DaVinci Auto Caption: Upbeat music rights to Y *Zelda Item Get Fanfare* ♪ Born of cold and winter air and mountain rain combining ♪ Kamek: Behold, The Koopas! Amish Paradise: AAAAHHHHH The ants (Koopas?) go marching one by one, hurrah *Tunak Tunak Tun intesifies* Kamek: Behold, the Kings! DaVinci Auto Caption:
Who deserves my sunburn? Honey, I'm home! Big butt, so what? Die! Oh hello there! The penguin FOR NARNIA (AND FOR THE SUPER STAAAAAR) March of the penguins Hard luck, Dave! YIELD We have
a Kamek! *Link noises* Aaaah! My legs are moving! But I feel like we're not gettin anywhere I finally fooufff And now, nah nah nah nah nah nah! It's me, Mario! How many times has this happened to you? It's a me, Mario And a- Luigi! Are you a tired? Wee, Weegie! Super Mario Brothers are not here! To save your wall (et) lol! The only thing Super Mario Bros. drained is my bank account! Forget paying for plumbing when the Super Mario Brothers are expensive! Yo, yo! We forgot the ******* phone numb
er! cinema (but warped) UUHHHHHHHHH How bout the accents? TOO MUCH?! IT'S-A PIZZA (Get down with your bad self) Well, well (HBOX POP OFF COUNT: 1) If it isn't Brooklyn's failures! The stupid Brothers! Spike's here! Spike's here! HBOX POP OFF COUNT: 2 HBOX POP OFF COUNT: 3 What are you gonna do?
(HBOX POP OFF COUNT: 4) Brains, Brains. I won't lie! SSBM Annoucer: GAME Are you insane? That is not a commercial. That is a commercial *Luigi's ringtone, but someone is
holding the Z button.* Hello! Bro
thers! We've been trying to reach you concerning your car's extended warranty,. That's great OKay! Off Screen Voice: This is it, let's
move let's go go go go. Come ah-amoc Let' go! This way It smells in here. Come on, step on it DaVinci Auto Caption: Ah, we're tracking rain OH, I wish I could READ! Music: No! Yeah! No! Music: No! Come on Luigi I'm trying, I'm trying We have hit time Ma'am I assure you, we make messes, we don't fix them *Socially awkward laugh* *Luigi pitch shifted to sound like
the Mario Bros theme* That's France He likes you Dog: I hate you What'd I say? EHYYY! Francisisis, is here *Boss theme intensifies* *GASPS* He likes you That hell hound is gonna escape! Mario? *Bored face* AAAAAAHHHHHH *Five Nights at Freddy's 2 Jumpscare* Oops. Mmm? DaVinci Auto Caption: He's not gonna die Soup or Mario? *Laugh *Laugh *[error] So everybody saw the commercial? -We seen it
-and??? -We seen it
-and?????? *family is unsupportive* Ah, mushrooms Dryerd I like mushrooms, I'll take it
. What were you thinking with that commercial? Absolutely nothing, Double D. The world laughed at Da Vinci too. Not sure they did, ma. Dad, what did you think? You're a joke. Calm yourself down, Juan! Thanks, Dad. ♪ Hey, Dad, look at me ♪ ♪ The thing back in talk to me ♪ ♪ Did I grow up ♪ ♪ And according to plan ♪ (I'm sick and tired of feeling so small) ♪ And now I try ♪ ♪ Hard to make it ♪ ♪ I just want to make you proud ♪ ♪ I'm never gonna be good enough for you ♪ ♪ I can't pretend that I'm
alright ♪ ♪ And you can't change me ♪ ♪ Cause we lost it all ♪ ♪ And nothing lasts forever ♪ ♪ I'm sorry, I can't be perfect ♪ Thanks, Dad. I'm sorry if I got anybody
in the feels. A water main burst underground today *Mario shadenfreude* SOMEBODY SAVE BROOKLYN Destiny is calling I hate dialing 911. What? Just come on! -I got this
-*he doesn't* You know what forget it Luigi (annoyed); MARIO! WE GOTTA GEG ATTOG WE GOTTA GEG ATTOG Valve. Valve. (wait for it) I knew saving Duke Gauntlet was a ba
d idea. What is this place? DaVinci Auto Caption: *Ducunco music* * Screaming* Luigi? Kid! Over here. Weegie! Weegie are you in there? Weegie That was my favorite mug. Now it's in the hole. LuigigiuL MarioiraM Dude, no! [Screaming] Aye! Yigh! [Screaming] Sorry, that one's perfectly fine. *No it's not* I'm Toe. [Suspense music] This is- This is not a dream! *Screams* That hurt, right? YEEESSS!!! Mushrooms. I hate you. I'm actually looking for somebody. *Gasps* That, that, that, that, that. My bro
ther... Your brother. ... in fact. has landed in the underwear. She can do anything. He looks like me. *Gasps* That is not good. And I believe there was lava? Why is it that every video game has lava? [Lava mumbling] Wowser? He's the creature! *Downword spiral* Great! Live is the most wretched feature. I hate TikTok Live. Taking you to su-su-su-su-the Prin prin princess. Princess? Princess. [Sighs] [Suspense music] [Suspense music] [Screams] Well he looks at me? And I look at him! And he looks a
t me! And I look at him! I am, I am. Ever wonder where your tax dollars are going? [Screams] [Suspense music] He did the monster mash.
