Christmas lights on boats and sail them through the harbor the whole town can come there's a Santa they do Hanukkah too which is nice cuz let's just say the yach club didn't know he's to Hanukkah anyway it's going to be great yeah and I can't wait to try out my I'm breing of a white crispas sliders with brie and crispy onions it's kind of complicated I might be nervous and trying too hard no I'm actually not sure why the Y Club asked us to do this I mean the other restaurants they invited are pr
etty impressive and where are us it's a little strange right not strange pretty strange strangely pretty I mean how does the yach club even know about us the person I've been coordinating with wasn't sure stop looking for reasons to worry Bob I'm just not used to good stuff happening think of it like a gift from Santa if Santa brings something nice you don't ask questions you take it and keep your mouth shut yeah I do not want to know where Santa gets all that stuff the elves Workshop that's up
front hey Bob hey Trev happy Holidays happy holidays okay bye zo one ah good one Jimmy I get it humiliating and dominating me well you were ask him for it by standing there Jimmy all right come on kids let's go give Trevis dignity you don't need pants Trev not with those knees hello can I help you yeah we're uh Caterers for the yacht parade Caterers you'll be setting up in the marina please go around the building inside is for members only members as in wieners excuse me nothing well we'll go ar
ound thank you look at ass going around a yach club afternoon Mr President good afternoon wait uh that was the club president could I speak to him I'm just curious how you guys picked us the president's really busy right now good for him Bob come on we got to set up um okay try not to step on the ground too much thank you oh ho ho Hello friends hey Teddy it's me Teddy oh you all know that's disappointing somehow so you're the Yacht Club Santa yeah I I was doing some work at the club and they ask
ed me the guy they were going to use got in shape this year to quote unquote stay alive longer he lost my gain right guys mhm well congrats got to admit I'm nervous I mean I'm on the Santa scooter me I'm the guy on the Santa scooter what's the Santa scooter what's the Santa scooter the last yacht in the yacht parade we come right up to the dock and I step off with a big bag of fancy presents donated by club members fancy what now and I go over and I get welcomed by the mayor the Mayor Bob the ma
yor the mayor I heard them ly and then I hand out presents to kids on the do but I don't know if I have what it takes to be Santa the guy's so organized with that list and the checking it twice and those Rosy Cheeks my cheeks even Rosy there readyy Telly about those presents uhhuh some really nice stuff dollies action figures doing all types of actions intriguing what else one member owns a remote control car company and he donated a few cars from his private reserve they go just a little too fa
st how fast R it into your foot at full speed you're losing the toil holy crap I want that but the good stuff's going to run out after that it's just a bunch of erases donated by defense lawyer they say we make your mistakes go away way sounds like a great lawyer and a bad present if you want a good present you better get in line early all those kids are waiting already Mom Dad it's been real Louise kids now yeah sorry guys we didn't know about the whole present thing and we need your help prepp
ing the sliders the recipe is pretty involved oh my God there's free presents for kids and what are we that's right we're kids teen kids some of us and Jean kids but it's also fun to work with your family and get presents in 2 days at regular people Christmas no it isn't sorry we love you no you don't all right we better get set up good luck Teddy hey for the rest of the night call me Santa okay I'll try I'll try what I'll try Santa maybe your eyes could light up like a child's when you said Ted
dy yep I'm going to go bye guys oh what a night we got twinkly lights floaty boats the mayor's going to be here yeah I still don't get why you love the mayor so much because he's got that walk he's like I'm the mayor look at me help him my commun uhhuh oh uh Mr uh uh president man sorry I I don't know you name Mr President man is fine oh okay do you have a second not really we're doing a little ceremony later for tonight's vendors like yourself and I need to prepare my remarks which is what I ca
ll the drinks I'm going to have well I'll be quick uh my name is Bob Bel this is my family hi my le I was wondering uh how did you hear about us well like all the vendors you came highly recommended by someone in our yachting Community you see Bob it's not the crazy evil Planet someone out to get you somehow who recommended us H who was that hey look out expensive boat coming through oh that's right it was Jimmy pesto Jimmy pesto he took out a second mortgage for this Jos oh God it is the crazy
evil plan of someone out to get me somehow by Linda this is a trap great a festive Christmas trap with my family a [Music] family oh Jimmy I knew this job was too good to be true Bob don't be paranoid he's coming over here great we're going to check out the gift situation no kids you got a prep we finished huh already it's a Christmas miracle and also we went really fast and don't look too closely at our work need anything else or you're good you're good you're good hey hey look who it is the Gh
ost of Christmas fart ghost you recommended us for this Jimmy yeah the president and I are bro buddies he needed vendors so I threw out some names he's definitely going to have to make you a member now hey I am a member practically top of the wait list up top down low no but Christmas so you did this out of the goodness of your heart yeah this a season right right uh but why don't you just worry about your tiny burgers Bob ah CU sliders are small why don't you have a booth Jimmy I got a mingle I
mean these are my people could be if you get in we you listen I know you're up to something Jimmy do you hear me he's fine happy holidays H so many kids in line yep we're getting erasers we're eraser children sweet siblings we won't be waiting in line waiting is for people who aren't close personal friends with Santa about to board the old Santa Schooner huh Teddy I mean Santa Santa how you feeling still nervous I thought I was having a heart attack but I wasn't great great so you know we've al
ways thought of you as kind of a father figure mixed with an uncle with a splash of stranger just enough to keep it interesting wow okay so Uncle father Santa Teddy you've got a yacht full of presents to give to kids and we are kids so why don't you go on the yacht grab a Primo gift or three and um do what Santa does best fly no I'm saying give some gifts to us oh would s to do that what about those kids waiting in line for hours some of them yeah Louise what about the kids waiting in line serio
usly don't talk to us about waiting in line okay we've been waiting in line all our lives FR you've seen what it's like for us Uncle father Santa Teddy in our so-called house you don't have to do it Uncle Santa father uh sorry I forgot your title Tina oh what would Santa do what would he do I'm sorry kids I feel weird about this I got to go not because I have nervous diarrhea hey does this yacht have a toilet and not because I have nervous diarrhea G now we're are we going to do go back and work
and try to make the best of what little we have well that's a sad thing to hear a kid say at Christmas time hey G don't worry about us you enjoy yourself oh I'm enjoying myself I'm having craft beers and chicken sa and craft beers it's okay I'm not driv I took my dinghy I took my dinghy too let's get back to the booth but let's take the long avoiding work way bye Gus bye kids oh what do we have here another drink ticket Merry Christmas to Gus oh my God I just had a brain thought what if the may
or tries one of our Burgers uhhuh they'll love it I still be hanging out in the restaurant asking us advice on City stuff where to put buildings and whatnot I always thought there should be one right over there what is he up to what what who Jimmy I know he's got something up his stupid sleeve he wants to embarrass me then high five all his rich friends Bob you're being crazy anyway Jimmy wants to impress the yach people he's not going to do some dumb prank wait you're right yeah that's why Jimm
y brought Trev he he he's going to make Trev do it and then uh Jimmy keeps his hands clean I'll be back Bobby no don't go stting something it's yatas it's time for truth Glenn it's truth o' clock he's okay he's married he's a yacht mess look it's Bob hey Trev whatever Bob H Jimmy's not around do you have to talk like that uh yeah I have social anxiety Bob okay uh listen I know you and Jimmy have something planned probably something stupid and awful but you shouldn't do it how'd you know about th
at so there is something what what is it Bob stop breathing on Trev I know you're up to something Jimmy Trev just admitted it what I didn't whatever it is you're not getting me tonight Jimmy I'll loosen up will you especially your belt cuz of your body body so M Tre come on there's a yacht over here with a dirty name classic I love names well none of it's going to work Jimmy and I don't even have a belt it's elastic and it fits fine sort of wait loosen your belt so yes that's it he wants to pant
s me in front of rich people that monster not this time though Jimmy this time it's going to be your [Laughter] pants we like to keep this walkway clear oh I'm sorry you're still on it oh okay uh thank you here thank you oh look at the boats all lit up here you go stocking stuff up in your mouth stuff it in a good way pop what are you doing I'm using bungee cords to make myself impossible to pants yeah Mom what's it look like he doing listen I know you thought this job was too good to be true an
d yeah the Jimmy think's weird but you got to get a grip I have a grip a firm grip on my pants that's my guy I'm worried about that I'm worried it took him this long to figure out he looks great in bungee cords guys do you see what I see it's Gus yep that's Gus all right so you just want us to watch Gus for a little bit come in no his boat he can take us to the Santa Schooner Follow My Lead uh mom where is exhausted we need a break and a foot rub but we'll get to that later oh uh Bob can we mana
ge without the kids wait I could run another bunch of CT under my crotch oh yeah you've got this fine if you see the mayor tell them about our mayor special is it smothered in mayor n now it is I'm going to tell the mayor I thought of that gosh buddy children looks like someone's got a date with that salty last the sea oh yep going home to the ocean just kidding I live in a house wait we need to get out to that yacht over there what one was Santa barfing off the side that's the one we need to uh
get barf medicine to him We're doctor's damn good ones nope nope we're not she's not we are hey I know what this is you kids want to go on that Santa scooter and get the pick of the litter what no it's okay I get it I always kind of wanted to take down Santa it's the ultimate Heist hop in don't try that will you oh wait got that one oh god let's go let's go Bob Parade's almost over and what do you know no one's tried to pant you huh I mean that's true testing testing I love to yach I live to ya
cht My Yacht is hot a yacht A Lot sound okay thank you everyone for coming to the yacht Miss yacht parade tonight we give members of the community a chance to get to know us we're more than just tan happy faces on a yacht sailing past you we're your bosses and neighbors depending on where you live and to show our appreciation for you our neighbors let's have our community food vendors come up here on stage of course it's happening now what excuse me sir can you follow me this is it Linda I can f
eel it oh you and Jimmy and you stupid penis fights I wish you could both just the mayor there he is Sir is there a reason you're not coming with me Bob you're going to be so close to the mayor give him this oh and ask him if he'd want to start a podcast with a sassy mom uh and it's called the mayor show with mayor and Linda all right Jimmy let's pant how does this work Gus do you just toss us into the yacht pirates use pulls to attach ropes to to the side where do you keep your pirate PS Gus th
ere's a ladder uh never mind there's no ladder let's go back no I see it that's a ladder come on no okay I'll wait here and hold this thing that you said wasn't a ladder say Cayman Islands uh- uhuh stay back Jimmy huh when's it going to happen What don't worry about it pop pop mayor I know Burger I'll give it to him Linda don't yell at me and smile TR Trev Trev I see you oh wait just walk behind someone tall now I see you [Music] again okay they're already wrapped so we're going to have to shake
him to find the good stuff then if one sounds like it's got a dangerous tiny car inside send it my way what if Teddy sees us he already said we can't have presents before the other kids Teddy's not going to see us oh hey kids Teddy buddy pal what are you doing here what this isn't our boat Teddy any chance you didn't see us don't even think think about it Trev what what the hell don't you tell Trev not to think about it think about it Trev I know what you're up to just chill out don't touch me
stop it stop it this is a yacht club not a golf course what's your problem po as if you don't know Jimmy oh B no wait the maze Burger where's the burger no oh God there's bun cords everywhere BBY stupid stup YouTu get them out this is what happens when you open your doors to the boatless I mean uh who's psyched for Santa yesh you kids were going to take the gifts that's not so nice look if we could have waited in that line we would have but we've been busy doing hard Burger labor with our numb l
ittle hands what are those kids doing they're just standing there waiting to stuff their big old present Pockets which I assume they have must be nice okay if you really think it's the right thing for you to get gifts ahead of the other kids I'll get you gifts then it's up to us uh I guess great so we don't want gifts we want the gifts and we feel really good about it inside the clubhouse is supposed to be for members only but we're always happy to accommodate two shivering naked people who fell
in the ocean sorry to be naked uh they made us take off I wear clothes so you know we wouldn't die well I hope it was worth it hey I'm uh basically a member now right damn it thanks a lot Bob it's your fault Jimmy it was your dumb plan what plan your plan to pants me in front of everybody I wasn't going to pant you idiot but what about what Trev said what Trev was supposed to shout something from the audience shout what well something about me and how I helped with all this he was going to get
the whole crowd to Champ jimy jimy so the guy would hear and you know I'd get in this damn Club no no no no no I I I don't get it you recommended me for this why you you you had to be setting me up for something well I thought the Y guys would like your food what I couldn't hear you I said I told gu would like food you know no now he just mumbled you're covering your face with your blanket I thought they would like your food and then they would like me because I recommended you and that's how I'
d get into the thing you thought they would like my food oh it sounds gross when you say it we need you to leave here's some Blazers we keep in case people forget to wear Blazers and pants in case people forget to wear pants thank you this accomplished huh guys nice work wow look at the present line it got really long you know some kids like just waiting in line they make friends share stories it's the journey you know and we're moving closer and I'm getting a good look at these kids now seeing
some excited faces some Christmas Joy feeling some guilt some regrets going to close my eyes don't like it me too oh God I still see their faces wait I didn't close my eyes they deserve these gifts more than we do don't they kind of what I've been saying for a while well you didn't say it good enough did you uh-huh sure sure let's give back the gifts or you can give me your old friend gosh and see what he can get for them on eBay oh ho ho happy holidays son sorry I said son that sounds weird Unc
