oh my god [Music] uh [Music] oh [Music] so [Music] oh you see the whole time [Music] i go blind if i saw through your eyes guys come on she's going to be here any second really [Music] [Music] if [Music] [Music] hey dominic elsa i'm so glad you made it thanks for driving ah and you brought people great you're so funny this is dwayne pleasure hey don i uh brought a shitload of beer charming feel free to call me dominic and you are sarah hey i'm friends with your exchange student mariko well isn't
that something i hope the couple miles from the parking lot weren't too inconvenient for you oh yeah man i didn't even park there just drove right around that gate went halfway up the logging road before the trail got too small well that's a law broken pick that up before you come inside please ilsa may i speak with you in the kitchen for a moment [Music] that hurts what oh nothing except that you invited two strangers without asking me first it was supposed to be you me and my exchange student
s i don't have enough free and [ __ ] they are not strangers dwayne's kind of my boyfriend and sarah knows mariko from the s.a.t course i thought you and sarah might you also she smokes so and he's like 45 where the [ __ ] do you find these people i swear to god you never should have left private school he's 23. you always do this as long as i've known you and i know that one day you're gonna have to discern the people you can trust from the people you just can't dominic i'm sorry i didn't know
you expected me to come alone but we graduated and this may be the last chance all my friends get to be together i didn't want to leave anyone out [Music] [ __ ] fine it's fine the weekend can still go according to plan i mean what's two more people after all marcus hey dom how are you and you brought rumor it's like i never even graduated please come in marcus rumor everyone meet each other make yourselves at home i need to go set up the loft i wasn't planning on using marcus i wasn't sure you'
d come thanks for inviting me totally thanks ilsa hey hey rumor don't touch any of my dad's [ __ ] sorry [Music] please be good to get some uni time hey marcus dwayne marcus went to my old school before i transferred yeah yeah marcus from private school i've heard a lot about you man elsa talks about you all the time i've heard a bunch about you too how do you know elsa again i'm her boyfriend right well good to meet you yeah yeah man likewise god you look great marcus and you are miraculous how
's your novella coming oh my god i finished the first draft [ __ ] a novella you even read isla's writing sounds like he hasn't read much at all you have got to read her stuff man this girl is really good sylvia plath meets henry miller the short story about the clown's mouth so good better than good beautiful perfect baby blush well babe we better go choose our bedroom and uh start unpacking [Music] nope just squat anywhere you like marcus and rumor you're in the loft great i really appreciate
it dominic there are three beds up there right yeah but why do you need three beds oh well uh eli came up with us he trailed back to smoke some pot eli dakota eli dakota that drug addict is staying in my father's cabin you guys know my dad is the police commissioner right [Music] i brought acid and a shovel why is that well when marcus said cabin i thought i'd have to dig holes the [ __ ] in this place is a mansion dude right so dig zero [ __ ] holes like one [ __ ] is too many shitholes all rig
ht all right hey buck [Music] here we go again what don't look it just encourages them why does it bother you so much just ignore it i'm not bothered by it it's just lame to use this as a prop in their sex play i know we know what they're doing don't you think oh i see what don't play dumb i can smell you getting all wet from here oh sarah no must be marcus's [ __ ] i smell [Music] marcus am i weird no i mean i'm not like embarrassing you or anything am i [Laughter] i mean i know i was only invi
ted because you were invited okay so high school's over rumor you gotta let it go you know look at this place it's gonna be a good weekend i just these guys always make me feel like i'm doing something wrong look i want you here i want you here nobody's gonna cast you out all right all right all right how about marcus though right should i even be worried about that [ __ ] pretty boy marcus is the best you got no worries around him he's a stand-up guy everyone loves him yeah i bet i mean i mean
i mean what about like him and elsa though oh no yeah you should totally worry about them yeah no they're like perfect for each other yeah i'm sorry i misunderstood you know yeah it's cool man thanks cool six [Music] [Music] we get you [Music] beats and rhymes 24 7 all time often i go back and reflect though living like mr window giving my all for what i was most into a sacrifice to rock mics and most of my folks said i must have lost my damn mind cause my grind is not like yours gorilla tours a
