You Can't Say "UMM"!

[Applause] yeah um um what is up guys hey how's it going everyone today we are playing can't say um with our good friend Alysa L Paris say hi and we've also got my good friends Keith Angela and Courtney Shane is here too um but yeah the basic premise of the game is that we are going to be describing ing phrases that our teammates have to guess but we cannot say um or other filler words like uh or uh or I don't stuff like that hold on can we say like this just in from the referees the game is Bri

tish and British people don't say like so we are allowed to say like yes um but yeah we're going to be on a timer we're going to be trying to get our teammates to guess phrases we're going to advance up the board and it's the first one to the end that wins and there's also some other rules that come into play based on how many points we have so wo M yeah that was well done so you three on a team us three on a team team name sa what's our team name um um um D ding that's great our team name is um

uh we will be team awesome yeah get freaking owned own oh my God yes yes I can't say um it's so all right I'm ready I'm so you got this freaking got this three two one you got a minute there is this vegetable that is really small and round and green uh brocc AME small green balls peas peas correct PE soup and they are covered in wet dirt so you would call muddy peas that is right wow wow um ah get it we were wearing a lot of the these on try not to laugh earlier costumes props wigs and when it'

s not Sunny it is cloudy when you're like what's under the tree Shady Shady wigs yes nice got you guys oh thank you when you blow up something it is a what is a type of uh balloon wow wow wow inflatable infl inflatable okay nice round nice round nice round round job great job great job great shout out to you for getting through the first one without saying um but as soon as it was time for the second you said um I'm I'm so afraid of Silence that I I have to say up who wants to go first on our si

de uh not Keith okay we got this should we make sense okay that last word I just want to say the last parag got inflatable bubble wow okay like a perfect match I'm going to okay I'm going to have to probably try different things I feel like I I need to do like a voice yeah I myself that's so funny I think I have to so don't judge me for it all right three I'm going to laugh two one go so oh it can't look a common thing you make with eggs in scrambled eggs a a burrito bean burrito more collected

like it's a singular thing you flip it um a pancake eggs you flip sunny side up eggs uh you combine other ingredients on the inside of it you flap oh oh um um um the one thing the uh the um uh not eggs it's like a pancake but it's eggs but it's like an omelette omelet and the opposite of good bad bad omelet worse than worse than that terrible omelet terrible omelet disgusting bad cruel type of thing you can be disgusting evil evil omel the opposite of I was like a racist omelette racist omelet a

ll right well uh you know what we only gave them one point so that's actually really good not with eggs with eggs with eggs pancakes you're eating pancakes no you just kept saying flip it yeah I was trying to find omelette I found it eventually you did find omelet eventually took a while scared you should be you got this bro yeah oh don't say it dude I'll get two one this is something that you feel when you are by yourself lonely depressed correct and a food that is a shell with ingredients in i

t a tortilla shell with ingredients it Tac correct oh wow that was great this is the opposite of smart Dum correct wow a fruit that is sour yellow goeson correct um dum lemon oh that was a uh did you hear that uh I heard a uh her yeah Trevor only Trevor can't oh and there it is did it a bad something has turned bad a food has turned bad it has fuzz on itold mold Frozen delicious tree time time okay okay flip your first rule yes our first rule no can't say you oh my God took your breath away brea

th away that's the only word I use that's okay that's tough good one it felt like Trevor was like connecting all of the words so you don't you know that's what it like or maybe I'll sing okay here we go here three sing it two one go my arm was broken and now it's better so it is healed no um the opposite of weak is strong you're riding a long thing with wheels bicycle car limousine limousine long thing with wheels motor truck motorcycle Vans off the wall bus what what Vans off the wall skateboar

d yes yes uh uh uh strong skateboard oh wow wow good job I would have never figured that out Jim membership as a snack wow beautiful though minutes we need like three minutes what the went through my brain I was like I can't believe I describe that was really fun saying you we got this we got this no problem you ready sure 3 2 1 [Laughter] you okay okay okay eating food like like chips crunchy yes not hot water but ooh chili eating cold water crunchy ice water which would Crunchy Ice crunchy and