le father Santa Teddy the hey kids I'm a little busy we're giving our gifts back for you to give to them oh you sure yeah we're sure okay good for you hey can you do me a favor great more selfless axe how can we be of service could you grab my backup beard it's in my bag in the yacht did you forget to take off your beard when you barfed can you tell no it smells great well we went for from holding three sweet gifts in our hands to looking for a less barfy beard I think this is Teddy's bag wait t
here's a note for us I knew you kids would do the right thing here's an RC car that goes too fast we can't give it out the battery gets very very hot like about to catch on fire so you know look out for that Merry Christmas Uncle father Santa Teddy that thoughtful son of a gun I get it first you did it Teddy you're a good SATA a real good SATA Santa hurry up ow ow need some help please help this thing is amazing pick up your feet okay be careful rich people's toes are worth two of our toes how y
ou feeling Bob you pruny Looney I'm okay the yach club clothes are nice they they're better than my regular clothes yeah who knew clothes could fit hey I'm sorry I didn't listen to you about Jimmy it's okay as long as you admit we got this gig because we deserve it maybe and CU we work hard cuz you got a hot butt I can see it now that your pants fit wa move over JLo I can't believe Jimmy was actually doing something nice for me I I kind of feel bad for him oh yeah my yacht's over there did you s
ee it oh sorry you were talking yeah poor dumb Jimmy I'll be right back um excuse me you continue to be here yeah uh sorry about everything I just wanted to say I I think you should still let Jimmy join the club oh I don't think that will be happening but tonight wasn't a total disaster people raved about your burgers really well well then I I I guess I should tell you all the credit belongs to Jimmy was that a question no Jimmy taught me so much him it's true he's my uh mentor of food and he's
such a great guy goodbye well I did what I could what' you say I really don't want to talk about it I feel dirty I might jump in the water again excuse me Bob and Linda beler uh yeah that's us I work for the mayor he sent me to compliment you on a delicious Burger he tried earlier this evening wait how'd he get a burger U yeah we made one for him but I dropped it yes it landed on the ground and the followed the 3 second rule he had worked up quite an appetite from greeting people and watching Ya
chts oh my God kids come here this man says the mayor tried our burger and he loved it he loved it yeah he ate it off the ground our dad's food's better off the ground floors work too ah what a Christmas Bob make some fries I'm going to dump him on the dock and see if he comes back uh yep oh ho ho who wants the racers hey you got the car out oh my how I do I Santa CLA sorry guys but s is insecure did you find my beard convincing did my rain near rinsing will you find this at all I wasn't sure ho
w did I do Santa W me on a scale one to 10 well your stomach shook like jelly okay but your beard was kind of smelly we Rec the Santa to a friend yeah now that's [Music] Christmas bodies an enigma do they make an a with a control top I think you look pretty dad stop it I just want a plain white one you can't wear white you're not a virgin Jaden hey there's Mr frond oh hello Bel your family classy martini set the name's frond James frond I've got a license to councel dou below so sad Louise be ni
ce why it's Mr fraud ah Tina since I caught you your hemade teacher Mrs Woods is going on disability OMG is she okay obviously I can't share confidential details all I can say is she's a drug addict so until she comes back we're folding home in with metal shop metal shop say goodbye to your fingers you can build metal fingers boy it's a shame to cancel home act I mean everybody needs to learn how to cook right a lot of kids aren't lucky enough to grow up in a restaurant oh so that's what you tel
l yourself well Bob maybe you'd like to fill in as a substitute huh me Teach wow I mean I can't I I I've got the restaurant to run but it is an honor to pass on what you know to the Next Generation right I mean I might even change some lives what's wrong with that frond is right I can teach kids I it with you Jean what the hell let's do it wow this will be great I've never been teacher's pet before but now I have a huge Head Start because Dad already likes me like is a strong word teachers pet t
he gold star of gold [Music] stars what are you doing Tina nothing you'll see well here I am all set for my first day oh my God you look so handsome just like Richard dfus and Mr Holland's old penis um why are you carrying mom's old purse oh I I thought it kind of looked like a briefcase go ahead and use it but let me take out my pepper spray unless you want to cook with it if it's anything like butter spray I'm in guys remember at school I'm Mr beler so treat me like you would any other substit
ute teacher that means you get a mean nickname and we assume you live a horribly depressing life in this case we know it's true Bob you getting a nickname fun Mr belt stretcher Mr bowel chair no Dr fart Alonso poo poo fatty the third those are kind of all not very good chair pretty good all right let's go to school let me try a squirt of that pepper spray oh actually not so bad a what's the matter Teddy you're actually chewing your food instead of throwing your head back like a duck I got to go
to my cousin's wedding this week and I'm dreading it oh is this the cousin you got to second base with no that was my second cousin and it was third base what is it then there's always dancing at weddings and I can't dance you know Teddy I could teach you how to dance I taught myself and look at me that is impressive right I don't know I mean the wedding in 3 days that's plenty of time it's maybe too much time can they move it up I don't think so they already right to the Bounce House bounce hou
se pretty shishy hello class I'm uh Mr beler your substitute I will be teaching you but I also look forward to each one of you teaching me nice purse Mr be it's a it's a briefcase man purse no it's not a man purse anyway what have you guys covered so far pies omelets maybe youve tackled a casserole one time we made popsicles out of juice and then we made Juice by melting popsicles oh wait that was in science we don't cook in home act we watch educational movies and I do funny commentary s's real
ly funny pre so put in a flick Mr B no no no today why don't we actually do a little cooking cooking stupid the only cooking I do is an Indian bird I'm get you nowek let him go play the movie I have effer spray in my birth and I will use it you're animals you're all animals W wo W wo wo what's going on in here calm down children here's your movie I'm here to teach your homech it'll only take a sec nothing to make fun of yet I'm really enjoying it so far kids are horrible why do we keep making th
em do you need a hug no kind of no all right Bob I should have explained homech isn't for honor students it's where Dum Dums learn to make ice you know my daughter's in that class right yes Bob I do okay but shouldn't we be challenging these kids what like a fight I don't want to fight those kids maybe the girls teaching them teaching them how to cook Bob the movies mellow them out it's not like we can slip meds into their milk anymore what I got to go wait I got lot to do but I'm not go I don't
want to go back in So what's the easiest step no steps if I wanted to see steps I go to a staircase right everyone's a dancer you're probably dancing all day long you don't even know it yeah you just just tugged up your pants to cover up your butt crack now that could be a mo okay tug and wiggle tug and wiggle right and wiggle tug and wiggle now let's make you boom boom chugle Come on B Cosby's got nothing on me hey guys hey how was toac keep it going taddy it was fun Mr beler totally lost cont
rol of the class dad did great he broke down and cried quicker than any substitute teacher ever I didn't cry well the rumor that I started says otherwise I started a rumor you wear diapers but so far no track no I heard that yes n just quit Bob you always have a job at Bob's Burgers yeah that'll cheer him up no you know what I'm not going to quit on those kids I just have to find a way to reach them shall I still be dancing I'm having chest pades keep going sorry I was all up in your grill about
cooking yesterday don't try to be our friend um all right well let's fire up Chester the home exter meets Dustin the Dustin Cowboy th two always getting into it oh anybody wants some microwave popcorn to go with the movie whoops I ripped the B oh now I can't have popcorn idiot hey everybody maybe there's another way to make popcorn he's trying to microwave without a microwave Mr ba lost it ah he's lost it let's see where he goes with this oh my God what's happening we're cooking Joselyn that's
what's happening what's cooking no poopy trick us or a poopy Tas it smells like real microwave popcorn hey who wants to make some kettle corn me me you rock Mr vure all right Anthony download too slow oh you got there in time come on there's a line that was a great class Mr beler calm down kiddos sorry Zeke I just got carried away no we're cool and all but just shut up sometimes right shut it got it shut it your dad's really cool he's married to a friend of mine what the heck happened here I'm n
ot sure I think Dad might be a great teacher you're dad rules hey I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm there's a lot of competition for teachers Pat it's a real petting zoo in there and shake it and shake it and shake it and shake it and stop shaking it Teddy I'm going to be frank okay you got the moves but there's no fire I got no fire no it's okay because weddings have fire water fire water yes what is firew water it's alcohol right okay it's been helping men dance at weddings since the beg
inning of time come on you chug a lug and cut a rug oh I got to fix a roof later but this is important a boy will not be the first time I fallen off a roof hi I was wondering if I could borrow an egg I'm Bob The Substitute home teacher well well well Mr Bob The Substitute home teacher comes into my kitchen and wants to borrow a egg if you don't have one it's fine no let's get you that egg oh thank you here it is that's not an egg that's your middle finger if you don't want it sunny side up I can
make it over easy finger upside down got it you want to see scrambled jeez a little aggressive down here I mean AR we on the same team we both work for the school I don't I work for cfco food services and cfco has a strict policy against lending eggs to Bob all right well I'll find an egg someplace else I guess just messing with you seriously I've got a dozen over here on the Shelf she she really had me going I know that's funny here you go here you go here you go here you go I got it you got a
basket for these no I'm all said thank you thanks for your help take care Bob have a nice day yeah you too can you believe that guy substitute okay someone taste the soup and tell me what it needs oh look he chose me okay fine I'll do it um salt I know that because I pay attention in class and I'm not texting like jelin or late like Peter uh someone else Zeke you want to try no I don't need this stuff Mr B I ain't going to college just try it Zeke well I can't do it Zeke no no one will laugh at
you all right might as well try to Zeke it up I guess let's see what we got all right uh let's try some of this leafy stuff some of these orange flakes that look like fish food forget it forget it let's invite some of this to the party o la la Papa herea get your ass in here girl oh man oh boys all right I probably wrecked it it's unbelievable shut up it's amazing no seek you may have a perfect pallet do you know how rare that is get out of my mouth Mr B stop it see you can't run away from your
gift no no I can teach you Zeke don't shut me out you got to you got to give it a you got to give it a chance Z hell all right I'll try it just don't start something you can't finish Mr B I won't let you down zek anyhow the soup wasn't perfect tin to put too much salt in it go to hell zek [Music] smells great yeah we should eat it right now hey you guys aren't in this class please smells so good we'll pay with our lunch money you guys we're not a restaurant go away well wait we could be no we'r
e not well that's the E of Home e a restaurant oh yeah a home xant Jocelyn you can do your salads yay salad Peter you could be our beverage Guy what's a beverage Jimmy Junior can you handle the money I have a calculator you do the math and for our head chef the person who will wield the spatula Tina yes can you hand this to Zeke hell yes Tina give it to him come on let go Tina give him the spatula let gotina let go it Tina we want to eat let go it tin where are all the food holes huh the rest of
the kids maybe they're at the home extant the home extra what Backup home home exat home Extant useless useless I'm sorry I'm sorry hild sorry here take an extra black and white bar yeah we got a problem no it's Hilty look at us we're packed yeah we're busier than a monkey with s dingling all right come on Jocelyn get your head out of your butt how am I doing on dishwashing Mr beler Good Tina of course kids are looking the plates clean so it's kind of easy right no if we're going to keep up we
need more manpower no no no no no want me I'm a terrible employee check my references and she's the one who trained me I didn't even listen Jean you're a waiter Louise your Hostess we need to turn some tables fine hello how was everything just you didn't like it just kidding so unless there's anything else maybe you should go now try sa thanks for coming come again I got El up here give me a bald Kelly Ripper and a canoe with a brick taco no s cream plus the brownie you got it really I didn't ev
en know what I meant I think I'm a great waiter I think I'm a great hostess Maybe we've always been great yeah and we've just been working in a sucky restaurant I guess I know where I belong all right I want to transfer into metal shop come in part of dancing is finding a partner okay so go ask that guy to dance what if he says no make him say yes with your body with my body right right yeah no I don't want to dance what about now okay hey Bob I made this guy say yes with my body great enjoy you
rself sir yeah this is all right hey you're home from school early well I'm going back I'm just grabbing some plates for the second restaurant what second restaurant the home E class now it's a home exeron Lyn this teaching thing is unbelievable I'm changing kids' lives me too I feel exactly the same I changed Teddy's life um I don't know if we're feeling quite the same thing Lynn I mean Teddy's won life and he's old not that it's a competition no of course not but uh I bet none of these student
s can do this come on lift that guy up lift him up see that you I'm going to spin light light light light Kevin are those new pants Cindy Ray you two back together so happy hey Paul when's the cast coming off stop using those crutches as a crutch David come here sorry about your parents divorce it's not your fault I love you man Donald the rat tail it's coming back okay I'm going to the bathroom now I'm going to stop talking I didn't mean to startle you just wanted to check in with the new lunch
lady I I'm not a lunch lady you sell lunches to kids you got a little mustache occupied well I I should probably get back to my classroom not so fast wash your hands that's disgusting oh yeah you kind of threw me off my routine was I prefer to do it myself you got to get in there can you not wash my hands hotter water I got to get hotter water on this you're hurting me that's really hot God now that you're all cleaned up this someone wants to talk to [Music] you get in the back get in the back
lift the thing on the side the seat slides forward crawl under the seat belt I'll hold it up okay um hello I'm Mr Platt Michael mauerman Mr Maan retired my cards aren't ready yet trust me they'll look quite similar cfco Food Services Bob we have an exclusive contract that you are in violation thereof come on your big Corporation has a problem with kids making food for other kids definitely if it's bigger than a bake sale they call Michael mauerman and they reach me because I have his number now
and I shut it down well I was ired by Mr fr so take it up with him oh I already have sorry I'm late I thought we were meeting in that hatchback over there Bob could you please make a little room I'm not going to sit on the hump can you be polite Bob just move over I don't want to sit on your lap so I don't want you to either Bob the administration is siding with cfco you are to close the home Extron and go back to movies or you're fired no I I won't do it to the kids then out you go what are you
