ENYABA] AAAUHHGH
SOMEONE GIVE ME A PLAN, AND THEN MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I WAS THE ONE TO COME UP WITH IT [OINGO] Quick Boingo, maybe we can use your comic book stand that can tell the future to give us a tactical edge!! [BOINGO] It says someone’s gonna die, but it’s being really quirky and nonspecific BUT ACCURATE [ANUBIS] In theory I could slice someone as I fly through the plane! Y’know, if someone threw me really really hard [RUBBER] My goop COULD eat them… If I was close by [DEVO] My ability is amazingly strong,
I just need to get angry at them first! Which I’m not, at the moment, really I’m rather placid [TENNILLE] Unfortunately planes generally are not in the water [N’DOUL] Unfortunately rain is not my kind of thing [CAMEO] Even if I got onboard my genie shtick isn’t especially useful without, you know… Dirt [STEELY] I need to get close to plant my stand [NENA] I need to get close to plant my stand [MARIAH] I need to get close to plant my stand [ZZ] Cars don’t fly
[ALESSI] Shadows don’t fly [POLNAREF
F] Hey birds fly
[PET SHOP] Cacaw!! [ENYABA] OF COURSE!! Pet Shop could just FLY UP TO THE PLANE AND— [HOL HORSE] Birds don’t fly that high [ENYABA] WHY CAN’T ANYTHING GO HIGH ENOUGH TO HIT A PLANE [D’ARBY SR.] Then let us attack them when they land! I shall approach them first, and play poker with them to death! [MARIAH] Not a chance, because I’LL be the one to kill them FIRST!! [RUBBER] No, I want to be the one to kill them!! *Rabble rabble* [ENYABA] THIS IS EXTREMELY NOT PRODUCTIVE [KENNY G.]
What if I made the airport REALLY confusing [ENYABA] Shut up Kenny!
[TENNILLE] Shut up Kenny! [MARIAH] Shut up Kenny!
[ZZ] Shut up Kenny! [RUBBER] Shut up Kenny!
[CAMEO] Shut up Kenny! [D’ARBY JR.] Shut up Kenny!
[NENA] Shut up Kenny! [STEELY] Shut up Kenny! Go back to drawing mazes you nerd! [J. GEIL] Mother
[ENYABA] OF COURSE!! MY BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY!! So long as there is any reflective surface you can travel to it no matter the distance probably!! Go, my child, and— *J. Geil being stabbed, r
epeatedly* [POLNAREFF] I just remembered my life’s mission! [ENYABA] WHAT THE FUCK [ARABIA] Hey I’ve got an idea [ENYABA] WHO ARE YOU AGAIN [ARABIA] My name is Arabia Fats [ENYABA] …DOESN’T RING A BELL [ARABIA] Y’know, Arabia Fats? My stand is The Sun. I can summon The Sun. What if… What if I made the Joestar’s plane fly into The Sun [ENYABA] …Huh. [ENYABA] ALRIGHT ARE YOU READY?? [ARABIA] I’m ready!! [ENYABA] THEY’RE APPROACHING!! NOW SUMMON YOUR STAND!!!! *sun noises (various)* [DIO] YOU KNOW
IT WAS VERY FUNNY SEEING YOU CUT OFF YOUR HEAD LIKE THAT LET’S DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME ALRIGHT WHAT’S ALL THE COMMOTION [ENYABA] WHAT
[ARABIA] What? [DIO] OH MY ME IT’S THE SUN *dust in the wind x3* [JOSEPH] Oh wow did you just notice?? My blood like, I can feel in my blood that DIO is actually dead now! We don’t need to go to Egypt anymore! Hey Miss Pilot can we turn around? [PILOT] Okay~! [ENYABA] BR BRL BLRRL LBLRLR GLGRLBLLRLLRLGLR ~~TO BE CONTINUED~~
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It was never implied that "THE SUN" would replicate the harmful properties of the real sun towards Vampires. But it's damn hilarious to think that DIO recruited someone who could kill him even by mistake.
And thus with DIO actually dead, Polnareff's forehead-squid mutates and turns him into a monster like it did to the Nijimura patriarch.
How did you manage to make summoning the unmatched power of the sun an anticlimactic ending? 😂
“What about the other person for if they got on a plane” “You mean the baby?” “IT WAS A BABY!”
Ok but Mariah using Bastet in the middle of an airport would actually be kind of useful
Diavolo basically skipping parts to only the ending. Like a casual
The funny thing is Arabia Fats has more screen time and dialogue in this video than he does in the anime.
Wait Boingo's prediction came true someone did die! 100% accurate as always, what a champ
I think Enyaba would genuinely freak out if the Joestars actually took another plane 😂
You know, this made me realize how much planning most of the standabilities required, and thus how carefully planned this must have been. They are unfortunately few stands that are good for when the opponent is already on the plane before you. (Making the airport really really confusing and then jumping them probably would have worked.)
Wow... We were all excpecting Purple Haze Feedback or Ace Attorney.. You're as unpredictable as Araki himself
So...does this mean that Polnareff will turn into a goop monster like Okuyasu's dad, since he still has the forehead squid in him?
In love with the fact that the sun was actually a threat here But only to Dio
"I thought long-range stands could reach planes???" "Well, I suppose there are limits. Somewhere between a gun, cryokinesis, and the full concentrated power of the SUN!"
Kakyoin: We don't want to endanger innocent lives now, do we? Joseph: >:D
Honestly, Kenny G making the airport really confusing, plus planting the other stand users within it to ambush them if they even start getting out would just... work, right?
4:27 The Sun doesn’t go that high. In all seriousness though, I’m pretty sure it is implied that Arabia Fats’s stand is smaller and more proximal than an actual star, ergo why it was able to retaliate against Hierophant Green’s approach and attack the crusaders with projectiles.
“Bullets don’t go that high.” “Birds don’t go that high” fucking brilliant
"Shut up kenny, go back to drawing mazes" describes how weak he is lol