Drag Queens Trixie Mattel & Meatball React to Mea Culpa | I Like To Watch | Netflix

- Hi, it's Trixie Mattel, and I'm living in a dream. This whole couch to myself today. We have no Katya. She's (coughs) out sick, but I think we can carry on without her. Let's see what's on. Oh! Jesus. Hey, I picked it up without burning. Ugh! Oh my God. Okay. - Oh my God. - Oh my God! - Hi. - Hi! - How are you? - I'm good. Ladies and gentlemen, Meatball in the studio today. - Hello! - Are you ready to watch some Netflix original progrumming? - Absolutely. - Today we're watching "Sean Cody Pres

ents:" - "Father, Son, Grandpa" "Father Son, Grandpa, Uncle, Coach 12" (Divas cluck) Hi, I'm Trixie Mattel. - And I'm Meatball. - And we're two queens who like to watch. -Hmmhmm. - What are we watching today, girl? - Today, we're watching "Mea Culpa," a film by Tyler Perry. - Otherwise known as... (Divas In Unison) - Madea. - Of course. - Yeah, yeah. - And I hope he pops up in a wig. - Girl, if I don't get Tyler Perry on a screen, in a wig, I want my money back. - Exactly. - Kelly Rowland is the

lead. - Oh my God. Are you excited for Kelly Rowland to act? - Absolutely. You know what she put her pussy in? "When Love Takes Over." - Oh. - I'm sorry. - Or what about "Commander?" - Yes, "Commander." ♪ From here on out ♪ ♪ I'll be your commander ♪ - And she produced this with Tyler Perry. - Wow. - So just know that whatever you say about this, Tyler Perry will be home watching it and he knows where you live. (upbeat jazzy music) - Spoiler alert, spoiler alert! If you don't wanna be spoiled,

then turn this off right now, diva, because mama, it ain't happenin'. - This particular queens who like to watch, I feel bad because I hope you don't see this first. - By the end of it, you know what's gonna happen. - Oh, and just so you know, we might not show your favorite part of the show. - You're gonna see what you're gonna see here. - We meet Mea and Kal and they're in couples counseling. - She is so beautiful. - She's (bleep)! - She looks so good! - She looks so good. - She doesn't look l

ike she's aged at all. - At all. Look at that shiny leg. - Ooh, baby. - You were just sitting there in a coffee shop holding her hand. - Uh! - I told you that Jenna was a childhood friend. - Would you hold hands with a childhood friend in a coffee shop? - I don't like that. - No, I hate this. - The way you looked right at me, too. I don't know. I need more information. She might be a little bit extreme. - If I walked in on my man holdin' hands with a stranger, it'd be over in that coffee shop. -

You think? - I'd be screamin', bangin' on the windows. - Okay. - I'm not well adjusted. - I know we only have 20 minutes left, but it's my mom's birthday. She's pretty big on birthdays. - She can wait 20 minutes. I'm sorry. - She can wait 20 minutes. - My mom can wait 20 minutes for me to get out of therapy. - Go, Kal. - [Meatball] Is Kal attractive? Do you find this man attractive? - Am I a Nicki fan? - Am I... (Meatball cackles) Yes, he's attractive. - I think Tyler Perry is known for casting

like the most attractive casts in all of film. - Yeah. - Lots of men love their mothers. This kind of devotion is... - Please let it be Madea. (Meatball guffaws) - Please, please let it be Madea! - Please let it be Madea. - [Meatball] We're gonna go to Mea's mother-in-law, Azalia's birthday dinner. - [Azalia] Your second wife will be on time. - Leave now. - Happy birthday for the old lady. - [Trixie] Wig. [Meatball] Wig, wig, wig, wig! - Happy birthday. - Her mother-in-law invited the woman she

suspects Kal of cheating on her with. - I wish she were my daughter-in-law. (Divas gasp) - What the (bleep)?! - Jenna, you sit here, and um, you can sit down there. (Meatball heaves) - Savage. - I'd leave. I love myself enough to be like, "I don't wanna do this. I'm out." - The mom is being a lil mean. - Yes. It's very mean upfront. Would you leave or would you take all that? - I guess I would take it. - What? You're nicer than I think you are. - No, I'm damaged. (Meatball chortles) I would sit