then what's the box that looks Crunchy Ice Cube Crunchy Ice Cube nice nice nice I'm doing this because bouncing B sorry Bing bouncing inside here bouncing thought there is a thought but bigger what hold is it all bouncing brain bouncy brain bouncy brain cut our we probably ran out of time a while ago embarrassing you right away but okay so so we gained one point now you and your team must shout hooray after every correct guess the whole team that's right that's not that hard we get humiliated w

e'll have to do it once per round it's okay I okay all right that's hilarious are you guys ready for this this is humil wait hooray is such a disgusting dorky word I know hooray all right are you guys ready yeah you got this all right let's go um um shoot okay guys you guys are sing it stop it's okay to just not say anything no he do I he did oh he's saying you well no he's allowed to okay so this is the thing so okay one of these yes yes yes but it's not um tight it is a a a beard yes let's go

okay okay one okay think um um um shoot darn it okay so these are my uh uh uh cheeks yeah okay put a y in oh my god I've never had someone grip me so tip and go hoor that Wasing wild I tried my best I knew I was like I was like we need to do it guys I couldn't even find the words to describe I have to be quiet for like 30 a seconds okay just chain where it was like um um um we also have unlocked you can't say of how the hell did they get on the way up there hooray you went um um um and then we w

ent all the way down I remember and we're almost in the territory of no one in our team can say um smart thank you can't wait until that careful all right here we go 3 2 1 boom something I do with my throat it makes air it's not farting burp uh the long hooray hoay not a witch but a no that wasn't warlock a guy other kind kind a wizard yes burping wizard new rule new rule new rule nothing no words beginning with C okay oh wow not bumpy but correct things that sting you in the ocean jellyfish jel

lyfish those two words together flat jellyfish hooray do we get a point when you have question marks above your head thinking thinking wondering ideating brain I believe that is time time oh yeah time sorry I Sidra fire round jell my brain right now guys I kind of want to redeem myself all right you don't want to go again no no we're still just in the territory of I can't say um and and you guys we all have to say hoay yeah that's good we're good we're good I'm I'm having a switch of a change of

heart I love hoay hoay is great are you ready yeah three 2 1 go let's get it now here we go oh my God person without hair is Bal a bag that you carry around your waist is a bag a BAL it's one of those it's the one bald fanny pack yeah bald fanny pack there we go ho okay good good good good good not expensive but cheap what do Scottish people play cheap bag [Applause] pipes a lot of dudes are like this towards women at a bar misogynistic disgusting uh flirty scares you a little bit just a little

bit scaring you nasty um flirty ghosts are kind of this way creepy creepy oh okay I love when he started thinking more he got constipated he was like a bar those SS pretty good round I feel like our heres can be shorter we're spending a lot of time we're investing a lot in our hor we don't need to invest that much in our H yeah yeah we can we can stop doing that have no words beginning with and remember none of them can say let's go small synonym for small Min cor wow good a marsupial animal th

e ones in tree eucalyptus Lea mini koala hooray oh good job uh that mus mushed synonym for mush smash squished smash slammed crushed yes fruit with pit green toast hipster avocado crushed avoc avocado yes oh wow wow wow I know we get points tasty hoay tasty yummy delicious cream fil he said he said a oh is so a computer error noise when it's incorrect this is unable that's just you're making us humiliated okay and then no words that begin with f okay guys we need to take this so slow and no you

are all in the territory of no one we cannot say uh um um after every incorrect guess we we make oh my god so let's we can't we can't mess up once let's take this so slow okay okay take your time can't mess up oh let's just get a point okay like no one else is here but us okay let's take it so slow nobody here and no words that begin with f okay and we can't say um either we can't say um at all the timer starts we can okay okay got you the whole game is on this got it and remember to hooray that

up yeah okay cool let's go let's go let's get just go like hoay let's get it okay like staccato here go uh 3 2 1 go it's not running um [Laughter] sorry that was perfect I cannot believe I was soing tense it's not running this silent elizab it just slowly looks over and reaches hey okay good job te oh hey good game good game really great game great game good game good game hooray Gody well we did good guys okay if we play another round you should just be quiet for the whole and just support wit

