When Desi Foreign Trip Goes Wrong (France + Spain)

~musics~ So now we're going to Nice The place is named Nice. (very nice) It's gonna be nice- YO WILL YOU SHUT UP I'M VLOGGING. So now we're going to Nice. If the place is named Nice then imagine how nice it must be. *plane announcements* SHUT UP WILL YOU. We are going to Nice. If the place is named Nice- *announcements interrupt again* (pilot - 1, Abhyudaya - 0) You know why this is happening to you repeatedly? Because that place is not called Nice but Nice (not nice but niece) *vlog narration

taken over by pilot* Let it be. We're going to Nice. Nice Nice Nice Nice - Nice ~vibing to vlog music~ ~funky vlog music~ *cheering* Nice. And this is a completely Nice view. It looks like a sherbet. A sherbet. Light blue, dark blue, blue above. It's all blue here. IF YOU DARE TO GET IN THE WATER. C'mon let's go. AAAAAA AH AH AAAAAAA They don't have a sand beach here there are pebbles- (a rocky start it seems) "How to walk like a man." (a manly penguin) "A real man." Here, keep these there these

are stones for my collection. Keep them properly or you'll get thrashed- Keep them. Gautami catch. NOOO YOU [WOOF WOOF] *some more colourful things* Yo you aunties why are you buying bedsheets and towels In Nice Whatta towel Feel it, feel it. "This you won't find in India as well" Brother what colour should we show you this in? "This is such a soft blanket!" Everyone is becoming an auntie gradually. I alone will be the youngster here. Benefits of staying close by. Here bro. In front of such an

expensive view, Colgate is being shared. We thought we'll sit here in the sun on the terrace. In the pool. Bro it's raining. (hallelujah) Huhhh. There we were dipping bread in hot chocolate. Here the bread will reach us drenched in water. And why tf are these umbrellas here if you won't open them in the rain? How do you open this... My god she doesn't know how to open an umbrella. *exerts force pro max* *farts* (not really. maybe) Done done done I'm done. What happened? If you wanna cure your co

nstipation try opening one of the umbrellas here. Here the main thing is this waterfall. Waterfall has water. (le gasp no way) And...it is falling. (you don't say) (A++ documentary. Realism) Yea I don't know vlogging. All that water wasn't enuf So we also want to enjoy watching the water fall. (water with added minerals) So we wanted to get some flowers and this shop ahead- Lou Louu kiss (it says Louloudakiss) Oh my god not from here nope. Now we're gonna go on this. "No nonsense we've to go far

" (wherever you are) "Rs 20 for a passenger" Twenty and there's no place- "Fast there's no time" Yo lemme keep both legs "Both legs?" What should I hold onto? Your waist or in front? "N-not in front. Hold onto my abdomen" Waist? "Waist. No not waist my chest" I'm gonna fall! - "People must be thinking of us as couples" We're looking like a couple only. "You're getting us embarrassed on the streets of Nice ew man." ~wedding clarinets play~ (what is this Dhoom ride turned from scooter to gondola)

Dude your stomach is fun. "Yo? Hey hey hey?" *squeaky toy noises* "Imma crash this real quick" - NONONONO John Abraham even pulls his boxers down. (me must stay focused. we stay must focused. wait-) Oh! Ohohoho Ohoho now turn to the side and tug the boxers down. "WaW, WhAtTa GuY" Perfect! Who's this wearing a coat on the beach what is this. I'm going into the water wearing sweater. It's too cold. It's too cold. "Target acquired." EUGGHHH. NOOOO. NO NO NO NO AAAAGGHH *shivers* (Alexa, play Treaso

n from Disney Frozen) Three two one and we'll sit down. - "Lessgo" "Three...two..." NONONONONO DUDE (the suddenness) I thought these people are my frens. I wanna go home. "Do a pushup. Do a pushup." "This guy is working real hard." "Drop a like for this guy." (even the water isn't on his side lmao) So cold, it's so cold!! *laughter* (frozen jewels) Look at this, look where all the pebbles went. "Hey two stones of yours fell out." Wait water. (time and tide wait for none. geddit? tide?) (bullseye