nd mixtape lay the foundation eli you okay take a look at that goose what that goose out there it's been there all day i don't see a goose it was there before and there's no such thing as time [Music] i don't know about you but i don't feel very safe [Music] foreign [Music] hey i'm so glad you could make it did someone else agree to cover your shift or oh no not really my boss said cover the dates or you're fired do you quit just to come here yeah i figured was my last chance to see you marcus i
no no i know look i know you're with this other guy but i just oh listen i randomly hooked up with duane at a party and brought him here as a shield against dominic he's not i mean you're the one i come back inside soon okay right um yes so [Music] [ __ ] i'm drunk yeah beer and vodka will do that yeah well it's my drink bud the vodlogger [Music] what you're comical with your vodloggers and your high school girls oh hey a toast i would like to apologize for my churlish behavior earlier it's goi
ng to be a great weekend and i'm glad you're all here dominic this place is paradise so then did all y'all go to high school with elsa yep at lakeside it's fancy so then does that mean that you're all going to harvard with elsa and the tokyo twins i'm number three on the wait list actually my parents are pissed i'm number nine well that's a wake-up call but it's nice you know all of us getting together like this before heading off to school yes true thanks tom thanks dominic oh cute guys i'll ki
ck your asses right out of here i swear to god wow i don't know nobody that i went to high school with now that that's over they're all dead you say they're dead what all your friends are dead they're off whatever dead to you yeah yes man eli gets it thank you dude [Music] have you tried all the eyes i pod i feel like i should be offended oh i just remembered i got an old playstation upstairs in the master bedroom for this digital is there three not two but i got vice city no zombie boss boys an
d video games i swear we could play a game like a non-video game oh yeah like what we could play dead body no video game for real my foot is down baby it's a ps2 they don't even make those anymore no dead body's not a video game it's it's like an old parlor game lame seriously no come on it sounds like fun okay so what do we do rules okay one of us is secretly the killer and um after i count to three and hit the lights everyone hides once a minute passes um the murderer sneaks around and if he o
r she pinches you you're out and if you find the victim you call out dead body or the murderer could call it out and play innocent and then we all regroup and argue about who we think the killer is get it you guys i'm surprised to be intrigued what happens if you falsely accuse someone you're dead you're out you know what it's perfect i'm into it rumor don't touch me though seriously that's what i'm talking about beats playstation right the countdown starts once i turn the light off after that w
atch your backs one two three uh no following come on elsa that's what the killer would say [Music] oh [Music] you're supposed to say dead body you don't have to scream and stuff [ __ ] you what's he doing with ketchup all over his neck anyway wait but sarah did you see who tried to kill kenji i saw someone bolt right before i screamed who i vote marcus okay all right can we just do another round get this thing over with please okay okay one two three it's way too creepy down there [Music] [Musi
c] [Music] american mariko you guys you guys jesus sarah this game's really getting to you huh [ __ ] happened i was just down there in the dark and something really weird was going on mariko was acting where is she mariko sarah it's just the game getting in your head yeah besides i think her and kenji are in the bedroom you know no [ __ ] way and i didn't hear any playstation when i walked by their room not not that i was it's actually my room but whatever japanese people are always [ __ ] what
ever sarah don't defend her ilsa she always ditches me to go have sex marcos spoken english isn't that great she probably said something and you didn't understand her you always take her side inconsiderate [ __ ] fiery okay look can we just drink this game's not working and i lost my buzz a long time ago come on we haven't even given it a chance yet bring on round three yeah dwayne yeah maybe we'll actually get somewhere without little miss downer and the foreigners okay okay one two three [Musi
c] go [ __ ] nothing [Music] [Music] so i hope you're finished [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] what the [ __ ] [Music] this is a trick right rumor are you behind this oh god no moniko it's not a trick [Music] dwayne what are you doing what am i doing call 9-1-1 you little shits no cell reception call do something [ __ ] [Music] thanks rumor rumor what is it all three of them he killed all three of them at once how all right all right move i got eli shovel okay i got a hacksaw a knife i got
