But... dad, you're retired. I'd rather be dead. Dead ? I'll tell you what's dead - Vaudeville! You know what killed it ? - The talky pictures. But you can still make it kid, you just gotta have a gimmick. I for one am a tumbler - Here, watch my round off. Oop-
(tumbles) Hey kiddo, be a sport - take the pills out of my pocket and put one under my tongue ? My God, Lois! I'm blind as a bat, I can't see a damn thing! You know what else you can't see ? - the writing on the wall. Vaudeville's dead and
TV is the box they're gonna bury it in. Back then, everyone had a specialty - I for one am a tumbler. Watch me leap through this big hoop. (Leaps and fall on face) (Whispers)
Vamp, Vamp! ("Galloping Gertie" by Sam Fonteyn plays) Holy crap, we're rich! Rich ? I'll tell you what's rich - the amusing folksy monologue of young Will Rogers but me, I like the visual slapstick gag like this comically oversized powder-puff. Makeup! (Powder-puff to the face) Now, that's rich. Ha ha ha ha. Play me off, J
ohnny. ("Galloping Gertie" by Sam Fonteyn plays) You know Lois, maybe you're right. Maybe I should pick my own religion. The question is: which one ? I'll tell you what you can pick - a tune-out on that piano. ♪ Fatty's in a little jam, dead girl, dead girl.. ♪ ♪ Fatty's in a li--♪ Oh, now, how the whiz bang does the rest of it go ? Quick! Make something up! ("Galloping Gertie" by Sam Fonteyn plays) Let's have a round of applause for our first performer! ♪ There's no mustache like my father's mu
stache ♪ ♪ That's the biggest mustache in town ♪ Play me off, Johnny. ("Galloping Gertie" by Sam Fonteyn plays) Congratulations! You are both in the Army! We're both i- what ? That's ridiculous! I'll tell you what's ridiculous - the Kaiser. Somebody should put him on a roll! ♪ Over, we're coming over ♪ ♪ And we won't come back till it's over, over there ♪ Commercial! Damn! Play me some filler, Johnny. ("Galloping Gertie" by Sam Fonteyn plays) (Stewie shoots Vern) (Stewie shoots Johnny) Okay - th
ey're dead, alright ? We're not gonna be seeing them again. From this day forth, I am James Woods and I'll stick to that story even if nobody believes it. I'll tell what nobody believes in - Ghosts! [Music] ♪ Where did Robinson Crusoe go with Friday on Saturday night ? ♪ Ha! Damn, play me off, Johnny. ("Galloping Gertie" by Sam Fonteyn plays) You're probably wondering why he's in Hell... ...Johnny liked little boys. What the hell ?! Put him on the bench. Wait, please no- I just wasn't ready! Don
't worry, we'll put you in soon. (Fuad laughs) It's funny because he won't be back. [Music] ♪ He's.. a.. fam.. ily.. guy ♪ Mayor West ? Angela ? My dad ? Quagmire's girlfriend who died in the Clue episode ? Who do all these people have in common ? and how do they know I like being slowly beckoned ?
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🕒 TIMESTAMPS 🕒 0:00 - S02E02: Holy Crap 0:16 - S04E03: Blind Ambition 0:35 - S04E12: The Perfect Castaway 0:53 - S04E18: The Father, The Son, And The Holy Fonz 1:13 - S04E23: Deep Throats 1:28 - S05E04: Saving Private Brian 1:55 - S06E09: Back To The Woods 2:22 - S14E15: A Lot Going On Upstairs 2:40 - S18E17: Coma Guy
I get why people didn't like them but I found them entertaining.
Man I remember the "Johnny liked little boys" joke floored me when I first saw that 😅🤣
“I’ll tell you what’s ridiculous - the Kaiser! Somebody should put him on a roll!” These gents never cease to entertain!
I like how as the show progresses Verns hairline recedes further and further 😂
I love the way Johnny looks back when he's playing the piano.
It'd been better if he said: "Well, Johnny put his finger in the wrong minor"
This is the stupidest gag in this entire show and i love it
2:18 funny that it's a little boy who killed him
Idc what people say this is probably my favorite running gag
The piano guy looking back all happy kills me
You know they actually popped up a lot for dead guys, and the uses in which they did pop up was actually used pretty effectively, showing they were either axed from the casting, or if they were casted they would be in the roles of known deceased characters. That’s a really effective way to use them.
Now you're probably wondering why he's in Hell. Johnny liked little boys.
1:36 - Stewie is clearly entertained by Vern 1:49 - Stewie fatally shoots both Vern and Johnny
"You're probably wondering why he's in Hell. Johnny liked little boys." Great fourth wall breaking out of character motive, there.
Whenever I say something embarrassing I just say “damn play me off Johnny” and it gets a laugh
Since Johnny doesn't have a voice, I usually make happy noises whenever he turns to face Vern
"Damn! Play me some filler, Johnny!" Vern's last words
2:21 I like how disappointed Vern looks when he says that. XD
I always love the scene with johnny with the best piano playing