Film Theory: The "Grinch"... is FAKE!

For crimes against the state, you have been sentenced to 30 years of washing the Grinch's a**! Now grab your shampoo and start scrubbing my green a**! Ha ha ha I am "Grinch," I got a green a**! So, that's me. My name's Christopher Hamburger and I run a YouTube channel under the name "SmokaWaga" where I talk about famous intellectual properties while trying to be funny. What could possibly lead me into this situation? Well, it all started with a typical day trying to generate views by doing a ra

nt about a famous intellectual property Hey guys, SmokaWaga here. So, we all agree that the "Grinch" series is an absolute masterpiece of cinematic entertainment. After all, it features a hairy green alien running around and getting mad about stuff. And as an added bonus, I hear it triggers the politically correct crowd. But one thing the Grinch is not, is real. I have a theory that the "Grinch" is simply a made-up character, designed to sell entertainment to children. And yet we still have some

cringe YouTubers who say otherwise. For example the cringelord "BobRob" at Movie Takes. Look at this video, "Movie Takes: Why The Grinch Is Real" So, is the Grinch real? Well, Aristotle defines a substance as a compound of form and matter. And in the case of the Grinch universe, there's a Grinch which has a form which is a green guy, and a matter, which is green hair, therefore Therefore you are cringe! This is the same BobRob that said Captain Marvel is better than Dark Souls Video Game for

Guys. Now he wants me to believe that he knows more than I do about "Grinch"? Uh... NO. Just... NO. Just a reminder, I'm the inventor of saying "No, just no," so if I didn't know what I was talking about would I have been able to come up with such a funny quip? The fact is, Grinch is complete fake and ahhhhh! You wanna call me fake? **** you mother**** I'm taking your a** to To where? To Whoville? Whoville? What's that? A fictional town invented by Grinch creator Dr. Seuss. What the **** are yo

u talking about? I don't live in Whoville, I live in a ****ed up dungeon with my wife, s*xy McDonalds C'mon babe let's arrest this little b**** for the crime of being a b****. For crimes against the state, you have been sentenced to 30 years of washing the Grinch's a**. Now grab your shampoo and start scrubbing my green a**. Ha ha ha. No please stop! Don't do this! Noooo! You should have thought of that before you said the Grinch wasn't real! RobBob? Hee Hee Hee! I am RobBob, the Grinch pays me

to make videos saying he's real! RobBob! Please help me! RobBob! Why should I help you? You said my video was cringe. RobBob I didn't really mean it, c'mon, you know how hard it is to run a commentary channel! There are only so many famous intellectual properties to analyze! I make multiple videos a week, sometimes I need to go after things like TikTok influencers or Instagram stars or... Or who? My fellow pop culture geeks. And while we may not agree with each other's views we have to respect

each other's right to hold them, because if we don't, well, that's... That's what? That's... the ultimate cringe. You're right. Grinch, let him go. Shut up RobBob, you are annoying. Ahhh! Grinch ate annoying YouTuber RobBob. Now wash my a**! Wait, can't we make some kind of arrangement? What if I release a vlog saying that you ARE real? Actually, I have a better idea. Hey guy's it's Grinch, I've taken over SmokaWaga's channel. Today we're gonna be discussing my theory that Minions are fake. C'm

on baby don't stop massaging my stinky feet. I never thought I'd say this but I sure wish I was washing the Grinch's green a**! I mean the fact is, these little yellow dips***s are too annoying to be real. I hope somebody's ready to wash my yellow a**! [laughing]