there and take it. I mean, what is her option? To turn to her partner who's obsessed with his mom and say, "Your mom is bogus?" Zyair is a famous painter and he's been accused of killing his girlfriend. She's disappeared without a trace and he's coming to Mea to be his defense attorney. - [Meatball] Full white suit. Ma'am, so brave. - I'm just gonna say, nobody who wears makeup is wearing a white anything. - Oh no, no, no, no, no. - That, that outfit's gonna be ruined by afternoon. - Zyair. - H

ot!!!!!! - Dump your man, baby! Dump your man! - I did not kill my girlfriend. - Okay, do you believe him currently? - I need Madea to come in and tell me what the truth is. Madea would figure this out immediately. - Oh, absolutely. She would have a magnifying glass. - The DA has appointed your case to the Assistant DA, who is my brother-in-law. - [Trixie] Oh God! - [Meatball] Oh (bleep). - So she's being asked to defend this guy who might be a murderer against her brother-in-law in the mid

dle of her drama. - Our firm has a retainer of seven... - It doesn't matter. - Ooh, that would've made my pussy rock hard. - [Zyair] Unlock your phone and put my number in. - You can leave it with my secretary on your way out. - Boundaries. Did you see that? She said, "You could leave it with my secretary on the way out." - Unlock your phone? - Unlock your- - That's such a crazy thing to say to a stranger. - I know. - I didn't kill anyone. - Anyway, unlock your phone. - Unlock your phone. - [Mea

tball] Well, Mea was on the fence about taking the case, but she actually needs the money right now. Her husband Kal lost his job. - And she gives rich. - She gives very rich. - [Mea] Kal. - [Meatball] Like he knows what she's doing. - Gimme the file. - I said no. I'm not having it in the press that my wife is battling for this murderer. - Bitch, he's making up rules now. - Tell me which one you will pay. - Bills. - And then tell me what you're not gonna let me do. - You don't have a job and the

re's all these bills and she's trying to make a little money. You need to just step down, bitch. Eat her pussy and step down. - Yes! Eat her pussy! - If you hadn't gone to work so damn high and reeking of alcohol. - Reeking of alcohol. Now have you ever gone to work high and drunk? - Now- - I was about to say, sometimes I can't do it without being high and drunk. - Well, listen, he doesn't host a party called Fat Slut at a nightclub. - That's exactly right. What was his job again? - [Mea] It's a

really good look for an anesthesiologist. (Divas In Unison) - Ooooooh. - [Mea] Addicted to his own shit. - He could kill people. Addicted, addicted to his own sauce! He's giving himself anesthesia while he's there? 'Kay you count down from five. - That's so crazy. - [Meatball] Mea asks Zyair, what happened with his girlfriend Hydie? And she's still debating if she's gonna take this case. - Okay, I'm not gonna lie, I'm, I'm already very invested. - I'm super into this. - Okay. - I know that it's

kind of cheesy, but I like it. - As an artist, I know that you have an eye for details. - I want him to paint me like one of his French girls. - He's gonna paint you like one of his french fries, bitch. (Meatball snickers) - [Mea] These skull fragments were found in one of your paintings. - Skull fragments? This is so intense. - And the blood would've been about... - She got her Sherlock Holmes hat on. Now if this was like an active crime scene and there was blood and murder and everything that

happened there, why would you move back in? - [Mea] Can you explain to me how this happened? - Like wouldn't they be like, "You can't go there until we solve the case?" - How many murders have you witnessed? Why do you know so much about this? - I'm like a "Law & Order: SVU" freak. It's all I watch. - You're like, "I work in nightlife, okay? I've seen dead bodies." - Exactly. I love true crime. That's, that's getting me into this, like a true crime spin. I love anything about murder. I'll put o

n a murder podcast to fall asleep, which I've recently found out means that you're not doin' well mentally. - I don't know, Mea! - He needs to be more cooperative 'cause if you didn't do it, you need to be really invested in proving you didn't do it. - Yeah, but instead, he's like, "I don't know! I don't know, Mea." - [Hydie] He did it. He killed me. - Why would she record this? - I don't know. - She "Gone Girl"ed him. - [Trixie] So Mea gets ambushed by her family. They don't want her to take th

e case. - I didn't know we were having company. - I will say, I don't like when I come home and there's a bunch of people there and I didn't know. - I agree. - Mea, come on. Mom came after chemo. - She be drinkin' wine after chemo? - So this is who she might be against in court. - Ohhhhh. - By the way, plot twist, her brother-in-law's also gorgeous. - I know. - Even the mother-in-law, who apparently has cancer, has like lashes and stuff. - Oh, she's fully done. - I am considering repping Zyair M

