Family Feud (May 27, 1991 | #91_0690): College Week Day 1 (USC/UCLA)

- The University of Southern California Trojans-- Harold Medenci, Matt Holder, John Bragg, Mark Simon, Tom McNew. [cheering] The UCLA Bruins-- Mike Brady, Martin Walter, Terry Rusnak, Brian Van Holt, and Walt Becker battling for "Family Feud"'s Collegiate Championship. [applause] And here's the dean of "Family Feud," Professor Ray Combs. [applause] [upbeat music] - Thank you! Thank you so very much. Hello to the UCLA Bruins. Hello, USC Trojans. [cheering] Thank you. Thank you. Oh, this is exciti

ng. I feel I am the professor of "Family Feud" this week. We thank you for tuning in. What a wonderful crowd. Two unusual teams. It's one of the great rivalries in all of collegiate anything-- sports, academics. Today, it's "Family Feud." Will it be the USC Trojan men? Hey-o. - How you doing? - You're heading up the men's team. How do you say your last name, Med-- - Medenci. - Medenci? - It's Spanish. - OK, it's Spanish. And my name is Combs, and it's whatever it is. And who else did you bring w

ith you-- - All right, I've got-- - --to help you take the $5,000? - --Matt Holder-- - Woo. - --John Bragg-- - Oh, so hold it. I like that. Matt's the only got to clap for hisself. All right, Matt. Who else? - --John and Mark-- - John. - --Mark Simon-- - Yes. - --and Tom McNew. - And Tom McNew. - I'm ready to rock, guys! Let's go. - You're here-- you're here to do what? - We're gonna rock. - You're going to rock? - Yep. - Let me say that there's $5,000 at stake. You, gentlemen, are representing

a great heritage and a great school. Will you defeat the UCLA Bruins? [cheering] - Yeah, baby! - Mike. - Nice to meet you. - Mike Brady, you have brought with you four-- four handsome young man to help you defeat those USC Trojans. - Winners, winners. - Who did you bring? - All right, I got here-- I got Martin Larber-- - Yes. - --Terry Rusnak, Brian Van Holt. - Yes. - And we got Walt Becker down here on the end. - Are you-- is this the team to do it? - This is a winning team. - We've got an audi

ence that is prepared to back up both teams, cheerleaders for the men of both sides. One school will play for $5,000. But to do it, we've got to play the Feud! Let's go right now. [applause] The first team to $300 will win the game, get a chance to play Fast Money for the 5,000. The top seven answers are on the board. Name a popular place for couples to make out. [musical tones] Mike? - Inspiration Point. [laughter] - Well, I guess-- I didn't even say specific, Mike. That's the first time I've a

ctually seen an address. Inspiration Point? [bell dinging] Lover's Lane known in many corners. Now, Harold, there are three answers that could give USC control. The question, a popular place for couples to make out? - The drive-in. [cheering] - Is that topic-- stay right here. Let's see drive-in. [bell dinging] Number two. 17 people said it. You think of a steal. Cheer them on. Cheer them on. Matt, welcome. - Thank you. - What do you say? - Backseat of a car. - A popular place for couples to mak

e out, the back seat of a car. [bell dinging] Number one. [cheering] John, you're doing it. Those guys over there want to steal your bank, but keep it rolling. - I remember when I was little, it was the big thing to go to my own bedroom. - Really? - Yeah. [cheering] - Let me see your bedroom. [bell dinging] [cheering] Six people. - Let's go, baby! - 100 average people surveyed, Mark. Popular place for couples to make out? - The backyard of a house. - That's a good answer. That's good. - You're a

n outdoorsman. Outdoorsman, huh? All right, let me see the back-- - The backyard of a house. - The backyard of your house. [buzzer] Sorry, Mark. - Let's go, Tom. - Judge, is there any reason why I have to read the question as it's written here, name a popular place for couples to make out? I mean, couldn't I just say to make out? I mean, unless you're alone-- [laughter] A popular place to make out? Wouldn't that imply two? Thank you, Judy. - Sound like a dean. - See, I am-- or I sound like a dea

