who welcome to Smosh I'm Ian and if you're anything like me you freaking suck at packing a suitcase you never know what to put in there and you get to your destination you're like why did I break a stapler I don't know I don't know why this happens but guess what we are gonna change that today because me and my friends got together and we're gonna show you exactly how to pack a suitcase let's do this ah Courtney hello Angela hi Damian Damien hey everybody welcome to the new let's do this sound i
s this freaking crazy or what everybody and you match it oh sheesh I didn't even plan on that well look at those candlesticks wow the first thing you notice yes get a load of those yeah that's the easiest change good job our team good job our team fighting those candlesticks so Damian you've brought a solution to our packing woes haven't you I sure have Ian and that solution is called my a game colon packing a suitcase colon this is how you do it you broke your colon I sure did well Damien's Col
in I hope you guys packed some Star Wine hey so Ian earlier you brought up one of the biggest issues with packing a suitcase as I see it oh no how much do I pack and it seems that I have once again packed the wrong things realistically how can you prepare for a trip you look up the weather low LOL Heavens have another plan and it didn't involve what you packed so you know how you cover your bases you live off the land you use only raw materials to pack therefore you can make whatever is needed a
s you go no way yes way Angela you're about to have your mind smithereened because watch this everything I have here is all I'm gonna need for a full trip so let me open up the suitcase show the audience at home nothing in it already yet nothing in it already yet so the most important thing that you're gonna find out in the wild in the wild that you pack with you one second bye it's a Singer sewing machine so that's the first thing you're going to want to pack most of your suitcase that's right
but it also takes most of your time all right second thing pestle and mortar what for the Apothecary on the go Ethan free chromium tan kid skin most of you don't know I was a leather Craftsman before Smosh found me can you believe it wait is that actually called kids skin well it's from a goat okay that scared me cold skin what are they going to call it a goat meat leather baby goat skin I don't know are young goats called kids you're joking I'm not doing this all right crocheting yarn complete
with poipal needles so that if see people see me do it they take an Instagram photo and they're like that matches his hair he thought about this completely unrelated blue cornstarch you'll see and then blowberries which are the easiest thing to take across the border they love when you bring produce across a border lemons oh so much room so easy La Dee Da I don't even need to check my bag because I know what's in it what's up what's the blueberries for Courtney I'm so glad someone asked because
here we go now it's time for me to demonstrate how all of these things would be used in a hotel situation okay so say Francis you get to your hotel room butt ass naked and you're like oh my God okay so I need to rebuild these things from the ground up you know I need to build myself out a little wardrobe right so let's start out with your Zapatos uh those are shoes so uh you're gonna need some leather you need some nice boots right so just like in any hotel worth its salt they're gonna have a le
ather crafting kit at the front desk that you can just ask for and yes I brought this from home um because we got all these different things I mean look look at this like Seth you got your Chicago Screws Damian I really really didn't think you could possibly get any nerdier until today yeah well when Society crumbles and all that's left is just a bunch of leather everywhere [Music] [Applause] looks like just like a normal suitcase if you're going to the Renaissance Fair that's true which starts
in a month but what if I'm trying to go to like a bachelorette party well what do I put off what kind of Bachelors are you hanging out with that they don't want to dress up like little Faye okay yeah yeah so um me I guess and I know what you're thinking there's more to boots Than Leather right there's more to boots Than Leather we all know that so what you need is a rubber based sole but you didn't pack any rubber what you can do is make a polymer for yourself out of the cornstarch that you pack
what's a polymer a polymer is a combination of materials that sort of act as like a big old puff puff so you got glue you got cornstarch you got glue you can got cornstarch that's a lot of glue that's so much all of the glue that's right did you ever do the thing when you put the glue on your hand and you let it dry and then you peel it off yeah that awakens something in me tell you what all right all right don't start to mix this around start to mix this around start to mix it around until eve
ntually it's going to start to become really gooey and gooey what okay he's just saying yes so check this out we're almost done we're almost done we're almost done almost done listen to that that sounds really good zero sounds really good Sam is this how you're gonna pack for VidCon yep you bounce it back and forth and it doesn't even get stuck to anything that's the twist right so you mold this to the bottom of your foot you let it sort of finish up there right it dries like you were saying it
gets dry to your skin and eventually it sort of acts as a rubber situation I feel like we're gonna have to like pixelate what's in his hands this is that don't do that don't do that don't look at it it's not even your feet that's your hat I'm gonna need a bunch hotels are used to seeing this and also make sure you bring Aaron on your vacation I cannot emphasize this enough honestly any indication with Aaron is probably probably yo Aaron and I've hung out you're making a mess of this Hyatt hotel
