An Insult Comic Meets His Match - Key & Peele

(crowd cheering) All right, thank you sir! All right. All right, how's everybody, how's everybody doin'? (crowd cheering) All right, and you guys can all hear me okay? Yeah! I know this guy can right here, boy this guys ears are so big he's laughing at jokes from the Yuk-Yuk Club all the way on the other side of town. (crowd laughs) All right, hey. And you sir, You're doin' okay? All right. And you're getting enough to eat? Is that even possible? (crowd laughs) Thank you sir. Folks I'm sorry, I'

m gonna get everybody tonight. Nobody is safe, I'm gettin' everybody except for you sir, I'm gonna leave you alone. Just like your date did tonight. Hello! (crowd laughs) All right. Okay who's next? Who is next? Hey ma'am, I get it, you have breasts okay! Jeez I mean look at this chick over here. Her cleavage is giving the Grand Canyon an inferiority complex. (crowd laughs) You skipped me. Who's, who's talking right now? Do me. Yeah hey man, look at that pink shirt you got on there. Wow where'd

you get that? Queer t-shirts.com? (crowd laughs lightly) It's in support of breast cancer awareness. I am gay though. Okay. Go for it. I can take it. Hmm? Oh yeah, yeah, no hey, yeah don't you worry about that man (laughs). Gloves are comin' off! Okay. Right there, right there. What's with the three drinks man? Alcoholic much? (crowd laughs) This is my pain medication. Of fuckin' course it is. It's your pain medication 'cause he is in pain. Right now. Make fun of the burns. (sighs nervously) Mak

e fun of the, what did, what you say? Because here's the problem sir, is it's really dark in here, and sorry are you burned? 'Cause I can't make it out. Thanks so much ma'am for illuminating him. Thank you. That's, I appreciate that. Oh (laughs) those burns? Make fun of the robot voice. Sir, I don't know... Come on, I can take it. Okay well nah you know what? I feel like-- Or the wheelchair. Look sir, there is nothing funny about you being in a wheelchair, and we can all-- Oh, but there is somet

hing funny about me being fat? All right, no, all right fine, fine. I've got, I've got it. I'm doing it, I'm doing it. I just didn't wanna go after this guy 'cause I didn't want him to kill me in my dreams. Like, like Freddy Kruger. (crowd gasps) - [Man] Oh come on. Cause he, no? You know, cause you know how Freddy Kruger's, his face is burned off? That's not... (robotic sobbing) You asshole! He said he could take it! That's what he said! I thought I could but I can't. How is this on me? How do

we even know if he's crying right now? (robotic sobbing) (crowd booing) Well I don't know, that sound it just sounds like an electronic sound. I mean-- The tears. They burn. (crowd booing) He said he could take it! (crowd cheers)