Hello, everyone. My name is Webweaver, and welcome back
to another episode of World of Pokey Boku, Baby, it's Pokey Boku. It's always been pokey Boku, you fool. Also, this window
capture might be a better idea. Yeah. There we go. Yeah. I don't know. I have two of them,
but I do check out the new Pokédex moment. So johto on Halloween,
I always forget, but I'm pretty sure Johto is like gen two now and as Gen three. So there's a very specific and easy way
to figure this part out, right? So if Johto
is Gen two,
we're just going to type in the will
and we're going to see what happens. And then opponent Gen three, we're just
going to type Chico and see what happens. And it's just that easy. Gamer is now a Gen two poison type. I don't know what the hell that could be. I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about, I've got no idea. Now, these are pretty easy. If we wanted to, but I am going to go
with one of my favorite Pokémon or one of my favorite Pokémon evolutions for the How in Middle Evolut
ion. The fighting middle evolution. That one's kind of fighting
is going to be pretty weird. Poison is going to be pretty weird, but I can do so Viper for a Gen three. That's at least the first thing
that comes to mind on my end. In my mind now, middle evolution Johto
you know, very easy. Just lock in a cool lava
or whatever the hell it's called so we can come back to this later. Or we could just do it now. Let's think of, of a middle evolution. Is there like I'm thinking of like Marape, but tha
t goes into Ampharos or whatever
the hell it's called. And then that's like the final evolution
is there are, there are multiple merits. I don't think there are. I think it's just merit, but I think it goes from sheep to giraffe
cowboy hat, caterpillar. So true bestie. Oh, maybe it's a bug type. Is there a gem to the. The the spider. The spider. The spinner acts. That's poison, right? Or at least like the evolved version
might be poison. That that's
what I'm going to immediately think. But try t
o think like Gentoo. I guess we'll just go kill larva. I'm not
going to make it too hard on myself. We don't get nine axes very often, so just get that one out of the way
so you don't have to worry about it. Monotype fighting. I mean, that can just be a hitman. Li Right. A hitman. Chan I'm pretty sure those guys
are just fighting. I'm going to lock it in. Okay, There we go. You could also do like a matchup
Now, poison, This is going to be like, is there like an alolan hitman
or something? Becaus
e poison fighting, I it's obviously grim snarl. True, true, true. I don't think draping
beyond the fighting type. I know it's poison, though. Yeah, that's going to be poison. Fighting is going to be hard. Is it like, ah, track net something. I'm trying to think of what that spider is called but I'm not I'm not quite remembering
like I it like I remember that
the first one is spin track which I'm not spelling properly at all. Always Paris section two I thought is Parasite
Gen two or Gen three. Pa
rasite could definitely be a riot. Honestly, I'm willing to die on that hill. I think, although I wish I could. Mm. Car. Tana. Huh? Like I'm not crazy, right? I'm not crazy. What the hell is a gargantuan goal? I think we can go pretty safely for the mushroom crab. We're going to go for the mushroom crab. That was Gen one or Gen three, huh? Fighting poison, fighting, middle evolution. That would be like I'm a I'm a choke and then fighting poison. I got no idea. So let's let's go back to the spide
r idea. Spider, It's a spider. True. It's Reggie Drago. Everybody knows this. I'm just trying to challenge myself,
you know? Well, I guess we'll go. We'll go splinter and see what happens. All right, There we go. So what was the. Oh, cruel joke. I can't believe I forgot Crow Gung. That would have worked perfectly, bro. Also, apparently a sneeze. Little history. But what gave us some trouble here? Rosalee It could have worked as well. And thus stocks. I forgot about dust. Stocks. I was thinking t
he team rocket pokemon
when I chose the Viper. But I am happy about rapid. One of my favorite evolution lines. Pretty, pretty rare to all of the rare
earths was apparently dust blobs. Which I mean, fair enough. You know,
I actually forget the dust collapses is a middle evolution because it used to
just be the final evolution, right? It got like a final evolution
added in like what, Gen four? Oh, that's crazy. All right. We're going to
we're going to go back to the game here and we'll do like
we'
ll do something later for fun. So are we going to play the new character
and buy the new character? I mean, the 100% completion character? I don't really think so. I don't really think so. I once I kind of understood
that the 100% completion character is just like I break the game and I'm like
sort of like a funny bonus modifier. I was like, I,
I'm not particularly interested in that. Is that's more of like a challenge run than actually playing as a character,
