The numbers that you pressed
are right. I'm Tamil teacher Shivalingam talking.
- Greetings, sir! Let us meet tomorrow evening at sea shore. Thank you! Sorry, sir. Are you doing sari business
inside the college? If you had been English professor, I would have said sorry sir. But you are Tamil professor. That is why I changed sorry as sari. In Tamil I said 'Pudavai' sir. Is it right? It is not right. In this situation you should
have expressed sorry. S O R R Y is the spelling for sorry. You should
have said sorry in English. You said S A R I. That is sari. You said as sari. You shouldn't have used 'A'. What should have you put?
- 'O'. You Jerk! What is that? If you are students, you keep teasing, making fun
and pull the leg of teacher. Should we go away quietly? Look here. Do you know what kind of party we are? Thousands of idiots like you I have carried and dropped in slum. After that I'll light beedi and go away. Do you know half blade? Do you know stick? Do you know sickle? Do you kno
w cycle chain? Why are you dancing there? You look like an insect You stand still.
Look here. If you act smart, I'll set you right. If I punch you,
you'll dance in pain. That day you gave cigarette ash as
divine ash. For that itself I should have beaten you. Go away, skeleton. Go. It'll take three days for him
to come out of this. Go and study properly. You must have that fear. Go. See how he is going. Like a drunken monkey. There is gossip about Kannan and actress
Meera in the magazine. Come fa
st. Come fast. - Show me. - I'll read it
myself. Wait. Move. I'm studying sincerely. If you want to shout, go and shout there. Will you come this side? Come. What did you say? If you want to shout, go and
shout outside. Are you a first year student?
- Yes. How much arrogance you have that
you are glaring at us? Have we come to college to study?
- Yes. He is saying yes. Beat him.
- Stop! Now what do you want me to do? If you want to study, go outside and study. Gentleman is going. Wait, wait! I'l
l read it out myself.
Don't be in a hurry. Leading actress, whose name
starts with 'Me' and ends with 'Ra' They have published in such a manner that
nobody can find out. Intelligent. The student studying in MGR Arts
and Science college. That is you. Something has blossomed between them. They are calling it as friendship. On asking others, they are saying as love. Only they know what is true in this. Hey! - There is nothing like that. They have written just like that. It is given clearly in this.
You have made our college proud. Till this date we have heard about love
between actress and producer. Love between actress and director. Love between actress and hero. Gossip has come only like this. For the first time love between actress and student, like that gossip has come only now. After reading this news all the students in Tamil Nadu will feel happy thinking won't they also get a chance. Isn't it like that? Yes, yes. What is there for you? You'll feel happy on seeing gossip
about other
s. Poor Meera.
I wonder what she must be feeling. If Jenny hears this, she'll also feel bad. He has to handle two girls. He is lucky. We are not getting even one.
- Hello! Inside boys hostel girl's voice
is heard. That is servant. Let it be. Even she is a lady.
"I saw a village lady." Good morning, sir! Did you ask me to come?
- Close the door. Sit down.
- Sir, that is... Then you stand. Sir, I didn't do any mistake. Then why are you so angry with me? Angry? With you? Not at all. In happiness I
have developed
goose bump. What did I do? About you and Meera I read the gossip
that came in the magazine. Oh God! For a youngster like you what is there
bigger than this? Okay, What happened between you and Meera? Where did it happen? In what all
manner in happened? About that you tell me in detail. There is nothing like that, sir. The press people have
written just like that. Don't talk wrongly about journalists. The one who found out the word
gossip, even if temple is not built for him, at le
ast a mini size statue must be built. It is so interesting to read. Sir, you are worse than the students. I have also remained
as student at one time. Leave that. In Tamil Nadu even an old man
who is about to die, only after hearing the latest gossip he dies. Gossip has got that much power. Who is that?
- Correspondent. Correspondent sir? Good morning, sir!
- Come fast. Sir, I'm coming. Even the God can't see me happy for 5 minutes in life. Sir! - At night I'll call you in cell phone. You must t
ell me everything. I'm coming, sir. At night I'll press. Nonsense! 'For S M O K E she is saying...' There is no flower then why are
you smelling? What kind of a man is he? In the back a big garden is there. I have a wish.
- What? Do you want to take a leak in the
bathroom inside? "I'm hostel cleaner Bhoopathi." Girls inside the hostel
are very attractive. Let us-
- Hey! How is it that you are coming from inside? Can't you see? I'm bathroom cleaner. He is lucky. Instead of studying in this colleg
e
and suffering we could have joined in corporation. Why is it protruding on one side? "A white pigeon is going without
getting trapped in our hand." Buddy, Meera is great. She and I are of the same age. Listen to me She talked to me singularly. You are a great man. In Tamil Nadu totally
9 crores people are there. In that 4.5 crores are men. In that 1.5 crores are youngsters like us. In that 1.50 crores you have
come up as lucky. You are really great. Buddy, for matters like this you must
have m
ole in finger. But God has given mole to
you all over the body. Show me. He is blabbering.
