Worst Indian YouTube Shorts

This stinky underwear has been summoned again. YouTube... Shorts. Just like outside food is not allowed in movie theatres similarly, brains are not allowed in YouTube shorts. Please take your brain out and chuck it away burn it, flush it- *SMACK* (what in Jab We Met) You need to plant a slap in the first 15 seconds of the video Didn't you read the new rules for YouTube Shorts? "Get down from the car." *slaps in lowercase* "Get down." *Uppercase SLAP* "-how you dare-" "-worthless" "Such a beauti

ful girl is passing by how dare you not make a move *SLAP*" (brooo??) "WHY NOT MAKE A MOVE??" The whole of Thappad (=slap) movie had just one slap. And here: A slap here, a slap there. Everyone will get a slap. Gimme a high five! *SMACK* HERE- *Smack* "Anyone can make a mistake right?" In their audition they aren't told to act they are told to bash each other up. The rate is 100 million views per slap. 100 million...? *smack* x infinity *MEGA SMACK* (user error) No views. And everyone pray that

may you be blessed with being ded but not get a role as a security guard in their videos because "Please make an entry here." *Slap* "Madam wait for a moment." "Please make an entry." *Slep* From next time, he'll remove the register and say: here, hit me first. Fingerprint entry is done through the cheek. The dhol in wedding aren't slapped as much as their security guards. "DID YOU GEDDIT OR NOT??" And before entering a temple: *bells ring* And before entering an office: *mug banged like a bell*

*bell sounds* *bell sounds returns* Like this, you'll know whether or not ma'am is around by looking at the guard's face. Entry has been recorded. *slamp* "I'll feed you with my own hands." "Here." "[MUSTARD!]" *whack* "- you dare feed madam with your own hands?" "He's not anyone else" "but my husband." (le gasp) "Husband?" "- my husbando" Hus- husband?? (don't book a cover by its judge) "Husband??" This was their romance?? "- my husbando" *non-copyright version of Ye Bandhan Toh Pyar ka bandha

n hai* (=this a relation of love) is a relation of fights. Lil by lil I'm understanding why Salman bro is not getting married. He kept on chanting entry so much that his entry was taken in the home. As a wife. Did y'all take seven pheras or seven slaps during the wedding? Perfect couple. He feeds her food she feeds her slaps. Unbroken relation. But someday his jaw is gonna break. People get into fights after getting drunk go partying. These people write script. This unemployed bruder buys an iPh

one for his sister to surprise her on her birthday. But he didn't have a gift wrapper at hand so (5 minute crafts be like: finally, a worthy opponent) "Here sir." "It's done." An unholy deed has been done. He stuffed Apple inside the black forest dude. A Rs 200 cake in place of a Rs 2 wrapper. People smush cakes on face he smushed the phone. Where's the charger? (fled the scene) That they were going to pull out of the samosas. After this portrait mode is not needed There is so much cake stuffed

in the camera the photo automatically gets blurred. "Happy birthday Aishwarya." "Cake?" "Cake my foot." (ungrateful lil shiet) "It's done." How's your new iPhone? I washed it with Vim bar just now. Now I'll hang it to dry beside Gopi's laptop. (=TV 'soap' character) "Megha." "I have filled the balloons with air." "I have filled the balloons with air." (what did my eyes do to deserve this) "BEN STOKES TF-" Do puncture people inflate these as well? Whose birthday is being celebrated there? (absolu

tely cracked party) For the first time I'm glad I didn't get a job. Try to guess what are they trynna hide now? "His entire data" "is in the very pendrive" "which is inside the balloons" "in the very pendrive, which is inside the the balloons" (his genius...it scares me) PENDRIVE. Inside inflated balloons kept there. WHY DON'T THESE PEOPLE KNOW TO HIDE THINGS PROPERLY?? WAS THIS IS MOST SECRETIVE SPOT IN THE WHOLE OFFICE?? God knows what virus will get in the pendrive from there. And tf was the

plan with the balloons? You'll cha cha slide out the office and no one will raise a doubt? (lawd have mercy) (that's a bakery right there) Bye guys see you tomorrow. Abhyudaya one sec one sec. *balloons burst like the plan* "HAPPY BASSDAY TO YOU" (=birthday) Abhyudaya in the morning, Nicki Minaj in the evening. "it must be around here" *BURST* Imagine if your fren was bringing in a pendrive like this. There? Bro did you bring the GTA pendrive? Yeah bro I have it. Where did it go? (pendrive fell