if that makes sense. Maybe that's m
aybe that's weird,
but I think we'll leave it up. We'll leave it up to the question mark as it is, and we'll get like Eldritch Parasite Hari or something
and then I'll cry myself to sleep. But I do get to pick my old God. I one of the few luxuries
that the game forces upon me. I get to pick my poison
in this specific regard. I think we're going to do glaze, though. I think we're going to do guys though the seventh curse. Well, you know, 50%, right? So this is actually completely fine. We're stil
l not going to go to the the the lighthouse
to see what we've got going on. I'm actually completely fine
just chillin here. But we will go ahead
and get the history club there. C sides
got the hardware store in the monument. Everything you could ever need or want. Are we going to go for the chainsaw? I don't think we are, because yes,
the chainsaw is like you win the game, but that's like one
less packet of cigarets now. One less packet of Monks Brew. We do often buy more monks than we need. So
that's true. That's fair. I'm okay with that. The issue that I have, though, is I feel like it's better to like go over,
especially because of how little doom it costs
to get to go to the vending machine. I think it is more worthwhile to. Hmm, what I want to do here. Okay.
We don't even have to make the choice. We don't even have to make the choice. But if we did, I would still say it's probably better to just kind of like, not get a chainsaw
because you have to shop at the hardware store multip
le times and you kind of
have to go through a little bit of hell. Now we are going to get the CIGARET case
and we are going to prep and then we're going to go we're not going
to go to the vending machine yet. I actually I guess we can just do it right
now. That's fine. It doesn't really matter. And I guess we'll go to the police station
real quick. It was the school that's doomed. Grab the not enough room item, added
the storage and will be on with our way. So yes, I am a greedy son of a bitch.
You all know this. I am trying to maximize the amount of value that I get
from everything we took minus to reason. We're at 11 Reason
one packet of smokes restores one sanity. You know where I'm going with this? Potato, potato, tomato, tomato. And you know what?
As far as I'm concerned, we're going back. I don't see why we wouldn't. We've got the perfect set up right now. We could easily take minus sanity. And I probably should have originally
taken minus sanity just for the for the heck of it.
I actually don't like
any of these options. So I guess we'll do that, although it could mean good bye. Akuma I was hoping for Cosmi
but you know, we'll send you on your way to get a sack. I'd as it were, world of it. That guy would go hard, honestly. But hey, it's an abandoned
whatchamacallit. Let's explore. I mean,
I got to take sanity damage at some point, and I feel like
we're set up for a long time. You begin coughing uncontrollably. I think something that's important to know
is that you sho
uld not do spanx. I URL they are bad for you. This post was made by the world of horror gang of the Chicago City Council. Okay, but now you might be rightfully
saying that, Hey, wait a minute, skunks. Give me an advantage in combat. A temporary one. But the game's pretty short,
so that temporary bonus might be enough to save the world and. Fine. It's a lot of XP. We're going to kill it really fast
because we have a brick. We might have to do like, something. Actually. Hold on. If it heals, we're
kind of not okay with what just happened
there, actually. And now that I think about it,
this is not worth it at all. I, I overestimated how fast we would kill it
and how much damage it would do. I was hoping fighting it so early,
it would only do three damage and now it'd be a little bit
more reasonable. But now we're going to die. But if we're not punished for this,
then it will be fantastic. Anyways, we were going with a fake bit
about how, like the Shia, our city council was trying to promo
te
bad law gameplay so that more people would lose the run
so the game would be harder and the old gods would win more. But I kind of lost
my train of thought there, so we're just going to kind of move on. You know, this is crazy, but I think we're going to go like this
plus one. Charisma plus two stamina does not feel
good, brother, but it's what we're doing. Sister,
I am not too happy about this one, Chief. How about we do a little found footage? How about we do a little found footage? How abo
ut
we do a little incurring the doom? Wait, now that's done. Why on earth would I do
that? Doesn't matter. Okay, so what we're going to do
is get to eight charisma for the exclusive purpose of, um. I don't know, man. We were all the. We were held for 48 hours. No way, bro. That's crazy. Oh, hold on, hold on. We'll go to the mansion twice just because
it's a low threat level location. We're not too worried about that.