) *something crunches* *more laughter* "-ball in the middle stump" "unalived a kid" Ooof. (bro not learning) "Why is it so warm?" (water be like: lemme fix that for you real quick) "It's too hot. A lil bit too hot." - Why did you get up then? ~quintessential looking out at sea vlog music~ (got attacced by a stone) Lemme take a cinematic shot. His shot is so bad- Tsk. Wait you mf- *Screams* WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME WE HAVE THE SAME CHANNEL. You d!e. I'm going. (Slayy Point's main point is in danger

) What do you have against my main point? "Hit Slayy Point on the main point." Everyone likes to go in the water on a beach. This is the only one where all are running away. So cold. Is this their summer? Don't write incorrect things on Google our money gets wasted. We thought we'll come here, roam about and enjoy in the water. I'll show off my summer body. (shore shore) I don't have a body but... couldn't show it. Whatever I had that also I couldn't show. "It's all warm water" *agrees in shiver

s* Slowly we'll immerse one thing at a time. One thing??? 321 start WHOOAAAA "I'm under the water. Pls help me" Slipper slipper slipper (slipper slipping away) His slipper is broken. (like my humor) "What do you call a shoemaker in French?" (cordonnier/ cordonnière. I google it. you're welcome) Moshi moshi (they landed on the eastern hemisphere) "Moshi moshi" The feeling of a beach in Nice. *laughter* Washing linen here. Bro turned it into a washing line. Who'll say you just returned from a beac

h. ~virtuous music~ Grandma. Grandma pls give your blessings. Will you have French food now or should I get some Patanjali for you? Patanjali has its food too?? Or should I eat Dant Kanti? (tooth powder) (now that is not Nice) You shouldn't give up like this. Y'all have only lost for 10 years. RCB lost again. "Yeah that's good." WHAT IS GOOD??? "Mumbai should've won." Everyone arrives to watch the dance of your demise. I was watching the match using the Roaming net pack. For this?? Where are we

right now? *Nice* And where are we going? *Monaco* These two are just an hour apart. And we've turned these places into biscuits and eaten them. Here they don't sell Mumbai biscuit or Patna biscuit. Dehradun biscuit. Only we are concerned. Look at this background. And then look at this. Are these going together?? Masala papad is made out of these at home in India. After coming to Monaco- how are you eating this without the biscuit? "EUUUUHHHH" *laughter* "Ruined it." - "It was worth Rs 10" "Give

it to the pigeon for eating." "Monaco tastes great" So this is Monaco. One of the world's smolest and richest country. And how rich this place is look for yourselves. Ferrari. Porche. These will cost the same as all our houses combined. Just like we have rickshaws everywhere They have luxury cars. Even the crows don't dare take a dump on these. When there are such cars in the city then what's the shame in sleeping on the roads. A sixty year old uncle with a twenty year old girlfriend. Meaning

all the people that are here, are all rich. Who will you even show off to here? Your neighbour's a billionaire. Your newspaper guy is a billionaire. Even the househelp at your house is a billionaire. Who knows maybe the househelp shows up in a Ferrari. So usually there's a separate track for F1 everywhere else. Here the F1 cars drive on the main roads itself. The route we take for buying fritters everyday They turned that only into an F1 track. We're casually crossing the road here. In front of

the main F1 starting line. And on the route where our taxi driver is making us drowsy at a speed of 10 There, the F1 cars: *engine revving* The pit stops for the race are also here itself for all cars. You can hear the amazing sounds *imitates pit stop sounds* tew tew tew tew Monaco is the only place where you can see all these pit stops up close. F1's number one racer Max Verstappen sits here only before the race. This is where his car is prepped. Hi guys so welcome to my garage. This is on th

e underground level of my home. This is my private garage. No one else comes here. This is just my house. (*eyes the people behind*) And (Abhyudaya ignoring people like Zoro ignores directions) My private garage contains all my cars. You have the private access. Why are five aunties coming up from behind? Oh it's all private- Here here this is empty. So this is my private garage guys. Richest YouTuber. - I am the richest YouTuber and this is my garage- - They went from behind you. It isn't priv

ate. "IT'S RED...THE WHOLE STALL IS RED." (chill Taylor) And then he asks why no one gives him a license. This is how you drive it right? So we've taken this scooter that runs here- Where were youuuuu? ~Dhoom music~ Lift. *screaming* (i woke up in a new bugatti) Wooooooo She went all screaming and passed in front in slow motion. Driving at a turtle speed and feeling like John Abraham. Everyone knows everything is advanced and better in foreign nations. Meet my room's soap. If you wanna take soap

then you place your hand below. And then press from top. But look at this soap. (Llama inspired design. The design is very human) Bro every place has a dispenser. Who tf installed a watergun here? Dude should I keep my hand like this?? Here you'll have to open the window and catch the soap like a wicketkeeper. Dude I should've brought a Lux soap bar it would've been better. Even if someone needs soap in the next room I press the dispenser here. *SPLAT* Oh my god. This will pierce someone's body