doing open the door so I can push him out Mr you not do that I can just curl up at the seat here if you would shim me forward no you you do you're pushing my neck I want to push you out stop pushing me I'll just get out got you no you didn't well yes I did I pushed you out and you're fired so double burn on you I got out on my own well then uh you're rehired get back in the car no I'm not falling for that no just just sit down on the edge of the seat no I'm walking away now thank [Music] you no
you not badly but what about yeah that's okay for people who can't do this and this and that and that and that maybe you were thinking of this out my face oh my God Lyn a ah ah this was a bad idea I should never dance I should never dance no Teddy this is what dancing's all about not holding back Taking Chances yes sometimes people get hit in the mouth so what you're not you're not mad mad Teddy I'm as proud as can be I got nothing more to teach you the only thing left to do now is kiss no what
no dance dance out that door it's your graduate ation Teddy knows how to dance now he is ready for the weding come on get out the door move it get out of the restaurant I want you to leave now when your underpants are streaky and your socks smelling freaky get some bleach oh uh sorry I uh I just need to get a couple things it's Mr be save us please we don't want to watch movies Mr Bel we want you yeah we want to like cook stuff we miss you look kids I'm sorry this this wasn't my idea come on Mr
Bel you got to stay okay okay okay okay okay okay children children okay everyone hush watch the movie Bob take your plates and go [Music] wait Mr B stop it that's a huge waste of popcorn get out Bob cfco one you're done meat is done not p people I just felt a little tangly there when you said that listen we can't win this war but maybe we can go out cooking what if we serve this school one more lunch a Home Ex rant is closed everyone's already down in the cafeteria anyway it's over yeah they a
re so we go to them let's get this CH wagon rolling to mou Town everyone I'm telling Mr plat what do we make Mr Bel burgers burgers really wait like you don't want burgers no no no no that's good that's fun I thought okay well we could no sounds like you married a Burgers so Burgers thought I heard bra's lamb shanks all great after I bought all those gift certificates I can't go back to my old job I burned a lot of bridges there to the cafeteria Jean Lise hop on it's the mobile home exeron Tina
how are we fixed on dishes Tina where's Tina she transferred to metal shop because her home e teacher was treating her like fa olded bread Tina transferred oh my god I didn't even realize she was gone wait everybody stop which way is metal shop look at welded a piece of metal to a piece of metal hi I'm Tina Tina hello Mr beler what are you doing here really cool things with metal at least I'm teachers pet somewhere no that's Jeremy oh Tina I'm sorry I didn't pay enough attention to you I've neve
r taught a class before I didn't know how to treat my own kid I wanted to be your favorite student not Zeke but you're already my favorite eldest daughter I can't do anything right come with us Tina we're going to serve one last lunch and we need you to wash dishes yes but you can also do prep okay bye everyone fine [Music] Jeremy there they are nice try B but your little food caught Escapade is over don't listen to him kids keep pushing we need speed Jean get off I just got comfortable get off
your cushion and do some pushing stop gra oh goodness I'm jumping out of the way so God it's collapsing I have something we can use metal the home exeron is back in business come get it w [Music] St we got Burgers the tomatoes and onions that I chopped because I'm in charge of prep joselyn's doing it too but I'm more in charge than her no you're not he said that I was no no don't eat that eat that we need that money you you stop chewing Hy get that food out of his mouth I of you eat the cafeteri
a Lun forget it Hildy let's go get drunk what do you mean get drunk yay we did it Mr B this will always be remembered till people forget by the way you guys are all getting an AEG except for Tina yeah oh A+ thanks Mr beler it's a past SP class oh okay uh Pass Plus hey you want to take a break and get something to eat Bel party of two your server will be right with you hi how's uh everybody's day so far getting better fantastic I'll be back with some Waters and tell you about our specials I could
really use someone like him back at the restaurant I'm dancing so high I'm dancing so high someone get in here with me someone get in here come oh god oh no do not come in here nobody come in here someone threw up in the bounce house kids kids kids you can't go in the Bounce House someone threw up in there I don't know I don't know what happened I don't know what who wants to dance M you got to wrap it up Teddy we're closing for the afternoon but we'll be back in a few hours for the dinner rush
I'm ready let's go why do you have two bottles of wine what it's a Wine Train oh you guys going on the Wine Train you get the wine on the train Lyn you don't have to bring it ah otherwise it would be just called a train right Lynn you're sure kids are allowed on this thing it says right here on the brochure kids are allowed it says kids are allowed but not welcome like in the health and sexuality section at the bookstore where's Jean he's picking out his outfit I'm going to be Box Car Jean Jean
why do you look like dexi from dex's Midnight Runners cuz we're going on a train well go put a shirt on next thing you're going to be telling me to go put on underwear put on underwear okay you folks will be seated right here in passenger car 1 with the big grapes and I'm going to take these little raisins back to the end of the vine Bye Mom bye it's the biggest chocolate fountain on a train in North and South America the world's biggest is in Guatemala I did not know chocolate came from founta
ins I want to put my head in it and my feet Ethan thank you very much for the guided tour uh looks like we'll be setting up shop here for the day for your troubles no no no no no no no no oh here you go for you no I'm sorry one more for you actually uh if you could put that down kids aren't allowed anywhere near the buffet or the passenger cars but you are absolutely welcome to the juice Caboose what a dump hey there's someone there he regularized Rudy Louise Jean Tina what are you doing here ho
ld on bean bag I'll be right back I know these guys from school um do you live here my dad has me on the weekends he's been online dating and he brings his dates here but on the bright side I get to hang out with old bean bag here up top bean bag boom yep we see a lot of Rudy okay rules one you can't leave the juice Caboose for the duration of the trip two don't bother me and three uh always believe in yourself thanks we can't leave the juice Caboose are you kidding me get comfy cuz this room is
your life for the next 4 hours look there's nothing to do open the store I can't hear you the Train's too loud honk honk honk honk trains don't make that [Music] noise all right this is going to be great we have a babysitter and a lot of alcohol wait don't do no don't do it it's a tasting you're supposed to swirl it around shake the glass open it up or something like this hey open up wine Lind is coming in um okay well you do that I'm just going to drink a lot of wine that guy must really know
what he's doing why because he's slurping oh my excuse me hey hi are you some kind of an expert I just overheard you doing that sound oh I'm a wine enthusiast although I'm not enthused by this first flight oh he's hysterical you should come taste with us oh you can give us tips on how to get tipsy sure Lynn no I don't want to drink with that guy why I do Bobby he's an expert well I was looking forward to a relaxing day off I wasn't even going to talk to you that much to be honest I just don't wa
nt to drink with that guy hi look who's here I'm Rick I love Italian wi German cars and Japanese women I'm Linda I love showers and mornings and baloney and turtles and wine I'm Bob well it looks like we are going to be a tasting Trio for the afternoon jumbo it means cheers cheers or as we say cheers come on Bob if we don't clink it's not a real jumbo jumbo jumbo jumbo jumbo jumbo okay jumbo jumo no more jumbo usually I'm by myself but since you guys are here maybe we could take turns sitting on
bean bag is that okay with you be back Rudy how can you just sit there when there's a chocolate fountain behind this door being unappreciated by a bunch of drunk adults it's being wasted on the wasted there's got to be a way out of here there's a hatch in the ceiling here give me a boost ah it's hot bad idea bad idea P me down okay thank you okay nobody panic we're only in here for 2 hours 4 hours 4 hours 4 [Music] hours oh my God you know if you ever want to get serious about wine you really h
ave to lose the mustache it's true cuz it gets all caught up in there that makes sense not to mention pu be a lot easier if you just shaved it I'd rather not Rick I'm not shaving it I didn't bring shaving equipment Bobby quit being a Pino Groucho look I'm perfectly happy enjoying my wine staring out the window with that kid on a bike going the same speed as us and we've are friends I call him Ramon hi Ramon what hi I can't hear you what I I can't hear you I'm in a train okay have a nice bike rid
e oh raon just threw a rock at me we're still friends what kind of God would put a chocolate fountain on a train and not let kids near it yeah learn how to build a train god well the chocolate fountain is impressive but the real Supply is all the way up front what do you mean the real Supply there's way more chocolate up in the kitchen I seen the load boxes and boxes of it in there well then are you guys thinking what I'm thinking that I need a bath oh yeah you do no we break out of here and ste
al the chocolate from the front of the train I do that I'm in great the Bel your gets right again for the first time and Rudy is there okay we're going to rob this train we need to take it step by step luckily Rudy has been trapped in this Caboose for the last nine weekend doing some serious Recon I see everything out this window once a skunk got on the train for a little bit and then it got off and I was the only one to notice just take us through the logistics train brain okay each of these bl
ocks is a train car this is taking too long I need chocolate Jean quiet sorry it's okay now this is us here in the juice Caboose I can see us in there just kidding we're not inside okay the only time the door to the Caboose is unlocked is when Ethan makes a juice box delivery every hour on the hour every hour on the hour sounds like a robot wait what if Ethan is a robot Jean Focus guys are embarrassing me in front of Rudy which is hard even if we get out of here you still have to get all the way
up to the kitchen car the chocolate is kept inside the chocolateers refrigerator he's from Germany the chocolate's from Switzerland we're from America yeah now the only time the kitchen is empty is when it's a passenger's birthday and the whole staff comes out to sing the chuga chuga choo choo Happy Birthday to You song so we know how to get in but how do we get out I think I know how but it's a little dangerous like sandwiches with toothpicks in them dangerous even more dangerous than that lik
e eating a bomb in between like eating a firecracker yeah okay here's what we're going to do well aren't you kids playing nice hey Ethan over here look at my face and hands while I'm talking I just want you to know it's my mom's birthday today um it isn't June 3rth today okay wait I have some questions for you uhhuh um what is mean um sounds like how Shakespeare would say eating so maybe that's where it comes from yeah I don't know maybe next question uh if a train leaves New York at 4:00 and an
other train leaves Dallas at 5:00 what time will they meet uh great well I'm kind of busy right now so I'm going to have to let you go have fun of my mom's birthday bye uh do you want juice no uh maybe yeah H I like this one you think you do but you don't what do I think of this wine great question here's what you think hey Ethan how's Rudy how's bean bag oh they're great be bag's great Rudy's such a delight I just dropped off some juice for them can I get a cranberry juice uhoh coming right up
um who's Rudy uh he's my son you have a son Mandy you know I might have left a little information off my eiss profile but that was just for readability so you look nothing like your profile picture and you have a son uh okay so your face is saying one thing no no I love kids I love kids can you make eye contact with me I am aren't I no you're looking at my chin no that's I'll just get below here how about now I have a sign you cool with that I got to take a nap okay oh there it is here you go we
've got a birthday people places ready here we go everyone 5 6 seven and everybody watch your back the birthday train is on the [Music] track well hello there put some wine in your glass cuz your life is moving fast so drink your day away Hong Kong what's happening it's not my happy birthday Linda oh it is my birthday y don't worry I'm going to get you out of here yay and then I'm going to eat you no shush where is she she should be out there by now who's that I don't know it's too early for Eth
an to come back uh I'm not decent come back later thank you I must use the kapanka there's a line for the other one make it fast don't K me make it fast just go don't tell me just go just make some noise sing songs or something look look look at the legs on the glass you see the legs I see he looks like feet Oh Linda you're such a sweet simple person thanks wait what look Rick you're not the only person with taste we happen to own a restaurant waa it's not a competition Bob I didn't say it was s
ounds like this guy wants to have a wine off what wine off off we got a wi off oh my goodness it's going down hey sorry sorry too soon too too much just my space I thought the train was crashing sorry trying to save you okay this is scarier than I thought uh no big deal Louise just jump off a moving train come on 1 2 3 wow that train is not moving very fast this window won't open that's why we need to get back in there could pick up the pace you're not going fast enough I am too going fast enoug
h no job is done until the paperwork is complete stand by where the hell is Ry okay it's not that bad you're making a big deal you're making come on it's not that bad where the hell have you been pull me up hand me the chocolate and then I'll pull you up hand you the chocolate yeah and then I'll pull you up how do I know that once I hand you the chocolate you're not going to just leave me out here and take the chocolate I wouldn't do that that's what I would do that's so mean look if you don't t
ake this chocolate and leave me out here then I can't work with you please give me the chocolate so I can pull you up fine okay Jean you hold on to me got it tin you hold on to me great and then I'll hold on to something in the bathroom and pretend it's a person holding on to me like a boy or an 18-year-old boy okay we're [Music] [Music] ready bang up job everybody we got the chocolate in the Caboose like we planned the only problem is is that we're not in the Caboose at please they have toilet
paper you guys want any thank [Music] you well we're stranded our chocolate's on the train and there's nothing around here for Miles my boy Dar isn't picking up anything either oh wait no that's a deer we've got to get back to that chocolate before somebody else does guys we're going to be okay the train's coming right back here wait what the train goes down goes around Lake Wastewater and comes right back it should be back in 15 minutes or we should just jump on it but when is Ethan going to st
op by the juice Caboose with his next delivery let me check my watch and exam ex L 15 minutes this is going to be close speak to me you're hiding from me I'll find you you have got a lot going on here girl ah there you are a California Central Coast SRA okay Bobby now you taste your wine this one is probably wine I would say red or it could be white I'm also realizing that I'm not as good at this as I thought I'd be no you're not sh is a wine right you guys aren't answering me I'm going to say t