h smiles and thumbs up all right Redemption round Redemption round we won we're going to give you guys a chance to you know I don't know lose some of the shame that you have right now maybe feel a little bit better we're going to play for real this time okay yeah that one was for Content that was that was funny a funny episode absolutely we have that was a funny episode we have it all figured out I'm just going to stand over here and be pretty I'm the trophy ready all right losers go begin not a

ct Ive passive lazy yes and a amorphous blob orb wow orb no other one what was the thing you said lump oh uh the one that is an amorph blob yes lazy blob yes great wow uh not steady yes good job not steady shaky close clumsy it isid wiggling around it is a broken leg on a table and the table is wobbly yes wobbles Indiana Jones choice of weapon correct okay we got it nice work I'm sorry that wow we're neck and neck I don't think I've ever heard the word Amorphis yes Amorphis blob all right okay l

et's go Ready Set Go not cold hot hot what is on top of my head hat Hot Hair hot hot air hot air oh no he came to play dinosaurs are old extinct reptiles extinct reptiles reptiles reptiles what extinct barn animals a certain type of barn animal that is known to be stinky reptile Pig reptile hog reptile skunk where where get that extinct skunk extinct extinct Pig extinct H where they live where they are extinct bar pigin close extinct extinct this place is a total pig that we get that they didn't

say the full thing ex you guys didn't say um once Shane that was that was pretty crazy you know we say you know what we'll say to that hooray hooray okay ready that's set go not sweet but salty sour salty salty if you have a growth on your salty tumor Sal corns salty callus in this space but yes it's a little grosser sometimes on a witch salty scab salty mole salty W Sal good job salty W stinky smelly smelly blank chips a vegetable potato chips salty was it was it salty potato smelly potato chi

ps smelly potato chips well smelly potatoes that's a mhm close ref Wheels Tires Tires are made of rubber wow yes didn't know that and this is an that was good that neck neck so painful when you get though half it's painful it's painful you feel it's unrequited good job thank you the hang it we're getting the hang I'm going to hold maybe I'll try like I just love I just love the okay um it's it's it's almost as good as when we played Blockbuster and it was the first round Amanda was so stoked and

she immediately gets in and she's just like I can't think of any movies let's go three two one it's not straight it is Cy gay it is like you're going to you're going to take your legs and you're going to fall you're going to fold them which means cross cross them you're going Bend Bend babies have a dirty diaper butt uh bendy diaper bendy diaper bendy di diaper bendy diaper Bender your arm has a mosquito bite itchy no you're good itchy itchy itch after tntl when people spit on the floor they cl

ean it with itchy upop wow beautiful that was perfect at that time oh W job nice strong round sorry I got to look I went on a mosquito yeah that's my fault that's my fault uh I dinged we must say when we pick up a new set c yeah that's how you interpreted that that's how I interpret uh any form of that of o h however you read that you guys [Laughter] ready okay ready yeah oh three two go oh whoa this thing like specks on your face you wouldn't call it but it's it's not you call them something el

se British people will call it spotted but it's a description so salty spotty yes sweet spot the dessert that is chocolate in a pan brownies spotty brownies yes nice nice very good that was tough nice work not hot but try talking a very not a hot day but talk a very high voice not a hot day but a cold one freezing cold cold the like the word for a person who is sve smooth hot not hot but time yo this is what I love cuz we finally got the hang of this sh we do have the hang of this Keith we're do

ing great okay we're doing a great job you got this ke okay honestly sing and he just starts goes okay y'all ready two one all right here go okay so Joe Biden is called this what's the the the adjective before his name as of late and he's sleep yes yes okay so SquarePants what's become what's the s sponge oh my God there we go yeah yeah okay all righty all righty so okay so to go only one dead so oh oh so if I'm doing this I'm dancing disc okay and then this person does this with theboy yes come

on let's go all right time time did I get one did I say got two you got two but we need to make sure to say oh when we pick up new card damn but did I say um see I told y'all we was getting a hang of this kind of I forgot to say oh here we go you got to talk high voice yep yep yep yep yep yep yep Ready set go okay so this is like when you haven't had food in a while starving yes and what you have a baby you put them in a starving Crib in a in a Wheels it has wheels on no starving bassinet not s