I will take the doom here. I don't know why, but I did do that. Well, you know,
it's a little bit weird, but I think it'll be fine now. I think this will be absolutely fine. One damage for one enemy kill. You love to see it. Now, what you want to do is
you want to go to the police station, you want to go to the forest because
you've only got one village investigation. And normally it would be worth it, but
you're going to be trapped in the forest. And so you want the forest
to do as little damage as possible because we're kind of in hell right now. Just a little bit. And t
hat says doom. That's a lie. See you right there. We always save the dog. You can always save the dog. If you can't save the dog,
then your run's not going anywhere. All right. That's bass.
That's cool as hell. We love that. Who cares about a price hike? It's only been 48 hours. They haven't increased the prices
on the vending machine. No, no, no. All right, What's next? Moonlit sailors, bullets and more maids. All right, so here's the thing. We want to do moonlit sailors and pray to God that we
don't get screwed
over by roads closed. Because you know
what's pretty cool right here? Look at this. I was going to say,
we got a torch, which is going to help out with, you know, blue options and whatnot,
but it actually didn't. Oh, it's great. That's awesome. I'm really a fan of that. You know what? I'm also a fan of fighting on Steam 80 million times in the Dark Souls
Re randomized series edited by plunger underscore head with episodes releasing every Friday. I wonder why that's would poten
tially be topical or like, you know, like notable for any reason. No, no no no. But just saying just sayin. Just saying. I honestly think like, since we're so close to beating this mystery, let's just chill for now. And then in the next mystery will rest. If we have to. Playing a little, little brazen, little
crazy, a little breezy, some might say. But I think we're
I think we're probably going to be okay. All right. You got to make a decision on whether
or not this thing is worth the kill. And
I think I'm going to be real with you. Do we want to sleep twice for whatever XP it's going to give us? Or do we want to want to run away
and maintain the house? I think we're going to take we're going to we'd be up plus one, four plus one doom. I think that's actually kind of like fine. It's a little bit it's a little bit weird. It's a little bit weird. It's a little bit weird. I think it's fine now. This is ultimate greed. Get this. This is greed. Don't do this. And I mean that one. You're alw
ays going to get minus
one. Minus one. If you fail, it's that's obviously
the one that we choose. But the fact that we
we got the tireless bonus there and the fact that we got roads closed,
like just kill me now, honestly, honestly, I think after that revelation, did we do bullets and now we have to go
to the village on bullets and bullets and is really unlucky bullets
and is hugely unlucky bro. Like for real. For real. Because what we have to deal with
is then the voice and start. No way, no wa
y. So this will kill you. Just have to hope that it hits. If any of these misses,
you're going to cry. But it's like a 90% chance. You know, you got to give a 90%
chance to go if you can. Now, I'm going to be looking at this. I'm thinking to myself like,
we have to go. The forest is doomed. We have to go to the forest twice. The village is doomed.
We have roads closed. Oh, my God. Thank you so much. Random lady at the apartment complex. We love to see it. Plus, for sanity routes. So get the most
expensive one. I thought there was a price hike.
I'm just being. I'm just being a dickhead. Don't.
Don't mind me. Get it?
Because it's an event and not a store. And so it doesn't. Yeah. All right, You get it. You get it. I don't need to explain it. I think we're going to lose. I'll be real with you. I think we're going to lose. But it's possible. Chat. It's possible. That's just so bad, man. We have to go to the forest twice. We have to fight one of the hardest bosses
in the game. True. All the
. Honestly, I would almost like to say
you hail Mary the God damn like history club
to try to get, like, mind whatever it's called. And then just like,
live your life, brother. Sure, why not? Because that's just so bad, man. Like, look at the like, I don't. I don't know how you win these.
