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so that's you know coming along I'm working with a vocal coach strengthening me aa lot of guys ignored the laughs and that's about standards I mean if you're gonna get into the evil League of Evil you have to have a member of a laughs what do you think bad horse didn't work on his whinny is terrible death whinny no response bTW from the league yet but my application is strong this year a letter of condemnation from the deputy mayor that's got to have some weight so fingers crossed emails - sly f

or you rights hey genius Wow sarcasm that's original where are the gold bars you were supposed to pull out of that bank vault with your transmatter ray obviously it failed or it would be in the papers well no they're not gonna say anything in the press but behold transported from there to here the molecules tend to shift during the transmatter event but they were transported in bar form and they clearly were and by the way it's not about making money it's about taking money destroying the status

quo because the status is not quo the world is a mess and I just need to rule it I'm gonna smells like cumin so transmatter is 75% and more importantly the freeze ray is almost up this is the one stops time freeze ray tell your friends we have oh here's one from our good friend Johnny snow dr. Horrible's I see you are once again afraid to do battle with your nemesis I waited a Dooley Park for 45 minutes okay dude you're not my nemesis my nemesis is Captain Hammer Captain Hammer corporate tool d

islocated my shoulder again last week look I'm just trying to change the world okay I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka besides there's kids in that Park so here's one from dead not sleeping long time watch your first time writing blah blah you always say in your blog that you will show her the way show her you are a true villain who is her and oh does she even know that your laundry day see you there under things tumbling wanna say love your hair here I go mumbling

with my freeze ray I will stop the world with my freeze ray I will find the time to find the words to tell you how how you make make me feel what's the phrase like a fool kind of sick special needs anyways with my freeze ray I will stop it's not a death ray I speed that salt Johnny snow I just think time to know that I'm the guy to make it real the feelings you don't dare to feel a band to our will and we'll make time stand that's the plan rule the world you and me any day love your hair no I lo

ve the air anyway with my freeze ray I wouldn't stop hey Doc moist right you all moist ER buddy what's going on crying got your mail hey didn't you uh didn't you go on a date last night conflict diamond told me you were doubling with bait-and-switch yeah yeah it was that right I kind of thought I supposed to end up with bait but I hear you I saw penny today you talked to her so close just a few weeks away from a real audible connection I'm gonna ask oh my god it's a finale it's from him that's h

is seal isn't it leader that oh my god I got a letter from bad horse that's so hardcore that horse is legend he was the lead with an iron hoof are you sure you want on all the doors battles he rides across the nation the thoroughbred of soon he got the application that you just sent in it feeds evaluations so let the games begin a heinous crime a show of force a murder would be nice of course bad homes that was bad the evil League of Evil is watching so beware the trade that you receive will be

your last we swear so make the bad words que fool or he'll make you his manner you saddled up there's no recourse if I know silverside mad horse no are you kidding this is great I'm about to pull a major heist you know the wonderful own iam that I need for the freeze ray it's being transported tomorrow armored car courier van candy from a baby you need anything dampened or faint soggy thanks but the league is watching I gotta go this alone will you land up caring had to shelter those who need it

only have to sign your name don't even have to read it would you help no how about you ah what I I was wondering if I could just hey I know you hello you know me cool I mean yeah you do do you from the laundromat Wednesdays and Saturdays except twice last month you skipped the weekend or if that was you it could have been someone else I mean I've seen you Billy is my name I'm penny what are you doing texting it's very important or I would stop what are you doing actually I'm out here volunteeri

ng for the caring hands homeless shelter can you spare a minute okay go okay we're hoping to open a new location soon expand their efforts this is great building nearby that the city is just gonna demolish and turn into a parking lot but if we get enough signatures signatures yeah I'm sorry go on I was saying um maybe we could get the city to donate the building to our cause we would be able to provide 250 new beds get people off the streets and into job training so they can buy rocket packs and

go to the moon and you're not really interesting the homeless are you know I am but they're a symptom they're treating a symptom and the disease rages on consumes the human race the fish rots from the head as they say so my thinking is why not cut off the head of the human race it's not a perfect metaphor but I'm talking about an overhaul of the system putting the power in different hands I'm all for that this petition is about the building I'd love to sign thank you sorry I come on strong but

you sign you want to turn my back on a fellow laundry person well we can't stick together I don't I'll probably see their no I will I'll she talked to me why did you talk to me now babyish man's gotta do what a man's gotta do don't plan the plan if you can't and follow through all that matters taking matters into your own hands soon I'll control everything my wish is your command fact everyone nothing here to see to Stender no danger in the middle of it me yes captain Thomas here hair blowing in

