so what's up let's talk about babies you never knows no matter how Prejudice people are they love babies cuz babies don't scare anybody okay babies don't wear big gold chains babies don't snatch gold chains babies don't carry big radios babies don't make the price of your house go down everybody loves babies I'm in I'm pushing my little brother through the streets of South Carolina and I'm pushing him and all these rednecks are at the corner I'm pushing him down the street and this redneck looks
over and says boy that's a pretty [ __ ] I was born a suspect came out my mother's stomach anything that happened in a three block radius I was a suspect and White America is so scared of black teenagers I walk down the streets and everybody's tucking in their chains and women are grabbing hold of their mace man I don't understand this everybody just scared scared scared of me and big 300 lb white guys start flexx trying to scare me I weigh 120 lb soaking wet holding a brick okay why are they s
cared of me maybe it's the brick [Applause] okay other day I asked this white guy for the time he gave me his watch I don't get high at all I don't get high hate Dwight good I hate drugs I hate athletes on drugs I think athletes on drugs should be punished even more so than regular individuals cuz these guys are role models and kids follow their role models you're busy telling your kid oh don't be like Dwight goodon be like me but what does your kid see your kid sees Dwight goodon driving by the
Mercedes Benz while you're waiting for the damn number four bus so I was in South Africa the other day or was it Boston I did bever Hills Cop too and after end the cop we had this party the party was a tribute to the 50s first of all what black person in there right in mind want to relive the 50s okay so I went to the party anyway it took me like three hours to get in there after they H me down and sick the dogs on me I don't know white people love the 50s bring back they're good all day they l
ove the 50s cuz the 50s were like the the last years of legal racism rednecks were getting in their Last Licks like hey I think you better hang them today might get a ticket [Applause] tomorrow
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“I think you better hang him today might get a ticket tomorrow” (2024 ) they get a Medal of Honor 😅
Cool to see his early stand up, the jokes are pretty good but the delivery needed work and of course you gotta know your crowd. We all start somehwere and for young C-rock this isnt bad at all, we all know he got better with time