Biden, Trump, and Obama Argue About Star Wars

so Barack you never told me how you like my Christmas card holy Joe are you off your meds again Michelle freaked out when she received a picture of you in a spaghetti stained wife beater Wheat Thin strewn across the ground the caption reading and I quote these crackers have never tasted so good come on man I wrote your name on the envelope your wife should know better I thought you would get a kick out of the old two-tone wham bam shang-a-lang no need to make me feel bad about it you know it was

n't that long ago that I was your boss Jesus Christ Joe you worked for me seriously take your pills and snap back to reality Donald will be here any minute Donald why is he joining the call you scheduled this whole thing my guy you said something about wanting to discuss one of your favorite movies oh yeah that's Star Wars hello gentlemen I heard we're talking about Star Wars today Rumor Has It sleepy Joe is in love with the Last Jedi oh that Donald you know I can't stand that new school stuff J

ohnson had his head so far up his ass making your mom jokes within the first five minutes that Cracker Jack dogfaced pony soldier needs to stick to his murder mystery you know that jives out and stay the hell away from Star Wars totally agreed you nailed it Joe whoa whoa whoa hold up homies I thought the Last Jedi was one of the strongest films in the franchise no way get out of here with that woke Barack those purple-haired lesbians driving the spaceships the meaningless side plots and don't ev

en get me started on that amorphous Carrie Fisher blob floating through space it was a total disservice total disservice but I really loved how fresh the story felt and how Johnson tried to take the franchise in a New Direction I even thought most of the comedy was funny of course you would you lost every funny bone in your body while you were busy carpet bombing kids Barack cool it Don I won't pardon your sorry ass if you keep popping off sleepy Joe's off his meds again I bet he can't even reme

mber what movie we're talking about that's it Jack I'm Coming For You 1v1 me Modern Warfare 2 TDM rust dragoonov only Joe I'm gonna cook your ass faster than you cook that spaghetti on Christmas cap now let me be clear you got one of those Christmas cards too Donnie No Cap homie Christmas cards I never got one shut the up Joe you can't remember I'm gonna have to agree with Donald on this one Joe you need to take a nap or what or I'll keep complaining that we can't stay on topic I still haven't h

eard what your favorite Star Wars film is all I know is that it's not the Last Jedi my favorite Star Wars shut the up Donnie I like the last one the last what not the last Jedi you mean the last one in the original trilogy Return of the Jedi no the one with the big space battle the Emperor Palpatine our 2D2 c3pos you know well that could be quite a few of the movies Joe Joe did you mean the last Star Wars movie you saw the last Star Wars movie I saw was the Skywalker one me that's your favorite

I think I'm gonna kill myself you all need to shut the up and let me have an opinion I can't talk to this senile old cucklord for much longer he has terrible taste you can say that again anyone who enjoyed that endless fan service pandering soulless corpo circle jerk deserves a cap in their ass no cap back in my day we went to see movies with clear good guys and bad guys and the good guys did good stuff and beat the bad guys and the laughs were funny the action was fast and it made sense when yo

u left and went home light him up Barack he's totally lost it copy that