- He is very clear. Why are you shy to show private matters? Hey, shut up! Getting drunk you talk nonsense. What is nonsense? You are our friend. We can smoke and drink with you. Can you smoke and drink with Priya? That is not possible. Something else is possible. It is not alone an achievement to
be friendly with her. *** That is what is achievement. We are in totally different level. Once you get drunk w
hy do
you behave like this? She is just my friend. In these days if there is
college girls as friend, they are invited to odd places. You have got a beautiful actress as friend. Why are you hesitating for this? In these kind of matters how much
ever desire you have, they'll keep it inside their mind. But girls will never reveal it outside. We must only bring that outside. Why have we got mustache? Tell him not to talk? Or else I'll push him in water and kill him. After this you cool down. We are
men. You ask with courage. Do you believe that he is a man? These kind of matters must be achieved
even by pleading. You are repeatedly talking. Buddy, you go and ask confidently. Surely it'll work out.
- You have no sense. Courageous man! You plant the victory flag and come. You said correctly. Oh god! - He has pushed me in water. At least in this pretext you have bath. Did he go to the bathroom itself? I have severe headache. Do you have any headache tablet?
- Yes. Whole night you mix Old Mon
k,
Mcdowell's, Kalyani and have. You won't get headache. Why don't you buy and keep Saradone? I bought Charminar. But forgot to buy Saradone. Day time whole we wait
eagerly to consume drinks. In the morning we regret
to have consumed drinks. But you people are very bad. Why did you talk like that at night? What did we say? What did you say! At night we didn't talk about anything. Did we say anything?
- No. Even if we had said anything, ten beers, half MacDonnell. Full Old Monk. Pickle, boiled eg
g, cigarette, this and
that. Like that it exceeded Rs 1000. After that if we didn't talk even this much,
what does it mean? Okay, what did we say? You talked wrongly about Meera. Even after drinking we have
talked about only Meera. From this you can understand how much
we all like Meera. You said that we talked wrongly. What was that? Hello!
- Hello, Kannan! Today is Sunday, isn't it? Yes, today is Sunday. You have seen me acting. You have not seen my dance, isn't it? Today in Vahini studio ther
e is
dance shooting. Will you come? What are you thinking? At this time Meera and our Kannan will be in what form? I'm thinking
about that. What form? It must be disheveled form. No, it will be beautiful form. At this time he must be smelling her
hair and caressing it. By now he must have given a kiss. After that he must have pinched her nose.
- Won't it pain? He would have kissed her rose like lips.
- Would he have bitten that? If bitten, it would pain. Our friend
will be careful in this matter
. Coming to next step he would have
caressed her conch like neck. After that let us descend some more.
He would have kept his head on her chest. After sleeping would he get up in the
morning? Do you think of him like you? Leave that. Descend some more. On her navel Either he should play top on that
or make bulls eye on that. Buddy! - What is it? You said that you had written a song
describing your lover. You sing that. "In time she is bad time." "In art she is bullshit." "In month she is no moon
." "In flower she is 'Umatham' flower." "In bird she is black crow." "In song she is howling." "In fruit she is neem fruit." "In breeze she is whirlwind."
How is it? After hearing this song I have lost the
interest in seeing your girl friend. Go man. Hey Muthu what do you
think about my memory power? When you called me
Muthu itself I understood that you've
a unique memory My name isn't Muthu,
but Pandi Hey you only drank arrack and licked
pickle in the bar that day It was me only, I am the same
person and from the same Madurai Oh, now I remembered You got the remembrance, isn't it? You block your day
memory power and lock it Okay, I did it Hey, why were you running
urgently? For this only What's this jug for? I got blanket I got the lantern light I got the Banyan tree Only this was remaining Now, I've got even this Hey, why're you saying this
like a provision list? To form a panchayat Panchayat in Malaysia? Yes Hey Demons, in our country if they see
a banyan tree 4 useless people will
form a panchayat
under it and torture us Have you all started
that even here? What panchayat? That's Malaysia panchayat A small problem while? Oh God, have you all introduced
that system even here? You people will wear a
dress in winter, summer In Sultry season
Where's it? We'll wear that when we
go and collect money Hey, who's forming a
panchayat? Our Mayee brother Mayee in Malaysia Yes, that's Malaysia Mayee Who? The one who talks sitting
on the ground even if chairs are empty Is he? The momen
t he came to Malaysia, he
didn't even sit on the ground What're you saying? He sits on the stage What're you blabbering in
Malay Language? Chieftain, alter your judgement Since we couldn't bear
their torture in India We came to Malaysia Even here, they've started it Will they reform? What man? An extra ordinary smell is
coming from somewhere No, I had bath in the morning I didn't mean the body stink It's smelling somewhere, nearby It looks a different set-up here What's this, they're preparing
A
rrack with the pot? By looking at their style
of working I feel they're from our village - It's me
- I thought Madurai, is it you? Yes Yes brother, this country arrack
doesn't suit me So, I started preparing arrack
on my own Hey, are you preparing so much
for your own consumption? Not only for me, what do you
think of these people? Have they come to drink with you? They've come to learn how
to prepare "Arrack" Hey Rascal, Are you running
an Institute? Brother, our country's Art
shouldn't die wit
h us How concerned you're about
our country's Art! Okay, where did you get
these pots from? I brought these, when I came
here by flight Rotten fruits, old batteries
& lizards, etc Why Lizard? You're too much Police is coming!