hat's a good sign I'm going with shbl oh I'm sorry Bobby you're not good at this poor Bob I can't see your sad pathetic face right now but I bet it's crying I'll tell you what Linda pick any wine it can even be a wine he knows any wine if you can get one wine right just one you win the whole competition in fact you could pick a wine he had last night I'll still know it before he does oh bonus round whoever says what it is for swins what's the point you can do this Bobby no I can't look at me Bob
by I I can't yes you can I have a blindfold on well you can do the mystery wind all right fine pour it at least I'll get drunk ish that's it bobie hey look what's coming around the mountain the train just kidding about the mountain uh but the train is remember that song uh-oh guys she's coming back faster this only happens when the Train's running behind schedule or this one time when they ran out of Ros and things got weird it's starting to look kind of like a real train now like fast and dange
rous we can just get a cap oh look there's Ethan he's headed toward the juice caboot we need to jump on now guys come on B's do this every day I don't understand it clip you think my name is clip oh my God I love him I'm clip now call me clip no just to clarify we had to get on that train now we're running out of try land I have to go back for my bandana it's made of cotton leave it leave it oh damn it you chose chocolate it's way your bandana would have wanted I [Music] guess oh no now my overa
lls are stuck what's going on with my outfit still something Jean he's almost here uh we have to hide the chocolate where are we going to hide it I don't know oh no oh no hey kitties got your juice thanks Dean than so much buddy we can always count on you for juice and Juice related things and really just juice but we love juice are you kids okay oh we're just great thanks last juice of the day great a grand Apple wait a minute something's up why are you out of breath well my trachea constricts
due the histamin and my body produces okay okay Rudy stop talking why are your shoes muddy because I'm I'm poor oh I'm so poor and why are you in your underwear because I am rich just me the burglary some stole my chly I'm very shocked by that okay what was rule number two always believe in yourself no don't bother me stealing is bothering nobody steals anything on my shift yeah well we've been locked in here all day I don't firey I don't buy it either I think I know who likes chocolate everybod
y yes right but especially kids I heard this one say she wants to put your face and her feet in it I stand by that it's got to be in here somewhere would you be dumb enough to hide it in here I guess you're telling us to think we would hide it in there Ethan yeah you gorgeous idiot or maybe you kids hit it in the bathroom maybe keep it a minutes in there it's not in there get up Rudy no beans didn't do anything he doesn't have a malicious Bean in his bag no no don't you me down no all right bonu
s round when it takes all ready yeah drink I know what it is oh you know from one sip yep so Bob knows it say it I'll give you a chance here you take a guess oh he's giv Rick a chance you don't know it talk to me Goose get inside me take your shoes off make yourself comfortable the Wine's inside of Rick getting comfort okay it's a blend yeah it's definitely a blend I'm getting a few things here it's very complex take another sip Rick this is getting good oh I guess I was wrong I hope you're happ
y it was beautiful well whatever enjoy the rest of your ride I'll go check the BS boys somebody has the chocolate hey uh I'm sorry you kide to see that but uh it's a hard life on the rails yep yep so true so wise you should teach a class bye I should you guys sure you don't want any more juice we don't want any more juice get out of here Ethan okay okay see you next week Rudy we cool yeah yeah we're cool just go all right doesn't sound like we're cool we're cool okay bye everybody open your mout
h Del so delicious yourself yourself who are you I know we've met you're embarrassing me all right Rick stop stalling fine fine it's very viscous it's uh cab Mero blend okay okay okay Bob do you know what the wine is it is a blend but it's a blend of spit because it's from the spit bucket what he's right Bobby wins what you drank spit Rick you drank a lot of it what you poured that from the spit bucket why did you do that because I knew Bob would know what it was why would Bob know that because
we went to seea sideways and after that we went to the wine bar and I bet Bobby wouldn't drink from the spit bucket any he did that's disgusting and that's how you win a wine off wine fight no no no no not the jacket not the turtle like it's hasir that's for lying on your profile I'm sorry like I'm a middle-age man who's just trying to get back out there and Mandy I really like you that's for making me fall for you oh they're in love oh my face we got our very own chocolate fountain some of it j
ust went down my underwear I like it this is the best weekend of my life doesn't even matter that I'm allergic to chocolate really what stop eating it then oh cuz I'm allergic to it yeah what happens when you eat it I don't know I've never eaten it I don't know it just kidding damn it Ry it's not that bad I just get a rash on my [Music] back there's my babies why you covered in chocolate why are you covered in wine don't ask questions ditto ow I feel like I French Kiss the whole train uh yum hey
Mom did you have a nice birthday at least I did wait who told you it was my birthday oh look there's Ethan he's yelling something oh hey Ethan we found your chocolate it's on our faces and in [Music] that [Music] he [Music] Niagara ketchup I don't get it oh like Niagara Falls but with ketchup no oh yes kids stop you love Niagara ketchup admit it you want to get in a barrel and be part of it no Dad are you still mad about the zester yes of course I'm mad you zested gum mu Jean shoe yeah it's cal
led being a good sister but now it's ruined you can never unest this can't we get another zester not like this one it was perfect I had more zest for the zester than I do for life it was simply the zest too soon yeah hey Mike you got some bills and this one feels really weird if you squeeze it oh my God a letter from the community garden please let it say I'm accepted open it open it open it open it Dear Mr beler we regret to inform you damn it a oh they sent a packet of seeds consolation seeds
I've been there why would they send those I don't know Tina I guess to remind me of the beautiful place that exists that I'll never get to be a part of like the boy's locker room or New York in the '90s cheer up Bobby we could get you a little pla box to hang from the window it's not the same Lynn it's not just about growing a few things it's about working the land growing produce for the restaurant if we had a yard I'd do it there but we don't get off your high horse why don't you grow some all
ey pumpkins I want land I'm a gardener trapped in the body of an urban restaurant tour I have ground beef under my fingernails but it should be ground beef and dirt mikee I know you're just a mailman but I can't help thinking you did this sure blame me for this but you never thank me for the letters I don't deliver thank you bye-bye there must be something I can do to get in you know what I'm going to walk down there and talk to the Garden Master oh Cynthia good luck with that piece of work whoa
whoa whoa Cynthia as in Logan's mom as in Logan my Arch Enemy yeah tell her to tell Logan he's a and his head looks like and his face sounds like he'll know what it means I uh I probably won't do that Louise do you want me to write a down then um yeah go ahead you know do what you got to do Bobby if you have to sleep with her to get in it's okay I don't like her but whatever it takes way ahead of you [Music] Lyn it's so perfect can I help you oh hi Cynthia so um it's been a while since we were
all in my restaurant with those dirty b h to cut off my son's ears weird day but we don't we don't have to reminisce about that wait does that have anything to do with me not getting accepted to the Garden oh of course not bygones well my application was rejected again and I was wondering if maybe I filled it out wrong I did make a few jokes like where it asked what are your hobbies I wrote beats me get it spelled b e e t Logan it was an accident God it's hot he probably likes it sorry Bob he's
not we're working on it no no he's a he's a great kid no he's not but he will be I'm trying to get him into this college prep summer program but he doesn't have enough extracurricular activities like uh volunteering volunteering everyone's doing that you can't throw a rock without hitting a kid volunteering at a hospice I hate those kids who volunteer at hospices the newest thing is crappy jobs that build character you want to stand out you write an essay about that oh what qualifies as a crappy
job I don't know like sweeping stuff or mopping something just some dead- end job in a horrible place I know a dead- end job in a horrible Place say hello to the newest member of the community garden hello all right congrats dad you did it you old son of a and say hello to our newest employee Logan no dad uh-huh uh uh-huh uh uh-huh uh uhhuh uh uhuh see you two already enjoying working together okay you got me it's a joke you never really Hire Logan it's just temporary Louise Logan's mom was nic
e and enough to find me app plot at the community garden because because he gave me this crappy job it's not crappy don't don't say that but if your mom asks it's it's crappy wait you're paying this butt brain my butt does have brains they're called turds and they're smarter than you no it's an unpaid internship finally we're getting a little more sausage at this party yes Jane this is a terrible idea dad you've taken the only good thing about this restaurant it's lack of Logan and you added Log
an that is not appropriate for the workplace you are not appropriate for the workplace you're not appropriate for your face I bet when you reconnect in your 30s you guys will get married Bob if they're going to just fight the whole time he's not going to be much help just let them get it out of their system it's almost like they're playing I'm okay with him I can pick his brain about mid teen boys find out what tickles their pits that's a great attitude Tina Louise can I see you in the kitchen r
eal fast Louise I really really want this Garden plus it will be good for all of us we're going to grow fresh produce for the restaurant doesn't that sound great dad I'm nine I spit out vegetables and hide them around around the house Louise please can you at least try and get along with Logan just for a little while do it for me fine but the first time he even okay I'm off to the Garden is that my sun hat uh yeah can I borrow it I guess but you look like a British lady I know thanks bye oh my d
irt my sweet sweet sweet dirt hello trowel you're going to be digging hello shears you're going to be trimming I was so smart to buy you guys 5 years ago everyone said you don't have a garden why are you buying gardening equipment and I said I'll grow into it TR right uh sorry I I didn't see I thought I was alone okay Logan fellow employee this is the spot I've chosen for you to stand in for the rest of the day it's out of the way we won't have to smell or hear you and when it's time to punch ou
t there's the door oh you're going to smell me smell it take in the aroma high five wow that was hard I never knew high-fiving was so violent and satisfying my hand is a man now your hand is a bro it is let's bro again oh oh yeah Jean what everyone getting along out there you know it Linda I'm in the mile high five Club sounds great maybe I wasn't clear Logan you stand in your spot face the wall silently till it's time to go home and everything will be fine the way I see it as long as your dad w
ants this Garden I can do whatever I feel like what yeah maybe I'll go back to this oh somebody order a cup of cheese cuz that's what it smells like come on Logan let's go in the back and I'll show you how to wash the dishes we can dish about the washing so uh what do high school boys talk about follow-up question do you talk about it in the shower after you Sports additional follow-up question how hot is the water does it produce steam I'm asking for a friend yeah that's classified top secret g
uy stuff so right right right right and towels how small are they like washcloth size H smaller I'll start folding this you say when huhuh huh H well I can't even fold it more hey Mom how you doing good so are we really sure this Logan thing is worth it I mean dad's a family member but he's ranked like fourth or fifth Louise it's not that bad plus your father needs this and you owe him one you deester aester let him have the garden sometimes you just got to be around people you don't like oh loo
k at this place oh God it's her oh it's even more depressing than I remembered how dare she oh hi Linda I'm just here to help Logan with his essay don't mind me oh I won't Cynthia what were you saying mother something about people you don't like just pretend like I'm not here oh but could I just get a chamomile tea I'm sorry we don't have that oh okay well then just bring me some hot water and a lemon and some chamomile tea oh right you don't have that that's just so weird anyway hot water and l
emon would be great fine e sticky Logan Logan what I'm starting your essay we're going to say you wrote come out here and sweep something so I can write about [Music] it well good night good night okay Bob I'm just going to say it I know you loved that Garden but now Cynthia's hanging out at the restaurant ordering tea hi if I could just jump in here I don't know if I can take Logan much longer before I slap that mess yeah how long is this going to last Bob uh probably just until Logan gets into
that summer program thing and then we're home free rolling in arugula so just try and ignore Cynthia and Logan start slapping faces got it no no slapping just ignoring fine but just so you know I got this guy and this guy and they're ready to go to work look at you it's only been a few days and you're so big we know and J you'll be ready to get eaten what nothing I didn't say anything I forgot I forgot you could understand me spoke English I'm going to tickle you now huh huh stop stop tomatoes
and sweet peas and green beans it's a dream come true I want to take a stupid neck and ring it that's what I want to do to but with him the only thing greener than these plants is my thumb how did we ever get stuck with these bums restaurants now a crappy I think I found my happy place I'm like a British lady in my garden and my plants are greatek he's the most annoying person that was ever born oh God she brought around te I'm the world's greatest farmer things are growing so well we're living
in our own personal hell a restaurant now a CRA I think I found my happy the rest now a crappy crappy crappy [Music] CRA o windy in here huh stop it somebody should close the door huh stop it high school age boys they're a handful handful of this Jane sorry these simple people were doing the best they could with what little they had in their s under performing restaurant hey don't read that simple people it's just an expression it's for the essay you know what Cynthia nope do it for Bobby do it
for Bobby uh-oh we got a low pressure system moving in from the north and a warm front moving in from the south stin a k son of a take shelter you slap sh one word or two you know what you should write about a very violent event involving your computer and a simple lady who snapped kids get them up you're about to clean Cynthia's laptop off the floor oh yeah let's do this hands time to get Slappy hi everyone how are things going interesting but scary everything's going great I was just about to
proof for each Cynthia's Essay with my foot and I was just going to use my hands to make a Logan Face Sandwich okay uh good Cynthia hello Logan Hey so uh you know a few bumps in the road are to be expected this is more than a few bumps Bob this was a bad idea kiss your garden good bye Logan we're leaving good great bye who whoa wa wait wait where are you going yeah Dad don't let him go I'll uh I'll handle this look I I'm sure we can figure this out is is there anything I can do to fix this I I w
