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[YTP] Peppermint Larry is a joke to everyone

Peppermint Larry prepares to join the Stormalong Fuck-Off, but it all goes downhill when Punsie shows up. I made this youtube poop in either 2016 or 2017 and I still kinda like it, so I'm taking it off private/unlisted. I can't decide whether to say "you're welcome" or "you have my apologies." Now including subtitles, and not those crappy automated ones either. (Songs used, in order of appearance: "The Sound of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel" "Through the Fire and Flames - Dragonforce" "Redneck - Lamb of God" "Gwely Mernans - Aphex Twin" "Let's Get it On - Marvin Gaye")

Siren Heart

2 years ago
(demonic laughter) (demonic laughter becomes normal laughter) Okay, okay! So, a pirate captain died in here the other day. (laughter) That was terrible! (LAUGHING HARDER) (Tim Allen grunt)??? (more laughter) Hey, I got one! (dramatic sting) (dramatic sting) (eyepatch creaks) Peppermint Larry! (eyepatch creaks) (EVEN MORE LAUGHTER) Oh, get outta here, you assholes! (laughter continued) Shit, boy, let's get Jojo back to DIO. Flapjack... That joke you told sucked ass! (somber guitar melody) ♫ Hell
o darkness, my old friend ♫ Joke telling is hard, like fucking PUNSIE MCKALE!!! (POP!) Go fuck yourself, Larry! (rimshot) P- Puh-- WOOOOOOOOOOOOW. N-N-N-N-No! Nooooooo. What's the matter, Peppermint Larry? Are you a pussy? (rimshot) (rimshot) (meow) Or are you a cock? (rimshot) (rimshot) (clucking) (Kill Bill siren plays) Uh-- b-b-b-b-- A cock? (rimshot) (POP!) (cymbals and popping noises) (rimshot) (POP!) (turkey gobbling noises) (SHRIEK) Helloooooo, everybody! What do you call a poopdeck... ..
. that has lollipops in it? My ass. Poop poop a-poop. (clapping) Ladies and gentlemen, I-- Suck my nuts! (rimshot) (laughter) Fuck you, Punsie! Well, if I fuck myself, will you die? (rimshot) (laughter) Take a seat! ♫ SO FAR AWAAAAAY ♫ (audience laughter) I am SERIOUS, McKale! Uh, a- a pirate cap'n walked into Hell the other day... and died. (nervous laughter) Oh no! Wait! He, uh-- he was Punsie McKale! So, I uh... I said... heh heh... I said, "Tickle me ass!" (audibly cringing) Dick! (laughter)
Uuuuuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (clap. clap. clap. clap) Will you fuck bees, or will you fuck my ass? (RIMshot haha get it) (RIMshot haha get it) (the audience laughs at my terrible pun) You ♥ ♥ (Tim Allen grunt)??? You're nuts! (sobbing while audience laughs) Up your ass! Hey Punsie-- Sheesh! Go suck a bad-- A bad-- ... Uhhhhhh... A bad dad! (muffled audience laughing) Hhhhheh. Well, I got somethin' in store for you! Uhhhhh....? (metal song plays) I'LL ARRANGE A RAINBOW ON YOUR PARAAAAADE.
Booooooo! EAT IT! (audience laughing) Are you makin' fun of me? Punsie... I love you. (unnerving ambient music) Hey, we should fuck! Soitenly! (sexy music starts to play) (sexy music playing) Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Puuuuunsiiiiiiiieeeeeee! (sexy music playing) Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Laaaaaaaarryyyyyyyyyyy...

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