I'll come back now Why do you get scared? They'll come here as usual
they'll take it and go Hey Devils, have you spoiled
people here also? I'll give this and come back One minute Hey, how many have come to
tarnish our India? How are we going to reform them? Ask me if you ne
ed money What're you doing? I think you're an expert in
kneading flour for 'Chappathies' I mean your work Look, don't come to the kitchen Your rules will apply to the guests
only, not to me My father is one of
the partners in this Hotel So, I'll come to the kitchen and
even dance Would you like to see? No Why do you trouble me like this? Unknowingly, I lifted you
out of the water For that, you've compensated by
removing the sprain, isn't it? What do you want now? Teach me cooking Why do you want
to learn cooking? First of all you teach me
then, I'll tell you Okay, come on Now, which dish you are going
to teach me? First, I'll teach you how to
prepare hot water Is it very difficult? Oh! It's very difficult Why did that yellow bag fellow
changed into yellow dhoti That's the question Stop Why did you change your style? I've succeeded step by step &
only today Are you going to start Milk Business? No, I'm going to contest
in the Election Have you become such a great person
to contest in th
e election? - That too in Malaysia?
- Yes,brother You don't have a passport Oh! God! Hey, I had told about him I know that he doesn't
have a passport But, why do you get scared, Muthu? Not Muthu but Pandi Okay, Pandi If you need any admission or permission Come and meet me I'll recommend you to High Officials &
get it done Shall I go and come? Don't come Regarding termination He wants to conduct Oath of
secrecy for you Go with him, go They are running
Let me escape - Follow me
- Okay I saved Ind
ia's honour What did you do? Killed him So soon? It's very difficult to defeat these
type of people with arguments It's very easy to kill Hey, I've done a good thing and
you're crying When shall we go? Things kept in a place
never remain there Senior, what're you searching? I received a letter from home
absentmindedly, I've kept it some where - Did you see it?
- No! Ask him whether he had seen it Are you saying eyes will be
affected by watching TV? Are you playing fun? Ask him whether he had see
n it? Take it Take it from him & give me It's only 3 cms away You could've taken & given
me earlier, isn't it? Yes, I could've Hey! stop it man! It's difficult to understand
if you speak normally Above that your nasty actions
don't take my life, sit down You told that you'll take care, but
you're making me roam on the streets I told that in a rush of blood I can realise it, only after
coming out I thought that, as in our country
we'll have tea at the corner shop And light the cigarette at
the pe
tty shop Munch Betel leaves & paste the
lime on the post box When I thought of sleeping with a piece
of cloth before a closed shop Police are chasing us I need this
I needed all this I must beat myself with slippers Having come out with hope on you,
with what should I beat myself Beat yourself with the slipper which
I throw after beating myself You're same as your father - What's it?
- Nothing Yuck, come I'm the owner of this building Having lost my key, I'm sitting here Get lost You can scold m
e as you like
who's going to understand it? For few days, myself & Senior are having
some misunderstanding between us I'm not in a position to
explain him the reason Come with me Hey, Pandi come You sinner, as soon as you saw a girl
you've shown your true colour Come, this is my guest house Even my guest house will
be similar to this - Hey Pandi
- Okay...Okay The guest house itself is
so beautiful How'll the owner's house be? There're 2 bedrooms, a kitchen
and 1 micro oven You can cook yourself
We can cook, but is there
a lady cook? No, you must cook yourself I didn't expect thanks from you - Then, Are you expecting rent?
- No need for rent You can stay here, as long
as you wish to Have bath and take rest
I'll leave Will she scold us, if we
take rest and have bath Where's the door? She's expecting something from you The girls in this country
move very freely Don't blabber like that with all
those silly ideas
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