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Japan lal! Posting on twitter is done by one and tent is to another. What's that tent mean? I wish to be a Policeman for past eight years. As I didn't accept to have a haircut, they rejected me. This year, I'll take rigorous training and make them wonder at me. - Babu! - What crazy granny? Babu Have you slipped? I'm coming, wait. - Hey lal... - Come on. Take left, then right and go straight. - There comes my house. - I know the way to your house. I know that you know. This is the movie, 'singam-

3' style. Come soon. Come on. I'll come. Please hang your grandpa photo. I'll get a hammer. Why do we need a hammer? I'll do it. Wait. Leave me What? Ashaming the phone of grandpa is like ashaming him. When he was alive you killed him with this cell phone, right? If I've to save this country, then I should become a policeman. Go and get me salad. 100 Atharvaa Just now you ate biryani, isn't it? 'Twinkle twinkle little star I must wear a police star' (Song from 'Singam') Here is the vegetable sal

ad. What's this? It's shaking. Let me use grandpa's cell for this. Hey! Why do you keep the phone down? I'll keep your mom's phone too. Come here. Stand up. I ate briyani. I can't bend.. - Please step up. - How can I step up? How many times you might've stepped on my grandpa's neck? Can't you step up? Give your hand for a support. - What are you going to do? - I'm going to save our country. - Bless me. - Good, go ahead. Hail goddess! - Sir, - Okay! Guys, I can see a doubt in all your eyes. He is

calling for training in the night... ...is he checking whether we booze or not, isn't it? The reason I selected night instead of day, is the sun. It'll waste our energy on the whole. So, I choose night. Have you been to chicken tandoori shop? The flesh will be pierced in the grill and set on fire. The chicken flesh will be burnt stiffly. You must be like that. Superb! Mr.Trishakumar, buy quarter tandoori for each. Well done, Harris. Okay, sir - Who called me? - Weel done Sir! Mr.Harris Jeyaraj,

you're imparting training even in the night. - I'm very proud of you. - Yes, sir. Good boy. - With your pleasure. - Okay. Sir, IG came in uniform? Nonsense. Do you want him to come nude? - Leave it - Idiot. It's great of him to visit the training place. And coming with uniform is more great. And the honour is he came with the medal which weighs half a kilo. Instead you're asking why did he wear the uniform? - Fool. - Okay sir - Sir! - Yes, sir. Why are you shouting at him? - What he says is rig

ht. - What's that he said is right? I asked the launderer SI uniform and gave two thousand rupees. As he don't have balance, he gave me IG uniform. And moreover, he gave me a medal too. Now, was it the mistake of the one who gave the medal... ...or it's the mistake of the guy who questioned it... ...or it's the mistake of mine who wore it... ...or it's the mistake of you talking like a goof. That's it. It's my mistake. How? Though your tress is like a dense forest, I believed you to be an IG. Th

at's my mistake. Guys, have you seen the world's No.1 fool? - Who is that? - It's him. Take a selfie. Guys, have you seen the world's No.2 fool? That's is Harris. - Get out. - Shut up. I'll wear this attire. My pant is torn Go Who allowed him inside? What's the wrong I did? I wore the dress which will be mine in future. Who are they? Looks like circus people are in the ground. Hey, stop. Listen to me. Dude, you shouldn't do like that. The intestines might spill. Listen to me. Won't you listen? N

ow, fight with me. They came. Sir, your dog came. - What did you say? - The dog came. Don't say as dog. It's name is 'Undertaker'. Why did you name it as 'undertaker'? That's a good question. The reason behind the name 'Undertaker' is? You know, Pedigree? Pedigree means? The dog's food. The pedigree, dog's food which I feed it. But, it left that and took away the flesh. Which one? Oh, no! It seems I need to explain you everything in detail. It took away the secrecy. The secrecy, means? It took a

way the underneath. Underneath? It's very dangerous. But, he is the only winner! My lion will come pushing all the dogs back. Donkeys were made to participate in dog's competition. Yes, sir. It hops only three feet? It's a dog and a trainer who is paid for it. Funny! It hops four feet, sir. Four feet? Why are you wondering just for it? Might be, sir. Our dog, undertaker will hop above my head. - It'll enter the IG Office. - Super, sir! Watch, how it jumps now. Come on, my dear. My pearl! Right.