n. I'm sounding like I'm educated. - How you doing? - Tom, keep the team rolling. Name a popular place to make out. - I'd say, like, a nature place, close to nature. - Are you a beach dude? Are you-- are you a beach dude, Tom? - Yeah, the beach, behind the bushes, or whatever. - OK, he said, like-- like, like a nature place, judge. Do you understand that, dude? He needs, like, Tom, more specific, dude. - Behind the bush. - Behind the bush. [laughter] All right. - Come on now, boys! - Let me see

the White House. What kind of bush? - That could be it. - All right, let me see the bush. [buzzer] Not there. You could get a chance to steal, UCLA. Popular place to make out? - I got it. I got it. I got it. - What do you say, Harold? - We'll say the porch swing. - Let me see the porch swing. [buzzer] - No! UCLA, that bank can be yours. Do you men know more-- how to-- where the place that's popular to make out might be? One answer, Walt. - I'd say the beach. - The beach. - A dance. - What? - A d

ance. - Dance. Terry? - Upstairs. - Upstairs. Mike? - Dance floor, dance floor. - Dance floor. Mike, you can go with them or on your own. Three answers gets you the bank. What do you say? - I like beach. I like beach. - He likes the beach. - I like the beach. - If it's there, you have stolen $68 to start the Feud. Do couples like to make out on the beach? [bell dinging] Bam, you got the dough. Two answers. [cheering] It appears that the UCLA boys know a little bit more about making out than the

USC boys-- men-- men. Two answers-- two answers would have kept your roll. At number three, couples like to make out in a park. And number-- well, there's a bush there sometimes. Number six? In a-- - Whoa. - We're coming back. This is a great Feud. You don't want to miss it. We'll see you in a moment. That was a great start. UCLA men, $68, on the way to 300. USC, 0. Here we go, Matt, with another face-off. Come on right now. [cheering] Good luck to both teams. You know, all this week, we are sta

rting our Education First Week. Make sure to put Education Week first with you, all right? Are y'all ready? Education is a very important thing because, remember, tuition is a terrible thing to waste. [laughter] Top six answers are on the board. Name an occupation whose members might be called stuffy. [musical tones] Martin? - School teachers. - Let me-- let me see a school teacher. [bell dinging] Number two. One answer could give you control, Matt. Occupation whose members might be called stuff

y? - Scientists. - Let me see a stuffy scientist. [buzzer] Not there. You think of a steal. All right, here we go, UCLA, Terry. An occupation whose members might be called stuffy? - Judges. - All right. - OK, OK, OK. - We've got a judge on this show. Did he make the survey? Judge. [bell dinging] Number one. Take that, Judge Wapner. Brian? - Let's see. How about a lab technician? - You know, you have absolutely singled out a very unique occupation. There's just a lot of stuffy lab technicians. [b

uzzer] Didn't make the survey. Come on. Keep it rolling. What happened to your fingers, Walt? - I broke it playing rugby. - OK, good enough. - OK. - Tough guy. All right, occupation whose members might be called stuffy? - I'd say doctors. - Let me see a stuffy doctor. [buzzer] Did not make our survey. USC men, think of a steal. $49 could be yours. Mike? - I'm gonna have to say businessman. - Now is that-- it's not specific enough. - Let's go with stockbrokers. - Stockbrokers sometimes are stuffy

. Still alive if we see a stuffy stockbroker. [bell dinging] There it is. A little bit more to the bank. Martin? - I hope this is specific enough. I'd say clergy, like a clergy member. - Like a clergymen? Isn't that interesting? - That'll work. - Let's see if it makes it to keep you alive. Stuffy clergymen. [buzzer] Did not make the survey. You can now return the favor and steal. Occupation whose members might be called stuffy, Tom? - Politicians. - Politician. Mark? - A tax man. - Tax man. - An

accountant. - An accountant. - An accountant. - An accountant. - An account. Harold, with them or on your own. You've got three answers to steal from. - Accountant is looking really good. [cheering] - Well, if it is up there, you're in this game. Show me for the steal, accountant. [bell dinging] USC gets in the game. Gentlemen, here's two answers of stuffy occupations that might have kept you going. Our survey thought number three, banker. - Oh. - And number five, librarian. We're coming back w