room so once you're done with all of that and you've taken ample time and maybe a day of your vacation you will end up with perfect boots size is that this is a he begins it says on the back she just feels like an unhinged like Rachel Ray [Laughter] but they're like Rachel's not feeling well um next up let's say um oh it's so chilly in the Pacific Northwest I've come to find and kill Garrett so you've got yarn and you've got crocheting needles yeah yeah Courtney knows in a crochet who's gonna go
ahead and get this started for us this is like this is like thread yeah but say for instance Courtney had a full day to work on this this is what you'd end up with whoa wow that looks so cute you think so okay so now you may be wondering Damian sewing machine so you run this on through no kidding so yeah don't even worry about it don't even worry about it Angela it's fine what are you making a shirt let's check it out as soon as that's done you wind up with this whoa foreign you got your hat yo
u got your boots but now oh you want to Spruce things up a little bit we want to look a little bit nice okay well it's time for makeup that's where the pestle and mortar comes in so we're not going to see we're going out no we're doing with the ancient Egyptians did lapis lazuli and a bunch of blueberries [Laughter] so you really get this all mashed up here and you can hear it listen to this yo don't make eye contact with anybody while you're doing that oh my gosh oh my gosh so by the time you'r
e done as ancestors your final product should look something like this well you're doing great I think I'm trying because Speedy's gonna take a long time let's go so you just were like oh my God no mirror no mirror challenge did you know well did you notice though how now my outfit is complete God you're a mess oh you dressed like me wow hello from work hello we have a girls weekend we're going to listen up folks we have a big girls weekend we have to pack okay and I believe the best way to pack
is to have the trip before a little mini trip one would call it dress up or playing pretend I call it conditioning we're gonna do the trip before the trip so then when you get to the trip no surprises you've done everything and you've prepared in here okay so using my imagination I'm gonna go to the trip okay so I am going to the girls weekend in Ojai here I go first I get there and we're having welcome drinks I want to be casual but flirty okay great so I'm going through my closet and then I'm
gonna pick out my outfit so putting on this outfit just want something casual cute right so like kind of like maybe I just got off the plane right hi oh my God just got off the plane how are my girls oh hi okay now I probably go back to my hotel room and I relax maybe take a nap sorry okay um and then we have our first night first dinner okay so I'm looking for something fun flirty not too much we're gonna go really hard tomorrow so I'm gonna put on this dress okay so just put it on over yes be
cause then at the end like an omelette I'll just take it all out of the pan on to my plate the luggage morning going to the pool hi girls oh my god oh hi I'm so glad we finally did this thank you for setting up that doodle Jenny okay I feel like I'm watching White Lotus I'm done with the pool what a day at the pool tonight's the big night we're going out now I need something to go out in oh I'm gonna put on this hot sexy dress sexy hot dress even though we're out with the girls we're still takin
g thirst trap picks I gotta look good okay girls oh hi we're going out shots for starting the Google form and getting all the dates settled oh hi oh hi back in my hotel room it's time to go home and I'm hungover as hell so I'm probably gonna need like a hungover outfit which will be fun to be just like I'm thinking sweats okay and um I'm thinking maybe if I get chilly on the plane a little sweater cute do you need the sunglasses again yes cause I'm hungover thank you Ian oh hi did US dirty girl
Jenny thank you so much for setting this up I have to get back to work we're doing a bunch of let's do this shoots this week I'm gonna be so exhausted love you all now my fake trip is over I'm still in my house so we take everything off and dump it in the final step yeah yeah dump dump dump dump dump pants dump but wait my toiletries there we go I was gonna ask oh to the airport [ __ ] wow I would say of course a theater kid their solution is rehearsal that hurts somehow well I wish I could keep
chatting but I have a girls weekend to go to did I mention my accessories basket is also my Ojai hat wow they're gonna let her on the plane what's the weirdest thing you've ever packed for my grandmother's 70th birthday she is really big blonde hair like really big um and all of our family was hanging out and I thought it would be funny if everyone had her hair so I ordered 16 blonde wigs um my kids have been cheap and I had to go carry on because it was just a quick weekend so I I tried to put
them all at the front of the um suitcase and hair was just sticking out it probably looked like you were like some like fugitive those are all of yours all the same ways 16 of one disguise well they're one time use wigs every day otherwise they get stinky that's true you just throw them away and that's the trailer you leave I was moving from from Sacramento to La so I was putting a lot of my belongings in random things while I was you know bringing it down to LA and and then I had to fly to Veg
as for a thing and I guess I had forgotten to take some of the things out of my laptop case and I got to Vegas and I was in the lobby of the hotel room and I opened up my laptop case and there's shotgun shells in my case why did you have them because he was moving from Sacramento moving from Sacramento that's what's important here well so then I had shotgun shells in Vegas and I was like well I can't bring these back so I guess I'll just leave leave them in the hotel no you hit them with a hamme