ill do anything to make this work I love your son look at dad he's really laying into them maybe I should go out there and hold them back nah I don't think so a big papa bear Bobby looking out for his CBS you get them I'm just glad this nightmare on Logan Street is over there's got to be something we can do that will make you happy make me happy make your essay happy all right Bob you told them off good job well uh did you hear someone yelling please hammer don't hurt him that was me uh yeah yea
h good I thought you were going to keep taking that doofus aside then I saw you out there and damn it if you didn't make me proud okay um a little news to share everyone um after a lot of consideration I've decided to make Logan Employee of the Month what Bob wow he hasn't even been here a week good for him no no no now hear me out Louise you're hurting me ow ow a bob oh my kid these you're so small but you're so strong him or me down it's for the greater good Louise okay I see all right oh than
k God I quit damn it I thought the glass would break anyway I quit the glass didn't break high five great Bobby great job so Louise can quit quitting is an option I want to quit it would be fun to quit if I didn't love this drop so gosh darn much nobody's quitting Lou didn't quit she's just going on a sabatical great I'll do that no only one sabatical a year gen and I'm taking mine next this is not a big deal I'm going to go talk to Louise Louise sweetheart sweet P I know I don't call you that b
ut we maybe we should start calling you that I'll do that sweet pee how you doing in there perfect Louise making Logan Employee of the Month doesn't mean anything I know it doesn't because we've never done it before hey I have a great idea what if we make you Employee of the Month next month I mean Tina technically should really be next she works so much harder than you never mind we'll make an exception for you but Tina will be crushed sounds super super great can't wait Dad okay good so good t
alk right oh the best good first step uh thanks for participating love you PewDiePie sorry I'll think of a better one than cutie pie you're my angel dust sorry that's a drug I'm going to go bye Louise when are you coming down mom has a stain on her apron you're missing so much how'd you get this number Mom writes it on my leg every morning in case I get lost oops I better sweep this up keep talking about whatever you're talking about it doesn't have to be about your changing bodies but it could
be go so are you coming down or what I miss you oh I'll see you soon Jean but she won't see me if Dad won't fire Logan Oh I'm going to make Logan wish dad would have never hired him okay bye oh my God today was supposed to be overcast no it's a beautiful day shorts weather oh no no no no what Bob I I didn't cover my beans you didn't cover your beans it was supposed to be overcast look at die I got to save the beans go damn it Bob you freaking nuts go I'll be back in 5 minutes hey Scotty Jacob wh
at's up you liking those fries bro on me my friends I do whatever I want around here cuz I'm employee of the month so ow what the who did that hey damn it just spit ball in here vinda I just need one photo of him with this employee of the month plaque in the restaurant and maybe a few of him taking out the trash yeah why don't I take out the trash instead I'm taking the no you don't Bob and I have a deal deal with this honey my face okay we're good you guys are good right thanks Bob we were hot
and scared oh I'm sorry guys tell us a joke no I I got to get back please just one all right just one a kid's playing in a sandbox and he finds a welding mask no wait that that's not the end it's more oh okay a kid's playing in a sandbox ha who's hitting me with spitballs invisible spitball ninja Logan you got something on your face right there good stop it oh and also right there Louise I know it's you where are you I'm in your mind Logan there's a lot of room in here I'm going to find you and
I'm going to get you and I'm going to my UA employee of the mouth Linda control your daughter ow hey ha good news the green beans are doing all right oh you and that Garden smell like dirt and fresh air and it makes me sick ow your daughter's gotone nuts by the way she's in the cross space shooting spitballs at everybody Lise get out of there no not until you fire Logan ow hey Lis you come out of there right now I don't want to do this but you're not going to be the next Employee of the Month yo
u're going to be the last Employee of the Month even after Jean sorry Jean sorry for what I wasn't listening and I'm not going to fire Logan I'm keeping the garden and you're going to deal with it Louise because it's good for all of us and not to bring up the zester again but the zester you owe me and let me tell you something spending time in the garden has helped me realize a few things we need to go outside more okay why do we go on walks as a whole society people should go out on walks and p
eople should Garden Bob I hate to interrupt you flow great speech though great speech yeah I really got going after a while uh Dad yes we're not going on walks are we I don't know maybe anyway while you were talking to the wall Luise snuck in and took off with your gardening she what yeah she looked ready to use them too I wonder on what what could it beans said oh my God my [Music] garden Lise just stop okay I get it you're mad also I'm getting a cramp oh no better stop and stretch it out Louis
e you're literally Running With Scissors really big scissors I know it feels great oh good it's closed Louise it's over come on let's go home oh crap oh God how small are you say goodbye to your crappy crop hauh don't have to you don't know which plot is mine Louise is it the one with the paper plate sign that says Bob's Beauties no no no no no you Luise you don't have to do this you didn't have to hire Logan either Luise please those are my babies what these these are your babies yes those are
oh yeah why did I say that in front of my actual baby yeah right yeah so maybe this whole garden thing was a little selfish yeah I noticed how the great or good meant doing the thing you like to do you're right you know what do it cut him cut him down what really yeah do it I deserve it I can't watch I can't it's not their fault that's right it's my fault so I'm going to cut you what just kidding I know look I'm sorry I hired Logan I know how much you don't like him yeah I'm pretty open about th
at dad plus I mean the restaurant is our place and I like it that way I know you do I mean sort of I had a suspicion but you do hide it pretty well thank you I'm sorry I put my sweet peas before my sweet pee is that nickname thing working at all now no can you forgive me anyway under one condition you're fired what she can't fire me right of course she can't yeah I think she just did Louise is actually our human resources person now and I'm Executive Vice President of new business oh man I've ju
st been busting tables Logan if you need a recommendation here's one put a bag on your face I'll put a bag on your face okay he hun I'm going to have security walk you out now no well I hope you enjoyed your last trip to the Garden Bob because it was your last trip I know that's why I dug up all my plants and brought them home and I used your wheelbarrow you're not allowed to use that it already happened there's nothing you can do about it and I broke the lock on your gate which I will replace w
hich is what you should do with your eggplant it looks leggy Logan let's go you're all nuts uh-huh so if you want to shoot me your email I can just send you the rest of my boy questions absolutely not absolutely not at what.com bye Cynthia I spilled water on your laptop ah she didn't hear me she'll figure it out looking a little cramped yeah we probably should have just planted one oh God tomatoes and sweet peas and green beans it's a dream come true I want to take a stupid neck and ring it that
's what I want to do too B with him the only thing greener than these plants is my thumb how do he ever get stuck with these PS the restaurant happy think I found my happy place I like a British lady in my garden and [Music] [Music] my [Music] I want the Burgers and Fries I want some burgers and fries well there's some right here you tell me no lies I can't tell if they're helping or hurting us out there but I think hurting got me in here you're here every day Teddy true but today it's cuz of th
em I think they sound good it's better than this stupid whole music oh hi Dr raldi no no I love your whole music listen talk the rash is still there I did everything you said no shaving no deodorant yeah but now it's in both armpits it's red and Flaky itchy bumpy sometimes it's Oozy I look like chff Goldblum in the fly Lynn please stop describing your rush I'm on the phone with the drct Bob I know everyone knows sorry folks it's not it's not a big deal it's not Ian it doesn't get in the food no
no no where you going you want some burgers and fries talking to you buddy hey thumbs up yeah I got a thumbs up that's better than a customer cool song Jean yeah you guys sound good I'm digging it you happen to be in the presence of child straw prodigies we're pretty straw some that's awesome but with straws straw we borrow from a lot of genres maybe you guys can use a little wind who you just walk around with that thing we were at Orchestra practice and hey why make it difficult when you can ma
ke it simple are we puning or are we [Laughter] jamming oh oh ah o [Music] [Applause] oo guys you know what this is right Tuesday oh my God it's trash day no we're a band finally it's happening wait we weren't a band before H before we had the Raz but we needed the mataz so what do you say all right but I don't carry my own equipment yeah that's the spirit okay thanks Doc boy can that lady talk about rashes what did she say the rash will probably go away on its own but I got to wear a tank top t
o let it breathe it's festering under there I guess look at it can you see it Lyn please it's like my grandma used to say starve a fever feed a cold and air out a festering ration at tank top well kids outside only with the loud noise remember Dad this is the noise of a band aw you guys are a band that's fun what's your band name we're called the itty bitty Diddy committee cuz we have little diddies oh now I get it all right everyone this is the first official band practice SLB lunch for the itt
y bitty Diddy committee y oh we were supposed to bring SL lunch I didn't get the SL memo Peter I think you'll like the changes I made to your recorder oh I electrified it give her a [Music] toot cool let's whale Burgers and Fries Burgers and Fries all right so we got that song is it really a song though if you just say words over and over hm good point I guess most songs are sung but here's the thing when I sing people don't seem to really how do I put it oh yeah enjoy it same with these two it
depends on definition of enjoy I just prefer chanting can you guys sing no not if I want to live if only we knew someone who could really sing I think we do follow me oh here she comes Watch Out Boy she'll chew you up oh here she comes she's a man of course Daryl the computer nerd song bird he's like a funky Bill Gates the woman is wild wow he caning and he hardly even fainted oh here she comes she's a man don't do that Dam ever think about being the lead singer of a band like only every day gre
at you can be the lead singer of our band you guys are a band why don't you see for yourself so yeah we're a band guys this is nice but Cassio and straws at lunchtime this is kind of kid stuff I'm just saying if I'm going to join a band it's going to be a real band like Steely Dan Daryl honey don't wait around for Steely Dan he's not coming for you he's not coming for any of us it could happen just sing with us if you like know a song that goes with these chords from FY one song but nothing from
Frozen cuz I don't want to [Music] cry hey Lenny to Stefano are you hiding from one of your many girlfriends yep hey you guys sound good are you a band Yes um you guys want to play my birthday party this Saturday yes yes cool not so fast Lenny we have to go over the particulars what do you mean we want the corner pieces of the cake half of the pinata candy and ownership of the streaming and performance rights worldwide in perpetuity I'm not having a piñata get a piñata okay see you guys Saturda
y oh my God we just booked a gig letting to Stephano's birthday party so are you in the band Daryl heck yeah I'm in the Band yeah the itty bitty Diddy Committee just got their first giggy you guys I blocked out my schedule every day after school for band practice every day that's a lot of practice we don't want to sound too rehearsed uh yeah Jean we do we want to sound really good L to stepanos party is a big gig all right fine as long as practice includes snack breaks and bathroom breaks and co
mmercial breaks where I describe my favorite commercials hey sha hey Jimmy junor I guess you heard the news about the 8 batty Dy committee huh I was going to tell you that you're standing in front of my locker oh sorry what's the itty bitty didy committee is that one of those improv groups my cousin was kidnapped by one of them that's our band name we're playing Lenny to stepanos party on Saturday it goes from 5: to question mark just kidding it ends at 7:30 two burgers of the day I'm wearing th
is tank top cuz the doctor prescribed it for me Lynn you don't have to say that to every customer what I don't want people to think I'm trying to look like a hot potato what's going on under there it's just a little hair I haven't been shaving my pit see oh my God wait what it's just there's so much of it how long since you've stopped shaving a few days it grows in really fast it's like animal fur it looks like that guys hair from cowy crows yes okay all right everyone's having fun say goodbye t
o Mr Jones guys I wrote a song for Lenny's party Daryl here are the lyrics his name is Lenny it is not Jenny one time he ate a penny and he thought nobody saw is that true true enough I changed the name of the guy who ate the penny from Jean to Lenny and it was a nickel and two pennies and a tiny Rock All Right Follow My Lead his name is you know what this key isn't working for me can we try it in D or E flat no can do why not cuz no know how to do I can only play in this key and I don't know wh
ich letter that is yeah that's it here let me see uh his name is are we playing in the right key oh yeah one time ate a w well that was a mess let's not do that again never right guys okay all agreed how was band practice kids good fine I thought it was kind of weird right guys didn't you think it was weird you mean when Daryl played your keyboard and you stood there looking terrified yeah that was weird Daryl played your keyboard why you know how when you only know how to play in one key and th
e other people want to play in different keys and you're like like what's a key wa mom your armpit forests are really filling out you can barely see a rash anymore or your skin or anything behind you Dad are you there yes see I'm right here behind the armpit hair oh good I love it we finally have pets I'm calling them L and curly too late I already named them Harry and Sally wait one's a boy obviously it's not a boy it's a man no it's not I know if one was Billy Crystal everyone leave my pits al
one that one just got angry when you got angry enough so lind's cooking today yeah she uh thought she'd be more comfortable back there today I'm hiding my pits Glen would it help if I took off my shirt and a show of solidarity I got some weird stuff going on under here no tell off surprise as in Surprise inspection Hugo hi hi Ron I see you're busy as usual just do what you got to do Hugo write me up for disorganized napkins or whatever oh count on it Bob I will but let's inspect the kitchen firs
t hello Hugo hi Ron hi Linda Linda something is unusual about you today what is that what nothing it's nothing think fast aha a Linda here is in violation of health code title 21 section a paragraph 8 excessive body hair must be covered but I need to wear a tank top need to why because of this rare sheeta Jones a big fan oh yeah she likes tank tops too she does she loves them uhhuh well I happen to have some armpit hair nets with me Ron here you go are you kidding me if you want to avoid a citat
ion you'll keep those on come on Ron let's go down to the walk-in poke the protus see what pokes back great now I look ridiculous no they look good yeah very uh wow it looks like I trapped two hedgehogs under my arms it doesn't that much I love hedgehogs I got to go Lynn where are you going I'm shaving them Lynn wait Teddy I'll be right back I got to go go to her Bobby Lyn don't do this I'm doing it Bob I'm taking it all off the doctor said if you shave you're just going to make it worse I can't