ith two great teams, wonderful questions, surprising answers. And we're gonna play for $5,000. Hurry back. [upbeat music] $68 for the UCLA men. The USC Trojans have 53. And here we go with another face-off right now. [cheering] The first team to 300 is gonna take home 5,000. And this is very competitive. As we double the dollar value, the top five answers are put on the board. A question, name something that college kids buy a lot of. [musical tones] John? - Books! - Let me see books. [bell ding

ing] Number one in our survey. Think of a steal. - Let's go, boys. Come on, boys. - I believe stealing has controlled the bank both times. So think of a steal over there, Mark. Something that college kids buy lots of from 100 people surveyed? - Even though it's negative, I'm gonna say alcohol. - Well, that's the kind of grade you want to get on an alcohol test is negative to the police officer. Let me see alcohol. [bell dinging] [applause] 27-- 27 kids are buying books. 26 are buying booze. So t

hat one kid makes it education. Tom? - I'd have to go with birth control, I think. Safety-- safety first, safety first. Safety. - Safety first? - Come on, guys. Come on. - Birth control? - Birth control. - In other words, you'll never behind that bush alone. You take-- you know, you carry a little case. Let me see birth control. [buzzer] Did not make the survey. Harold? I'm sorry, Tom. Harold? - My answer is probably gonna be a lot homelier than the last two, but I'm gonna say school supplies. -

There you go. - Something that college kids buy a lot of, school supplies. Now, judge? Yeah, Harold, you're gonna-- it's like an essay question that you just threw a whole lot up there thinking you might get a good grade. And I need more specific as we write on the paper sometimes. - All right, notebooks then. - All right, good enough. - All right. - Notebooks. [bell dinging] - Yes. - And notebooks are paper. Tough ruling. Only one strike. Matt is smiling because he has an answer. What do you s

ay? - Pens and pencils. - Do they buy a lot of pens and pencils? [buzzer] - Yeah! - They're going to try to steal, John, but you look like you know. What do you say? - I've been through four years of college, and I've bought a lot of clothes. - Yeah? - Clothes, man. - I've gone through a lot of clothes. - John, I felt like you were gonna say, I've been through four years of college, and I'm a freshman. So I know about this. [laughter] Show me clothes. [bell dinging] There it is. Nicely done. Mar

k, bring it home-- bring it home, you've got $134 in your bank. - Social activities. - For that bank, do college kids buy lots-- you buy lots of social activities? [buzzer] Not there. That bank is yours if you name something that college kids buy lots of, Walt. - I'd say food. - Food. What do you say? - Fast food. - Fast food. Terry? - Fast food. - Fast food, fast food. Now, tell Mike what-- Mike, you're-- - Fast food. - Say fast food. Good enough, judge? - Fast food. - Will you steal $134 with

a fast food? [bell dinging] You got that bank. Junk food, that's right. The girls come down to celebrate. We have $202 for the UCLA Bruins. Here comes the USC-- come on, Trojans, $53 with another face-off right now. I'm telling you, it's pandemonium here on the set of the Feud. If you tuned in, one of the greatest rivalries of all time has taken place right now. It's about to be settled. The dollar value is tripled. The top four answers are on the board. Name something that superstitious people

think brings good luck. [musical tones] Mark? - A unicorn. - Could it be the lucky unicorn? [buzzer] Stay right there, Mark. We surveyed 100 people, Brian. Something that superstitious people think brings good luck? - A lucky rabbit's foot. - How about a rabbit's foot? [bell dinging] Number one. Think of a steal, Mark. Tom, think of a steal. What do you say, Walt? - I'd say cross, you know, some-- - You get good luck from a cross. - Sure. [buzzer] - Not on the survey. - All right, all right, all

right. - Think of a steal. Dollar value is tripled. Your team can win. What do you say, Mike? - Being Irish, I'm gonna have to say a four-leaf clover. - Show me the four-leaf clover. [bell dinging] - There it is. - There it is. Notre Dame actually helping UCLA here. What do you say, Martin? - I'm gonna have to say a horseshoe. - Superstitious people like a horseshoe. [bell dinging] Enough money, either team can win. Terry, if you give me number four, you're going to stand right there with your

team and play for $5,000. Something superstitious people think brings good luck? - Throwing salt over your shoulder. - Could it be, for this game, salt over the shoulder? [buzzer] No. Hey, think of a steal. Brian? - I'm gonna say a lucky coin. - A lucky coin. Will that end the game? Coin. [buzzer] No, think of a steal. Oh, so that is three strikes. Now, Tom-- Tom, I need one answer from you. Something that superstitious people think brings good luck? One answer. Do you have it? No. - Crystal. -