alloy. - I'm considering repping Gypsy Rose Blanchard. - No, you're not. - N-, no, you're not? - Excuse me? - Your brother-in-law is going to win that case. He's going to build his campaign on fighting crime. - And he's gonna be my poster boy. - Ewwww. - I didn't realize that the stakes were so heightened 'cause he wants to be mayor. He needs to make an example of this guy. - Yeah. - You will not represent him. - I hadn't made a decision. - [Azalia] No, you have. (Trixie caws) - This is none of

his business. This is her job and she can defend whoever she wants. - Why is she in this (bleep) family? - I don't know. - I wasn't sure if I would represent him. - But now I am, bitch. - And now, I have my answer. - Burn it all down, bitch. Burn it all down!!!!! (bleep) that family!!!!! - [Trixie] Mea took the case and she and her private investigator friend interview Zyair about his past relationships, past girlfriends. - Ooh, this is gonna get deep. - And of course, she's gonna get into him.

- Oh, hell yeah. She's gonna be like, "He didn't do it. I'm in love." (Divas shimmy and whinny) - I'm horny for this movie. - He liked to pull my hair and make me gag. Spit on me. He got pleasure when I was in pain. - Well, okay. - Apparently, she said, "Make me wanna lick him like a lollipop should be licked. Don't know how he do the voodoo that he do. Make me wanna shoop?" - Shoop ba-doop, shoop ba-doop. - Right. - It says here, "Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheatin'." It says, "Gobble

me, swallow me." - "Drip down the side of me." Why would you be embarrassed about having rough sex? - Choking during sex doesn't make you a strangler. - You know what I mean? - It just makes you fun. - Thank you. - Deep was never deep enough for him. - That means you have a short dick. - We're dealing with what we have. - That was her thing. - Then why you smilin' about it? - He just went. - I was waitin' at you at the door. - He really just said, "Why you smilin' about it?" - [Meatball] Ooop!

Wig. (Trixie creaks and slaps) - Pour hot candle wax on me. It was a game. - [British accent] When she would step back from stoking the fire, she'd often spill her candle wax on me on the way back to the bedroom. (Meatball smirtles) Like, what is happening? - She was tryin' to take things too far. I didn't feel comfortable with it. - See, this is where being less ashamed of the sex you like to have comes in handy. - Exactly. - A gay person would've been like, "Oh yeah, choke the (bleep) out of h

im." - But he's all being like, "Well, she liked it and I liked it and it was fine." Mama, just be open about it. I believe him. - I do, too. I just wish he was being more helpful. The private investigator doesn't seem to be buyin' it, but Kelly Rowland's buyin' it. - Oh yes, she is. - You know, maybe things got a little outta control. That's all I'm suggesting. Maybe, no? - [Zyair] No. - If he really didn't do it, wouldn't you be completely like, "I'll tell you anything you need?" - Yeah, "What

ever you need from me. Do you need my DNA? Do you want video footage from inside the home?" - Yeah. If someone came to you and asked you about all your past relationships and were like, "Spill mama." Would you be comfortable with that? - Well, just like with celebrity in the media, I figure there's like nothing that people don't already know. - So true, so true. For me, I think I would tell people that every relationship I've had previously I ruined because I'm a psychopath. - And that's honest.

- I'm just, I know who I am. - I've noticed in the world if someone is quick to make a move on me, it means they've made a move on everyone else. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm always like, "Oh my God, that hot guy wants me." And then I turn the corner and my gay friend is like, "Yeah, he (bleep) everyone." - Yeah, or your gay friend's making out with him. I mean, that's what it's like working with go-go boys. - Go-go's especially. They have that energy where you think they have a crush on you. S

omething in their energy, you're like, "Do they love me?" - And they don't. - They don't. - They just love the attention. - Girl. Zyair wants to get to know Mea. - Uh huh. - So he asks her to paint a picture of what she thinks her marriage looks like, which is a very nice, chill icebreaker. - Yeah, really normal. - With someone. - [Zyair] And just let it go. - This feels like child therapy. If you walked in and saw Michael painting with someone. - [Zyair] Very nice. - That's not cheating. That's

