Bhai...Bhootiya | Episode 01 | Glamora Entertainment

Guys, I'm going to the rest room. -Hey brother. -What? Don't take too long. Don't get busy on your phone in the bathroom. Hey, look up. Oh you, look here. Here, man! Look behind you. Can't you see? You must be really happy that I died. I won't leave so easily. Are you... Meysam? Yeah. But... I bathed you, buried you, prayed on your grave and then came here. You died, didn't you? Who are you? Yeah that was me, and this is me too. Then... Then who am I? -You are an idiot. -Yes that I am. Everyone

is an idiot, you are one too. I used to be an idiot, but now I am a ghost! And I have come now to catch the rascal who did the areal firing. He did so wrong, we'll catch him for sure. Means you... -Who are you talking to? -Me? I... actually I... Babes... Me? Was I talking to someone? Oh! So she has started coming home too? Man, you were just waiting for me to die, don't you? Were you talking to someone over the phone? Phone? No, I've got no phone. I wasn't talking to anyone. You were talking to

your brother, weren't you, Naveed? How can I talk to my brother? He is dead. You are still in shock. See, I know you miss your brother very much but now that he has expired, I want to tell you something. -Your brother was so gray. -What? -Meysam was gay? -No! Why would I say that? He was not gay. I said he was gray. He was gray? No, he was brown! No, gray means he was crazy, like in Gen-Z lingo. Yes, yes, he is crazy. Yeah. You know what? He stalked me every where. What? He always used to look a

t me in a different way. What way? The dirty way? Like Prem Chopra, Ranjeet, -like Shafqat Cheema, in a dirty way? -In every way. Be it Facebook or Instagram, he used to stalk me everywhere. Liking every picture, commenting on every post. He used to tell me, you look so hot today. People call me Meysam but you call me tonight. And I was like, I am your brother's girlfriend, not yours. Oh my God! And you know what? Whenever he used to look at me it was so yikes. Meysam! You dog, I am going to suc

k your blood out. But how am I going to do that now? So bad! It's okay, just stay close to me like this. I am going to save you from all the dirty stares of this world. Let me take my revenge first, but how? -Meysam! -Hey! Where did he go? You are stalking my girlfriend? Don't you have any shame? She is going to be your sister in law one day. How are you going to face her, you ghost? You don't call it stalking. -I was just filtering. -You...! I already had a doubt that she is having an affair wi

th someone. Oh! This means, that my Sadia, Natasha, Tina, Mina, who suddenly disappeared from my life it was all because of you? You were responsible. You were a curse when you were alive and you are still a curse after you died. Go ahead, keep taunting, of course when you get a girl you will forget your brother. Go ahead, man, be happy. You will be thankful to me. You... Naveed! -What are you doing here? -Actually.. No, actually... Hey, how are you doing? By the way, is this your grandpa's port

rait? Ah! Yes, of course. Quite resembling. Yeah he is smart like I am, of course. -Fact. But for me he's a GOAT. -What? You are calling my grandpa a goat? Don't you have any shame? Baby! Why would I say that? GOAT means greatest of all times. Oh! Greatest of all time? Man, you are so backward. I did my graduation from a very desi university but it was number one in Pakistan. No cap, Naveed, literally no cap. No cap? Why would I wear a cap? Who wears a cap inside the house? Man, where do you com

e from? Are you a human or a ghost? Man, what do you want? What is it? -Do you want me to do it again? -No, please, not again. It hurts so much, no! Come, come here. Do you want some tea? With rusks? -Biscuit? -Yeah, biscuit. Let me feed you butter too. Mr. Ejaz, careful Mr. Ejaz. A bit more in, Mr. Ejaz. Shugufta! Shugufta! -Shaggy! -Yeah? You keep sleeping on the sofa all day long like a lazy bum. You sleep under the table, or on the sofa, or on the bed. Are you the owner of this house or a se

rvant? Look, according to my education, I ought to be the owner of this house. -How? -Because I used to get more A's. Oh really? Then let's do one thing, you be the master and I'll be the servant for today. Please tell me what shall I do for you? I am your slave, I am your salve-girl, please let me know what shall I do for you? -Get lost from here! -Hey! Go die somewhere. Go and clean my car windshield. There is poop on it everyday. If I see poop again on that windshield, I am going to clean it

with your nose and make your face look like poop. Now get lost! I pay him 15000 rupees per month. Do you want me to serve you a slap in a plate or a tray? A plate would do, why would you use a tray for such a small slap? Are you my master or servant? Go get me a cup of tea, I've got a headache. Go, you're my servant. -Who will get the tea? -The servant. Oh, okay. Servant! -Servant. -Servant. You are the servant. -Oh, I'm the servant? -Yeah. You could have said it gently too. Why are you shouting