in the San Andreas fault line) It's there it's there dude I have brought it. I'm telling fo sho I've brought it. It's there, it fell in the gap. Uh...found it. Don't want it bro don't want it. I'm only studying from today. "Papa?" "I'm going out with my frens." "So quickly...whish whish" (tf is that code) Is he trying to catcall his dad? "Whish whish" Do you also want balloons there? whish whish. "So quickly...whish whish" "gimme some money" Ohhh He's asking for money. Boss. Month end is approac

hing. So quickly...whish whish. (boss gonna whish him out) Gimme some money? "SEVEN CRORES" So quickly...whish whish. Gimme some money? "YO MOMMA'S SO-" (kind, gentle, great) "whish whish" "Gimme some money" Someone put a cooker on stove and steam his momos The cooker's whistle is already going off. *whishing* If I talked to my father like that then he'll warm my pockets not with money but with a firework. "-i gave you Rs 1000 recently?" "Oh dad" "it's modern time" "I bought it for you just a mo

nth back" "Oh dear dad..." Oh DeAr DaD DeAr GrAnDpA "Oh dear dad" (literally no one talk like this) "dear pop" Who tf told them that the entirety of young generation talks like this? But what do we know of language? "It's modern time." (nah bro u from alternate universe) They have the worst solutions to every problem. If you need to ask someone for help how will you do it? Obviously, by speaking. NOPE. "It's modern time!" By scribbling it down on your back! Help...me...kids. "Help me kids?" Help

me kids with extra flower decor. How do you even write on your own back? I tried it bro It looked more Chinese. No one will even help you write help on your back. If you made your husband write this down then you should've asked him for help! Why couldn't she say anything?? Must be chewing tobacco. "Guru" See only front-benchers are concerned. Backbencher be like: issa cool tattoo ma'am. Did you get it from Goa? They're ready to ask for help anyhow. On the butt. (font so big even the person sh

e's running from will read it) "Why has this girl written help behind her?" (idk sis must be in vogue) "I think she needs help." (congrats your half braincell worked) HEH? FR?? Art thou in CBI? Next thing you know madam farts in the midst of this and the help is blown away. When they removed the goggles (my eyes watching these videos be like) The girl wore ripped jeans and (yes. i need help.) Is she a girl or the last page of notebook? Whatever is scribbled with pen everywhere. "Open your mouth.

" Instead of burps help comes out of her mouth. *sword slashing sounds* *more sword slashing for a dramatic effect* (sorry headphone users) (top cinco scariest jumpscares. numero uno) Now I need help. They don't have voices in their throat but instead have printers. Words get printed. (suffering pro max) *again that stupid sword slashing sound* Help is springing whenever and wherever. ~intense anticipatory music~ Gautami you didn't flush- *you know what the sound is* *more of that sound* *soap o

pera-esque dramatisation* Normal people's Maggi. Maggi for YouTube Shorts people: (now that is skill) (appetite and chance for help: more lost than Zoro) *carrom pieces clacking* (everywhere I go, I see it) What help do you need? Oh! Just please fetch me a glass of water. (subtitles on screen) FOR THIS. FOR THIS- Gimme your wallet for a moment. *YEET* AE. Its not safe. From now, this: TURN YOUR MOUTH INTO A WALLET. "Madam here's the money for 1 kg of potatoes." "Ew, where had you kept this money

?" "A man should keep his money in a place where its the safest." (bro the mouth ain't it) If you accidentally swallowed it in a bid to keep it safe then your next payment would be from the washroom. This same note was fished out by the auto driver from his safe place. This wouldn't taste sweet at all. "Give their remaining Rs 20." Why did you even receive the change in your hand? Should've told them to feed it straight into your mouth. Next thing you know they eat paan and all the Rs 100 note

s in the mouth turn into Rs 2000 notes. Tell me how does pick his pocket? By kissing. Then here these two catch this guy filming them "That guy is filming us!" "What're you standing around for?? RUN" So the dude, to escape, becomes a dog. (bio. go home. you're drunk) "Simbaa" "Simba" "Oi listen" "Did you see a guy running here?" "What guy you talking about I saw no one." And now they're unable to identify him!! (object permanence worse than babies) *BORK* "Let's get outta here quietly" (so we no