(The Monster Mash) Yes! You just got Sarged. Ha ha-a-a-a-a! HEY-O [Suspense music] *The electric slide without music* [Suspense music] *Redead scream* The princess lives on that hill. Here you go. No! Out of the way, yaw eht fo tuO! Just trying to clear a path. Out of the way, yaw eht fo tuO! Up we go! Wait up? *Pitch shifted gasping* Oh! Okay, so these bricks ar
e just floating here! Pop in this pipe, and we're popping this pipe, and we're on our poppin' way! It's the only way to fly, man! Bye, man! Palastores!
(DaVinci Auto Caption) Bing bang boom! Pretty impressive, am I right? (Race to the finish) I need to see Sess. What sess? I never heard of Sess! Sess! Sheesh! Huh? sees! *Screaming* What do you guys, um... What do you wanna eat? Go go go go. I'm ready to (go) scramble it up. *Laughing* HEY! INTRUDER! *Frigate Escape music* Council! Bowser has fou
nd the And is I'M AT SOUP What are we gonna do? Let him hurt you. We are going to BOP Bowser. I'm going to convince the Great Kong arm to help us. How? We're bowls... King king king king Resistance leader. King. I (x4) *Pitch climbing* Never, never. I... can convince him. Good luck, Sess. For all our Siss. *More Frigate Escape music* ♪ My date with the President's daughter ♪ ♪ My date with the ♪ I'll end you! Sess. Wait! What is the meaning of this? This young beggar was trespassing on the King'
s property, Lady Impa. Release him. You'll leave this lad to me! Are you? Oh! It's a human! You're so small! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Let's... Where did you come from? We fell down this pipe. Go back. Hey! Snail girl, the new wusses. Salty, why, nay, nay, we just go, just go, we gotta join forces! This guy's a You know what? A psych. But you were gonna find my brother. Please? (Pretty) Please? Pleeeaaase? Please? Okay. Really? You gonna help me? No.
*Dramatic music* If you can finish this, you're coming with me. Watch and learn. NuClEaR LaUnCh dEtEcTeD How am I supposed to do that? *Distorted explanation* Really? Everybody loves shrooms, right? I HATE MUSHROOMS Okay, okay, okay. DOWN THE H-a-u-a-u-au- down down down down [Growling] Not cool! Huh? Oh, not cool! I'm tall. And strong. you're too slow [Screaming] That's impossible! Anything try first time, impossible. Yeah! When we die, our bodies become the grass. Great! ♪ EAT IT. EAT IT. GET
YOURSELF AN EGG AND BEAT IT ♪ Try again. *Disappointment* Cock a doodle-doo ♪ Who can ♪ [Grunting] No one gets it right away. How many tries did it take you? You got it right, all right. I got it. I got it right, all right. I'll get it. ♪ = Fire Akasaka Mix My army! Koopas! Goombas! Roombas! Whatever those things are! After years of sears for the soos of stalks of it is Soon we will destroy the mushroom kingdom! Prepare yourselves for the best wedding ever! Eh-e-e-e... yea-a-a-a-a Doesn't she?
Of course she. But that makes me sworn enemies. I will ask their princess. What princess? Their princess. What princess? Did he say marry their ses? Her heart shaped bangs. The way she bangs in the breeze. Her immovable bangs. And when she sees a star... [Laughing] Wedding bangs. Ooh, what if she says no? [Screaming] Can I get an ice cream when we get there? Then I will pOwEr Up! ♪ Be prepared! ♪ ♪ do re mi fa so fa mi re do ♪ Mom, Mom, my little... Pressure, pressure. Stranger from the outside.