. Instead of using laser to cut through flesh, use this soap. Now we're going to Spain. We'll do a road trip and have lots fun. We'll look at the scenery like water, clouds animals, in ZNMD style. (sounds suspiciously Hindi but shore) Did you like this song? *approved* Yaaa?? Yeaaa! (watching scenery with closed eyes) I have never seen such a ded road trip in my entire life. Where's the energy? (how's the josh? no) Not ZNMD-esque at all Open the window at least. The window doesn't open dude. H

ow was the road trip? *burps* (that sums it up) This is a desi car dude. Where went the Ferrari where them Lamborghini? Dunno what haunted mall we have to roam in in search of a toilet. Everything is draped with black sheets. That's because you took 4 hours to poop and everyone left by then. These things aren't meant to be said on vlogs. So this view of Spain we would've seen IF WE LAZY BUMS HAD LEFT ON TIME IN THE MORNING. The sunset happened in the middle of the road trip. We've reached Spain

. It was all dark no view was visible. For animals we saw pigeons for mountains we saw farms. For laughter we listened to everyone's snores. Overall it was very fun. You also have some. So that everyone's money goes to waste. And I don't feel alone. I just woke up and this is the view here. ~Spanish music~ "Ehhh Kajol." "Kajol." "Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara" "Zindagi zindagi hamari" *laughter* "Zindagi zindagi...is a puzzle. A puzzle." (us bro us) *more laughter* Life is a puzzle. Hey, look at tha

t. They're wearing skin-coloured clothes. Dude those aren't skin coloured clothes That is skin only. There are no clothes! We just came to know that the beach we arrived on accidentally that's a nude beach. The dress code here is naked. What all have I seen. There were more guys here. Mom dad my eyes were closed. And anyway all were guys what would i even see. Indian or foreign everyone is same on the inside now I know. "How are you taking pictures on the nude beach without permission?" "This i

s a nude beach donchu see? Nude beach." ~smexy music plays~ *cheering* And on this beach which is the "wear clothes" beach, there's no one. Empty. So basically everyone stays nude here. Went into the changing room Now we don't change underwear in front of one another. There uncle stripped down to nothing. I saw his pants went down shirt went alright He removed his underwear infront of me. Uncle knew I was...watching (hmmm sus) and he had no shame. I didn't see much just a lil (my guy there's no

lil) If you stayed here for six months you would see half the population's main point. Don't come here. Idk how we reached such a beautiful location just by climbing stairs. Where do these stairs lead to bro? If someone wishes to go to hell then we can give the location in the description. Way to hell. (must be paved with good intentions) Green x infinity The printer ran out of ink. On such a scenic private beach Shenanigans of my frens. Is there something up ahead? There is more of the path her

e. Dude we're gonna reach Mumbai at this rate. You climbed up there on your own how do I come up? Doing rock climbing in home slippers. Were you a leopard in your past life how did you climb up there? AAAA Ugh. Ah. You reached dude. Wow dude it was so easy I was telling you we should've come here. The aim behind climbing this mountain was these aesthetic pictures! We came here for two photos how do we go back? I'm trynna get out. We're putting our lives at stake for Instagram. On that too people

will write "dumbass face" If we were that gorgeous we would've gotten clicked at home. Yeah actually we have to improve our faces through locations. YO WAIT - Byeee Hey waitwaitwaitwait NO I was focused on vlogging I didn't see how you got down. "Bye bye. Tata." HELP wait what do you call help in Spanish?? (Ayudame) Help acias! (i need help) Help puta (bro that would get a slap) Help spanyol HELP Lemme threaten a bit. Oi come hither or I'll delete all your photos. (Hackerman) I have the phone.