I don't know how you win these. I mean, you win these by having, like, 80 million stamina items,
but that's still not, like, great. You know what I mean? Because the enemies
are doing so much damage. So this is
going to do 11 and then this is going to do do seven normally. So if the game functions like it
says it does, we can kill. If we hit both of these attacks. Now, we're going to be a little cheeky
about it. We're going to do it this way
just so that we don't die in case we get it wrong like we miss. But I don't know why it did 16. What is 14 plus one? Apparently it's 16. I don't know. Okay. So out of all the options
that we got here, I'm thinking you probably go, I don't really I don't really lik
e any and I don't really like any of these options.
I'll be honest with you. You're going to go strength
just to make your combat better and you're going to pray to God. I mean, you gotta you gotta do it. You got to you got to roll in 11. You got to roll a natural 11. There's not much you can do about it. And you know what? It maybe, maybe don't pray to God. I don't think Gonzo
has our best interests in mind. That might sound crazy to you. No way. But I think it might. So I was the run going. Do
n't ask me about the run.
You know, just. Just don't ask me about the run. Let's talk about something fun, huh? Oh, God. We don't even have time Skip yet. Oh, no. It's so over. Okay, Okay. I've one worse. But also, it's. It's in. It's in the Eldritch Gods hands right now. And as previously mentioned, I don't. I don't think they really
I don't really think they care. Do a little weight damage or, or 8282. I'm all right with that. I'm well I'm alright with that. We are big chillin. Look at that le
thal. But let's talk about something else. All right Let's talk about something else. So did you know that on every Friday we upload a video of Dark Souls
remastered, but it's a randomizer run,
so all of the bosses and all of the enemies are replaced with other things. And it is edited by my friend Plunger Head 69 or plunger underscore. For those of you who don't who don't have him on as many friends lists as I do. But, you know, I'm just bragging at this point. You know, it would be nice to be
able to leverage
like, I don't know, some of my good stats, like make a strength check
or make a charisma check. Like,
I know we made a very influential charisma check earlier
that they let us continue the run. I'm still going to complain about it
like a little bitch, though. I do apologize, but yeah, every Friday, every Friday, every single Friday. I know that might sound kind of crazy, you son of a gun. It couldn't be stamina. It couldn't be money. It had to be one specific thing. I think we'r
e screwed. I mean, Jesus Christ, I. Yeah, okay. We ain't running. We're not running chat. Actually, we absolutely are running because we can maybe barely survive of the lighthouse. Nah, I'm down here. I'm off the chair. I am. I'm on the ground,
sitting under the desk in the spare, helpless me. When I thought it was Friday, I. I swore it was Friday, not Saturday. So in the regards that I have been times
skipped into the future by one day, then that only means one thing. There was the Rim World ep
isode
and you should go watch that. Oh, a feeling of paranoia and discomfort
is almost palpable in the air. If I ever run like a role play campaign,
I am inserting some random ass world of horror reference
into every single thing. I don't even know you can hear me. I am inserting a world of horror
references, some random ass thing,
and I'm going to use that. I'm going to use that. I'm going to use that anyways. Do I even need to play there? Rest the right now? I can do that if you want me to. I'
m I'm just reaching up here. My, my mouse movements
might not be accurate because I'm looking up like from underneath the table. I'm leveling up, so I don't know. It's just screw it. Perception gaming me when I perceive, Oh wow, I wonder what's going to happen
when we go in here. The old gods are going to win. No way. Wow. Crazy. Now, when me when. Anyways, I did not in fact get time skipped later
today. It's a Dark Souls
episode edited by Plunger. Go watch. There was also
a Luna said, edited by
Josephine that came out yesterday. Thank you. Do you think I Do you think
I feel like a orchestral right now? Absolutely not. I'm gonna go crawl under a rock and die.
Comments
Me when i play Three Houses and the time-skip makes me play hunting by daybreak again
time skip with the steel chair!
That time skip.....
So, you're saying there is a series.... about Dark Soul... edited by Plunger Underscore Head... on this channel... which we can watch... at our leisure... every Friday... unless Plunger Underscore Head is too busy... and there may or may not be an Ornstein cameo or two... allegedly... You son of a bitch, I'm in!