Yogi Babu Comedy Collections | 100 Movie

Hey young man. What is your name? Sathya, Sir! Reduce the volume. Sathya, Sir! This is good. Keep this level. Can you sit at a place for 8 hours? I can run 100 meters in 10 seconds. Just answer. Can you sit at a place for 8 hours? I can, Sir. Hope you have no problem with hearing. My eyes are so sharp, Sir. I can shoot accused at any distance. What is this? You are answering irrelevantly. You have any hearing problems? Yes sir. How good you talk? I man of lesser words. My hands will do the talki

ng. I can knockout with a single punch. Lower your arms down. I mean, are you fluent enough? I'm sir. Sir, I do have a doubt. What? Are we going to a Debate show? Or a police station? Why do you bother about my oratory skills? That’s a good question. But you will understand things gradually. Sir, which area I will be deputed? Just now we have arrived. Just now we have arrived. There is another trainee like you. Let me take along you both together. Why are you so late? Sir, my pants were so tight

. I had to customize it. So, I am late. Sorry sir. What’s your name? Amy Jackson, Sir. What?! M. Jackson, Sir. The beginning itself seems so absurd. Who is he? Looks like a javelin. I'm physically fit, sir. Sir, let me know the area where I will have my first operation. Did you say ‘Operation’? Get in ‘Operator’. He is so tall to clean the roof Without using a ladder. Come. Wow. Sathya, this is Police control room. My night shift is over. Still no phone from him. The SI makes work more hectic. A

sking to do all pending works at a time. Hello 100 (Everyone repeating ‘Hello 100’) Is it a telephone booth? Ha ha. Is talking over a phone a job? Snacks, drinks Law is sleeping here. What a lazy goose’s job! I’ve been waiting long for this. I am happy, aren’t you? Hey, don’t irritate me. Irritating? Do you think they are working? He is watching a movie review. We too can watch Yogi Babu comedy. Look, he doesn’t even know to salute. Shall we begin training? - Nithya, come here. - Sir! She is Nit

hya. She looks beautiful, Sir. Hey. I meant her name sir. She is the video surveillance in-charge. From here we can monitor Traffic cameras in the entire city. He is Murugadoss. Oh that Film director? Hello, sir. He is in-charge for the tracking department. He can track any mobile number’s location. Really? Hey, let him leave. There’s lot of TVs here. Today Ind vs SA cricket match. Let us watch. What you say? Please Sir, change me to some other department. I can’t work here. You can change him,

But I am perfect for this job. Good. Look Sathya, this is the most important Section in the control room. Calls receiving Section. Come. Take your seat. Hey, come on. Sathya to uttering '100' is important. Tell ‘Hello 100’ ‘Hello 100’ He talks sleepy sir. Say like this ‘Hello 100’ ‘Hello 100’ I can say it better, Sir. This chap is very enthusiastic. You try saying ‘hello 100’ Hello 100. “Hey! Hello 100, call if you dare” How was it, sir? Come again. (Mimics a movie dialogue) “Hello 100, Hello 10

0” (Mimics a movie dialogue) Sir, head ache? I can’t tolerate this, Sir. Please change me to other division. No. Better I change my division. Now attend this call. ‘Hello 100’ In ten minutes a bomb will explode At Saligramam, Kaveri school. Stop if you can. Sir! First call itself is a bomb threat! In a school, please save the children. Don't be tensed. Which school? Saligramam, Kaveri School. Oh, is it. Check once, whether he is Kumar? Sir!? Oblige him. Hello. Sir, Is you name Kumar? OMG. They h

ave caught us. Come let’s run guys. Sir, they have disconnected the call. Kumar is our regular caller. Exam time isn’t it? So it is usual to get such calls. When a real threat occurs, You shouldn’t panic, to make him nervous. Handle it with a cool mind. Cool? Isn’t it? Hmm. Sir, there is a call. Sir, there is a call. Hello, This is Control room. Oh. Is it? When did it occur? Why are you laughing? Nothing Sir, 100 houses are set fire At Vyasarpadi. - What? Fire Accident? - Yes. How can you answer

so cool? Sir, are you kidding me? You have advised me to be cool. So I am so cool. You tell dude. Oh, in the 100 one is a police station? Sir, among the 100 houses One is our Police Station! Idiot, how am I gonna manage you! -Hello 100 -Nooru Bhai. Send me two chicken Biriyani I am so hungry. Hang the call. -Hello 100 -200, 300, 500 -Hello 100 -100 is engaged, Wanna try 500? -Hello 100 -(Child imitating revving engine) Why are you guys torturing me? Hello 100 (multiple voices) (People celebrati

ng) -What is happening sir? -We work for 100 (call division) and we celebrate All 100th calls like this. What is the procedure to change the department, sir? Is it? I can check with Pistol Perumal and tell. (Listening song and singing) Hello 100. What’s your problem? Why I played music while he is around! Sir! Idiot! Please leave my hair, Sir. Hi Jacky. Hi Sathya. Hey. I checked your call register. 96. 4 more to 100. I think your one hundredth call will be a good one. No kidding. You carry on. -

Don't worry. Your husband is here. -Hello 100. Sir, the call got disconnected when I was talking to my girl. I don't have credit to call her back. Only your emergency line is available. Can you connect me on conference call, sir? Please uncle. My life is on the line. Hell with your mouth. They're torturing me. Nothing dear. He's my friend. You carry on. Our good old days. Can't be forgotten. -Hey, who are you talking to? -What? My ex-girlfriend. I don't want to waste my talk time. So I secretly

made a connection. Then? What did you eat? Spinach and fish gravy? -Good combo. -Hello 100. -Hello 100. -Hello 100. -Hello 100. -Hello 100. There's an echo in your line. Hello. Are you talking from a verandah? Hey. I'm talking from 100. Who are you? -I'm gonna kill you. -I was checking if you are vigil. Why? Sathya. The signal is coming from the Park hotel near you. Boys, police. Okay. -Yes, sir. -Any available rooms? Sorry, sir. The rooms are full. The cop, somehow, has tracked us down. The co

p, somehow, has tracked us down. He shouldn't know that we're the kidnappers. Is this the spot? You're at the same place as they're. You call our guys to the pub. You call our guys to the pub. Only he knows about us. Finish him off. I think they're in the pub. What're you saying, Sathya? That phone is our only clue. The pub is so big. It would be crowded inside. And noisy too. How will you find them in there? Call to that phone when I say. Make it soon. I wanna go home. Nithya, shall I keep the

bike running? Mind your business. Or I'll punch you on the face. No urgency. I'm not going home. Hey! Hey! How dare you! Don't stop. Keep moving. Call now. Someone is calling me. Attend the call. It might be our brother. Hello, brother. Is the girl safe? I'm unable to hear you, brother. You idiot. Is the girl safe? The girl is totally safe, bro. The girl is safe. But you're not. Why am I hearing my own voice? Hello, bro. Not just to you, but everyone there. Why are you guys starring at me? Hey!

You told that the girl is safe. But you're in trouble now. Hey,. Sathya. You take care of them. Hey you, the DJ. Play the song. Okay. Where were you? -Tea break... -Is the shop too far? You won't prosper. -Not fit to be a cop. Get lost. -Then you too. Why is he scolding everyone? The stunts are over. So relax.