Eh... Who is this person? He's... Barack Obama. *Cheering* Nervous? Yes! *Kirby victory theme* Heyyyy Maaaa Ohhhh You know this guy? Mario: NO! Best friends. But I... I will secure you. Neutralize you. See what makes you tick. A toad psycho Enough to join me. I don't fear fear. .ti selttes taht Let's move. so long! Pretty incredible, huh? Mom, me. ♪ Peach. You're my guardian angel ♪ ♪ I'm gonna laual ♪ ♪till the end. ♪ ♪ Peaches peaches, sploosh sploosh, pee! ♪ ♪ Peache-a-oh-a-ah ♪ Kamek: HI ED
DY! What? The report. What? from our What? Intelligence. Human has arrived. They are up. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Sire!... Sire!... Sit with me, jam with me, die with me. Human, nanuman. Did he come from? Aren't sure. AAAHHHHHH Does the sess like him? Sure AAAHHHHHH FIOF i'm threatened. *indescribable pain* PLANNING pain. You don't. You don't. *Pitched down* Sees. You're from here. You're here. I don't know where I'm from. Really? No. My earliest memory is arriving. I was so lucky. They made
me their sess. Maybe you're from Larkin County. There's a hue-niverse out there with a lot of neighborhood patrol units. Is there anything I can do to make your flight more comfortable? *Everybody do the flop* What is your name? Weegie. You know who I am? No. There's one problem, Weegie. Yay. Do you find my fiance attractive? No. *Bowser gets offended* Kill his brother. Please, we are depressed enou-u-u-u- There's gotta be a way out of here. There's no escape. The o... sweet relief of death. Eve
ryone: WHOA! *Screaming* What? How you doing? *Grunts* *Grunts back* Follow me. Heee I hate you. I feel underdressed. Give me... Oh, by all means! *Banging golden hammers* Great! I heard you want my arm! E... Or... Kinda... Sss... Without... No! That's it? Goodbye! The MUSH Kingdom... Our kingdom... Will be annihilated. Okay fine. We have a... Goodbye! WE we we we we we we we *Laughing* Who is this guy? Everyone: Timmy! Cranky: No! NO! Give us a second. Give us a second. *Pitched up* *Peach goin
g breserk* *Mario going breserk* *Cranky interrupts* It's a little rood. Deal. You! I'll fight your Princess. *Screaming* ♪ Good morning, Baltimore! ♪ ♪ There's the flasher ♪ ♪ who lives next door! ♪ He's gone! -I'm D
-[Bleep] The enough! Okay, simmer down! Hi, Dad! No, no! ♪ Hey, Dad Look at me! ♪ Wave Back (x2) I heard you want my army! It's what they came here for! Dance in pecks! Dee... I want this to last five seconds! You're welcome, Mario! Mario?: Now you die! Oh my God! It's hideous! Gue
ss you're getting my army! Where's the damn cat? Who's that Pokémon? I'm a cat. *DK.z64 stopped working* Me! Meow! Yow! Yowch. *error* I'm bad! That's good! Oh my God! Okay. Had enough. I hate you. *Aol startup noise* Oh! Yeah! That was incredi-beda-beda-ble, And you just kept beating him senseless! Well, never thought of that as a thing. It's a thing. I had. * Waving and Screaming* Just for the record. Why would you MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS ENOUGH! Enough! Fighting not good. Get inside! The Mushr
oom Kingdom! Is under attack by the evil forces of Link. Lucky for you guys, My ship sails in the morning. We beat him there and beat him senseless. I know. That's why I wonder what's for dinner. *Diddy Kong Racing theme* Overhead voice: Thank you for
pressing the self destruct button. To the Mushroom Planet! And the ultimate showdown. GET OUT OF HERE! Sess Peach? My feet stink. Let's rule the world ♪ forever. ♪ Will you recognize my supremacy? Ah, yes! Get out of my room! I'm playing Minecraft!
We have found Donkey Kong! Who are all those people? I had some friends visiting from out of town. Okay, well don't bring him to the robbery! I can't believe I need to remind everyone about this, but what we're doing here is not exactly legal. Um, the road is about to end. Step on the gas. And buckle up! Here we go! Is this you flirting? You are so embarrassing! Be nice to your baby sister! GUYS I am not a prize to be won! Freshman. It's an ambush! No time! DaVinci Auto Caption:
But that's the
closest time! What?! [gunshots] *idiotic laughter* Split up! My eye! *Mario launching a nuke with a nerf gun* Tell me that didn't happen! I ate my grandma. Going my way? It's raining men! You can't escape me! Blue! Shaaaa! *Song of Healing*
(Not the Ben version) No, Mario! -Help the staircase is eating me!