t gonna talk about that very human dog) And he escaped! Yup. "Haha" Now only their slaps can fix my brain Hit me. Please hit me. Yeah do you guys still have the vacancy for the security guard? Yeah please give it to me. I'll get hit daily. Ten times a day. Instead of a dog collar they've used a hanging noose. Because after that acting even he doesn't wanna live. Why did Hrithik put in so much effort in Dhoom 2? Could've escaped police by wearing a Lux vest and pretending to be a dog. *BORK* "No

no Simba, easy" Now I also don't hide in hide and seek. I become a dog. Woof. Let an actual dog bork in front of him. *snarling* *growling* *BORK* I'm not a dog not a dog not a dog sorry sorry my bad I'm not a dog. Then they saw that the whole of internet was making videos on good will. So they thought why not raise the stonks for evil doing as well. Here these two low-grade actors are trynna bother this girl. "- *something* Yayyy" So she goes up to this stranger And: "They are here as well." "P

lease save me." "Madam they are bothering what tf should I do about it?" (this logic ain't logicing) "Madam they are bothering what tf should I do about it?" (you see there's this thing called help) Go do bhangra on the side. All four of your sit together and play ludo. "-what do I do about it?" The girl is gonna slap you before the ones bothering her. "Those guys are bothering me and you're refusing to help me?" "If I help you today" "But who'll do it the next time?" (he really thought he was

onto something) WOW. SUCH LOGIC MUCH WOW. *clap* WOW LOGIC. Exploded. The world exploded after listening to this logic. "If I help you today" "But who'll do it the next time?" If she wanted some cheap wisdom then she could've also watched some motivational video. She asked for help. Even God is checking in what batch was such a defective brain manufactured. "But who'll do it the next time?" What next time? You planning to harass her the next time yourself or something? You're helping her with sa

fety not with studies. Today I told you the answer but whose gonna tell you in the exam tomorrow? If everyone started using logic like that then: Doctor please save the life of my kid please doctor. I'll save their life today But who'll do it the next time? DIY. Today I'll help you cross the road Who'll do it the next time? I won't even remain alive till the next time. *car tires screeches with the human* Today I'll help you with making the video But who'll do it the next time? *chair drags* H

ey hey hey why are you using this logic?? HEY It's an absurd logic- - You learn it on your own dude. Now what do people do with iPhones? Take HD photos of the sky. Take photos of food. But these people ~dramatic music~ (these people neither have a brain nor eyes) (sis caught lacking) "Sheetal, what was this you were doing?" (she was doing a very ballsy move) Tsk. Even the Apple people mustn't have thought of this use for camera. Whatta scenery must've been captured with the wide lens. The entire

headquarters must've been shooketh. "I became a photographer." "I'll earn less money" "But I'll be happy dad." This is why dad wasn't agreeing. (=movie ref. 3 Idiots) ~dramatic music~ *mimics* Now what filter should I put on this? Paris or New York? "Why did you take a photo??" "This photo of yours" "I'll post it in your office group" (she unhinged) "-your office group" What company??? Johnny Bro Industries? (WorkHub) Have they started asking for these photos as well in job interviews?? "It's m

odern time" You aren't understanding her intention! If she sends a photo of the Amul Macho underwear with holes to the boss So that he agrees to raise his salary! "Awwww" Oh so she's sending the photo of her husband's poor state. Yeaaa may everyone get a wife like this. *notification pings* See there's a message on the group someone must've sent theirs- ~sword slashing dramatic music~ (YT shorts pack more drama than a whole serial) (Is this the Lust Stories they keep talking about?) (my eyes be

like: why must you hurt me in this way) "BEN STOKES TF" "WTF" *In a higher note* After winking, better sh00t me in the head as well. Multiverse of lust. Even the writer is still trynna comprehend what did he even write. (Nolaned himself) Their entire script was an emoji. (that kinda looked like Ken's wink from the old Barbie Girl song) *wink compilation* *meanwhile swish swoosh dramatic music goes on to induce some life* This mystery is getting added to UPSC exam Whoever solves it passes. So th

at is it for today guys. If you don't want to get involved in a slap-and-run then please like! *dramatic music* (SHARE y'all) (this too) And we'll see you guys in the next one. (*pastes a Toodles on my forehead*) Here a new couple got hitched And the groom's father: "FRENS WHEN SHE SHOWS UP TO HER IN-LAWS AFTER WEDDING" "THEN HER FATHER IN-LAW PROPOSES TO HER" "THEN HER FATHER IN-LAW PROPOSES TO HER" To the bride only? Close this. Close this. I don't wanna hold their hands on their way to hell

close this. MR FATHER IN-LAW. "It's modern time!"