arts and crafts. Now, if they were naked, that would be something else. - [Trixie] Right. - This is like kind of a knockoff "Ghost" scene. - [Zyair] I think it's beautiful. - I think it's beautiful. It's a blue squiggle, bitch. - It's a blue squiggly line. She hasn't done anything yet. - [Mea] I'm gonna miss my train. - Train to where? - Would you date a man on trial for murder? - I think I would. - I would too. Innocent until proven guilty, baby. Ooh, he's got a motorcycle. - I thought you had

a car. - I do. This is just faster. - It is. You know I have a motorcycle? - I ride it all over the place. Vintage motorcycle. 20 years old. - What? - Yes. I drive it around all the time. It's so much faster to get around LA. - Bitch, you rolled your ankle on a Bird scooter. You are fabricating. You are fabricating. - No, I really do have a motorcycle. But never ride it at night with two people. That's how you die. Zyair tells Mea that she has feelings for him. Very forward. And if she won't ad

mit it, he wants a new lawyer. - I have a habit of telling other people how they feel. - Oh, me too. - So I'm like, "Well, this is what you think, bitch." - "Everyone in the room knows how you feel. You're just acting different." - "Like, everyone's been talking about it. Me and the house plants know what your bull (bleep) is." - "Me and this lamp, we know what's up." - [Trixie] "We know." - I find you incredibly attractive. - [Trixie] Inappropriate. - [Meatball] See, it's getting too close. - [

Trixie] Attorneys (bleep) clients? No. - I love the way you feel. I love the way the small of your back feels in my hands. - The small of your back on my ass? - Hands. - Oh, hands. I thought he meant ass. - Mr. Malloy, the sex murderer. - Zyair Malloy, bit the pussy off like Tyson. - So I tell you that I'm attracted to you and you start throwin' all this bullshit in my face. I think I need a new lawyer. - Inappropriate. - This is so inappropriate. - Inappropriate. - She should fire him. - Exactl

y. She should be like, "I have to go. I can set you up with someone else, but this is not it for me, boo." - Mr. Malloy, I can smell the marijuana. I could smell it when you came to my office. - Maybe you should try it. - [Meatball] Is he gonna smoke her out? - He pulls up an apple with a hole in it lit from a pen. Yeah. - God, what a throwback. - [Zyair] I need to dance. - [Meatball] Zyair feels like dancing, so they take the elevator down from his loft to an underground club just right there i

n his own building. - At this moment, if I was her, I would go, "Am I dreaming?" - [Zyair] Mea, move! - I am not on her side anymore. I know she's kind of in a weird place in her life, but she shouldn't be letting her client boss her around. Bitch, are you an attorney or are you weak sauce? - Only person in the world who could help me won't tell me she's attracted to me. - That is emotional blackmail. And also, to do that to her in the slowest elevator in all of Chicago, a nightmare. - I don't r

espond to that. - Oh, I do. I regret it later. She's goin' with him? She, one, doesn't know where he's going. Two, he might be a murderer. - And you followed him into a quiet garage? - No kidding! - I know. I'm a murderer. Uh, by the way, I promise- - Follow me down this hallway to a red lit room. - I promise there's a nightclub in my parking garage. - Kelly, if you go, you might deserve this one, girl. - The red light. I'm like, so that's where Katya is today. (Meatball titters) She's in a base

ment somewhere. - Dancing it out. That's a sex club! There's no dancing. Everyone is naked behind sheets. (Meatball hollers) - What the (bleep) Jennifer? - Netflix, you gave me tits! I wanna see that dumper. - Yeah, sometimes we just watch porn here. - Faggy, faggy (bleep)'s happening here. - I don't know how to ask this gently but, "How much (bleep) do you have on your dick?" (Divas burst) - Wish it was me. - You can see his dick. - Oh, that's a titty! We saw a titty. I'm getting chills. - It's

the air conditioning. - Oh. - You wanna fuck? I got X. - Yes. - I'd say save the drugs. I'll do it. - Yeah, I don't need the- - I'll do it. - I don't need drugs to have fun, baby. - I will do it. I'm having a wonderful time. Trixie, you can go. - So Mea and Zyair parted ways, but maybe not for long. I'm tired of him, honestly. - I'm sick of seein' him in a dark room. - It's so dark in there. He's like, "I'm sorry about the other night." She's like, "Hello?" - You won't find anyone better or any

one who cares as much. - She's really sticking up for herself. - Well, she cares about her client, but she also really cares about showing her family what the tea is. - Oh yeah. - So she wants to win for him, but she also was like, "No bitch, I will not let you lose." - But what if he actually did murder her and she's just in the wrong this whole time? - Why do you need boundaries? - [Trixie] Not a painting of her. Girl. - He got that nose contour down. - That Picsart. - That is, yeah, that's AI

