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"Cut my life into pieces. This is my last resort." 🤣
Homeboy camouflaged as the wall KILLED ME DEAD 😂
“Strong and…equal” Michael Longfellow is the best😂😂
Haha taking LAST RESORT to new "HIGHS" Y'all got us laughing so hard
Because of how short Quinta Brunson is makes this skit even more funny...Genius😂😂
I’m sorry I would’ve immediately cracked when Kenan and Quinta started singing 😂
As a Chicagoan “This coke is so white it likes to say it’s from Chicago but it’s from a suburb an hour outside of Chicago” I can guarantee she said nothing but facts 😂
"Hey, lemme scoot right by ya" cuts deep, man. (Edit: I see now that it is, in fact, Ope. Brutally accurate.)
It's good to mostly see the newer cast members getting to shine in this sketch.
I’ve been watching Quinta since early buzzfeed, and I’m so happy she’s come this far!
The holler after the Chicago joke took me OUT. Shades of "bruh, you're from EVANSTON" 😂
“20 pairs of Yeezys…but they all DIRTY” -why was this so true? 😂😂
“I chimed in with the haven’t you people ever heard of” 😂😂😂😂
The fentanyl line was gold
the "CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT" cracked me up
"I chimed in with a 'Haven't you people ever heard o-of!'/ "Closing the gaddamn door" segways - I wasn't ready. As a black kid who grew up listening to this music with my emo friends, i fully died. 😂
I don’t know how Quinta and everyone else managed to keep a straight face throughout this entire sketch 🤣😂
“It says ‘oop, let me scoot right by ya.’” As a midwesterner, pure gold
“You guys lookin for some cocaine?” is such a great opening line for a sketch
"Now you're sure there's no fentanyl in this right?" "Now nobody said that..." 😂😂😂