believe I'm saying this but leave the hair alone I hate this rash Bobby it's turning me into a monster not a monster ly your armpits have monster qualities but look we're going to fix this how first you got to give me the razor you're going to do it no I wouldn't go near that Bob we'd have to rent a hedge trimmer or hire like a lumberjack or something like that stop it Lynn listen we're going to go on the internet yeah we're going to type in rash remedies uhhuh and we're going to see some horri
ble horrible images but we're also going to get some help I love you so much [Music] Bobby hi wait did we have practice schedule during lunch today hey Jean uh maybe uh you should sit down oh good I got here just in time for break my favorite part of practice who's on whose lap Jean there's there's a reason why we were practicing without you because you guys need twice as much practice as me no it's because we're making some changes and uh you are uh we thought we should be in the band and you s
houldn't be in the band sorry what I'm out of the band well good luck getting my sisters to play without me oh yeah they're out too yeah we're sort of evolving away from straws the thing is Jean Rudy and Peter are trained musicians and I kind of figured out how to sing all your keyboard Parts you can't sing my part and sing lyrics at the same time Jean he can we've seen it and it's so good yeah I brought in a Looper pedal so I can just I sing on top of my this is also me but this is my band I st
arted all of this yeah and you're like the most fun m yeah I'm all trama but the thing is you can't actually play you only know three chords but I know them very well well two of them I know very well the other one I'm just getting acquainted with this is hard for everyone Jean but mostly for me yeah true fine you know what I'm going to do I'm going to get really really good in time for Lenny's party Lenny's part's in 2 days Jean I know that Daryl you guys are going to be begging me to listen to
you beg me to come back the door is always open Jean except can you close it on your way out I will flam it stupid safety dark closing [Music] thing aw kicked out of your own band They David Le roed you I'm glad we got kicked out that was starting to cut into my not going to band practice time and that time it's precious I'm okay with it now I can focus on my solo straw stuff like drinking liquids guys we're going to get back together I'm just going to become the greatest musician in the world
in the next 48 hours and that'll be that easy what are you going to do Jean go down to the crossroads make a deal with the devil oh most I'm going to ask Miss mkin to teach me the music teacher at school the queen of the keys yep I figure one quick power sesh should get me ready for Lenny's party great plan honey I'm ready for the garlic Bob not to be all miss when is dinner but when is dinner and what is dinner you've been stirring that stuff forever oh this isn't dinner this is a home remedy f
or my armpit rash we found it online what it's well past dinner time sorry just feed your children okay uh Bob hand me the oatmeal the fish oil and the buttermilk no fair why do your armpits get to eat all the fun stuff oh it smells really weird a it's not that bad I mean it's a little weird okay it's really weird I'm just going to try it no Tina it's my medicine just give Tina whatever your armpits don't finish I'm so hungry Bob order a pizza get one with oatmeal fish oil and buttermilk on it s
o you want to become a skilled musician yes well good news all it takes is practice no discipline no and hard work no okay hearing a lot of nose look I just want to get good enough to get back into my man get discovered make it big throw it all away get it back again and we'll see what happens from there okay let's open up the workbook workbook do you hear how you sound right now Jean settle down listen to this that's a terrible song it's not a song it scales gross it's not gross it's gross it s
cales it can't be gross it's gross it's not gross as scales I'm just saying use drums or something what [Music] nothing again again we've been doing this for hours you've been doing it for 45 seconds ah I can't take it anymore Jean you don't become a skilled musici overnight but that's exactly what I have to do Lenny Deano's birthday party is tomorrow you're playing Lenny Deano's birthday party I was why don't you try and book next year or the year after that and practice until then and see if y
ou can get me on as your opening act would you who am I kidding I'm never going to be a skilled musician I think I'm just going to go home would it help if I played you out maybe he's leing a little early but that's okay he seems real depressed not helping all right there's a work in progress there's my little Jean toven how was your first music lesson what'd you learn I learned that I don't have what it takes what are you talking about you've got Swagger you got flare you got panach what else i
s there I'm not getting back in my band or any band I'm never going to get to hear one of my songs used in a Hyundai Elantra commercial never a I'd give you a hug hun but I'd get stinky pit paste all over head why do I never get that warning time to reapply oh God You released the Beast it smells fine if you don't breathe we got to move Lyn it's going to stick up the whole place all right we're going out to the alley to reapply Tina Louise Comfort your brother there there I know what'll make you
feel better here comes tickle and Tina tickle tickle tickle I don't need to be a musician in fact I don't need music at all really stop looking at me like that keyboard you know I'm right what would you do instead maybe I'll be a Baker or a Candlestick maker maybe I'll be a Potter or a teacher like welcome back cter maybe I'll juggle or maybe I'll juice be a Top Gun and be friends with goose one thing I know for sure I don't need music I don't need you anymore I don't need music I'm going to ki
ck you right out the door ah don't need music [Applause] anymore a why don't you take the hint and leave me alone here take this thing and get rid of it for me what are you saying I never want to see or hear from it again burn it Jean you don't want to do that takey it I have to report to the Miramar Naval Air Station in Miramar California come on out sweetie you've been in there all morning Jan come on we got to open up the restaurant no thank you I'm fine we missed your breakfast we missed all
your funny banana jokes that one where you pretend the banana is penis I don't love that one why it's a little easy why what do you mean easy he's got other ones like why which one he does the banana mustache he does Captain banana oh yeah oh I know what'll get him out who wants to see Mommy's big hairy pasty pits n good idea then all right all right nice try from the B team you guys go ahead downstairs The A Team will take it from here Jean we're coming in B Team all right we're leaving but on
ly because we have to open the restaurant and we're not the be team no like in a good way not in a good way so you're uh still done with me music right yes you haven't changed your mind nope this is what I'm doing now okay cool oh I almost forgot what is this that's your keyboard we burnt it just like you asked that's what you wanted right yes uh keyboard my keyboard keyboard my keyboard keyboard I don't want you to be dead aha we know it we know you still cared and that's why we didn't burn you
r keyboard what this isn't my keyboard no we burnt dad's new socks who does he think he is if you want to see your real keyboard put on your burger suit do something about that hair and come with us come on Jean let's play together like we used to you play the keyboard and we'll play the cups like all times no I can't I'm not a real musician well you're definitely a real something maybe musician just isn't the right word for you maybe you're um musici come on Jean Just One S yeah and after that
if you're still done with music we'll really burn this sucker uh come on this is going [Music] well there you [Music] go look they got Jean to play wow they really are The A Team you want some burgers and fries you want some burgers and fries well there's some right here you tell me no yeah burger Bo give him some [Laughter] straw yeah yeah wow spin hey you guys want to amp things up plug it up plug it in what do that me plug in the amp all right okay oh look the kids have little flash mob out t
here this thing's turning into a dance party I'm going out there dog Mark [Music] solo L I think the pitaste worked I can't see your rash anymore oh yeah the rash is gone you can shave yeah what you don't want to shave I don't know I kind of like him now my little hairy and Sally I mean great carpit hair cool madana thank you yeah what are you guys doing here isn't it almost time for Lenny's party well funny story um after you were invited to leave the band and you reluctantly accepted we um it'
s not fun anymore so you're saying you're sorry yeah want to get the band back together and go play Lenny's party all right hey who wants to go to a cool sixth graders party y let's lead everybody away from the restaurant no no no no no no dadad I hope Lenny's okay with this what am I saying Lenny this Stephano you guys are going to love him I want Burger surise I want Burger surise tell there some right here you tell me no lies I want tell there's some right here you tell me [Music] [Music] no
[Music] so everyone enjoying the dinner your father and I nicely made you don't be afraid to shout out compliments oh sorry it's really good thank you it's chicken right yes Tina I knew it sorry Mom I'm just still sort of reeling from school where my great flavored finger puppet was cruly taken from me yeah you've mentioned the finger candy thing finger puppet whoops hey no candy in class but I wasn't eating it then why does it look half eaten because I've been savoring it slowly and responsibly
well I'm going to savor doing this no no no no not TR and that's why grown-ups are monsters okay uh sorry about that Louise but uh kids we wanted to talk to you about something right are we all getting matching jumpsuits finally no so uh starting tomorrow your father and I thought it would be good and also really fun to do chores chores didn't we try those before and we were all like nah we're we're going to try it again yep you're going to clean the bathroom vacuum the floors dust stuff um are
we getting a raise in our very meager allowance because of these so-called chores yeah I mean yeah no I think the reward is that you are contributing to this family and learning that it's important to pitch in in society and stuff like that you know we do work in the restaurant every day for free not that any of us have called child welfare or anything except for that one time I didn't love that you did that the guy we talked to was nice oh yeah Todd what's he up to where is all this chore stuf
f coming from anyway NPR well if you must know I was talking to Grandma Gloria the other day and she reminded me that they made me and Gail do chores every weekend when we were growing up and she thought we should be doing it with you kids she actually thought we already were and I said we tried but it didn't really stick and then she made that sound ah Grandma Gloria no huggies from Genie for a year all right well what if we refuse to do these chores yeah respectfully okay well then I would res
pectfully say you don't have a choice right Bob uh right well then we're going to respectfully stop eating our vegetables Jean Tina want to stop eating your broccoli but I like broccoli right sorry well then you are respectfully not getting any dessert damn it okay then we are respectfully not doing our homework ooh you going to play this game with Mama oh yeah oh good but ly no TV means we don't get to watch TV oh no weakness they're going to crack what if they don't crack I'm worried they're n
ot cracking mm- nope not brushing them and if we get painful cavities we'll be the ones laughing yeah wait okay early bedtime in your room lights out now nuh-uh not going to bed until we get tired yeah guys I mean never right okay then no what no you got nothing no no Christmas ever again uh Linda want to have a quick chat I feel like it's not going well what what if I go by a bag of candy and we give them candy if they do the chores no Bob they should do chores cuz we told them to because it'll
make them better people in society and all that crap not to get candy I mean what if they turn into little delinquents who un listen to Authority and it ruins their lives then we'll just pretend we don't know them H maybe well the kids have to go to bed so we need a ceasefire I think okay fine you're right we'll put a pin in the chores thing and figure out a way to make him do them tomorrow blackmail maybe have you been writing stuff down I haven't kids come in here come on okay I'm sorry about
that no Christmas thing come on come up in the bed with Mama come on are you going to kill us no let's uh revisit the chores thing later why don't we all just relax huh so tired right no yes should we sing a nice song or tell a bedtime story huh a bedtime story like you guys used to do back when we were children oh yeah Dad you used to tell that story about pepperoni the Sleepy Pony oh right a pepperoni roaming the plains looking for a nice place to sleep and a little pepperoni aren't we all te
ll that story Bob okay um I think I remember it but maybe he's not sleepy and maybe he's really buff but also super humble about how buff he is but he's still into pepperoni uh okay so pepperoni the super buff Pony wanders around looking for a place to um not sleep and he ends up in a town it was a small mining town called westernville oh that's good and there were three siblings that Liv there the bels the the burps and they operated the town's Tavern the youngest ran the bar and the gambling s
ide of things oh give me giant boots with huge Spurs on the back and the front uh okay sure and the middle one ran the entertainment and I have one of those player pianos but I can carry it around you carry around a player piano yeah because it's Cutting Edge all right uh and the oldest runs the hotel and staes well more of a horse hotel that also has rooms for people right this way sir it's classy and uh maybe there's some nice sheriffs in this town married sheriffs okay yeah and they're really
great but the town's people don't listen to the sheriffs because the town's people can be big pains in the butt sometimes but I thought this was supposed to be a relaxing bedtime story yeah so what the sheriff says Hey burps maybe you can try and keep your area nice and clean today hm let me think about that oh and also but I mean maybe you could you know sweep up all the glass um I think I know the gambling business okay freedom and we not read them and sweep and I'm not cleaning up anything e
ither in the wild wild west they wouldn't listen to anything the married Sheriff said who were actually a lot older and smarter than the town's people but still good-looking for their age but there was a reason the town's people didn't want to listen to the married sheriffs no there wasn't yes there was because one night hey you are not telling the story because one night after they ordered the town's people to go to bed Town's people go to bed yeah where the was yeah and after all the old timey
old west lights were out the married Sheriff SC on their horses and they rode off into the night but not everyone went to bed the three burps followed the sheriffs had a boy pepperoni three Riders on him and he's not even breaking a sweat so buff they tracked him to the mine outside of town and there they discovered that the married sheriffs were having a sneaky nighttime meeting with owner of the mine and super rich guy Mr Gold order hello I was just kissing my gold good night so how's the sec
ret plan to have those nitwit towns people keep the place nice and tidy going so that big G will be impressed and water to BU the town the mine and all this land and we get our big pay out wait what no the marriage Sheriff's the good guys yeah that's what they want you to think turns out their intentions were not so good in fact they were bad no and all to serve their own greedy purposes no M we got to get rid of the married sheriffs yep the meriff that's what I call them pepperoni likes [Music]