. - That's not a painting. - They said Kelly Rowland, blue background. - ChatGPT. - Ooh, she dodged it. - Hi. I'm Carrie. I live next door. (Meatball whoops) I'm sorry. I have no self-control. Did he think that she was gonna hook up with him and Carrie? - Hmmhmm. - He's always high, apparently. - [Trixie] Ugh. - I would've stayed and watched. - I wouldn't have. I would've left. She has a career to worry about. - Okay I get it. You respect yourself, okay. I would've been like... You don't wanna p

eek the meat and then make the decision? - No. - Okay. - I would've been like, "I'll stay, but that hoe's gotta go." - Okay. "And you gotta go wash the blood off your dick." Cause he's probably a murderer. - Okay, so now Jimmy the investigator calls. He tells Mea that Kal is cheating on her. That is all Mea needed to hear. - Check your phone. - She's like, "I'm going back to that sex club. You know what? I'm gonna get my back blown out by my client." He is so hot. - [Meatball] I know, but also a

lazy lover. He's just laying there. - He's the one with the money. - Oh. I can do that? - Yeah. If you get really rich, you don't have to do anything anymore. I'm speculating. (Meatball chuckles) - [Meatball] She goes, "Carrie, kick it." - Shut the (bleep) up. - I hope he goes and showers her pussy off of him before she does anything with Kelly Rowland. - [Trixie] You know what? With men like this, you're gonna lose 'em the way you got 'em. - Oh, for sure. She's gonna walk in and find him (blee

p) someone else sometime. - Yeah. - You ever been to a bathhouse? One time, I sucked someone's dick and I went, "Ugh, what is that?" And he pointed at someone and went, "His ass." (Trixie fizzles) - I'm a straight white woman. - Hmmhmm. - And I don't know anything about this devious life you're a part of. - Sorry, sorry. - This is my issue with her. She has two lives. In one life with her husband, she lacks any self-respect, she's not looking out for herself, she lets people walk all over her. -

Hmmhmm. - And then in her professional life, she's letting someone give her disrespect and walk all over. Like, girl. - Yeah. - [Mea] Stop. - [Trixie] Did she say stop? - [Meatball] She said stop and she ran. - Oh God! - Oh, come on! - Do not be with this man, Kelly. Kellandria. - Mea and Zyair lay down a fresh canvas and they cover each other in paint. - [Meatball] The little gentle on the face. Oh my goodness. - Let me try it. - Oh, prickly. - Prickly. - Okay, wow. Rough. - Was that her tittie

s? (Meatball hoots) - Oh my God! - I could see it from the back. (Meatball squalls) I love this. This is what I came to see. This is what I wanted to see. I'm having a wonderful time. This is very horny and sexy. I don't think that they're gonna sell that painting. I think it's just gonna be a cum rag. - She's gonna be sore tomorrow, too. 'Cause you know that her man has not (bleep) her in a long time. - He gave her this... Oh yeah. Look at that butt! - He's hot, but he would've already pissed m

e off. - She's gonna walked weird for a couple days. Trixie, do you know what mea culpa is? - That's Sophia Coppola's younger daughter. -Hmmhmm. - Mea culpa is acknowledging one's fault or errors. - Are you ever into doing that? - What do you think? (Meatball hee-hees) - What do you think bitch? - Me either, bitch. - I am faultless. I have never done anything wrong. - I've seen you literally fall on stage and get up and say, "Who put that there?" - Exactly. - So. - Exactly. Okay. So Zyair has no

w hung a painting of Mea above his bed and he's about to give her a bath. - I believe Buzzfeed calls this "love bombing." - The kiss on the forehead. Baby, get out of there. Cum and then go. - I wish he was like, "I did this painting of you," and it was like a super Katya edited picture of her, like baby filter and like devil horns and stuff. - [Meatball] I don't like this. - No, he's, he's such an (bleep), she's gonna go, "This water's kind of cold." He goes, "Yeah, it was from a girl who used

it this morning." Like. - Yeah, it's Carrie's. - Yeah, it's Carrie's bath water. - I think we've really let go of the murder plot though. Can we get back on track and figure out if he's guilty or not? - He's sitting there like Sweeney Todd polishing his razor. - Yeah! Like, I'd be afraid that I'd be the next to go. - [Trixie] Mea didn't come home last night, so Charlise and Kal show up at her work. Turns out Kal didn't cheat on her. - Noooo! - We have been calling you all night and all morning.

