Hi everybody how's it going? Welcome back to
Simon the Sorcerer. Apologies for the lack of videos over the past few days I really wasn't
feeling very well um but fingers crossed um feeling a lot better now which is great we
talked to this tree stump before didn't we there's some woodworm in there who want some uh
wood I believe mahogany I think they said well they basically gave a long list of woods but I
think they said mahogany was like the main one uh The Three Billy gr Gruff are also he
re um
trying to cross the bridge but the troll has gone on strike so that's a thing apparently and I
think we're probably just going to see if there's anywhere else we can find in these Woods um and
then if not then we'll go back to go back to town to the Village but I'm hoping there's probably
something else we can't fight the witch yet she just won't fight us cuz we're you know not strong
enough or whatever we're not a wizard officially and to become a wizard we're going to have to get
t
his stuff for the other Wizards in the tavn so uh if we head down here does this take us to the
Witch's House oh it's this thing again what is this we've seen that before it doesn't look
like there's actually a way we can interact with it oh this is the witch's house isn't it so
we can't even go in there without the witch starting do we look at this do we look at this
well before is there anything we can do with this it's a very deep well uh can we like use it
no can we move it I don't see
the point no okay um can we like do anything with it it seems kind
of weird a very deep well but it's here it's too big for me we can't pick it up um open it was
never designed to be opened where give remove can we like remove the Rope or anything I'm not
wearing it okay consume pickup look uh can we like use an item on it that doesn't work no that
doesn't work no uh okay so it doesn't look like we can do anything here I I figure there's got
to be another way we can go in the woods right is
this a path here or is this just
no this isn't all right um so if we come up here this is the way to like the Billy
goat's graph does this just take us back into [Music] town uh did we see this before guess
we must have done I thought wasn't there like another direction we could have headed out when
we came out of town though maybe we'll check that out oh no there's potentially quite a few ways
here looks like we can go up we can go right so maybe we went down here as our first Port of
Ca
ll oh hello Barbarian sounds hurt ow ow ow he's crying because he's got a thorn stuck
in the bottom of his foot oh a thorn stuck my foot can you help me boy maybe uh what
appears to be the problem what appears to be the problem it's this Thorn I got it
stucking my foot and I can't get it out uh let's have a look here then how do you
survive with such a near fatal wound how do you survive with such a near fatal wound it's
only the courage of a bear that prevents me from passing out okay let'
s have a look at
it soon have this out it might sting a bit the sound effect there we are all done thank
you so much I'm forever in your debt think nothing of it okay but here take this whistle
a whistle if you ever need any help just blow it and I'll be there thanks oh what a nice guy
maybe he can help us is this a way up here by the [Music] way oh yeah I think it is oh wow
there's a lot of of ways we can go here what's that turns out this um Forest is
a lot bigger than I thought it was o
h hang on isn't this where we just came out before oh God no it isn't unless maybe
he's just disappeared maybe it is the same [Music] place so that just Loops back
around okay oh man this uh this place is complicated might even have to draw a map or
something what's the awful record can you shut up please sorry old champ can't hear you can you
shut up for a minute I do beg your pardon that is hideous thank you how can I help you you can stop
doing that um you could start by never breathing
again what the hell is that thing what the hell
is that thing that thing is a susap phone it's a musical instrument you could have fooled me what's
that supposed to mean what I heard didn't sound too musical to me I see old chap I bid you good
day I'm not staying here with that racket going on Jesus can we go back and
speak to him some [Music] more I'm not staying here with that
ret going on oh no it might [Music] be Let's uh set up this way oh what's this it's a sign have a look
at that i
t says caution paleontological dig in process okay um can we have a look at the
the hole there's a strange man digging down there oh hello is there anybody down there
ain't nobody here but us chickens you got a permit for this sir have you got a permit for
this sir permit do you not know who I am you're a pirate looking for buried treasure you're
fixing gas leak you're fixing a gas leak no I'm the famous Dr Von Jones ah uh the renowned
Digger of deep h of course the renowned Digger of deep
holes Philistine I'm the most famous
paleontologist in the world I'm looking for the missing link between man and vegetable
okay and you reckon you're going to find it down that hole and you reckon you're going to
find it down that hole I am looking for fossils my boy they are the key to this mystery you
haven't seen any lying around have you um nah Nah if you do see any be sure to let me know
okay please go now I've reached a new seam of very promising rck strata I can tell what I'm
not w
anted yeah all right so we need to find a fossil for that guy our list of things to
do continues to grow what the hell is all this uh is this a path yeah it is oh my God