the breeze the Dane is my saving expertise gotta do world a man's gotta to save me idiot dr. Horrible's I should have known you were behind this almost killed her I remember it differently is she here it's curtains for you dr. Blay she gently wafting are you kidding you used s to me what place free washing stop looking at her like that all the best you can use the garbage needs kicking some to keep I stopped the band in my hand give me a second to catch my balls and need doled with half a brain

can see that humankind has gone insane to the point where I don't know if I'll upset the status quo if I throw poison in the water main listen close to everybody's heart and hear that breaking sad and hopes and dreams are shattering apart and crashing to the ground I cannot believe my eyes how the world's filled with filth and lies but it's plain to see evil inside of me is on the rise around we're living with the law Stan found just when you feel you all almost drown you find yourself inside g

round and UV leave their school in everybody's heart keep it safe and sad hope you can do your part to turn a life around I cannot believe my it's a world finally growing wise cuz it seems to me some kind of horrible could span their feet when he doesn't seem to care dogging me is all the in everybody's heart and here that break chance dreams are shattering apart and crashing I cannot believe my eyes all the world man but it's plain to me is on the rise it is so dumb that we've been coming here

so long and never spoke I know all those months doing a stunningly boring chore I'm angry it's like I love it the smell of fabric softener warm clothes in your hands so good hey this is weird I ordered one frozen yogurt and then they gave me two you don't happen to like frozen yogurt dude I love it you're kidding what a crazy random happenstance here thank you how was your weekend did you spend the whole time hunting wild signatures um actually I went on a date get right out of town how is that

unexpected he's a really good-looking guy and I thought he was kind of cheesy at first it's a trust your instincts but he turned out to be totally sweet sometimes people are layered like that there's something totally different underneath them what's on the surface and sometimes there's a third even deeper level and that one is the same as the top surface one pump like with pie so you can see him again I think I will Billy yeah you're driving the spork in your leg so I am hilarious all right the

wait is over this my friends is my freeze ray which with the addition of the wonderful own iam I obtained at my famously successful heist last week I say successful in that I achieved my objective it was less successful in that I inadvertently introduced my arch-nemesis to the girl of my dreams and now he's taking her out on dates and they're probably going to French kiss or something called him sweet how was he sweet right freeze ray so as of tonight I am in the evil League of Evil if all goes

according to plan which it will because I hold a PhD in horribleness see you at the aftermath piece but not literally freeze ray needs work I also need to be a little bit more careful about I say on this blog apparently the LAPD and Captain Hammer are among our viewers they were waiting for me at the mayor's dedication of the superhero Memorial Bridge the freeze ray takes a few seconds to warm up and I wasn't captain hammer through a car at my head not to worry though because I'm he saw the ope

ration you tried to pull today but your humiliation means he still vote nay and now assassination the only way there will be blood it might be yours so don't kill someone sign back or someone would you do it to get into the evil League of Evil I'm moist my most badass I make people feel like they want to take a shower I'm not a la material killings not elegant or creative it's not my style you got more than enough evil hours to get it into the henchmans Union I'm not a henchman I'm dr. horrible

I've got a PhD in horribleness is that the new catchphrase I deserve to get in you know I do but you're killing mm-hmm hourglass says she knows a kid in Iowa grows up to become president that mean big I'm not gonna kill a little kid his mother an old lady do I even know you I just you know really think I'm qualified for this this job and she could get my foot in the door I'm sure you will I want to do great things you know I want to be an achiever my bad horse the thoroughbred of sin I meant Gan

dhi well I've gotten turned around from plenty of jobs even fired a few times I can't imagine anybody firing you neither could I now I can visualize it really well but you know everything happens don't say for a reason no I'm just saying that everything happens not to me here's a story of a girl who grew up lost and lonely thinking love was fairytale and trouble was made only for me even in the darkest every color can be found and every day your reign brings water flowing to things growing me hu

rry for placed with pity for a city barely open dreams are raising you to achieve you focus all I'm open to any time you're hurt there's a one who hasn't and every drop of rain will keep you see it's your soul so keep your head up billy buddy it's like cats and hammers always saying write him how are things with cheesy on the outside good they're good he's nice huh I'll be interested in what you think of him he said he might stop by stop by here yeah oh goodness look at my wrist I gotta go what

are your clothes I don't love these see ya oh pardon Oh Billy this is Captain Hammer Oh Billy the laundry buddy well it is very nice to meet you we're meeting now for the first time you look horribly familiar one of those faces I guess have I seen you at the gym at the gym I don't go to the gym I'm just naturally like this oh well who wants to know what the mayor is doing behind closed doors he is signing over a certain building to a caring hands group as a new homeless shelter oh my god yep app