- Keep your voices down. We are in my office. - They weren't yelling. - They were whispering. - "Keep your voices down. We are in my office." - "Hi." - "Hey girl, where were you?" - "Keep your voices down." - Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? - People treat you how you teach them how you allow yourself to be treated. I don't know what I just said. But I think it- - Say it one more time. - I don't know. I don't know what I said. - People treat you how sometimes the circus is how you wa

nna be at, and then it's good. - People treat you how you teach them how you wanna be treated based on how you taught them how you treat yourself. - Exactly. - Based on how they treat you. - Hmm. Preach. - She lets him do whatever she wants. - Look I thought we were doing better. Please tell me what's going on. - Oh, he really didn't cheat on her. And now she's the flop. - So now Mea goes to meet Renee, the gallery owner who discovered Zyair. Renee also used to be in a relationship with Zyair. S

o she probably likes it rough. - I wouldn't say he has so far showed us that he's great with women. - Yeah, no. Not at all. - But a murderer without real proof is kind of a leap. - Yeah, but if all these people were coming forward and saying that he like harassed them and assaulted them and liked rough sex with them, like I guess you gotta believe victims. - Yeah. - All you bitches can go to hell! - In that (bleep) ass bob too. All you bitches can go to hell! I wanna be her. Okay. She gets best

actress in this movie. - And before she leaves, she takes the wig off and throws it in the crowd and closes the door. - And it turns out that that is in fact Tyler Perry. - Are you gonna stand there or are you gonna come have a seat? - Well, she's fun. It's 10 in the morning and she's having scotch. - I see nothing wrong with that. - To most audiences, this is like, "Oh wow. She's a hard bitch." - For you, you're like, oh. - You gotta get, that's my coffee. - You fuckin' him yet? (Trixie zizzes)

- This woman has a lot of gay friends. You can tell she has a lot of gay friends. - You (bleep) him yet? - Like, I want that role. I wanna be that forward. I wanna look at this football padded bitch. She looks like she's holding up like a cardboard cutout of what she's supposed to be, but she's like a little toddler sticking her head through it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's giving "Little Rascals." - It is! - Pretending to be an adult. - It's four babies in a jacket. - "Boss Baby." - "Boss Ba

by!" There it is. - Then he sat me down. - [Meatball] He had sex with this woman too. - And made me paint. - Oh no! That's his move! - He said, "Close your eyes and tell me what color you feel." So I said... - [Meatball whispers] Blue. "Blue." - She really is sitting her down and she has her scotch and she's saying, "Your pussy is not special." I'm not saying she brought this on herself, but like Mea didn't exactly uh, make the best choices here either. - You're not gonna have sex with a client,

you can't have sex with a lawyer, you definitely shouldn't have sex with your barista every morning because that's gonna be awkward later. - Or drag queens. - Or drag- Never have sex with a drag queen. - Never. You know what's funny? - No, 'cause we're gonna remember and we're all gonna talk about it and we're gonna all find out that we've all had sex with you. So now Mea goes to Zyair's loft and starts peeling back the paintings that are above his bed. - Bitch. - Bitch! - It's gonna be Carrie,

it's gonna be Mary, it's gonna be Susan. - No, it's gonna be Michelle, Beyonce, LaTavia, like in order. - Not LaTavia. - And then I swear to God, the last one, I want it to be a portrait of you so bad. - Me too. - You like. I hope it's a guy and she finds out he's a little gay. - Now what's wrong with that? We got played by him the whole time. - Well, he's at least a player, but we still don't have proof he's a killer. - [Zyair] Mea, wait! - [Meatball] Oh baby! What? - It's Hydie, the missing w

oman it says, "Die, bitch. You ruined my life." - That's crazy. - The (bleep) I know, they do shit like that for getting their Starbucks order wrong. - Oh, exactly. - You know what I mean? First of all, even if he didn't kill her, he's obviously not being forthcoming. - No, not at all. - How are you helping your attorney by lying to them? - Constantly lying. And then putting "Die, bitch." She quits immediately, which good for her. I mean, finally. But it was crazy that that's what it took. - I w