tarving starving bayonet starving hungry bassinet hungry stroller hungry yes yes yes okay so this one is when you're angry you are yeah this is a when you have uh you find a needle of this yes yeah correct well and this is when you you have some you're a little bit drunk this I don't like this word I heard it I heard it I heard it no it's h oh I heard I thought that that was time I'm so sry I didn't want it it was chubby that was what I was doing it's home movies look at this look at this I thin

k the high voice is helping them not say um unfortunately yeah truly yeah it's kind of taking a page out of your book good job three two one ooh these are popular amongst little kids these four guys these four guys they dance and stuff they're known Wiggles oh wow but more of an adjective wiggly wiggly wiggly wiggly correct and this thing will go down the stairs uh it's made of metal metal spiral toy that goes Wiggly Slinky yes oh yeah oh oh you don't have to do it just I do oh okay not smart bu

t dumb stupid correct not a pancake but a stupid egg waffle stupid waffle W rule rule after every incorrect gr swag your finger at your team okay team time good good good that's good good good good we're in the vicinity guys we're in the vicinity voice got me yep high voice Ready set go not alive but and it's an instrument that you hold with your hands not a flute butt dead bassoon de de clet dead flute dead recorder pipe I think it has some ups and downs that you push with your fingers dead tru

mpet yes dead trumpet new rule new rule stand up then sit down after every correct guess not young but but if you are no no no part of this population it's uh um oh you're part of that was too um old community no it's a no if you're wearing something out of the shower it is a old towel robe old robe old old time time elderly elderly pick up the cards why can't you guys wag your okay okay all right three two one oh sorry at Halloween it's scary it's spooky it's a green ooh it's a green um no vege

table cucumber broccoli spook spooky spooky uh uh when you're at a party and you're taking shots and you're trying to get loud and crazy you are up spooky weed spooky marijuana pickled keep going spooky pickle spooky spooky spooky pickle spooky spooky green beam spooky spooky SW give me something else spooky turnup oh turn upce that's nice Angela is the spooky turnup of SM what the does that mean Ready set go when you're asleep and you see pictures in your mind dreaming not a goose but the prett

y version dreamy D Swan dream Swan dreamy Swan dreaming Swan when someone touches your armpit and you giggle you are ticklish what's it's like a car that goes underwater boat sub submarine tickly submarine tickl submarine when there's Lube on the floor the floor is slippery the not the redneck version of guitar banj slippery banjo we have all these say not opposite of strong weak opposite of cake ice cream cherry pie weak pie we pie all those the house that is scary hted nice round holy yeah so

our team can't none of us can say um on our turn and we also can't say not well so top Zone I just want to talk to my team guys I love you both you guys are incredible but I'm going to take this home all right we're going to do incredible we're going to win this we're going to get five I want to say I'm surprised we're even this far yeah why are you saying that Angela cuz of me see also you got the ooh thing and the waggling the pick cards to you know a little bit and then uh little bit and hey

thisit Family Show okay shut the this is on TVs okay count us down here we go three two one oh so a cat name with a lot of hair or even a dog name with a lot hair yes okay so this is an egg type situation omelet yes fluffy omelet let's go yep um woo um twice who uh okay okay sorry damn it okay you got this I'm going to just shut up okay this is something that you do when you I ain't say many freaking rules this game wow guys that so messed up I tried my hardest I tried to shut staring at the pie

ce going I love you it's like you're really good and then once it gets unlocked once it's kind of right slippery so I get it these two are not going to want to be on my team anymore this team was so funny I I got to be hon I do think for a while I was wrong I think we were just like kind of uh I'm going to be excited to watch this one back everyone that was you can't say um that was a ton of fun I think we all did equally well uh so yeah let us know the comments if you think we did equally well

Alissa thank you for being here and let everyone know where they can find you or check you out yes you can find me at [Music] Alysa go check out clap clap it everyone let's clap it out hoay hoay hoay