Bad Weather
freaks me out I was in
New York City not too long
ago. And yeah. And they got a
blizzard there. They got a foot and a half of
snow in one day. Okay. One FN day.
Okay. And I'm on stage
talking about like they've a foot an half of
a snow outside. The audience is
like, it's no big deal. it's Like, there's a foot
and half of snow like no it's
a big deal. ah its
just a foot and half a snow. its a foot
and a half It's just a foot and
a half of snow. And I am. Four feet
f*cking tall. All ri
ght. That's a
big deal for me. Maybe not
for you guys. Maybe
you guys walk around a foot
and have a snow. You trip,
you fall, your knee gets wet,
you're like, Oh, God, it's
wintertime. If I trip and
fall in a foot and a half of
snow, I die. you understand
how that works? I was scared. I went to one of those sporting goods
stores and I bought one of those soccer
flags and I just
duct tape that shit
to my back. People were
looking at
me like Brad, you look like a
loser. Don't
give a shit. I'm go
ing
to live.
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He slips into the wrong snowbank, no one will find him until spring.
"Don't give a shit. I'm gonna live." Now that's a line.
🤣 love this guy. His delivery is always on point.
Just glad Brad wasn't in NYC when we got 3 ft of snow 🤣🤣🤣💀
"Don't give a shit. I'm gonna live." - Brad, the MVP
"Dont give a shit im gonna live" -best quote 2022
The “oH gAwd iTs wiNtErTiME!” voice 😂😂
I think midgets can deff do comedy height jokes are funny asf especially when they real life experiences
😂😂😂 imagine walkin in the snow and then all of a sudden, “Hey, Where’s Brad?” Lmao
Him falling in a foot in a half of snow is like Sheldon in a ball pit. “Bazinga!”
This reminds me of a family circle comic strip once. The father was walking with one of his sons in snow. It was knee high to dad but up to his sons chest. Dad says this is nothing when I was a boy I remember it being up to my chest! This made me think, laugh and remember lol. This is why when I was little and remembering and now thinking this is nothing now lol
“I knew the joke was coming and I still laughed” - My wife describing last night to her best friend 🥲
I remember waking up during winter when I was a kid and I could only see out half my window because the rest was covered by about 1.5m of snow. My first thought was "ugh, walking to school will suck". I didn't go to school that day because I couldn't open the door because of the snow. Ahh, Sweden in the early 2000s.
I love how stylish he is! Always looking good on stage.
"oH god it's winter time!!" mood.
His jokes always come up a lil short 😂🤣😅
LOL my dad actually made this joke about my fiance because she's only 4 ft 11 and she wants to play in Michigan snow when she's never dealt with real snow American snow she's from the Philippines
Just imagining a soccer flag taped to his back walking down the street has me laughing so hard right now. Also makes a lot of sense
This dude is funny af, I got to see him live. Even got a picture with him