ould've quit already. - [Meatball] Okay. So now we're about to see Mea's in-laws confront her about the affair and a lot of little secrets are gonna be put out in the open. - [Trixie] Oh, that's a fun vibe. It's a fun energy. - I need to tell you something. - Oh no. It's too late now, diva. - You were with him for over an hour on the drive here. Couldn't tell him then? - Ooh. - I want a sassy mayor like that. I need a bitch to come through. - Can we talk in private? - Whatever you need say, you

can say it to all of us. - No. - No. - No. - No. - No. No. - You're wrong there, diva. - No. I would say, "Oh, I'm sorry, bitch, are you in this relationship? Are you eating my pussy?" - Well, basically, she is. - Get out of here. - You buy these expensive suits and he has to work overtime just to pay for them. - Oh yeah. They don't even know he doesn't have a job. - Yeah. She's like, "Bitch, I paid for your chemo." - And then paid for your wig, bitch. And be honest. - Honest? - She said, "Hones

t?" I want her to say the words, "Wit yo broke ass." So bad. (Meatball laughs) Like, so bad. If I was her, I would do one of these. I would say, "Well." - Okay. - Oh we're gonna do honesty? If we're doin' honesty. - And then I would just rip into these (bleep). All of 'em, all of 'em. I'd say, "You know what? I'm gonna to get in bed with my serial killer boyfriend because y'all are bogus. At least he's gonna stab me in the front." - I lost my job. - Oh, he said it. - Thank God. - And I'm in reha

b. - It's all her fault. - [Meatball] Damn bitch. - She put too much pressure on you. - It's her fault? - It's her fault. - It's her fault? - But you're in rehab because you work too hard. - You're off the case because of an inappropriate relationship with your client. - Oh, see, okay. - Oh, oh! - This is where she did (bleep) up. She shouldn't be (bleep) her client. - No, absolutely not. We knew that from the beginning. - Did you fuck him? - Yes. - I knew it! - Wait a minute. Miss Vanjie. - Who

a, whoa, whoa. (Trixie grunts) - He stubbed his toe. - He went Muppet really quick. - He stubbed his toe. (Meatball grumbles) - That's why he flipped the table. It was in the way. - What counts as cheating? Just DMs, full sex? Like on the spectrum of cheating? - It depends on like how often are you hanging out with that person and if it's like an emotional attachment, and then if you have full sex and we're not like open. That's cheating to me. - Relationships are agreements. - Yes, exactly. - A

nd so every agreement's different. - Well, it's my belief that we as gay people get to define what cheating is for ourselves. - Boundaries with no consequences, you might as well just take a nap. So Mea jets off to the Dominican Republic. She's gotta clear her head. - Hmmhmm. It looks like she's in the "Hunger Games" or something. This is like her survival outfit. - Damn. - She has an incredible body. - I know, that's insane. - It's Hydie! (Divas swish) What the (bleep)? What the (bleep)?! - Hyd

ie. - What? - Excuse me. - Excu- ma'am. So Zyair's in custody right now. So she just saw that Hydie's alive. She been hidin' in the closet. - This is why you don't wanna run from somebody who jogs. She's warmed up. - Yeah, she's ready to go. - Why are you running from me? - Please, I am not who you think I am! - I know it's you, and you're coming to the police with me! - No! - I need to know the truth. - Oh! The cleaning spray, the phone steal! We've all been her. - By the way, very uh, you're o

ut in West Hollywood at Mother Lode. That's how they snatch your iPhones. (Meatball cachinnates) That's how you get your phone pickpocketed, bitch. - It's not from just sitting down and having it in your pocket. Mama, they're gonna slap you and grab it. - Windex in the face. - Zyair's innocent. - What? - I just saw the woman that he's supposedly killed. - 'Cause if she can produce even a photo of that woman alive, it's all out the window. - Yeah. - Let me get my guy on a plane right now, just co

me to the house. - I think it's a trap. So Mea goes to the in-laws house and the rest of the family secrets are revealed. - [Meatball] Ooh. - Is Kal here? - He's on his way. - He's not coming. - He's lying. - I don't want him as the mayor anymore. - Mea, I know I fucked up with the whole Kal thing. I want you to check your email. - Well, get to the point. - [Ray] I made you a drink, Mea. - [Trixie] Here's your drink. - Don't drink it, Mea. - Don't drink it, Mea! - Why can't we just hit the judge

