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Why Quagmire Hates Brian but Brian CALLS him out!

So I bought Quagmire a steak to get rid of any bad blood between us and HE had the audacity to pull a tantrum and talk about my "flaws". It's about time I put Quagmire in his place.

novelbrian

4 months ago

Quagmire's 'little' tantrum Hold the phone, Quagmire!! I am NOT taking anymore of this crap coming from you You were just as much as a scumbag as you accused me to be! You wanna play ball? Let's play ball.................. You are also the worst person I know You constantly hit on your best friend's wife The man pays for your beer and is just always there for you, and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you piss all over his yard! But what really bothers me is how you think '
honesty' is a justifiable reason for your treatment towards women If anything, it makes you even worse of a person because you're not even willing to change I get that my writing is cheesy at times, but it doesn't quite compare to the stuff that you did in the past! GOD, you're such a creep And you delude yourself by thinking this is just some 'funny character gig' even though the stuff you do is downright criminal You know, I should've known better to be friends with someone as disgusting as yo
u, considering people like Lois wants nothing to do with you and I think what I hate most about you is how you assume I don't go out my way to help the community I work down at the soup kitchen for several years, Quagmire! Never seen you down there!!!!!! You wanna help? Quite lying and grab a god damn ladle By the way, the model of a car does not correlate with someone's beliefs. It's ironic how you imply I'm an idiot when you come up with such a STUPID STATEMENT also you are the last person to
be criticising anyone for parenting when you are the father of a thousand people but you know what? I can forgive all of it ALL OF IT If you weren't. Such a. Creep!!!!!!! That's the worst of it, Quagmire... You're just a big sad alcoholic creep... sigh Well see ya, Quagmire.. Thanks for the [censored] steak

Comments

@imthinkinjakeys

you owned him brian

@edgesmith7112

Surprised you didn’t mention how Quagmire blamed his mother for why he’s the way that he is

@davidumann6707

I like Quagmire's rant, but I couldn't not remember that he has a "chick tied up in the basement". Kinda makes it weird that he's so judgemental.

@dmichaelmckenzie1360

Quagmire: You constantly hit on your best friend's wife! Me: BTC you've been flirting with Lois ever since frickin Season 1

@user-yy6bg7xm9x

lesson learned: theyre both terrible

@6thmemberleaderoftheblogge659

This is how the real episode should've been

@novelbrian

Added captions, also thank you all for the support! I've been working on a music video for my next upload and I think you'll like it.

@Sly88Frye

Great callout. Probably should have included captions because your accent at times was hard to understand. I got most of it though

@renodaholmes-vz9ye

0:43 Look at his face!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@supersayan8966

You may or not like Brian, I'm not arguing Quagmire can't hate Brian for all these reasons, too he too Is hypocrite he goes tò woman. Maral of the story, they both suck

@deanscott243

I really didn't understand most of what he said, could someone translate for me please?

@alright_mate

brian can you make a rant on me please

@varvaraskalenko

Request: Brian Griffin Smokes Weed With 2005 Doki

@flourrrr

family guy fans r so corny oml

@andrewwilson5104

Yeah in my opinion I think their both horrible their both just as bad

@user-cx7kg6ok9b

Quagmire was completely right. Also, the "impression" of Brian sucks ballz.

@firestriker3580

All of that is false

@firestriker3580

Brian never worked at the soup kitchen. Model of a car does correlate with someone’s beliefs. Quagmire ain’t a creep and every thing about this video is wrong. Also wtf was Quagmire supposed to do? He literally admitted he dated women for their bodies