everything that you know OCD everything's being
exacerbated because we have multiple social media platforms right it's so crazy well the thing I
have to say that by and large exacerbates my OCD the most is Twitter I mean unbeliev every time
a story breaks I feel like I have to issue an official statement on Twitter No [ __ ] no one
gives a rat's ass about the op-ed Ted talk or goddamn Manifesto you're about to tweet out okay
you're not a pundit you're not a journalist you're not any of thes
e things okay you're tweeting
from your toilet bowl on the Forgotten burrow do you understand me Facebook oh my god oh it's
such an oversharing platform isn't it the other day my friend marked herself safe after she got a
negative pregnancy test I'm like [ __ ] that's not what it's for it's gone to the point point that
I actually have three different personalities on social media three different personalities
that's it there's Facebook Irene she's lovely I do love her she's wonderful she's
bipartisan
she doesn't pick sides she loves everyone you know what I mean there's Instagram Irene she's
bisexual yeah so [ __ ] her oh she is a bisexual [ __ ] do you understand me oh she doesn't pick
sexist she'll [ __ ] anybody do you understand me got a rack displayed with a crucifix what
right in there oh she's hanging out with all the celebrities posturing like this like this
like that that's F that's Instagram you know I aspire to be as happy as Instagram Irene I
got to tell you she'
s having the [ __ ] time of her life real Irene is aggressively
spooning her cat at night delving into a Cardon of Rocky Road ice cream wishing
she was [ __ ] that's what real Irene is doing I just feel bad you know I feel
bad for my husband Steve I do because you know I do and I'll tell you
why because he married Facebook Irene that's who he signed up for she's
lovely altruistic she'll throw out an inspirational quote you just enough
characters that it's in your face Maybe post a nice pic
ture of a cupcake that's
gluten-free because she cares about your dietary restrictions that's that's who
she is she's lovely you know that's who we married so it's a real uh tragedy that he
got stuck with a Twitter Irene that unhinged [ __ ] so I am in a a social uh
media support group I'm trying to quit uh social media we meet
every Monday at 8:00 p.m. on Instagram live so fingers uh crossed
I'm really hoping I'm hoping it works
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