Yeah she needs them photos. Hold this camera. Come no the water is rising. If this photo doesn't increase my followers to more than Ronaldo's then you see. ~scary music~ AAA - OOO OOO (me relaxing after doing one task out of hundreds) Actually since I was two years of age I started climbing Everest. This is nothing. (meanwhile the rocks who heard his cry for help) And from there we reached: Barcelona! We have arrived at Barcelona! And here a desi wedding is ongoing there is a procession ahead. N

ot even feeling like a foreign place. The bride's uncle danced! DUDE THEY ARE THROWING NOTES - EUROS C'MON PICK THEM THEY THROWING EUROS?? x2 *dhol sounds* *vibing to dholak sounds* Barcelona. Baaraat (=wedding procession) and Barcelona Team. Whatta journey we've had. This is the saddest view of an average RCB fan. So many trophies! He never leaves anything, did everything by himself. One...two...three...four...five... six...seven. Ronaldo only has five. If you have the guts then do the SIU her

e. (nah you gotta go berserk for that) In front of Messi fans?? (that would be messy situation) Come on do it. "SIUUUUUU" (dude that was so smol I couldn't even SIUUU geddit? see? siu?) Such a weak SIUUU *another mini SIUUU* *general crowd noises* I wish I wish, at least once, some day some time I wish we could see a match here dude. What's up with the "I wish"? Let's watch one tomorrow. I have the ticket to tomorrow's match! Whatever. Bro you actually- you- tomorrow- *cheering* Dunno what they

said in Spanish but yayyyy. WOOOOOOOOO *chanting* We're sitting in the biggest football stadium in the world bro. Look till where the seats go! The ones at the back are reaching the skies. *more cheering* (subtitles on screen) Oh dang man ONE MORE GOAL ONE MORE GOAL ONE MORE GOAL WOOOOOOO Then we saw the free concert of the Spanish Sunidhi Chauhan and fireworks show. Now I know. Did you promise them cleaning up afterwards for the tickets that you're still sitting? Yeah imma pick up all these pop

corn buckets. Dude did you promise them 2 people's work or what? "Whoever is watching this video" "Please...don't watch." (had us in the first half) "If you're watching, the please like this and forward it." "This boi is really working hard." This part is done. And this entire stadium is left. Let's do this. Let's go. He thought I got the tickets for free. Look at this, we have an amazing chilling location on the hotel's rooftop. Btw, we've planned this trip and hotel through the Kayak app. You

also can plan your trip through the Kayak app And you'll get low prices and amazing deals there. So do plan your next trip using Kayak. A boxer with "I love Barcelona" is fine. I love my girlfriend?? Isn't the space in heart enuf that you also want to live in boxers? What will you eat today Abhyudaya? I'll eat one bikini sandwich. One veggie bikini We'll share the Italian bikini. And one maxi bikini. We can't even come to the restaurants here with family. In my heart, there's a ladki (ladki = gi

rl) In my stomach there's bikini. (where's this man's Pulitzer prize) What should I do with him? So on the last day today we're covering anything. I have come here after taking a taxi just to sit on this wall. What should I do on this ball? Twerk? The famous thing here is this lamppost. They've put whatever under things to do and tourist spot lists. The balcony has an amazing jawline. Now we've come to this famous fountain! Which is not operational. The ladies there are waiting to take a bath, a

nd they aren't letting them do that. Tje facewash got deposited on them. Now we've come to the vegetable market here. Who tf puts vegetable market in things to do?? Vegetable market in tourist spots- (that sounds very much like aloo but it prolly isn't) Such fruits much wow. Wow dude. Coming all this way to Europe was "sa-phal" (phal = fruit; saphal = success. success-phal) Omg she's looking at the spices, turmeric and all. Here the Garam Masala is for 5 euros 100 grams. The MDH uncle will come

back to life to thrash you. One tomato here can satiate the hunger for an entire village. This tomato blooms more in sunlight. There are the spices, here there are cashews, almonds, pistachios It feels less like Barcelona and more like Sheetal aunty's kitchen. What will mom say that back at home when she asks to come along to vegetable market then I keep saying no no Mummy no it's boring. And now in a foreign nation I'm roaming in the vegetable market. Now I'll have to go with her everytime for