it so the plan the Tidy towns people plan catch me up how's it going it's going really good it's not going good it's not going good well you two need to get tough maybe make an example of one of them blasting with your bean Blaster like this that's uh the exact Rock I was aiming to hit I should have said that beforehand anyway everything has to be perfect for when Big G comes she does not approve of messy towns or ill- behaved towns people and if Big G doesn't approve then she's not going to bu
y us out and we don't get the money which I know we're all big fans of don't worry we'll make sure Big G is Happy what am I smelling oh that's me I I don't wash myself that's okay so the town's people had to figure out how to get rid of a terrible greedy smelly sheriffs why if I just pop down to the pharmacy and ask for drugs that put kids to sleep probably not but maybe anyway the three siblings had a secret meeting of their own okay all the town's people chipped in we got about $1,000 here or
we can offer you and your horses a free all expenses paid weekend here at the Inn which includes drinks horse massages our finest pretty clean chamber pots your own personal Entertainer look at you using your ch pot I think we'll just take the money but I like that song so how exactly does the whole taking someone and leaving them in the middle of nowhere business work well basically we just take them and then we uh leave them in the middle of nowhere okay then y with no money uncomfortable walk
ing shoes only like a super small thing of sun screen no podcast okay but what if then one of the leave in the middle of nowhere guys starts asking some questions are you sure you want to get rid of the married sheriffs I mean I haven't been here long but they seem nice to me and and loving I want to say yeah and wise like they've got all this with to pass on about life and the world they're forcing us to do chores D what no way you guys seem like you work so hard all the time and you're delight
ful I know well I'm going to enjoy leaving them in the middle of nowhere and maybe only one bathroom break on the way and then after that we'll be like you got to hold it yeah but if we have to go we still stop I I have a small bladder but a big heart married Sheriff Bob I think something weird might be going on why cuz some strangers threw us on a horse and put a blanket over us yeah I'm beginning to think BBE this isn't about a surprise birthday party for us at all I mean for one thing it's no
t anywhere close to our birthdays yeah come to think of it I was actually the one who said is this like a surprise birthday party thing and they said sure whatever oh that's right where are we the middle of nowhere what town is that near n this is your stop can we have our Bean blasters back no reason also can you maybe give us your bean blasters no reason nope fair enough and don't you start pleading with us not to leave you here cuz we don't feel emotionally compromised about this at all uh pl
ease don't leave us here dang it please I'm not wearing the right bra for this sorry that's the block are they still looking at us uh let me check yeah do they look poed pretty pretty poed how about now hm look still pretty upset oh man hey cheer up let's go get you a western omelet okay so the marriage Sheriff's got what they deserved the end what a great story I mean the structure is a little all over the place that's not the end no no no you know why because nobody's kissed yet because the ma
rried sheriffs didn't give up they they weren't going to let those Punky towns people win not that it was about winning or losing no it was so they started walking and they kept on walking and sure there were some piggyback rides and then they switched yeah yep and and they fought wolves they danced with wolves and they fought more wolves because those wolves didn't like the fact that they danced with those other wolves anyway it was all to get back to the town's people to help them and watch ov
er them oh no the towns people are having an amazing time and just totally taking care of themselves [Applause] well that's because they didn't know what was coming it was trouble real bad trouble the bad kind you naughty little nink poops you couldn't just do what you were told could you big G is going to change this whole place you could have been part of it a wonderful new civilized society the well-mannered West she's going to call it and also I'm going to get even richer which will be prett
y cool so what's it going to be you leave town or my minor minions and I full of beans in a bad way in a very bad way Linda what too harsh a won don't you make me scared of beans woman so the town's people who could have avoided all this by just listening to the sheriffs and cleaning up the place but now now they were staring down the bean Blaster barrels of Mr Gold Oda and his minor minions it was a standof they were so standoffish sorry standoff music [Music] w w w stop stop we here to protect
you who me that's nice no them oh boo also water would be great anyone have water I'll ask later wait wait wait why should we trust you because because why because we're the sheriffs and it's our job to protect you but how do we know you're not just out for yourself working with gold order to get your big payday by impressing Big G okay yeah maybe we wanted to impress Big G a little bit so so us not that this town has a lawyer I'm a lawyer oh you are yep personal injury mostly oh uh great a lit
tle tax law okay yeah I got it yep anyway what if doing chores was actually good for you huh did you ever think about that you punks that that we love maybe making you do chores is protecting you from being delinquents ah why don't you just listen us no huh hey see that's what happens when we listen to you we get all distracted and we get our Bean Blaster stolen damn it m hied my whole outfit together but then married Sheriff Linda said well you can't Bean blast all of us skull do for one thing
it would be a big beanie mess and you know Big G doesn't like messes that's true dang it but then he had an idea I have an idea let's have some fun y burps married sheriffs how about a quick draw contest each round is two people two beans Best Shot wins and the winner of the whole thing gets to decide who stays is and who goes oh and also I'm entering and I'm an amazing shot yep that's the one I was trying to hit and I did whoa whoa whoa the sheriffs would not get into a quick draw contest with
their own people also Louise this sounds a lot like the movie The quick and the dead which came first the movie or the story uh the movie so is it like a romcom or have you seen that movie Louise only like the parts they showed on TV while you were asleep on the couch when I watched the whole movie anyway of course the sheriffs would do Because deep down they knew it was the only way to prove who's boss of this town no I don't think so she's right they got to do the bean Blaster competition thin
gy to show who boss and Sheriff Bob and Sheriff Linda somehow both win the end so the contests began first up marry Sheriff Bob versus Louise and please enjoy my tiny hat a baby gave it to me just kidding I had it made bye baby you're going down uh can I go against someone else maybe someone uh Les intimidating maybe the lawyer hey nope okay I [Music] just my butts out isn't it it is disgusting well that's not fair also Louise why would my butt flap be open wouldn't it be closed oh they don't in
vent closing butt flaps for another 50 Years everybody just listen mom I didn't get to the part where you shoot jeans belt off and his butt is hanging out nice you ashes to ashes butt to butt what wait did I die no you were just being dramatic got it continue how did I do Louise pretty good get ready for me to um shoot you with oh you won so not great then it was time to find out who would face off with gold OD in the final round and that's when Golder decided to make it more interesting let's m
ake it more interesting now that we're down to the real deal head honchos around here why don't we switch to the real deal Bean lier you can't be serious the lima beans are huge and they hurt like hell and they taste okay at best I mean if you sé them with a little butter sorry and married Sheriff Linda said I can't believe you're about to blast me with the lima bean and L said I can't believe you're about to blast me with the Lima beine just do the freaking choice no freaking way why can't you
just do something when I ask you to I'm in charge and I know it's best for you it's like you don't respect me at all even though Everything I Do I Do It For You okay Brian Adams sorry not doing them ah it's so frustrating you know what forget forget everything I don't care I don't care what you do are you crying during a quick draw competition no I'm fine just stop I'm in charge and I'm fine I'm fine uh-oh uh hey everyone uh look at uh pepperoni the pony so hot not all about you pepperoni uh do
I [Music] when is Mom okay I'm only asking cuz she ran out of the room crying maybe it's part of her nightly Beauty regiment that we just AR aware of if it works it works I'm going to uh go talk to her or maybe I go oh uh okay so anybody have any fun weekend plans no okay uh Mom hi I'm fine I just needed to fart so I ran out here to fart and I'm I'm not crying even though it's really cold for moms to get angry and frustrated and cry in front of their kids I'm sorry I made you not cry now I feel
like a jerk I just it's not easy having someone bigger than you telling you what to do all the time and then that thing at school the bonds taking my beautiful finger puppet you uh you caught me at a bad time I know I know but I just had that phone call with Grandma and her whole chore Spiel got in my head so let's call it all Grandma's fault no we love Grandma but yes sort of also I mean one of our chores was to like Grandpa's cigars like in our mouths so I could still taste it so maybe she's n
ot mother of the year well now she sounds great it's just you know it's it's so much pressure trying to raise good kids good humans you can mess you up and then I get mad at you guys but you're just being kids it's it's just you know it's just a lot mostly cuz of Tina right and Jean come here you you know I'm glad you're so spunky it'll be good for you when you're older nobody's going to push my Louise around he'll be the toughest little cutie in prison thanks Mom and I'm still so going to try t
o make you do Choice never what if I give you candy deal maybe some of those finger blasters finger puppets the candy thing was my idea I'd clean the crap out of this place for some candy as usual candy solves everything now can we go back to Mom and Dad's bed and finish the story I need to know what happens to that intriguing piano player does he ever play Coachella oh hurried up already I need to go home and wash these miners before tomorrow they're filthy what the yeah we're on the same side
now yeah deal with it h y same TI whatever I'll just Bean you both could you stand just next to each other and and also stand closer to me what is going on oh Big G when did you get here just now I took a coach from the train station the driver was very rough with my bags and his horses were way too loud oh sorry to hear that well everything's fine Big G just going to get rid of all these naughty towns people real quick and then I can take you on a fun tour FYI the married sheriffs are not cool
anymore is nobody doing any chores around here here I do not approve well guess what that's fine you don't have to approve of it yeah agree to disapprove this is our town these are our people and that tart onion Yoda is our smell and sure us sheriffs may not always do what we're supposed to do but we do what we need to do for the good of this town and I'm going to be a better Sheriff if I listen to my gut and not someone else's gut who doesn't even live here and right now my God is telling me ba
ck off Big G wait there's a cannon and a I ride it somehow yeah Bean Cannon and it's rolling on its own well that's how some cannons work back then I'm pretty sure hey should we move them no they look so sweet we can all fit right yep half my body is probably fine just floating wait you forgot something yeah oh right this is some good pepperoni a pepperoni roll the plains yes sir he's one handsome Pony one handsome Pony looks like he found some pepperoni he's super buff and super humble the only
thing hotter than his muscles are his [Music] morals flexing his come on [Music] pepperoni hooray radi day R bet one Warf with pop pop I've got my raincoat I've got my least water absorbent socks I even had my pre pop pop PE poop yeah going to amusement parks when it's sunny as for idiots little drizzle means no lines for rides Jerry might get struck by lightning but at least we won't be waiting in line when it happens well I'm looking forward to some quality time with Grandpa I like how we enj
oy the same ride intensity less thrill more chill yep you have the same taste and fun as a 75-year-old man thank you a they're so excited about their day with Grandpa it's sweet uh-huh what what is it Bob it's just I I hope my dad doesn't do that thing he's been doing lately what thing the thing where he talks about how the world is terrible and it's all going to end soon all right that thing food's going to run out this article says 10 years no more food yep thanks with the Mel and ice caps pre
tty soon Ocean Avenue will just be ocean mhm your grandkids aren't going to know what a polar bear is or a tiger you go to the zoo it's just going to be a gift shop probably overpriced too uhhuh he he didn't used to be like that it's a getting older thing I think like he's kind of getting ready to leave the party so he doesn't feel bad about telling everybody how much the party stinks and everybody at the party will starve soon well you talk to him about it right sort of he he can be a little de
fensive so Dad uh you know how you can get sort of apocalyptic in a not so great way what do you mean you know like how you watch that documentary and you texted me stop what you're doing and go buy all the water you can right now because it's going to be gone soon oh Oh you mean how I share helpful tips that'll save your family's life okay never mind got to go buy water and rain barrels and WR not water on it so your neighbors don't steal it got to go and today it's just going to be him and the
m and cloud of Darkness that follows him wherever he goes hi everybody Hey Big B all right grandpa day Wonder War this mom is jealous I have to stay here and work at this dumb old place just kidding poop that's funny pop up question how much cotton candy is too much cotton candy ah I don't know three perfect answer and if we vomit on a ride can we buy more of the food that we vomited of course well I hope you all have fun and uh you know just keep it light and and fun okay go go go love you be g
ood for Grandpa what are you talking about we're always Good and Plenty that candy with named after us Papa scramble pant first that's how we like to do it a great first ride an appetizer we scramble and then we ramble sometimes we amble or maybe the mle hill is a better appetizer something gentle for the gentleman Tina scramble fine scramble me baby hey you I predict you will enjoy some fried clams oh oh oh it's clam stradamus Wonder warf's doest thing that makes you feel uncomfortable what is
it now it's a talking clam that tells your future and I guess tries to get you to eat fried clams you there in your red jacket you look hungry down your grandpa you Wen fried CL whoa is someone in there there's no room how's he know this stuff he's cloy yeah they must have a camera or a spy satellite is that it is that how you do it I see all like your brother picking his nose coincidence he probably says that to everyone I don't like it don't be so specific come on let's scramble I want to feel
centrifugal force on my innards your inard skard [Music] mhm with with with with okay grandpa needs a little bench time here's five bucks for each of you and make sure you spend it if you come back with money you're doing it wrong this is in no way related but Grandpa did I mention how much I like your style meet me back here in a half hour or so and don't get any tattoos that your parents can see hey L hey Teddy what you Happ I'm not here to eat I I got a bit of Emergency on my heads but I'll
