- When it's hot and your
scrotum just has to endure it. What type of animal is that? It definitely looks like a scrotum. Today we are back at it,
breaking down and reacting to what I am told are medical memes that only guys will understand. Hmm, we'll see about that. Alright, let's dive right in. You go to feel your testicles,
they're not there. (laughing) I'd be dilated the other
direction if I couldn't feel them. The other component is the
pupillary constriction. Typically we see this in someb
ody who is having opiate overdose versus the opposite, if you
are very up and excited, you'll actually get dilation. Milk makes your bones stronger. Eight year old me thinking
how my skeleton will look like if I drank milk. (laughing) So, this meme is trying to
depict that these muscles are supposedly enlarged bones. No they're not. Does milk actually make your
bones stronger as we get older. There's more research out there that there's some interplay with calcium. To get those kind of muscles,
one, it's partly genetic. The other is activity, diet, lifestyle, many different things and
it doesn't happen overnight. You actually have to work for it. To get those muscles, you
have to lift a lot of weights and then being able to see them, you have to stay lean and
keep your body fat low. You ever sit for so long that
your butt feels like this? You are sitting on what's
called your ischial tuberosity. Yes, if you're sitting on a surface for a long period of time, it could be quite discomfort
ing
and feel like your bones are coming outta your body. The pain you might be feeling is the maybe beginning of
some breakdown of tissue. So, just adjust and
move off of that tissue to give it a break. Quick, before the next meme,
hit that subscribe button. Are girls called chicks
because they produce eggs or because they love ****? What kind of meme is that? This is kind of offensive in
the sense of we call 'em a name because they just reproduce. No, they're a human being
that has the ability
to be able to reproduce. They don't have to. Puberty approaches, thymus goodbye. Your thymus is a gland
that sits kind of up here and it's big when we're
young and it gets smaller and smaller as we age. It slowly disappears
over time and the thymus is very important in
developing our immune system and white blood cells. Girls, if boys don't use toilet
paper to wipe off their pee, what do they do? Boys, it's one of those like
timers for keeping time. I used that when I was playing
piano when I wa
s a kid. There's a old joke if you're
shake it more than twice, you're playing with it kind of thing. But basically you're trying
to shake out the extra pee that could be at the tip. But the problem is
individuals that have a penis typically make a little bit more mess. So just be wary, be aware of that. Not with that rhythm. Just live. (laughing) So it's an EKG strip and it is quite an
abnormal rhythm on there. I've never seen a tattoo like that but I've seen people with
abnormal rhythms like t
hat. They typically turn into
something disastrous. This technique has saved
us a lot of embarrassment. Look up the statistics. An erection happens quite
often on a daily basis and then you start daydreaming, especially going through
puberty, especially sitting in class all day and then all
of a sudden the bell rings and you gotta get up
and you're like uh oh. So you gotta tuck it. Is it true most men pee on the
doo doo stains in the toilet to knock them off? (laughing) Who the F out here tellin
g secrets? That's funny. I do it too. At least you're aiming in the right place. And why not use your urine to
help clean the toilet bowl? - Friday, you clean the toilet. - Most of the time guys get blamed anyway for making it dirty. When she finally moves her
big **** head off your arm. Oh my god. (laughing) It doesn't really even
have to be that big. It can just be in a funky position and cause some decreased blood flow. You're also irritating the nerve and you're getting numbness,
tingling to
that arm. It falls asleep. It's painful. Men, turn 30, their nose hairs coming out. Vengeance. I've seen many videos
where people are sticking this weird wax up the
nose and in the ears. I probably wouldn't do that. Increased risk of
infection, pain, bleeding. The nose hairs have multiple purposes. Protecting the inside of your
nose, even your ear hair. Also it acts almost like
a filtration device. So, don't go ripping those
bad boys out too much. Maybe trim 'em so they're not unsightly. Men, 5
0 and older. Doctors, (laughing) Unfortunately it's
probably not 50 and older. It's probably less than that now. The good old prostate checks. So you're checking the prostate. Make sure that it's not any
abnormal lumps in there. Making sure it's not
enlarged and then if it is, it needs to be monitored and followed, checking for prostate cancer. In the morning, whole day. I'm assuming we're talking
about the morning wood or the male erection in the morning. Morning erections are quite normal. Eve
n an nocturnal overnight
erections are quite normal. You probably still get
erections during the day. It just has to do with your focus and what's going on during the day. My heart. Writing a cold email,
hitting send, see a response in your inbox. It's actually a funny
depiction of someone's anxiety and nervousness, AKA palpitations that potentially could occur. People come to the emergency
department all the time for rapid heartbeats,
palpitations, weird arrhythmias and it can be caused by
many
different things. And you'll get a full workout
relating to your heart that we can do in the
emergency department. That does need to be
followed up by a cardiologist 'cause some of the
exams we cannot get done in the emergency
department in that moment. It doesn't just happen to boys,
that happens to everybody. Hand sanitizer. One drop kills at 99.9% of germs. Me puts two drops. Germs is the kid. I don't fully understand this one. Maybe you can help me out in the comments but I can tell you tha
t
kids are very germy in the sense of they just
harbor lots of infections, viruses, and they're not clean
and they snot everywhere. It is a normal part of life. It's how we protect our
bodies by seeing the germs and having a defense against it. When it's hot and your
scrotum just has to endure it. What type of animal is that? It definitely looks like
a scrotum. (laughing) When it's hot outside, the
testicles wanna be away from your body 'cause it's
trying to cool itself. So the scrotum thins out
and elongates and this kind of looks like that. People get sweaty down there, sweaty groins, sweaty scrotums. And there're different
techniques to try to keep it dry. Baby powder, being one. Using the appropriate type of
cloth and clothing down there. I did a whole video on this. Me when the doctor gives me
some pills for my depression. Are you sure this will work? Ha ha, I have no idea. There's a ton of different
medications out there and some work for some people, some don't and they say just
try this or try that. And it's probably related to
your own chemistry in your body and how it reacts. Okay, memes, memes, memes for days I get. I understand some of 'em. Some go way over my
head and I have no idea. I definitely need your
help, but they're always fun to talk about and if you
guys enjoyed that, definitely binge watch this series right
here, this whole playlist. And as always, make
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me. Thank you so much for watching
and stay healthy my friends.
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