- Take my BP tablet. - Have it Yeah. Sir, are you taking tablet fearing your dog might lose? It's common to get blood pressure out of tension. Sometimes, the BP will raise in happiness which may lead to stroke. My undertaker will give that happiness now. Is it, sir? Come on... He'll jump upto eight feet. Come on... Come on... That's it. Hey undertaker, what are you doing? Undertaker, you fool. Sir he is not jumping. looks like he is lazy. Sir, your undertaker has gone down. BP tablet, please. Ha

s he played the beacon in the temple festival? Hey... Damn. - Who are you? - Go away. Hey, you dare to say me as unfit. I'll tear your mouth. Hey, you... Go... It's right. Sir, it looks like the town bus gear. Sir, is it first gear? You fool. Where are you protruding? Unfit Others are doing as they wish. I'm doing right. Are you protruding before me? I'll fix it on your back. Oh! Aren't you Rekha? I am Rekha and you are? We are Mark Babu's friends. Where the hell is he? Even now I am willing to

elope with him. Did you see that? Usually, girls leave parents for love... She is willing to leave her husband for love. Hey..! Hold on! The girl wants to go. GO talk. You seem like a decent, educated groom. I believe you wouldn't have the heart to separate real lovers. I know the situation. If they are ok, take her. He seems nicer than Metti Oli Gopi. Call the groom. His beauty is in his mouth. Hey dude. Hi! Where is the groom? He is the groom. I didn't love him. I am aware of that. What? Then

why bring us. Facebook displayed a different picture. Different picture in facebook? What is happening? Actually, it's nothing. -Will any girl love me for my looks? -Impossible! My face less glamour. So I put alternate face! -What do I do now? -Just bring her. Hold on. -Forget his face and adjust. -Hey! What the hell? I can't adjust and live She doesn't want. Come. -Let's go. -Shall I talk? No way! She has seen your face now. Come on. Ask her to be with me for three days. Just come. The groom wa

s willing to send the bride. Shall I at least thank him? Though he is mad, sometimes he is right. Hey look at him. I have kidnapped the girl like you said. -What the hell -Leave me. -Leave me please. -What are you doing? What are you guys doing? Lift her too. Go...go...go Start the vehicle! Come. Hey! Don't come We will drop you off soon. Go.. Fast..!! Go..! He is creating fresh problems. Next time I will book an A/C car. Just kick that guy. Why do you need A/c? I asked for A/C car but there is

a PC car. We are from respectable families, sir. Arrest them all. Get in. All of you get in the back. Why are you getting into the driver's seat? Please don't hit me, sir. -How dare you kidnap the bride? -Please don't hit me. -Madam. -Uhn! Instead of the baton, hit me with your hand. It will be more entertaining. -How dare you? -Mother!!! Look, The bride has given a complaint against him. He has cleared your names. You can go. Let us leave uncle. How can we leave him and go? Why are you bothered

about him? I am bothered about these people and not him. What if they call us back due to his torture? Look! Are you leaving or shall I lock you up? -Let's leave. -Are you guys my friends? How dare you leave me and go? Be thankful we are not leaving you elsewhere in Koovathur? Nasty labourers. He mean't you sir. That's how he calls Policemen. Who the hell is a labourer? I mean't them sir. We generally call you uncles. My god! Washington Wilson. Where is the guy? There he is. Have you eaten Wils

on? Hit him hard. Aahh! You take the right side. Wilson, -Stop it. -who is this..? why hitting him? Now from the left. Hey dude.. please save me.. Who is there..? What man..? Why you are very slow in this..? -What? -What? All foreigners are a waste for sighting. -How dare you? -Don't hit me. Dude! Please save me. Don't bite me, Wilson. Who are they and why are they hitting him? Even the kidnapping of the bride is ok. He used the photo of Facebook's owner. Also, he gave a friend request to the ow

ner's wife. She accepted too. This is an international cheating case. That's why these people are here. -You can go. -Ok sir, thank you. Hey guys! Take me and go. They come as a crowd if there is liquor. But they leave me alone if I am in trouble. Is this friendship? Mr. Karamadai Ranganathan, just watch how is he going to capture the bomb now. Even the person who placed the bomb might forget. But, my undertaker will take it perfectly. Look, how is he writhing. See Hey, where are you taking me?

That side. Why are you going towards the bag? Sir, when asked to take the bomb, it's taking biscuit. He fell for biscuits, sir. Hit him. Jump. Good. Very good. Why are they jumping to irritate him? Rascals! Very good. Ready. I will get his appreciation First, let me take this. Hold it, sir. Take it, sir. Either you must put this rods to crap or give it to the owner. Instead, they're jumping over. And you too watching it. It's not right, sir. You aren't right. Totally unfit. Put this to crap and

you'll get Rs.500 - Take that money and go somewhere. - Why, sir? - Get lost. - Sir! - Go... - Sir, I'm saying for your good. (A musical line from the film, 'Kalluri Vaasal') Are you using your tress as pillow? (A musical line from the film, 'Enga Ooru Kavalkaranl') (A musical line from the film, 'Oru Thayin Sabatham') - Cheers. - How are you, sir? (A musical line from the film, 'Jayam') Hi, what's the name of this? Pushing, sir. Pushing? Where it's taught like this? My own concept, sir. It'll b

e developed if sold out. Good. How much is the fee including tax? No fee, sir. It's free. Will you come to the ground? No, sir. I'll not come. Why do you struggle yourself? Use the ladder, instead. See, are they heeding? - Hey, didn't you go for the film? - Sorry, sir. Hey, look here. It's the final test. I'll forgive everything. Don't spit on me, sir. Here is a rope. There are three ropes here, sir. - Hey, it's one for you. - Okay, sir. Just climb four feet. I must faint in that happiness. And