two flashlights uh i got a hammer a hook and a nail gun grab a weapon we're under attack i call that nail gun no nail guns mine you lie you brought the damn shovel take that i'll trade it for the knife then no no the knife is ilses guys just just barricade every door and stand guarded a window okay it's simple we'll wait till it's light out and we can go down to my car i saw a sheriff's office like three hours back [ __ ] that let's go there now now now while it's dark out and a killer's on the
loose and some tools that i found [ __ ] that man oh no sarah sarah's out there we have to grab her guys what easy duane i'm just trying to figure out figure out what this isn't a mystery [ __ ] the game is over the window is closed and locked there's no way the killer could have gotten out that way dude seriously who the [ __ ] cares just grab a weapon pick one and hunker your ass down but that means no wait the killer could still be in the house let's find a [ __ ] [Music] [Music] foreign ugh
so jesus christ rumor hey make sure those windows are shut tight maybe those dumb [ __ ] found something oh god look no let it go what happened um i i think we found where monica was killed oh um so so he he didn't kill all three of them at once the bastard killed mariko and dragged her out that door and up the ladder to dominic's room why i don't know but when he got there he must have found kenji so he strangled him and then when the killer was hiding the bodies dominic must have walked in on
him right because um dominic had the only key but but but why go through all the trouble of carrying monaco up there i don't know to hide her mother [ __ ] hardy boys over here i'm going upstairs and anybody who wants to live through the night can come with me and a story [Music] but dwayne what i am saying is that someone is playing the game for real with us don't care eli grab that end and they came from the inside and the window is still locked which means it's more likely that it's one of u
s okay okay okay let me get this straight you think that one of us just got carried away and started killing people that's idiotic and you think what some lunatic lives in the woods in the middle of nowhere waiting for us to play a game called dead body and then sneaks in and starts killing us without anyone seeing them that's idiotic and why didn't dominic marco or kenji scream when they saw a total stranger it has to be i mean it could have been a homeless nut living out here or a a squatter i
t's not us that's crazy but the house was spotless there was no signs of life no signs of a break-in we have to get out of here wait lisa just hang on even if it's one of these guys we can't all head out into the woods if one of them is a killer you and i will go alone really and duane oh gee thanks hun hey what about the rest of us why would we take you you're the one whose idea was to play what's that proof you guys it's so obviously dwayne he's dwight son of a [ __ ] are you guys seeing this
you're blaming us i ought to put a nail in your head let him go put the nail gun down [ __ ] you son of a [ __ ] guys we have to calm down even if one of us is the killer it can't possibly take all of us at once so let's just talk yeah yeah let's talk let's talk about this you were stalking mariko what the hell give me back my journal uh let's see i followed marico to the egyptian theater that day when she came out of the movie she was so alive so full of spirit it wrenched my heart open to see
kenji walk out after her rumor yes okay i had feelings for her but then why would i do this it must have killed you to watch them constantly go off to [ __ ] yeah you couldn't take it anymore so you snuck in while they were [ __ ] and killed them both that's insane yeah yeah maybe except dominic saw you too right and you killed him that's why you told sarah to stay out of kenji and marco's room you said they were [ __ ] but you didn't want her to see that proves nothing put your personal feeling
s away and think who could have done this it's simple if it was one of us it's most likely it wasn't someone we knew our entire lives which means dwayne or somebody there [Music] creepy [Music] oh [Music] you guys i think i saw a guy out there you have to come see this are you guys okay i saw her go downstairs with mariko that's right she did she killed her in cold blood and then she came up to pretend she was angry and she stormed off then she came back to stash their bodies bodies but how did
she get back outside the windows are locked and shut from the inside maybe she slipped out while elsa was hiding in the bedroom she locked the door from the inside closed it behind her done so obvious jesus you guys are getting way too into this game i have a real problem yeah you sure do don't worry sarah we just have questions don't you guys are scaring me stop stop not guys put her in the bedroom with the bodies guys no you can't put her in there coming down mommy stuff it's not funny put me
down oh my god it's not real what's happening what's happening no don't stop it what the [ __ ] eli stop it oh my god no no don't leave me in here don't leave me in here stop it you're out dwayne we can just watch her marcus over here right you can't just lock her in there let her out no no this is a life or death situation if she's a threat she needs to be dealt with i think it's for the best guys she'll be fine while we hash things out no no get the [ __ ] back i mean it rumor give up that hac