-Get your clown claws off a me! I think it's time to say so long to Mario. This is your fault! A nalilahlilah I don't want the last thing I hear before I die! I don't- CAAARRREEE!!!!!! Child
singing: ♪ Just keep swimming ♪ *creepy child laughter* You saved my life! I won't tell anyone. Good, please d- BA-A-A-A-A-A Alright, Timmy, go play with your friends. You have to evacuate! *Super Metroid escape theme* Princess? Sis? We lost. And Mario's gone. Bow-wow is coming. I'll buy you some thyme. Evacuate the city! *Super Metroid escape theme* I said- Garugamesh! what... a... woman. You are now in dream level four. Are you in charge here? Yes, I am. No! Wrong! I'm in charge! This says I'm
the top banana. In a world full of hungry little monkeys. *Laughing* *Confused in Peach* I told you that line wouldn't work! You're doing great! Marry me? Why wait? *Screaming* Hello, prisoners! You don't deserve this, but- We're going to the drive-thru! Yay! Except you, you're all heathens. *PANICKING* *Hungry Kirby noises* So this is the end. Being digested by an idiot and overalls. *GULP* Brother isn't gonna- Brother isn't gonna die. Die! Because of you, because of you because of you, you, y
ou. Dad thinking you're a jush. I want my dad thinks I'm a jush too. I've never met your d- But he sounds- Psycho. I feel bad enough. -Smash! -Smash!
-Smash! Monkey, monkey, monkey. *Flangy* I AM MORE THAN A MONKEY *Returning to the pride lands
intensifies* Couldn't have you going out there without your bouquet. The bouquet! It's all mine! *Wedding march hyper-edited* Lower the prison! Huh? Drama. You really thought I'd marry you? I wanna be with you forever! Maybe. Why would you think any of th
is was a good idea? Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. *bowser shows his furry* *laughing* Get your hands off her! Fire! You wanna do this? Yes I do. ♪ this is the ultimate showdown ♪
♪ of ultimate destiny ♪ ♪ good guys bad guys and explosions ♪
♪ as far as the eye can see ♪ *Mario cracking his butt knuckle* What does this do? Helicopter! What the- Weeeeeeeeeeeee The stars are not in position for this tribute. Saving Brooklyn is a bad idea. Loo! Mario! Re
member your breath of fire. Make your pecs dance. You deserve it. No time now! Definitely later. DANCING PECS! Davinci Auto Caption:
Punch the burner bill and destroy the shiitake kingdom! If you keep being mean and greedy, no one will want to be your friend. I don't want any friends. I like being mean and greedy. [Music] [Music] Ma ma miii uh. Oohhhh Ozzyy -Brooklyn?
-And a-Queens Mario??? CAMPING YELLOW
(Hungrybox Popoffs: 5) (Hungrybox faints: 1) MariOOOOOHHHH!!! Oh, I felt that. Did you hone
stly think she'd want you when she had someone like me? *T-rex Roar* DaVinci Auto Caption:
That's a girl. Hey! Don't I get a present, Grandma? You just don't know when to quit. Falcon Kick Loo! Mario! Do you trust me? Yes. Then jump! *Live and Learn
intensifies* Hu? RIP EM TO PIECES ♪ Can you feel LIFE... ♪ ♪ moving through your mind? ♪ Oh Hi Spike! ♪ Looks like he came back for more ♪ So long-ay Bowser *munch* FALCON *with an echo* (Doe, a deer, a female deer) Peaches! Listen, this asisasisa a
picture, sisasisasisasisa chance No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Everybody loves mushrooms, right? He got the blue mushroom. Told you I'd get you a pet turtle? Bad mustache. And Weegie? You're sos. Thanks. Kinda my thing. Thanks, Dad. Bring it in. These are my boys. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Gee, it sure is boring around here. It's hard to find jobs when you're dumb. Once more, from the beginning. Well, I don't show off, Don't criticize. I'm just living by my own feelings. And I won't give i
n. won't compromise. It's me, Mario. Jesus love me COME ON YOU KNOW THE WORDS ♪ It doesn't matter now what happens. ♪ ♪ I will never give up the fight. ♪ ♪ Long as the voice inside drives me
to run and fight. ♪ ♪ It doesn't matter who is wrong
and who is right. ♪ Let's [AGGGHHH] for the soup! For the Soup-Mario-Soup Brothers! ♪ My lonliness is killing me. ♪ ♪ And I. ♪ ♪ I must confess, I still believe! ♪ Hey. We're gonna finish this thing.
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