? -Will you go now or shall I... -Easy! Listen to me carefully, I don't say anything to you out of respect. Talk to me with respect too. One tea and a potato paratha please. Easy, I'm not your dad's servant. Potato paratha? Am I your mom? Did I raise you, did I give you birth? Please get me a cup of tea and a potato paratha. -I'll get you tea only. -Potato... -Biscuit. -Rusk. -Make it a mince samosa. -Okay fine. Half of it. -And don't you ask me for ketchup. -I'm going to... Easy! Tell me one th

ing, between you and me, are you the owner of this house? Yeah. What's wrong? It's all camera trick, you should do a character of some gardener or something. -Where is my gun... -I'm going, I'm going! -Where is my gun! -I'm going! Where the hell is my gun? Man, what the hell are you? You drop from the sky or emerge from the ground. I think one day you are going to emerge from inside me. The day that happens, you won't be able to stand that day. So, what can I do for you? -Ask him to get me a cup

of tea too. -Oh, really? Tea? Where are you going to drink it from? From my mouth. Where do you drink it from? I drink it from my mouth but it goes inside my stomach. But you are a ghost, it's going to spill out from so many holes. -You'll wipe it then. -Oh come on, get lost. Hello? -Do you want me to shock you again? -No, no! Anything else with that? Get some potato parathas too. I'll get some, but please no shocks. It hurts a lot. Shaggy! Please get some potato parathas, please do. Don't say

no. Have you ever heard that a brother gives shocks to his brother? I just wanted to ask if you are going to stay here now? What did you think? I am going to stay at the graveyard? I'm a ghost, not a fool. Dad's bungalow is like a palace, I am going to stay here forever. Really? But I thought you died and I own the house now. I will sell it, get a student visa and go to UK for studies. And I won't let that happen. Why wouldn't you? How dare you? What would you do? What would I do? Here you go. S

o, baby! What have you decided? I thought you understood the assignment. Assignment? What assignment, baby? Well, that you are going to sell this house and then we are going to go abroad. Naveed! Is there anyone else too besides us? No, no, not at all. No, there is no one else besides us here. I'm really scared, Naveed. Naveed, you're lying to me, I'll be ghost with you. Ghost? What ghost? Are you going to die or am I? Ghost, how? If you stare at me like this again I'm going to slap you and brea

k your jaw. You could have said it gently too. If you'll stare at me like this again, I'm going to slap you and break your jaw. Thanks, please eat. Please start. Paratha? -Just ate it. -Who did? -You did. -How? -With the mouth. -Whose mouth? -With your own mouth. -With my own mouth? See, you've got oil on your hand. It's from the paratha, isn't it? Yeah, but... I'll get another one. I ate the paratha? Amazing. Let's eat now. Another paratha? You ate it right now. I ate this one too? Aren't you a

ware of what you are eating and drinking? Have you lost your mind? The table ate it. It has holes in it, a hand comes out eats the paratha and then disappears. You have got oil on your other hand too. My God! How can someone eat so much? Eat this, and this, and this too. You fatso stuff yourself, eat the walls too. It... it moved. Yeah, the chair moved, you didn't eat the paratha, there are holes and hands coming out from them to eat parathas. You are mad, have you started taking drugs or someth

ing? I do but it doesn't last for more than 3-4 hours. What? Are you on drugs? -You do drugs in this house? -No I don't do drugs? I don't do drugs. A paratha. Where is it getting out from that I don't feel I've eaten it? You ate two parathas? Do you have a stomach or a football field? It's a ghost's stomach. Here, you eat it, do you want some tea? Hey! Shaggy! What's wrong, why are you showing attitude after having parathas, that too two of them. Must have enjoyed them, haven't you? -When did I

eat two parathas? -You ate them with your mouth. I saw you eating them with my eyes. Why are you doubting that you didn't eat them? You're my brother aren't you? -Paratha, paratha... -Listen! Listen to me. Go to the kitchen, boil some water, put some tea in it, add some milk make some tea and bring it here. We'll both drink it and enjoy. -We both? -Yeah. I have noticed that with time, since big brother has left, you are trying to get too close to me. -It's not allowed! -Please go. -Come on. -I'm

not going. -Please go. -You make it yourself. -You make it this time. -Come on. I slept late last night. Okay, I'm going. I'm going. -I'm going. -I'm going. You are the same like I left you. Why aren't you leaving? You are dead why aren't you leaving then? Do you want me to pray so that you leave? Do one thing, go to my grave, it's too hot there, get an AC installed there. Really? Anything else? -Do you want me to put a freezer too? -I have come here for the AC. Why not, why not. Just go, leave

me alone. I won't leave so easily. -Naveed! -Oh, grandma! ♪ You are The One, You are the wrath ♪ ♪ Get us rid of the ghost ♪ ♪ You are The One, You are the wrath ♪ ♪ Get us rid of the ghost ♪ ♪ The ghosts have brought here everything ♪ ♪ The ghosts have brought here everything ♪