there is a lot going on here got some doors extremely large and daunting doors oh
I wonder if we can climb in there using the ladder I think you have to open
them from the inside okay let's try using the ladder to climb up here if
if we can it says with what but I'm I mean I I would assume we could use the ladder
to go up
there but maybe not because we we don't seem to be able to interact with it um
it's a fine example of its kind yeah I mean I would have thought the ladder would would let
us CL oh hang on some paper here that's easy to miss there's a piece of paper under this rock
all right let's get that it's very Under The Rock right let's see what this piece of paper
says then do you really want me to read it all again wait uh no so is this the one that
we picked oh a shopping list it's a shopping list a
ddressed to the storekeeper in town oh
uh okay it's a shopping list addressed to the storekeeper in town can we use that that doesn't
work no all right well maybe we can go back to let's use the map where oh my God okay so witch's
Cottage the trollbridge center of the forest okay somehow we ended up there let's see if we can go
back to town then and hand in this shopping list I mean at this point we're literally just doing
anything that pops into our head I've been told the asparagus jelly
goes here with all the other
jellies I've been told you disagree puzzles in excuse me so we'll see you're not the regular
person he's sick no okay then tell the delivery boy we'll leave it outside when we finish making
it up okie dokie uh okay as in outside the shop or something's going on here let's head let's
head off and see if whatever it is appears outside where's the music gone oh no it's not
there right the music seems to have completely disappeared which is a bit odd all right
let'
s go to the center of the forest what is this can we go down this way we can oh it's
just it's something in the foreground a dwarf mine o dwarves only I am a dwarf of course you
are now s off or taste a sharp enemy spear all right dwarves nice people we're not a dwarf can
we become a dwarf somehow maybe we can become a dwarf like disguise ourselves or like take some
sort of magic potion that turns us into a dwarf or something looks like maybe there's some more
woodworm going on here uh what
have we got here a cave there is a lot to take in in this game
I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed but I am enjoying it oh God there's a massive cave system wow oh where are we now right has
this added something to the map it has not okay uh so we've got some sort of
Swamp Thing happening here can we we can continue that way like a cave of some
sort again and there's some sort of of door okay let's uh open the
door I'd better knock yeah go on knock what is that a lizard looks like looks like a l
izard hello hello anybody home hello uh oh it
is so nice to have persan come visit me I is so pleased uh I think I've got the wrong house it
don't half pong in here you some sort of bogey person are you some sort of Boggy person not
buggy personing I one and only swamping the bestest cook in the land people come for around
miles to eat swamp stew but it smells revolting let me out of here before I Chuck up wow I
thought you were my first birthday friend Sor I thought you'd come to play with
me for
my birthday yeah we did no one ever comes to see me anymore a don't cry I've come to see
you aw don't cry I've come to see you sit sit I bring special birthday stew I wonder if
we can get this stew and give it to the um troll a look this thing's so excited I'm
already eyeing up what we can steal from its house though hang on I didn't agree to friend
I give my friend special swamp stew ancient and secret recipe handed down from swampland
to swampland for Generations oh lovely um wha
t's in this stuff what's in this stuff ancient
secret recipe can't tell secret gredients set one swamp mud very important gredient okay mud and
you expect me to eat this nobody likes swamp's cooking no more I spent hours making stew and
then have to throw it no one comes to eat here now fine um don't waste it I quite
fancy a bowl now don't waste it I quite fancy a bowl now good day I'm very
pleased with this batch extra wood louse works well I wish this was happening to
you instead of me I
think I hear someone goody I think some more friends have arrived okay no one there I hope you like it plenty more a friend it's
delicious um ah no more for me thanks I'm stuffed no more for me thanks I'm stuffed couldn't
eat another bite eat up it's good for you oh no can we um just take it with us it's
not mine to pick up okay oh there's a bucket here can we steal this see what
we can steal I couldn't Rob him of his livelihood yeah we could I couldn't Rob
him of his livelihood of course
we can it's an empty wooden chest can we like get
this sit sit oh yes eat up your still yeah yeah we're we're eating it can we like get
some of it in here oh yeah I think we can nice lovely so now we've got a thing of Stew
I hope you like it plenty more a friend no I I think um it was delicious but I really have
to go it was delicious but I really have to go now please no more no more up it's good for
you oh no all right let's let's get out of here we we'll be back at some point don't
worr
y bye I kind of feel bad that was a lucky Escape well we got some anyway I'm
thinking maybe we take that to the troll and see if he wants it but we'll do that in
the next one so as always thank you very much for watching a big thank you to my patrons
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