r you left him enough hotel room yeah I was like I hope this doesn't look like a weird threat but I'm just gonna like I'm just gonna leave these here so you placed them in the only location in Vegas that had your name and credit information attached to it everyone's just drunk on the shotgun bullets Jesus [Music] yeah you know the thing about suitcases what they're not in charge of me packing Miller I am Courtney packing Miller and guess what this bag can't dictate what I can fit inside of it I
dictate what I put inside of it claim that yeah brother live it I hope you don't have more than three ounces of liquid because I'm gonna make you piss yourself whoa already done oh I probably should have put this on before the helmet there's a there's a strap you could just undo and then no no let her cook let me cook it's like Cinderella putting on her glass slipper there you go I'm a date yeah the only baggage that you're gonna have is this L from me winning and packing everything I want ah th
is is stretch bit of a stretch okay a good song with this yes this fighting style is called mmaf Mixed Martial Airline finangling and our signature move [Applause] you're bullying it too uh boarding gate more like diamond okay yeah yeah I have more Airline puns I think oh no that's all right she said good night why don't you just wing it I'm I'll let you cook because if this suitcase can handle me this suitcase can handle Delta Airlines that's right so you certainly brought a lot of spirit to th
is competition sick so you're really breaking into a new frontier American Airlines how do I do this without putting on all those pads and looking like a virgin you're not you're not packing this you're just you're using this two packing Miller and then when I'm done packing I'm Courtney and I'm headed to Miami yes yes so like if your lab if your laptop's in there oh I mean Apple has AppleCare so it's good got it she's just get a new laptop every time you travel and I say I don't know what happe
ned in the airlines print on it what do you think is the worst thing someone can do or that you've seen in plane travel like as a passenger I think people when they're running late for their flight or their flight's about to board they think they can get away with like cutting the like security line or like going into this gift shops and getting a water and cutting or whatever um and I have an insane story that I just remembered that my mom did once she was running late to her flight and didn't
want to wait in the Starbucks line um but was so hungry and wanted one of those snack packs stole it got on the plane ate the pack brought it empty to a Starbucks where she landed and then offered to pay for it there I tell I don't know why but that's Jack said that's your mom because it sounds like something like you weirdly would do it you're like at your Wit's End I'll just say in general uh if you take your shoes off on the plane uh they should just open up the emergency and you just go hey
that's that's tissue remover I'm a shoe remover yeah because we're we're rational beings [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] you look like a little boy with a beard one of the worst things I think we can all agree but I feel like in the last 10 years like getting overhead space has become such like a premium now so it's like all the people that have like the mileage Rewards or like their business class they always get the overhead and then everyone else has to fight for the little scraps or you wind u
p getting your bag gate checked it might be at the gate or you have to like wait for it to come out on the carousel or you never ever get it ever again cause whoopsie we lost your bag so I found a way around that I'm gonna show you little um little friend of mine what what a shotgun I knew this day would come my friend or should I say my child no no Ian don't know hack Nicholson no on God what is this from where what why no what what's wrong what's wrong dude what is this from Courtney so you do
n't want to know you can take children on your without paying for an additional seat so we'll just stick that right there this is even worse than like that's the wrong size right there oh hey this is my son okay his hands are just the way they need to be is that my Snuggie I hope not because we cut it oh God that's good let's get your hands in there Pat that thing's not three let's go then he always he's always trying to get away he's always trying to get away so this looks like a sex leash okay
I respect you less this is my son come on come on back oh God he's just a little tired he's just a little tired it's been a long flight oh god this is my first I'm saying is fine front on it's way worse I can I don't have to worry about putting him in the overhead he can just stay with me if anybody's like sir you need to put that luggage and I'm like luggage excuse me this is my son pack Nicholson not only does he carry all of my belongings he's also got a couple secret compartments no so as y
ou can see oh God what headphones and also no inside his head Advil you know in case you get a little headache on the plane snacks oh god oh there's so much snacks for everyone dude look at this even an entire no bags that's my brain just Doritos and Advil and sanitizer very important yeah you don't think this is gonna raise any questions when you've just established that this is a child oh God a can Lacroix this is definitely over three ounces but they're not gonna know because it's brain fluid
according to that smuggle smuggle that in there there you have it my son pack Nicholson okay what if you're going somewhere where it would be inappropriate to bring a child say a girls weekend in Ojai you can bring children to Ojai I think when you bring a child with you on a plane they still need some form of identification to show that they're like this Pac-Man have a Social Security number yeah or like any documentation that this is your child yes from a child but he took that Child's Place