buying capsicum. (aka bell peppers) Now we've reached Park Guell. Wow. Drop your goggles. Drop them. Yeah its Park Dust now. These colorful tiles are this place's specialty. The art here. But when will our lives become so colorful? ~Milne Hai Mujhse Aayi~ We put our hands in the lion's mouth ourselves. (lion be like: you can't touch this) Seems like even the lion doesn't want to eat you let it be. There are more dogs than kids in this park. *dogs borking* (ssup dawg) One more dog, going to his

rightful place. *more borking* Guys you should always throw the trash in garbage bin. (ping 999+) Chuck it in the nearest dustbin amirite? *throws on her* On me???? You mustard (its not mustard. ofc) Joint family of dawgs. Uncle of the dawg. Look yo fren is here. Yo bro bro bro bro (ah not a fren but bro) Scooby Doo. Tell me one thing. Did you actually bring me closer to the dawgs? People bring their dogs for walking here so I thought... I should bring my fren for a walk. What did you think? I'm

leaving. Here take this. Take it Now the channel is yours. Listen listen. Tommy. (a popular dog name) Tommy! Tommy fetch. (that was not okie dokie) Get it back. "AAAAAAAAA" (bottle: why break me) Tommy nooo! Tommy's training has gone awry guys. (Borking Bad) Tommy will have to be given an injection guys Now pick up the trash you created. See Tommy is good boy. Tommy fetched it. "Imma dawg" I am unable to see we're crossing the road you walk ahead. That was the last day today's our flight. Even

then whatever lil time we had she booked something for that. I have brought you to see Sagrada Familia. (=the holy family) It is the main tourist spot here. Search for a red flag, a red flag. (wait I have a list!) We've reached we've reached! She's our guide. We found the aunty. Dude did you see our entire guide group consists of old people. (sorry can't translate my powers are limited) (us bro us) (visible confusion) What language is she speaking? Uhhh she's speaking French because only this o

ne had two seats left So I bought them. (you dint see the language lmao??) There was no other choice. Haayeeeeee. You check the ticket. Check the ticket again. Yeah two adults. What tour is this what language? (the guide is of no use xD) Are you out of your mind?? What this old lady will keep saying throughout I have no idea. Feels like I'm in a grandparents' park. What this? Earphones. Yeah I can hear I can hear. What can you hear tell. Laolao la hola hola hola *laughter* Ma'am is here, ma'am i

s here. Good morning ma'am. Ma'am is taking care of everyone. Yo good boy. So beautiful! It seems like made of brown stones from outside and on the inside its more colourful than a rainbow. And in such a gorgeous atmosphere French in going on in the background. If you have so much problem then give it. Give it here. Wait I'm afraid of that old teacher. Should we leave from the back? Go go go go go old lady ain't watching go go Go Go walk fast walk fast Aunty was very slow. We left by keeping an

eye on her. Now it's almost time to go back and bro, this ain't closing. I did no shopping at all; these are all home clothes. Initially they were fitting now they aren't dude. Dude I'll have to sit on this now. Sit. *crunching and crushing sounds* Get in alreadyyy Please GET IN. My weight alone isn't enuf. *human knocking followed by fish knocking* Ready? You sit on the backseat. Oh boy. Issa hundred kg weight now it still isn't closing. It will close it will. Look at this. See. This is not how

you close it bro how do you even live alone? Look at this. What technique is this dude. When he opens his suitcase in the airport his clothes are gonna BOUNCE from the suitcase. The dress I bought for mom is going to land on her only. From tomorrow its back to round gourd stuffed parathas at home bottle gourd curry so before eating all that, for the last time Khana Na Milega Dobara. (won't get food again) Everyday you'll get leftover dal again. And again and again. Mom sometimes feeds eggplant

curry daily, from morning till night. You better not show your face again. You mustard you live in no fear here right? Meet me in my country. There everyone laughs at you. They spit at you. (Antonio what you doing) People spit chewing on you. Get out. Get out. Get away. There still are papers stuck behind. I am hiding more chits in my derriere than someone planning to cheat in exams. Now everything will be washed properly after I go home. So that's it for today guys. If you don't want people to

chuck stones at your main point then please subscribe to Slayy Point. That will keep your main point safe for life. And we'll see you guys in the next one. (Toodles!) We'll say bye bye to Nice With Nice biscuits. *crunching* First you need to taste its... *sniff* the aroma. And then She has changed. She has changed after coming here. Where art thou desi Gautami??