ksaw eli get the hacksaw keep it up why the violence seriously let's discuss all right in the living room move what if she's innocent what if she's not [Music] go [Music] she'll be fine okay okay let's just figure this out all right in round two she went downstairs with marico period all right and if marico died down there which she did it's a little funny that nothing was mentioned don't you think exactly rumor are you buying any of this i hate to say it but dwayne's right yeah thank you thank
you rumor of all people do we forget how pissed off she was about them having sex okay well she got so mad that she killed marico all right she goes outside for a walk and drags the body to the bedroom sees kenji and kills him too then dominic comes in because he's the only one with the key and she killed him too no witness oh what that's crazy it's sarah why would she do that why would she kill three people and just five minutes ago you thought it was rumor that was before we knew she was sulki
ng around out there in the perfect position to do this i mean what do we really know about her she did go to juvie for her point of knife on another kid she used to cut herself like pretty deep and she does have these moods but i know sarah besides dwayne you've been to juvie too wait for what eli you're always whacked out on drugs plus eli you said that the knife in monaco was an oyster shucker how did you know that guys knock it off and rumor you've always had weird tendencies everyone used to
say you lost your finger in a knife i lost it in a car accident and while we're at it ilsa how did you get in the bedroom with no key hey watch it rumor i used my credit card okay fair enough sarah is our prime suspect but it could be any of us so why are we putting her through this hell exactly if we're wrong she doesn't deserve to be locked up in a room with bodies baby she made bodies of those people of your friends okay you're right we should move her maybe we could find a door that locks f
rom the outside let's check the basement i saw a supplied closet down there fine fine but we're tying her up i'm gonna go find some rope i'll give you a hand elsa don't let her out okay not yet just in case i [Music] [Music] sarah like this [Music] [Applause] huh [Music] eli is that you oh umar no i should have known no no no no no i i found him like this you guys got it all wrong i picked up the hacksaw for protection in case the killer was still here no no there's no proof think about it there
's motive jealousy we all know you are obsessed with marico and you brought up the game you were the one who told us not to go into the bedroom because kenji and mariko were [ __ ] and you had the hacksaw earlier you've always been off you brought that knife to seventh grade that that was dominic's i just got caught with it when he showed it to me marcus tell them [Music] a rumor we don't want to hurt you we just want to talk come on marcus it's me it's us just come inside rumor guys guys okay c
ome on this is crazy dwayne's the neanderthal he's the one with a record marcus i'm sorry no i'm sorry i'm sorry you're right the two of us can trust each other and that's about it okay so let's get the gear and the flashlights and run to the vans as fast as we can we're always out there i know i i know i know it doesn't make sense rumor is not a killer he is not a killer dwayne i don't know i have known rumor my entire life and i let him run off into the woods alone oh god [ __ ] it wait so [Mu
sic] marcus [Music] dwayne [Music] wow [Music] [Music] [Music] ugh [Music] elsa is that you ah [Music] [Music] oh god are you okay he attacked me he came after me who was it i don't know i couldn't see him no no please leave me again please no no no i'll stay right here let's just get back inside no listen marcus you're right only we two can trust each other let's just get to the car and get out of here what happened did you i lost him good because he's not the killer who is then whoever was he
just came after me sarah i'm letting her out thank god you didn't find him [Music] oh she must have found the key maybe marigo had it [Music] it was sarah [ __ ] it let's get to the car rumor rumor rumor rumor rumor hey it's probably another mile or two from now on we all watch each other's backs okay and kill anything that isn't us we have to find rumor before the killer does come on [Music] ah [Music] i i'm so sorry i'm so sorry [Music] you can't do this right now marcus it's not your fault i
just i was supposed to save him oh jesus christ [ __ ] it we're almost there let's go oh my god i never thought i'd be so happy to see my mom's van stop somebody broke in you guys you guys it's not me i know who it is [Music] dwayne what the [ __ ] she was trying to tell us something she's the [ __ ] murderer she's trying to hotwire the car let me guess you can't get it started just get out of there let me try okay the [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my god sarah and dominic and marco and kenji oh my god i hit
