[HOOTING] [BIRDS CAWING] GOOD DAY TO YOU,
MA'AM. I WANT NO TROUBLE. JUST LET ME GO
ABOUT MY BUSINESS. I HAVE NO MONEY
TO GIVE YOU. MONEY? WHY WOULD
I WANT MONEY? TELL ME YOUR NAME,
AND GO ON YOUR WAY! I--I'M RORY O'DONOGHUE,
MA'AM. MY MOTHER SENT ME
WITH THESE SOCKS TO A MERCHANT IN
THE TOWN OF MACROOM. MMM, AND FINE
SOCKS THEY ARE. WOULD YOU GIVE
ME A PAIR FOR TWO FRESH FISH,
CAUGHT NOT AN HOUR AGO? NO, NO! MOTHER SENT AN INVOICE. THE MERCHANT KNOWS HOW
MANY SOCKS THERE ARE. HA! YOU FEAR YOUR
O
WN SHADOW,
LITTLE SHOPKEEPER! SO? YOU GO TO MACROOM? YOU'LL BE WALKING
THROUGH THE DARK OF NIGHT. IS IT THAT FAR? IT IS SO. BUT YOU'LL GET A BED
FOR THE NIGHT IN THE GLEN. MUCH OBLIGED
TO YOU, MA'AM. IT'S A SAD THING INDEED TO BE SO OLD, SO SOON,
RORY O'DONOGHUE. [WOLF HOWLING] I DIDN'T SEE THAT BEFORE. HELLO? GOD BLESS THE HOUSE... ANYBODY HOME? I'M NOT TRESPASSING... I'M JUST A... A TRAVELER... LOOKING FOR SHELTER
AND A MEAL. IS THERE ANYBODY-- AAGH! AAGH! OH, GOD,
HELP ME, MA'AM. I'M SORRY! [
LAUGHS] MERCY ME! A VISITOR! INDEED, YOU ARE WELCOME,
RORY O'DONOGHUE. THAT IS YOUR NAME.
ISN'T IT? HA HA HA! HOW DID YOU KNOW? SO, AFTER YOUR
LONG WALK... YOU ARE READY TO EAT? OH, YES,
THANK YOU, MA'AM. BUT I CAN'T
PAY YOU MUCH... JUST TWO PENNIES. MONEY?! DO YOU TAKE
ME FOR A MISER? I DON'T WANT
YOUR MONEY! HA HA! SUPPER! SUPPER FOR OUR GUEST! THE BEST THE HOUSE
HAS TO OFFER. NOW, HA HA... BEFORE YOU EAT,
RORY O'DONOGHUE, IT IS THE CUSTOM
OF THIS HOUSE THAT YOU TELL A STORY... A STORY? I'M SO
RRY... I DON'T KNOW ANY. WHAT NONSENSE! EVERY BOY HAS
A STORY TO TELL! MOTHER AND I JUST WORK. WE--WE DON'T
LISTEN TO STORIES. I MUST HAVE A STORY. NO ONE EATS UNLESS
THEY TELL A TALE THAT WOULD MAKE YOUR
HEART STOP WITH FRIGHT. OH! OH, MA'AM,
I'M SORRY. IF YOU WON'T SPEAK, I'LL HAVE NO MORE
TO DO WITH YOU. GET OUT!
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! AND NEVER LET
ME SEE YOU EVER AGAIN! [PANTING] Man: I ARREST YOU,
RORY O'DONOGHUE, FOR THE POACHING OF
THESE FINE SALMON... OH, NO, SIR! THEY ARE NOT SALMON.