I should give you the appointment. Will you give the appointment now? The word is word. I'll give you the appointment order and I'll resign the job. - Sir! - Tell me. - Tell me exactly. - I'm saying it exactly. That is, I should climb, And you should faint in shock. The next moment I fell, Appointment for you and resignation for me. - If you fell down, you'll resign. - Sure? - Sure? - Sure. Then, be ready with the appointment, sir. Sir, eighty percent is good for me. Is it okay for you? You can

say about my performance. Basically, I'm a sports person. Running Jumping, Shot put - On the whole? - Yes, sir. Just null. That means? Only buff. On the whole, You are unfit. Can't you understand? Both of you are the same. Are you conjoining me with the dog? That's only here. Else, I'll conjoin you with some other. Understood? Sir, what to do with this dog? Let the dog to go free. Let it die, somewhere. Let this ghost to go free. Let it hang, somewhere. Sir... Leave it, sir. Look. Someday you'll

come in search of me. Yeah, for the case of drugs, theft, an oldey's murder... I'll come to get caught of you in all these cases. Then, I'll be in a higher stance and you'll be lower to me. Think well. You'll be standing before me with folded hands. - Me! - Yes, sir. Folded hands? Yes, sir. He spilled acid on my face. Unfit! Babu! This police job won't be right for us. Better come to Gurkha job, as said by granny. Hey, people will believe this face as Gurkha But do anyone will believe me? You'r

e right, Babu. No one will believe this as a face. Then, how to believe as Gurkha? Bye, I'm sorry. Salutations! I am indebted to stop your marriage. Please sit down. Marriage by force should be forcibly stopped. Well! For the marriages fixed in heaven... ...we are the rightful people who can stop such marriages. See! WELLDONE WELDING STOPPERS! Welding??? I meant the other word for marriages. Oh! Wedding... is it? Who amongst the three of you is getting married and what's the problem? What are th

e details? If you tell us your payment terms... That depends on your choice. I have three plans. What is the difference? I will play a video. Ladies see. What is he saying? He means 'let us see' These are the silver group. If they are booked they may stop the wedding..... Or get drunk and sleep. This is the platinum group. They will definitely stop the marriage. Now you have to tell me.. which....one of the three you will choose... Though old, platinum is the best. Good selection! Old is gold! Y

ou never forget the old comediennes even if there are plenty of new ones. Mark Babu speaking. Tell me. Can we trust these people? Definitely! Hey.. Who is that Voodoo doll? He is the cheer girl! There is a limit to cheating! I don't have stamina to get the real ones. If there is any function at my place.... ...I use him. Rock on buddy! Imagine how those functions must be. -Hey! -Hey! I have more booze for you. He doesn't realise that you are a forest pig Mr Owner. Correct! He just called you a f

orest pig in english and you say 'Correct'. -Forest pig..? -He is right though Ok!, ok. Let's celebrate the success. He is trying to change the topic. Look! Pour a drink for everyone and two for me before gate crashers arrive. Pour it! Owner! Didn't I just talk about them. Who is that? -My friend. Yeah Abbas and Vinit friendship. Come on. Don't talk like that. I never said anything wrong. I called them Abbas and Vinit. Shut it 'Lollu Sabha'. -Sorry Carzy Mohan. -Ok match draw. Who put this paper

? He looks like a cockroach wearing the frock. 'Shaktimaan Security Service' Need men for work. We need youngsters with good physique, energetic and strong mind. Your's Kavarimaan. Undertaker, I'll join as Shaktimaan Security. China... Japan... Pakistan... Farewell day party... What is that? 'Sarkar!' Who is that guy standing on the terrace? Listen to me - Someone, please save my son. - Why are they bidding him bye? Oh, no! A child has jumped. The lion like guy came. Boss! Somehow save the child

. Show your Shaktimaan energy to save the child. Go...go... Catch. He got it. We assure you safety, whenever you're in danger. Shaktimaan Security Service. - We dont have any other branches. - He is extraordinary! Only the body is hanging like a Ice cream stick. Hey, are you lifting or pressing? Why is he shouting? Mahendra, lift it. Lift it? Oh, no! No one is here to lift it. Why is he shouting? Why are you irrating me? Was he got stuck in the cupboard? Lift it. Sir, what happened? Hey, you joi

ned the job on the recommendation of the Minister. Don't leave. Are you going to lift or not? Everyone looks like the corpse is in mortuary. Isn't there anyone to save me? What a power! How long are you struggling? Congrats, Babu! Thank you, sir. Even the engineering graduates are trying to get this job. But, you offered me this job just for lifting a water can. I'm very proud of you. - Sorry sir I'm slip - Thank you, Babu. Sir, lend me the hand. Just check it, sir. Only two weeks. You might nee

d to inform the relatives. Why is he saying two weeks? 1300 'Jai Hind'