him who the killer i found a branch pulled it back [Music] [Music] dwayne [Music] you didn't find room out in the woods did you no i already told you that god damn she [ __ ] this up those scratches on your face how did you get those trees and [ __ ] man what do you think what [Music] what oh you don't believe me all of a sudden is that it yeah i see that you guys make quite the couple don't you dwayne we're just trying to figure this out yeah i mean why were you so against us looking for clues
earlier but you just wanted to barricade the house so no one could get in or out how could rumor or sarah have carried mariko up to the second floor oh nice nice yeah yeah this is what you wanted from the beginning isn't it right right you two are in on this [ __ ] together aren't you aren't you sarah was about to tell us who the killer was and you shot her in her [ __ ] face [ __ ] serious right now are you serious guys she was a [ __ ] lunatic this is crazy we won we made it oh [Applause] i'm
sorry what's that it's all over we won oh my god oh we're almost out of here what what do you mean we won [Music] what do you mean we won i think i can fix this the killer i think i think when i hit him with the branch i think he's [Music] but you ran off but there was time to double back why are you so ready to give up room you've known him your entire life [Music] elsa are you good hang in there with me i know it's been crazy but dwayne is gone [Music] we can get out of here hey relax it's me
it's me it's us [Music] [Music] if i can't start the car eli's cars parked like half a mile down the road dom's is [Music] oh [Music] there must be some way to make you see [Music] oh [Music] you [ __ ] psychopath you killed rumors [Music] [Music] yeah ah [Music] [Music] um so oh um [Music] [Music] ah [Music] the whole time i win you killed all of them uh no no no no no see that was your fault all i wanted to do was to kill kenji mariko and you clearing the way for me to move from number three
on the waitlist straight into harvard i was going to wait until you all just fell asleep and then kill you quietly my dad even gave me an ex-convict to pin everything on i had him tied up to this tree until sarah found him i had everything planned but you you couldn't go one weekend without being the center of attention you needed your love triangles and your high school [ __ ] so you invited all the [ __ ] birds with you and you almost [ __ ] everything up but we started to play dead body and i
couldn't resist i had to kill you three right under their noses as the late rumor would say i wanted to play the game for real i waited till round two where i strangled kenji then i locked the door went out the window down the ladder into the basement where i stabbed mariko oh my god my heart was just [Applause] like a little hummingbird i was certain that you knew exactly what i'd done but of course you didn't how is any of this my fault because of what happened next so i wrapped our little ja
panese flower in a tarp slung her over my shoulder up the ladder through the window and plopped her on the bed with her beloved kenji i was just about to clean myself up when you came in i was [ __ ] i didn't know what to do so i just smeared some amariko's blood on my neck after you saw me with the bodies i i had no choice i had to kill everybody yeah but how i was trapped i was stuck playing dead with kenji and mariko the tokyo twins and then rumor of all people saved me he threw the sheet ove
r me remember oh my god i almost laughed out loud don't be a sore loser sweet pea you haven't heard the whole story from there covered by a blanket it was a piece of cake a couple of strategically placed pillows and voila like i never even left i think right about that time you locked sarah up in the bedroom [Music] and then you just started killing each other and it was he'll say it was beautiful i mean [Laughter] dwayne killed sarah you killed dwayne and just now you ran away from marcus all h
e had to do all he had to do was shift into drive and step on the gas and you'd be home free and you [ __ ] couldn't figure any of it out you locked up the one person who could solve the mystery and you're the one getting into harvard how [ __ ] dare you [ __ ] matter [Music] just concede you [ __ ] [ __ ] i won [Music] oh my god oh [ __ ] oh my god oh [Music] okay [Applause] [Applause] [Music] that's not fair ilsa that thing's not accurate anyway face it it's over die you piece of [ __ ] [Music
] oh my god [ __ ] it didn't have to be this way that's what this is about [ __ ] that's what it was all about but not anymore now it's all about being the best the winner [Music] hmm you're a failure shhh laughs [Music] oh yeah [Music] so [Music] me [Music] hey [Music] [Music] [Music] saw cause she my face [Music] let's see this is [Music] i see it all in the moment [Music] crowds and rescue for me and it's all just because [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] a new one [Music] you
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