tonight? - Oh, come on, Mea. This is family time. - [Trixie] Suddenly, it's family time? These bitches hate you. - I'm out, I'm out! - Girl, I'm out. I don't care if it's my own family. - I am so out. - I'm out. - No, I'd be running towards the door. - [Mea] Ray, read your email. - [Ray] You mean, mom, you don't have cancer? - No, son. - We cooked all of this shit up. I want sympathy for my votes. - I have to go. They cooked it up! No cancer! She wore those wigs on her own accord! - I know. Wel

l, it makes sense. She was like, "Put on the bad wig. I want people to know that I'm in treatment." - "I need the sympathy." - Here's to Charlise who decided to sleep with a penniless, desperate artist. - Damn. Ray's wife had an affair with Zyair. - Oh. - So when they found that out, they were like, "We're just gonna take this guy down." - [Mea] Charlise, get the kids. Let's get out of here, okay? - She is a part of this, diva. - [Azalia] Stab her. [Divas In Unison] - Stab her?! - Stab her? They

said stab her? - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - This is incredible. - Yeah, this is amazing. - This is absolutely amazing. - Is that eight burners on that stove? - That's a nice stove. That's a beautiful home. - See, this is the thing about a kitchen island. - What's the thing, Trix? - Well, you know, in kitchens, you want a triangle of productivity, right? From the fridge, to the garbage, to the sink. - Uh huh. - The three places you're like, you know you do the most. When you have an island, you g

otta walk around. - And it makes it hard. - If there was no island, she could've been outta here already. - Oh, absolutely. - Jesus - The frying pan. That's the move, mama. Larger surface area for pain. No, leave her! - No, that's her friend. - Nah, leave her. They're not gonna kill her. (gun fires) - [Ray] Put the fucking knife down. (Meatball caterwauls) - See, Charlise isn't all bad. - No, I know she's not bad, but they're not gonna kill her. So you could take care of yourself first. - Nope.

I think they're about to kill her. - Get his keys! Run! - [Azalia] No! - Charlise is gone. She was the only good-hearted one. Good thing she's a runner. - Is that the mom on the hood? - Oh! - Oh, she's fine. - She's gonna be fine. She's gonna come back from that. Kal picks Mea up. She's running off the property and he calls 911. - Why are you going to the house? - No, don't go back. Don't go back! - Yeah, 911? - [Ray] She figured it all out. - To the Bluetooth! The twists. You don't see 'em comi

n'. You don't see the titties comin', you don't see any of it. - She better jump outta this car. - I would jump out. Tuck and roll. We've all done it. What's the fastest a car's gone that you've jumped out of? - 75 miles per hour. - Dang. - But I was fine. - Yeah, you had a big wig on. - Honestly, if I'm padded, push me outta the car. - He told me to beat your ass to just to get you in line, but I said no. - He wants credit for not hitting her. - Yeah, great. Oh (bleep)! He just hit her. What I

would do is grab the wheel, and pull it real hard. 'Cause if I'm going down, you're going down with me. - Is she, is she gonna grab the wheel? - She's gonna do it. - [Trixie] She just pulled his seatbelt off. - What are you doing? Get off! - Sickening. - Yessss! Oh, and he flew out! Oh my goodness. - [Trixie] So Zyair gets out of jail. Mea hears from him, but throws her phone in the trash. - Who would you like to thank the most for this? - I appreciate you, Mea. - Okay. - Listen, he's not a mush

y guy. - Oh, there she is. - That's him being deeply sentimental. - What is she giving? - I feel like when people dress up like that, it draws more attention to them. - 100%. - [Meatball] Who's that spooky lady in the corner? - That's the one female dementor. - In all of Chicago. - Yeah. - Thank you so much. - Thank you so much. - Girl, he don't text like that. If I threw my phone out every time I received a text I didn't want, I'd be going through multiple phones a day. This isn't a story about

her client, or her husband, or her mother-in-law. This is a story about her. - Coming to terms with who she is and what she wants in the world. - Well, this movie had everything. - Hmmhmm. - It had a fake murderer. - It had kicking a lady outta bed to (bleep) another lady in the same room. - Kelly Rowland. - Dirty dicks. - Pretend cancer. - Sex. - Adultery - Titties. - Nightclubs in a parking garage. - A motorcycle ride. - It had Chicago. - Ooh. And it had shoulder pads. - So check out "Mea Cul

pa," only on Netflix. (Divas In Unison) - Bye. (upbeat jazzy music)