Crystal. All right, Mark? - A rock. - A rock. - Find a penny, pick it up. All day long, you'll have good luck. - Thank you for that recital, John. Find a penny, pick it up. All day long, you have good luck. Liar, liar, pants are on fire. You caught your head in a telephone wire. Matt? - A penny. - A penny? All right, tell Harold what will win you the game. This will win the game. Very important. - Wait, can I ask a question? - Go ahead. - Did he say a lucky coin already? - Yes, he already said i

t. Now, something-- you have three seconds to give me something that brings people good luck. What is it, Harold, for the game? Three seconds. - Stone. - A lucky stone. - A stone. If it's not there, the UCLA Bruins are playing for $5,000. Is it stone? [buzzer] No. [cheering] Let us see what would have you won the game. A lot of pressure was put on you. Number four would have won you the game. What is number four? Knock on wood. Here we go. You stay right here. I need two players for $5,000. The

UCLA Bruin men are playing Fast Money right after this for $5,000. You don't want to miss it. Nicely done, Walt. [upbeat music] We put 15 seconds on the clock and wish the men of the UCLA Bruins much luck, Walt. We asked 100 people, based on what you've heard or believe, what do you think you'd find in heaven? - God. - Something that women's magazines give advice about? - Love. - Something you put whipped cream on? - Pie. - A sports car? - Ferrari. - A place where people tell other people to be

quiet? - Church. - Turn around and let's see how you did, Walt. Based on what you heard or believe, what do you think you'd see in heaven? You said you'd have to see God. The survey said 24. [bell dinging] - Come on, baby. - Something that women's magazines give advice about? You said love. Survey said six. Something you put whipped cream on? You said a pie. The survey said bam. - OK. - A sports car? You chose a Ferrari. What did the survey say? 11. You're inching up. Where would you tell other

people to be quiet? You said a church. What did the survey say? 14. Nicely done. You go back with your teammates. Here comes Mike, who has been kept offstage. [applause] You are 106 points away from $5,000 for you and your teammates. 20 seconds to the clock, revealing the wonderful answers. Bring it home. We asked 100 people, based on what you've heard or believe, what do you think you'd find in heaven? - Clouds. - Something that women's magazines give advice about? - Love making. [buzzer] - OK,

OK. - Makeup. - Something you put whipped cream on? - A pie. [buzzer] - Try again. - Pudding. - A sports car? - A Ferrari. [buzzer] - Try again. - Corvette. - A place where you tell other people to be quiet? - Library. [bell dinging] - Turn around here. You're 106 points away from $5,000. What you think you'd see in heaven? You said clouds. Clouds and bushes, I guess, are about all you need. - That's enough. - The survey said five. - Ah. - An angel was the number one answer, and it was not give

n. Something that women's magazines give advice about? You said love making. What did our survey say? 28. - Yeah! - Sex, the number one answer. Something you put whipped cream on? You said pudding. Survey said 11. Inching up. Pie was number one. You got two answers left to get the $5,000. A sports car? You chose Corvette. What did our survey say? 39. - Yeah! - Corvette was the number one answer. You're 23 points away. I asked you a place where people tell other people to be quiet. You said libra

ry. If 23 people said it, these five UCLA men have $5,000. What did our survey say? [bell dinging] You've got the cash! Library, the number one answer. UCLA Bruins have $5,000. They're the champs. We're coming back. Don't go away. [cheering] [upbeat music] I'm Ray Combs. Have a great day here on CBS. [applause] - Some of our departing players will receive delicious Cremora Lite with 70% less saturated fat than CoffeeMate. No tropical oils and no cholesterol. Newell Window Furnishings, magic-fit

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