stop it why are you writing fan fiction right now oh the slow look what happens if this happens oh sick nice that was actually a solid combo where's your kid now brother why would you disrespect my son Advil and granola of spill spill scratch this itch and put the hands on the right side yeah no God oh God that's so messed up well we've all presented equally good Solutions but now I have a little challenge for all of you follow me this oh [Music] all right come out okay come on over here oh God
okay so let me set the scene you've decided to check your luggage in yep but as we all know if you exceed 50 pounds you have to pay extra money we don't want to pay extra money so your challenge today is to get your bag as close to 50 pounds without going over easy cool but we want to get close to 50. you want to get close to 50. you want to get as many of your things in there for free each of you will do that and it will be weighed by Smosh's very own ticketing agent Peter [Applause] Peter is o
ur ticketing agent we've also asked him to use an accent howdy I reckon I hail from Murfreesboro Tennessee that's a place can I touch the PIN thanks I had an X that was a flight attendant so this is doing something for me a bit of an awkward situation I reckon all right Damian are you ready yes and dare I say what a lovely shirt you're wearing thank you Ian I got it at smosh.com and so can you smosh.com Damien are you ready easy done go this is so is this all from your garage okay so he's going
for the bowling ball yeah this is awesome 11 pounds this is not very much so he's going for he's going for the dense things yeah he's going for big and heavy however those are not going to be able to compress yeah like he's going to be stuck see this is a carry-on size bag I feel like it's actually gonna be really tough to make it 50 yeah right that's actually that might be exactly oh [Music] [Music] yeah with your luck you're gonna make lipstick out of that Campbell I'm gonna make lipstick out
of your out of my what face all right how's this feeling Damien um okay this is oh this is this is 51. [ __ ] hold on I want to see those shake the books again we want those clicks hold on hold on just something okay part of the job hold on 48 we're good this is exactly 48 pounds well I'll be the judge jury and travel agent excuse me kill me kill me all right so Pete's got the scale here got turned on zero pounds at the moment in air oh oh what is in this thing okay it's at it's like 44. 44 poun
ds feeble old man that's pretty good oh my God this is so fun now I get the challenge okay Angela are you ready to try to get to 50 pounds are you ready um yes yeah okay just checking and go okay peanut butter heavy AF may I ask where you're traveling oh hi oh this heavy true you got the straps so you can use that that's true yeah that's true I gotta think here okay I'm gonna do the bowling ball okay because it feels like a coupon okay if I could do it that means it's light okay good call good c
all good call okay this is literally me packing I always forget to put your big Dell laptop first wait did you just tell her not to break the laptop well you gave us 16 glass bottles in a bowling ball today I was thinking about it I feel like a weighted blanket you don't need to buy a weighted blanket you could just put seven blankets because then that's just enough weight sharks today I'm offering you seven blankets I just thought it's six a.m today okay all right I tried to do the blanket and
I couldn't okay I'm done I like how it was awesome okay here we go here we go all right we're gonna go heavy lifting here whoa 36.99 46. were you 44 yeah okay this Wes Anderson movie totally yup yeah uh Courtney you better go hey okay I'm just gonna go all bottles of liquid that was my plan too bad I bent before you it was and production likes me better that's true they really do they tell me about that that was my idea I'm actually I will say I think I have actually a very good talent of tetris
ing things so liquid should be the most dense heavy thing yeah is it peanut butter a liquid or an aqueous solid I don't know it's just freaking good it's over Saturday you got that soup too this might be too oh she's going all in on the peanut butter oh you're gonna take it 33. I'm just gonna can I do a little test grab sure oh 38 oh I think I you know what I think I did it okay all right Peter it's gonna be a clean competition hold on hold on hold on I was touching oh we're showing 40. 45 oh 46
. uh that's showing 45 8. 45 8. wow you should do the blanket uh you know what you know what Angela I'm gonna do the blanket let's go yeah all right Ian are you ready to do better than all of us we believe you three two one go all right I'm gonna try the blanket go blankets I'm telling you it feels heavy okay it's not as heavy as seven blankets Angela impressive that's what sucks about this blanket I tried gosh that that takes up the whole freaking thing I think I think keep going keep going did
your object permanent what about mustache baby is this your other son Eden and none of y'all none of y'all use none of y'all use the strap that's really messy what is with you in like little baby dolls and messing with dolls I'm sure we'll get that answer later like 10 years from now when there's a documentary we'll be like oh that's why the signs were there okay this is actually looking good so far baby blanket bottles three things I got a [ __ ] peanut bubs none of y'all use the other Pockets
you sillies oh [ __ ] it better zip get in there you son of a [ __ ] oh look at the nail gun all right boom I'm ready [Applause] oh no way okay okay and someone's definitely gonna steal your weed all right so the results are all in and Angela you are the pack master however we need to choose a winner for the actual game that's true and that winner can only be decided by Patrick wow I like your digital there's Southern man like me oh thank you Ian um uh well thank you so much for watching uh did
I put the last video on the screen right here you should watch it watch it it's a good time say bye everyone say bye pack Nicholson
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