THE
Y ARE SOCKS... KNITTED BY MY MOTHER
FOR A MERCHANT IN MACROOM. BUT I HAD NO STORY TO TELL; AND THAT UGLY OLD
CRONE THREW ME OUT! ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! JUST TAKE THIS LETTER
FROM THE SHERIFF OF CORK TO THE LORD MAYOR
IN DUBLIN! BUT, SIR... I DON'T KNOW
THE ROAD TO DUBLIN... OF COURSE YOU DO! TAKE IT, AND GO. RUN! RUN! I'LL GO, SIR! I WILL! AH, THERE YOU ARE,
RORY O'DONOGHUE. I'LL PAY YOU 5 PENCE
A POUND FOR THE SALMON. OH, NO, SIR. THEY'RE NOT SALMON. THEY'RE SOCKS... KNITTED BY MY MOTHER
FOR A M
ERCHANT IN MACROOM. BUT I HAD NO STORY TO TELL. AND THAT OLD
CRONE THREW ME OUT! NOW I'VE A LETTER FOR
THE LORD MAYOR IN DUBLIN! DUBLIN?! ISN'T THAT
A PIECE OF LUCK? YOU CAN GO WITH
OUR DONKEY. HE HAS AN APPOINTMENT
WITH HIS LAWYER. HE KNOWS THE ROAD WELL. GO ON. THAT'S IT... YOU'LL BE
ALL RIGHT WITH HIM. THANK YOU, SIR! THANK YOU VERY MUCH. SLOW DOWN! I'M REALLY
NOT IN A RUSH! NO NEED TO GO SO FAST! HOLD ON THERE! WHOA, NELLY!
SLOW DOWN! STOP! THIS ISN'T
THE ROAD TO DUBLIN! LET ME OFF! AAGH! WH
Y DID YOU DO THAT? BECAUSE I WANT TO
SEE THAT LETTER. IT MAY AFFECT
MY LEGAL POSITION! THE LORD MAYOR'S LETTER? OY! STOP! HEY, YOU, FOX!
COME BACK WITH THAT! YOU CAN'T READ THAT, FOX! THE DONKEY SHOULD
READ IT FIRST. COME BACK,
YOU THIEVING FOX! I AM RESPONSIBLE
FOR THAT! WHAT WILL THE MAYOR SAY IF I DON'T BRING HIS
LETTER TO DUBLIN?! I'LL SEE YOU, FOX! YOU WON'T GET AWAY FROM ME! WELL DONE,
MASTER FOX. Rory: PLEASE, SIR,
STOP THAT FOX. HE HAS TAKEN
SOMETHING OF MINE. AH, RORY, MY BOY! YOU MAY H
AVE
THE LETTER FOR TWO OF THOSE
FINE SALMON. THEY'RE NOT SALMON.
THEY'RE SOCKS! BUT I HAD NO STORY. AND THAT OLD CRONE
THREW ME OUT! WONDERING IN THE NIGHT,
I GOT A LETTER FOR THE MAYOR OF DUBLIN. BUT THE DONKEY DROPPED
ME IN THE BOG AND YOUR FOXY DOG
STOLE THE LETTER. A LIKELY YARN! CAN YOU SINK,
RORY O'DONOGHUE? IF NOT, YOU'D
BETTER SWIM! NO, NO, SIR!
I CAN'T SWIM! I NEVER HAD TIME TO LEARN. [RUMBLING] AAGH! NO! NO, I'LL DROWN! HELP! OH, PLEASE, LET ME IN! IT'S NOT FAIR! I'M MORE IMPORTANT
THA
N A MONKEY! OH, NO, NO! [STRAINING] SO SORRY! THOSE ARE NICE SALMON,
RORY O'DONOGHUE THEY'RE NOT SALMON.
THEY'RE SOCKS! BUT I HAD NO STORY TO TELL. AND THAT OLD CRONE
THREW ME OUT! WONDERING
IN THE NIGHT-- ENOUGH! WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT
UP BEFORE WE DROWN! HOP UP ON MY BACK! [RORY STRAINING] Rory: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! I'M FLYING! CORRECTION:
I'M FLYING. YOU'RE CATCHING
A FREE RIDE, SO BE POLITE. OH, YES, SIR.
I WILL BE. HEY! I KNOW THIS PLACE. THIS IS WHERE I LIVE! MOTHER! MOTHER!
IT'S ME, RORY! I
'M HOME! OH, SON! WHAT HAPPENED? DID THEY TRICK YOU?!
OR ROB YOU?! AND WHY HAVE YOU SALMON
INSTEAD OF SOCKS?! OH, MOTHER,
THEY ARE THE SOCKS! BUT I HAD NO STORY, AND THE OLD CRONE
THREW ME OUT! THEN-- STOP! HAVE YOU NO SHAME? MY OWN SON
TELLING STORIES WHILE I KNIT
NIGHT AND DAY! I'M SORRY, MOTHER,
BUT IT'S TRUE! THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTED... A STORY! ENOUGH! SEND HIM
BACK TO THE SOCKS! I'VE 19 PAIRS TO KNIT
BEFORE NIGHTFALL. NO! AAGH! AAGH! AAGH! OW! [SCREAMS] THE DEVIL MEND YOU! YOU'RE THE BOY
WIT
H NO STORY! HOW DARE YOU COME BACK
WITH YOUR ROTTEN SALMON! NO! NOT SALMON!