take a burger fries what's going on I need to ask you and Bob a huge favor no problem I mean we should hear it first I need you to take a picture of me like a really good picture for the handy home website you know that site that has has a bunch of Handy folks and plumbers and electricians on it for hire I thought it'd be a good way to drop up some extra business see look at all these handy folks with great pictures oh yeah I would hire her I would hire him I mean but I won't see how friendly to
Bel guy looks but every picture I try to take in myself I look like a murderer what no don't be silly oh God it's the eyes sorry see that's why I need your help I need to get my profile up every second I'm not on this website I'm losing business I'll take a picture Teddy I can make this camera love you or at least FL with you at the bar and laugh at your jokes thanks Linda I brought some M possibilities I thought maybe Brown could bring out my eyes murder eyes it's just sorry your life is about
to take a delicious turn into some fried clams or not hey you're done for the day we're shutting down the Clam Shack the Park's pretty empty because of the weather ah too bad I was really in the zone today cuz I can get two in my head sometimes uhuh yeah Y and just like that our money is gone which means no more ride tickets which means we need to get our butts back to Grandpa and also we love them clam stradamus any clam related fortunes you'd like to share or observations about The Human Cond
ition he's thinking H guys look at this I like looking at stuff maybe we shouldn't be in here so this is the microphone that they used to make Mr thas talk close the door close the door hey everyone I know all I see all bow down to me who wants to know their future hey mister you're going to keep walking that way am I right or am I right and you're going to receive a phone call on your birthday from someone you know guys stop what if we get caught why would we get caught also we're supposed to g
o meet pop pop and also we're supposed to be good this doesn't count as good Tina pop would be mad if we didn't do this come on just try it fine uh so how's everyone doing today oh they're gone keep going uh so hey uh your future is um I'm a clam okay maybe do more farts allow me that was beautiful wait till you hear the finale hey C guy your fortune is really really good but uhoh it's getting foggy bring us I mean bring me clamas uh 10 ride tickets and I'll be able to see it much more clearly l
et's just keep walking don't walk away we have so much more to tell you you're going to get married but you won't be able to agree on the items in your registry don't let Craton Barrel destroy you this has been so so fun and hasn't made me anxious at all but we should get back to Grandpa now Tina we've barely scratched the surface of this thing hey you you give me that banana a lot of people give stuff bananas to clars don't think about it just do it so close oh well so leaving now Grandpa's pro
bably wondering where we are ah okay he's alive that would have been twice this week okay you hammering in nail but you're not making a big deal about it it's fun you're having fun like this no now it looks like you're in pain think of something happy I said something happy not whose body is in your basement oh why is this so hard just be natural you haven't blinked in like 10 minutes okay tell me what the blink just blink how you normally blink I only blink at night that's sleeping dad's not te
xting me back oh Bob just put that thing down and don't even worry about it no not you teddy keep holding the hammer okay now you're holding it weird like you've never held a hammer before I don't know what to do with my body okay uh what's a different way to text please don't destroy our kids childhoods just quit worrying about it everything's going to be okay Teddy did your mouth start twitching it's hard to look normal for this long maybe after I finish these I'll just go down there cuz it yo
u know it's fun when your dad shows up to check on your grandpa it's kind of slow here with the rain anyway I don't know won't that look like we don't trust your dad with our kids no no cuz I'm going to be a cool laid-back buffer who's all about just having fun a funloving buffer a fluffer wait not that not a fluffer okay I I won't be gone for long these are ready oh Teddy I don't think that's working I know I know it's so easy for you Bob with your Charming lovable face I hate you sorry sorry h
ello hey Dad uh I was just calling to see how it's going uh with the kids uhuh oh uh it's uh good great that's great uh-huh hey I I was just thinking how much more fun it would be if I came down there and we all hung out oh really yeah I just thought it' be nice to all be at the warf together also I'm here so I'll hang up now uh where are the kids did you say something that might have made them not want to be around you what no I I gave him each five bucks and told them to meet me back here in 3
0 minutes wait what did you think I did nothing nothing so I guess we should just wait for them here all right oh uh hey let's go look for the kids yeah I'm up so I might as well stay home great oh yeah hey people don't be afraid I'm not so different than you okay guys for real we should leave now uh hello fellas fellas fellas what's the rush hey how's it going pretty weather we're having what's your name Muses what are you on the swim team or something so uh you came down here on the day I'm ta
king care of the kids do you not trust me with them what no I I mean sure I have no idea where they are right now but the close I think so I'm doing pretty good mhm hey you get that article I sent you about the island of garbage in the Pacific yes I uh I I I definitely read it all this stuff's going to end up F just a giant island of stuffed animals and plastic oh we should win that gorilla for the kids wait what I can't believe you that I guess I'm good at aiming water and stuff except in the b
athroom sometimes I'm working on it we all are the kids are going to love this if we ever find them dibs on it if we don't well we're we're back at the bench and they're not here maybe we could see where they are from up there at the seat Str they will be after you sit there we could wipe this seat with the Gill how dare you here I got a high quality totally hygienic rag great great wipe wipe wipe all set hop on gentlemen uh it's just as ret but okay well we've told some fortunes we've sung some
songs we've use naughty words our work might be done here yeah I'd like to not get caught so please yes can we go guess it is getting late and I think we've changed some lives today yeah we told that guy to grow a ponytail that's going to open up a whole new world for him well it's jammed or something what uh maybe you got to shove it what if I just oh my God we we're locked in how we can't get out are we being punished for being helpful and delightful oh we're going to get in trouble Grandpa's
going to get in trouble that's extra trouble and I wasn't comfortable normal trouble it's okay it's okay okayy there's got to be someone who can let us out so not a ton of people out there here help we're locked in we're kids we're adorable kids inside here this is real life were the walls always this close how did we not see this coming we're supposed to be able to see the future we're clam Damas damn it help P guy three kids are locked in here wait telling the truth it's not just hilarious Hi
gh Gates we apologize for trying to get you to give us your ride tickets we were carefree and stupid then now we know life is fragile oh teen white we sort of out that connection right I'm a teen just like you stuck in this booth with my siblings please let us out and then we can just see where things we just go stop saying weird stuff wait wait can you at least find our grandpa and tell them that we're in here your grandpa yes please go look for old white guy and bring up here and maybe grab us
I don't know a corn dog or something our grandpa will pay you back he's good for it [Music] weird can't see them starting to get a little worried maybe they have a place to make announcements like at supermarkets for when kids are missing no judgment on anyone who was watching them none taken mostly maybe I should call the restaurant see if the kids are there oh how cool do you look so personable and friendly yes my goggles are kind of fogging up can you see my eyes oh yeah yeah yeah just the r
ight amount of your eyes okay so what should I do maybe we go away from the hammer what's the uh friendliest tool you got I don't know maybe a wrench oh yes yes a nice friendly wrench pick out a cute one oh hold on hey Bob how's the WF hey Lynn uh are the kids there no why would they be here uh well I'm with my dad but uh we just don't have the kids at the moment so I I was just checking okay but we'll find them we lose them and then we find them that's our thing I'll call you back or call me if
they show up there okay wait Bob what do you think the friendliest tool is uh how about this one no no Cuda do you have Cuda maybe I don't know what do you think about a tape measure yeah yeah Teddy's terrible at getting his picture taken what nothing bye oh God how do you make a tape measure look scary uh pliers jeez what if a shark jumped out of the ocean and grabbed all three of them there's more sharks in these Waters every year you know sharks are having a Haiti and they're coming for us D
ad when have sharks ever you know uh I've been meaning to talk to you about something again not a criticism exactly but okay I hate this already uh never mind uh maybe we should uh split up we can cover more ground that way and then we can text if we find him okay fine but tutu gorilla is coming with me it likes me better I mean it hasn't had a chance to get to know me but fine hey how's the burger very good thank you great let me ask you something would you hire this guy to do handyman work aro
und your house oh my no I live alone I wouldn't have him in the house what about this one would you hire him now no MM never you can he has done bad bad things you can tell Linda I told you I can't do it it can't be done oh God you're right here sorry you look less scary in person a little less I'll just go into another line of work I'll be a telemarketer uh with that voice though no Teddy Teddy Teddy Teddy let me just make you a burger okay we'll figure this out maybe don't leave me alone with
him actually it's fine he's fine right yeah yeah yeah I'm a gentle person it's the pictures it's the pictures where are you kids sharks can't jump out together oh do we live here now I don't know if I totally like the layout uh yeah there's no TV and the toilet leaves something to be desired cuz it's the floor oh my God dad what Dad he's walking away dad dad what if Dad freaked the kids out freaked them out and they ran away cuz they're scared of the ice cop spting coming throw nobody died we'll
come back for that [Music] [Applause] okay well let's think about sleeping Arrangements because we are stuck in here for the night I call this gu I call this gu Dam it oh somebody anybody please okay kind of emptying out here kids not anywhere in sight feeling fine about that totally fine help help help help us please help us we don't quite get it dad's never going to find us no one's ever going to find us we're going to have to marry each other it'll be a small ceremony tasteful wait kids are
you in there Dad yes we're in here we're talking through a microphone in a little booth we're locked in hurry hurry it's filling up with Teena breath and Jean f how did you know we needed you did you smell us from the restaurant I didn't I I came for another reason but where's the booth I I don't understand where you are to your left I mean you're right sorry I was never good at that but I have other qualities are you in here there's those beautiful sad tired eyes yes yes in here the door's over
here but it's jammed or blocked or something okay I'm coming I can't open it how how did this happen it was faded in the stars and also the booth was empty and we went in and someone must have locked us in here I can't see any Wonder Warf people I guess I'll go get somebody whoa whoo whoa hold on father I'm just now realizing that it might not be good for the staff here to know about the whole us messing around with the clam thing we don't want to be on the no ride list I've heard it's very har
d to get off unless you know someone in the state department yeah well we'll just have to deal with that jeez there is a gap here maybe if I could wedge something in I might be able to free the bolt and it wouldn't even be broken oh yep yep this fell off a ride I'm going to see if I can wedge it into the door jam also I I don't think we should let you ride the ride to anymore this place is falling apart cheer up Teddy who needs pictures and websites I don't think the internet's going to last tha
t long anyway yeah I guess baby oh that's good oh stop what I I mean don't stop take another bite I I mean chew first and then take another bite wow like this that's it your face look at your face oh yeah I look kind of happy yeah you look normal and happy it's the burger the food here takes the murder out of people's size there's your handy profile picture do you think it's okay that I'm not fixing anything and I'm eating oh yeah oh get your tools and then take a bite and Hammer something okay
I bet Cindy Crawford did the same thing kept the burger right next to her that probably wasn't even a mle just a little bit of burger almost got it not worried that you've been saying that for so long help I did it I'm strong sure you are so I did you come here Dad didn't trust us with Grandpa thought we'd take his pills and push him into the ocean no it's not you with him it's him with you oh no he's a good grandpa this wasn't his fault it's our fault I I mean some of us said let's not do this
and other people weren't receptive dad seriously what were you worried about you were acting weird in the restaurant earlier but I just figured it was a new thing you were trying It's just sometimes pop pop can be a little dark about life and kind of negative you mean like you what yeah Mr everything's bad all the time I'm tired I'm worried my back hurts I'm Bob wa that's pretty good thank you what no that's not that doesn't sound like me that much there's pop up now oh should we clam sh doas hi
m it's invigorating you'll see um what no also I just got you out of there I missed it a little hey you cool guy with that beautiful gorilla huh what oh you again listen I don't know how this works but did you see three kids cuz I'm looking for them wow they sound amazing do you want to talk about which one you like the best and which one you could do without frankly all right thank you goodbye wait let us tell you your future you're going to live for what, years the world won't even be around i
n a thousand years does they well have moved to a other location or no because it's all going to okay that's it you know I've been trying to say this to you and I'm just going to say it as a talking clown clamer doas Dr clamer doas if you keep saying stuff like that around your grandkids they're going to believe you and then it might actually come true so maybe don't say horrible stuff about the future to people who have to live in the future like Marty McFly well for your information clamer wha
tever your name is clamer it says it right there I'm not always worried about the future oh really yeah and that's because of my grandkids they might actually figure stuff out and you know fix oh yeah missed in deep thoughts on a rainy day I didn't know you felt like that well I'm I'm I'm glad we talked do you mind if I go oh sure but I've got one last prediction uh if you walk towards the ferris wheel your family will meet you there okay goodbye and I project if you buy five fried do they will
be very appreciated that might have been the best conversation I've ever had with my dad let's come back here when you want to tell us about sex by the way has popup always walked around with a giant gorilla or did he win that for us today oh yeah he did woo hey you know what why don't you go catch up to Papu tell him I had to go back to the restaurant okay which restaurant enjoy the rest of your afteron together you know what I wish we could get briide clams I know oh yeah me too should we wait
here till they open in the morning we'll come back my name is dras and again my name isas dras oh to who wants another future I know all I see all [Music] my name is Dr again my name is to wait pleas tell your [Music] future alhamdulillah just for my video so and take store because everything fell lovely my mag [Music] Sun for for
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