arently the only signature he needed was my fist but with a pinion that I was signing with I can't believe it congratulations see thank you thank you oh well this is great I wish I could stay in chitchat well sure was nice to meet you doctor you got a little crush telling your doc well that's gonna make this hard to hear see later I'm gonna take little penny back to my place sure the command center and recycle maybe even the ham jet you think she left me now I'm gonna give penny the night of her

life just because you water and I get what you want see Penny's giving it up she's giving it up hard because she's with Captain Hammer he's not the hammer the hammer is my penis disappeared as a moral dilemma cos at first it was weird that was Ward to eliminate the worst of the plague that devoured humanity it's true I was big on the house or canopy that you have shown me a the light it's a brand new day and the Sun is high all the birds are singing and that you're gonna die it's a it's a brand

-new all the times that you beat the unconscious I forgive all the crimes are complete listen honestly mr. Coombes - right mr. know what I was - got a future so bright and I owe it all to you show me the light it's a brand new me I got no remorse now the waters rising but I know the course I'm gonna shock the world gosh or bad horse it's a brand new a penny will see the evil me not a joke not a dork not a failure and she may cry but the tears will dry when I hand are the keys to a shiny new Aust

ralia it's a brand-new day yeah the Sun is high while the angels sing because you're gonna die laughs yeah I'm a funny guy looks like we're finding out what a true hero is the bear himself will be on hand to dedicate the new homeless shelter and unveil the statue of Captain Hammer it's a good day to be homeless it certainly is so they say captain hammers become a crusader political is cleaning up the streets about time so romantic he signed this so this day we'll have blankets and beds we can op

en by Monday thanks to you thanks to me it's the perfect story so they say a hero leading the way hammers call to glory let's all be our best next up who's gay they say she works with the homeless and doesn't eat meat we have a problem with her this is his hair this is so nice I just might sleep single twice to say it's better the second time they say you get to do the weird stuff so they say I guess he's pretty okay after years of stormy sea by finally Lupe still not picking up there's no happy

ending so they say not from me anyway should I stop pretending this is his dry-cleaning bill for us and in just a few minutes we'll unveil the statue of the man himself doesn't says a name and the name that it has besides justice is Captain Hammer ladies and gentlemen your hero those words I hate the homeless in this problem that plagues our sin everyone should have the basic you know what I don't need tiny cue cards when I fell deeply in love with my serious long-term girlfriend penny wave you

r hand funny she is cute huh sort of a quiet nerdy thing not my usual but nice anyway she turned me on to this whole homeless thing which is terrible and I realized I'm not the only hero in the room tonight I'm not the only one who is fighting it may not feel too classy begging just to eat but you know who does that Lassie and she always gets a treat so you wonder what your part is cuz you're homeless and depressed but home is where the heart is so your real homes in your chest everyone's hero i

n their own way everyone's got villains they must face they're not as cool as mine but folks you know it's fine to know your place everyone's a hero in their own way in their own not that heroic way so I thank my girlfriend penny yeah we totally had sex she showed me there's so many different muscles I can flex there's the deltoids of confession there's the ABS of being kind it's not enough to fashion hats you've got to bash in mind everyone's a hero in their own way everyone's got something the

y can do you don't go out and fly especially that guy smells like poo everyone's a hero in their own way you and you and mostly me and you I'm poverty's new sheriff and I'm bashing in the slums a hero doesn't care if you're a bunch of scary heroes trail it's hard look at these people amazing how sheep will show up for the slaughter no one condemning you lined up like lemmings you led to the water why can't they see what I see why can't they share the lands maybe the fees too pricey for them to r

ealize your disguise is slipping I think you're sleepy now that your savior is still as the grave you're beginning to fear me like cavemen feel under I still have to wonder can you really hear me I bring you pain the kind you can't suffer quietly fire up your brain remind you inside your rioting society is slipping everything slipping away get a picture of what heroes are over with power an army nail when I get everything ever all the cash Hall of Fame and social change and our Caitlyn I run it'

s dr. Horrible's turn you people all have to learn this world is going to its to Rho no sign of penny good I would give anything not to have her see it's gonna be bloody head up Billy buddy there's no time for mercy here goes no mercy that's not a good sound a death ray looks like dr. Horrible's moving up let's see if this one works any better than Europe don't have time for your warnings you give my regards to Saint Peter or whoever has he's a child but in hell thank you hold on oh are you all

right hold on okay okay didn't hammer but here lies everything the world I wanted at my feet my victories complete so hail to the king arise and see so your worlds benign so you think justice has a voice and we all have a choice now your world is mine and I am fine now let's me to make you quake with fear to make the whole world me grrrrrr argh