THEY'RE SOCKS! YOU THREW ME OUT BECAUSE... Man: ♪ 'TWASN'T LEMONS,
'TWAS LOCKS ♪ ♪ 'TWASN'T CUCKOOS,
'TWAS CLOCKS ♪ ♪ 'TWASN'T SALMON, 'TWAS SOCKS ♪ ♪ I CAME INTO A HOUSE ♪ ♪ THAT WASN'T A HOUSE AT ALL ♪ ♪ SILENT AS A MOUSE ♪ ♪ WOMAN AGAINST THE WALL ♪ ♪ TERRIBLE UGLY CRONE ♪ ♪ WOULDN'T LET ME ALONE ♪ ♪ ASKED ME FOR A STORY ♪ ♪ SAID MY NAME WAS RORY ♪ ♪ RORY, RORY ♪ ♪ WHAT'S THE STORY? ♪ ♪ COME BACK AND TALK
WITH ME, BOY
♪ ♪ COME BACK AND TALK WITH ME ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU'VE A STORY TO TELL ♪ ♪ WANDERIN' IN THE NIGHT ♪ ♪ I GOT A TERRIBLE FRIGHT ♪ ♪ I BUMPED INTO A GUARD ♪ ♪ TRAVELIN' DOWN THE YARD ♪ ♪ GUARD GAVE ME A LETTER ♪ ♪ THINGS WERE
GETTING BETTER ♪ ♪ FROM THE SHERIFF OF CORK ♪ ♪ TO THE MAYOR OF DUBLIN ♪ ♪ IT WASN'T SALMON,
'TWAS SOCKS ♪ ♪ I WAS GOIN' A PEDDLING ♪ ♪ RORY, RORY ♪ ♪ WHAT'S THE STORY? ♪ ♪ I TOOK A DONKEY RIDE ♪ ♪ TILL THE DONKEY SHIED ♪ ♪ DROPPED ME IN THE BOG ♪ ♪ THEN MET THE FOXY DOG ♪ ♪ FOXY TOO
K THE LETTER ♪ ♪ I WAS GETTING WETTER ♪ ♪ WENT INTO A CAVE ♪ ♪ CAME UPON THE WAVE ♪ ♪ HAPPENED ON NOAH'S ARK ♪ ♪ A ZOO ABOARD A BARQUE ♪ ♪ RORY, RORY ♪ ♪ WHAT'S THE STORY? ♪ ♪ AH, I WAS GETTING FEEBLE ♪ ♪ TILL I MET THE EAGLE ♪ ♪ TOOK ME ON HIS BACK ♪ ♪ I BEGAN TO CRACK ♪ ♪ TEARING THROUGH THE SKY ♪ ♪ THE KING OF THE BIRDS AND I ♪ ♪ LOOKED DOWN ON A HOUSE ♪ ♪ SMALLER THAN A MOUSE ♪ ♪ THOUGHT I SAW MY MOTHER ♪ ♪ SCREAMIN' BLOODY MURDER ♪ ♪ RORY, RORY ♪ ♪ WHAT'S THE STORY? ♪ ♪ I DROPPED INTO A HOU
SE ♪ ♪ THAT NOBODY EVER BUILT ♪ ♪ FRIGHTENED AS A MOUSE ♪ ♪ I THOUGHT THAT
I'D BE KILLED ♪ ♪ SHE FELL OFF HER SEAT,
SWORE I WOULDN'T EAT ♪ ♪ SAID MY NAME WAS RORY ♪ ♪ TOLD A CRAZY STORY ♪ ♪ RORY, RORY ♪ ♪ WHAT'S THE STORY? ♪ ♪ COME BACK AND TALK
TO ME, BOY ♪ ♪ COME BACK AND TALK TO ME ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU'VE A STORY TO TELL ♪ THAT WAS A WONDERFUL
TALE YOU TOLD,
RORY O'DONOGHUE. YOU MUST BE TIRED... I'LL GO FIX YOUR BED.
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Can you upload shelley duvall's bedtime stories series please